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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one seventy two,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of Guys production of I Heart Radio. This

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Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into

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Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. I am wiping off my mic. It's

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Speaker 1: a little wet. I think it's spit on it. Gross. Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's Friday, February nine one. My name is Jack O'Brien

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Speaker 1: It says uh, and I'm thrilled to v joined as

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Speaker 1: always buy my co host, Mr Miles Gray. It's gonna

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Speaker 1: By now you should have some happy lies with the

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Speaker 1: cast and do I don't believe that anybody paused the

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Speaker 1: that lead us there are minding. There are many wings

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Speaker 1: that I would like to eat with you, but I

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Speaker 1: won't eat out because safety You're gonna be the one

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Speaker 1: that saves men. And after raw you're my lass room

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Speaker 1: called you with that Journey Beauty, So I was. I

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Speaker 1: remember that album came out like Ship play that at

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Speaker 1: a fucking fifth grade party whenever that ship that video

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Speaker 1: where he just sits down and starts playing the acoustic guitar.

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Speaker 1: Ah yeah, and then it ruined every other person trying

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Speaker 1: to learn guitar after that, because like, you play it

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Speaker 1: now and people like, it's like a war crime if

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Speaker 1: you play if you start play wonder Wall on acoustic

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Speaker 1: in public, like, come on, what are you doing? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: unless you can come with it. Well, Miles, we are

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Speaker 1: thrilled and fortunate to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by the hilarious and extremely talented Kim Window. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. This is Christie Ye shooting. Oh anyways,

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Speaker 1: Gary Gary, Gary's name Gary Gary. There we go, hellyeah

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Speaker 1: version of it? Oh yeah, Well you know it's just dollies.

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Speaker 1: Dolly's having a week. Dolly is having a Week's having

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Speaker 1: a life. Yeah, I guess she. I guess she is

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Speaker 1: having a life. Huh, look at her, look at her.

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Speaker 1: Go anyone deserves it. It is her. She has given back.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah yeah, and I hope to one day be

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Speaker 1: like fucking big enough to be like I'm good with that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my honor, and I will continue. That's just you know,

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Speaker 1: that's that's what we need. We need like those are

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Speaker 1: the kinds of people that we should be like scrambling

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Speaker 1: around and be like, see you just try to bring

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Speaker 1: it back to the basics being a good person. There

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Speaker 1: you go. That's what I always said. But it's it's

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Speaker 1: so interesting because when men get famous enough to have

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Speaker 1: their own like land, like a Graceland or Neverland ranch,

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Speaker 1: like they just spin off the fucking planet. But when

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Speaker 1: She's like, in fact, come through to the wild mom,

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Speaker 1: wild Hollywood Land. Yeah you like waterflies. Welcome Kim. How

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. We've been following you on on

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Speaker 1: social It's been a it's been a wild time. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. So just to update everyone, my hubs

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Speaker 1: full COVID experience. So I got COVID too, and I

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Speaker 1: only lost my sense of smell. He went from a

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Speaker 1: cop too. We gotta go to the hospital to the

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Speaker 1: a trip. Yeah, I can imagine Jesus. Um Well, that's

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Speaker 1: We're so happy he's home, just grooving, grooving his place

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Speaker 1: on the couch like like he should be. We're going

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Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple

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Speaker 1: of things we're talking about. Uh. We are talking about

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Speaker 1: how racism is being deployed to help racists in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about Ted Cruz going to can

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Speaker 1: Koon who. We're gonna talk about just anecdotes, some of

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Speaker 1: the wild ass anecdotes coming out of Texas, Australia, trying

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Speaker 1: to make Facebook and Google and just social networks pay

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Speaker 1: for links, kind of like pay for journalism. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about two new developments in the Rec's game or Reese's game.

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Speaker 1: Is it Reese's It's I mean, because without the apostrophe,

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Speaker 1: there's a new Mortal Kombat trailer where you will either

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Speaker 1: of that plenty more. But first, Kim, we like to

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Speaker 1: ask our guest, what is something from your search history

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Speaker 1: that is revealing about who you are? Uh? So, my

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Speaker 1: best friend just got engaged, so that's really exciting. But

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to find her a book because she

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Speaker 1: anal for beginners. So my search has been copious amounts

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Speaker 1: But I want something light and funny, and it's been

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Speaker 1: a time. Couldn't you just combine your talents, like take

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Speaker 1: a very clear guide and then use your animation around it,

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Speaker 1: or like you're drawing and America needs. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: that's the best seller right there. Kim. I hate to

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Speaker 1: just give you a three billion dollar idea like that,

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Speaker 1: but I'm buying it. It's going to be four million.

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Speaker 1: There is everything like just super like medical. Like you're saying,

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Speaker 1: it's like either like very straightforward or so wacky. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't have any useful information. Yeah, it's like what foods

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Speaker 1: her bridal shower right right, like a murky medical manuals

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Speaker 1: like exactly I was looking for like the Spencer's version.

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Speaker 1: There has to be one out there. This is kind

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Speaker 1: of like those moments where someone says, how do you

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Speaker 1: think of it? Kim, You're sitting on a butt sex

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Speaker 1: book Empire, what's the secret? You're like? I just I

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Speaker 1: a thoughtful gift that just made me millions. Exactly. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what happened to that friend. I never gave

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I feel like that's like a weird

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Speaker 1: Does other countries have whimsical anal sex manuals? Let us know.

