Speaker 1: All right, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 2: We have a brand new second Date update for you,
Speaker 2: and in case you missed it, yesterday we talked about
Speaker 2: how we had a live awkward Tuesday up on our
Speaker 2: YouTube African Jeffrey and just some comments from it. I
Speaker 2: wanted to read dirty hairy Sicilian said, it's strange how
Speaker 2: your appearance exactly matches what I expected. Super strange, almost
Speaker 2: too strange. Wait a minute, stop looking at me like that. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm married, No, no, no, happily married. Back off great,
Speaker 2: Now I have to tell my wife about this.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: Wait, you look exactly how you imagine. I bet you
Speaker 1: are the hairyest, biggest guy ever. Your name is Harry Sicilian.
Speaker 4: So we'll look dirty, dirty.
Speaker 1: At each other's.
Speaker 2: Getting awkward and sorry for causing marriage problem. Yeah, warning
Speaker 2: to anybody else who goes and watches it. But for now,
Speaker 2: we got your brand new second date update right now.
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.
Speaker 1: You know you hear a lot of women say why
Speaker 1: are all the good men either taken, gay or dead?
Speaker 1: But we have one eligible guy who's apparently none of
Speaker 1: those things.
Speaker 4: Wait, he's not callin from beyond.
Speaker 1: No, he's just confused, not confused in that way, confused
Speaker 1: about why he's not getting a call back after his day.
Speaker 1: His name is Colin. Colin, can you confirm for us
Speaker 1: that you are not taken, gay or dead? Yes?
Speaker 3: I can't confirm, I think.
Speaker 4: More importantly, can you confirm you're one of the good ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the biggest struggle I think, so Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, Well we're gonna since you're such a good guy,
Speaker 1: we'll try to help you out here. Tell us about
Speaker 1: the woman that you went out with recently? What's her name? Page?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Page and Colin sound cute together. Is it like a
Speaker 5: couple's names?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet her?
Speaker 3: Tender? Actually, have people still do that one?
Speaker 4: We haven't heard about Tinder in a minute.
Speaker 5: You know, it's always been about hinge and bumble a
Speaker 5: lot lately.
Speaker 1: Well, that's where all the good guys are going now.
Speaker 4: It's like comfort circle, Jeff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing is it's so successful usually that they
Speaker 1: never have to ask for second dates. It just goes
Speaker 1: well immediately. But apparently not for you. Colin. Why what happened?
Speaker 3: It's a good question, That's why I need help. We
Speaker 3: had a great date. I mean we went to to
Speaker 3: place Mulligans. It's like kind of an Irish pub, kind
Speaker 3: of place.
Speaker 4: Good day for an Irish pub. Why did you choose there?
Speaker 4: Or maybe you did it? Maybe she did?
Speaker 3: No, I picked it. It has this great happy hour menu,
Speaker 3: so I thought it would be a cool, like kind
Speaker 3: of casual spot.
Speaker 1: Fish and chips. Yeah, is that what you guys had?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: We actually we just had like a happy hour pizza.
Speaker 3: We shared its first date.
Speaker 4: Let's hear about Page.
Speaker 1: Maybe because that was definitely a microwaved pizza. There there
Speaker 1: are They're really really tisty after you've had a few drinks.
Speaker 1: So what tell us? Tell us more about Page.
Speaker 3: She's really cute. She just like great hair, Like that's
Speaker 3: kind of why I liked her picture.
Speaker 1: Like, wow, you don't laugh at him? Jet No, Sure
Speaker 1: the hair was great.
Speaker 4: Anything about her personality?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well does personality even matter if you've got locks
Speaker 1: like Rapunzel? No, I don't care. I want to know
Speaker 1: about the date.
Speaker 3: No, it was fun, like we had a great time.
Speaker 3: I mean like I ordered drinks, word pizza, and then
Speaker 3: I kind of like settled up and then she said,
Speaker 3: you want to get another drink? And I was like yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: Like do you want I mean, maybe this is it.
Speaker 3: I was like, do you want to like get the
Speaker 3: second round? And she was like yeah sure, Oh oh.
Speaker 1: You asked You asked her to pay for the second
Speaker 1: round of drinks?
