1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: It's that time time, time, time, luck and loadlo. So 2 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: Michael darry Show is on the air. 3 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 2: We got all the spring breakers in South Bodery here 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 2: no suns, it's all pretty and the Corpus Christie May 5 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: Lord O'Connor, mad Acorda. 6 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 3: And Jamaica and beach. Sure that water may be in 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 3: brown mud. It feels good on my beam. 8 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 4: Galston, Well, Galston has a lot of history. And those 9 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:48,279 Speaker 4: people come from Houstone for the ocean therapy. Welcome to them, 10 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 4: Go fo America. Welcome to the land of the free. 11 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 4: Welcome to them, Go of America. We're the son is. 12 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 3: Hide and the people long breath, grabbing and casting in 13 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 3: the cage and river. 14 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,960 Speaker 2: They say that Holly Beach is the mud, but paradise 15 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 2: and gaiters are up. 16 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 3: In the swampsa chapelize. 17 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 2: Those cage ins are the toughest folk. 18 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 3: They you leave me if you don't matter. Hurricane good 19 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 3: news again U. 20 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 4: Sleeping, letting through those beets and have the drain down 21 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 4: and newing. Welcome to them, Go bull Amergo. Welcome to 22 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 4: the land of the breed. Welcome to them, Go boot America, 23 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 4: where son is hide and the people long break the 24 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 4: little navy. 25 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 2: Ships in goes forty. See what I'm saying, Biloxi. Elvis 26 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 2: lived in the basket Coola when he. 27 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 4: Was just a kids. 28 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 3: That water turns brown and go shore and the orange beach. 29 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 3: The blue angels come from pensyl Coola. But shall miss them. 30 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 2: If you play with the white beaches up there standing 31 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 2: all the way to keep sand blast where people and 32 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 2: golden charge of sol. 33 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:27,840 Speaker 3: In liting man. Now Dampa has a football. 34 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 2: When the bridges and the base or Mina's ass spring 35 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:34,800 Speaker 2: train and wear the boards of the ball play. 36 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 4: Welcome to them, gol boob America. Welcome to the man 37 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 4: of the breeze. Welcome to them gold Boot America. But 38 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 4: that's son and side and the people arm free. You 39 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 4: can call it what you want to. We don't have 40 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 4: to agree. 41 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 3: Now look at all that waters. All I want to 42 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 3: do is see. 43 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 4: Welcome to them, Golf of America, Welcome to the end 44 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:29,239 Speaker 4: of three. Welcome to them, Golf of America with that 45 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 4: time side, and the people. 46 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 3: From Maica with that flag still stands in up people Lord. 47 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: Free, our very own Joshua. 48 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 5: President Trump's press team has forbidden the Associated Press from 49 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 5: coming to the Daily presser because of their refusal to 50 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 5: write the Gulf of America. What's interesting is the number 51 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 5: of press outlets who are pushing back on the renaming 52 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 5: of things. Oh no, you can't rename a military base. 53 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:30,400 Speaker 5: You can't rename the golf You can't do that because 54 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 5: it's always been this other thing. 55 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: What about the Redskins. 56 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 5: You jumped on that nomenclature change like you were waiting 57 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,160 Speaker 5: for it forever. What about the fact that we're changing 58 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 5: the military basis back to the name that they were, 59 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 5: and you jumped on it. What Trump is turning on 60 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,080 Speaker 5: its head is guess what you don't need. They don't 61 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 5: have some right to sit at the press conference. You're 62 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:08,280 Speaker 5: giving them what they desperately need, oxygen. You tell them no, 63 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 5: and you own them. Nobody ever understood that. 64 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: Nobody realized that he's now bringing in new media. And 65 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 1: why wouldn't you? Why would you keep letting them have 66 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 1: a power that you are fueling. I love it. 67 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 5: K x A n in Austin reports twenty four Texas 68 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 5: Dairy Queen restaurants to close, items up for auction, with 69 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 5: twenty four Dairy Queen location set to close around Texas well. 70 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: Why you figure that is, I mean, I got so 71 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:44,960 Speaker 1: into the auction. Well, hold on, I'd like to get 72 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: your thoughts on that. 73 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 5: People can now purchase a variety of restaurant items and 74 