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Speaker 3: You all listen to or an official expert.

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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Sydney and Marie wait.

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Speaker 3: I said my name.

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Speaker 1: No, it's just Sydney thing. It's it's it's it should be.

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Speaker 1: I said, Sydney Sidney. I feel like you're saying the

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Speaker 1: same thing, Sydney should be. It's I hate you.

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Speaker 2: And you are listening to the Unofficial Expert where we

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Speaker 2: are smart as hell.

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Speaker 3: Yes we are.

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Speaker 1: We're experts in pretty much everything and anything.

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Speaker 2: We're experts at everything like your dad, you know, like

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Speaker 2: how to like not go to the dentists in time.

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Speaker 1: We're experts at everything.

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Speaker 3: So disrespectful to not pick up poop on So huh,

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Speaker 3: you're talking about people, dads.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, some people got some sex. He has dads, can

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Speaker 1: show me one, because I have not seen it.

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Speaker 2: That's because you don't know your dad, so you don't

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Speaker 2: see no other other dad.

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Speaker 1: Here is Marie being rude once again. But do you

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Speaker 1: know your father? Pama? Can you hear me?

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Speaker 3: Sidney's dad cannot? I can call my dad right now,

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Speaker 3: but he might pick up. Maybe how many times your

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Speaker 3: dad picks up? Like on the first run?

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Speaker 2: My dad he's old, so like it's not like he

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Speaker 2: like knows how to pick up, Like you know, he

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Speaker 2: has to get his glasses to see who's calling, and

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Speaker 2: then he has to like he's looking at the phone.

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Speaker 2: He's like holding it away from his faith. And you

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Speaker 2: don't know him, okay, but he might probably pick up.

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Speaker 2: He sends me one text a year. He texted me

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Speaker 2: on my birthday every year?

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Speaker 1: What is he saying? Happy birthday, princess?

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Speaker 2: He texts me on my birth But if I scroll up,

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Speaker 2: it's like every Siptember twenty third, that's the whole combo.

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Speaker 1: Second, it's the twenty third. You don't even know me?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't, Sydney. What were you an expert in

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Speaker 3: this week?

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Speaker 1: This week?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert in like curving text messages? What

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Speaker 3: that means just not answering them for hours, maybe a

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Speaker 3: day or two, just we're busy trying to see just

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Speaker 3: trying to just let them sit. You know, you're trying

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Speaker 3: to look busy.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I be busy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I bees in these streets.

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Speaker 1: Do you do these? Kayes kales say it in Spanish.

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Speaker 3: I don't speak that, no, hobbler less Spanish. I'd be

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Speaker 3: in these streets though, and I was busy, but I

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Speaker 3: usually right back right away.

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Speaker 1: And I'm trying to get it out of that habit.

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Speaker 2: Because you look desperate, that's right. You got to wait.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't even respond there people stilly over it.

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Speaker 2: Text for me from two thousand and six. Uh, they're

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Speaker 2: still way in for me to respond.

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Speaker 1: So and how do you do that? Maybe you're the

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Speaker 1: expert at doing that.

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Speaker 2: I'm an expert at like no, this is what Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm good at seeming busier than I am. You know,

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Speaker 2: I'm playing that text game. You text me, I put

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Speaker 2: the phone down, walk away, come back.

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Speaker 1: I do that. I do that.

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Speaker 3: But the problem is is that I'll do that and

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Speaker 3: then I might text you and then I see that

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Speaker 3: you're on Instagram, like I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, yes you. I'll see that you.

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Speaker 3: Have commented on something on Facebook, and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 3: so I text this bitch, she can't text me back.

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Speaker 1: I know that she's.

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Speaker 2: Looking okay, but I feel like we've discussed this already

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Speaker 2: when you text me, if you just text me hey

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Speaker 2: or hi, I'm not gonna respond duh, because you could

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Speaker 2: have just said, Hey, Mary, what's up? Or hay Marie,

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Speaker 2: do you want to go get some shorts at H

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Speaker 2: and M or hay Marie, I got cocaine at the crib,

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Speaker 2: Like you don't hit me with a hay and then

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Speaker 2: I hae you with a hay.

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Speaker 1: Starting a conversation.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So you say hey, and then I say hey,

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Speaker 3: and then you say what's up? Then I say what's up?

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Speaker 1: And then you're like.

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Speaker 3: And then E texting you like I got cocaine at

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Speaker 3: the crib, And I'm like, well, I could have already been,

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Speaker 3: you know, on the trend. I'm trying to do my

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Speaker 3: best at ignoring text messages. So what I do is

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Speaker 3: I just think everybody is an ex. So I'll just

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Speaker 3: sit and stare at the text message, but I won't

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Speaker 2: It sounds it just comes back to you, not sadly,

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Speaker 2: you that busy. It sounds like you're just looking at

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Speaker 2: the phone and waiting for the time to Okay, how

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Speaker 2: about you ignore a snapchat about.

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Speaker 3: I was doing that too. I would ignore a snaptat.

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Speaker 2: You know what I used to be really good at

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Speaker 2: is like somebody like if somebody like a dude and

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Speaker 2: but like not really speak to him, like I will

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Speaker 2: call him and then like put the phone in my

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Speaker 2: purse and then let him just listen to all the

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Speaker 2: fun I was having.

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Speaker 1: That is awful. That's how you end up dead. No,

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Speaker 1: that was me, Like that was a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: That was like two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 3: Because it was your pocket or your bag, I would

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Speaker 3: just I would leave it on the table because if

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Speaker 3: it was in your pocket, then it would sound like

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Speaker 3: you're having sex. Because I've had a lot of people

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Speaker 3: butt down me and I'm like, during I didn't know,

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Speaker 3: but then walking like maybe around the house, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: it sounds like they funk in there.

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Speaker 2: Somebody called me once while they were having sex and

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Speaker 2: left a voicemail on my phone of them banging. So

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Speaker 2: she's an expert at not locking her phone properly. There, Taos,

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 3: We had a good good week. Wait, you didn't even

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Speaker 3: know what I was an expert it. You didn't even

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Speaker 3: let me talk about my expertise.

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Speaker 1: Nobody cares. Where were you an expert in?

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Speaker 2: I don't remember now, see I don't even remember what

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Speaker 2: I had prepared for the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh you were at the gym.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I was an expert at curving dudes at the

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Speaker 2: gym in bike short.

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Speaker 1: How do you do that?

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Speaker 3: Because they're a bit aggressive at times?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's what these dudes at the gym.

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Speaker 3: They'd be ah, they'd be super uh what's the word.

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Speaker 1: They're very obvious when they're you.

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Speaker 2: When they're doing just their upper body workouts, nobody's legs

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Speaker 2: or toned.

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Speaker 3: You can tell by the calves that they doing absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 2: I was doing something. This guy came out to me

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Speaker 2: and was like, oh, can I work out with you?

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, you can't. And then they want

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Speaker 1: to come home and show you about form and You're like,

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Speaker 1: you have no form. He was like, the way that

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to do this chest press is just to

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Speaker 3: I was like, if you don't back up, adwing and

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Speaker 3: the lumme get out of here, klumbing.

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Speaker 1: And then when I was getting ready to leave.

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Speaker 3: He was like, that's it. I was like, I've been

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Speaker 3: here for an hour, Okay, I gotta go. I got

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Speaker 3: things to do. And he was like, you wouldn't even

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Speaker 3: just that's it, just an hour. You know what the

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Speaker 3: problem with the gym is is that people usually come there,

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Speaker 3: and they come there on the regular, so if you

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Speaker 3: curve them, they're gonna see you again and it's awkward.

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Speaker 3: So how do you do it without having any problem?

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Speaker 2: I'm really good at looking through people, Like sometimes a

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Speaker 2: dude will sit in your face and wait for you

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Speaker 2: to look at him, and I will look at everything

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Speaker 2: except him, like I look around him. I'll look at

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Speaker 2: his forehead and he'll try to jump up to catch

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Speaker 2: my eyes and I will look at his like shoulders,

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Speaker 2: like I'm very good at not making eye contact.

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Speaker 1: I My problem is that I make a lot of

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Speaker 1: eye contact.

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Speaker 3: That's if you don't know how to navigate society. I

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Speaker 3: look at I look because people are just wild in

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Speaker 3: the gym, Like this guy was wearing knee on gloves

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Speaker 3: but there was no fingers.

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Speaker 1: It was like finger little. It was so he wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Sydney don't love them let's start the podcast, because I

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Speaker 3: see where you going, and you go the wrong way.

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Speaker 3: He had no clues fingers, but where his fingers gold

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Speaker 3: at the gym, no ways be chilled.

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Speaker 2: So Sidney is an expert at not knowing nothing at

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Speaker 2: the do gym city is the way, using all the

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Speaker 2: machines backwards and getting ready to hurt you hurt her.

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Speaker 3: Sound I do them right, okay, and I use hand sanitizer,

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Speaker 3: use the chest press backwards.

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Speaker 1: She's like, this is for your shoulder blades.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Sydney, it's always leg d win the gym for me,

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Speaker 3: because you'll be on that treadmill for three hours watching

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Speaker 3: Kelly and Michael or Kelly and Regis or whatever.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Sydney, you're really smart at what you did this week. Yes,

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Speaker 2: not at all smart about what I did this week.

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Speaker 2: And I'm pretty smart at both. So I'm doing really

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Speaker 2: well and.

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited for this guest. It's actually a family

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Speaker 3: member of yours.

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Speaker 1: So wild.

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Speaker 2: Today we have my brother here, My brother Hugues Boston

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Speaker 2: is here.

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Speaker 3: Damn it, I said his last names. Yeah, well we

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Speaker 3: would just assume that it's Foston.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, take you seeing the.

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Speaker 3: Hey and we call him friends.

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Speaker 4: I'm not calling him.

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Speaker 1: There will be no coming out of my mouth.

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Speaker 4: Hey, ug you said a pretty good though.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what up, niggah, that's that, nigga.

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Speaker 4: I feel that. That's how my god daughter's family says

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Speaker 4: my name. And they've known me for like two damn long.

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Speaker 4: They'd be like, You'll be like, yo, aren't you grazation?

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Speaker 1: How do you spell your name?

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Speaker 4: The name is spelled h U g u e s

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Speaker 4: no h between the G and the U.

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Speaker 1: Because people be like Hugh's uh.

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Speaker 4: I'll give them my name right, they'll know my name

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Speaker 4: is right, and they'll be like, Hughes. I'll be like,

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Speaker 4: did not us write it for you? And it gets

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Speaker 4: me kind of tight, But I'm like over it now.

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Speaker 4: I used to I used to hate it, but now

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Speaker 4: I'm just like, yo, just get the just get the check,

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Speaker 4: Just get the check right, Just get the name right

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Speaker 4: on the check, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, because they got to get that right because

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Speaker 1: you got to get paid, don't Well.

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Speaker 2: I deposit my money in the ATM so I don't

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Speaker 2: have to deal with the bank tellers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no direct deposit for you mean.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes, but you know, somebody, these checks be really little.

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Speaker 1: It's not even worth it.

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, just send the damn check MTV.

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Speaker 4: You know one time I actually had a check, a

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Speaker 3: Look at that.

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Speaker 1: You hear that plug, residual check.

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Speaker 3: Oh that that's right, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: He's an actatur act.

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Speaker 3: He's an actor. You got some stuff coming up.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about it, but really we want to

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Speaker 3: He is the white woman whispers, A white woman experts

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Speaker 3: when you say that it feels like your breath is hot,

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Speaker 2: Just I mean, I did just have a Chobani yogurt,

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Speaker 3: So let's talk about these white women a k a.

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Speaker 4: The black man's kryptonite. That's what they call.

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Speaker 1: Oh here we go.

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Speaker 3: Your brother is like he's so official with his white

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Speaker 2: My brother is like, you know how Ted Diggs wrote

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Speaker 3: My son is not black, he's mixed. And it was like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Nigga, they're not gonna be like, oh he's mixed, it's

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Speaker 3: They're gonna be like, no, he's black, and then he's

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Speaker 4: They're gonnahootim right in thea what's what's what's the name

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Speaker 1: It was like medicine like that that dude that was

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Speaker 3: But uh.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, why did you have to bring his

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Speaker 4: When to bring the mood down? I usually crossed the line.

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Speaker 1: But he is an habitual line crossing. You don't even

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Speaker 4: He didn't draw line the line. It's not there. You

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Speaker 1: You see terrible.

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Speaker 2: So you are our white woman expert today, what can

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Speaker 1: Miss?

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Speaker 3: When did you realize that you liked white girls?

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Speaker 4: I realized that I was addicted to the.

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Speaker 1: To the pink nips. Addicted to the pink nips. He's

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Speaker 1: saying that you're addicted to the pink nips. H.

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Speaker 4: I mean they taste nice. I'm pretty bad. I'm pretty bad.

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Speaker 4: When did I realize that? Man? It was early on

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Speaker 3: This is a this is an intervention. This is really

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Speaker 4: I think I was like in third grade, I've seen

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Speaker 3: And how is your grades? You were worried about that?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Just how many stars were you getting for a reason?

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Speaker 1: These stickers were on your workship?

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Speaker 4: For one, I didn't even pass like sequential two.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's always to.

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Speaker 4: Give me your account books because that ship is getting

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Speaker 3: So your first white girlfriend was, what hell were you? No?

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Speaker 4: I mean I discovered I discovered the white sugar when

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Speaker 1: You the Christopher Columbus and white women.

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Speaker 5: Now didn't land on us.

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Speaker 4: This is one small step for us and one giant

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Speaker 4: for the white lady.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna be the worst reviewed man we were

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Speaker 1: going to write in the Eggs woman. Is that Jared

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Speaker 1: Howard that you ter? Har that sounds like Blair Underwood?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So your first girlfriend was who?

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Speaker 4: My first crush? I mean I didn't have a girlfriend uh,

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Speaker 4: the name of Amanda. She will remain not that one,

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Speaker 4: not that when that came on later in life. That one,

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Speaker 4: She will remain nameless because I don't need her to be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So this girl, Amanda, I'm sure it's.

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah she was. She was real cute, real cute, white,

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Speaker 3: Probably all fell out by now, probably probably probably had

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Speaker 3: lice about three times. You know, she had she had

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Speaker 4: I can't forget polio.

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Speaker 3: She had the weekend sneak. That was a triple threat

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Speaker 3: to get to get me some of that.

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Speaker 1: Some of that.

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Speaker 4: I just was so griddle, and I was like, that'd

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Speaker 3: You were you were third grade.

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Speaker 4: No, he was saying, I've had I've had a wild

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Speaker 1: Okay, so who was your first So what happened with Manda?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Nothing?

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Speaker 1: She was cute, Yeah, nothing, happened because you were in

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Speaker 1: third grade. Yeah, you got you got your first girl.

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Speaker 4: Oh, my first girlfriend was a chick by the name

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Speaker 4: of hold on, let me go to my white lady Rolodex.

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Speaker 3: I can't even take this.

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Speaker 4: I think her name was uh, well, I might have

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Speaker 3: You were just a stalker. She maged somebody else.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I thought I saw you Bobby's locker.

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Speaker 3: I thought I told you to meet me my locker

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Speaker 3: on period.

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Speaker 4: Her name was Melissa.

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Speaker 1: Okay, another white woman named yeah, yeah, extra, I know

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Speaker 1: what black Melissa though she.

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Speaker 4: Probably speaks really good American standard.

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Speaker 1: Shut your man. Okay, So how old were you when

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Speaker 4: I was the seventh grade. Matter of fact, that.

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Speaker 3: Was pretty young.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that was your first kiss though, right, Yeah, that

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Speaker 4: was the first kiss.

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Speaker 1: I remember that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: She said I ate half of her face, the big black,

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Speaker 4: big lips. It was like it was like Darth Vader.

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Speaker 4: They couldn't handle.

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Speaker 3: Her ew seventh grade.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, seventh grade. She actually made me real conscious about

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Speaker 2: And yet he was like, I still want these thin

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Speaker 3: Siddy, do you ever vould you first kind of boyfriend

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Speaker 4: I was much older.

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Speaker 3: I was definitely in in high school. Okay, that's that's good, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: or or no, I was fourteen, which is ninth tenth grade.

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Speaker 3: I think so yeah, yeah, I think it's ninth grade.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you. Did you have anything you

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Speaker 1: wanted to ask about Melissa?

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's weird that she made you self conscious

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Speaker 3: about your lips and then you kept kidding, Yeah, she

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know she did it, but that's how you

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Speaker 4: Actually she did, she did, but they were definitely too small.

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Speaker 4: Later onated she was like like she was like, yo,

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Speaker 4: A couple of years ago, you told me my lips

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Speaker 3: In school they had, like you down.

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Speaker 4: I used to have like the ugliest smile because I

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Speaker 1: As I was like posing, I don't remember.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there's photos at the crib from you

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Speaker 1: You're showing all of your teeth.

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Speaker 4: What. Yeah, it was like I was like fifth fifth grade,

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Speaker 4: you know, that was in second seventh grade.

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Speaker 1: Yet, so when did you When did you find a

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Speaker 4: Fine, oh yesterday in college?

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Speaker 1: What eighteen years?

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Speaker 4: That's because the black sticks that I grew up with,

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Speaker 4: they really wasn't feeling me. Because let's talk.

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Speaker 3: Hold on, let's get to why weren't they feeling you?

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Speaker 4: That wasn't feeling at first?

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Speaker 3: What shoes were you wearing?

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Speaker 1: Where you had waterloos on?

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Speaker 3: Did you have a bear of water loos?

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Speaker 1: It was air water.

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Speaker 4: I grew up in a you know, my sister tell

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Speaker 4: And uh, you know, our parents really had a lot

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Speaker 3: We had to wear dress shoes with jeans, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: School. I wasn't even allowed to wear like pants as

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Speaker 2: First thing in school we had to wear like church clothes,

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Speaker 4: Heard up, and my parents would always fish for that compliment, like, Yo,

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Speaker 4: what they said about you? You used dressed today?

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Speaker 1: They did?

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Speaker 3: They say? Did they say anything about your hair? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It was a brown corduroy pant.

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Speaker 4: So cool, you know, so chicks wasn't the chicks that

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Speaker 4: I grew up with, the black chicks that around me,

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Speaker 1: They weren't. They were.

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Speaker 4: They were definitely looked for, Like they was definitely looking

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Speaker 4: with the oversize like you ever seen them dudes with

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it wasn't just about your clothes.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, I was a late bloomer too,

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Speaker 4: What do you mean label?

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Speaker 3: I don't understand guys who are late bloomers. Like late

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Speaker 3: bloomers sounds like you're are you gonna grow breasts or anything, like,

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Speaker 3: don't think that you're you're gonna be growing as your penis.

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Speaker 4: That's it. Well that's still growing. But oh god, it's over,

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Speaker 4: you know, popular city Latin like three, Oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, please put your I'm calling mummy if you pull your.

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Speaker 4: Dick out.

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Speaker 3: And then call nine to one, one one one.

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Speaker 1: This podcast is a mess.

450
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Speaker 2: So you never were interested in any black women in

451
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Speaker 2: school because they didn't like you.

452
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Speaker 1: No, I was so when did you How old were

453
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Speaker 1: you when you were found one? And you were like, Oh,

454
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Speaker 1: she's cute.

455
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Speaker 4: I love those braids. Actually she looked like Alicia in

456
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,520
Speaker 4: high school. High school, there was a couple of fly

457
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Speaker 4: black shorties.

458
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Speaker 1: I remember that, you remember them?

459
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Speaker 3: Some of them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there was a couple of a couple of babies

461
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Speaker 1: now and.

462
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 4: A couple of them trying to hit up the gram

463
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Speaker 4: now and I'm like, who are you?

464
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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because you're posting those pictures of you like

465
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Speaker 3: in some Calvin Klein thongs, bear skined rough.

466
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Speaker 1: I run in your damn to.

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Speaker 3: Like, what is going on?

468
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Speaker 1: What are these?

469
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Speaker 4: And the credit clean to me?

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Speaker 1: Your damn like, uh.

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Speaker 2: So, I don't know if you remember this, but I

472
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Speaker 2: sat next to you in Sequential one Man and you.

473
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Speaker 3: Has like model. He's like hashtag modeling on there too.

474
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Speaker 3: He's like hashtag and all this ship hashtag, black followers,

475
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Speaker 3: hashcheck bulge hashtag and you feeling your hashcheck Melissa, you

476
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Speaker 3: want to see my little Okay, so what did when?

477
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Speaker 1: Was the first black girlfriend?

478
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Speaker 4: H well, the first black girlfriend? Actually I met her

479
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 4: in church at Gold you know what I'm saying. Gold

480
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Speaker 4: was working in my life. He was like, Yo, we're

481
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Speaker 4: gonna bring you back to Africa.

482
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Speaker 3: Does she Afric?

483
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 4: No, she was just black. I guess she's African African

484
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Speaker 4: American babe, but.

485
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Speaker 1: I feel like she was like a watered down Jamaican probably.

486
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Speaker 3: What her name.

487
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Speaker 4: Her edges was weird, but she was listen.

488
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Speaker 3: It is hard.

489
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Speaker 4: Edges are rough, it is not I wanted to give

490
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Speaker 4: one of them throwback curling you hush your mouth.

491
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Speaker 3: Guy, as a woman who knows how hard edges are,

492
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Speaker 3: to one lay down and grow. It's not an easy thing,

493
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Speaker 3: So stop judging the edges.

494
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Speaker 4: Black girls scolding is real.

495
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Speaker 3: The edgeless Black Girls was real. I'm like, I see

496
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Speaker 3: you and Jemima press on and everything.

497
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Speaker 1: Shut up.

498
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Speaker 4: Put your trying to make me eat this mic. No,

499
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Speaker 4: I'm not.

500
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Speaker 3: Just make sure we get all of your ignorance.

501
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Speaker 1: This is enlightening.

502
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Speaker 2: Jin Jin was a little water down Jamaican girl. Uh

503
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Speaker 2: from church.

504
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Speaker 4: She's cool your school people, that was she was cool.

505
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Speaker 1: She was cool.

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Speaker 4: She was my first. I want to get getting in

507
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Speaker 4: with her sister too. She was light skinned.

508
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Speaker 1: That's what I did.

509
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Speaker 4: See I didn't. I didn't that.

510
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Speaker 1: What's that what you're saying?

511
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 3: I said, See, that's the problem with you dudes. You

512
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 3: could have just had one while you her sister to.

513
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 4: Pokemon gotta catch them all?

514
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Speaker 1: You don't have to. Did you just watch the cartoon?

515
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Speaker 3: And I got it?

516
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 4: You know, Pokemon go got anybody losing?

517
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Speaker 3: You're hitting all the notes right now. Can't we r

518
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Speaker 3: and be that up and catch him? You're so dumb.

519
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 3: Chris gotta gotta gotta catch him.

520
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Speaker 1: Okay, So Anthony Hamilton.

521
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Speaker 4: On it, I gotta catch her.

522
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Speaker 3: Ma put some mac and cheese on that.

523
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Speaker 1: Put some slavery on ith.

524
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Speaker 3: God jump, that's needs help. Listen, we need to get

525
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 3: to the bottom of Yes, So, as a black man

526
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Speaker 3: who dates white women regularly, so how do you approach

527
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Speaker 3: a white woman in these streets?

528
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Speaker 4: It's easy. I'm already black, so it's half done for me.

529
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Speaker 3: Okay, but what about the black the white women who

530
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 3: are like you get away Tyrone? Well, I don't think

531
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Speaker 3: anybody who says it. Who would He's You're good looking,

532
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 3: You're attractive for sure.

533
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 4: So what is like?

534
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Speaker 1: Okay, so how you how you spening getting too these

535
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Speaker 1: white women?

536
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Speaker 3: Like if Marie likes that, where I would look like

537
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Speaker 3: yeah and still I got a groove back.

538
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: I caught all my hair off. I would look like

539
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Speaker 1: my brother.

540
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

541
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Speaker 1: People say we look like fraternal twins all the time,

542
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Speaker 1: same kind of abs.

543
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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, game is real. But you know, how

544
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 4: I approach him is easy. You know, every every every woman,

545
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 4: the black, white, you know, Spanish, whatever, they like to

546
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Speaker 4: be complimented. You know, they like to know that that

547
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,640
Speaker 4: when they woke up and they put on whatever they

548
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Speaker 4: put on, and it was like, you know, I really

549
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 4: want to hear.

550
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Speaker 3: I really wish people could see Marie's face right now

551
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 3: because she's like looking at him like nigga, shut up.

552
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Speaker 1: No, But it's true. Women do like to be complimented.

553
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: But it's different.

554
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Speaker 2: Like some dudes will be like, hey, hey, that is

555
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 2: and then you're like, okay, that is fat, thank you.

556
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 1: But then other people just come over and like I

557
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: just want to save a great smile and then you're like.

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Speaker 3: Go away, cornball. Yeah, so how are you approaching these

559
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 3: wet women at Starbucks?

560
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 4: Well? How am I approaching these white women at Starbucks?

561
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 4: It's uh, you know, you just make eye contact with

562
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 4: him and then after that you just smile, you know.

563
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,160
Speaker 1: And you have all your teeth so that works.

564
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you bacon soda helps, you know what I mean.

565
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 4: So you smile, you know, you approach him real quick

566
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Speaker 4: and you just say hey, how are you you know, yeah,

567
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Speaker 4: and show you got like you know, I'm a guy

568
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Speaker 4: that likes to work out. So everybody likes to be

569
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Speaker 4: seen with somebody that is that looks good. You know,

570
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Speaker 4: they so your trophy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, but okay, everybody likes to be seen

572
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Speaker 1: with people who look good. You said, yeah, because I

573
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Speaker 1: feel like.

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Speaker 3: You like to also do a chubbier a heftier if

575
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Speaker 3: you will a white woman.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to call them chubby.

577
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Speaker 3: That's ittier.

578
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Speaker 1: I don't want to say any of that.

579
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Speaker 3: I just want to say the face you are very particular.

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Speaker 4: Chubb is cool. You know, you got it. You know

581
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 4: a little chub is cool. It's it's sexy, you know

582
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 4: what I mean. Once you compliment a woman or whatever

583
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 4: her body figures like, that's automatic. Fist pointing automatic, it's automatic.

584
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 4: It's automatic. You know, women every day they fight with

585
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 4: you know, the the system, the system of what you know,

586
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 4: this country kind of embts in their head, which is

587
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Speaker 4: what their view of beauty is.

588
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: And everything that you're saying could be real. But this

589
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 3: is coming out your mouth is like n.

590
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Speaker 4: What I'm saying. You know, you just got to pay

591
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Speaker 4: attention to whatever that woman's body.

592
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 2: So you go to this this woman and you're just like,

593
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 2: hey you shaped like a pair, or hey I see

594
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 2: that you shape like an apple, or hey you shop?

595
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 4: If I got the writing out amount of drinks and

596
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 4: me and she do too, then sometimes you aren't you

597
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 4: glad to see me?

598
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 1: You're okay, let's do a reenactment.

599
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be I don't know Melissa and let me

600
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 3: see what you give me, give me something.

601
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 4: Okay.

602
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are at a at a target, so

603
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you, looking at I'm looking at you.

604
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: But you know how they like look but they're like scared.

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Speaker 4: Okay, ready scene, Hey, how are you today? How are

606
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 4: you today? You're doing all right?

607
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: Is that realseh?

608
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean you want some.

609
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Speaker 3: What are those? Okay, We're have to pause here. You

610
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 3: buying people roseaning?

611
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 4: Heyst the acting checks be on points sometimes and I

612
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 4: can spend a little bit.

613
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 3: So wait, you get your check and you're immediately I'm

614
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 3: gonna go to the bai and buy somebody you drink exactly.

615
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 4: I go to the bar and I'm like, which white

616
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: ladies on my list?

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Speaker 2: I feel like we haven't gotten to the how you're

618
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 2: an expert at white women?

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Speaker 3: We just I want to know how how are they

620
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 3: different from black women?

621
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 4: Are easy to pick up, real easy to pick up.

622
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 4: They just want you to basically walk up to them

623
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 4: and grab them mentally and be like, listen, I'm here.

624
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Speaker 1: You said grab them mentally?

625
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,879
Speaker 3: Ye grab because you know you grab and like physically

626
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 3: in the cops girl coming.

627
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 4: Well sometimes well they used to grab us back in

628
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 4: the you know, slave fields when they when their husbands

629
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Speaker 4: was going. So it ain't get so.

630
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Speaker 3: Fake deep? Are fake deep with your Calvin climb thus.

631
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 4: Be getting real deep when of madness. But yeah, like

632
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 4: I said, you know, you just walk up to him.

633
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 4: You just be yourself. Make them laugh. Everybody likes to laugh.

634
00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.

635
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: A lot of women like women like funny guy and

636
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 3: I do you think they are laughing as you are

637
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 3: laughing with you?

638
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 4: Whichever one doesn't mad as long as I asked laughing

639
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 4: because I'm gonna use that the bag you later on. Okay,

640
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 4: all right, whether it be against me, but you really

641
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 4: ain't gonna laugh against me because I look like.

642
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: Is a mess. Okay. So I feel like I should

643
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: give you guys.

644
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 3: A little background on him. He's an actor, he works out,

645
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 3: he's very fit.

646
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: He looks like Marie. He like a guy.

647
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 3: So he if I had like a tiny bit like beard, stubble,

648
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 3: that's what I would probably still have more beard than him.

649
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: But he's very attractive coming in. He's a good looking guy.

650
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: When I first saw you, I was like, oh wow,

651
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: that's your brother.

652
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

653
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 1: He's a charismatic dude and then he started talking. I

654
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: was like, oh wow, Marie, that's your brother.

655
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 4: Damn me.

656
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: But he like so people meet him, he's very chasm.

657
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: They like him right away.

658
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: But your white friends love him. White people love they

659
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 3: want you right away, Sydney. They adore him.

660
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the word door full. They love him. How

661
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: many white women have you been with?

662
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 3: Girl?

663
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 1: We don't have enough time. It just gives us, just

664
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Speaker 1: gives us a ballpark.

665
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Speaker 4: At least forty.

666
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 3: That's it.

667
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: That's not we don't believe.

668
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 4: At least. I'm just saying at least forty.

669
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Speaker 1: That's I don't don't even put you in a major leagues.

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00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: I know you still, Yeah, that's like javenumb is this yeah.

671
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Speaker 4: Well you know some of them I don't talk about.

672
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: But we don't need to know there.

673
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Speaker 3: And he's trying to be modest right now. You know

674
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Speaker 3: how some dudes lie up.

675
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: He's like, it's forty, but.

676
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 4: It's really you know, I don't know how many white

677
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 4: women are listening right now, so you know, I'm not

678
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 4: trying to.