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Speaker 1: I would love a whimsical anal sex manual? Are they

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Speaker 1: Joy of Sex? I have that one, and that one

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Speaker 1: is pretty straightforward. It's not so much scientific, but it's

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Speaker 1: like how to please your married partner, Like you won't

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Speaker 1: even talk about just having sex for fun, right right, right?

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Speaker 1: You're married, your lawfully wed partner in front of God,

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Speaker 1: That's another problem. Yeah, this is a this is a

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Speaker 1: cultural blind spot that you need to come and fill

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Speaker 1: in for us, so to speak. Uh, like we've had

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Speaker 1: like seven puns already, guys. Yeah right, yeah, we don't

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Speaker 1: We just know because we're adults talking about whimsical anal

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Speaker 1: a quick stopdown because of a Sirie incident, which brings

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Speaker 1: me to just a point that I want to like

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Speaker 1: said Hey Sirie, And I'm sorry for people that are listening,

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Speaker 1: but hey Siri, yeah, so we're sorry to do that

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Speaker 1: we know this motherfucker just lit up, shut up, Okay,

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Speaker 1: down the Encyclopedia Britannica. Yeah. I would never interrupt you.

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Speaker 1: know anything that you are delicately inclined to, so personally

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Speaker 1: cheese fawondue as romantic think it is, you cannot finish

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Speaker 1: Like what's like the cut off? Curious? Like from dietary perspective,

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Speaker 1: You know, the ship you don't think about, yeah, comes

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Speaker 1: a hard trial for you. Um So, now the state

424
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Speaker 1: senators have put a bill for it called SB one

425
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Speaker 1: that's basically saying that when a d A or there's

426
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Speaker 1: any investigation involving election fraud or any kind of untoward

427
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: election stuff, than the grand jury has to be statewide,

428
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,719
Speaker 1: meaning a much wider grand jury rather than being like,

429
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 1: we'll forget the county where the crime took place, where

430
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Speaker 1: the people of that county may be directly disenfranchised by

431
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Speaker 1: these actions. What what what incentive do they have to

432
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: be on the jury? No, they're trying to like water

433
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: it down, so you know, it's it's this is what's

434
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: gonna happen, Like every time time, they're always going to

435
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: try something whenever there's like a way to be like, oh,

436
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: right here we go a grand jury and that unfortunately

437
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: for you, most of these people aren't on some bullshit,

438
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 1: so they'll probably hear this case and process it in

439
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: a way that will be a more kind with how

440
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 1: we want our legal system to work. But yeah, I

441
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: mean I would just say there, don't think for a

442
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: second that these people, like even in your state Republicans

443
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: aren't trying to figure out how to like preemptively skull

444
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: fuck investigations with like little things like this, because it's

445
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't subtle, but this is just another

446
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: tactic to avoid, you know, accountability. Now, this won't affect

447
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: what she's doing though right now it would be future. Well,

448
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: so okay, now this is what they want, right I

449
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 1: forgot to say the good news is um, because this

450
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: is a straight up constitutional amendment that means they need

451
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 1: a two thirds majority to get it past, and that's

452
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: they don't have the numbers to do that. Not to

453
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: get the two thirds, it would mean like four or

454
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: five Democrats would have to go to their side, which,

455
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: oh that would be interesting. And and um, even after

456
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 1: that it would go to a it will go to

457
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: the voters since the constitutional amendment. So I don't think

458
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: that's going to line up with the speed at which

459
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: Fannie Willis is moving. But again, they're trying it. They're

460
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: going to try ship like this. M It's just upsetting

461
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: that they need to grasp at straws even after it's

462
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: like all laid out there, we're tired of this ship,

463
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: like you have a dead way of thinking, and we're

464
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: all we're all moving past it, and yet they still

465
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: have to throw a tiny little bitch fit and make

466
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: waye So good for her and good for Georgia. Fu yeah, Georgia.

467
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm like totally came out. I want nothing

468
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: more than that to be the thing that all these

469
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: Republicans like. The last thing they see is like Georgia

470
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: turning blue, and they're like what happened, man. But I

471
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 1: was so disappointed with Nevada because that's my home state

472
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: and we were all sitting waiting and then god, damn it, Novada,

473
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: I love you, but you just sat there for too

474
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: long and we had the spotlight and you just let

475
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: it go to Georgia. Yeah. Yeah, I just feel like

476
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: the GOP is now so mask off that like this

477
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: is at the very least that we can expect from

478
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: them is going to be to try and change the

479
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: rules anyway that they possibly can. I'm glad to hear

480
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: it won't work in this specific case, but but just think,

481
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: I mean, there have been other times when the GOP

482
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: has actually been a couple of steps ahead and laid

483
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: down like land mines like this before. And that's why

484
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 1: it's like for anybody who thinks shits you know. I mean,

485
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: obviously Joe Biden is delivered on all the promises he's

486
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: made already, but like, don't think for a second that

487
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 1: these goons are not rubbing their midst and in the

488
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: lab trying to figure out how to topple this thing again.

489
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: That's all that that's all they're here to do. That's

490
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: all they're here to do. There's nothing to do with

491
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: policy at all. The only policies are there for the oligarchy.

