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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, Here, I am

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Speaker 1: Nicky Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: I'm in St. Louis with Andrew Colin. What's up? Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Can I opened my eyes now? Yeah? Surprised? It's me

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Speaker 1: What if it was freaking? Oh my god? Um? Noah's

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Speaker 1: in Arizona. How are you guys today? I'm good? Got

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Speaker 1: stretched this one got stretched at stretched out way. I

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Speaker 1: know that sounds so gross when you say it. Which

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Speaker 1: part all of them? Yeah? What did you get stretched?

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Speaker 1: Just my asshole? How long was it? Ashol? Yeah? Well

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Speaker 1: I'm dilated? Were you I literally googled last night? Is

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Speaker 1: my hemorrhoid too long? Did you measure it? Honestly? This

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Speaker 1: thing it's its own person. It's starting to grow legs.

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Speaker 1: I think it doesn't hurt like a salamandertail. Yeah, pull

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Speaker 1: off and we'll grow back. It looks like maybe you

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Speaker 1: have to have surgery. Looks like a man that makes salads.

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Speaker 1: That's how big it is. Boy, I think so it's

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Speaker 1: a tong It's cool though, I could tucker tucker and

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Speaker 1: now it's a girl. Did you did you look at

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Speaker 1: it yet? I haven't looked at I pull on it

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Speaker 1: sometimes so you know you can feel how long it is? Yeah, yikes,

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Speaker 1: when you feel it, feel it or like on it.

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Speaker 1: So then what's then? Who cares? It's an accessory? Does

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Speaker 1: it get the little tail? Does it get in the

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Speaker 1: way from what I mean? Like? Why why did you

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Speaker 1: even google? Like? What's too long? If it's if it

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Speaker 1: doesn't bother you? Um, a question. I don't know that

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Speaker 1: is a good question. Um, it's just unusually long. How

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Speaker 1: long are we talking? Do we have? How long is

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Speaker 1: this podcast? To say the measurements to the exact numeral

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Speaker 1: it would take it would be like singing pie um

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Speaker 1: again to tell me what are we talking? Seriously? How long?

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Speaker 1: And like, let's be honest here, don't go don't exaggerin

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Speaker 1: show me with your fingers. I don't do this again.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't feel, but you feel like if

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Speaker 1: you were to pull on it. Guys, he's doing an inch.

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Speaker 1: It's it's at least it's an inch, maybe an inch

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Speaker 1: and a quarter. Yeah, it's Wait, and what are the

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Speaker 1: diameter of it? Like? Is it a little like? Is

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Speaker 1: it like a what's the like feeling of it? Is

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Speaker 1: it like rubbery. Yeah, it's like a it's like a

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Speaker 1: rubbery substance. It's like if you pulled you know those

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Speaker 1: like like Plato or like an older rate those a

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Speaker 1: racers that would pull apart kind of something like that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it doesn't hurt when you pull on it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt. The only time my asshole hurts is

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Speaker 1: when I eat spicy food and then it somehow you

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Speaker 1: know my ass I don't know. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: it hurts so bad. Um, you never looked into that,

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Speaker 1: like why does spicy food make my asshole hurt? I'm

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Speaker 1: busy googling other things. Yeah, like one other thing just

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Speaker 1: every day. I mean it's abnormal. Yeah, that's I mean.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, I got my hips stretched, yeah, and just everything.

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Speaker 1: It's a great experience. And how much is it? Did

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Speaker 1: you find out? So you can get four sessions for

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Speaker 1: like a fifteen bucks or something and then you chip

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Speaker 1: on top of that, yes, I do, tipper, I do?

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Speaker 1: Then okay, And how long do they stretch you for? Again?

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes? So it's not long enough. You could do

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Speaker 1: a forty minute option. It be probably, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: like more probably, Um, all right, I could be into that.

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Speaker 1: I mean just the way. I don't know the best

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Speaker 1: way to do things. But you compare them to massages

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Speaker 1: you get do you roll first before they stretch because

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Speaker 1: stretching I've learned yesterday from my guy. If you stretch

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Speaker 1: without rolling out first, you're pulling on cables that are

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Speaker 1: like taught. But if you roll first and warm up

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Speaker 1: the muscle, then it's going to it's going to be

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Speaker 1: able to stretch like a rubber band. But if you're

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Speaker 1: just stretching cold, like going in and just all right

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Speaker 1: way stretching and not doing rolling out first, you're just

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Speaker 1: pulling on cables that can't move. So you're saying, my

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Speaker 1: hemorry could be even longer a little roller pizza. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god? Alright, does that make sense that he my

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Speaker 1: guys said. Your muscles are like imagine they're like taffy.

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Speaker 1: If you're trying to pull about taffy and has a

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Speaker 1: rapper on it, you can't do anything. But when you do,

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Speaker 1: you know my o fascial release. By rolling out, it

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Speaker 1: warms up the muscle, it removes the rapper, so then

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Speaker 1: the taffy can stretch. Now, how sorry, when you roll

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Speaker 1: because when I roll it's it feels like a million

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Speaker 1: bees love it so much. Last night I was like

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Speaker 1: really getting into it. I did my chest, which is

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Speaker 1: like it is sort Today I went really hard with

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Speaker 1: the thera god and also with like lacrosse ball just

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Speaker 1: and this morning I do feel like better and more like, oh,

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Speaker 1: like there's more movement in my chest and then um,

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Speaker 1: I rubbed out my um my this with my ands,

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Speaker 1: which is like the lower calf and like all the

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Speaker 1: oh boy, there was some good spots there. But Chris,

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend who goes to this guy and has been

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Speaker 1: doing it much longer, he was like, you gotta find

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Speaker 1: the because I was doing theragun on my chest and

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Speaker 1: I was like, why can't I just do this instead

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Speaker 1: of the little cross ball And he's like, show me

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Speaker 1: the pressure you're doing and I did the thyra gun

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Speaker 1: in his hand and he was like it's not hard enough,

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Speaker 1: Like you need to like find spots and just push

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Speaker 1: and which is like my favorite thing to do, but

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Speaker 1: it's so painful. It's so painful. I got and I

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Speaker 1: got these I got toad spacers from my Bunyan's are

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Speaker 1: my favorite thing. These seventy dollars. I used to have them,

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Speaker 1: but I lost them and I was that and you yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you. So they're toe spacers. You can't find this

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Speaker 1: kind of Amazon. These are like the other ones are

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Speaker 1: made of like this just such a little rubber. I've

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Speaker 1: tried to hands and it spreads apart your toes and

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Speaker 1: the one between my big toe and my second toe

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Speaker 1: has like it has a little hole in it. So

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Speaker 1: does the one on the end. And so you can

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Speaker 1: roll up. I rolled up an old set list and

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Speaker 1: put it in there and it made it even bigger space.

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Speaker 1: So now are you wearing those yesterday? Because you posted

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Speaker 1: a video on our Instagram. I've been and they fell

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Speaker 1: up at the very yes, the new ring. They fell yeah,

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Speaker 1: at the other foot. Can I ask a question, huh?

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Speaker 1: This one doesn't have the space because I don't need that.

