WEBVTT - Keke Diablo & Toni Weathers 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:11.840 Calgary Audio. What's up, Mother, So Gays, Welcome to another 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:14.440 episode of Your Mother Socker. I'm your host, Michael Blackson. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:17.720 I'm here with Chinese best friend. I'm a great show 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:21.040 for your this week, my special guests are two lovely ladies. 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.160 I have a painter, that's right, one of the most 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:29.880 talented female painters unearthed, Miss Tony Weathers is here. And then, 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.960 of course I can't forget My next guest from is 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.120 a Canadian version of Kim Kadashian. MS Kibo is also 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.880 here this week. It's gonna be a crazy week, crazy show. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.400 I'm excited. It's beautiful women, very talented women, or at 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.479 least one of them is talented. We'll find where the 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:50.520 hell the Canadian Kim Kadashian does whatever Your mother Socker? 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.599 Before you get the show started, yep, I gotta keep 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.600 out current. Evan, what's been going on? Okay, so um, 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:59.440 there's something going on. The Black Lives Matter co founder, 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:05.240 yes this is ready, brought three houses donations from the organization. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.720 No way, Yes she did. She must have thought that 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:13.119 BLM stood for banks, loans and mortgages. You know why, 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.920 because she's been buying houses by the bark, whoa the 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.560 bitch like that? I know black lives matter, but my 0:01:19.680 --> 0:01:25.839 bank account manners to lock her ass up. Yes, yeah, 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.200 I hurt you. But a few homes in and Tino 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:35.319 next to uh Michael Jackson's story for she only had 0:01:35.360 --> 0:01:38.640 like one point five million dollars. She didn't you came 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:42.080 three houses. She probably bought three houses, maybe in Houston Orlanta. 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:45.240 She bought a house in in Sino, California. Michael Blackson. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.200 I watched the news all the time. I didn't know that. Yeah, damn. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.720 She must have found him cheap, because housing in Sena 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:54.360 itself is about three million dollars. She must have bought 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:59.200 it from fixed up No, from maybe a crackhead. No, 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:05.360 maybe from a blind guy, yeah, a blind crackhead. Yeah. Okay, good, 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:09.560 what was happening? Okay, everybody's getting pissed at Usher because 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.480 you know he was throwing fake money. How can you 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.320 blame it for throwing fake money? Okay, he was throwing 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:18.240 it on strippers that have thick eyelashes, thick lips, fake asses, 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:23.639 and fake here. Fake everything deserves fake money. Usher. I'm 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.120 proud of you. I'm making my money right now. I'm 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:30.840 gonna throwing them fake pitches too, Yes, usher money on 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:35.520 the strippers, fake money for fake pictures. Yes, okay, something 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.760 that's in the news for those who take your vascination 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.440 just right now, if you're taking a COVID vascination. Still 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.799 away from Johnson and Johnson. Yeah, I heard about that. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:47.079 There was a blood clock problem. Yes, blood clock problem. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.600 I'm telling you pretty much. If he takes Johnson and Johnson, 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.800 you're gonna end up in a hospital, hospital, and then 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.959 your family gonna have to play your funeral funeral. Okay, 0:02:57.280 --> 0:03:00.440 so right, there's a defect still from Johnson, Johnson and 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.880 just yes, what happens if they took the tion already? Uh, 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.000 you know what the fund ha'pened? Okay, a lot of 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.440 things happening. I just blood clock, your dick, clocks, everything clocks, Okay. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.760 Noding's gonna be open in your eyes when you try 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:16.280 to close it when you're dead. Leather Mother podcast, Yes, okay, 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.560 in more news by news. Yes, I know you heard 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.640 about the police shooting. YEA heard about that. Goodness, another 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:26.959 shooting went on in Minnesota. It's fucking police officer. This 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.520 lady been on the fourth for over twenty five years. 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:33.440 Twenty five years and she could not tell the difference 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:36.960 between her gun and her taser. Wow, I bet you 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:39.400 that bitch probably combed her head with a fucking brush. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.680 The bitch probably eat Syria with a fork, and she 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:47.400 probably mopped the floor with a fucking broom. Try again, motherfucker. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:51.520 You're now the difference between your bedroom and the jail. Self, bitch, 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.960 you confuse, motherfucker, I hope you know the difference keeping 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.920 jail first degree. Keep that motherfucker. This is getting my nerves. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.560 Makes no sense at all. Her up block, her up block, 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:06.720 her up. Okay, last, when I least Jlo and a 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:10.920 rat is officially over? What Jlo from the block? Jelo 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.880 from the block? Now Joelo is belonged to the streets. Man, 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.760 I cannot believe this man, this oneman has I mean 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:20.600 she just collect engagement rings? Yes she she has. I 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.040 heard she has more rings than Tom Brady. Yes, she 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.880 has more ring than Tom Brady, Gold Chamberlain, Um and 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.559 our favorite movie, like I said, it is uh Lords 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.600 of the Rings. And she also had more rings than 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:37.480 the uh Sonic the hit Shop. Nigga. Okay, Jlo, I 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:39.760 don't know who's next, but just don't take a ring. Okay, 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:43.360 just just go straight to marriage. Fuck her, engagement, a 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:45.680 proposal the next thing, you guy, you meet Jlo, just 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.920 say I do when the fucker? I think she still 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:51.120 got a ring from a PDD. She still guys ring? 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.280 Yeah she I don't know what she's gonna pull it. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.400 She doesn't have enough fingers for that. Well, I guess 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.680 she could be her tour ring. Put on out the hand. Okay, 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:05.559 she's gonna be the first woman with ten finger rings. Okay, 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.320 Jello Chinese beadfriend? You know what saying? Can single? Are you? No? No? Not? 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.000 I mean so if Jello wanted you, you don't want huh? 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.799 You know, Mike, I'm I'm in a relationship with a baby. 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:20.600 I mean a relationship and a baby. You have a 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.839 baby in a relationship. Yeah, So what do that means? 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.040 What if? What if Jelo says she wants you want 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:28.000 to leave the baby and would not leave her? You 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.280 leave your girl. I'm scared to be living in the 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.960 block after a month or two or one. Come on, 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:35.520 Jello is gonna proposed to you. She's probably gonna give 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:39.720 you a fucking ring. You know. Yeah, I'm not interesting, 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.080 but this way you don't have to buy a ring 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.480 for Jello. She has plenty of rings. You're right, but 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:48.240 she wants you once. That's the whole thing. She she's 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.560 a rink collector. She's a rink collector. She doesn't care 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:54.560 about relationship. Mine just there to collect rings. She's there 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:58.680 to collect rinks like Tom Brady's there to collect rinks. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:00.880 She have a girl with me, should get her first, 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.919 Cubic Seconians, All right, let the show start with mother Sucker. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.960 What's up? Welcome to Mothersucker with Michael Blackson, brought to 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:14.080 you by I Heart Radio, Calvalry Audio and The Black 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:19.760 Effect Podcast Network. I'm your host, Michael Blackson, and of course, hey, 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.360 Jenny's best friend, Jenny's best friend. What's going on? Man? 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:28.440 Nothing much? Michael Blaxon, just enjoying the quarantine as usual. 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:30.760 When is it going to be over? You think we're 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:34.520 over going to get our life back? Never that's a 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.000 long time. I think we're gonna be in quarantine until 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:41.840 thirty one. I hope I'll be dead by them, motherfucker. 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.320 I don't want to beld I went to a public 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:53.040 school to be killing that. Yeah, he said, thirty No, 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:57.080 thirty one that's a thousand years. So holdly, you know 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.680 how the fund is our thousand win twenty that's thirty one. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:06.440 That's no, you had a three on the twenties. Okay, 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.600 my bad. I went to I went to Philadelphia Public School. Yeah, 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.960 I know, I went through the thousand years. You'd be 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:16.640 like dead like fifteen times already. Now you're wrong about 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:21.120 that because Larry King is frozen right now, the best 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:26.400 newscaster in the world, Larry King. Is he dead? Yeah, 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.800 but he's frozen. Your requested to be frozen, right with 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.280 all that money, you better be frozen and ship. Why 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:34.280 would they freeze him? Why that's the case. Why don't 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.320 you just free you at like thirty in your prime 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:39.400 or something. Because he didn't die in his thirty He 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.120 died in his seventies or whatever. You know, he was 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:46.160 more than seventies, like ninety or something. Hold up, So 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.360 if it freezes him, why he's dead old, then what 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.360 that means. That means he's gonna live whenever he wants. 