Speaker 4: Huh yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean she said she wanted to get in the
Speaker 3: second round, and I just said, okay, you want to
Speaker 3: get it. I mean I don't know. It was totally like,
Speaker 3: not not a thing in the moment at all, Like
Speaker 3: she was like totally cool with it.
Speaker 1: Okay, so she seems cool with it. But alexis, what
Speaker 1: do you think if a guy asked you to pay
Speaker 1: for the second round of drinks? How would you read it?
Speaker 2: If it's like naturally, But the way he said, he
Speaker 2: didn't make it a big deal. But the way he's
Speaker 2: telling us now, it feels like he made it a
Speaker 2: big deal.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Did she shift it all? Did her
Speaker 4: energy shifted all after that?
Speaker 3: No? I mean, like I said, she was, we were like,
Speaker 3: let's go somewhere else, and she was totally into that.
Speaker 3: I mean then she was there before me. So when
Speaker 3: we were kind of like getting up to leave, I
Speaker 3: said something to the effect of like I felt like
Speaker 3: you were going to be taller. I don't know that
Speaker 3: like made her angry, but it shouldn't seem to. I
Speaker 3: just I don't know. I'm trying to like I'm spitballing
Speaker 3: stuff here.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: It was like a joke, though, Bro, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Know as a short girl, I love giving tall girl
Speaker 4: energy out, so that would actually be a compliment to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you forgot. It was like, oh god, you're so short.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, I thought you'd be taller.
Speaker 3: That's all I said, I mean, and she was just
Speaker 3: like kind no, I mean, we kind of just laughed
Speaker 3: it off, and then we did go to another spot together,
Speaker 3: and we went to this place it's like on the
Speaker 3: arcade kind of oar.
Speaker 1: Did you request a stool for her to play the
Speaker 1: video games?
Speaker 5: Me?
Speaker 3: She's not that short. I just thought for her pictures
Speaker 3: she was going to be.
Speaker 1: I mean, it would have been a funny joke if
Speaker 1: you had like brought around like a little like child
Speaker 1: stool for her to stay.
Speaker 4: That is just now making.
Speaker 3: Should end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, can you see you over the bar to order?
Speaker 1: I think that's funny. But apparently it's good that you
Speaker 1: didn't do that.
Speaker 4: I give you a drive home, but I don't have
Speaker 4: a child booster in the back.
Speaker 1: A lot of traumas coming out. So how was it
Speaker 1: at the arcade?
Speaker 3: It was totally fine. I mean, we had a few
Speaker 3: more drinks which I paid for, We like played some games.
Speaker 3: It was totally cool. Then we were leaving. I walked
Speaker 3: her back to her car and then she's like, let
Speaker 3: me drive you back to where your car sparkes. And
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, sure, but I was going to go.
Speaker 3: I mean we kind of shared a little pizza for
Speaker 3: Happy Hour when I was still hungry. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go get a burrito, very still hungry,
Speaker 3: and she was like, no, but I'll take you. So
Speaker 3: I went. She took me. We like swung through. I
Speaker 3: got a burrito and she didn't get anything. No, I
Speaker 3: mean I asked her if she will and she was like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Well, if you just had a pizza like an hour ago,
Speaker 1: it is a little I mean it was.
Speaker 3: Like a small happy ear pizza that we shared.
Speaker 1: Okay, change, I feel a shift. Yeah, if you like someone,
Speaker 1: you'll order food even if you're not hungry, especially they're paying. Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's interesting though, like she is still adamant about driving you,
Speaker 5: so she still wants to be around you more like
Speaker 5: because that would be an easy out for her to
Speaker 5: be like peace, Yeah, you know, I thought so.
Speaker 3: And then we like kept talking and everything.
Speaker 4: I mean you mean like texting each other or no.
Speaker 3: I mean like we kept talking while she was driving
Speaker 3: me after I got the burrito, and then I did
Speaker 3: like leaning for a kiss. She kissed me back.
Speaker 1: Oh burrito kiss.
Speaker 4: I get it. Called it sounds like all great.
Speaker 1: Have you even tried to call her?