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Speaker 1: That hurt at all. It starts to hurt a little

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Speaker 1: bit because it's like stretching up. How long are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to keep him on all the time because you

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Speaker 1: wear yeah, if you wear to spacers and like um

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Speaker 1: Bunyan splints for just at night, like it's you're the

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Speaker 1: way you walk will completely outdo every Like if you

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Speaker 1: take them out suddenly, then the pressure of your whole

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Speaker 1: body leaning on that toe and pushing it back into place,

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Speaker 1: it negates everything. So you just I wear them. I'd

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Speaker 1: try to wear them all day. When you take them,

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Speaker 1: did you run yesterday? When you take them off, does

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Speaker 1: it feel like remember when we're talking about the arms,

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Speaker 1: when you push up on the arms. I was wondering this,

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Speaker 1: does it feel weird to then have your toes come

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Speaker 1: together at all? Or no? No, no, they just go

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Speaker 1: back right back to the way they were. I love

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Speaker 1: these though. They feel so freaking good. I like left

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Speaker 1: them on first of panky panky last night, and like

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Speaker 1: the pain of these plus I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: can see my grand but so delightful. I love pain,

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Speaker 1: just like being like your body being forced to do

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Speaker 1: things that like it knows it can do, but you

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Speaker 1: gotta dry really hard. It's just so rot to me,

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Speaker 1: Like I forgot they. I left them on during lovemaking

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Speaker 1: and then after while they were on my foot during it,

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is an added like thing like

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Speaker 1: for me, I like sex to feel like endurance. Like

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Speaker 1: I'm doing things that are like I'm uncomfortable with physical

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Speaker 1: not like psychologically, but somewhat physically too, And so I

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Speaker 1: think that it just adds to it, like I'm always

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Speaker 1: going to wear my Bunnion splints during sex. Now I

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Speaker 1: really like it. Did you keep the crocs? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: that would have been too hot. Now is your Is

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend attracted to the He doesn't mind it, They're

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Speaker 1: just they're not in the picture. He's he doesn't. He

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Speaker 1: puts his fingers and them. That would be cool. I

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Speaker 1: don't think it'd be cool for him. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to speak for him, but I don't. He is not

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Speaker 1: turned on by my feet by any means. He's not

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Speaker 1: a foot guy or anything like that. Everything stretched out.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want to go what a word? No,

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Speaker 1: it is the worst word. But I will say that

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Speaker 1: Lebron James has the worst feet I've ever seen. So

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Speaker 1: if anyone ever tells me, how do we know about

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Speaker 1: Lebron's feet? Do you want me to show you a picture?

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Speaker 1: Because I was looking at googling celebrities with Bunyan's and

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden his shop showed up, and I'm

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Speaker 1: like Lebron James is bunyan is worse than anyone else's bundion.

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Speaker 1: I've ever seen that. Dude has put more miles on

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Speaker 1: his feet. But no, but other athletes don't have feet

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Speaker 1: like this. They do, they really don't. Like he has

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Speaker 1: a bunyan. Imagine, imagine if he gets corrective surgery and

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Speaker 1: then like he loses his whole game like that bunyon

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Speaker 1: thing holding him back. M I think I think he

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Speaker 1: has done enough research that if this thing needed to

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Speaker 1: be fixed, Now, what if the doctor said to you,

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Speaker 1: either you could wear those I mean, what is that?

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Speaker 1: My mom has that kind of toe. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean what kind of to his pinky toe where it

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Speaker 1: comes up. Yeah, that's like it's it's be moved over

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Speaker 1: from like two tight of shoes and just weird. That's

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Speaker 1: I have I have feet that are very similar. I

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Speaker 1: have moren't common with Lebron James than you do, probably

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Speaker 1: I would say so. I mean, I'm pretty my foot

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Speaker 1: looks mangled and now I look at his, like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Lebron James has it, whereas Chris was saying to me, well,

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Speaker 1: I think think of what maybe he could be without that.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what what more do we need from Lebron James.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a hot women, hot women sports star

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Speaker 1: that has no bunyans. So I'm more similar to her

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Speaker 1: than you. Okay, if you want to be a female athlete,

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Speaker 1: for you, I don't wait, So what we're just talking?

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Speaker 1: Oh what if the guy goes to you goes either

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Speaker 1: you wear those spreaders every day or you just never

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Speaker 1: wear heels again. Um, because doesn't the heels affect the

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Speaker 1: bunyan Yeah, but I heels too good. They look, they look,

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Speaker 1: they make they look amazing. It's like they would be

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Speaker 1: like telling you not to wear an outfit that really

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Speaker 1: elevates your style. You know, Like, no, I get that,

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Speaker 1: but I'm just saying if it caused me pain, and like,

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Speaker 1: that's not causing No, they're already there. That just like

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Speaker 1: be irritated. They're not. It's not really like making them worse.

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Speaker 1: I only wear heels like two hours for three hours

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Speaker 1: a night, two times a week, which is much. It's

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Speaker 1: not too bad. It's not. That is not what's causing

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Speaker 1: these things. So um, yeah, So I rolled out last

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Speaker 1: night and then this morning I keep thinking of the

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Speaker 1: ludicrous song roll out Starbucks this morning. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: dogs with me, so I'm like, funk they would they

425
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: would be barking of someone. Then I realized I always

426
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: locked my bedroom too, so I'm like, so this asshole

427
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: has to get through two doors. So I was like,

428
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm is gonna hurry up and finish the shower. And

429
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 1: then I just was like, I accepted that I'm going

430
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: to die. There's nothing I can do right now that

431
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 1: is going to prevent me from dying. If there is

432
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: someone in my house with a knife, I'm dead. There's

433
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,840
Speaker 1: no me getting out and getting it. Like, so I'm

434
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna get I'm gonna be dead and less wet. If

435
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: I get a towel, I'm gonna like, I just I

436
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: just like, I'm just gonna still finish my shower because

437
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going to die, but nothing right now, I

438
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:29,159
Speaker 1: have no weapons, so wait, so what happened? Do you

439
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: think someone came in andto it was? I went out? Um,

440
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: eventually I left the apartment to go get something, and

441
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: I saw in the in the hallway there's like a

442
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,920
Speaker 1: maintenance crew, so they were just some bang that happened

443
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 1: out there. They're working on something, so it must have

444
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,240
Speaker 1: been that. But um, I really it was. It's a

445
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 1: weird moment to go. I should just finish washing myself

446
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: because there's nothing I can do. It's there's really I

447
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: just looked around the bathroom and I kind of was like,

448
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: what would I grab? I got nothing? Is there any

449
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: part of you? I mean a small gun in your

450
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: room just in case, a little small gun just because

451
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: it'd be cute what they delivers or something stop a

452
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 1: perpetrator and if she had, Yeah, guns would be too complex.

453
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 1: I mean I even learned from you know, my book

454
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: Columbine that um, Eric Harris broke his own nose with

455
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 1: his gun because he didn't know and he practiced with

456
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: guns a lot, and he broke his own nose from

457
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: the back charge of it. And uh, that was one

458
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: of the reasons he killed himself so early and didn't

459
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: kill as many people because he was just like frustrated

460
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: that he broke his nose. Really, the things you learn

461
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: when you read a book about mass shootings and then

462
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: a mass shooting happens and then you're like, oh my god,

463
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: I mean I listened. I literally posted yesterday, Guys, you

464
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: should read this book park Land about mass shootings because

465
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: it'll teach you a lot about the like I like.

466
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: And then that guy that wrote that book is like,

467
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 1: he's the one that gets called in to talk about

468
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: these things every time they happen, And on his Instagram

469
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: story is my repost yesterday of him being like, thanks

470
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: for celebrating my book and then getting makeup to go

471
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: on TV to talk about this fucking thing. I can't

472
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: even believe. I did not know about yesterday's thing until

473
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: nine o'clock at night. I don't know how I missed it.

474
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: I got like one alert on my phone, and I

475
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: don't even pay attention to alerts, and usually alerts unless

476
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: they say like breaking, and they don't really do breaking anymore,

477
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: because I guess too many people got I just saw

478
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 1: maya news alert did not say breaking. It just said

479
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: a school and blah blah blah. And sometimes they get

480
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 1: alerts that are like a school is doing a new

481
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: kind of book band, and I'm like, I don't give

482
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: a funk about that. So I see school and I

483
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: don't even think anything of it. And and I didn't

484
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 1: know about till nine o'clock at night, and then we

485
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: look at a phone and we go, Mike, eighteen fucking children.

486
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 1: I mean, when Sandy Hook happened, that was but that

487
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: was Sandy Look, that was combine, was contain plus two

488
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 1: sandy look was like yeah, and it was young kids.

489
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just but I remember that being

490
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 1: like almost like that was the biggest thing to happen

491
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: in months and months. This just felt like oh yeah,

492
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: And I go weed, eighteen kids, Why is this not

493
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: being governed? I just don't understand. I feel like it

494
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: just doesn't didn't make as big of an impact. The

495
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: fact that I, who am on my phone all day,

496
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: did not know about it. I feel like nine, I

497
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: feel like, whatever to get your hopes up or whatever,

498
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: which is on Ford, but it was in Texas, which

499
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: is the biggest gun happy state. Wait to get my

500
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: hopes up? What? No, no no, no, get our hopes up?

501
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: In regards to like any kind of reform is going

502
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:46,199
Speaker 1: to happen. Oh, nothing's gonna happen. But I'm done. I

503
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: have no hope. I'm really one of these people. I

504
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,160
Speaker 1: don't care. I don't I'm ready to give up because

505
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: it's it's done. Climate changes, we're gonna humanity is over. Guys,

506
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,919
Speaker 1: count us out, like no one's going to change anything

507
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: because I know. But I'm just saying if I would,

508
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: I need. I just need to sit this one out.

509
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: I got. I'm just tired of caring because they're not

510
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: going to do anything after reading this column, then it

511
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: will never change. I'm out. At some point, your know,

512
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: at some point you're on that stretching table and you're going, oh,

513
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: I hope something happens where this isn't gonna happen, and

514
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: you just have to accept your fate. That's how I feel.

515
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm I feel like we are on. But when his

516
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: daughter asked him, why do you still perform and then

517
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,679
Speaker 1: he couldn't say anything, I like that. I like that

518
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: question because why do anything then if everything's going to

519
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: go to ship because you you know, um, it's just

520
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: I can't. This is why I don't get excited about

521
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: things anywhere, because when they don't happen, I get so

522
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: sad and it makes it ruins my life to be

523
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 1: in constant states of disappointment about I get that. So

524
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 1: if I stop caring what the Republicans I know they

525
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: won't do, then they can't hurt me, Like if I don't,

526
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: if I don't have if I have zero expectations for them,

527
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: because I have zero anymore. They're heartless, money grubbing, disgusting,

528
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: deplurab like just there the people. I don't even know

529
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: how they get away with it anymore of just these.

530
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:20,239
Speaker 1: Even yesterday I posted they said, Matthew McConaughey hinted at

531
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: gun reform. How do you hint about gun reform? Hinting

532
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 1: like oh, what a break? And then that makes a

533
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: news headline? Why because it's bad that he hinted, or

534
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 1: because he should be making a headline that he hinted about?

535
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: Who cares? No, I know That's what I'm saying that

536
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: I just this is why I can't care, because it

537
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: makes me so upset because it just doesn't make sense.

538
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, but I can I Yes, I'm

539
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: not trying to like judge your caring, no way, the

540
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: world's gonna end whatever. People don't realize. And it's like

541
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: the Carlin thing when Roseanne was interviewing him and like, no,

542
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: you actually you do care so much that when nothing happens,

543
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: then you're like, yeah, that's why I can't care anymore,

544
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: because people want to see that you do care them,

545
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: because when you just go, I don't care because everything's

546
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: gonna end, they don't realize it's because you care that much.

547
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,479
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that you're public whatever persona because

548
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: so point being, he bought the guns legally as an

549
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: eighteen year old. He bought three rounds. What Like who

550
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: the fuck? Like how is it not a cut off

551
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: a teenager? An assault? I mean, I'm just saying we're

552
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: going to take their guns, Like why do they get

553
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: to do everything to our why do they get to

554
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: slowly cut things from um women's health care? And we go,

555
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: we know what is going You're gonna take everything, And

556
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: then you get mad at us and go, we're not

557
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: gonna take everything, even though you actually do and that

558
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: is your goal, even though you say you're not going

559
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: to ever overturn Roe versus way, and then that's ultimately

560
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: what you do when you're chopping away at it slowly,

561
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: and that is what you do. And then when we

562
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: say all we want is more gun reform, we want

563
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: to be able to have background checks on people before

564
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: they guns guns. We want to have longer waiting periods.

565
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: We want we don't want teenagers to have assault right,

566
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: but we want registries that are actually digitized and not

567
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: in just these old books. Nothing's in a fucking computer.

568
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: That's what we want. And you say, no, we know

569
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: where this is going. You're gonna take away our guns.

570
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: Why don't you believe us when we say we're I'm

571
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: going to because you don't because you know that you

572
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: don't do it. That's why you're you. You're scared of

573
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: yourselves because you know you have no backbone. You know

574
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: you have nefarious um goals that you are putting into place,

575
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: so you know it's all projection. They think we're gonna

576
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: do exactly what they're doing to us, which is lie,

577
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: when really all we want is for children not to die.

578
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: Have your fucking guns. I don't give a funk if

579
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: you like guns, have your hobby. I don't care. How

580
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: is this I mean, this is ad naus. I mean,

581
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: who isn't feeling this way? This is the thing that

582
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: bothers me? How could this is? There's no if you

583
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: look in this this Parkland book I'm reading ninety, it's

584
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: like nine of people, even gun owners, agree that they're

585
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: should be background checks for people before they get guns.

586
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: The guy in the book says, there's nothing politically that

587
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: the country agrees on wise, there's literally nothing except this.

588
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 1: Yet they still won't budge because there's that ten percent

589
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: and the people in the n r A that convinced

590
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: everyone that that means they're going to take all the

591
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: guns if we give, if we budge even an inch.

592
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: So the n r AS platform is we don't budge

593
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: an inch because they'll take everything. So we state the

594
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: way it is. And it's like what other, what other

595
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: any other entity works that way where there's no like

596
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 1: being like, oh, let's tweak this. That's why they're called amendments.

597
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 1: That happened because we didn't get it right the first time.

598
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: You have to amend things. They look. I looked at

599
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 1: how much money the n r A is giving. It's

600
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: not even that much. I mean's not even that much.

601
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: Is a million dollars to someone a lot of money

602
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: is a million dollars worth fucking hundreds of kids dying?

603
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: Not even close. The most mid Roundney gets fourteen million,

604
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: but mostly it's around like a million dollars. So for

605
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: a million dollars where you're already all these people are

606
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: already making good money, like they have money coming in

607
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: from all over the place, you know what I mean.

608
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: Like it's not like, oh, you have zero dollars, here's

609
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: a million dollars for dead kids. And then they're like, okay, wow,

610
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: a million dollars got to change my whole life. These

611
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,239
Speaker 1: fuckers already have millions of dollars. So it's like, and

612
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: we need to stop talking. I don't want to look

613
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: at that guy's face. I don't want to see I

614
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: don't want to know the guy's name that didn't I

615
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: don't want to see his face. I don't want anytime

616
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: you see that turn it off, you guys. And years later,

617
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: the book I'm reading does not mention the killer. Colum

618
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: Mine did because that was already out. I don't even

619
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: know the name of the Parkland guys. He calls him

620
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: the killer the entire time. There's no pictures, nothing. Someone

621
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 1: sent me something about Parkland, and it had the killer's

622
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: face in it. I'm like, I don't want to see

623
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: that kid. Give him nothing, because the reason these shootings

624
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: keep happening is because these kids want to be famous.