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:53,760 Speaker 5: equipment as part of an ongoing auction. The complete contents 75 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 5: of various Dairy Queen restaurants will be auctioned on localauctions 76 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 5: dot Com until Thursday afternoon. Buyers will be responsible for 77 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 5: disassembling all purchased items. Multiple quote Multiple Dairy Queen locations 78 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 5: are closing their doors and must liquidate the assets. Bid 79 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,080 Speaker 5: on a large variety of restaurant assets and related items 80 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,159 Speaker 5: that need to be removed from the location, the auction 81 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:20,839 Speaker 5: website said. A representative from Dairy Queen confirmed that twenty 82 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 5: five locations have closed, but only twenty four of those 83 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 5: will be available for auction. All twenty five restaurants are 84 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 5: owned by a single franchise owner. The franchise owner continues 85 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 5: to own and operate other DQ restaurants in Texas. 86 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,919 Speaker 1: The representative said it. 87 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,320 Speaker 5: Was this franchise owner's decision to participate in an online 88 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 5: auction for twenty four of the twenty five locations. 89 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,120 Speaker 1: These closures are. 90 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:50,600 Speaker 5: An isolated event and we refrain from publicly sharing contract terms. Oh, 91 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 5: that makes it sound like he's a squirrel. There's one 92 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:58,799 Speaker 5: in Rusk, Carthage, Longview, die Ball, Waskom. 93 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: I don't know that Ascombe. I don't know whatever I 94 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: say is going to be wrong. 95 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 5: I'm kind of curious what it is nacaoaches uh in 96 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 5: the that's in East Texas. There's four in the Amarillo 97 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 5: area in Panhandle in Canadian in Fritch and Herford. In 98 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:21,800 Speaker 5: the Austin area, there's one in Flugerville on Pecan Street. 99 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,360 Speaker 5: In the Beaumont area, there's one in Sour Lake and 100 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 5: one in Buna of the Buna Cougars formerly of Anthony 101 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:34,960 Speaker 5: byrt No. He was Newton, never mind uh DFW area, 102 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 5: one in North Richland Hills and in Houston. 103 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: There's one in Dayton on ninety one in Huntsville in. 104 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 5: On forty five South, one on East Lake Houston Parkway 105 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 5: in Huffman where the where the superintendent is out of control. 106 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 5: Remind me to talk about Benny Swallow. This guy is 107 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 5: absolutely positively out of control. There's one in tom All 108 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 5: on twenty nine twenty and there's one in Cleveland on 109 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 5: Washington Avenue. Two in Love one on Idaloo and one 110 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 5: on olding and three in wake Up? 111 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: What would you like to buy from a dairy queen? 112 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 5: Ramon, No, it's not a blizzard you Jack, asked my 113 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 5: brother in law on the Wall America. 114 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: Michael Berry. 115 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 5: You see I turned upside down, man. I tell you 116 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 5: not only a fan favorite, but a club owner's favorite. 117 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 5: Those boys, they showed up in a good mood, happy 118 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 5: to be there. You might not think that's a big deal. 119 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:48,319 Speaker 5: A lot of bands show up grumpy, mad, furious, and 120 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,079 Speaker 5: they walk in the door with a lot of drama already. 121 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I ain't king to drink. It's ridiculous. Traffic 122 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:56,520 Speaker 1: was horror. 123 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 5: Not these boys showed up early, happy to sit down 124 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,520 Speaker 5: and talk to you, happy to be there. What does 125 00:09:06,559 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 5: it look like tonight? And if you don't know, it's okay? 126 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 5: But you want us to greet fans before after both? 127 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 5: How many folks you want us to greet? 128 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:16,559 Speaker 1: Anything? In particularly you want us to announce from the stage? 129 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,719 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Nobody does this? 130 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 5: Guys, you just be you, You're awesome and they stand 131 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:35,599 Speaker 5: up there and they don't do the what was the 132 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 5: band Smashing Pumpkins deal? Where your twenty songs in before 133 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,760 Speaker 5: they play a song that anybody knows. 134 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,439 Speaker 1: We got a new album out. 135 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 5: I know the stuff you like goes back to seventy 136 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:54,480 Speaker 5: six and it's mostly late seventies and into the eighties. 