1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the best of the Ben Mahler 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,199 Speaker 1: Show podcast. Be sure to catch us live every weeknight 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 1: from two to six Eastern eleven pm to three am 4 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,040 Speaker 1: Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and to find your local 5 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 1: station for the Benmatlers Show at Foxsports Radio dot Com. 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 1: You can find it there or stream us live every 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: night on the iHeartRadio app by searching FSR. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 2: This is the best of the Ben Maler Show on 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:27,800 Speaker 2: Fox Sports. 10 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: Radio from Philadelphia. And right there there it was big Game, 11 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 1: Big Game AFS and not AFC, NFC, NFC Sloberknocker. On 12 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: a cool night in the Delaware Valley. You had Jared 13 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:52,560 Speaker 1: Goff leading the motorcade from Motown, the Detroit Lions taking 14 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 1: on the phili eddelphiing is with Jalen Hurts and the 15 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: Birds the birds oll thumb wrestling action and out of 16 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: that cause we had Mike Tarrico, you had Collinsworth. They 17 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 1: were calling the game for Peacock NBC doing their thing. 18 00:01:05,959 --> 00:01:09,960 Speaker 1: They're an island game, living the island life. And if 19 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: you didn't see the game ibe you missed it, well, 20 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: don't worry. We watched so you would not have to it. 21 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: As our act of kindness, our public service, if you will, so. 22 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts did score a touchdown, he didn't throw a touchdown, 23 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: he scored a touchdown, and otherwise mostly bupkus for the 24 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 1: team representing the state of Pennsylvania. They're a feeble offensive effort, anemic. 25 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 1: But yet the Eagles offense despite not doing their job. 26 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,199 Speaker 1: He's supposed to do your job. They didn't do their job. However, 27 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: it was enough for a sixteen to nine win over 28 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: the Lions, who failed on every fourth down attempt, and 29 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: they kept going and going and going and going and 30 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: going and going. But we're going to begin with the losing. 31 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: Jaalen Hurt's not good, right, we know that. But the 32 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: better story is in the losing locker room, as the 33 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: team from Michigan an absolute stinker. The Eagles offense was 34 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,799 Speaker 1: bad that the Lions offense somehow was worse, led by 35 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 1: the quarterback Jared Goff and trickling down. The suck, the 36 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 1: gooey ooey suck was going everywhere in that Detroit Lions 37 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: locker room. The offensive side, defensively, they were not even 38 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: how good they were. The Eagles were so bad on 39 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:37,639 Speaker 1: offense it's hard hard to tell bad all the way around. 40 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: But let us discuss good jumping off point on that. 41 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 1: So we start with the quarterback Jared Goff. How do 42 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:49,480 Speaker 1: you measure Jared Goff's performance for the Lions in this game? 43 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: So on this one, I've got software, Punk Rock and 44 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 1: Tom Hanks and we will combine all of these things 45 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: together and we're gonna put them into a food processor 46 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: and just see what we get. We'll just chop everything up, 47 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,120 Speaker 1: make a puree, is what we're going to do. So 48 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: a listen, we measure it like the famous review years 49 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: ago on the Internet of the Popeyes cheddar Baby butterfly 50 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 1: shrimp thing. Remember that video. It's gone, it's a few 51 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,200 Speaker 1: years old, but still funny. Your disappointment when you watch 52 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: Jared Goff play, Your disappointment is immeasurable watching him try 53 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: to play quarterback for the Lions, and your day is ruined. 54 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: Your day is absolutely ruined watching Jared Goff attempt to 55 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: play football. This was a v g situation, vintage golf, 56 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,640 Speaker 1: watching Jared golf on Sunday night, straight out of the 57 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: vault from his era with the Rams back in the day. 58 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: And you could ram it all day. You could ram 59 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: it all night. But when Jared Golf was there, you 60 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: could not ram it in cold weather. Couldn't do it, 61 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: could not do it, couldn't happen. It's so important for 62 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: the Lions. They played a dome. You mentioned if they 63 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 1: played outdoors, Jared Goff would be out of the NFL. 64 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: Now they had to play outdoors in Detroit. Holy crap, 65 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: in the dome. He's fine, but there there it was 66 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: the sequel that nobody asked for. Watching Jared Goff futs 67 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: around out in the field. Now, Sean McVay top coach 68 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: in the NFL, Sean mcvavry. Sean McVay was so fed 69 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 1: up with Jared Goff. How fed up was he he 70 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,839 Speaker 1: actually put together a basket of first round draft picks 71 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,359 Speaker 1: and said, listen, this guy blows so much, we're gonna 72 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: give you multiple first round picks to get take Jared 73 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 1: Goff plays. We don't want to be haunted by the 74 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 1: demons of Jared Goff. And the Lions took him. Suckers, suckers, 75 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:44,840 Speaker 1: you took Jared Goff. Haaa, he stinks. I'm not. This 76 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,720 Speaker 1: is a guy. He's a little bit better than Sam Donald, 77 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: who also blows. Where are those Seahawks fans by the way, 78 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: where you're at Haha, he sucks anyway. Listen, Jared Goff 79 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: completed less than forty percent of his passes in this game. 80 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: He had one touchdown and one interception and twenty six. 81 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: I went back in, I count twenty six negative plays 82 