625
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: They they they all there's some huge like this is

626
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 1: all in the Parkland book because he breaks down why

627
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: this keeps happening, and people don't understand it's because we

628
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: glorify these people, because we we um put them in

629
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: the news constantly, constantly talking about them, and these guys

630
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: want to be remembered. They want to go down in infamy.

631
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: And if we stopped talking with these people, they all

632
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: of these shooters, they go in and they look at

633
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: what they've been doing, the notes that they have, you know,

634
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: all the writing they've been doing, all the and they

635
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: always worship other school shooters. They always they always have

636
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: a hero complex about these people that we've built up

637
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: in the media. So it is the media's job to

638
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: stop talking about these killers in the sense of like, oh,

639
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: I could do all this, and I might. They were suicidal.

640
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this guy died, and he died the way

641
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: that the combat and kids wanted to die. But the

642
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: Combine kids did not get to go doing a shootout

643
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: with the cops. That is a way of glory of

644
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: going out, is being they haven't all built in their head.

645
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: I read about this kid. He had a lisp. No,

646
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about We're not talking

647
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: about the kid the list. Honestly, Let's get to the news.

648
00:33:52,080 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: Let's do one good news story. Lebron first, Lebron James

649
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: feet see the basketball player shooting someone, those things like,

650
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 1: don't come on, do you want to say your thing

651
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: that you say for the news? Yeah? Apparently. Yeah, it's Wednesday, folks.

652
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Wednesday. I hope

653
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: you're having all the swells out there that. Um. I

654
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 1: know it's tough right now, but I don't know that.

655
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: It's not a joke. It's just being honest. It'll happen

656
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: again and again and again. It's just gonna keep happening.

657
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: Don't you know this is the last one? Unfortunately? No?

658
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: Uh okay, so uh this new star I was inspired

659
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: by your Instagram live yesterday where you took everyone around

660
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: your crib a tour of my house and everyone how

661
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: dirty I am and how messy everything is, just so

662
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 1: they could feel better about themselves. It gave me an idea.

663
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure, man, shower, have you ever seen an in

664
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Speaker 1: Sino man, I'll show you once when he when they find,

665
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: they find, they find. You're not spoiling anything for me,

666
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: by the way. I know, I know, I know. I'm

667
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: just trying to they find the caveman because there's like

668
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: a muddy because I didn't. But I wasn't like avoiding anything.

669
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: I would have showed them that, yeah there's footprints of

670
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: my like spray tand but look now, okay, so no,

671
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: what were you inspired by? Okay? So I was just

672
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: looking up, um, you know, articles about why people buy stuff,

673
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: and I found something very interesting. You can't buy your

674
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: way to happiness. Don't fall into the retail therapy traps.

675
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: So an estimated one to the population suffers from shopping addiction,

676
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 1: a compulsion to buy more even in the face of

677
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: mounting debt, as people struggle with anxiety, O, c D

678
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: and other mental health issues. I'm not saying this is

679
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: your thing. This is just well, you know, point taken.

680
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: So here's here's what the marketing and shopping relies on.

681
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: Shopping feels good when we're unhappy because it makes us

682
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: feel like we're taking action, psychologists have found. But if

683
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: you frequently use shopping to improve your spirits, you might

684
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: be vulnerable to manipulative ads and website designs. Tricks like

685
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: faux flash sales, meaningless countdown timers, and designs that lead

686
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: you to click more expensive options are called dark patterns,

687
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: and research researchers at Princeton found thousands of examples by

688
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 1: crawling through the code of e commerce sites. I mean,

689
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: there's so many things that get me all the time

690
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, fifty to sixty off already like and

691
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 1: then you get a discount at you get to type

692
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: in a promo code, so it makes it feel like

693
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: you're doing something to to get that discount. Then you

694
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: but it's already so high price, so it's not even intention.

695
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,280
Speaker 1: Bloomingdale's is having a sale right now that's like fifty

696
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 1: percent off already marked down prices, and it's like, how

697
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: do you not fall for that? And then I go

698
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at it. I'm just like, this isn't

699
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 1: like something special for me, this is for everyone. This

700
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: is yeah there, it's already so marked up. This is

701
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: so stupid, you know what you know? When I I

702
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: buy clothes when I don't feel good about myself, which

703
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,959
Speaker 1: is kind of what she's saying. When I'm like exercising

704
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: and feeling like, I'm like, oh, I could look good

705
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: in a regular plain T shirt. I don't need anything

706
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: to make me feel like I look good. That in

707
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: my mind, that's what happens with me. It's like when

708
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: I'm more confident in myself and feeling you know, I

709
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: don't know you buy things you need to dress up

710
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: the fact that you're miserable. Yes, And so that's usually

711
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: what happens with my brain. Like I remember I was

712
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: in a store. I was like, I don't need a

713
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: new pair of gene. I'm I look good in my

714
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: jeans like the ones I already had. Like because I

715
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: feel good about my buy things for sure to feel better.

716
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: Like I definitely get in those streaks of like wanting

717
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: to buy a lot of stuff, like buying like like

718
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed buying toys for Poppy and Harlow, like I

719
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 1: just because it's for me. It's almost like um, stuff

720
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: I didn't get as a child that I really wanted,

721
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 1: or like just knowing how much it would lift my

722
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 1: spirits as a kid, like getting toys as a kid.

723
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 1: It's just it's like it was when you get that

724
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 1: one like dollar bill to oh my god, when you

725
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: get cash as a kid. I don't know if they

726
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 1: even know what cash is now, but as a kid,

727
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: when my grandpa he fucking a request give that money

728
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: back that you lent them. Yeah, I definitely do retail therapy,

729
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: And it's really embarrassing to admit that because I'm I

730
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: feel like I am a savvy consumer, but you really

731
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: can't outsmart. You're subconscious that these people know how to

732
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: act and like all the things that they convince you.

733
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: So take me through a step of like where are

734
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: you seeing the are you seeing the ad on? Like?

735
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: Where are you seeing these ads that get you? Um?

736
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: Usually you're not on TikTok because that's a good one.

737
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: They really Instagram. Um an add will come up where

738
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: I go no. But usually it's it's things that I

739
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: convinced myself when I seek them out and I find them,

740
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: but they don't they make it me feel like I've

741
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: found it. Really they found me. It's like we've been

742
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: playing whole time. Yes, So The Strategist, New York Times,

743
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 1: The Cut Magazine, The New York Times magazine has a

744
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: blog called The Strategist, and it's about consumerism. It's like

745
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: just people who like to buy things and like buying

746
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: the best of something, which interests me because I want

747
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: to buy quality things. But that's how New York Times.

748
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: It's for smart people or just lay out really like

749
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: really savvy, chic um good taste people like with good taste,

750
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: people who are doing a lot of consumer reviews and

751
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: like so it's always like, um, you know fashion designers

752
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: favorite pair of jeans and it's like, Okay, well I

753
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 1: gotta get these or so that. A lot of times

754
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: I will go to the Strategists and I will look

755
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 1: through that, or it'll be like, you know, Lily Reinhart's

756
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: things she can't live Without, and I'm like, let me

757
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: just see what she can't live without. That's why I

758
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 1: have all these new like throat, cough, drop things is

759
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: because um, there's like there's a Rob Thomas did like

760
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: ten things I Can't live Without on The Strategist and

761
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: one of them was these throats. Throats actually is off.