137 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 5: But we got a new album we're trying to push 138 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,959 Speaker 5: in the next fifteen of our sixteen song set is 139 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,280 Speaker 5: going to be songs you never heard of. So you 140 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 5: came to see the Bellamy Brothers, but actually you're gonna 141 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,839 Speaker 5: just hear this band whose songs you never heard of 142 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,959 Speaker 5: when you're here with your girl to sing along the 143 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:18,120 Speaker 5: songs you knew well. They are just wonderful. I love 144 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:22,560 Speaker 5: and adore them. They're fantastic. They're fantastic human beings. Fantastic 145 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 5: human beings. So since we're on the subject of bloopers, 146 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 5: our team put together, in short order their favorite bloopers, 147 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 5: and our collective favorite is not technically a blooper, which 148 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:42,240 Speaker 5: is something going wrong on set. It was a prank 149 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,000 Speaker 5: called in by a guy who lost his job, but 150 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,120 Speaker 5: let me say I think it was well worth it. 151 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:49,760 Speaker 1: The credit where. 152 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:54,600 Speaker 5: It's due goes to KTVU in San Francisco. 153 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,840 Speaker 6: We have new information now also on the plane crash. 154 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,080 Speaker 6: KTV has just learned the names of the four pilots 155 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 6: who are on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting, 156 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:11,120 Speaker 6: Wong we Too Low, Hole Fuk and Bang ding ao in. 157 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,719 Speaker 6: The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the 158 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,199 Speaker 6: pilots on board fly To fourteen when it crashed. We 159 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,720 Speaker 6: are working to determine exactly what roles each of them 160 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,200 Speaker 6: played during the landing on Saturday. 161 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 5: I could hear that one hundred times because each time 162 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 5: I have a new appreciation for one or the other 163 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:28,880 Speaker 5: of the names. 164 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,080 Speaker 6: We have new information now also on the plane crash. 165 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 6: KTVs just learned the names of the four pilots who 166 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,640 Speaker 6: are on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting, 167 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 6: Wong we Too Low, Hole Fuk, and Bang ding Ao in. 168 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,959 Speaker 6: The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the 169 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 6: pilots on board fly To fourteen when it crashed. We 170 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,960 Speaker 6: are working to determine exactly what roles each of them 171 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,440 Speaker 6: played during the landing on Saturday. 172 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:03,839 Speaker 5: Can't you imagine how the appreciated went the anchor, Hey, hey, hey, Barry, 173 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 5: that's the that's the news. Director Barry, Oh, Bobby marymone 174 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,960 Speaker 5: wants to do director be Bobby okay, Bobby hey uh 175 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:17,280 Speaker 5: man or woman man. Okay, Bobby hold on, did you 176 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:19,679 Speaker 5: did you read through this? Did you read through this 177 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 5: this story? I got the gist they had a plane crash. Okay, look, 178 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,520 Speaker 5: I don't I don't have anything against that. I know 179 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 5: we're in San Francisco, you know, have half the people 180 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,040 Speaker 5: listening or Asian? How do you pronounce? 181 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 1: Can y'all? Can y'all roll the teleprompter? Okay? How do 182 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: you pronounce that name? Oh? That's holy? 183 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 5: Oh uh, that's a long you. That's holy fuk, holy fuk? 184 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,199 Speaker 5: Oh oh my goodness. 185 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,280 Speaker 3: Uh you know what? 186 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 1: Put that you in all caps? I do not want 187 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:02,559 Speaker 1: to do a a Rob Burgundy anchorman on that. 188 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 5: I uh wow, Okay, holy puk, Okay, holy holy Okay, 189 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:10,440 Speaker 5: got it all right? 190 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,959 Speaker 1: Well, just uh we'll do it live. 191 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:12,120 Speaker 4: Go. 192 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 6: We have new information now also on the plane crash. 193 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 6: KTV has just learned the names of the four pilots 194 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 6: who are on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting, Wong, 195 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:29,839 Speaker 6: we Too Low, Holy Fuk, and Bang dan Aw. The 196 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 6: NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the pilots 197 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,040 Speaker 6: on board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We are 198 00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 6: working to determine exactly what roles each of them played 199 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 6: during the landing on. 200 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,480 Speaker 1: Saturday last time, I promise. 201 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 5: But the best part about the fake media, fake news 202 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:54,080 Speaker 5: is she says, it's been confirmed. So if y'all were 203 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,440 Speaker 5: wondering who the people are that have died, we've got 204 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 5: the names and we've confirmed it. I dare say your 205 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:11,560 Speaker 5: confirmation process is not exactly airtight. Listen to howser it's 206 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 5: been confirmed. 