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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: you're under arrest?

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Speaker 2: What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You heard me? You're under arrest?

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Speaker 2: What the who is this?

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Speaker 1: My name is Eddie, Addie.

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Speaker 2: I don't know in Addie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my name is. My name is Eddie, and I'm

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Speaker 1: placing you under citizens arrest.

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Speaker 2: You're doing what? I'm so confused.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm placing you under citizens arrest because you've

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Speaker 1: been parking in front of my house for a week

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Speaker 1: straight and I can't stand it anymore.

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Speaker 2: Are you the person that's been leaving those stupid notes

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Speaker 2: on my wind show shield?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been leaving your notes telling you not to

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Speaker 1: park there. I was going to alert the authorities. Well

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Speaker 1: guess what, I am the authorities, and you're under citizens arrest.

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Speaker 1: You got to meet me at my place and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take you down to the precinct.

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Speaker 2: Okay, absolutely not you. This is not the type of

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Speaker 2: scenaria where you can citizens arrest me.

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Speaker 1: You did it. You're under arrest. No, you got my

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Speaker 1: handcuffs right here and I can't wait to slap them

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Speaker 1: on you.

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Speaker 2: No, you're an idiot and I've been parking.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well I'm tacking on some charges.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, you just called me an idiot.

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Speaker 1: You're the one that's been parking in front of my house,

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Speaker 1: but you called an officer of the law in this

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Speaker 1: moment an idiot that I'm off for.

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Speaker 2: The law and I've been parking legally.

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Speaker 1: Insulting an officer of the law and threatening battery upon him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, threatening battery. I'm just telling you you're an idiot

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Speaker 2: because I'm parking legally and you're leaving annoying notes on

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Speaker 2: my door saying that I can't park there and I

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Speaker 2: can be.

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Speaker 1: You're parking illegally right in front of my place, blocks

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Speaker 1: my view of the street, and I need to police

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Speaker 1: the street. I'll have you know. I'm the supervisor of

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Speaker 1: the neighborhood Watch program.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to arrest me, and you need to

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Speaker 2: stop leaving notes on my car. Okay.

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Speaker 1: If you're not gonna come peacefully, I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: come into your office right now, slap the cuffs on you,

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Speaker 1: and take you out of there in front of everybody

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Speaker 1: you want that a citizens arrest right there in the

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Speaker 1: middle of your workplace.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're gonna come into my office. You know where

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Speaker 2: I work, Yes, I do.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the parking lot right now.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to call the police immediately.

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Speaker 1: Taser in my handcuffs and I'm going to handcuff you and.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, they're gonna be like axual one, harassing me.

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Speaker 2: I'm recording this whole call.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, the park in front of my house.

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Speaker 1: You get a citizens arrested and tasered and handcuffed.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm I'm hanging up and I'm calling the cup.

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Speaker 1: You're right, you're the Peter.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna taste me right in the.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna what's what?

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Speaker 2: What's my Peter?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna taser you're right in the Peter

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Speaker 1: and the Paul and the Mary.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you're gonna You're gonna You're gonna taste my groin. Okay, cool, weirdo.

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Speaker 2: You don't have anything to do better than stalk me

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Speaker 2: outside of my office.

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Speaker 1: Iolog you today when you left and I'm outside of

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Speaker 1: your office right now.

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Speaker 2: Such a creepy weirdo.

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Speaker 1: My taser in my Oh what now I'm out in

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Speaker 1: charges onto the citizens arrest for you. If I wasn't

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Speaker 1: on the phone with you talking about tasing your Peter,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't have tasered my Peter.

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Speaker 2: Just leave me alone, taser you, and.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Angela and marry her myself.

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Speaker 2: What the how do you know my wife?

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Speaker 1: Because she said or she asked me to do this

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Speaker 1: prank phone call on you. This is actually Jubil from

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Speaker 1: the Jebel Show to a phone brenk on you and

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Speaker 1: your wife set you up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: A chug. She said that somebody's been leaving notes on

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Speaker 1: your car. They've been parking in front of their house,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Some of the people in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if I got that call.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,