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: for Jared Goff. Twenty six. That's not a quarterback, Okay, 83 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: that is a weather report gone wrong, which is often 84 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: the case when you watch Jared Golf play. It's not 85 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,480 Speaker 1: one bit surprising if you happen to watch Benny versus 86 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: the Penny on the YouTube. This last episode, we broke 87 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,039 Speaker 1: down the Lions game and on that TV Slash YouTube 88 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: show we talked about we talked about this and the 89 00:05:31,839 --> 00:05:35,040 Speaker 1: issues that Jared Golf has. When it's not some kind 90 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: of secret. I'm not giving inside information here. Anyone working 91 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: brain knows this. When the thermist that I mean, tad works, 92 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: when the thermist that drops before what's called California comfortable 93 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 1: anything below sixty degrees California comfortable anying below that, you 94 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: give this guy forty degree weather and win like they 95 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,200 Speaker 1: had in Philadelphia at the start of the game, got 96 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: colders the night when I was like forty five degrees. 97 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 1: Suddenly the software crashes. It just crashes. He starts buffering. 98 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: He needs an update. There's a glitch, the thing of 99 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: a jig's not working. The watching MC call, you can't 100 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: fix it. Watching Jared Golf play in cold weather is 101 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,360 Speaker 1: like watching a preview of a horror movie. You know 102 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: there's gonna be some kind of jump scare somewhere in there. 103 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: You're not sure exactly where it's going to be, but 104 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: it's gonna be in there. It's coming. And with Jared Goff, 105 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: is it going to be I don't know. Is it 106 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 1: gonna be a fumble? Is it gonna be the horrific interception? 107 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 1: What is it going to be? 108 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 3: Right? 109 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:39,039 Speaker 1: The sack, the ill time sack? Which one is gonna be? 110 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: You know it's coming, It's coming. Attractions with Jared Golf 111 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: outdoors cold weather, I'm wasn't even that cold. It's gonna 112 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: get a lot worse, right, And here's the Lions' only hope. 113 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,880 Speaker 1: And they actually had this last year and he still 114 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: left it up. But the Lion's only hope is home 115 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 1: field advantage and stay relatively healthy and then do some 116 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 1: kind of deep meditation something along those lines. And if 117 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: you do all that, you'll still probably end up screwing 118 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,040 Speaker 1: this thing up. But if you go on the road, 119 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: forget about it. You know, imagine if the Lions have 120 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: to play on the road in the playoffs in Philly 121 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: or Detroit or Green Bay or somewhere like that. Oh man, 122 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: that's not gonna end. Well, it's not anywhere outside where 123 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 1: the breeze goes above eight miles an hour. It's not 124 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 1: going to be a pleasant situation for the team that 125 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 1: wears the Honolulu Blue. There you can say it would 126 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: be OvR over. He just fizzles and shrivels, Jared Goff, 127 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,120 Speaker 1: and it just you know it's gonna happen. Well, here's 128 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 1: Jared Goff, in his own words, the man that's stunk 129 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: it up for the Detroit Lions in golf. Here, let's 130 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: jump the cut two here pointing out that he did 131 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: not get the job done. 132 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 3: Take a list six and four right in the middle 133 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,840 Speaker 3: of the season, got three home games coming up, got 134 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,960 Speaker 3: a lot to look forward to, a lot of a 135 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 3: lot of us things in front of us. We got 136 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,320 Speaker 3: a good veteran unit. We respond the right way, We 137 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 3: will respond the right way. And yeah, it sucks as stings. 138 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 3: You want to come out here and play well and 139 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:10,720 Speaker 3: beat a really good team and be able to have 140 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 3: you know, a kind of hallmark win of the middle 141 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 3: of the season, but didn't get a ton and got 142 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 3: to move on final way to win next week. We 143 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,720 Speaker 3: had to do our job and try to score. Wow, 144 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,320 Speaker 3: we didn't. 145 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,320 Speaker 1: He still goes horrible. 146 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,600 Speaker 3: It's worse. You know, our defense plays well and I 147 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 3: feel like you let them down, and you know, I know, 148 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 3: I certainly do, and it sucks. 149 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: I think that might take the right I don't know. 150 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,760 Speaker 1: That seemed like the record setter for most cliche. That 151 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: was pretty good. 152 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 3: Here. 153 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: That's how long was that sound? 154 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:32,840 Speaker 2: By? 155 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: What are we looking at here? Thirty seconds? Thirty seconds? 156 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:40,760 Speaker 1: I wasn't counting at the beginning. I want to play 157 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,240 Speaker 1: the cliche game. Do we have? Do we have the standard? 