Speaker 3: I mean I texted her like later, like had a
Speaker 3: great time with you, you know, like let's do it again,
Speaker 3: and she was just kind of like yeah, okay, like
Speaker 3: me too or whatever. And then when I've tried to
Speaker 3: set something else up, she just hasn't even responded.
Speaker 1: Huh. Weird. It is weird, definitely, But there are two
Speaker 1: sides to every story. I mean, I wonder what she
Speaker 1: has to say about why she's not calling this good
Speaker 1: guy back.
Speaker 4: I don't know, feels so accusatory, Jeff, like he did
Speaker 4: something wrong. It could just be that she has a
Speaker 4: lot of options on Tinder Earth.
Speaker 1: I'm not accusing anybody. I just want to know what
Speaker 1: she has to say.
Speaker 4: You narrowed your eyes. I didn't take it that way.
Speaker 1: Okay, short Queen Jeff coming at me. Let's see what
Speaker 1: Page has to say if she even answers the phone
Speaker 1: when we come back and do your second date update
Speaker 1: Good Guy edition right after this hold.
Speaker 4: On Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: We already talked about the saying why are all the
Speaker 1: good guys either taken? Gay, or dead? But there's also
Speaker 1: the saying good guys always finish last?
Speaker 4: So which one is it?
Speaker 3: Jeff?
Speaker 5: Okay, are they all like happy and taken or are
Speaker 5: they all sad and loser?
Speaker 1: Exactly? The second one is definitely where our good guy
Speaker 1: Colin is feel right now. After he went on a
Speaker 1: what sounded like a pretty solid first date with a
Speaker 1: woman named Paige. They hit up an Irish pub, went
Speaker 1: to an arcade, got a burrito for him, not really
Speaker 1: for her. But there was even a kiss at the
Speaker 1: end of the night. So how is it possible this
Speaker 1: good guy is getting cold shouldered? Wow, Colin, if you
Speaker 1: had to guess the one thing that's holding Page back,
Speaker 1: what do you think it is?
Speaker 3: I don't know. If I was a guess, I'd probably
Speaker 3: say it's just the tender thing. There's just a lot
Speaker 3: of people on tender, like maybe she's just seen other people.
Speaker 3: I don't know the hookup app.
Speaker 1: I mean no, but they do have that saying why
Speaker 1: are all the good guys always on Tinder?
Speaker 5: You wouldn't be on Tinder if you were looking for
Speaker 5: no more than one day?
Speaker 4: No any defense.
Speaker 1: I've seen many girls. I have a whole bio that's
Speaker 1: like looking for love. Swipe left if you're here for
Speaker 1: a hook up. Maybe she wanted something else out of
Speaker 1: this date, Colin, and you didn't give it to her.
Speaker 5: I think that what Alexis is saying is she just
Speaker 5: wanted a hookup, you guys.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Oh and then she's done with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't get what she was after when she
Speaker 1: was on the date with you.
Speaker 3: Colin.
Speaker 5: You're not not a bad idea because she was adamant
Speaker 5: on driving him, and usually that's your first step into
Speaker 5: getting them back to your place.
Speaker 1: Yes, Colin, did you do like the kiss and walk away?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I mean we were in the car, We were in
Speaker 3: her car and we kiss. I mean I would have
Speaker 3: been down.
Speaker 4: You know, rita burrito that doesn't scream him down.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what the actual reason is. If she
Speaker 1: picks up the phone, we're gonna call it right now.
Speaker 1: Let's see how this goes. Here we go, Oh, hey, Page,
Speaker 1: this is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning Page.
Speaker 4: The whole show's here.
Speaker 1: Hey, well, what's up Page.
Speaker 3: Him?
Speaker 4: Glad you're a big listener.
Speaker 6: Sorry wait, wait what did you What did you say?
Speaker 1: We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey and we're
Speaker 1: calling you right now because there's a rumor going around
Speaker 1: that you're dating guys and then not calling them back afterwards.
Speaker 4: It's just a waiter. Put her on the defense immediately.
Speaker 4: That doesn't sound it's not a rumor.
Speaker 1: Well, there is a guy apparently that you're not calling back.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm so confused.
