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Speaker 1: In today's call, a husband sets up his wife to

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Speaker 1: be pranked at her work.

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Speaker 2: Oh goodness.

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Speaker 1: She's a waitress slash hostess at a local bistro, and

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Speaker 1: he told us that she is the nicest, sweetest, most

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Speaker 1: helpful worker that you could ever meet.

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Speaker 2: Are we going.

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Speaker 1: To break her?

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Speaker 2: Ja?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: He loves hearing whenever she gets a little bit uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: because she doesn't know quite how to react. So let's

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Speaker 1: hear how she does when she takes a dinner reservation

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Speaker 1: from timid Benjamin in your phone tast right now?

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Speaker 3: Thanks for calling bistro. How can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Hi? My name is Benjamin.

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Speaker 3: Benjamin. Yes, okay, how can I help you? Benjamin?

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Speaker 2: B and G? I mean.

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Speaker 3: Benjamin, I got it? I got it in Benjamin, How

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Speaker 3: can I help you?

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Speaker 2: I would like to make a reservation for one for

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Speaker 2: this Friday? Please? Sure?

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Speaker 3: Seeing one person this Friday? What time are you looking

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Speaker 3: to come in?

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Speaker 2: Well? What time works for you?

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Speaker 3: Is your reservation? Benjamin? Anytime? Really?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I would like to do it at eleven fifty

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Speaker 2: nine pm? Please?

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Speaker 3: Oh we actually close it eleven.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you lied, you lied? You said anytime?

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Speaker 3: H No, I just meant anytime within the hours of operation. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: that's on me.

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Speaker 2: Fine, let's say seven thirty.

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Speaker 3: Seven thirty party of one for Friday night.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a special dinner because it's my birthday.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Cool. Well I'll make sure to let your server.

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Speaker 2: Know you didn't see. Happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Happy birthday, Benjamin?

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Speaker 2: Yay?

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Speaker 3: Anything else you me?

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Speaker 2: So my birthday request? I would like my entire meal comped,

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Speaker 2: including the dessert and two free beverages. Well, i'd like

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Speaker 2: to drink Shirley Temples. I would like them for free.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it doesn't work like that.

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Speaker 2: How does it work?

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Speaker 3: We do offer a complimentary dessert for.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to ask you a question.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Do you two people sing? Do they sing for the birthday? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Not usually, But we can make that happen if you'd like.

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Speaker 2: But my request is that it's a surprise and I

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Speaker 2: don't see it coming.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean, Benjamin?

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Speaker 2: Like like in the horror movies when someone sneaks up

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Speaker 2: behind you. I want to be attacked by a song.

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Speaker 3: No, we're not, but we're not gonna.

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Speaker 2: If you surprise me with a song, I might cry

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Speaker 2: because I don't I don't like being surprised, but it's

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Speaker 2: my birthday, so I need to try.

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Speaker 3: New things, okay, Benjamin, Yeah, also for sharing.

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Speaker 2: I also have Irish heritage, so I would like the

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Speaker 2: Irish version of the Happy Birthday song.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know what that is. I don't know

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Speaker 3: if anybody knows. Without it, you can.

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Speaker 2: Make it up. My other request, could I make it rain?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 2: What well I've I've always wanted to go to a

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Speaker 2: strip club, but I'm too I'm too scared.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 2: If I could just make it rain with a fistful of.

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Speaker 3: Ones, no promise You'll have a great server. But you

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Speaker 3: cannot make it rain in our restaurant. You cannot throw

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Speaker 3: ones up in the air. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I would like to make it rain on your husband.

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Speaker 3: Bob, what are you talking about? You don't know my husband.

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Speaker 2: Actually I do kind of know him because he emailed

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Speaker 2: the radio station that I work for.

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Speaker 3: What is going on?

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Speaker 1: My name is jeff radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning.

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Speaker 2: This is a fun chap.

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Speaker 3: Okay. That was like one of the hardest reservation.

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Speaker 1: You were struggling so much with it, But your husband said,

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Speaker 1: it's the funniest thing when he catches you off guard

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Speaker 1: and thought this prank was the perfect chance to do

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Speaker 1: it to you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he knows how seriously I take work.

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Speaker 2: You were trying to be so polite.

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Speaker 3: I was trying because you know, I don't want to, like,

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Speaker 3: get a bad review on Google or something.

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Speaker 2: Especially not a bad birthday review party for one. Make

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Speaker 2: it rain up.

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Speaker 3: You are the worst.

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Speaker 2: That's what my mom says.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up every morning was full tab weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning