WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Corpse Kiss 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:01.000 All right, it's Wednesday. 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:03.160 We have a brand new second Date update for you, 0:00:03.960 --> 0:00:06.160 and in case you missed it, yesterday we talked about 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:08.600 how we had a live awkward Tuesday up on our 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:12.479 YouTube African Jeffrey and just some comments from it. I 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:17.680 wanted to read dirty hairy Sicilian said, it's strange how 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:22.400 your appearance exactly matches what I expected. Super strange, almost 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.759 too strange. Wait a minute, stop looking at me like that. Okay, 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:30.080 I'm married, No, no, no, happily married. Back off great, 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:31.720 Now I have to tell my wife about this. 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:33.000 Wait. 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:35.599 Wait, you look exactly how you imagine. I bet you 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.600 are the hairyest, biggest guy ever. Your name is Harry Sicilian. 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:42.600 So we'll look dirty, dirty. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:45.839 At each other's. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:48.680 Getting awkward and sorry for causing marriage problem. Yeah, warning 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.479 to anybody else who goes and watches it. But for now, 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.680 we got your brand new second date update right now. 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.640 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates. 0:00:56.840 --> 0:00:59.120 You know you hear a lot of women say why 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:02.400 are all the good men either taken, gay or dead? 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.200 But we have one eligible guy who's apparently none of 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:06.880 those things. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.520 Wait, he's not callin from beyond. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:13.560 No, he's just confused, not confused in that way, confused 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.960 about why he's not getting a call back after his day. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:20.640 His name is Colin. Colin, can you confirm for us 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:24.759 that you are not taken, gay or dead? Yes? 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:26.039 I can't confirm, I think. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:28.280 More importantly, can you confirm you're one of the good ones. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:33.080 Yeah, that's the biggest struggle I think, so Yeah. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.319 Yeah, Okay, Well we're gonna since you're such a good guy, 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.080 we'll try to help you out here. Tell us about 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.760 the woman that you went out with recently? What's her name? Page? 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:42.560 Oh? 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:44.720 Page and Colin sound cute together. Is it like a 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:45.639 couple's names? 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:46.200 You know? 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:47.119 Where'd you meet her? 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.320 Tender? Actually, have people still do that one? 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.160 We haven't heard about Tinder in a minute. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:55.560 You know, it's always been about hinge and bumble a 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:56.120 lot lately. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:57.800 Well, that's where all the good guys are going now. 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.840 It's like comfort circle, Jeff. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:04.000 Yeah. The thing is it's so successful usually that they 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.960 never have to ask for second dates. It just goes 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:11.080 well immediately. But apparently not for you. Colin. Why what happened? 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:16.360 It's a good question, That's why I need help. We 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.880 had a great date. I mean we went to to 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.200 place Mulligans. It's like kind of an Irish pub, kind 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:21.560 of place. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.040 Good day for an Irish pub. Why did you choose there? 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:25.720 Or maybe you did it? Maybe she did? 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.200 No, I picked it. It has this great happy hour menu, 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.079 so I thought it would be a cool, like kind 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.760 of casual spot. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.720 Fish and chips. Yeah, is that what you guys had? 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:36.480 No? 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.760 We actually we just had like a happy hour pizza. 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:45.040 We shared its first date. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.519 Let's hear about Page. 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:51.079 Maybe because that was definitely a microwaved pizza. There there 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.720 are They're really really tisty after you've had a few drinks. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:57.480 So what tell us? Tell us more about Page. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.560 She's really cute. She just like great hair, Like that's 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.200 kind of why I liked her picture. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:06.320 Like, wow, you don't laugh at him? Jet No, Sure 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.000 the hair was great. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.600 Anything about her personality? 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:13.840 Yeah? Well does personality even matter if you've got locks 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.640 like Rapunzel? No, I don't care. I want to know 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:17.200 about the date. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.000 No, it was fun, like we had a great time. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.240 I mean like I ordered drinks, word pizza, and then 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.320 I kind of like settled up and then she said, 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.400 you want to get another drink? And I was like yeah, sure, 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:28.360 Like do you want I mean, maybe this is it. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.640 I was like, do you want to like get the 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.040 second round? And she was like yeah sure, Oh oh. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:34.720 You asked You asked her to pay for the second 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:35.480 round of drinks? 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:36.800 Huh yeah. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.160 I mean she said she wanted to get in the 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:39.760 second round, and I just said, okay, you want to 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.240 get it. I mean I don't know. It was totally like, 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.280 not not a thing in the moment at all, Like 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.720 she was like totally cool with it. 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:50.000 Okay, so she seems cool with it. But alexis, what 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.200 do you think if a guy asked you to pay 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.040 for the second round of drinks? How would you read it? 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:55.840 If it's like naturally, But the way he said, he 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:57.160 didn't make it a big deal. But the way he's 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.680 telling us now, it feels like he made it a 0:03:58.680 --> 0:03:59.119 big deal. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.000 I don't know. Did she shift it all? Did her 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:03.320 energy shifted all after that? 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.200 No? I mean, like I said, she was, we were like, 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.720 let's go somewhere else, and she was totally into that. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.880 I mean then she was there before me. So when 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:13.640 we were kind of like getting up to leave, I 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:15.760 said something to the effect of like I felt like 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.280 you were going to be taller. I don't know that 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:21.000 like made her angry, but it shouldn't seem to. I 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.360 just I don't know. I'm trying to like I'm spitballing 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:23.840 stuff here. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:24.440 I'll tell you. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.520 It was like a joke, though, Bro, I wouldn't. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.279 Know as a short girl, I love giving tall girl 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.719 energy out, so that would actually be a compliment to me. 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.560 Okay, you forgot. It was like, oh god, you're so short. 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.320 Yeah, he said, I thought you'd be taller. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:42.680 That's all I said, I mean, and she was just 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.880 like kind no, I mean, we kind of just laughed 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.679 it off, and then we did go to another spot together, 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.000 and we went to this place it's like on the 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:50.920 arcade kind of oar. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.960 Did you request a stool for her to play the 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:54.680 video games? 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:56.320 Me? 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:58.320 She's not that short. I just thought for her pictures 0:04:58.360 --> 0:04:58.960 she was going to be. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.240 I mean, it would have been a funny joke if 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:03.400 you had like brought around like a little like child 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.520 stool for her to stay. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:06.960 That is just now making. 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:09.920 Should end. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:15.480 Yeah, Okay, can you see you over the bar to order? 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.720 I think that's funny. But apparently it's good that you 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:19.359 didn't do that. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:20.919 I give you a drive home, but I don't have 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.040 a child booster in the back. 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.200 A lot of traumas coming out. So how was it 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:28.920 at the arcade? 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.279 It was totally fine. I mean, we had a few 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:33.880 more drinks which I paid for, We like played some games. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:37.200 It was totally cool. Then we were leaving. I walked 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:41.200 her back to her car and then she's like, let 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.279 me drive you back to where your car sparkes. And 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.200 I was like, okay, sure, but I was going to go. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:47.320 I mean we kind of shared a little pizza for 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:48.640 Happy Hour when I was still hungry. I was like, 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.159 I'm going to go get a burrito, very still hungry, 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.680 and she was like, no, but I'll take you. So 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.080 I went. She took me. We like swung through. I 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:59.120 got a burrito and she didn't get anything. No, I 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.159 mean I asked her if she will and she was like, no, 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:02.560 I'm good. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.960 Well, if you just had a pizza like an hour ago, 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.200 it is a little I mean it was. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.159 Like a small happy ear pizza that we shared. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:13.000 Okay, change, I feel a shift. Yeah, if you like someone, 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:18.479 you'll order food even if you're not hungry, especially they're paying. Yeah. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:21.960 It's interesting though, like she is still adamant about driving you, 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.640 so she still wants to be around you more like 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:26.520 because that would be an easy out for her to 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.640 be like peace, Yeah, you know, I thought so. 