679
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 3: Over Probably they probably over the thirty when they are

680
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 3: the waterloos, they're don't.

681
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 4: Be looking at my Shit's like yo, damn so.

682
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: How many black girls have you been with?

683
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 4: I've been with a handful of black chicks.

684
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 3: He said, a handful. So that means one, like five, ten,

685
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 3: something like that, five or ten out of the forty.

686
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 4: No, that's forty is white like the water down white

687
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 4: list I gave you was forty.

688
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 3: The water the water down war. So who else on

689
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 3: the list? Because you haven't only been.

690
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: With fifty people? Because you be up? Yeah, he'd be gathering.

691
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 3: So wore the rest?

692
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 4: Some Spanish? Some Spanish Spanish girls, Oh man, man, a few?

693
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 4: A few? Good?

694
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 3: Like that means too?

695
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: Thus, so how many?

696
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 4: Actually just had to let go one because she was crazy?

697
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 3: See I don't like what men say crazy because the

698
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 3: way he say it, like, oh like crazy.

699
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:46,719
Speaker 4: Is brand new crazy.

700
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Why what did you do that was so insane?

701
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 4: You know?

702
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: Did she ship on your car because you don't have

703
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 1: a car.

704
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 4: She didn't. She didn't she has a car? You have?

705
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 3: You have a car?

706
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 4: A car?

707
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's why he'd be racking it up.

708
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. When I ain't got the bed,

709
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 4: I just got the back of my whil.

710
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 1: Do these white women be taking care of you? Are

711
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: paying bill?

712
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 4: Once? You once you let a woman know how good

713
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 4: life feels in a sack, she'll take care of you, okay.

714
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: So when you say out here, when you say take

715
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: care of what you mean she's paying your phone bill.

716
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 4: Buy me things. She don't got to pay the phone

717
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 4: bill because I make my own money. I'll pay my

718
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 4: own phone. But if you want to treat it, you

719
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 4: want to let you know. Okay, I pay my fellow.

720
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 4: A woman also likes to deal with a man that

721
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 4: knows can pay his own bills, like if can't you

722
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 4: pay my bills, Like, if you can't pay your bills,

723
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 4: she ain't gonna ask you to pay your These are facts.

724
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 2: If my friend was going out with this dude and

725
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: on the first date or after the first time they

726
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: went out, he was like, she really liked it. He

727
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 2: was like, Hey, I really want to be able to

728
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 2: take you out more, but like, I'm not really working

729
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 2: right now, so I can't afford it.

730
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: Oh I know this friend right, She's like, but.

731
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 3: I can't afford to take you out. And she was like,

732
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 3: to you better make it work. You better steal from

733
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 3: Peter to pay Paul and get us on a day

734
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 3: the Master or something ship steal.

735
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 4: From Peter to Papa so like, and white chicks like

736
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 4: that they want they deal with you know, they don't

737
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 4: want to deal with no dude that a black dude

738
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 4: that can't even pay his phone billing.

739
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 3: A This is a lot.

740
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: Hold on, I was on the train.

741
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 4: What type of white trash you're talking about? Because there's

742
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,719
Speaker 4: a lot of different types of white girls out there.

743
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: You got like, you got like the chicks that I

744
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 4: holler at, which they not gonna deal with. No. You know,

745
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: Baya's kids grow up.

746
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: Most of them are trying to get their green cards,

747
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 3: so oh no, then you're crossing over the other.

748
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 4: That's the European white girls.

749
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: It was just you didn't count those forty I didn't know.

750
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 4: He's like, you're talking about the American ones. That's the

751
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 4: that's the that's the crash that I not as different.

752
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 4: There's different white women. Tell me there's American, there's American Italian,

753
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 4: and then there's Italian Italian, they're Swedish and then there's

754
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 4: just pale.

755
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: And where do you fall? Where do you fall on

756
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: that scale?

757
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Where I fall? What?

758
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: Who know?

759
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 4: I'm an equal opportunity employer, you know what I'm saying

760
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 4: so like, I give the opportunity to all of them,

761
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Beat No, I'm measure not

762
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 4: black women too.

763
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,919
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, action for white women. He's

764
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: a dude from the movie.

765
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 3: It was like my brumples and sisters, we must unite.

766
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 2: And then the car pulls up and it's like a

767
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: jeep with no doors and he's like, marat here, back up.

768
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 4: Throw the Jordan's off, and then put the freaking flip flops,

769
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 4: both shoes and no socks. Yeah.

770
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 2: So what was the question that you just asked? And

771
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: you were asking how white women are different than black women?

772
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, how are they different?

773
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: Man's a world of differences. Okay, just give us, like

774
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 4: before I get thrown my ass out of.

775
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: Here, let's just tell me like five differences between white

776
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 2: women and black women.

777
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 3: Just be honest, Yeah for real, be honest and educated.

778
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 3: Don't be saying the damn ship won't.

779
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 4: Well, white women are very forward with their emotions.

780
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: That's wrong.

781
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Wait to wait a minute, because when you

782
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 3: say forward, you mean like they're very open about how

783
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: they feel, because about wanting hold on, hold on, hold on,

784
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 3: because when black women are forward with their emotions.

785
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: They're like, they got attitudes.

786
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: Not that they got attitudes. They're very upfront.

787
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: No, when black women are upfront, we got attitude.

788
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, delivery exactly, I'm already black. This is the delivery,

789
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. White women when they talk

790
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 4: to you, they talk to you from a real docile perspective,

791
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 4: and then after that, when black chicks talk to you,

792
00:35:52,440 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 4: it's more like.

793
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 3: I'll be like, yo, did you just reference that. Black

794
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 3: women sound like Pete Pablo some of.

795
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 4: Them do some of them? Do?

796
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 3: You? Are rude?

797
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 4: Not an energy? Be up energy in comparison.

798
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 3: To black mean, white women are forward their emotions, but

799
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 3: they docile.

800
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: So what does that mean?

801
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 3: That's a weird exactly.

802
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: That sounds like.

803
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 4: An because they'll tell you what it is that they

804
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 4: feel and then you ignore them sometimes because it helps

805
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 4: you stay on top. But at the same time, like

806
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 4: you know, they let you know what they feel. They

807
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 4: let you know what they feel, and they're like, listen,

808
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 4: I think we need to have a talk. And you're like, what,

809
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 4: I didn't like the way my best friend was looking

810
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 4: at you yesterday and you got a little too nice

811
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 4: with her, and babe, your mind so and you're like,

812
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 4: oh I whatever, cool.

813
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So white women are form over their emotions. What's

814
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 2: the number two difference between black women and white women?

815
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 4: Oh man, they rich don't taste the same.

816
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: They don't make rits.

817
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: Do black women even make rits anymore? Like I don't

818
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: know how, I don't.

819
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 4: Know how to make Okay. So the second difference I

820
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 4: would say is uh. The second difference I would say

821
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 4: is that they're willing to try a lot of things

822
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 4: in bed that black chicks don't really want to.

823
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a misconceptions.

824
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 4: There's some freaky black women out there.

825
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 3: Find them.

826
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: They're on a quick list.

827
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 4: And they also have aid that do you hear yourself?

828
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 3: You are full lish Listen, black women are willing to

829
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 3: do whatever when they're with somebody they love.

830
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: Okay, see, I don't need you.

831
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: And when you got.

832
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: Racks on exactly all all of these freaking second things

833
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: that I got to do. If I'm on a bed

834
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 3: of Benjamin's, yeah, we could do anal definitely.

835
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 4: Okay. White chicks be like, yo, babe, I don't want

836
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 4: my in my pussy today. I just wanted my ass.

837
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: And they'll do that on an airless air mattress.

838
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 4: No, they like to take a trip down the freaky

839
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 4: memory lane.

840
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 2: Let me Okay, So white women are freaky and black

841
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: women are frigid, is what you're saying.