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:55.240 They're gonna turn his back, his body back on. You're 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:58.000 gonna turn you back on. Just give it up. I 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.520 hate you know what I mean? This put people the incubator, like, 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:05.320 you know, trying to preserve them this technology. Michael Blaxen. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:10.000 Let nature take his course. No, fuck nature. We're talking 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:14.400 about Michael Jackson should have been frozen. Maybe he didn't 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:17.800 want to be frozen. He wanted to be frozen. Why 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.680 did it freeze him? He probably ran out of money. 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:22.920 He spent a lot of money on his Disney landing 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:29.320 and Sino whatever they call that whatever they never never land. Yeah, 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.560 I'm not would you like to be frozen? I mean, 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.000 you're the African King of coming. There's only one of 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:40.079 you out there, and I mean you have all these 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:44.120 let's say twenty years from now, you have a billion 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:48.040 dollars in your bank account. Okay, if you stop gambling 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:52.640 now and you go. You know what, Chinese best friend, 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.040 I think I want to be frozen. I want to 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:57.200 live forever. Freeze that means you live up. If you're dead, 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.360 you're dead, man, You're dead. But they could maybe they 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:04.720 have technology, you know, like how they have the free sperm. Okay, 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.280 on how old I die? If I'm dying it a 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.839 hundred years old, But I'm gonna still come back with 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.839 a limb dick. No, no, no, that's wrong because technology 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:17.640 is gonna eliminate the regular life. For if I die 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:22.640 like fifty, anything less than seventy, if I'm by the 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.920 grace of if I lived down like nine, please let 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:30.040 me go. No, there's no let go anymore, Michael Bleckxon 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:34.760 technology makes you live forever. Fucking rice. Either if I 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:38.160 had a choice of, like if I'm want to make 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.679 the decisions for you, all right, and you know I'm like, no, 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:45.199 I want to make that right. No, I want to 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.120 live forever. I want I want to come back to 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:51.800 life nine times higher. No, because they all be. Then 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:57.280 that'll be alive. If you tell me right now, Jenny's 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:58.679 best friend, I think you want to live to like 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:02.959 h years old, maybe fifty years from now. There's some 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:07.760 technology out there Alaric King's talking about. I'd be like, ship, 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:12.000 let's go believe the Bible where it said, you know, 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.160 so where in the Bible where those guys were nine 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:17.280 hundred years old, eight hundred years they lived to a 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:21.439 nine hundred Jesus, but not Jesus. I'm talking about like 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:25.439 you know, everybody else not Jesus just died at thirty three. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.920 What the what? Who are you? Jesus died at thirty three, 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:31.640 and he came back to life at thirty three and 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:35.200 a half. He right we raised a week later. Virgin 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:39.040 Mary was still virgin at the age of eight, and 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:41.760 Madonna was still virgin at the age of fifty five. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.440 Madonna's what she fun Dennis Rod may no longer a virgin. 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.559 Of care if Dennis, rather than look at you, you're 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:51.240 no longer a virgin. His eyes alone is enough to 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:55.320 take your pussy while you wearing red. You just joined 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:56.880 the gang men, but that I don't know about. Don't 0:10:56.880 --> 0:11:00.559 have me getting shot outside if I get you outside 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.480 and be your fault. Because you're the one to give 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.599 me this shirt. That's why. That's why I give it 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.599 to you. It's red. I'm not wearing the colors. We 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:11.160 in California, man, God damn Michael Blacks. And I'm about 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.360 to go to the Hollywood parkast. You know right now 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.800 with all them crips, I'm gonna end up getting shot. 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:22.520 There's no way they're gonna They mean your fucking eyes. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.960 They can't see my eyes in the dark. I can't 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:30.439 see your eyes in the light. Stretched your motherfucker's I'm 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:32.440 saying it doesn't matter. You have on red. The red 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:36.600 is obvious. Just when you see any crip just crip work, 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:41.640 crip walk. I don't think it matters. They just crip walk. Yeah, 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:45.959 but I mean that I'm wearing all red. Yeah, but 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:50.120 it's just gonna tell me like a dyslexi crip. Yeah, no, 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.400 fucking crap a. You're gonna get shot doing that. Don't. Don't. 