Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera
Speaker 1: je Edge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod. We are recapping season two, episode twelve of
Speaker 2: Dubai Yes.
Speaker 3: And so obviously they only have thirteen episodes because next.
Speaker 2: Week season's ally.
Speaker 3: Where do you think they're going to do it at? Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is Caroline Gonn announced she's pregnant.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: If I was a betting girl, I'd say no.
Speaker 2: But now I don't know. After these conversations with her mom,
Speaker 2: I'm starting to see.
Speaker 4: She's getting a little softed up.
Speaker 3: She's getting a little softed up and an astro baby,
Speaker 3: and they'll be done well.
Speaker 2: Stanbury's parents are coming to see her new house. Caroline
Speaker 2: tells her mother that her hypnotherapist is taking her back
Speaker 2: to her time at boarding school. Caroline says boarding school
Speaker 2: is outdated. Her mother says it teaches you discipline and
Speaker 2: about relationship. Caroline disagrees, saying it stunts relationships and now
Speaker 2: she can't share her problems. Her mother says, well, that's
Speaker 2: a good thing.
Speaker 3: She's yes, we know where you get it from. Caroline, Caroline,
Speaker 3: I've never I've learned from hypnotherapy that I'm not soft. Really, Caroline,
Speaker 3: I could have saved you the money and told you
Speaker 3: that from one hearty to another, you're not soft.
Speaker 2: Guard, You're not soft.
Speaker 3: But she clearly gets it from her mom like they're
Speaker 3: very British, like very But I mean I had to
Speaker 3: My ex was just like that.
Speaker 2: There was Yeah, but I think also, I mean this
Speaker 2: is would you ever I mean, I know your kids
Speaker 2: are older now, but would you consider them consider sending
Speaker 2: your kids to boarding school?
Speaker 3: No? No, I have a neighbor that sent their kid
Speaker 3: to a boarding school, but it was a military school,
Speaker 3: and I think it was because he was having problems
Speaker 3: and he went and came back a better person. So
Speaker 3: I get it. I mean, I do think that kids
Speaker 3: need discipline, but I didn't have my children to send
Speaker 3: them away. Well, I'm trying to keep Sophie at home
Speaker 3: as long as possible.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that boarding school may have crossed my
Speaker 2: mind one to ten thousand times a day.
Speaker 3: Oh for sure. But you mean you going to boarding school? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah me.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm actually guys, I'm gonna be gone for the
Speaker 2: next eight months and going to boarding school.
Speaker 4: But I do.
Speaker 2: I I believe in like sending my kids to camp,
Speaker 2: Like I think it gives you a learning experience.
Speaker 3: You know, I haven't. It's always great because then they
Speaker 3: have a fit the entire time they're there, and you
Speaker 3: feel bad and you have to deal with it. Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: No, they don't even let you, Like you get letters
Speaker 2: and then you see the little letters. But it was
Speaker 2: a very East Coast thing. For like, when I was
Speaker 2: growing up, half of the kids, like they would hit
Speaker 2: eighth grade and then they'd go away for a high
Speaker 2: school to boarding school. It was a very East Coast thing.
Speaker 3: Every summer in New York, everybody sends their kid away
Speaker 3: for three months.
Speaker 2: Well not well, I'm saying boarding school even more so
Speaker 2: than camp. But out here people send a camp, but
Speaker 2: our camps. Like granted, none of my kids did a
Speaker 2: sleep away camp this year, but the longest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever done one is a week.
Speaker 3: I would have a hard time, especially in this day
Speaker 3: and age, in this world. I just don't trust anybody.
Speaker 3: And a helicopter mom, but I don't think I could
Speaker 3: never do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think boarding school if you come
Speaker 2: from a certain I mean, what Caroline said, when she
Speaker 2: goes rich people send their kids to camp. That's what
Speaker 2: they did, And I think it was very like a
Speaker 2: scholastic thing. It's first stature. It's all the things. You
Speaker 2: go to a top boarding school. Then you're producing yourself
Speaker 2: to go to a top college, and then producing yourself
Speaker 2: to potentially marry a top business person, you know whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like a whole top TikToker.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not.
Speaker 3: It's making twenty five million a year on TikTok. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean the times have definitely changed anymore. Yeah, you're like, Hi,
Speaker 3: I'm going to social media and post my outfits and make.