842
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 4: No, not frigid. Black women are freaky too. Yes, but

843
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 4: it's like it's like you're giving me all these like

844
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 4: rules I gotta bide by. I'm butt ass naked the rules.

845
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you can't put it in my fucking ear?

846
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: No why not? Why not?

847
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: Maybe I like and I don't want seamen, I want to.

848
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 4: Maybe I just want to not all up in your

849
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 4: ear drone. No, No, I'm a freak like that.

850
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: No, No, that's disrespectful.

851
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 4: All right.

852
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 3: You are how your payment plan doing?

853
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 4: Like how you like?

854
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: How often? How regularly do you get paid all the time?

855
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: Sound like do you be waiting up? Do you be

856
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 1: waiting on some checks?

857
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 4: Oh? I wait on checks all the time, but they

858
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 4: come all the time. So it's like I don't mind.

859
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 3: Wait, they're not always on time, but they do be

860
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 3: coming on time.

861
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: But when they come, they right on, you know.

862
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 2: Okay, So just give me one one final difference between

863
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 2: white women and black women. So you said that white

864
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 2: women are more for with their emotions and they're more

865
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 2: open minded in bed.

866
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: What's the third thing?

867
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you?

868
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes? Is that like a big deal though?

869
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 4: Like why is it a big deal about sex? First

870
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 4: of all, it's all about sex. What people don't understand

871
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 4: is that life is literally is pro sex is procreating.

872
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: How many? How many kids?

873
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 3: You at?

874
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:39,920
Speaker 4: Because all that I know of I don't know. It

875
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 4: might be some little hugus is running around here and

876
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 4: be like you gotta hear something like that, you know,

877
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:52,720
Speaker 4: right after she got mommy on speed Poppy right, hello Poppy,

878
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 4: and white women can't cook with salt boom. Yeah, this

879
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 4: season and game is definitely different, that's for sure.

880
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: I feel like that's ground's determination, that's it.

881
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 3: That's it.

882
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 4: It happens like you don't got to cook for me, baby,

883
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 4: it's cool.

884
00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 3: Oh but men be left and right talking about oh

885
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 3: you need to cook for me, you need to.

886
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 4: Do this, you need to take it black tics, right,

887
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 4: because we know y'all know how to cook.

888
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 1: That's bullshit.

889
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 4: No, it's not bulls.

890
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 1: It is. It's a double standard.

891
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 4: It's not a double well, this world is built on

892
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 4: double standards.

893
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: Here we go.

894
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 3: You, I feel like you are the Tay Diggs Trump slash.

895
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,280
Speaker 4: I like that combo with a little bit of fifty blow.

896
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 3: You got like a little bit of blow and you

897
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 3: below because it's that earth tone.

898
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got it.

899
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: He's getting mustard. He's wearing a mustard phoenix. That's a

900
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 2: mustard point.

901
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 4: Let me give you the next.

902
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,919
Speaker 1: Uh No, we already got three from you. I feel

903
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: like everything, but I feel like those I feel like

904
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: those things have been said. Do you have anything new?

905
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 3: Is there some new discoveries about white what's different between

906
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 3: white women and black women?

907
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

908
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 3: How do you feel about talking to white women during

909
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 3: this time? Like Black lives matters? Like so many I

910
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 3: think it's great. I think it's great.

911
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: You think Black Lives Matter is great?

912
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, But like.

913
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 3: Talking to a one, like if you're dating somebody of

914
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 3: the opposite race or like a different race about what's

915
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 3: going on?

916
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: Do you enjoy it? Like do you feel like the

917
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: conversations make sense?

918
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you really get to see what they stand.

919
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: And how do most of them stand?

920
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 3: Well, uh, they don't.

921
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: They lay down in a bed with no salt in

922
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: the house.

923
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 4: I find that I find that, you know, whenever, like

924
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 4: election years coming around and stuff like that. Really people

925
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 4: people when you started dating white women, nah, they people

926
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 4: really show their colors or whatnot. Because everybody is so

927
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 4: gung ho about Oh I'm for this party or this party.

928
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 4: But the ones that I really go for, first of all,

929
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 4: I already know by their energy they're liberal, so they're

930
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 4: all about and I'm from New York obviously, so they're

931
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 4: all for like, you know, equal equality and you know stuff.

932
00:41:59,280 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: These women.

933
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 2: Okay, so yes, do date women women who are liberal

934
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 2: and open minded. Yes, they got to be. They dating

935
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: black dudes.

936
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 4: They've been destroyed by black Okay, let's one of what Okay,

937
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 4: speaking of destroying Starbucks is destroying the black neighborhoods in Brooklyn.

938
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: Now with their jovah jovah movakat lattes. Name maybe three

939
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: things that you feel like go hand in hand with

940
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 2: like white girls.

941
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: Besides Starbucks.

942
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, that's one that's in that's in the hood too.

943
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 3: They have a whole bunch of UG stores in Harlem

944
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 3: and Brooklyn.

945
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't know any ugstores in Brooklyn.

946
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 4: Vegan vegan word, vegan every word, girls like I'm going

947
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 4: to be vegan.

948
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 2: Okay, I know some black vegans but okay, and then

949
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 2: what's the third?

950
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 4: I feel like vegan. The word vegan and black people

951
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 4: don't really mix. No, it's weird. It's weird.

952
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: It doesn't pair, it doesn't appear well, it's not.

953
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 4: Like powdered milk.

954
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the third? What's the third thing that you

955
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:03,839
Speaker 1: feel like when you think, when you think, I just.

956
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 4: Like the way you both of y'all just said at

957
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 4: the same time.

958
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: Because we got chemistry.

959
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 3: Uh.

960
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 4: The third thing that describes white women.

961
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: Not even describe them, just like go hand in hand.

962
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 4: Go hand in hand.

963
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 3: I would say, is uh, dude, do you think it's

964
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 3: so hard about this?

965
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 4: Well, I'm trying to give you guys a good one,

966
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 4: a good one.

967
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: Can I do this one for you?

968
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 3: Bag Rice instant way instant Rice.

969
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 4: Oh?

970
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, I was, isn't Rice bagged? You

971
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: mean box Rice? I mean instant Rice. I mean who's

972
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: using instant Right?

973
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: Here we go, Melissa, here's one, uh un say Uncle

974
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 2: Ben's Rice, full House.

975
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 3: Hamburger Helper full No, I think that's an economical thing.

976
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 4: That's poor people. Full House. They love when Full House

977
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 4: came back on Netflix, like, oh my gosh, baby, you

978
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 4: want to sit down and watch Full of House. No,

979
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 4: I'm good.

980
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: No, that's terrible. What like a drink?

981
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 3: What's a drink?

982
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: That's what do they drink? What kind of You can't

983
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: say rose?

984
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 4: Oh, they'd be drinking like, uh, tonic? What's that? What's that?

985
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a like a guy from like.

986
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 4: They love that, they love that Tonic ship. I'll be like,

987
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 4: what the tonic? Just drink water.

988
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 3: The guys from UK love Gin and Tonics. I don't

989
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 3: like gen White people love Gin and Tonics.

990
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 2: They love Martiniz. It's a summer it's a summer drink.

991
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: They love Martine's. Okay you I feel like we're gonna

992
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 2: give you a quick queels. You want to test your

993
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: knowledge on all things white? Uh? Just so you know

994
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 2: that's we want to see how well you know the

995
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 2: woman that is white?

996
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: Are you ready?

997
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 4: Yeah?

998
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 3: She is not the word that we don't use the

999
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 3: words shoot here?

1000
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: Uh who is this?

1001
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's that actress? What's your name from?

1002
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: Dam?

1003
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 3: We don't know you don't know this one? Oh?

1004
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 4: No, I know her. I know her. I know what

1005
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 4: movie she was in. Yeah, she was like that movie

1006
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 4: with Ben Stiller.