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:59.679 That's not what the funk I do. I know I 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:04.920 got learned from you. Oh that's how you do it. Yeah, 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:10.800 that is a cripple. I gotta learned that. Sure. So 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:12.760 that means that you don't get shot in the body 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:16.079 and when you get shot in the legs. And I 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:17.520 hope I did it right, because if you even do 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.920 the ship wrong, you might get shot. My god, did 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:22.800 you ever think about freezing years burn? I know you 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:27.040 always wanted a thousand kids. You wanted kids in Africa. 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:30.400 It's not gonna happen. I better hurry up. I've wasted 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.360 so much sperm in this fucking country man. Yeah, just 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:37.280 like that ninety seven year old guys said, remember how 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:40.120 many children? I couldn't have all the sperms and on 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.079 my carpet in my room. Yeah, in the carpet in 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.600 the living room and my toilet. You know what I'm 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:48.599 so scared about, Like one time I jerked up in 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:51.319 a lot of information. I jerked up from the toilet 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.680 one time, and I'm so scared that I flushed your 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:58.600 toilet and ifucking sperm probably went to the ocean, I'll 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.280 be so scared if I go to the each and 0:13:00.360 --> 0:13:02.600 see a fucking shock in my face on it, I'll 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:12.080 be really thick. Fucking a baby were with my fucking forehead. Yeah, 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:16.080 I'm sure that technology. Now that you got a dolphin, 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.959 look like you're as I'm gonna just maybe I should 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:22.280 just I want to have like it's getting too late, 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:23.720 I want to have a whole bunch of you can 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.720 your sperm, like, lad, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:31.440 just freeman sperm. It's a pretty funny sperm. I could 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:34.800 create comedians. Yeah, you could sell it to You could 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.120 make money off your sperm. Why are you gonna sell you? 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.280 Are you just always suggesting shift for me because you've 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:43.040 gotta make money of your your faith? Michael Black, You're 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:46.120 the only African king come to a life right now. Hello, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.760 So your sperm is no good? You said, you're Chinese. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:53.640 Nobody wants my sperm. Why not you have? You have 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:58.320 interesting dude? Chinese? Interesting dude to you. I got fifty 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.160 fucking followers, and it's nobody giving a funk about me. 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:06.800 My mom looked at my video fifty times. Okay me, 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.520 I give up on my Instagram. I'm private. They gotta 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:15.920 approve like five of the people next week. Well, I 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.480 make sure I didn't wear red or blue because when 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.720 I leave this podcast, I'm going outside and i'd like 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.520 to come back in the House of life. Well, I 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.560 guess I'm gonna die today, so I went straight yellow 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:29.280 on these phones. Yeah you got, don't you gobana dobana on? 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:36.120 I got philipline in the Philippines. It's philipline, man, Philippline. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.600 Don't I'm mixing up? You know, I'm more like put 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:42.000 colors together instead of putting brains together. I put colors 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.840 together the batches. I mix up the print, you know 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:46.840 what I mean? I got like a silver Prosachi bel 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:53.840 we gotta gets to sponsor. You give me free clothes? 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:57.640 Yeah them, motherfucker's I'm tired. If you're spending money over there, 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.760 why don't you call him up man, message him on 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.920 my Instagram with the Facity store and throw my frozen 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:09.720 sperm at the fucking glass. I did that. No, I didn't, 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:12.280 but I should. But they don't give a funk about me. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.560 They're like, you don't know, Michael Blackson. I think one 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:18.400 person told me before we're talking about frozen sperm, let's 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.280 get our first guests on here. I would definitely want 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:25.120 to drop some spermit. If I don't get it, catch 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:30.800 your case. I like foreigners man, because you know, I'm 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.800 a foreigner. Even though Canada is so closed, it's still 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.000 a whole different countries. It's a whole because they cannot 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.640 get in the United States whatever the United States visa 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.600 Canada they can't. Yeah, you can't get in. Well, it's 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.680 probably like one of those online visa, not that you 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.240 have to actually go to the embassy to get a 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.680 visa from Canada. No, no, you can't get it's an 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:53.920 online visa. It's like coming from Mexico to you know, 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.960 they treat Canadians like you treat Mexican Donald Trump build. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:02.800 It's been a the water on Mexico. Nine fucking Toronto, Nick, 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.880 how gonna get here? Uh? He got here? Through Justin 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:12.240 Bieber their friends. Yeah, so Justin got the Custin Bieber. Yeah, 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.280 he got the hook up. He's friends, he was friends 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:20.320 with your orange here, motherfucker Donald Trump. All right, let's 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.640 bring my guests on. If I freeze my sperm, maybe 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:24.880 she could she could buy one day and make something 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:29.320 Yeah interesting children. Yeah, as long as she doesn't charge 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:32.160 your child's boy, it'll be fine. She had to sign papers, 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:34.560 she changed to take my sperm. She sign the papers 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:37.760 like this sperm don't belong to me no more. Those 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:40.480 are your combs, snare not my comp I came and 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:44.640 I left straight out of in Cuba, Canada. Please welcome 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:50.960 kick you bloat kicking. I love Oh, I like, can 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.160 you stand up? We were connecting my fans. Just like 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:56.280 to see that body. Can you turn around? Goodness? The 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:59.880 devil is a lie your daughters? That Oh my god? 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:05.280 Do insurance damn goodness. I love a nice ass. Geico 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:10.879 covers Bumper to bumper insurance, the State Farm insurance. Yeah please, 0:17:11.600 --> 0:17:16.520 we're sponsored by state Farm. Michael Blaxon, State Farm. Don't 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.600 want to end up in jail like Bill Cosby. Please 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:25.560 we have to be nice ass. Okay, Hello, how are 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:29.600 you doing. She's actually like Moeed Kardashian's for some reason. Yeah, 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.600 she looked like Kim Kardashian. If she take my supports 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:37.639 and sprint, we can make an East South No Kanye East, 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.480 not West Kanye. What's ther baby name? Kanye just named 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:44.359 his kids by whatever highway he goes on because they 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:47.120 know what My next shot is gonna be the four 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:50.440 or fourth South. And I have a new daughter called 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:54.560 one on one North and mother son is the Koena 0:17:54.640 --> 0:18:02.320 exit Lost Hills, Calabasa, slow suit, your formal real estate agent, 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:05.760 so houses, not a real estate agent, just a house 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:09.640 Reynolds and flips. So you win. You just fuck the middleman. 0:18:09.680 --> 0:18:12.359 Funk all that time you get a house, you flip it. 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:16.040 You're slipping houses. So how does that? How does that work? 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:18.000 Because I mean people I hate put up by the 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.400 all the time they say, hey, you should get into 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:22.320 flipping house, meaning you buy a house, you fix it up, 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:24.240 you know, and then you sell it right away and 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.240 make a quick profit. Exactly like that. I used to 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.960 deal with my ex boyfriend, so he had a few places. 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.720 I helped him renovate them, change the carpets, change the ceilings, 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:37.760 you mean with that ads and those fingers and those titties. 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:42.880 You change carpets, not me, looka so you set everything up. Yeah, 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.760 well you're not handy at all. I can do some 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:48.760 stuff with the hand, like what I'm curious. I can 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:52.280 hang some pictures for you, that's nice. Yeah, she can 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.359 hang up Michael blocks and photos all over the photos 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:59.480 and like paintings and stuff like that. Do you fix 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.840 leaking for Michael Blaxon? Just have one right now. I 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:05.000 don't know what's going about my dishwasher. You know what 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:08.159 they think about it. The more expensive your places, the 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:10.280 more ship funks up. And I just want to go 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:12.880 back into the fucking hood and don't worry about ship. 