Speaker 6: What is this.
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of.
Speaker 1: Time when people aren't getting a call back after a date.
Speaker 1: We do this segment called second Date Update.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we are calling about a guy that you
Speaker 1: met on Tinder recently, a good guy named Colin.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my gosh. He asked you guys
Speaker 3: to call me.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, going back to that rumor I was talking about.
Speaker 1: Apparently you're not calling him back, okay, and so we
Speaker 1: just want to know from your perspective, like, how was
Speaker 1: the date for you, because we've heard his side of
Speaker 1: the story.
Speaker 6: Okay, can you just use.
Speaker 4: A word to describe it to start with?
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean it was whatever.
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 1: That's not the best word. Why do you say that?
Speaker 6: You know he's cute, But from the beginning the conversation
Speaker 6: wasn't really flowing. He actually brought up that he usually
Speaker 6: dates younger girls, which, like, number one, that's rude. Why
Speaker 6: would you say that on a date?
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, are you older than him or something?
Speaker 6: Maybe by like one year, but we're basically like the
Speaker 6: same age.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: And then he also like two number.
Speaker 6: Two, he asked me to cover a round of drinks,
Speaker 6: which is weird because he asked me out.
Speaker 1: We actually heard about this. He told us that he
Speaker 1: asked you to do that and he thought that you
Speaker 1: were cool with it.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I guess I was just like whatever
Speaker 6: with it. But my mantra is broke boys never win.
Speaker 1: So okay, okay, Well, that's.
Speaker 5: Something you say over and over again to like pump
Speaker 5: yourself up for lead a different type of legs.
Speaker 1: It's usually an uplifting sort of statement, not like a
Speaker 1: broke guys suck.
Speaker 4: But why do you think he's broke?
Speaker 5: I think that from the sounds of what he was saying,
Speaker 5: it was more like it was your turn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like he paid for drinks and it
Speaker 1: sounded like the pizza too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, don't you think? It just
Speaker 6: feels like if you ask someone out on date, you
Speaker 6: should be the one.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you saying it comes down to him asking you
Speaker 1: to cover the second round of drinks. That's why you're
Speaker 1: not calling him back.
Speaker 6: No, well, there was like there was more, you know.
Speaker 6: We we went to the arcade, which was okay, but
Speaker 6: he commented about my height at one point, King.
Speaker 3: I thought you had I thought you had.
Speaker 6: Model legs from your Tinder picture.
Speaker 4: Oh whoa, whoa that was his clothes model legs. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's like I'm short and my legs are something I'm
Speaker 6: insecure about. So it's like weird for him to be like,
Speaker 6: I thought you had model legs and basically saying it
Speaker 6: turns out you don't.
Speaker 1: Oh sad time.
Speaker 5: It's interesting because he's bringing up the same moments as
Speaker 5: you as like touch points on the date when we
Speaker 5: talked to him.
Speaker 4: But his versions are really different.
Speaker 1: So in a way, there's two sides to every story.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's insane.
Speaker 5: So we got the younger women, we got the pain
Speaker 5: for the second round, and we got the weird backhanded and.
Speaker 2: Him not being aware that he said all that stuff rude.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that even if all that was
Speaker 1: like not to your liking, he said, at the end
Speaker 1: of the date, you kissed him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we did kiss, but he also had just finished
Speaker 6: a huge burrito that he was eating in my car,
Speaker 6: and I was trying to kind of end the date.
Speaker 6: So I was like, okay, I'll just be nice and
Speaker 6: then he kisses me and like, no, lie, you guys,
Speaker 6: it was like kissing a dead body.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, why is that a turnoff? Exactly?
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 4: So it was just.
Speaker 5: There was no energy on his point or movement or
Speaker 5: anything like I don't.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like we're this guylander kiss like the Morgar thing.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 4: Well, Jeff did say all the good guys could be dead.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, a lot of points are working against Colin.
Speaker 5: Clearly, that's probably a hard thing to hear, but definitely
Speaker 5: kissing sucks.
Speaker 1: And he did hear that page because he's been on
Speaker 1: the other line at this phone call, listening waiting to talk.
Speaker 3: No, he's not.