492
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all it is. They couldn't they couldn't

493
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Speaker 1: look a voter that voted for them in the eye

494
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm going to help you. I mean

495
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: they'll say that ship, but functionally no. And you know,

496
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm I'm hard pressed to think of many politicians that

497
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,960
Speaker 1: are doing that at this point. Um. But I think

498
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 1: you'd hope that with this some people who need who

499
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: can't figure out the nuance of it to see wow,

500
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: there there's just so there's so much funk are we

501
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: going on here like to this point even And I hope, uh,

502
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: you know, for for those that were still blind to it,

503
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: they can see that you had this party is not

504
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: here for anything except for pure chaos. Right, Um, all right,

505
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: let's talk can kun? Uh Yeah? Ted Cruz fled his

506
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: state with his family to go to Cancun for a

507
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: fun little trip um and can I know, I know,

508
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: and people like it wasn't announced. People just like caught

509
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: him on camera. They're like like I remember when it

510
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: first hit. People are like, I mean that can't obviously

511
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: they can't be Ted Cruise, but it looks so much

512
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 1: like Ted Cruise and like he has a mask like that.

513
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 1: But anyways, it can't actually be the Senator of Texas

514
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: fleeing Texas during its greatest crisis for can coon uh?

515
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: And then it turns out it was. Did you see

516
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: how people were like looking at what the like at

517
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: the check in desk, what flight was up the time

518
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: and then like cross referencing that with like United schedules

519
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: out of Houston and being like, no, that's right now,

520
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: Like there's a flight that left at four, Like you're like,

521
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: this is Ted Cruise there, and they were so silent.

522
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,719
Speaker 1: His office didn't say shit or nothing. And then you know,

523
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: I think once he realized it, like, bro, they know

524
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: it's you. Someone got a green cap of you on

525
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: the fucking up the standby list that said c R

526
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: you dot for the last name and that are it's you,

527
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: sir um. So this is where the ship gets wild.

528
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: His he makes a statement after because he came back.

529
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: He came back Thursday, so he got caught and this

530
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: is what he said. This from Ted Cruz. This is

531
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: a statement quote. With school canceled for the week, our

532
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: girls asked to take a trip with friends, wanting to dad,

533
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: let me say, wanting to be a good dad. Okay,

534
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: to a to a daughter, Okay, as a father to

535
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: a girl. He says, wanted to be a good dad.

536
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: I flew down with them last night and I'm flying

537
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: back this afternoon. My staff and I are in constant communication.

538
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:50,320
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah bullshit Like, okay, politics aside,

539
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: and what's happening in Texas is god awful, and I

540
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: just I feel terrible, but it's also a fucking pandemic.

541
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: Like if I had children, I would not let them

542
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: go sleepover at their friend's house, let alone fly to

543
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: faking There's a shot of her like with her mask on,

544
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: eating her like dry ass cup of noodles and ship.

545
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, well, you can't even feed your kid, right,

546
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: Like the enemy is him in the Cancun airport, he's

547
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: wearing a mask with the flag of fucking Texas, Like

548
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: you're in Sancoon, wearing a mask for the state that

549
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: you have just abandoned for your daughter's slumper party and

550
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: land that was Mexico. And that is best case scenario

551
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: is that he wasn't lying and that this was him

552
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: chaperoning his daughter on a trip, which there's no fucking

553
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: way else. Stupid older is daughters, Like I don't think

554
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 1: you can be in cancoun unless you're eighteen, right right,

555
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: just like it's Cancoon. Yeah, what are they going to do?

556
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: Beaches everywhere? Well, what you do is first you get

557
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: your problematic braids and then you go to the beach

558
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: where someone with a like a sandwich board with sunglasses

559
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: on it offers you some good cocaine. Yeah, and that's

560
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: going to be their day. What the fund is going on?

561
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's such an idiotic thing to say, to

562
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: try and like hide behind this thing of like I

563
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: was chaperoning my eleven year old, Like however old his

564
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 1: daughter is, plus his wife, Like it doesn't make sense.

565
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: You got caught. You're fucking fool. You should have resigned

566
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: ages ago. So he was gonna just go down there

567
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: for one night and then fly right back, and like

568
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: his wife was going to she couldn't have just taken them,

569
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: but he has a good dad and husband to a

570
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: helpless woman, I had to go to Mexico, Like what

571
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: is this the same daughter who's like mad at her

572
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: mom for giving up her career because she's smarter than dead.

573
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: Uh um, best revenge. They just grew up in just

574
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: slander their father with a tell all book. Yeah, I

575
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: mean it's probably coming, Yeah, I mean, And it's just

576
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: the whole thing is just so oh dark right at

577
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: like aside from we all, we all get it she

578
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: shouldn't be going, but like the lived experience for Texans

579
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,760
Speaker 1: right now is nothing like what somebody who would say,

580
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm proud to be an American because I got brown

581
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: water coming out of my faucets and they're telling me

582
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 1: to boil water because they don't know when she's gonna

583
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: be back online. Like it's bad. I was talking to

584
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: my friend who lives in Austin, Shout out Chris, who's saying,

585
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 1: you know, if you have a pool, if you're lucky,

586
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: you have to have a pool or some other like

587
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: huge body of water. It's like gotta flush your toilets

588
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: with that. You gotta boil snow because you want to

589
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: save your bottled water in case ship does not improve.

590
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: So you're like bringing the snow in to boil snow.