Speaker 2: Make double what you make after going to eighteen years
Speaker 2: at school. Then we see Lisa is launching her new
Speaker 2: skin care line under mina row. All the women arrive
Speaker 2: at her event. Telene is collaborating with Lisa using her
Speaker 2: fitness line to do a yoga class, and then Brooks
Speaker 2: doesn't understand what Tolene's yoga class has to do with maternity.
Speaker 2: Brooks is upset that Lisa held her event at the
Speaker 2: spat other than her So this is giving very Season
Speaker 2: two of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where LVP didn't
Speaker 2: use the palms and Adrian got masked.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I mean I understand like it was a
Speaker 3: full event. Why Telene would do yoga and she wanted
Speaker 3: it like a full experience, So I get that. But
Speaker 3: her rebranding the local spot to make it look like
Speaker 3: it's her own business was it pretty interesting?
Speaker 4: But also why wouldn't if if Brooks and Lisa were
Speaker 4: close enough that this would offend her, why wouldn't Brooks
Speaker 4: just say to her, Hey, oh my gosh, you're having
Speaker 4: this event at a spa, why don't you have it
Speaker 4: at mine?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know. I don't know how long she knew.
Speaker 3: Did she know for a while or I.
Speaker 2: Mean it's got to take a long time to get
Speaker 2: all those decals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would think, right, I mean, I mean she
Speaker 3: went above and beyond you. You didn't even see the
Speaker 3: name of the spa. They had been thrilled about that. Well,
Speaker 3: she probably mentioned it a few times.
Speaker 2: They mentioned it a few times, And but I I
Speaker 2: it was a totally housewife type event.
Speaker 4: None of it shocked me.
Speaker 2: And I also want to say, like it if I
Speaker 2: went to a health and wellness retreat, even though I
Speaker 2: host my own and I turned down a massage or
Speaker 2: a face I check checked me in somewhere because I'm
Speaker 2: in my mind.
Speaker 3: I but I got to believe that they're not that
Speaker 3: close because if if I was, let's say something the
Speaker 3: Cut Fitness and you were doing some Allline events in
Speaker 3: Orange County and you went to you know, Orange Theory,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, why wouldn't you ask me? Like
Speaker 3: I would definitely be like, well what about me? Like
Speaker 3: why didn't you feel comfortable asking me? So it just
Speaker 3: to me just shows that they're really not that close.
Speaker 2: But I also would have told you prior to just
Speaker 2: inviting you to the event. I'd be like, hey, I'm
Speaker 2: going to throw this event in Orange County. That's a workout.
Speaker 2: Like remember when I had my all in retreat at
Speaker 2: the Montage and I had Eddie.
Speaker 3: Come over and do the training, Like, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: You do when you have discussions.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what you do when you have friends too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I don't think they're friends. I don't
Speaker 3: think they like each other at all.
Speaker 2: Well, apparently Lisa doesn't like any of the women because
Speaker 2: having them all wear white tights to work out, I'd
Speaker 2: have been like oh, I almost died.
Speaker 3: I almost died. Do you know everything you see in
Speaker 3: white tights?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my, I see some people's no
Speaker 2: no square do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't touch me there, no square? Did you? Uh?
Speaker 3: Do you own any white tights?
Speaker 2: I own one pair and every time I put them
Speaker 2: and I'll wear them only like when I'm home, like
Speaker 2: I should do, like my treadmill hair. But every time
Speaker 2: I put it on, I'm like, oh my gosh, this
Speaker 2: is like, this is not yeah, this is pornographic.
Speaker 3: I think I had one pair. I don't have any more.
Speaker 3: What's worse? White tights or skin colored tights?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: The skin color?
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I have one orange pair that I love so much.
Speaker 2: But every time I wear them, my son goes, are
Speaker 2: you naked? Mom?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, I mean you're saying about your
Speaker 3: spray tnd it's orange.
Speaker 2: Clearly look at the difference in our skin done right
Speaker 2: now speaking.
Speaker 3: Of spray tanning and not tanning, when don't don't you
Speaker 3: have surgery coming up?
Speaker 2: So yes, it was supposed to be last week and
Speaker 2: then things just got it was we had so many
Speaker 2: like I say him back from the trip, and I
Speaker 2: was it's at Cruz's birthday party had so many things,
Speaker 2: so I switched it to September fourth. The doctor said
Speaker 2: it was fine to switch it to September fourth.