762
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: Q has the ten Things I Can't live Without videos too,

763
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I look around, I snoop around

764
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: those Yeah, it's like if they can't live without them,

765
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: I can't live without them. But you know what, I

766
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: guess that's better than almost like being like, oh I

767
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 1: need thirty thou Red bottoms, Like there could be the

768
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: other way. At least you're looking for deals to get

769
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: like good things, and I'm looking now that I have money,

770
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to spend a lot of money on things

771
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 1: that will last me forever, Like I really would love

772
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: to just not to get to a place. I'm trying

773
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 1: to get to a place where I don't buy things,

774
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: so I just want to buy stuff that yeah, jerky.

775
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: I want all my shoes to be made of beef jerky.

776
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,320
Speaker 1: I went, I went to a golf place today and

777
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: freeze right ice cream. And you know, I have these

778
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,399
Speaker 1: two putters that I don't use anymore that I can

779
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: trade in, which six months ago I would have already

780
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: traded in and I would have gotten new iron and

781
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: I hit these irons and the old me would have

782
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: bought them, and I'll go, I like like I can somehow.

783
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,399
Speaker 1: You know, you just do something so much that your

784
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: brain just goes this isn't this is an impulse. At

785
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 1: least you got to hit them, you don't need them.

786
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: In a week, they'll just be regular irons and you're

787
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: gonna want different. Like, yeah, you can already see it.

788
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: It's so hard to in the moment. It's so hard. Yeah,

789
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: I mine is always impulsive. I never buy things. If

790
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: I have a plan to buy something, it won't happen.

791
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: If I'm like, I need to get a new car.

792
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been looking for a new car for

793
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: two years. The thing you might have a new car

794
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 1: if if you could have just like that, add to

795
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: car by because it's for me, it's always compulsive and impulsive.

796
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: So actually them taking so long, it's the reason why

797
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't have a car. It's a h reason I

798
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: don't have a car because I just don't feel like sitting.

799
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: I would have bought that car the other day, but

800
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: I just did not. I would have a car right now.

801
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: If it didn't take three hours, I would have many cars.

802
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. They're just saving you. You would

803
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: have your own jay Leno would have a lot more

804
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: guitars if you, um, if I could, like, if guitars

805
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: weren't so based on like once I get them in

806
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: my hands, how they're going to feel. This all goes

807
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: back to you. If you can't easily buy a gun,

808
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: you probably want to get a gun as much. It's

809
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: just like that fucking simple dude. You might think about

810
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: things a little bit more. There might be more things

811
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: that might intervene between you take three hours to get

812
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: a gun. If it takes three hours to get a car,

813
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: give me seven hours to get a gun. You have

814
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: to sit in a room for seven hours. Yeah, and

815
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: people go, you're going to come after? Point is like,

816
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: you can't drink until you're twenty one. Why do you

817
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: get to have a gun. Because you gotta look cool

818
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 1: before you can't drink. You gotta saunter into that saloon.

819
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: You know, a gun I want? I want that lighter gun.

820
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Oh yeah, god, it's just that's what

821
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: seven hours, seven hours, seven hours. That is really funny.

822
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: The way time should be as long as car dealer chefs. Yes,

823
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 1: and you have to go through the whole process. They

824
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: gotta sell you. They gotta be like, well, and then

825
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: you gotta go through all the shitty jokes that they

826
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: tell you. But no, you just go to Walmart. You go, hey,

827
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: I'll take that a r fifteen that could kill three

828
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: people in three seconds. There you. Ari has a story.

829
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: Our friend Ari he uh he worked at um like

830
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: uh sporting Did you read his story? He worked at Sporting.

831
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: Good story story store story about a store. He this

832
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: guy came up to him, asked for a fucking gun,

833
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: and then when he went to grab the gun, the

834
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: guy like went to grab it without putting his fingerprints

835
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: on it and are He goes, I'm I can't. I can't.

836
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: I can't sell this to a guy that doesn't want

837
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: to grab it with his own hands. So then he

838
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: goes to his supervisor. He goes, I don't feel comfortable,

839
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: Supervisor felt. Supervisor goes, you go over to this section,

840
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: and well, I take care of this customer because I

841
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: want to make commission on this game. Dude, you don't

842
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: give a fuck. People just don't give a fuck. It's

843
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: all about making money. You can stand to make yourself

844
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: feel better. It all comes full circle. Let's why do

845
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 1: I care? What's the movie? Why do I care about? All? Right? No?

846
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: Why do I care? So they don't care about the

847
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: lost stuff. I've given up caring. But let's see if

848
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: I care about this because I can see Maya Henry's

849
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: belongings are still at ex Liam Paine's house as the

850
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: singer goes public with new love, Aliana mala. Okay, so

851
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: he had a baby, right, or she had a baby

852
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: with him, right, I don't know what the one. I

853
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: don't know any of the one direct I don't I

854
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: don't think so they're very I mean there's I think Liam,

855
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: it's the other one that Zane had a baby. Maybe

856
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: Liam did feel like Liam had a baby with an

857
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: older someone that's older, like nine years right right, right? Right? Yeah? Maybe?

858
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: Well anyway, she's her things are still at his place.

859
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: So her belongings are still at his at his place,

860
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: A pal says, and um uh so basically her car

861
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: and stuff is that the singer's house. This is such

862
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: a blow for Maya. She's making arrangements to get her

863
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: belongings out of his house so she can move on

864
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: and forget they were ever together. Um. And I wanted

865
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: to know, have you guys ever lost something in a

866
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: breakup because you just didn't want to go pick it up?

867
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: Just my heart? Well besides that, I've kept, you've kept, yeah,

868
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: because it was just too much to get back. And

869
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 1: I also thought that if I gave it back, the

870
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 1: person would probably throw it away. And I actually want

871
00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 1: this thing, and it's tough for you with returns, maybe

872
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: eighteen episodes. What if your ex boyfriend gave you a

873
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: return late. That's a good idea. That's a business x

874
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: X return labels. It's not a bad business. Yeah, I

875
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: like that. That's hilarious. But did you not want to

876
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: see him face to face and give it to him? No?

877
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: I think it was just it was like a birthday

878
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: present I had given him that I thought was really

879
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: cool that he didn't like. And so right, I just

880
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: sensed he didn't like care about as much as I

881
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. And I thought, if I give

882
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: this to him, it'll probably remind him of me and

883
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: he probably won't keep it. So I'm just gonna keep

884
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 1: it because I like it was painting teking you in

885
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: my living room and he sees it every time it

886
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: comes over. But it's true, like I think that he

887
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: just didn't like it that much. And like sometimes I

888
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: do this, I buy guests for people and they and

889
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: I think it's great, and I think they're gonna think

890
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 1: it's great because I think it's so great. And then

891
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: they don't those earrings you got me, Yeah, my parents

892
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: to them. Maybe you need to get your earspers somewhere

893
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: and have those, that's true. I could just repair some

894
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: one that my dad said was infected with gay pretty much.

895
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: But you know, you know he didn't say it was. Again,

896
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,800
Speaker 1: you never had any girlfriends that you've like exchanged stuff

897
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: with though. Besides the oh god, gross fluid is also

898
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 1: another word, mucus. Terrible word. I mean, who's tossing that

899
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: word around? It's like, I don't think any It's not

900
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: a word you hear a lot outside of sickness. Yeah,

901
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: music next, that little bugger guy, Oh yeah, that's a

902
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: good mascot. I like it. It definitely makes you want

903
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: to buy the product. If I could get rid of

904
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: that guy, if I can inconvenience that disgruntled overwork alcoholic

905
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 1: booger in my nose like a pusive to his family,

906
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: I'll get him out. I'm going to have victim. No.