207 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,040 Speaker 7: We have new information now. 208 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 6: Also on the plane crash, k TV has just learned 209 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 6: the names of the four pilots who are on board 210 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 6: the flight. They are Captain some Ting Wong we Too 211 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,840 Speaker 6: Low Ho Lee Fuk and bang. 212 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,920 Speaker 3: Ding al In. 213 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,560 Speaker 6: The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the 214 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 6: pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We 215 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 6: are working to determine exactly what roles each of them 216 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 6: played during the landing on Saturday. 217 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,320 Speaker 5: The best part about it is the order in which 218 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 5: it's written. It's a joke within a joke. Some Ting 219 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 5: Wong we to oh you're crashing and in bang Ding 220 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 5: and who can forget viral sensation? Sweet Brown in her 221 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 5: apartment fire, Yes this really happened. 222 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 8: One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized 223 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,240 Speaker 8: the complex was on fire. 224 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,880 Speaker 5: Well, I woke up to go give me a coal pop, 225 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 5: and then I thought somebody was barbecued. 226 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,280 Speaker 1: I said, oh Lord, Jesus is afar. 227 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 7: Then I ran out. 228 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,480 Speaker 3: I didn't grab no shoes and none of Jesus. A 229 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,000 Speaker 3: rating for my life and then a smoke gat me 230 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,800 Speaker 3: got brug guidies e' nobody got time today. 231 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 1: Ludwig van Toronto, I assume that's his known to plume 232 00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: runs a newsletter. 233 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 5: And a podcast, and on the site it is headlined 234 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:56,120 Speaker 5: get Smarter on arts and culture. Should you choose to 235 00:15:56,240 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 5: sign up, it's Ludwig like Ludwig fun bait or just 236 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:11,800 Speaker 5: Ludwig Beethoven. Udwig van va n Toronto like the city. 237 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 5: It sends out a weekly email about classical music and 238 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 5: opera that he describes as despite that it being actually enjoyable. 239 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,840 Speaker 5: Is a free newsletter with over one hundred and fifty 240 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,920 Speaker 5: thousand readers, and he delves deep into wordplay, the history 241 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 5: of words and how they were used. I note that 242 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:47,680 Speaker 5: nildo has been used in various contexts throughout history, including literature, music, 243 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:53,080 Speaker 5: and even in reference to a sailing tool. Many believe 244 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,040 Speaker 5: that the island off the coast of Newfoundland, so named 245 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 5: dildo in seventeen eleven was sailor's humor, which is not 246 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:07,040 Speaker 5: a stretch. If you know any sailors, when they're not cussing, 247 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,439 Speaker 5: they're also telling jokes. 248 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,600 Speaker 1: The term dildo first appeared in. 249 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 5: A sixteenth century erotic poem entitled The Merry Ballad of 250 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 5: Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash. It's the first time 251 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 5: in a poem, not the first time it's ever used, 252 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 5: because we told you. Robert Green used it, according to 253 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:33,440 Speaker 5: Ludwig von Toronto. A seventeenth century folk ballad The Maid's 254 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 5: Complaint for want of a Dildo, also used the term. 255 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: According to Ludwig van Toronto. 256 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:49,119 Speaker 5: Composers like Orlando de Lasso incorporated subjective, suggestive lyrics in 257 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 5: some of their works, including said term. One theory, as 258 00:17:54,359 --> 00:17:56,600 Speaker 5: we noted, suggests the term may have been originated from 259 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 5: a phallus shaped peg used on small robotes, and the 260 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 5: term itself is also by some believed to have made 261 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:14,959 Speaker 5: its way into English from the Italian word diletto, meaning delight. 262 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 5: And if you don't see how you can get from 263 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,879 Speaker 5: diletto to dildo, how on earth do you think that 264 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:31,120 Speaker 5: Bum Phillips was named bum because his big sister couldn't 265 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 5: say bubba, which is itself a bastardization of brother. And 266 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 5: every Bubba we know from golfers to your brother named 267 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,320 Speaker 5: Bubba is so named because we just take words and 268 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 5: can't say it right, and that's what sticks. So back 269 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:54,520 Speaker 5: to the story, an eighteen year old Arizona man was 270 00:18:54,800 --> 00:19:01,359 Speaker 5: inappropriate and therefore arrested, break into the country. Not going 271 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 5: to be arrested, commit a number of crimes in Harris 272 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 5: County or the other major counties of the country that 273 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:13,680 Speaker 5: George Soros funds, it won't be arrested, But you dare 274 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 5: try to throw a green dildo onto the court at 275 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:24,160 Speaker 5: an NBA game. NBA game, Oh no, that's the sort 276 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,919 Speaker 5: of thing up with which we will not. 277 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:30,159 Speaker 9: Put Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to 278 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,440 Speaker 9: throw a green sex toy onto the court, but it 279 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,479 Speaker 9: did not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine 280 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,360 Speaker 9: year old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez 281 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,000 Speaker 9: told police he purchased the sex toy the night before 282 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,359 Speaker 9: after seeing other incidents on social media. 