Speaker 6: Do I have you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's already there, Colin, My.
Speaker 3: God, wow, ouch, that's that's pretty harshy.
Speaker 4: She didn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, Like you're you're actually saying that
Speaker 3: like you're mad that I asked you to buy the
Speaker 3: second round of drinks. I mean you wanted to get
Speaker 3: another drink.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna Okay, the kissing like a dead guy
Speaker 1: doesn't bother him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the kissing thing bothers me. Okay, that
Speaker 3: wasn't great, But like, I'm not a cheap skate. I
Speaker 3: paid for everything else. Like you're acting like I'm like
Speaker 3: broke guys finished last I'm not.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think that was the mantra. What was
Speaker 4: it again, page.
Speaker 6: Broke by never win?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's not broke, that's what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Colin, Sorry to like go out of order here, but
Speaker 1: do you want to defend your kissing?
Speaker 3: I mean there was like nothing going on. I mean,
Speaker 3: like kissing it was like kissing somebody on life support.
Speaker 3: Like she wasn't giving me anything.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, bad kisser just so much you called this.
Speaker 5: I think his feelings might be okay, y, yeah, hurt kissers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so many sayings mantras that are coming out.
Speaker 1: At least you got a kiss.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's like, why would you ever want your first kiss
Speaker 6: to be a kiss where you've got like half a
Speaker 6: huge burdo in your mouth with.
Speaker 1: A Lextra flavor on the kiss. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a terrible.
Speaker 3: Thing I offered you if you wanted some you said no.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is devolving, constrained in all the
Speaker 2: bad things, Like I don't even know if there is
Speaker 2: a good Sure, he.
Speaker 4: Was cute, that's it.
Speaker 1: Remember the dating site where they met, where honest love
Speaker 1: happens every single time.
Speaker 4: It's like a.
Speaker 1: True romance happens here.
Speaker 3: I'm probably done with Tinder. Actually, if this is what
Speaker 3: it was going to be like it was just like
Speaker 3: girls like her, then I probably will never use that
Speaker 3: up again.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is not sounding good. It sounds like you
Speaker 1: two are on totally different pages right now. But you
Speaker 1: know what two pages make up?
Speaker 4: What's that?
Speaker 3: Jeff?
Speaker 4: A book and some pamphlet you some sort.
Speaker 1: Of reading the material that could get you through some
Speaker 1: portion of time. And I would love to pick up
Speaker 1: that pamphlet and read more of it as we send
Speaker 1: you out on a second date.
Speaker 6: I think he wants to go out with someone with
Speaker 6: model esque legs, So I'm not that that was kind
Speaker 6: of rude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what though, I do. I do want
Speaker 3: to go out with model.
Speaker 1: Okay, good luck, buddy. All Right, so you're rescinding your invite,
Speaker 1: and I guess that means there's not going to be
Speaker 1: a second date for Page and Colin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you would have had to pay for
Speaker 6: it because he's broke. Remember Brook and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 6: Morning Fun update.
Speaker 1: After that call ended, we got an email from Colin
Speaker 1: saying he wishes he was gay or dead after that experience.
Speaker 1: And he says, he says, if any of our listeners
Speaker 1: actually believe the accusations made against him that he kisses
Speaker 1: like a corpse, he is more than willing to defend
Speaker 1: that vigorously.
Speaker 5: Okay, So anyone who laughed at him he just wants
Speaker 5: to make out with, now, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That'll show him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The main point is he's still a fan of the
Speaker 1: show at the end of the day. So we got
Speaker 1: what we wanted out of this whole experience.
Speaker 5: But now he's going to go overboard and instead of
Speaker 5: having dead lips, he's going to be way overactive and
Speaker 5: callin my man. If you're still listening, there's a fine
Speaker 5: middle ground. You'll find it someday.
Speaker 1: Okay with that young model legged girlfriend that you've always wanted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, only that part may happen.
Speaker 1: You get a little bit of something, and we can
Speaker 1: help you get a little bit of So then if
Speaker 1: you need help in your dating life, reach out to
Speaker 1: the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back.
Speaker 1: Go check out all of our second dates. They're up
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