158 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,439 Speaker 1: Do we have? You give me some Scott pod Sednik 159 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: to get me in the mood here. This is the 160 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: all time king of the cliches. Here. This is a 161 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 1: guy used to be a baseball player. Well he still 162 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: guess a former baseball player played for the Dodgers at 163 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: the end of his careers, know as a White Sox. 164 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: He was on the White Sox team that won the 165 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 1: World Series twenty years ago, and he played for the 166 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,439 Speaker 1: He bounced around, play with the Mariners, play with the Dodgers. Anyway, 167 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: he was doing the Dodger post game thing, and he 168 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: gave us the gold standard for most cliches. Take a list. 169 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,240 Speaker 1: It's Zidy right here. 170 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 4: Well, they're all important. We got to win as many 171 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 4: as we can. A lot of baseball we played. Anything 172 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 4: can happen. Yeah, We're gonna come the yard each and 173 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 4: every day, bottle each night and look up at the 174 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 4: end of see what we say, and we know our 175 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 4: work is cut out for us. 176 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 1: We got a lot of work to do. 177 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,120 Speaker 4: Hopefully we can all come together, realize what we have 178 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 4: here and try to get something done. 179 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: That's the gold standard. Let's hear now, we will juxtapose 180 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 1: what you just heard, and now we will do the count. 181 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 1: Before we count though, Let's play a little game. You 182 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: can play along as well as you listen here and 183 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: try to stay focused on what you're doing. Let's try 184 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: thirty second sound bite. Let's try to guess how many 185 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: cliches Jared Goff worked into a thirty second sound bite. 186 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:50,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm gonna go fourteen. I'm gonna go fourteen. 187 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,560 Speaker 1: Anyone else went in on this a lot? That is 188 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 1: a lot. 189 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,280 Speaker 5: I'll go half of you half. 190 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: That's seven. Oh, it's more than seven. It's got to 191 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: be more than seven. All right, coop for a thirty 192 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: second sound and he doubled up on some. But we're 193 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,079 Speaker 1: gonna count those. 194 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 6: So I think he's closer to Loraina. I think there 195 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,240 Speaker 6: was a lot of talking with them without saying much. 196 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,839 Speaker 1: So okay, all right, I don't know. All right, here 197 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,280 Speaker 1: we go. We're playing the Jared golf cliche game. This 198 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 1: is the suck bag quarterback of you Detroit Lions. Let's 199 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 1: go to the audio tape. Here we go, play again, 200 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:21,079 Speaker 1: six and four. 201 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 3: Right in the middle of the season, got three home 202 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 3: games coming up, got a lot to look forward to, 203 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 3: got a lot of football ahead of us. Everything's in 204 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 3: front of us. We got a good veteran unit. We 205 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 3: responded the right way. 206 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,240 Speaker 1: We Sava spawned the right way. 207 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,439 Speaker 3: And yeah it sucks his stings. You come out here 208 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 3: and play well and bed a really good team and 209 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 3: be able to have you know, kind of hallmark win 210 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,840 Speaker 3: of the middle of the season. But didn't get a 211 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 3: ton got to move on final way to win next week. 212 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 3: We had to do our job and try four points 213 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,240 Speaker 3: and we didn't. It feels horrible. 214 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:44,880 Speaker 1: It's there's worse. 215 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,959 Speaker 3: You know, our defense plays well and feel like you 216 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 3: let them down, and you know, I know I certainly 217 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,440 Speaker 3: do and it sucks. 218 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,880 Speaker 1: I think that's I think I had thirteen. I counted thirteen. 219 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,000 Speaker 1: He was like he was at seven. I feel like 220 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: he was at seven in like twelve seconds. Yes, it was, 221 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 1: it was. It was a rapid fire playing a guy. 222 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,640 Speaker 1: Guys playing the guy. 223 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,599 Speaker 3: You can't six and four. Right in the middle of 224 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 3: the season. One got three home games coming up. 225 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 5: We're right, we got home games. 226 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,520 Speaker 1: We got home games coming up. 227 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:16,720 Speaker 7: All we got home games. 228 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,240 Speaker 1: Middle. That's not a cliche. You don't win all your 229 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 1: home games. It's a cliche. It's laziness, is what it is. 230 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,559 Speaker 1: Plany guy, blady guy right. 231 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 3: In the middle of the season, got three home games 232 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 3: coming up to look. 233 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 1: Forward to, not to look forward by fat ass. 234 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,160 Speaker 3: Out of us. Everything's in front of us. We got 235 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 3: a good veteran unit. We responded, call meself out here 236 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 3: and play well. And he had a really good team. 237 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: Okay, he's empty the man's got no soul. There's Jared Goff. 238 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 1: I can't wait till his cheesy radio show in Detroit. 239 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,560 Speaker 1: I'm sure that'll be amazing anyway, all right now, move 240 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,600 Speaker 1: turn the page. The other issue, the will the beast 241 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 1: in the room, if you will, for the Detroit Lions. 242 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: Here the Lions who entered the game averaging thirty one 243 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: point four points per game. Of course, that was mostly 244 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 1: in domes and against bad opponents. They turned the ball 245 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:09,800 Speaker 1: over five times on downs. They didn't punk the ball away, 246 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,000 Speaker 1: they didn't they didn't throw interceptions and fumbled. They turned 247 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: it over on downs, Okay, which is not ideal. Was 248 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 1: not the record, but it was close to the record. 249 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: And so that's where we are here is let's hear 250 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 1: from Jared Gough. This is a cut one on Jared Goff. 251 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 1: Here's Jared Goff on the fourth quarter or the fourth 252 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,840 Speaker 1: down players. What do you ha to say? 253 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,360 Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything to do with him and 254 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 3: I I think there was just tight coverage and yeah, 255 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:39,440 Speaker 3: we just didn't connect. There's a few I'd like to 256 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 3: have back that I that I just missed on. Slight 257 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,680 Speaker 3: miscommunication on our end on one or two of them maybe, 258 00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 3: but it should never be that bad. It really shouldn't. 259 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 3: It wasn't good enough. 260 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:54,960 Speaker 1: Okay, And now here's Dan Campbell, Dan Campbell just in general, 261 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 1: forget just the fourth downs, but here's Dan Campbell pointing 262 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,800 Speaker 1: out that, well, this did not go as planned. 263 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:02,800 Speaker 8: We were just a little off. I mean, it really 264 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 8: was kind of one of those days. I hate saying that, 265 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 8: but it was just a little bit of one of 266 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 8: those days. And Golf and Saint Brown don't connect more 267 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:13,839 Speaker 8: than that. You know, that's just a rare thing because 268 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 8: those guys, those guys have such a good connection. But 269 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 8: you know, there again, man, we're all involved in this. 270 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 8: We all got a hand in it for me, the coaches, 271 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 8: all of us. Man, everybody that's part of this offense. 272 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 8: You know, we got to be better, especially in a 273 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,720 Speaker 8: day like today when you're playing that kind of defense, 274 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 8: that kind of team. 275 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 6: Yeah. 276 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,199 Speaker 1: Right, So that Dan Campbell took over as the play caller. 277 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:35,640 Speaker 1: Continue that. So the question, let's just focus in on 278 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,600 Speaker 1: the fourth then we'll focus in on the on the 279 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 1: fourth down. So why does Dan Campbell continue to be 280 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:48,040 Speaker 1: a unhinged daredevil on fourth then? So the obvious answer 281 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 1: is because this is who he is, this is who 282 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 1: he has become. He loves punk rock. He's a big 283 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,400 Speaker 1: fan of punk rock. Dan Campbell his favorite band all 284 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 1: time is Bad Religion. Big fan of Bad Religion, and 285 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: this is nerd approved. I can't think of a more 286 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 1: meat head coach than Dan Campbell, and I like the guy. 287 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: I don't hate Dan Campbell. He the guy's a meathead. 288 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: The guy's an absolute meathead. I don't have a problem 289 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:11,640 Speaker 1: with it. But some nerds said, okay, go for it 290 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: on fourth then, and Dan Campbell's like okay. So he 291 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 1: grunted like the caveman and said, Okay, I'll just go 292 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 1: for it on fourth out every single time. No logic, 293 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: no rhyme, no reason. I'll just keep going for it 294 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,600 Speaker 1: on fourth out over and over and over and over, 295 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 1: and it gets approved and the geeks like it and 296 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,920 Speaker 1: the smart people like it. I'm gonna keep doing it. 297 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:34,920 Speaker 1: I can't stop. Dan Campbell wakes up every morning every 298 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: morning and he pounds a coffee the size of a 299 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: fire extinguisher and then whispers to himself, Live by the Sword, 300 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 1: Die by the Sword, and Sunday night. If you watch 301 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 1: the game, that was a bloody crime scene, very violent 302 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: death for the Detroit Lions, zero for five on fourth down. 303 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: A lot of stuff spilled everywhere, and as a result, 304 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 1: because of this, the Detroit Lions find themselves in the 305 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 1: eighth sp in the NFC. You want to take a 306 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: guess how many teams make the playoffs in the NFC. 307 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: In ain't eight. Right now, the Detroit Lions are a 308 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: non playoff team. Let me repeat that for those of you 309 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,040 Speaker 1: in the back round. The Lions are not a playoff 310 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,080 Speaker 1: team at this point. They're out. They're out of the playoffs. 311 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 1: Seven in their number eight. That's your twenty twenty five 312 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: Detroit Lions six and four and watching from the kids 313 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: table when the playoffs start if the Lions do not 314 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 1: pick things up here. Dan Campbell, he coaches like every 315 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 1: game is a bar fight at a waffle house at 316 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 1: two thirty in the morning, and look when it works, 317 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,960 Speaker 1: and it has worked a lot the last couple years 318 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: of the Lions. He's the folk hero. He's the macho man, 319 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 1: Dan Hambell, biting kneecaps and all that stuff and lifting 320 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: weight weight up, and like he's like a superhero picking 321 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 1: a school bus up off somebody fell on top of. 322 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,720 Speaker 1: He's just that's who he is. But when it doesn't, 323 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: it becomes biblical and not in a good one. All right, 324 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 1: the Lord give it, the Lord take it away for 325 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 1: the Detroit Lions here and on Sunday night he took 326 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 1: it away hard, hard, hard heart. And the best part 327 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: I love the shots of Dan Campbell when he seems 328 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 1: genuinely shocked that that fourth down play didn't happen, like 329 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: it didn't work. Oh my god, I can't believe it 330 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:18,680 Speaker 1: didn't happen. It's amazing. What is up with that? All right? 331 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:23,160 Speaker 1: Last word? We go now to the Philadelphia side of things, 332 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:27,200 Speaker 1: where the Eagles win without any style points. What is 333 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 1: the here's the question, what is the most puzzling thing 334 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: about the Eagles offense under Jalen Hurts? A Super Bowl 335 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:39,200 Speaker 1: winning quarterback? You can never criticize Jalen Hurts? What a bet? 336 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 1: Stay tuned, all right, So what is the most puzzling 337 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,600 Speaker 1: thing about the Eagles offense with Jalen Hurts? How about 338 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: everything with the capitally, everything with the capital. It's like 339 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,920 Speaker 1: Tom Hanks line from Forrest Gump Life and the Eagles 340 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 1: offense like a box of chocolate. You never know what 341 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: you're gonna get you just don't. And the Eagles they 342 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,840 Speaker 1: seem fine to the low information fan. Everything's great, all right, 343 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,320 Speaker 1: and it's working right now. They're eight and two. They're 344 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 1: on top of the NFC because of the tiebreaker, the 345 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 1: blocked fuel goal by the Eagles against the Rams. They 346 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 1: own the tiebreaker with the Rams, who beat a bad 347 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,480 Speaker 1: Seattle Sam Dartle in that game. More than that later, 348 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 1: But the Eagles are in the presidential suite right now. 349 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,240 Speaker 1: They are. They've got the room service going, they got 350 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 1: the maid service they've got to turn down. So they 351 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,200 Speaker 1: got everything you need all right there. All while they're 352 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:35,080 Speaker 1: quarterback Jalen Hurts is delivering the minimum viable effort do 353 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 1: the bare minut. You might as well work at the 354 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 1: DMV watching them play quarterback? My god, what happened? Where's 355 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 1: the vertical passing game? Where did it go? Where was it? Ever? 356 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: I thought that was a superstar quarterback. You told me 357 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,080 Speaker 1: all Jaalden Hursts need to win the Super Bowl, superstar quarterback. 358 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,680 Speaker 1: Boo done. Okay, won the Super Bowl, and this is 359 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 1: what you get. That's a super Bowl winning quarterback there. 360 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,680 Speaker 1: I thought Offensive Player of the Year, that kind of guy. 361 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,840 Speaker 1: Where's that guy? You want checkdown, so he'll give you 362 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 1: a checkdown. A lot of checkdown misthrowsw sailing over the 363 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:10,080 Speaker 1: head or bouncing on the ground, avoiding risk like it's gluten. 364 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: There's a lot of that. That seems to be the 365 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,680 Speaker 1: biggest issue that Jalen Hurts is afraid to throw balls 366 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,000 Speaker 1: into tight windows because it's gonna get picked off, and 367 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,320 Speaker 1: so rather he'll check it down. And the result is 368 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 1: you score less than fourteen points most games. And so 369 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 1: that's your franchise quarterback. And you look at the play 370 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,600 Speaker 1: mixer it with squamp Barkley and the background in the 371 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,560 Speaker 1: background and backfield rather but aj Brown. Look at these 372 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: guys they have on offense in Philadelphia, and it's like 373 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: watching someone drive a Nascar in the right lane going 374 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: forty eight miles an hour. Well, no, the goal is 375 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 1: not to go forty eight miles an hour in the 376 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 1: right lane. And you know you've got to do something 377 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,159 Speaker 1: more than that. That's not good. And Philly, listen, they 378 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,880 Speaker 1: keep humming along, right, they keep humming along. Everything's great here. 379 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,239 Speaker 1: They win ugly builds, character builds great, and they win 380 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:55,120 Speaker 1: sloppy games, and they win in the mud. Of course, 381 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 1: there's no mud on these games, most of these fields 382 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 1: because they're all field turf. But they win ugly. They 383 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,800 Speaker 1: win ugly. And the Eagles offense really the football version 384 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,639 Speaker 1: of a student that didn't study the night before an 385 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:13,840 Speaker 1: exam and then rolls in there bleary eyed, hungry, thirsty, 386 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: and they get it done. They get it done and 387 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: somehow get an a minus. That just seems to work 388 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 1: out for them. I don't know how they do it. 389 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 1: The defense in this case is bailing out. The last 390 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 1: couple of games. The Eagles defense is absolutely build them 391 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,639 Speaker 1: out against Green Bay and now this week here, this 392 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:33,000 Speaker 1: is another Island game against the Detroit Lions. The run 393 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,879 Speaker 1: game does just enough with Barkley just enough, and Hertz 394 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,600 Speaker 1: just does the bare minimum not to lose. And that's 395 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 1: the recipe right now for the Philadelphia Eagles. It shouldn't work, 396 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,040 Speaker 1: but it does work. It is working. And that's the 397 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 1: paradox with the Eagles, because Mark my Worth, you look 398 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,359 Speaker 1: at that puzzle and said, well, the puzzle's working. I 399 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,800 Speaker 1: can hear Fats and Philly and Jonathan and Delaware and 400 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,760 Speaker 1: those guys and Fry Daddy O all our Eagle fans, 401 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,479 Speaker 1: so they oh, it's working. Those are you? Those are 402 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:06,200 Speaker 1: mallards work gang? Okay, okay, all right, for now, for now, 403 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 1: sooner or later, sooner or later. It catches up to you. 404 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: It always does. It always catches up to you. 405 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 2: For now. 406 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:17,000 Speaker 1: It's it's clicking. It's not sustainable, it's not Be. 407 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 2: Sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show 408 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,120 Speaker 2: weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox 409 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,800 Speaker 2: Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 410 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 7: Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day 411 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,080 Speaker 7: five to seven pm Eastern. 412 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:31,880 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. 413 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,199 Speaker 7: We never have enough time to get to everything we 414 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:34,800 Speaker 7: want to get. 415 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:37,159 Speaker 9: To, and that's why we have a brand new podcast 416 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 9: called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun 417 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 9: in our two hour show. 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Remember you could see it 435 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 9: on YouTube, but definitely join us. Listen Over Promised with 436 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 9: Cavino and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or 437 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 9: wherever you get your podcasts. 438 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:34,760 Speaker 1: So our lead this hour from Cincinnati. We go to Cincinnati. 439 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:38,119 Speaker 1: We do not go back and rehash the Monday night game, 440 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 1: the Cowboys winning big over the Raiders. But our leader 441 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,520 Speaker 1: is from Cincinnati, where the flem flies. The talk follows 442 00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 1: When the flem Flies, the talk follows follow up, follow 443 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:56,680 Speaker 1: up to a previous Malard monologue. We now have the 444 00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,640 Speaker 1: Court of the NFL ruling on what happened. You might 445 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,679 Speaker 1: remember Bengals wide receiver Jalen Jamar rather Jamar Chase. The 446 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 1: Bengal wide receiver Jamar Chase got into it with Jalen Ramsey, 447 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:14,360 Speaker 1: the journeyman defensive back. They went back and forth. Ramsey 448 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,400 Speaker 1: was ejected and he said Posting said, listen, that guy 449 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:22,399 Speaker 1: sped on me. That guy's a spinner. And uh, oh my, 450 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,639 Speaker 1: oh my god. Well, the NFL's ruled because at the 451 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 1: time Jamar Chase said, well, I didn't do it. I 452 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:34,359 Speaker 1: didn't spit. No spit from me didn't happen. Well, it 453 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: turns out that Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase has been 454 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:43,680 Speaker 1: suspended for one game one game for spitting on Jalen Ramsey. 455 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 1: Chase can and will appeal the NFL's ruling to suspend him. 456 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,880 Speaker 1: They say it's it's up in the air. I've heard 457 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 1: he has already started the appeal process. The evidence is overwhelming, 458 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: overwhelming evidence that he did it, and barring some kind 459 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:10,120 Speaker 1: of eleventh hour plea deal, some kind of pardon from 460 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 1: the NFL, Jamar Chase will miss the Week twelve game 461 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 1: against the New England Patriots. If the suspension is uphill, 462 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,240 Speaker 1: he'll be out. So that is a good jumping off point. 463 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:28,200 Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question did did Bengals wide receiver 464 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,800 Speaker 1: Jamar Chase actions warrant the one game NFL suspension. So 465 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 1: my observations of this, I have Planet Earth, Anthony Bourdain, 466 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:43,360 Speaker 1: and rotting barn in the woods, and we will combine 467 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,679 Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to 468 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: make some delicious kettle corn. Man, If you get kettlecorn 469 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,520 Speaker 1: with just the right salt and sugar, it's one of 470 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 1: the great things. Not good for your teeth, but it's 471 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 1: really good, all right. So Number one, to answer the question, 472 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,439 Speaker 1: did Jamar Chase actions did his actions warrant the suspensioned? Uh, 473 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,240 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go a hell to the yeah, with a 474 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 1: giant chunk of mucus, big gooey green gob of mucus. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 475 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,800 Speaker 1: The tape, don't lie, the tape, don't lie. We saw it. 476 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,200 Speaker 1: It wasn't ai. You spin on a guy, you're out. 477 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 1: You spin on a guy, you're right now. In the 478 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,320 Speaker 1: old days, they would encourage spitting, but not right now, 479 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,120 Speaker 1: not right now. There's really no gray area on this. 480 00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,639 Speaker 1: Like I was thinking about as I was driving in, 481 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 1: was there any really out on this that you can 482 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,280 Speaker 1: you can go to. It's the single most disrespectful thing 483 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: that one can do on a football field outside of 484 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,880 Speaker 1: kicking someone in the nuts kick him in the pills. 485 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:55,119 Speaker 1: That's pretty bad, I would say, spitting a giant loogie 486 00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,240 Speaker 1: right there in your face. Man, that's it. And it's 487 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: it's on four K video, it's not like the Who's 488 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 1: AI really okay? Crystal clear pristine video. And it looks 489 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: like someone shot the video on a brand new iPhone. 490 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 1: Like you know how you watch those commercials like the 491 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,000 Speaker 1: iPhone and they show like yeah, they slow down everything 492 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,280 Speaker 1: and they show you how good the camera is. 493 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 3: It. 494 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:24,920 Speaker 1: It was that kind of thing. It was like, oh, man, 495 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,160 Speaker 1: that's really good. Look at that camera. Wow, that's expensive, 496 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,560 Speaker 1: but that's a good camera. I can see look at 497 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,679 Speaker 1: I can see that. I can see the little flem, 498 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: the pieces of phlegm, I can see it coming out 499 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,480 Speaker 1: of the mouth of the player. You can literally see 500 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 1: the lugie, the launch angle. Baseball people love launch angle. 501 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: You could see the launch angle on the lougie and 502 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,560 Speaker 1: as it approached Jalen Ramsey and his shoulder pads, you 503 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: could see it the launch angle. I'll have to check 504 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: with the Elias Sports Bureau, but it looked like one 505 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,119 Speaker 1: of those nature documentaries. I'm a big documentary guy, so 506 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,199 Speaker 1: I'll watch even nature documentaries, because that's exciting life. I 507 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,360 Speaker 1: live as a middle aged man, so I watched these 508 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:06,439 Speaker 1: nature documentaries and it's like Planet Earth, the migration of 509 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,440 Speaker 1: the saliva wad, and you get some big voiceover guy 510 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,880 Speaker 1: there with a deep voice, and you do the voiceover 511 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:18,199 Speaker 1: the giant blob just gliding through the air on a 512 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 1: thermal current right to the player. Boom, President has been set. 513 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 1: We know that we talked about this. This is the 514 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 1: at least the second spinning monologue that we've gotten. Remember 515 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 1: the first game of the NFL season Philadelphia and Dallas, 516 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,120 Speaker 1: there was the there was Originally it was like Dak 517 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,720 Speaker 1: Prescott spit, but he you're allowed to spit as long 518 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: as the phlegm does not touch another human being. You 519 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,600 Speaker 1: can spin on the ground, which proves the NFL does 520 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 1: not respect Mother Earth, because the NFL allows you to 521 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,959 Speaker 1: spit giant wads of mucus onto Mother Earth, but if 522 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,399 Speaker 1: you spin on another human being, it becomes problematic. So 523 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: Jalen Carter got tossed before the game. That counted as 524 00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: a He was like on the field, but he didn't 525 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,240 Speaker 1: play in a play, an actual snap, and so that 526 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 1: counted as a game suspension. So actions create consequences. We 527 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 1: all know that. And you do the crime, and you 528 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,640 Speaker 1: have to do the time. In this case, if you 529 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: spit crime, you spit time. You have to do that. 530 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,639 Speaker 1: You have to do that. So and what would the 531 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 1: defense be? Let's try to workshop that. What do you 532 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 1: think the defense would be for Jamar Chase the Bengal 533 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:36,679 Speaker 1: wide receiver, Like, what would the defense be? Sorry, your honor, 534 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to have to go over this with you. 535 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,400 Speaker 1: I missed the bullseye. The lugi actually drifted, and since 536 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 1: the lugi drifted, I should only be suspended for the 537 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,960 Speaker 1: first half. Well don we don't do that. We do 538 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,160 Speaker 1: full game, we don't do first time. Well no, no, no, 539 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,720 Speaker 1: I did not hit Ramsey in the face with the phlem. 540 00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:00,439 Speaker 1: I did not, Like, what are we doing? It's you 541 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:05,320 Speaker 1: don't get leniency because your spit had bad wind resistance. 542 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,159 Speaker 1: Which is what happened to Jamar Chase. Here is he 543 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: hit the shoulder pad the jersey but not it did 544 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,960 Speaker 1: not appear. There might have been some shrapnel, mucus, little 545 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 1: bits of bacteria that hit Ramsey, but the main lugi 546 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 1: and I watched this about one hundred times. The main 547 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: lugi hit the jersey shoulder pad area of Jalen Ramsey. 548 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 1: You know, so just listen't just own it, you hawk 549 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,400 Speaker 1: to it. And that's what you did. 550 00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:37,840 Speaker 5: And night. 551 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,800 Speaker 1: There you go. Now the good news I'll be Benny 552 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,960 Speaker 1: Brightside because I'm not just a negative overnight gas bag. 553 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,240 Speaker 1: I will be Benny Brightside here and as Benny Brightside. 554 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,600 Speaker 1: The good news is Jamar Chase now has dinner reservations 555 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,920 Speaker 1: with legends like Roberto Alomar and Carl Everett and who 556 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 1: else a Jalen Carter, Bill Romanowski, the greatest Rajon Rondo. 557 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,200 Speaker 1: Remember when he's spat on some of your monologue about 558 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: that Reggie Miller a spinner. Do you know that? Yeah, 559 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,360 Speaker 1: Reggie Miller. So, Paul, you spat on a fan back 560 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 1: in the day with the pacers. So now how cool 561 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,040 Speaker 1: is that Jamar Jamar Chase can can pass the breadsticks 562 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,880 Speaker 1: around the table, have some fetcini Alfredo with Roberto Alomar 563 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,240 Speaker 1: and Carl Everett and Jalen Carter and Bill Romanowski and 564 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:28,000 Speaker 1: all those guys. Rondo, that's a holy trinity of flem 565 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:29,840 Speaker 1: It's great. 566 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maler 567 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,600 Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Now 568 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,080 Speaker 2: Mailer's Mountain of money? 569 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 5: Hello? 570 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 2: Do you have what it takes to get to the top? 571 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:45,640 Speaker 2: Probably not. 572 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: Let's do it real quick. Let's welcome in our contestants. 573 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: We have Eenie meenie, miney moe. We've got Nick in 574 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 1: Washington's gonna play. Hello, Nick, Welcome. Let's taft our Dave. 575 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 1: You're gonna play Hello, Dave? Welcome? 576 00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 9: Dave? 577 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 1: Hello, Dave. Who do you want to partner up with? Dave? 578 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,520 Speaker 5: I like Nick? 579 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,080 Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Fine? 580 00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:08,840 Speaker 3: Uh? 581 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: Nick, who do you want to partner up with? Quickly? 582 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:12,600 Speaker 8: Give me Ben? 583 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,160 Speaker 2: Give me Ben? 584 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,960 Speaker 1: All right, I'll give you Ben, fine, very nice and 585 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: far out? Dave. Yeah, you're with Coop? Okay? 586 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:19,680 Speaker 3: Good? Four? 587 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 1: All right, very good. Let's play the game coop quickly? Please? 588 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 1: All right? 589 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 6: This is the Martin Scorre says the addition, he turned 590 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 6: eighty three years old yesterday, same birthday as me. Category one, 591 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 6: Italian American, Category two, Casino, thank you, Category three, the 592 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 6: Wolf of Wall Street, and category four the fifty year argument. Uh, Nick, 593 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 6: you were on I guess day was on? 594 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,320 Speaker 1: First? You dig? 595 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 5: You want Italian American? 596 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,000 Speaker 1: All right? 597 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 6: Nick? 598 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: Which category led him to that category. I feel like 599 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,200 Speaker 1: you led him to that category. Nick. 600 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 6: Yes, we are in a hurry. Nick, which category would 601 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 6: you like? Okay, Nick, which category you want? Casino, Wolf 602 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 6: of Wall Street or the fifty year argument? 603 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, we're gonna go. 604 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,160 Speaker 10: Are we going first? I don't know what's going on. 605 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 10: David and I are gonna go. All right, we have 606 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 10: Italian American Dave. These athletes all have Italian backgrounds. We 607 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 10: need the first and last name. Forty five seconds. Let's begin. 608 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 6: He was the best quarterback ever before Tom Brady. I'm 609 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,800 Speaker 6: gonna give no Okay, it's Dave's. The anthem, David's, and 610 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,959 Speaker 6: it's endings for the forty nine ers. Don't answer, Nick, Yes, okay, 611 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 6: now the one that Nick just said. 612 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, yeah, that counts turn no, yes, 613 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,600 Speaker 1: it doesn't count. All right. 614 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,440 Speaker 6: The Italian catcher for the Mets, shut up, that's bull crap. 615 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:51,640 Speaker 6: The Italian catcher for the Mets, no was, Oh my god, 616 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,120 Speaker 6: he was. He was on the Dodgers and they got 617 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 6: traded to the Mets. 618 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 2: Okay, Mike, yes, uh. 619 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 6: This is a backup quarterback for the Patriots. He dated 620 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,959 Speaker 6: at porn star. I think I should get fifteen more 621 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 6: seconds because. 622 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 1: That is cheating. All right, you're done? All right, Well 623 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 1: we'll go ahead. Hold on, let me put it in 624 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 1: because I know Dave's gonna answer to it. I don't 625 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,720 Speaker 1: want that, all right? All right, Nick, are you ready? Nick? 626 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,120 Speaker 1: All right? These athletes are avid investors. All right, we 627 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 1: need first and last name, forty five seconds on the clock, 628 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 1: and here we go. A quarterback curly for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yes, 629 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:39,120 Speaker 1: the greatest cheating. Oh my god, you're cheating. You're cheating. 630 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: That's not cheating, the greatest cheating Yankee shortstop. But Coop's 631 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: losing his cheating. 632 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,440 Speaker 5: That's cheating. You're cheating. 633 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 1: Envy p Finals for the Golden State Warriors. But a 634 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,000 Speaker 1: couple of years back against Cleveland, had a big block shot, 635 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,640 Speaker 1: uh six man, kind of backup guy for Golden State. 636 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:06,640 Speaker 1: All right, linebacker, there you have to Coop is now 637 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: Coop has now ruined the game. 638 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 3: I ruined the game? 639 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,840 Speaker 1: Now ruined? You tried to cheat? You got in the beginning, 640 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:18,760 Speaker 1: and then Jodice I was playing by the rules. 641 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 5: Cool about the rules. 642 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,520 Speaker 1: You said that was an illegal, No, it's not. Was 643 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: against the bylaws if you read the because. 644 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 6: The rule was answering, not a mediot. 645 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,560 Speaker 1: You cheated you. That is a legal act. It's against 646 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,960 Speaker 1: the rules of malos, not the money. That's not the rules. 647 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,640 Speaker 1: Like the rules, what is what's the rule you had his? 648 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,080 Speaker 1: What's the rule? The rule is do what you. 649 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,840 Speaker 5: Did since we're not allowed. All right, Dave, we're gonna 650 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:49,560 Speaker 5: win this right now. 651 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: You're not gonna win it right now, Yes we are. 652 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,480 Speaker 1: You're not. 653 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 5: Do you want casino or the fifty year argument? All right? 654 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,440 Speaker 5: These athletes all have gambling issues. 655 00:33:59,160 --> 00:33:59,520 Speaker 1: All right. 656 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,640 Speaker 6: He was the picture for the Indians who just got indicted. 657 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 6: All right, he is a wide or oh he put 658 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 6: him on hold? Wow, what he's the picture? 659 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,839 Speaker 1: I put him on a lot of what you're talking. 660 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,839 Speaker 1: But he's a picture the. 661 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 5: Indians that just got indicted. 662 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,279 Speaker 1: A right, I put him on hold. All right. 663 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,920 Speaker 5: He's the wide receiver for the Lions. 664 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: Sorry, Coop, you don't get Yeah, you're really mature. There 665 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,760 Speaker 1: you go. You ruined the game. He ruined the game. 666 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,160 Speaker 2: He ruined the game.