591
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: Stores are you know, barely have anything on the shelves,

592
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: yet you decide to cash in your United miles. They're

593
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: gonna can't cool real quick. And it wasn't even that

594
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: you wanted to chaperon them. You did the thing that

595
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: all these people do, which is you're faced with a

596
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: problem that you actually have some hand in solving or creating,

597
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: and your first instinct is to pivot and run. It's

598
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: not to be like, you know what, I need to

599
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 1: stand because I mean, for all that shift he talks,

600
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: I can imagine anything happened to his family, he would

601
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: probably run away to I mean he did when Trump

602
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: straight up disrespected his spouse. Um. But yeah, it's just

603
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: it's just awful because like we're quite literally seeing people

604
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: just run away when people are in need, but couldn't. Yeah,

605
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: you're not running away to hide, You're running away to vacation,

606
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: to literal paradise. And then it's just he's so gross.

607
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: It never gets old, Like you think he hits the

608
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: lowest bar and then it goes lower and just yeah,

609
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: even Fox had trouble writing about it. I I clicked

610
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: on the link that when they tweeted it's like seems

611
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: that Senator Ted Cruz is in kan kun. And it

612
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: wasn't like they weren't angry because you know, it's like

613
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: it's they're the same team, but also they don't know

614
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: what to do, so it's just sort of like a

615
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: very very objective description. It's like, and then he was

616
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: seen allegedly boarding a plane. It was then found out

617
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: he was in Cancu. No commentary, but like the tone

618
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: of it just felt like, I don't even like, I

619
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: don't even know how you spin this one to anyone,

620
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: because how do you even do that to a Republican

621
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: who I mean, I'm sure they compartmentalized. But Denisse di

622
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 1: Susa had a good defense. He said, it's actually a

623
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: good thing that Ted Cruise left because then he's not

624
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: hogging up all the water and energy and other people.

625
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: So thank you. Have you have you heard about how

626
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: long Ted cruises? Showers are half hour at least showers

627
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 1: for me? Oh my god, Oh I mean it's it's

628
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: not that he actually turns the water on. He just

629
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 1: goes into the shower to weep in the nude. He

630
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: would be a nude winn't he. He has the booty

631
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: shorts on that love Trump on that, but they're just

632
00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,319
Speaker 1: like the weirdest cutoffs, like really really horribly done I

633
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: was thinking a high school wrestling onesie like that might

634
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 1: be more his speed. But right, um, like this is

635
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: such a huge crisis, and like it's not an excuse

636
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: to say I left for a day, Like you can't

637
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: leave your job for a day like that doesn't that

638
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 1: that's not an excuse, let alone holding some of the

639
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: highest the highest office federal office and in your state,

640
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: and you're like, I gotta go check out the fucking

641
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: new Melia resort in Cancun. You know, they shot a

642
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: real world down here. I need to make sure that

643
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: the spring break was over here. It was the people

644
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: literally paid for him to do this. It's all of

645
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: our taxes and he's using their money that they could

646
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: have used for water or heat or just any kind

647
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: of support services. I mean that's why like when people like, well,

648
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: what could he have done? And many people are like, well,

649
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: better or works not even in office, and he seemed

650
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: to have find something to do like working with people

651
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: to call the elderly to make sure they were okay,

652
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: make sure these people didn't need anything, you know, because

653
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: not everybody's on Twitter fam, right, but yeah, the right

654
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: is still pointing to this as like, well, this is

655
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 1: what would happen if the Green New Deal, uh happened.

656
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: Like even you know Wall Street Journal type ship, like

657
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: Bloomberg type ship is making these ridiculous claims. And meanwhile,

658
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: like we're learning that it's not a thing where natural

659
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: gas companies are out of like that they can't do it.

660
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: It's that it would be it would cost too much.

661
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: They're trying to do cost saving measures, which is and

662
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: and not to say costs too much, like it would

663
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 1: obliterate the industry. Cost too much in the sense that

664
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: they aren't going to show the kinds of profits they

665
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:48,799
Speaker 1: need to shareholders or their board or whatever. It's never

666
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: about what is what the fucking right thing is? And

667
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: now you know the amount of burst pipes in the state. Yeah,

668
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine what the funk is going on

669
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 1: right now. I mean like I'm hearing too that, like

670
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: people are coming from other states being like you're gonna

671
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: need to have all the fucking help you can get

672
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: right now because you're you're fucking state just got smashed.

673
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: Lumbers without borders, yep, exactly, without cracks. M h. First,

674
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

675
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back just a couple other kind

676
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: of stories from the apocalypse we're all living in. Australia

677
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: is trying to make Facebook and Google and just you know,

678
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: social media pay for the news that the that users

679
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: link off to. UM and Facebook responded yesterday by h

680
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: taking all news off of off of like anybody's timeline.

681
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: Basically you couldn't post a link to a news story

682
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: on your timeline. UM. It's like, I like the government.

683
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: So they're trying to say, like, hey, we gotta support journalism.

684
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: So if you want to do that, you gotta you

685
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: gotta put money out to help out. Saying okay, well

686
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: then we won't. Yeah. Facebook is basically taking their ball

687
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: and going home. They're like, you can't do news wait

688
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: to stop misinformation, but right it just seems like it's

689
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: trying to fix it with like a market economy type

690
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: solution where it's like without regulations, just like, well now

691
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: you have to pay, and like this will create a

692
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: market and I just like that's not how companies like

693
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: that work. I feel like Facebook and Google will just

694
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: find ways to not we'll take that ship off their platform,

695
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: which would then presumably lead to people giving takes on

696
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: the news instead of linking off to actual news sources,

697
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 1: which I don't think would be a net positive for

698
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: those platforms. Um, you're basically trying to solve the issue

699
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: of capitalism with capitalism, and then, you know, I just

700
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: don't think it necessarily works. I think you need regulations

701
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 1: like you show me that capitalism doesn't work. Jack, Uh

702
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 1: the oh you can. Capitalism is bad. Name all the

703
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: bad things that have happened. They need to make it

704
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: unprofitable for Facebook and Google to post incorrect news and like, yeah,

705
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: re employ all the journalists who are losing their jobs

706
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: as fact checkers on your platforms. There's enough people creating news.

707
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: You need people checking those news stories and like doing

708
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,799
Speaker 1: the job, Like that's an actual job that was protecting

709
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: the global population for years fact checkers, and like it's

710
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: they don't get everything right, but it's better than just

711
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: stay fucking free for all where uh you know, dictators

712
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: and uh, authoritarians are able to just you know, say

713
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: whatever is convenient for them. Um, I think, I don't know.

714
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,719
Speaker 1: I think that's the only way to do it, and

715
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: the way you would make it profitable or make it

716
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 1: worth their while to employ a massive fact checking wing

717
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: within Facebook and Google, is you like, literally find them

718
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: within an inch of their lives for spread ilitating fines. Yeah,

719
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: for spreading false information? Like I mean, that's all they

720
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: gotta do. I mean, I bet you could write all

721
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: the ills. Just set up one wild ass fine one

722
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: of these one of these companies violate, we go. We

723
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: will be able to forgive all the student debt Medicare

724
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: for all. We're gonna own Google's asks if they if

725
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: they fucking trip up one more time. But good luck

726
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: with that. I mean, when you look at the people

727
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: entering these positions of regulatory commissions or even the Justice Department,

728
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,799
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's the that's the homie. Okay, let's see.

729
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Reese is still from the from the

730
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: Land of the Apocalypse. But how we're dealing with it

731
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: personally on a personal level. Uh, I can I can

732
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: speak personally and say that this story touches on my

733
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: own life a little bit. Um. Well, the first thing

734
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 1: I want to bring up is a is a no

735
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: thank you from Me, which is a organic Reese's peanut

736
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: butter cup that is being announced. Okay, uh, it's got whatever,

737
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: It's got all those weird and icons on it with

738
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: like the poppy and it's like non GM Like, look,

739
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: I get that organic is better, but like, if I'm

740
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: smanging a bunch of candy, I'm not in a is

741
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: this organic type of mood? I'm here for the sugar high.

742
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care if it's fructose, corn

743
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: syrup or whatever the it is. I'm just there to

744
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: get my jolly's off with candy. So then so they're

745
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: also doing like an organic milk and dark chocolate bar

746
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: for on the Hershey's side of things. But I just

747
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: don't know if this is like necessary, Like who is

748
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: this going to change people's habits? Is the But it

749
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: could be a flavor game changer, you know what I mean.

750
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: I get that probably like real ass peanut butter is

751
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: gonna taste better than what I've been eating, But do

752
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: I want it? Well? I know everyone already has a

753
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: problem with American chocolate because it tastes different in Europe. Yeah,

754
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 1: I don't like the milk or something. Yeah, they use

755
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: that actual milk instead of it's like our healthcare. It's

756
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, people in other countries like what are

757
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: you doing with it? No? To save money? Oh my god,

758
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: Jesus Okay, we'll go off then exactly. So when I

759
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 1: eat chocolate, it's I'm already feeling shitty about something. This

760
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: adding more shipped to my body is not going to

761
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 1: make me feel any better or work. So just adding

762
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: all those extra little icons isn't going to change America's

763
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: mind at all. I'm responding to the orange bag with

764
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: the yellow writing, nothing else. Yes, the pretty colors make

765
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: me feel happy. I want to consume them because there's

766
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: a tree frog being like it's But I guess if

767
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: they're going to be more of like they want to

768
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: run their business more ethically than I'm right for that,

769
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: and I think that's where most most things should be

770
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: trending in. But this doesn't feel like they're trying to

771
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: be like, we're being more ethical. They're just being like,

772
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: you know all those logos that are on the things

773
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: that you buy at the health food stores that have

774
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: been taking our business, well, now that's on our stuff too.

775
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: Now so you can come back and we can up

776
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,720
Speaker 1: charge five dollars because it's organic. Give me the trash

777
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: and yes, yeah, this It feels like this is the

778
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 1: sort of thing that they should just have announced our

779
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: products are now organic and uh, you know, we don't

780
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 1: use slave labor, and that is just how we operate

781
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: from now on. But like offering a more expensive one

782
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: that tastes exactly the same and probably has no really

783
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: noticeable difference in terms of like how it's going to

784
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: affect your body is probably gonna lead to people fewer

785
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: people buying them. Uh, and then then being like, well,

786
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,240
Speaker 1: the market spoke, they don't care about the organic stuff,

787
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: and it's just like, no, just make your ship better

788
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: because but chocolate, right the thing, because I'll even compare it.

789
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: You know, we've had, you know, in the before times

790
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,479
Speaker 1: we would get sometimes we would get those Justin's, those

791
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: organic versions of this ship. You've seen that brand, right, yeah,

792
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so there's the Justin's version and it is fine.

