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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty Little Secret on the new Hits of one,

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Speaker 1: six by one. I don't know exactly what today's dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is. All I know is our producers told

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Speaker 1: us that this is a big, dirty, big, a big

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Speaker 1: bad dirty secret. We haven't had a big, big one

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Speaker 1: in a while, we haven't. We get some people are like,

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret is my wife's lacked us and

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Speaker 1: tell her and every once in a while when I'm

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Speaker 1: when we're arguing, I slip a little milk into her

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Speaker 1: dinner drink. Yeah, it's crazy. We get something like that

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Speaker 1: where it's like, okay, not that huge of a deal.

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Speaker 1: Then it's like some are like, I just like to

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Speaker 1: murder people with milk, and I don't even know how

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Speaker 1: you do that, but okay, but I guess today's dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is a big dirty and we'll find out

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Speaker 1: what it is right now. And of course, if you

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Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret text in

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Speaker 1: four one O six one. We keep everybody anonymous. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody gets a

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Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now is

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Speaker 1: Princess Peach from Mario karteach a Peach game. Hey, how's

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Speaker 1: it going. The voice has gotten a lot deeper. Princess Peach.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because I'm a dude. Why you know, I

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Speaker 1: never assigned Princess Peach a role at all. I just

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Speaker 1: thought you'd like to wear dresses and drive Mario Kart.

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Speaker 1: You knew there was so much under that dress exactly. Well,

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Speaker 1: Princess Peach, you said that you have a very big,

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Speaker 1: dirty secret to tell us. Yeah. Actually it's something I

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Speaker 1: haven't told anybody. And um, are you cheating on Mario

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Speaker 1: with Luigi? No? No, I'm not. I'm I'm actually a

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Speaker 1: bit ashamed. It's shamed. Yeah. So. Uh so I'm a

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Speaker 1: therapist and sometimes it's just good to be able to

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Speaker 1: talk about things your program. So I decided to reach

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Speaker 1: out and give you guys a call. Okay, so we're

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Speaker 1: going to give maybe some therapy advice to a therapist.

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Speaker 1: Well that's interesting because therapists have a lot of deep,

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Speaker 1: dark secrets from their clients. So are you about to

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Speaker 1: tell us one of your clients secrets? No? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's my secret. It's one of my secrets. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what is it. I'm actually it's like I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm a therapist. I'm actually a couple's counselor. And there's

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Speaker 1: a couple that I've been seeing and when I when

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Speaker 1: I see them, I see them individually, you know, at

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Speaker 1: first one on one and then you know, then later

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Speaker 1: I'll bring them in both together. But so you talk

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Speaker 1: to so you're you do couple's counseling and you talk

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Speaker 1: to them each separately to what find out what the

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Speaker 1: issues are? Correct, Like, yeah, just hearing them from one

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Speaker 1: on one without the other person in the room. Correct.

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Speaker 1: Let's kind of think like a comfort thing that you know,

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Speaker 1: they feel like they can, you know, confide to me.

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Speaker 1: So the thing is, though, this particular couple that I've

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Speaker 1: been doing therapyt to for the past about two months,

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Speaker 1: I've been sleeping with the wife. You have not really, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah that's going on. Oh how does that happen? And

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Speaker 1: you're a couple's counselor too, and you're currently seeing them

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Speaker 1: in sessions. Yes, I've never done I've not only have

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Speaker 1: I I've never told anybody about this, but this is

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Speaker 1: I've never had anything like before. I've always considered myself

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Speaker 1: a constantate professional. And yeah, she and I have chemistry.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's undeniable, and she's clearly not happy in

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Speaker 1: her current marriage. And uh yeah, well, I mean you

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Speaker 1: obviously know the husband very well. What do you say

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Speaker 1: in your sessions that you have with him about their marriage? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's mostly like what she says about him, and then

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Speaker 1: you know, trying to find some common ground and but

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Speaker 1: it's just you know, like I try to do my best,

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Speaker 1: and but yeah, he's okay. So as someone who's been

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Speaker 1: to therapy since he was in kindergarten, it's a little

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Speaker 1: long time. You know. Therapists are always like, it's only

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Speaker 1: my job to help give you the tools to make

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Speaker 1: your own decisions. You know, if you're going to a

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Speaker 1: couple's counseling you're should we get divorced, they'll be like, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, that's really something up for you decide.

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Speaker 1: I think this is one instance where you said just

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Speaker 1: sit them both down and be like, look, i'm a pro,

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Speaker 1: and you guys should get divorce. Yeah. I mean that's

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Speaker 1: basically what I mean when I'm trying to get at like,

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Speaker 1: it's just you know, they're toxic, you know, for each other,

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Speaker 1: So it's just you're a home wrecker. Yea. I was

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Speaker 1: going to say, you're a bit you're trying to like

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Speaker 1: you're trying to, you know, keep the home together. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm like, I'm ashamed about it. I

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Speaker 1: haven't been able to talk to anybody else and that's

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Speaker 1: why I felt the need to call in. And I

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Speaker 1: appreciate you, you know, listening to me and let me

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Speaker 1: get it off my chest. No problem, Well we will

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Speaker 1: send you a bill. Maybe you should find a new career.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Text you bole to four

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Speaker 1: one six one