283 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,000 Speaker 1: Today we heard from Braden Bell. 284 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,680 Speaker 9: He is the play by play voice of the Mercury, 285 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 9: and he appeared today on Fox ten talks. 286 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on and needs to stop. 287 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 5: Oh, hold on, hold, see I can appreciate that first, 288 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:07,160 Speaker 5: he's befuddled. This is how I felt after nine to eleven. 289 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,240 Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on. I mean, it's just madness. 290 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,639 Speaker 5: How on earth could this be happening? The league that 291 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 5: has become such a joke. It's unwatchable. You ever tried 292 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 5: to watch a clip? Just go watch the sports Holah 293 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 5: Angel Reese was going in for she's one of the stars. 294 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,440 Speaker 5: She's also one of the races. She's going in for 295 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 5: a layup. She ends up too far under the goal 296 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 5: and throws the ball up like some old man playing 297 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:42,200 Speaker 5: with his grandkids and hits the underside of the backboard, 298 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:48,560 Speaker 5: not even the goal. Airballs are plenty. But the voice 299 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,160 Speaker 5: of the team. If you're the voice of the team, 300 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,840 Speaker 5: you're not allowed to have an opinion. You're just a 301 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 5: corporate shell. The voice of the team, he says, I 302 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 5: don't know what's going on. This has really got him. 303 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 5: I mean, this is the sort what are we gonna do? 304 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 5: This is the kind of existential crisis that takes down civilizations. 305 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:12,120 Speaker 5: All the greats have confronted such calamity, and so too 306 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 5: will he. And that's why he follows it up in 307 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,399 Speaker 5: case you were not sure his position on it. 308 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:19,639 Speaker 1: It needs to stop. 309 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 5: You eighteen year old boys out there buying dildos to 310 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:28,840 Speaker 5: go to the game, throw them onto the court, film 311 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 5: yourself doing it, and be a viral sensation with all 312 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:37,560 Speaker 5: your buddies. Well, you better stop. We'll not have this. 313 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 5: We'll not stand for it. Rewind Ramon, we need to 314 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 5: get this in. And they have asked the voice of 315 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 5: the team, no less than the voice of the team. 316 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,280 Speaker 1: How does that work out? I'll tell you. 317 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:51,400 Speaker 5: The news director said, Hey, the big story out there 318 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:57,159 Speaker 5: is that Polymarket, the betting site, says that there are 319 00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:04,360 Speaker 5: more people they've called the dildo dailies. Polymarket is allowing 320 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 5: users to wager on which day a dildo will be 321 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 5: thrown onto the court during a w NBA game. More 322 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 5: than one hundred thousand dollars has been wagered in just 323 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 5: a matter of hours, exceeding the amount of money being 324 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:29,240 Speaker 5: wagered on w NBA games themselves, making the point that 325 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 5: nobody cares who wins the silly game. They're much more 326 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:38,639 Speaker 5: interested in what day a dildo will be thrown. Thursday 327 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 5: August seventh is a twenty eight percent chance a dildo 328 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,920 Speaker 5: will be thrown. Friday a thirty four percent chance. But 329 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,720 Speaker 5: Saturday it goes down to twenty three, Sunday popping back 330 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 5: up to thirty five, Monday it drops to fourteen, and 331 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,640 Speaker 5: Tuesday to fourteen. 332 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,840 Speaker 1: I think what they're thinking. 333 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,879 Speaker 5: There is that is because this is an established betting market, 334 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,200 Speaker 5: is that the league is going to get real serious 335 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,320 Speaker 5: and figure out how to stop people. So there's only 336 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,600 Speaker 5: a one in seven chance as of next week that 337 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,680 Speaker 5: it will happen on any given day. There might be 338 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:19,120 Speaker 5: fewer games, but there's a one in three chants better 339 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:23,400 Speaker 5: than a one in three chance on Friday or Sunday, 340 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,320 Speaker 5: Saturday it drops down. 341 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,800 Speaker 1: It's about as accurate as the weather report, but a 342 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,000 Speaker 1: whole lot more fun to listen to. 343 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 5: All Right, here's the story they've hey, listen here, Look, 344 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,040 Speaker 5: we've got it. 345 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,080 Speaker 1: We've got to get this is a serious story. People 346 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: are interested. 