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:31.200 And then we like kept talking and everything. 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.200 I mean you mean like texting each other or no. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.120 I mean like we kept talking while she was driving 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.000 me after I got the burrito, and then I did 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:40.880 like leaning for a kiss. She kissed me back. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:43.799 Oh burrito kiss. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:46.159 I get it. Called it sounds like all great. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:47.520 Have you even tried to call her? 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:49.680 I mean I texted her like later, like had a 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.040 great time with you, you know, like let's do it again, 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.719 and she was just kind of like yeah, okay, like 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.120 me too or whatever. And then when I've tried to 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.520 set something else up, she just hasn't even responded. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.640 Huh. Weird. It is weird, definitely, But there are two 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:06.520 sides to every story. I mean, I wonder what she 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:08.840 has to say about why she's not calling this good 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:09.400 guy back. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.360 I don't know, feels so accusatory, Jeff, like he did 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:13.960 something wrong. It could just be that she has a 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:15.520 lot of options on Tinder Earth. 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.040 I'm not accusing anybody. I just want to know what 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:18.320 she has to say. 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.920 You narrowed your eyes. I didn't take it that way. 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:27.760 Okay, short Queen Jeff coming at me. Let's see what 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.920 Page has to say if she even answers the phone 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.320 when we come back and do your second date update 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.679 Good Guy edition right after this hold. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.760 On Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update. 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.720 We already talked about the saying why are all the 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:46.080 good guys either taken? Gay, or dead? But there's also 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.880 the saying good guys always finish last? 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:50.640 So which one is it? 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:51.000 Jeff? 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.280 Okay, are they all like happy and taken or are 0:07:54.280 --> 0:07:55.600 they all sad and loser? 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.120 Exactly? The second one is definitely where our good guy 0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:01.680 Colin is feel right now. After he went on a 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.440 what sounded like a pretty solid first date with a 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.280 woman named Paige. They hit up an Irish pub, went 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.760 to an arcade, got a burrito for him, not really 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.840 for her. But there was even a kiss at the 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.360 end of the night. So how is it possible this 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:18.960 good guy is getting cold shouldered? Wow, Colin, if you 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.600 had to guess the one thing that's holding Page back, 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:22.400 what do you think it is? 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:24.840 I don't know. If I was a guess, I'd probably 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.960 say it's just the tender thing. There's just a lot 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.400 of people on tender, like maybe she's just seen other people. 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.320 I don't know the hookup app. 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:33.280 I mean no, but they do have that saying why 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.200 are all the good guys always on Tinder? 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.160 You wouldn't be on Tinder if you were looking for 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:39.679 no more than one day? 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:41.520 No any defense. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.800 I've seen many girls. I have a whole bio that's 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.920 like looking for love. Swipe left if you're here for 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:47.800 a hook up. Maybe she wanted something else out of 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.520 this date, Colin, and you didn't give it to her. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.600 I think that what Alexis is saying is she just 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:52.800 wanted a hookup, you guys. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:53.600 That's what I'm saying. 0:08:53.800 --> 0:08:55.560 Oh and then she's done with it. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.120 Yeah, she didn't get what she was after when she 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.200 was on the date with you. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:08:59.559 Colin. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:05.280 You're not not a bad idea because she was adamant 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:08.600 on driving him, and usually that's your first step into 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:09.920 getting them back to your place. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.880 Yes, Colin, did you do like the kiss and walk away? 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:13.640 No? 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:15.400 I mean we were in the car, We were in 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.760 her car and we kiss. I mean I would have 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:18.160 been down. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.440 You know, rita burrito that doesn't scream him down. 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.200 Well, let's see what the actual reason is. If she 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.040 picks up the phone, we're gonna call it right now. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:39.040 Let's see how this goes. Here we go, Oh, hey, Page, 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.160 this is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:42.439 in the morning Page. 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:43.240 The whole show's here. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.480 Hey, well, what's up Page. 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:48.040 Him? 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:49.120 Glad you're a big listener. 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.720 Sorry wait, wait what did you What did you say? 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.360 We're a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey and we're 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:59.520 calling you right now because there's a rumor going around 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:04.280 that you're dating guys and then not calling them back afterwards. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:08.840 It's just a waiter. Put her on the defense immediately. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:10.560 That doesn't sound it's not a rumor. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.160 Well, there is a guy apparently that you're not calling back. 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:15.320 I'm so sorry. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:16.200 I'm so confused. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:16.559 What is this. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:17.719 I don't have a lot of. 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:20.319 Time when people aren't getting a call back after a date. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:22.400 We do this segment called second Date Update. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:24.479 Oh my gosh. 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.839 Yeah, so we are calling about a guy that you 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:33.000 met on Tinder recently, a good guy named Colin. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:40.160 Oh my god, Oh my gosh. He asked you guys 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:40.680 to call me. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.760 Well, yeah, going back to that rumor I was talking about. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:48.720 Apparently you're not calling him back, okay, and so we 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.679 just want to know from your perspective, like, how was 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.880 the date for you, because we've heard his side of 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.480 the story. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.120 Okay, can you just use. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:00.679 A word to describe it to start with? 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.000 Sure, I mean it was whatever. 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:05.959 I guess. 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:11.040 That's not the best word. Why do you say that? 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.679 You know he's cute, But from the beginning the conversation 0:11:15.880 --> 0:11:20.200 wasn't really flowing. He actually brought up that he usually 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:24.240 dates younger girls, which, like, number one, that's rude. Why 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:25.600 would you say that on a date? 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.600 Yeah, wait, are you older than him or something? 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:32.840 Maybe by like one year, but we're basically like the 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:33.439 same age. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:34.000 Okay. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.800 And then he also like two number. 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:39.360 Two, he asked me to cover a round of drinks, 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.600 which is weird because he asked me out. 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:44.040 We actually heard about this. He told us that he 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:46.040 asked you to do that and he thought that you 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:46.800 were cool with it. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.520 Well, I mean, I guess I was just like whatever 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:54.319 with it. But my mantra is broke boys never win. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.080 So okay, okay, Well, that's. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.679 Something you say over and over again to like pump 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.120 yourself up for lead a different type of legs. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:08.079 It's usually an uplifting sort of statement, not like a 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:09.320 broke guys suck. 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:10.880 But why do you think he's broke? 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:13.160 I think that from the sounds of what he was saying, 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.600 it was more like it was your turn. 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.800 Yeah, it was like he paid for drinks and it 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:18.080 sounded like the pizza too. 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:18.920 Yeah. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:21.480 I don't know. I mean, don't you think? It just 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.920 feels like if you ask someone out on date, you 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:24.640 should be the one. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:27.360 Sorry, you saying it comes down to him asking you 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.880 to cover the second round of drinks. That's why you're 0:12:29.880 --> 0:12:30.600 not calling him back. 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:33.440 No, well, there was like there was more, you know. 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.640 We we went to the arcade, which was okay, but 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:40.239 he commented about my height at one point, King. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:41.840 I thought you had I thought you had. 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.600 Model legs from your Tinder picture. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:47.080 Oh whoa, whoa that was his clothes model legs. Yeah. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.760 It's like I'm short and my legs are something I'm 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.400 insecure about. So it's like weird for him to be like, 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.319 I thought you had model legs and basically saying it 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.280 turns out you don't. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.760 Oh sad time. 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.720 It's interesting because he's bringing up the same moments as 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.920 you as like touch points on the date when we 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:06.480 talked to him. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.040 But his versions are really different. 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.840 So in a way, there's two sides to every story. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.280 Yeah, yeah, that's insane. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:17.400 So we got the younger women, we got the pain 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.880 for the second round, and we got the weird backhanded and. 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:21.840 Him not being aware that he said all that stuff rude. 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:24.400 But the thing is that even if all that was 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.760 like not to your liking, he said, at the end 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:28.080 of the date, you kissed him. 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:33.000 Yeah, we did kiss, but he also had just finished 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.120 a huge burrito that he was eating in my car, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.600 and I was trying to kind of end the date. 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.920 So I was like, okay, I'll just be nice and 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.560 then he kisses me and like, no, lie, you guys, 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.320 it was like kissing a dead body. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.440 Like, oh, why is that a turnoff? Exactly? 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:51.120 Oh god. 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:52.080 So it was just. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:55.920 There was no energy on his point or movement or 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.120 anything like I don't. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:00.280 Yeah, like we're this guylander kiss like the Morgar thing. 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:01.000 I don't get it. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:04.280 Well, Jeff did say all the good guys could be dead. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:10.000 Okay, Well, a lot of points are working against Colin. 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:13.120 Clearly, that's probably a hard thing to hear, but definitely 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:14.680 kissing sucks. 0:14:14.720 --> 0:14:17.080 And he did hear that page because he's been on 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:20.160 the other line at this phone call, listening waiting to talk. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:22.320 No, he's not. 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:23.680 Do I have you? 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.040 Yeah, he's already there, Colin, My. 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:31.000 God, wow, ouch, that's that's pretty harshy. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:31.480 She didn't know. 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:36.400 Yeah, I don't know, Like you're you're actually saying that 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.840 like you're mad that I asked you to buy the 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.360 second round of drinks. I mean you wanted to get 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:40.960 another drink. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:45.680 We're just gonna Okay, the kissing like a dead guy 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:46.520 doesn't bother him. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.280 Yeah, I mean the kissing thing bothers me. Okay, that 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.520 wasn't great, But like, I'm not a cheap skate. I 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:54.080 paid for everything else. Like you're acting like I'm like 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:56.080 broke guys finished last I'm not. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.040 No, I don't think that was the mantra. What was 0:14:58.040 --> 0:14:59.640 it again, page. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:00.520 Broke by never win? 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.640 Yeah, and he's not broke, that's what he's saying. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.040 Colin, Sorry to like go out of order here, but 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:07.640 do you want to defend your kissing? 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.400 I mean there was like nothing going on. I mean, 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.760 like kissing it was like kissing somebody on life support. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:14.000 Like she wasn't giving me anything. 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:19.720 Oh my god, bad kisser just so much you called this. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:24.240 I think his feelings might be okay, y, yeah, hurt kissers. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:29.720 Yeah, there's so many sayings mantras that are coming out. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.080 At least you got a kiss. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:31.880 I don't know. 0:15:32.120 --> 0:15:34.480 It's like, why would you ever want your first kiss 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:36.440 to be a kiss where you've got like half a 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.480 huge burdo in your mouth with. 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.200 A Lextra flavor on the kiss. I don't think it's 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:42.080 a terrible. 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:45.080 Thing I offered you if you wanted some you said no. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.480 I feel like this is devolving, constrained in all the 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.600 bad things, Like I don't even know if there is 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:52.920 a good Sure, he. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.480 Was cute, that's it. 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.840 Remember the dating site where they met, where honest love 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.480 happens every single time. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:03.840 It's like a. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.200 True romance happens here. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.520 I'm probably done with Tinder. Actually, if this is what 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:07.760 it was going to be like it was just like 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.080 girls like her, then I probably will never use that 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:10.640 up again. 0:16:12.360 --> 0:16:14.960 Wow, this is not sounding good. It sounds like you 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:18.200 two are on totally different pages right now. But you 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:19.880 know what two pages make up? 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:20.480 What's that? 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:20.960 Jeff? 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:25.600 A book and some pamphlet you some sort. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:27.840 Of reading the material that could get you through some 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.360 portion of time. And I would love to pick up 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.600 that pamphlet and read more of it as we send 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.320 you out on a second date. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.080