1007
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: Ben Steeler. Is that right, Sidney, Yeah, that's right.

1008
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 4: That Yeah, she was in a movie.

1009
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,479
Speaker 1: Ben This is a blonde, white women woman with blue

1010
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: Actually she's actually brown cheeks.

1011
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 4: She's actually Spanish.

1012
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: Okay, of course you know what. Okay, but what's her name?

1013
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 4: Though?

1014
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you gotta don't get that one. You

1015
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: don't got that wrong? That what was her name? City Cameron?

1016
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,439
Speaker 4: You look at the last name.

1017
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: Do you know who that is?

1018
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 4: Oh? That's uh, yeah, Jennifer Lawrence.

1019
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: So wait, you know who that is, But you don't

1020
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: know who Cameron Diaz is.

1021
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 4: I know who Cameron Diaz. I just couldn't think about

1022
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,479
Speaker 4: it that that quick.

1023
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: You got Jenniferlawyence fast as hell. Who is this?

1024
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 4: I got her? I got her pictures too. Oh that's uh?

1025
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 4: What's her name? Y'all? Show me all these actresses? Ain't

1026
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 4: nobody about on the shits no more.

1027
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:03,399
Speaker 3: But there are more.

1028
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: Yes, that's correct, but they're legendary.

1029
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 4: They're like the onto, the next, on, Onto the next one.

1030
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 1: That's a top tier white one. Do you know who

1031
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: this white woman is?

1032
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 4: Some ugly white woman.

1033
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 3: Oh that's rude. She's the top supermodel in the world.

1034
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 3: Exactly did you just call her ugly.

1035
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 4: Her nose looks like a parakeets. Yeah, this is.

1036
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 3: Tom Hardy, Tom bradyrom Brady's wife. Oh that's cool, Giselle.

1037
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 3: She's not white, she's Brazilian. But we just wanted to

1038
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 3: see where you're yea.

1039
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: Her family is from Germany. I think they're Nazis that

1040
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 2: fled Germany something?

1041
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 4: Pretty sure?

1042
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: Pretty sure?

1043
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 3: Who is?

1044
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 4: Now?

1045
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 1: Now we know that you got what did you get

1046
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: two out of five white women? So maybe you just

1047
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 1: do them? Do you know who this is? This is

1048
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 1: a black woman?

1049
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 4: Oh? Man, Yeah, I don't know her name.

1050
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 1: Do you know what show or movie?

1051
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 3: Movie?

1052
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 4: She was hot in nineteen nineties, she was hot in

1053
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 4: the ninety she was she wasn't you on?

1054
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 3: Like?

1055
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:04,959
Speaker 4: No, that was a white movie.

1056
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: You got that one wrong.

1057
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 3: That was a lease nail was a leaset neil. Now

1058
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 3: here's another lady black woman?

1059
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: Who is this?

1060
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 4: Oh?

1061
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 3: I'm so glad that she can just she's what is that?

1062
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: She's a less she's beautiful, she's a list if you

1063
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 3: knows do.

1064
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: You know who this is?

1065
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 4: Oh? That's uh? She was in a players club, Yes, Lisa, yes,

1066
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,280
Speaker 4: I remember.

1067
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure you made her home safe.

1068
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,760
Speaker 4: She was flying.

1069
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: Damn Lisa, what make the money? Don't let the money

1070
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 1: make you. You got to use what you got to

1071
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:48,280
Speaker 1: get what you want.

1072
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 4: I forgot the last name is.

1073
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: Lisa, but you were you got it.

1074
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 2: We don't count that, okay. And then this is gonna

1075
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 2: be the last. Wait, okay, this is second to last.

1076
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 2: Do you know who that is?

1077
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 4: Oh man? That's Tasha No, but t is right. She

1078
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 4: was Martin Martin's Girlina.

1079
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:10,240
Speaker 3: Campbell.

1080
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: And then this is the last one. It's the last one.

1081
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: This is the last one. Who is that?

1082
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 4: Oh man?

1083
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 3: Did you just say?

1084
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh man?

1085
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I'm really gonna take it there.

1086
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 3: Take it whereon?

1087
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 4: Yes, if you didn't know what, I want to say it,

1088
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 4: because you know, whenever you know it's such an icon

1089
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 4: legend comes like that. It's just it's just terrible that

1090
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:34,760
Speaker 4: something happened.

1091
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 3: We just wanted to make sure it seems like you

1092
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 3: know black women better than you know white women.

1093
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 4: I told you I loved my black women.

1094
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: You did not tell us that at all? Did We

1095
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: didn't hear that.

1096
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 3: We just had a conversation with you last month about

1097
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 3: learned of the white women.

1098
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 4: That I'm an equal opportunity you're not you like me

1099
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 4: at the end of the day. If you like me, right,

1100
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 4: I'll rock with you. That's all.

1101
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: So do you like if you could say something to

1102
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 2: like the black women who used to laugh at you

1103
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 2: back in high school days, if you would say something

1104
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: to those raggedy uh, don't you dare those queens?

1105
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: If you say those raggedy ass queens today? What would

1106
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 1: you say? Bitch?

1107
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 3: Look at me?

1108
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: And then they're like, what are you doing?

1109
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm better than your man is, But are you though? Yeah?

1110
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 4: Much better?

1111
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: Are you sure about that?

1112
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 4: I'm sure because I'm not in jail. I'm making money.

1113
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 3: Is that Is that one of those things that you

1114
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 3: should be happy about I'm not in jail. No, No, you.

1115
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 4: Shouldn't be You should definitely be happy not.

1116
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: Being absolutely not be in jail. But that's not the

1117
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: first thing that I'd be like.

1118
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 4: Oh, d raise a kid like I was raising. You know,

1119
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 4: he'll be hot too.

1120
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 1: So you don't say that. All those black girls have

1121
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 1: kids and husbands in jail.

1122
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 4: Now, Yeah, it sucks for y'all.

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00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 1: You were awful. That's is that the note we want

1124
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: to leave it on today? You're going to say something positive, You're.

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00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 4: Going to leave it on. The note we leave it

1126
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 4: on is listen, never judge a book by its cover

1127
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 4: or the low fers of the you know Corduroys that

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00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 4: he wears early on in his ever judge.

1129
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 2: A book by the Corduroys that are high waters that

1130
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 2: he were on the first day.

1131
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 4: You know, just just just be nice to everybody. Teach

1132
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 4: your kids to be nice to everybody.

1133
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,439
Speaker 3: So you were just bullied, Is that what you're saying.

1134
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm with me because they.

1135
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 4: BULLI if I was bullied, I think by the end

1136
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 4: of this you know interview, I would know this guy

1137
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 4: was bullied.

1138
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: And he's Remember my brother was cool in school in

1139
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: high school.

1140
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 2: He was cool and we were only a year apart,

1141
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: so everybody didn't know him, knew me.

1142
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 4: So you know cool, gosh, that's that's.

1143
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 3: A little hugus and it's actually pronounced Marie.

1144
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 4: Yeah. They loved him. So yeah, that's what I would

1145
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 4: say to them.

1146
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna say, Hugh, is it. I don't

1147
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: know if I learned anything about white women from you.

1148
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: I think I learned anything from you today. I don't

1149
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 1: know if you're the expert in this, but I mean

1150
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 1: you won. He got all those questions about all those points.

1151
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 4: So I'm definitely an expert. I just gotta be less

1152
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 4: closed minded, or you got.

1153
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,959
Speaker 2: To be less close minded. Plause black women are open

1154
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 2: minded sexually, and black women do want to voice their

1155
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: opinions and their feelings with you and black women.

1156
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: I don't remember the other thing.

1157
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 4: But we.

1158
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 3: Don't use a Hamburger helper boxes will be at all

1159
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 3: for an instant. Rice and Uncle Ben's gay is not

1160
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 3: on our list, our grocery list.