Speaker 3: So that's why I'm going to both be down and out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll both be down and out. Well. Then Sarah
Speaker 2: says it's still hard for her son to sleep at
Speaker 2: night because he's worried he'll get kidnapped. Yeah, I would imagine.
Speaker 3: So, but would you have told your children? Would you
Speaker 3: tell your children something like that?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's one thing for like a casual conversation
Speaker 2: about protecting yourself and what we need to do in
Speaker 2: case of an emergency, but to include him in the
Speaker 2: depths of what the nanny or.
Speaker 3: House no, I mean, even and he's young. Even Sophia
Speaker 3: is like eighteen. I was nineteen. If somebody's plotting to
Speaker 3: kidnap her, if I told her that, she would be
Speaker 3: a nervous wreck. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: You could.
Speaker 2: You could have a conversation with Sophia'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're going to start doing self defense classes, or we're
Speaker 2: going to talk about what you do. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: all of those things, Like we're going to talk about
Speaker 2: what you were to do if this were to ever happen,
Speaker 2: but to fully be like this has been a plot
Speaker 2: or a ploy from this person that.
Speaker 3: She's like, Oh, I'm really I'm open with him. I
Speaker 3: tell him everything.
Speaker 2: Well, he's not thirty five years old, he's like nine nine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I already doesn't get out of my bedroom. Could you
Speaker 2: imagine like we would be he would be velcrode to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be a very scary traumatic thing for
Speaker 3: a kid to hear. Hey, hey, but just want to
Speaker 3: let you know that you were always kidnapped. There's something
Speaker 3: about this storyline that I'm not sure that I'm completely buying.
Speaker 2: I think it's every storyline that Sarah has.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something about it that I'm just like, it's funny
Speaker 3: story Eddie sent me. You know how Sarah does like
Speaker 3: these inspirational like things on Instagram for forty two thousand pop.
Speaker 3: I guess so, Eddie. Eddie sent me one the other day.
Speaker 3: I'm like, she's a housewife. I'm not listening to that.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I'm not buying that. He didn't know who
Speaker 3: she was. He's never watched to buy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just got it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, then Lisa tells Chanelle she's been pulling away from
Speaker 2: her and getting closer to Stanbury. Chanell wants to be
Speaker 2: friends with everyone, and then Lisa tells Chanelle she doesn't
Speaker 2: want her to get too close to Stanbury because she'll
Speaker 2: get jealous.
Speaker 3: I go against Chanelle and Stanbury becoming friends. I don't
Speaker 3: get that. It does it make any sense.
Speaker 2: I think because Lisa wants to be the queen Bee,
Speaker 2: and I think Stanbury kind of is the queen Bee.
Speaker 2: So like the combination of the two, whoever Chanelle stands
Speaker 2: with clearly is going to be the powerhouse.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then Sarah and Saba meet for dinner. When they
Speaker 2: thought they were hilarious when they were like Saba like
Speaker 2: Saba Tujer.
Speaker 3: I was like zabataga, so fun me, but Sarah's I
Speaker 3: actually really like Saba this. I liked her. I really
Speaker 3: liked her. I thought she was kind of the voice
Speaker 3: of reason, and she had great advice for Sarah. But
Speaker 3: if you're arguing with a guy you're dating in another
Speaker 3: country over FaceTime, it's time to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: But also we have to remember that Saba has said
Speaker 2: goodbye to Sarah with a public.
Speaker 3: I know, and I'm wondering what happened between these two
Speaker 3: because they look like they were thick as thieves on
Speaker 3: the show, See what happened? Has happened?
Speaker 2: What have we do?
Speaker 3: We need to get Saba on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Actually I think we do. Yeah, let's get you that
Speaker 2: auto much.
Speaker 3: Let's not forget she did a press release.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was a and it was like a I'm
Speaker 2: removing myself from her as you know. It was a
Speaker 2: business person in a personal relationship. I mean, Brooks even
Speaker 2: was defending Saba on Twitter. Well, then Sarah tells Saba
Speaker 2: she feels guilty walking away from people. Saba questions why
Speaker 2: she doesn't feel valuable, and Sarah gets emotional.
Speaker 4: I mean, I just.
Speaker 2: I just don't really get what Sarah is selling.