907
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: Mucas came up because Brenna was sick again and had

908
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: mucu is coming out of her eyes. Mucus eyes brand eyes. Yeah,

909
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, No, that's an infection. Then mucus is

910
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,319
Speaker 1: in fact, she's on antibiotics, and I thought she got

911
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: COVID again and two in a month. No COVI, just

912
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: old school old Yeah, yeah, dude, remember those Yeah, I

913
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: mean sinus infection. Oh yeah, I used to get all

914
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: the time. I was like chronics. I think I had

915
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: a science I'm not kidding. Yellow and mine was always yellow,

916
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: it was orange. Mine was Sienna burnt Sienna. And I'm like, dad,

917
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: so I need help. Let's get to her Wednesday Wild

918
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: Card segment. We're doing finish my sentence, but it's not

919
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: finished my sentence. We're doing finish my where eats order.

920
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,319
Speaker 1: Uber Eats, of course, is the app that you can get,

921
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:07,399
Speaker 1: you know, stuff delivered from restaurants, but now they can

922
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: deliver pretty much anything, pretty much anything, not actually anything,

923
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: but you can get anything from the uber eats app

924
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: within reason. So Andrew and I decided to uh do

925
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: a little experiment where we try to finish each other's

926
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: Uber Eats orders where we get things that are you know,

927
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 1: like you can get stuff other than stuff at restaurants,

928
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: Like I always thought Uber eats is just restaurants, but

929
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: now you can get stuff from pharmacies, like the stuff

930
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: that you need around the house, grocery items that you

931
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,359
Speaker 1: might need. So um, if you check out the uber

932
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: eats app, you can see in your area what kind

933
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: of stuff you can get, and it really is like

934
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: almost just about anything that you need, household items, grocery

935
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: items that you think, oh, uber eats doesn't have that

936
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: they actually do. So check it out and you'll see

937
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: what we got each other. So Andrew piduck grocery items

938
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: for me because last time I did his grocery order

939
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: and this time, um, I placed his pharmacy order. UM

940
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,439
Speaker 1: and got things for him from a pharmacy. He got

941
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: things for me from a grocery store. And now we're

942
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: going to go through each other's orders that we placed

943
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: for each other, trying to get the order as correct

944
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: as possible that each other would make if we were

945
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: up to it on our own. And you yourself, just

946
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 1: like me, and Andrew can order with the uber eats

947
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: app today. All right, Andrew, you want to go through

948
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: what you got me first, and yours was grocery items.

949
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm dying to know what you got me. I really

950
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: hope you did a good job because I want I

951
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: actually want things I'm going to use. Okay, but here's

952
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: the thing. You're not easy to shop for, especially grocery wise.

953
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: That's not true. I couldn't be more explicit about what

954
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: I like. I'm I've been on the grocery app and

955
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: there are many things on there that I liked that

956
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: I didn't get for me because I wasn't able to

957
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,919
Speaker 1: place it because I was placing it for you last

958
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: week store, same store. There were things on there that

959
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: I go, God, I hope Andrew gets this for me. Eventually,

960
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: I said. It is always just very hard me because

961
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: I feel like, how can my friends ever think that

962
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: I would need band aids three weeks after I bought them? Yeah,

963
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: but your band aids again, the ones you got me

964
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: were gigantic ones that you used to cover up a

965
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 1: gunshot wound. Sorry ham trip, But like I need little ones. Yeah,

966
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 1: but you had that intruder just a few hours ago.

967
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: That's a good point. All right, Well you're right, Okay,

968
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: go on, I see you by the way. I do

969
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 1: you know he doesn't see you this grocery store. All right.

970
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: I got you your favorite bubbly water. I got you

971
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: Seltzer water from a place in Texas that you really like. Ok.

972
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 1: I like that of those and big daddy ones. Okay,

973
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: like I got you your favorite. I know you don't

974
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: make coffee at home, but in case you do eventually,

975
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 1: or if you want more and they're not putting enough,

976
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 1: and that's always a good thing that like you if

977
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: you have one of those coffee makers with the pods.

978
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: I got you in milk. Oh, you got me almond

979
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: milk to put in Okay, great, now is it? Well?

980
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: Let me how many how much sugar is in this

981
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: almond milk? You can keep it? Go on? There wasn't

982
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: zero gram. I'm guessing there probably was. Here's the thing

983
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: to a quarter of it? That's true. No, no, no no, no,

984
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,840
Speaker 1: I'll actually use that. I'll use that. But it's a

985
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: it's a little still seen I'm seeing man. Okay, you're

986
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: not a huge gackhead anymore. No, but I will. I'll

987
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: get back into walk. I need, you know what, I

988
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: need a gateway walk to get me back into it

989
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 1: because I forget. Sometimes you forget how much you love

990
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,399
Speaker 1: a food. And that's one I'm actually craving right now.

991
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 1: A rice cake. People think I eat rice cakes because

992
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 1: it's like it's anorect sic food. I love the consistency

993
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 1: of a rice cake. I love how you know we

994
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: talked about peanutver and jelly sandwich. Is the bottom of

995
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: your lunch bag? How they absorbed the peanutter and jelly.

996
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 1: I like that a rice cake absorb. I just love

997
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: the consistency. So I will put clacamole on a rice

998
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: cake immediately. Okay, I got you your favorite protein bars?

999
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh really? Are they ones that don't have any dairy

1000
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: in them? Yes? Based on the name, Okay, yes, love it?

1001
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: And is it is the flavor possibly something that I'll

1002
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: be celebrating next week? They didn't have that? Okay, Well,

1003
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: still I like all those flavors a lot, and they

1004
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 1: just I know the bar you're talking about. They recently

1005
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: READID the chemistry of it. So it's a lot, like

1006
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: not a lot. So many? How many grams? What? Six?

1007
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 1: How much? I don't know. They're like two grams. I

1008
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: think that those bars have like two grams total sugar,

1009
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:54,240
Speaker 1: but total carbs. I don't give to talk about carbs.

1010
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: Maybe let's go back on this almond milk. Yeah, I'm

1011
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: talking about sugar my in oh five sometimes the Net.

1012
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: It's a great documentary about a guy that I don't.

1013
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 1: I think the whole carb graze is just so stupid.

1014
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 1: And I know that people are gonna write to me me

1015
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: and be like, Nikki, your comments about sugar are really

1016
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: triggering me today. You know what they trigger me to.

1017
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest with myself. Sugar is something that

1018
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: I get obsessed with and I don't like a lot

1019
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: of it because I don't bost my teeth enough. And

1020
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: also carbs. I don't give a funk about carbs. The nets.

1021
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: There's net sugar, so I learned about I want to

1022
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: talk about. Oh, they used the fibers to subtract. I

1023
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: learned about fibers of nets. Fibers and nets, which is

1024
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: a new movie coming out from Okay. Is that is

1025
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: that what you got for me? Is there one more thing?

1026
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,919
Speaker 1: One more thing? And this is I think really seen.

1027
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't have this enough around the house. O. God?

1028
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:56,240
Speaker 1: Is it pepper? It is the condiment. It's a seasoning blend,

1029
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: which I just love a seasoning blend. What kind of

1030
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 1: seasoning are we talking about? You don't want to give

1031
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 1: a you know, a brand name, but you can say

1032
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: what kind it is? Like a mixture. I don't know

1033
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: what's in here? We'll just tell Okay, oh she's married.

1034
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:13,760
Speaker 1: The woman that made this, this this blend is married.

1035
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 1: She is married, but you know what she could leave

1036
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 1: in any second? Oh yeah, okay, what's it you got onions?