1161
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 1: Stove top. But and that's that's a really good wine

1162
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: though it's a good great point. Wait, what what wine

1163
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: is that? That's a Jewish one city sitting.

1164
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: Yo.

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00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: Okay, so what do you have coming up? Where can

1166
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 2: people catch you?

1167
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? You could catch me on Blind Spot coming up,

1168
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 4: uh later this year on season two on CBS.

1169
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 1: Okay, chat to everybody? Got that channel? Yeah, I don't

1170
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 1: have to have a TV. I don't have that. I

1171
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: got CBS.

1172
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 4: And Blue Cage on Netflix.

1173
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: Okay, it starts.

1174
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 4: All the episodes come out September thirtieth. Check it out.

1175
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 4: You'll see your boy on there doing his thing.

1176
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 3: Okay.

1177
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 4: And like I said, all the black chicks that played me,

1178
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 4: y'all can see me there?

1179
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: Okay, wait can we can? We can we end on

1180
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: a positive note? Black women?

1181
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could say anything to a black woman who's

1182
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 2: listening to this, who feels like maybe like people think

1183
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 2: she is an attitude or they think that she not

1184
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 2: she repressed. What do you what would you say to

1185
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 2: like a black woman?

1186
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 4: I would say to her, listen, not everybody's gonna understand you.

1187
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 4: Stay true to yourself, continue to be strong, and stay

1188
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 4: open minded.

1189
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: Because you read that off a napkin. That was he

1190
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: wrote that he wrote, that was written.

1191
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 4: You know, people can learn from each other. We can

1192
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 4: all learn from each other, you know what I mean.

1193
00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 4: Don't don't ever, you know, shoot yourself in the foot

1194
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 4: just because people don't understand you.

1195
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Why would I shoot myself in the foot?

1196
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 2: If anything, I'm gonna shoot you because.

1197
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 4: A lot of times people time to tend to, uh,

1198
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 4: you know, spiral downwards because they feel like they're all

1199
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 4: alone in the world. Nobody understands spect.

1200
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 2: So is that what happened to you in elementary school

1201
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 2: when the black girls didn't like you?

1202
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 1: Feel like that. I feel like we've gotten somewhere.

1203
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, we feel like we're like you spiraled out

1204
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 3: of control.

1205
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 4: I mean, if I spired out of control, I'd be

1206
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 4: like sitting over here with like the shakes because I

1207
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 4: ain't get my fixed yet.

1208
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 2: You but your shakes are being calmed by these white women.

1209
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 4: Now, nah, they've already been calmed.

1210
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 3: Because were you wearing Rebox like pumps? Like what happened?

1211
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:33,640
Speaker 3: Like what was the problem?

1212
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 4: I wanted pumps, but I didn't get pumped.

1213
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: You didn't even have the Rebox pump.

1214
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 4: No, I didn't get the pumps.

1215
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: We didn't wear name brands niggers in my house. Yeah,

1216
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:40,800
Speaker 1: I told you.

1217
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 3: It was stress shoes.

1218
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: What about like J. C. Penny's contemporary men's Did you

1219
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: have one of.

1220
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 2: Those contemporary men like a soft loafer, like a suede loafer.

1221
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 1: He's got that on right now. It's kind of like

1222
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: a Wallabie type shoe.

1223
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 3: On.

1224
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 4: Come on now, calm you know what I'm saying. It's

1225
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 4: called ham baby.

1226
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 1: I don't know those were She was like that those

1227
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: are really nice, actually.

1228
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: Really well with your blow shirts and your Zata Zata pants.

1229
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: Those are no these right here, there's a h and hem.

1230
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 4: Oh, but I do got some jars at the crib.

1231
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: Okay, just plug in your wardrobe one more time. Uh.

1232
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: Where can people find you online?

1233
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 4: They can find me on my Instagram, which is the

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00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 4: Black Bond, uh spelled t h E b l A

1235
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 4: K underscore b O n.

1236
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,879
Speaker 1: D Really funny that your name is black Bond and

1237
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: it's really white women.

1238
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 4: Well, you know, James Bond always gets the ladies, whether

1239
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 4: they be black or white.

1240
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: So that was really a James Bond reference. Yeah, Black Bond.

1241
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 4: So shout out to the homie Iris Alba bout away

1242
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,680
Speaker 4: give for you, James Bond the need to because the

1243
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 4: man is on point with everything.

1244
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 3: He is satiful Goddess, God is God. She meant is good.

1245
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: He is beautiful, God is good. Yeah, that's right man,

1246
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 1: there you go.

1247
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's whe they could find me at.

1248
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 2: You know, the Black Bond, the b l A K

1249
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 2: underscore b O n d yea name where you.

1250
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 4: Can catch all of his all my photos, upcomings and

1251
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 4: everything like that.

1252
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: Furry carpets in front.

1253
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 3: Of a fireplaces in Calvin glazed glazed in a shade

1254
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,360
Speaker 3: butter oil mix.

1255
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 2: Just carvered in a glaze oil butter mix. Uh laid

1256
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 2: out in front of a fireplace in the middle of

1257
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 2: jew Last wearing a Calvin Klan client brief hashtag model.

1258
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 4: Shout out to all my New York City chicks, Black, White,

1259
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 4: Cuban and Asian, Cuban and Asian. You know, I love

1260
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 4: all of y'all. You know what I mean? I love

1261
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 4: all of y'all.

1262
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing.

1263
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm trying to plug this just so I

1264
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 3: can get some ass.

1265
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: I mean, do you like Asians?

1266
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 4: No bad representation?

1267
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever dated an agent chip? Nah?

1268
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 4: I think they scared of me.

1269
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: Probably, probably, I think they scared of me. I think

1270
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,399
Speaker 1: it is that hat. It's not a very like Asian friend.

1271
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 3: You gotta have a hat that's like round and has.

1272
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 1: Like a point at the top.

1273
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 4: So you want me to be aware? A dunce camp

1274
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 4: around to.

1275
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 2: Know, you know how Asians were those those like umbrella

1276
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 2: has like whatever is? Yes, exactly, I was a fighter.

1277
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 4: But I give that to you.

1278
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, we're close. Well it was so

1279
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: much fun. We've learned absolutely nothing. What a damn thing.

1280
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 2: But we're going to give you the Award for White

1281
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 2: Women today because nobody else wanted that award.

1282
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 3: Not one person.

1283
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,399
Speaker 1: We only get to think of you. That's it.

1284
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 4: We were like, well, what is your good as It's

1285
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,919
Speaker 4: a tough job, but somebody's got to do.

1286
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: It, got it? I see you? Thank you for your service.

1287
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 3: Yes, we're being here and we have a monthly show.

1288
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 3: It's every second Saturday of the month at Carmel Lounge

1289
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 3: seven thirty.

1290
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: It is free, free, free, and you'd be there.

1291
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 3: You do be there, be there? Yeah, but where to

1292
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 3: drink at?

1293
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. I got to support my

1294
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 4: sister and the lovely Sydney you know what I mean.

1295
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 4: Black girls do black girls doing a thing? Come out

1296
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 4: support the show as funny as.

1297
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,560
Speaker 3: Hell and looking at the white women.

1298
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 4: I'd be lurking in the background like and you'd be

1299
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 4: lurking in.

1300
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: The front, and he'd be whispering like but whispering very loud,

1301
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: like who that? Who's that in the tennis shoes.

1302
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,560
Speaker 4: I'll be walking right up to him and being like, yo,

1303
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 4: have you ever seen black Jaws?

1304
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, oh God, okay, that's where we

1305
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 3: that's where we leave.

1306
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: We must leave now. Thank you so much for listening.

1307
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 2: This is the unofficial x Unofficial Mature. We listen to

1308
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 2: everything that we've been doing. You watch some of our

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00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 2: videos on YouTube tube s and m uh SIDNEYA Marie,

1310
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: thank you so much, Marie and Sidney smart.

1311
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