347 00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 5: We got Let's get the who can we get we 348 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 5: can talk about Let's get the play by play announcer 349 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,120 Speaker 5: for the team. 350 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,760 Speaker 10: I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop, 351 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 10: you know, first and foremost, I think that's that's. 352 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 7: Uh, it's really inappropriate. 353 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 10: It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean it's putting people 354 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 10: in danger. 355 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, want to. 356 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 3: She says it. 357 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,520 Speaker 5: Remember the character on Saturday Night says, I dang, it 358 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,239 Speaker 5: would have hang out. 359 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:03,439 Speaker 3: He's really a probably. 360 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 1: You can just imagine her mouth hanging Out's really a probably. 361 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 1: Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dollar. 362 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:18,320 Speaker 5: Rodney Crowell, the Houston Kid, turns seventy five today. 363 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:25,680 Speaker 1: How about that? The grandson of the church choir leader 364 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:30,040 Speaker 1: made it? And boy did he ever make it. 365 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:35,760 Speaker 5: Discovered in nineteen seventy two after moving to Nashville by 366 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:41,919 Speaker 5: Jerry Reid. He would later meet and befriend songwriter Gary Clark. 367 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 5: Emmy Lou Harris. Emmy Lou Harris. You don't think Emily 368 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,440 Speaker 5: Harris is fine? Well, when he's ninety years old, she's 369 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:57,680 Speaker 5: still fine. Emil Lou Harris kind of had this easy 370 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 5: top thing going. You look sixty at twenty. By the 371 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 5: time you're sixty, people were like, man, you look good. 372 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,199 Speaker 5: Ye huh No, she didn't have a beard, unless are 373 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 5: you saying, Rodney Crawle, No, no, no, no, that's not 374 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,639 Speaker 5: Rodney Crowell turns seventy five today. He once did an 375 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:22,240 Speaker 5: entire evening show with us from five to seven. Yes, Yes, 376 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,280 Speaker 5: that was a good time. That was a good time. 377 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 5: We are talking about the inappropriate action that has been 378 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 5: taken by some very sophomoric, immature, and increasingly inappropriate young 379 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:45,480 Speaker 5: men at w NBA games, absolutely reducing the dignity. 380 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:51,680 Speaker 1: Of the game throwing green dildos on the court. 381 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,520 Speaker 5: And it's very upsetting because nobody can figure out how 382 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,720 Speaker 5: they've chosen green. 383 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 1: Why the green? I don't know. Somewhat unrelated. 384 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,760 Speaker 5: I had a baker email me with a little tidbit 385 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:16,560 Speaker 5: of information. Do you know the most important ingredient in deal? 386 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 1: Bread? 387 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 5: Fox ten Phoenix with the story about the very inappropriate, 388 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 5: very inappropriate young man. 389 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,280 Speaker 9: Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw 390 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,399 Speaker 9: a green sex toy onto the court, but it did 391 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:36,280 Speaker 9: not reach the court. 392 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 1: Instead, it hit a. 393 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 9: Nine year old girl and her uncle attending the game. 394 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,160 Speaker 9: Lopez told police he purchased the sex toy the night 395 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:49,000 Speaker 9: before after seeing other incidents on social media. Today we 396 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:52,160 Speaker 9: heard from Braden Bell. He is the play by play 397 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,160 Speaker 9: voice of the Mercury and he appeared today on Fox 398 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 9: ten talks. 399 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 10: I don't know what's going on, and he's to stop, 400 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 10: you know, first and foremost, I think that's. 401 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,080 Speaker 7: That's uh, it's really inappropriate. 402 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,240 Speaker 10: It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people 403 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 10: in danger. Yeah, we want to, you know, discuss that 404 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 10: or not. These are athletes who are running, they're cutting 405 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 10: their something and exactly. 406 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,680 Speaker 7: Right and very and very unhygienic. 407 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm glad she's part of the show. 408 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,639 Speaker 5: I'm glad they brought the digital director in to offer 409 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:32,640 Speaker 5: female commentary. Oh, all right, got to be serious. They're 410 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:39,200 Speaker 5: throwing green dildo's onto the court. We we we think 411 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,560 Speaker 5: that's not a good that's not appropriate. Yes, yes it is, 412 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 5: and dangerous. 