1037
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: How much sodium are we talking in this thing? What

1038
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: percentage of my daily sero? Really? Herbs? It's hers? Oh?

1039
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: I love it, I love You're just changing my life, Andrew,

1040
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: good job you did. Okay, let me get to yours.

1041
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: I know what you got me. You got me my anus. Okay,

1042
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,799
Speaker 1: well I know it is this week earlier this week

1043
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 1: that you had your hair was a little bit fluffier

1044
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: and poofier in the front. And you had told me

1045
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 1: that you used a gel correct a paste, A paste? No, no, no, okay,

1046
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: I'm styling cream, a styling cream. And I thought, you

1047
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 1: know what would maybe work better for him is a

1048
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: styling moose. So you got you a curl moose. Then

1049
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 1: a moose people who don't wear moose anymore, Yeah, moose

1050
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: is a very popular thing for curls. Um And then

1051
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: I got you, um, so you told us about the

1052
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: tale that's coming out? Yeah, yeah, so I got you

1053
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: medicated wipes that hemorroidal wipes with Witch Hazel their maximum

1054
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 1: strength formula. They're flushable, they're cooling, soothing, gentle soft, they're

1055
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: individually wrapped for convenience, and they're easy to use for

1056
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:40,359
Speaker 1: hemroidal and vaginal care. So you know Brenna can use

1057
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: to use. Well, um, yeah, don't do that. That sounds great.

1058
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 1: I love those. I love those. Yeah, so that'll feel good.

1059
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: You can just keep those in your wallet next to

1060
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: condoms or whatever. I guess you don't use. Then I

1061
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: got you. Um, I know you love Oh. I got

1062
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: you this thing. I don't think I've ever heard you

1063
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 1: really try this. But if you ever have sleep problems,

1064
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 1: especially on the road, if you're having trouble getting to sleep,

1065
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: I got you melatonin in a very low dose, the

1066
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: lowest jose I've ever seen. And they're gummies so that

1067
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: your boy, your boy will eat well. This will keep

1068
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: you from meeting them because you will fall sleep you

1069
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:28,320
Speaker 1: eat things. So then I also got you. Um, this

1070
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 1: is cool. I like putting moose on a little asshole. Jo.

1071
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: This one you're gonna like now. Um. This is for

1072
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: when you go up to the golf course or you're

1073
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: ever outside. It's very masculine, but it is. Do you

1074
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 1: wear a SPF on your face? Need to so good

1075
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 1: that you do? I got you thing that is for

1076
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 1: it's it's like branded for men. It's kind of like

1077
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: it's UM seventy plus SPF UM. It won't cause your

1078
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 1: pores resist sweat off an oxybend zone free. It's water

1079
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: resistant for eighty minutes, and it is for it's for sports,

1080
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: and it's number one dermatologists recommended. I didn't know either,

1081
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: remember putting on like fifteen as a kid. So and

1082
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: then I also got direct to skin heat wraps. These

1083
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: are powerful pain They're hot therapy to ease away the

1084
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: pain plus deep muscle relaxation. And I'm keeping these because

1085
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 1: I never got by heating pad, so I got myself

1086
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: these and it was a lot cheaper than the heating bad.

1087
00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: By the way, this was, this was a fraction of

1088
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: the I almost bought myself eating bad, but it would

1089
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: have cut into your supplies too much, so I got

1090
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: these for myself. What's SPF stand for? That's when you

1091
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: get that, Charlie both Yes, when you get a hair

1092
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: in your mouth, you um son protection forever. I just

1093
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 1: want to know how to break it down. I just

1094
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 1: don't know what. Oh, you know what it is. I

1095
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 1: think it's the minutes it lasts. It says, Oh yeah,

1096
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: it's like that's the amount. It's like, if you would

1097
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: burn in three minutes, this will make you burn seventy

1098
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: times that like, you can go seventy times three for

1099
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: the amount of time that you won't burn. It's some

1100
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: protection factor. Okay, So isn't it like whatever the number is,

1101
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: it's that you can times the amount of time it

1102
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: would take you to get burnt, Like, you'll get burnt

1103
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: seventy times. What do you do? What I'm saying? No?

1104
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: What is she saying? So it's eifen even one minute,

1105
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: if you get burnt, this will make it go to

1106
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes, it'll take you to bird, So fifteen times

1107
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: the amount of time, God, seventy minutes. You could probably

1108
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: not it could be wrong, but that's if you get

1109
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: burn in one minute, if it takes you fifteen minutes

1110
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: to get it's seventy times fifteen minutes. Seventy times the

1111
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: amount of makes sense. Yeah, so it's got to be thick.

1112
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: Are you excited about any of the items I got

1113
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: in your I'm excited to put that on my nose

1114
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: and act like, you know, an old lifeguard. Well, let's

1115
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: not zinc. It's going to rub in. Do you want

1116
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,040
Speaker 1: to try it now? Do you want me to give

1117
01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: you a little bit, Yeah, put a little on there.

1118
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm going out in the sun. There you go, rub it,

1119
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: rub it all over this. It is not going to

1120
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: clog your voice. I think Brenna will be appreciated, like

1121
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: will like it because it's you know, um perfect. Yeah,

1122
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: and this heat wrap. I'm so excited to get this going.

1123
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: My period is until no stay away. He's practicing being

1124
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: a lifeguard away hundred yards away from the pier. They're fishing.

1125
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:42,560
Speaker 1: They're fishing. I know you want a boogieboard. That's where

1126
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: the waves are. But I'm sorry, seriously, no, rub it

1127
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: all in, Andrew, rub it all in, get away. I

1128
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 1: always wanted to be that guy. And then they get

1129
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: angrier and angrier. Yes, I watched last night. I watched

1130
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: um So. By the way, anyone can use the Uber

1131
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,880
Speaker 1: eats app, so make sure you try out getting just

1132
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: random grocery items, things that you need from the pharmacy.

1133
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 1: Just you know, any of the stuff that we just

1134
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: ordered you can get right away to your door, your

1135
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: front door, so much faster than making a whole trip

1136
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: of it. Because sometimes you just need one or two things.

1137
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: You don't want to make a whole grocery store trip

1138
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: because then you go and you end up spending so

1139
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: much more money than you would if you just got

1140
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: someone to go get it for you. You don't have

1141
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,920
Speaker 1: to leave. Treat yourself. Try the uber eas app today.

1142
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: Final thought, Um, last night, are you watching Love on

1143
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: the Spectrum? The USA USA, the U S Edition? It's

1144
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: really really good. God, I love that show so much.

1145
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: It's sweet, it's everything that this, um you know the

1146
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: other episodes where yeah, um, I was also watching the

1147
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:50,880
Speaker 1: new Ricky Gervais special. What do you think I didn't

1148
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: watch enough of it? Yeah, but so so I went

1149
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: from jackass, Okay, I want to hear someone actually talking.

1150
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: I just put who actually wrote yeah, And then I

1151
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want that either. I don't know

1152
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 1: what I want. And then I put on Ricky Gervas fan.

1153
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm a fanish of him. He comes off a little

1154
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: pompous to me, but I obviously appreciate his work. Um

1155
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,320
Speaker 1: what you call it? And then I put on Letterman

1156
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: interviewing someone, and I hated that I couldn't find anything

1157
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: that like, oh yeah, for the this is my next

1158
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,919
Speaker 1: guest or was Cardi B And it was just like

1159
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: it was I'm very uncomfortable watching a Letterman right now.