Speaker 3: I don't either. There's something about Sarah, and trust me,
Speaker 3: we've talked about this. I always like Sarah and Sarah's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Let's give her beautiful, beautiful butterfly. But something's not sitting right,
Speaker 3: and my bullship meter is going off, and you know
Speaker 3: I have a really strong bullship meter. That may add up.
Speaker 2: That made add up. Then Tolene and her husband Raffy
Speaker 2: are hosting a golf staycation for all the women and
Speaker 2: their husbands at a seven star hotel. I love that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, there's a seven star hotel. I thought it's
Speaker 2: say the.
Speaker 3: Same thing I go. I thought it was five. What
Speaker 3: do you mean seven? What the hell?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I was like, dang, you have to go to Dubai
Speaker 3: to go to a seven star. I don't even think
Speaker 3: they have them out here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think five is where we cap out. Chanelle
Speaker 2: is wearing a ball gown to golf, and then Chanelle
Speaker 2: attempts to drive the cart but she doesn't have a license. Uh,
Speaker 2: this is where Tleene Tolene does her her work. Right here.
Speaker 2: Tolene tells says Saba hasn't stopped talking about how she's
Speaker 2: a golf pro, and Saba says the men are threatened
Speaker 2: by her. But then Saba misses the ball several times.
Speaker 2: Do you think she thought they were playing? What's what's
Speaker 2: the mini golf?
Speaker 3: Do you think any well, whatever she thought she was playing,
Speaker 3: she she has never played before.
Speaker 4: But like are they did?
Speaker 2: They all just make up whatever the hell they wanted
Speaker 2: to buy because we can't figure out that answer, Like
Speaker 2: me saying that I'm a golf.
Speaker 6: Pro would be a bold face I mean for her
Speaker 6: to say she was basically almost pro and to see
Speaker 6: her miss that ball and the way that she hit
Speaker 6: the ball, like, I'm no golfer by any means, but
Speaker 6: I can watch golf and go, Wow, that guy's got
Speaker 6: like perfect form like all that stuff.
Speaker 3: She was like literally playing mini golf and missing and miss.
Speaker 2: Also, it's one thing like if you're really really good
Speaker 2: at a sport and then maybe you're filmed and maybe
Speaker 2: you're nervous, but your form is still good. So if
Speaker 2: like I was gonna get on a horse and maybe
Speaker 2: I made an error while ride, I'll make errors.
Speaker 3: But she made it over and over and I'm sure
Speaker 3: it was editing. I'm sure she probably the first time
Speaker 3: hit it, but then maybe the third time missed it,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And then they just put
Speaker 3: let's just make her miss every single time.
Speaker 2: But then Lisa asked Telene what Brooks was complaining about
Speaker 2: at her event. Telene tells Lisa she should have asked
Speaker 2: her to use her spa. At the end of the
Speaker 2: mina Row event, the messuse told Lisa that Brooks refused
Speaker 2: all the treatments since she has her own spa. Then
Speaker 2: the women said for a drink. Lisa asked Brooks what
Speaker 2: the problem is. Brookes says it was a conflict of
Speaker 2: interest for her own business. Lisa says they came after
Speaker 2: her business, and now the women are searching for something
Speaker 2: to be mad at. Lisa tells Tolene she doesn't have
Speaker 2: her own business, so she doesn't get it. Tolene tells
Speaker 2: Lisa to not patronize her, and and Lisa yells at
Speaker 2: her to not point at her. The two screen back
Speaker 2: and forth. Do you feel like Telene maybe shouldn't have
Speaker 2: gotten involved in this conversation?
Speaker 3: I mean, Telene's doing the most, that's for sure. I
Speaker 3: is it her place? Maybe not, but yet you know
Speaker 3: I'm here for it. And Lisa going full Kim Kardashian
Speaker 3: Telene like, seriously, you don't have a business, work bitch.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, my.
Speaker 2: Favorite part of the scene was when Stanbury got up
Speaker 2: to get another champagne, but then she came back with
Speaker 2: like a goblet of it.
Speaker 3: It was like bigger than it was, like a big
Speaker 3: giant red wine glass like Dree would not like that
Speaker 3: at all. I was like, maybe she.
Speaker 2: Got a spritz. Then my head started I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like an like an elder flower sprits or something
Speaker 2: like that. Maybe that wasn't she just said Champagne, but
Speaker 2: she met with Champagne in it.