793
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, like the peanut

794
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: butter cup is a very distinct flavor in its Reese's

795
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: and it's fake and it's bullshit, and that's what I'm

796
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: here for. So that's why I'm just like, because the

797
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,399
Speaker 1: way they're trying to position themselves, like okay, look their

798
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: organic peanut butter cup. It'll be a dollar ninety nine,

799
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 1: which is twice the price of the regular ones, but

800
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: now hear me out thirty cents or twenty cents less

801
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: than a Justine's organic ones, so you know, pick your poison.

802
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: M h. And yes please news Uh they did roll

803
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: out some Recy's big cups with pretzel pieces in them. Um,

804
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: and I am three big cups deep into the pretzel

805
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: stuffed big cup life and life is good, it is.

806
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,440
Speaker 1: I haven't seen those how big? Like how big is

807
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: big cup? Big? Have you had a big h? It's

808
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: like probably twice as deep and a little bit wider. Yeah,

809
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: it's you steel foolish for trying to one bite that thing. Yeah, yeah,

810
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: which is which I still knew. Yeah I still do.

811
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: But so the thing that the pretzels bring a little

812
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: extra crunch uh and a little extra salt, and it

813
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: is I am intrigued because I like the Eminem pretzel. Yeah,

814
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: those are so good. So I have to I'll have

815
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: to be looking for that now. If you knew me

816
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: in my early twenties, uh, you would know me as

817
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: the guy who always talks about how much Eminem's need

818
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 1: to have a pretzel variety. That was Max Ryan. Yeah,

819
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: I was like I was so whack uh that I

820
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: was just obsessed with that as like an invention somebody

821
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: needed to make. That's pre Twitter, Like that was, that's

822
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: pre Twitter And exactly when you go around with the

823
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: wild idea you have that you're like, it's kind of

824
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: that was like me when I was like, there needs

825
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: to be a game show called Ultiman where you test

826
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: all the skills of what a man should have quote

827
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: unquote like can you parallel park a big rig? Can

828
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: you fucking build some ship? And it's not just two

829
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: men or whatever? But like that was my mindset in

830
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: two thousand five. I'm screaming sweaty to everybody, like when's

831
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: it coming out? Like stupid? Uh, but yeah, the potato chips.

832
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: Have you had the potato chip? So that's the other

833
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: brought him back from her work. That's how I got him.

834
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: Now maybe she's maybe she stole them from someone who

835
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: got a promo box or something, But I've had the

836
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: chip one and I fucking is it crunch stay crunchy?

837
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: They stay Well, here's the thing, it's hard for it

838
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: to stay super duper crunchy, but it's definitely crunchy. Like

839
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: I guess the other thing is too, Like it's hard

840
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: to feel the crunch of a chip, because normally just

841
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: eating the chip by itself and you can hear it,

842
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: but like in the Reese's, it's already enveloped in the

843
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: peanut butter, so you're kind of you have to work

844
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: through the chocolate peanut butter then you get the crunch.

845
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: But the crunch is there as long as it's not BADBT. No,

846
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Speaker 1: it's not felt my Japanese speakers out there, Yeah, I

847
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Speaker 1: won't give you a your oshity bdbt no. Um, but yeah,

848
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Speaker 1: shout out to shout out to Reese's for messing around

849
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Speaker 1: with the format a little bit. Um. But they've done

850
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Speaker 1: a Reese's Oreo. They had to. That's a great question

851
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Speaker 1: because Oreo loves to. Yeah, they got a mint one,

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Speaker 1: they got lemon, they got uh, got carrot cake. Uh,

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Speaker 1: they've got s'mores. They didn't have something. Okay, there is

854
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 1: apparently a peanut butter Oreo, and I guess there was

855
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Speaker 1: a limited edition. I know this could be doctored, but

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Speaker 1: a peanut buttercup Oreo at at one point did come

857
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Speaker 1: out limited as limited dish. They have Lady Gaga flavored Oreos. Yeah, right,

858
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Speaker 1: if we have Lady Gaga, then we definitely should have

859
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: had Reese at this point. But yeah, it looks based

860
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Speaker 1: on the pictures. The cream was like half peanut butter,

861
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: half chocolate in the Oreo cookie part. I would eat

862
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: those so fast. I got a little thing on my

863
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Speaker 1: door last night from a Girl Scout and the cookies

864
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Speaker 1: are back, but they're not doing it at the stores.

865
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: You can go online or to leave this little flyer

866
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Speaker 1: and it's just a QR code so I can order

867
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Speaker 1: as much as I want without the awkward interaction or

868
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Speaker 1: the shame of going up to a little girl buying

869
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Speaker 1: a ship ton of cookies. I'm stoked. Oh and then

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Speaker 1: they get the credit. It's not like part right right,

871
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Speaker 1: That's what I was wondering. How do you do that? Yeah,

872
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Speaker 1: I didn't want to sell or like by directly from

873
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Speaker 1: the Girl Scouts that if a little girl can get

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Speaker 1: credit for it, because I'm assuming she hung it on

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Speaker 1: my door, make it rain, make it rain on going

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Speaker 1: door to door. I respect the hustle. Have you had

877
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Speaker 1: the speaking of s'mores? Have you had the s'mores Girl

878
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Speaker 1: Scout cookies? Yes, they're really like they chemically delicious, chemically delicious,

879
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: chemically delicious, and I don't like it's the lemon. Yeah,

880
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: lemon is like those Jack, didn't you wait? Are they

881
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: lemon sandwiches or they just lemon straight up lemon cookies.