413 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: Yes, that also dangerous, dangerous, And that's really all we 414 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,919 Speaker 1: have to say. We would like to express. 415 00:27:54,920 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 5: Our discontent at said action being undertaken at the esteemed 416 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 5: w NBA game. Some people just don't know how to 417 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:09,080 Speaker 5: conduct themselves in high culture. This was a w NBA game, 418 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,160 Speaker 5: and for some reason they thought it would be funny 419 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 5: or something to throw a green dildo onto the court. 420 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 3: And also not hygienic. 421 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: It's not hygienic. 422 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:28,320 Speaker 5: It's not you know what good good point, Susie, Glad 423 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,119 Speaker 5: you're here, check the web hits, Glad you're here to 424 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:38,440 Speaker 5: offer that it's inappropriate and dangerous and unhygienic. Now, I 425 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 5: don't want to get too deep into this story because 426 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 5: it's beneath us. It's not the kind of story we're 427 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 5: gonna belabor. Okay, but why exactly is it unhygienic unless 428 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 5: you've the young man said that he stopped at a 429 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 5: sex store the day before for the game in preparation. 430 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 1: Now, let me ask you something. I realize that doing things. 431 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,880 Speaker 5: That make us laugh, that we get a kick out 432 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:13,400 Speaker 5: of that are fun pranks and jokes and gags and 433 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,880 Speaker 5: the like. I realize that there are certain people without 434 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,920 Speaker 5: a sense of humor for whom this is very, very offensive. 435 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,720 Speaker 5: And most of those are men who dress as women 436 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 5: and become the Health and Human Services director under the 437 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:31,640 Speaker 5: Biden administration. Most of those are angry white liberal, skold 438 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 5: women whose husband left them three secretaries ago, like Woody Allen. 439 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 5: Most of those are angry white women with a long 440 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 5: chin hair coming out, And you're left wondering, do you 441 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:46,160 Speaker 5: not see it? 442 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,840 Speaker 1: Do you not know what's going on there. 443 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 5: Michael writes, I was in Russia and we were having 444 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,920 Speaker 5: a graduation per oh. 445 00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on just a second one. Well, can 446 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,600 Speaker 1: you give me some music? I printed this the wrong 447 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 1: way and it didn't get the whole deal on here. 448 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 5: Well, the way it's printed, so you're supposed to use 449 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 5: the box, it says printer, But if I just print 450 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 5: using the control pe or whatever. 451 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 1: Anyway, he was in Russia and. 452 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 5: They well, the point is the word dildo has a 453 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,680 Speaker 5: different meaning in Russia, or the word dildo is an 454 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,160 Speaker 5: appropriate term in Russia. And he thought they were playing 455 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 5: a print on him, and they weren't. That's really all 456 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,360 Speaker 5: I have on that, because I wanted to go back 457 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 5: to that. It felt like something. They've charged our dildo 458 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:54,959 Speaker 5: thrower with disorderly conduct, public indecency, indecent exposure, and criminal trespass. 459 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: They're really throwing the book at this fellow. And you 460 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,280 Speaker 1: know the worst part. 461 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,720 Speaker 5: He threw the dildo, intending on it going onto the 462 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 5: court and instead he hit a dude who was with 463 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 5: his niece. He throws like a girl. Of course, he's 464 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:21,320 Speaker 5: at a WNBA game, of course he is. My goodness, alive, 465 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 5: and that has led our team, who frankly on occasion 466 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:37,680 Speaker 5: are inappropriate and unhygienic and dangerous, to start pulling together 467 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,960 Speaker 5: their favorite news bloopers and viral stories. Do you remember 468 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 5: the time CNN was doing a story on animals that 469 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,520 Speaker 5: have gone extinct? 470 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,240 Speaker 1: And this happened? 471 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,320 Speaker 8: Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been 472 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,720 Speaker 8: part of the natural history of the world for millennia, 473 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 8: and man made extinctions have even happened before. I guess 474 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 8: we hunt the dildo into extinction, but the Dodo rather 475 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,840 Speaker 8: forgive me. I'm I'm having trouble with my worst today, 476 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,800 Speaker 8: the Dono into extinction. 477 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 1: I'm that old boy about a hat I experience that. 478 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 1: Jenny