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Speaker 1: Today, if up by tried butt plugs, durn sexy dam

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Speaker 1: is that the plug? I was the plug talking all right, obligatory.

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Speaker 1: This did happened today, but yesterday. Finding the funny side

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Speaker 1: of it now, so I decided to post for some laughs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: having into anal for a while but struggle with actually

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Speaker 1: performing the act due to IBS problems. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: causes a lot more pain now sounds like sounds like

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Speaker 1: a little load of fun to me. You know that's

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Speaker 1: that's playing with a loaded gun, bro. You never know

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Speaker 1: when that shit's going to explode. Literally. So me and

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Speaker 1: my partner were having sexy time yesterday. I decided we

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Speaker 1: could try some anal related stuff by using a butt

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Speaker 1: plug during sex. I figured, seeing that I enjoy the feeling,

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Speaker 1: maybe my partner would enjoy feeling the pressure for the

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Speaker 1: butt plug through the vaginal wall while we were doing

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Speaker 1: the deed. While this is very descriptive, we got it

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Speaker 1: all lubed up and inserted it in and we were

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Speaker 1: happy enjoying ourselves in doggy position. My partner was touching

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Speaker 1: the base of the butt plug as I forgot some

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, John, I'm sorry this is and I

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Speaker 1: thought it popped out doing to all these muscle contractions

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Speaker 1: that I was just owen hard. He burst out laughing

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Speaker 1: and pulls out, Well, I'm confused and looking for the plug,

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Speaker 1: so at least I can chuck it in the bathroom

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Speaker 1: sink for sanitizing. And he tells me, actually, he got

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Speaker 1: sucked up inside into my black hole, and that's what

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Speaker 1: I felt. Oh my god, there's only one option. He

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Speaker 1: had to have his hand go splunking in my a hole.

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Speaker 1: So Q a half hour long expedition to try to

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Speaker 1: remove it by hand, but it was just out of

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Speaker 1: reach for him. Oh there was another ten minutes of

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Speaker 1: careful pushing and squatting and force that hand deeper into

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Speaker 1: my cavities, and suddenly I feel massive release of pressure

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Speaker 1: and here allowing bang and a splash. Partner comes rushing

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Speaker 1: to the door, asking if I fell over or if

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Speaker 1: something happened, but I'm laughing so hard I keep farting

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Speaker 1: due to the sudden intake of air for the butt

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Speaker 1: plug rocketing out with the force of a thousand ocs.

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Speaker 1: He starts laughing As I explained, it was just the

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Speaker 1: butt plug flying out into the toilet and splashing everything

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Speaker 1: within a ten foot radius. I didn't expect so much

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Speaker 1: force to be behind it, but I guess my sphincter

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Speaker 1: muscles are stronger than the average bear. Right now, my

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Speaker 1: stomach hurts from laughing at the butt plug. I'm really

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Speaker 1: gassy and can't stop going to the bathroom due to

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Speaker 1: large amounts of lube messing with my ibs. Not all

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Speaker 1: heroes wear capes, wow, Sometimes they just use butt plugs.