882
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: I feel like party, like nine years ago, when you

883
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Speaker 1: put out a nice assortment of those might have been

884
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: lemon ore you though, because I think they were all

885
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: the new girl Scout cookies, because I feel like that's

886
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 1: I only had the new ones because you had him

887
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Speaker 1: there at that super Bowl party? Was that six? Those were?

888
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: Those were the days we saw the Timberlake Janet Jackson

889
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:23,760
Speaker 1: thing go down and the Super Bowl shuffle. We watched

890
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: that it all happened. Finally, let's just talk about the

891
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: Mortal Kombat trailer. I told the story of how when

892
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: I went and saw the original Mortal Kombat movie with

893
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: my friend in middle school. As we were leaving the theater,

894
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: this dad and his kid, who had been in the theater,

895
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: pulled up in front of us, rolled down their window

896
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: and screamed Mortal Kombat. And I was like so embarrassed

897
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: for them. Uh, but this trailer made me spend the

898
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: morning driving around my neighborhood shouting Mortal Kombat at random

899
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 1: pass But you need something Sucking Wild the Red Band trailer. Yeah,

900
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: straight up. You know Jack's has arms, His arms are

901
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: bionic because they got frozen off and blown off. That's

902
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: one of my favorite creative kill tropes is when something

903
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,400
Speaker 1: someone freeze as the human body part and then it

904
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: shatters like crystal. Even though that can't be what happens, right,

905
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: but maybe I don't know. Well you can't like liquid nitrogen, right,

906
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: liquid nitrogen? But then, like, would your bones also just

907
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: chatter as easily as your frozen Imagine everything would have

908
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 1: to get that cold right to get to that point,

909
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: because I remember I did a video back in the day.

910
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: We're like we were dipping ship in liquid nitrogen and

911
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:57,439
Speaker 1: breaking it and a lot of ship like yeah, yeah, yeah,

912
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 1: should have should have don't don't work around with it.

913
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Speaker 1: I don't know how I got it. They were behind

914
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: toys r us. I will put this vat of liquid

915
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 1: nitrogen away. I was just about to try that shut out.

916
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I'm trying to offload some of this ship,

917
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: so you want some on Twitter? No, I'm okay, I

918
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Speaker 1: am a I'm not a girly girl, but I've never

919
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: got into like the real Just sit back and let

920
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: your mind watch an action movie type of thing. But

921
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: I did watch the trailer this morning, and I just

922
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: got intense nostalgia for going to a pizza place and

923
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: playing the ship out of that game. Right it has

924
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: as great that's smell it, your hands stinking like tokens

925
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: that have been touched by ten thousand and Greece, and

926
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: then uh, fill in your soda cup with all the

927
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: different flavors of Oh yeah, I call that suicide or

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Speaker 1: swamp called it's suicide called god as Yeah, oh see,

929
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: I heard I did suicide, was what I heard on

930
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: the West coast. And then I remember going to like

931
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: somewhere in New England or somewhere on the East coast,

932
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: and kids called the swamp water. I like graveyard though

933
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:11,720
Speaker 1: graveyard fucking hits hit me a graveyard. It was the worst,

934
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: the fucking worst thing you could drink too, especially with

935
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: the orange soda in there, because it's just distinctly orange.

936
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: At the back, you got the dr pepper, then the

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00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: orange orange through the colors off it's either brown and

938
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: then you throw that orange in and now you're like, please,

939
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: just your your mom my mom, And my mom's like,

940
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: what are you do? Remember? She yelled at me once

941
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: for doing that ship because she was like, that's disgusting.

942
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: You just drink from that cup and you're hitting all

943
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,319
Speaker 1: the other things, like you got to think about other people.

944
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm sorry, that's so what Rick Carlisle,

945
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: the coach of the Dallas Mavericks, orders when he goes

946
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: to a restaurant. He yeah, like in his fifties and

947
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, give me a graveyard or a suicide

948
00:56:55,760 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 1: or whatever. He yeah, he's like a genius, like literally

949
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:07,240
Speaker 1: like a self taught like piano, like a concert pianist,

950
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: like makes clubs. Yeah, he's like the most interesting dude.

951
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was not my dad, but another basketball

952
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: coach I know once went out to dinner with him

953
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: and was like blown away that. He was like, yeah,

954
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 1: can I get a suicide the way he was like huh?

955
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: He was like yeah, it just mix all the difference

956
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 1: sprite coke would have for your friend here, I'll have

957
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: a Glenn Livitt rock exactly. I've never had the balls

958
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 1: to do that, and I kind of want to next. Yeah, yeah,

959
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: that's entergy. When the way when the restaurants open backed up, Baby,

960
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: that dude is galaxy Bran. I've done Shirley Temple. Oh yeah, fine,

961
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's standard. But hitting somebody with because

962
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: it's a weird request already, and it doesn't have a uniform,

963
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: Like there's not a ubiquitous term for it. Really, like

964
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: you can't just say it and everybody knows that have

965
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: to go through it. Be like graveyard. Is that is

966
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: that like a grayhound? No? No, no, no, no no

967
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: no no no, um, it's it's every soda you have

968
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: in the fountains together, light ice, light ice please? Is

969
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: that an alcohol drink? No? No, no no, just just

970
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: go down, that's what that's what it is. Yeah, but yeah,

971
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: the Mortal Kombat trailer just a gift factory of inventive violence.