1160
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 1: I just I don't like when people come out of

1161
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: retirement to do things. I'm just like, go relax. Like

1162
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: it makes me sad because it makes me realize that

1163
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: like because I project, and I think that someday I'm

1164
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: going to want to quit, and then I'll quit doing

1165
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: whatever I'm doing, and like I just finally have time

1166
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,840
Speaker 1: to hang out with my family and leisure time, and

1167
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm going to want to keep working and I'm not

1168
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: going to really have the same like Gusto that I

1169
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: had before. There's just something I just want Letterman to

1170
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: just go. But your celebrity status, right like, I think

1171
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: you're fusing what's up? What's up? I just know that

1172
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be running on any wet surfaces

1173
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: if you're around, I'm scared to get yelled at. Look

1174
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: it's not I just want the best for what's on

1175
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,080
Speaker 1: the beach. I'm not like somebody. I do not relate

1176
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: a lifeguard do being on the beach. I related them

1177
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: to being at a pool. Rusty was a lifeguard my

1178
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: ex business partner. Wait, what's the thing that you're going

1179
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: to say about David Letterman and my celebrity status. You

1180
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:32,920
Speaker 1: said he interviews like what you considered the A of

1181
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: the A list, and that kind of annoys me, Like,

1182
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: and I'm not even close to like that world to think.

1183
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: You know, I've had dreams of Letterman interviewing you where

1184
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 1: he came to my house. Wait, that's what was your dream? Yeah,

1185
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 1: he came to me. That wasn't even a show yet.

1186
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,520
Speaker 1: He was only still doing his studio. When when you

1187
01:03:55,520 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: were dreaming of him coming to Wyoming, are you in Wyoming?

1188
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: I've never even heard you say that word. I already

1189
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: retired and I was living on a pasture. I already

1190
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: made enough money. Letterman still alive when you're retired? Yeah,

1191
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: I hit a big fantasies making no fucking sense. What's

1192
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: that one movie? Um? Hangover? Okay, but go on, So

1193
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: I was kind of that realm. You know, what's his name?

1194
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: Alf GalF Nakis lives off the Grid? Okay? Oh oh,

1195
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: I was not his character in the movie. Know him now? Okay?

1196
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: I pictured myself as a Bill Murray ish, I'll come back.

1197
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,040
Speaker 1: Letterman still had his late night show that you would

1198
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,240
Speaker 1: fantasize about him interviewing you, and it wouldn't even be

1199
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: in his studio, would be on your farm in Wyoming,

1200
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,919
Speaker 1: which wasn't the thing that Letterman wasn't doing, like house call, No,

1201
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 1: not yet. Okay, So whoever annoys you because you are you,

1202
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: you think I will never be able to be interviewed

1203
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: by him that and it just comes off very like elitist, elitist,

1204
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:50,920
Speaker 1: And that's the same thing that I don't like. Elitist

1205
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: is um and it's someone Letterman supposed to be a

1206
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: man of the people that just like it's like funny

1207
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:58,200
Speaker 1: and like doesn't take celebrity too seriously. That was the

1208
01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 1: whole thing, that was his whole thing. Now he's worshiping

1209
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 1: Cardie and Billie Eilish, no offense to them their extraordinary talents.

1210
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: But like, I just don't buy he's never he's a comedian,

1211
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:12,080
Speaker 1: He's not an interviewer. Letterman was never someone that was

1212
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,440
Speaker 1: like getting the truth out of people, like I want

1213
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: to see Katie Kuric interview someone I would see Meredith

1214
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 1: Beer I want to see you know, I don't even

1215
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: know like Brian ed Bradley, but David Letterman, he's supposed

1216
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: to do comedy. Why is he going to the words?

1217
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: Exactly how I feel? And then I go, you know what, though,

1218
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 1: it goes back to him going to Wyoming, him going

1219
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: to them. He's losing all his power. He had power

1220
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: when he had the show, he had the desk. You

1221
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: had to impress him. Now he's trying to impress something.

1222
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 1: I feel like he has dropped a little bit of that,

1223
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: like ego, and so he's a little bit more like

1224
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: receptive to like getting to know people and being interested

1225
01:05:51,520 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: in them as opposed to like in Yes, that's the problem,

1226
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,800
Speaker 1: but guess who isn't who isn't innested in a lists?

1227
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 1: It brings us back to everything like everyone wants money,

1228
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 1: everyone wants fame. That's everyone I know. But I just

1229
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: I I have trouble getting caught. And I'm excited though,

1230
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 1: because he interviewed my friend Robin Tran, she's transgender comedian

1231
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,680
Speaker 1: for that Netflix Is a Joke Festival, and did an

1232
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,120
Speaker 1: interview with Robin, and Robin is by no means an

1233
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: a list or, and I thought that that's gonna be cool.

1234
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:25,640
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that rose. But got interviewed

1235
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: by letter. It was like a stand up showcase kind

1236
01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:33,040
Speaker 1: of thing. Oh my god, Oh right, okay, well that's

1237
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: gonna be so good. Um, but Ricky Gervais is special. Um.

1238
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: He comes out of the gate and like, I know

1239
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 1: that he would say no, I would. I would know

1240
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 1: that he would say, like, take a joke like this

1241
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: is why there are no funny female comics, because they

1242
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: all He comes out of the gates saying there are

1243
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 1: no funny women, and he makes he doubles down on

1244
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 1: the joke so many times even though he says, now

1245
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 1: that's funny because it's obviously I'm saying something that isn't true,

1246
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: that many funny women, like um, eddie is it? And

1247
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: then he got like he goes on to keep saying

1248
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: women aren't funny, And yes, I don't. I don't think

1249
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 1: Break Eat Your Rays really thinks that women aren't funny

1250
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: and that there aren't funny women. But I do believe

1251
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: that him saying that makes people who are dumb think

1252
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 1: that they're on funny one. And then that who really

1253
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,120
Speaker 1: gives a ship If I get to be successful but

1254
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: it does affect Yeah, and there's truth inside. They're they're laughing.

1255
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: He's saying we noticed a joke, but I would say

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Speaker 1: audiences like, yeah, there aren't funny women. All Right, we

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Speaker 1: gotta go. You gotta sink on your nose. This is

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Speaker 1: the end of the shows and it's been a good run.

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Speaker 1: We got one more to do tomorrow. Um, things are

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Speaker 1: won't be filled so much with sorrow, but they probably

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Speaker 1: will because it's gonna keep happening. Nothing's gonna change. And

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Speaker 1: it's not because I don't care. I do care a lot.

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Speaker 1: You should watch the Carlon documentary to get the reference

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Speaker 1: that Andrew made before. Um, this rap is uninspired, but

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Speaker 1: I'm starting to perspire because it's not going well. And

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Speaker 1: that's what happens when I start to bomb, I start

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Speaker 1: to sweat, I start to feel wet, I start to

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Speaker 1: regret starting this rap. And to take it from here,

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Speaker 1: it's really becoming spoken word is like I'm just too tired.

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Speaker 1: I'll break it. I'll bring it up. Come on, bring

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Speaker 1: it up. Man. Yo, you might want to back up

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Speaker 1: a little bit because I'm about to spit. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: spit far like my fucking hemorrhoid tail. I'll fucking put

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Speaker 1: zincon because I never fail. If you're getting close to

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Speaker 1: the pier, you better stay away because it ain't happening here.

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Speaker 1: I'll take a crab out of the sand. I'll have

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Speaker 1: a claw your nuts. I'll put it on jackass and

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Speaker 1: say Johnny knocked the road it with his fucking pen. Yeah, good,

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Speaker 1: have you stepped it? You gotta go. We love one more.

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Speaker 1: Start tomorrow. It's round out the week. Can't wait to

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Speaker 1: see you. Then, thank you so much for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show. Trying to uber eats app Uh, don't be

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Speaker 1: right that I did. He did, He did for me