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:14.920 It light goes out. I know that life's supposed to 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:17.520 go out. When you're the place like this, nothing should go. 0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:20.560 I can't believe you don't have a generator and your 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:25.560 goddamn panels, Michael Blaxing, you only be like thirty nine 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.879 thousand dollars a month on HJO. I can't believe you 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:33.560 don't have a generator. All your meat was we had 0:19:33.640 --> 0:19:38.920 we had. Luckily for me, it happened while I was 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:41.680 about to travel, so I left town and I found 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:44.800 out the power outage was out for three days. So 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:47.040 everybody that was here you had to like just go 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:53.280 find some friends, just be homeless because it was dark 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:55.520 in this place and I couldn't see myself and I'm 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:58.760 I'm a dark sky man, you know. I mean I 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.680 lost myself a few time. I say, you know what, 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.399 Tommy gets out this house. Yeah, I can't believe he 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:10.560 went to my house to watch the NFL game. You 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.800 want to hang out my house? I got a baby 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:16.400 and run around all day. I ain't got cable. Yeah, 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:19.040 he has a little he has a little Asian baby. 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:22.679 They just run around all day for no reason. All right, 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:24.720 So you flipped the house and that's that's so you 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:28.240 and your boyfriend did it. Yeah, you guys broke up. 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:31.920 What happened? Yeah, what happened with let me guess. Yeah, 0:20:32.359 --> 0:20:36.199 he cheated, you know, let me get out. He flipped 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:40.680 the ceiling, flipped another bitch as that's what he did. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.040 he did. He did do that. He did a lot 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:45.480 of things that what what what put the camel in 0:20:46.200 --> 0:20:50.720 the what's the phrase? What's that fucking phrase? What the 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:53.760 fucking straw that broke? Oh? They use that stupid praise 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:57.840 what stroke and I break no cameras back? What's the 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:01.119 straw that broke the camera's back? I like, well, I 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:07.000 looked through his phone and he was cheating. So here please, 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:14.080 it's a fisher When I suck at my Patreon page 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:17.480 is non live my weekly titty tuosy and on Thursdays 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:20.880 a movie exclusively to Patreon, where they could no longer 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:24.000 be sensu about the social media companies. I would also 0:21:24.080 --> 0:21:29.080 be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:33.440 you on Patreon. You mother sk So I just had 0:21:33.480 --> 0:21:37.240 to know forself leave. Yeah, but they think about it. 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:40.240 Whenever you go look for something, you would find it. Yes, 0:21:40.520 --> 0:21:42.400 and you know that. I guarantee you if he weren't 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:45.560 looking at your phone, he'll find something. No, no, it 0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:47.520 could be the smallest thing. He could just use saying 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.639 flirting with the guy, Say oh miss you too, homie. 0:21:50.800 --> 0:21:55.840 It doesn't matter. You were squeaky. Cloud was squeaky, creaky 0:21:55.920 --> 0:22:00.119 clean Michael Blackson, just like just like the colors, like 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:04.520 squad giggling. So what made you want to look through 0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:07.480 his phone? You gotta have no, I I just knew, 0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:09.960 like there was just too many things leading up to it. 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:12.639 He went out with his friends, like I would always 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:14.800 let him go out do his thing, and then just 0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:17.600 one day it just didn't seem right, and I just 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.200 had to right what happened? He just he came home 0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:22.359 and then he went into the straight through the shower 0:22:22.400 --> 0:22:24.920 and took a long bubble bad and watched his balls. No, 0:22:25.200 --> 0:22:30.160 he just relux family would do because I always shot 0:22:30.200 --> 0:22:34.480 at the girl's house. Motherfucker, guys, you want to get home. No, 0:22:34.640 --> 0:22:36.720 things were already going a little wrong. And then he 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:39.639 went out and he came home and he was drunk. 0:22:39.760 --> 0:22:41.600 He fell asleep, and then I was like, oh, his 0:22:41.720 --> 0:22:46.640 phone's right there, So I just took the I don't 0:22:46.640 --> 0:22:49.359 even know how I got into it. Actually, what did 0:22:49.480 --> 0:22:53.520 I think I knew the past? No, it wasn't face recognition. 0:22:54.000 --> 0:22:59.960 I think he was the eyeballs recognition. She recognized, probably 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:04.639 swiped his dick on it. And then so what did 0:23:04.720 --> 0:23:06.800 you find out? You want to know? Oh? Well, I 0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:10.440 found a new girl added to the phone Italian sensation. 0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:16.240 Oh this sounds like a stripper name for real, you know, 0:23:16.440 --> 0:23:18.119 you know, that's why that's why I'm Tom Tony. It 0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:21.520 doesn't matter how beautiful. A woman is sometimes a man 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:24.440 just tie a same woman. You think that's what happened, No, 0:23:24.600 --> 0:23:26.800 for sure, Yeah, Like and you know, he'd always be 0:23:26.880 --> 0:23:28.639 really hard on me, like what I look like, and 0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:32.680 like hard on me, like the way I look, the 0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:35.480 way I present myself, everything like that. And then when 0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:38.040 I saw this girl, because you know us girls are 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:41.040 a little bit crazy. So I found her number, saw 0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:44.119