Speaker 3: But overall, I care? Why do I care?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: Overall I thought it was kind of a really petty
Speaker 3: thing to argue about. And granted, I do like my
Speaker 3: petty fights on Housewives, but if I was least, I'd
Speaker 3: be very happy that my business was becoming a storyline
Speaker 3: because it's more promotion for the business, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But then everyone meets for dinner and they play
Speaker 2: a game to test how well the husbands and their wives.
Speaker 2: First question, what was your wife's nickname growing up? Sergio
Speaker 2: says he wasn't alive, so he doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Truth.
Speaker 2: Second question, how long does do they expect a sex
Speaker 2: session to last? And how long does it actually last?
Speaker 2: Sergio says three seconds and he lasts one and a half,
Speaker 2: and Caroline says it feels like an hour.
Speaker 3: I have to I just.
Speaker 2: Do love that they can just bounce off of each other.
Speaker 3: And they don't like argue about it, like they don't
Speaker 3: take each other so serious, like Eddie and I will
Speaker 3: joke like this all the time, and most yeah, like oh,
Speaker 3: my god, you talk to him like that he talks
Speaker 3: to you. I'm like, guess we're going to ask people
Speaker 3: they don't get that.
Speaker 2: Feelings hurt oh, and clearly like we have a decent
Speaker 2: sex life if we're willing to joke about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: But then now Tells Brooks she doesn't understand why they
Speaker 2: were fighting earlier and it seems like jealousy. Brookes says
Speaker 2: she has no jealousy and she's always supported Lisa. Tolene
Speaker 2: says she's staying out of it because she was called
Speaker 2: a bitch too many times, and then Lisa tells her
Speaker 2: she was acting like one. Lisa says, it's the fact
Speaker 2: that Telene had the audacity to speak on it, and
Speaker 2: then Toleine tells Lisa she is trashy, and Lisa calls
Speaker 2: Tolene ghetto.
Speaker 3: Lisa calls Telene ghetto. Well, I don't think Tolene's ghetto.
Speaker 3: I think at all.
Speaker 2: I think I'm confused why the two people fighting are
Speaker 2: Lisa and Toelene, Like this is either in Brooks fighting
Speaker 2: a Lisa and Brooks fight. And then they continue on
Speaker 2: and then she's like, well, of course I've brought in
Speaker 2: the same people for years and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't blame her for that. Like we
Speaker 3: had trainers at our gem, I didn't necessarily use.
Speaker 2: Them where she said we're turning. She turned down services
Speaker 2: at another spa because it's a conflict of interest, But
Speaker 2: to then use outside people outside of your own spot
Speaker 2: does feel a little weird. Like if you went to
Speaker 2: soul Cycle and did a workout class, I don't think
Speaker 2: you're disrespecting cut Fitness if I also taught a spin.
Speaker 3: Class, right right, Like we all just get along? Can't
Speaker 3: we all just get along?
Speaker 2: But I guess we'll see how well they get. The
Speaker 2: husbands wanted the hell out of there, and they quite honestly,
Speaker 2: so did I. But we will see what happens at
Speaker 2: the finale next week.
Speaker 3: So did the season finale? Guys? Is next week?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Next week? And then I bet the reunion will
Speaker 2: be pretty good because I think they're all going to.
Speaker 3: We know how many episodes the reunion is.
Speaker 2: I guess would be two, yeah too, just going out there.
Speaker 3: I'm just wondering if Jersey didn't even get range of things.
Speaker 3: I mean, I would be okay if they just stop
Speaker 3: doing the reunions.
Speaker 2: No, I love some of the reunions.
Speaker 4: I yeah them.
Speaker 3: I hate Attendant. I'm currently looking for a dress right
Speaker 3: now for the reunion.
Speaker 2: Oh well, send me your pics.
Speaker 3: Why is it so hard to find a dress when
Speaker 3: there's like a certain color, it has to be one
Speaker 3: of these three colors, and all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 3: like I can't find it anywhere. It's impossible.
Speaker 2: But also finding a dress that you can sit in
Speaker 2: and fight and and cry and and do all the
Speaker 2: things and for twelve hours. Well, thanks you guys for
Speaker 2: tuning in for another episode of two Teas in a Pod.
Speaker 2: We'll talk to you guys soon