972
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: At one point, sub zero uh make somebody like spout

973
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 1: blood and then takes that blood and freezes it into

974
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: a blood knife that he then uses. It's just as

975
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: wild lot of stuff. That's one I would want to

976
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,560
Speaker 1: see in theaters. That's something I don't want to watch

977
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, no, there's so many movies. It's weird

978
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: how I've instantly been like I can wait, even though

979
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,440
Speaker 1: I thought I couldn't. But I think it's because when

980
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm left with the buyin area of the theater experience,

981
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: or at home with my speakers not that tough as

982
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 1: they need to be. Yeah, I'll just I'll just throw

983
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: on some reruns or some ship. Yeah. I want that

984
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: blood knife, like four ft long, towering about how you

985
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 1: get exactly like I want to. I want to have

986
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: like a panic attack in the theater watching it because

987
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: like I haven't been out in so long, and then

988
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: the violence in the film is too intense and I

989
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: ate too many edibles and I'm just like, they gotta

990
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: stop the movie. I'm really excited to get back to

991
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: a movie theater. I think I'm gonna movie theater or

992
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: movie theater or a crowded restaurant movie theater. Damn. I

993
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: had a dream the other day of remember walking through

994
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: a restaurant and be like, oh, I think my friends

995
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: are in the back. Yeah, like walk through a crap

996
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, okay, so I'm having a

997
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: birthday party. I had a dream about just finding my

998
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: people at a restaurant and I was like, yeah, that's

999
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 1: just I like energy and people talking, the vibe of

1000
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: a crowded or just a busy restaurant not not a

1001
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: club I'm not a club person, but just like finding

1002
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: your seat at the bar and just seeing all the

1003
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: old regulars and just giving the side hugs totally not

1004
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: carrying their breath in your face. What a time. Um,

1005
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 1: all right, well, Caim, it has been such a pleasure

1006
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: as always having you. Where can people find you and

1007
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: follow you and see your wonderful art? I am the

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01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: red dot, so the underscore underscore red Dot. I'm on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Reddit,

1009
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Speaker 1: I'm all over the place, so you can find me.

1010
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: And is there a tweeter some of the work of

1011
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying. There was actually a tweet

1012
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: this morning that got me to crack up. It is

1013
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: from another comic artist, Rob Den Blecker. He's part of

1014
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: the Cyanide and Happiness guys, and he wrote, every day

1015
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Speaker 1: librarians wake up and choose silence. Uhles, people find you.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles

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Speaker 1: of Gray g r a y okay. Just in case

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Speaker 1: there was any confusing, I see some confusing out there.

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Speaker 1: And also the other podcast for twenty Day Fiance, where

1020
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: we're talking ninety day fiance, we're talking married at first sight.

1021
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes we're talking marrying millions. We go on tangents, but

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Speaker 1: it is what it is the tweets that I like,

1023
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,120
Speaker 1: Oh boy, and see I mustered up the emotional strength

1024
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: to go on Twitter for seven minutes this today to

1025
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: find some First one is from Emily Gorzenski. If you

1026
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: don't follow Emily, fantastic reporter on like just fascism. Uh

1027
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: and you know, just doing a lot of good work

1028
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: in that arena, especially since January the sixth and before that,

1029
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: but check out her page. But yes, this one, this

1030
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Speaker 1: one just kind of spoke to me as an old

1031
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 1: washed millennial A I am away messages were the highest

1032
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: form of social networking and it's been nothing but downhill

1033
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Speaker 1: from and I really that in like the status, your

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01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: status or your awayment, that was where you got, that's

1035
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:17,959
Speaker 1: where you differentiated and now just like screen height ship

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Speaker 1: so uh. That Another one is from CLB Thuggin at

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Speaker 1: d d V d j x X saying no shutdown,

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Speaker 1: no reparations, no student loan debt canceled, no two thousand

1039
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Speaker 1: dollar stimular checks. Just vibes my president. Uh. And then

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Speaker 1: one more from Abby go Vindon at abby guv tweeting

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Speaker 1: any TV writers interested in working on Emily Impais season two.

1042
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: One of our writers, Rush Limbaugh just died unexpectedly this morning,

1043
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:48,480
Speaker 1: so we're hiring. I love that ongoing bit that she's

1044
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: the creator of Emily in Paris. Uh. You can find

1045
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,920
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian Uh. Just like

1046
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Speaker 1: this tweet from Gay Delay He's had a rare misstep

1047
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: by Ted cruz Um. You can find us on Twitter

1048
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: at Daily Zeitgeist for at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.

1049
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 1: We have Facebook fan page and a website, Daily zichys

1050
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Speaker 1: dot com where we post our episodes on our foot

1051
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 1: notes where we link off to the information that we

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Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as the song

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Speaker 1: that we recommend that you go listen to Miles what

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Speaker 1: song we recommended keeping it, keeping it to the the

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Speaker 1: SoundCloud where the remixes are real loud and they get

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Speaker 1: your toe, just your sometimes your toe, nail my shoe off,

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Speaker 1: but we just shoot off your foot because he's beachol

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Speaker 1: so hard. So this is a remix City Girls. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I love him City Girls, Millionaire, but this

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Speaker 1: is the remix by Eternity. We did the shot Day

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Speaker 1: remix the other day. But this is a city girls,

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Speaker 1: and I mean he want to funk, but he gotta

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Speaker 1: be a millionaire. I mean I love that refrain and

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Speaker 1: you know, just just blow your car doors off with

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