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Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and camera

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Speaker 1: je Edge.

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Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in

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Speaker 2: a Pod. We are recapping season two, episode twelve of

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Speaker 2: Dubai Yes.

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Speaker 3: And so obviously they only have thirteen episodes because next.

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Speaker 2: Week season's ally.

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Speaker 3: Where do you think they're going to do it at? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Is Caroline Gonn announced she's pregnant.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: If I was a betting girl, I'd say no.

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Speaker 2: But now I don't know. After these conversations with her mom,

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to see.

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Speaker 4: She's getting a little softed up.

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Speaker 3: She's getting a little softed up and an astro baby,

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Speaker 3: and they'll be done well.

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Speaker 2: Stanbury's parents are coming to see her new house. Caroline

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Speaker 2: tells her mother that her hypnotherapist is taking her back

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Speaker 2: to her time at boarding school. Caroline says boarding school

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Speaker 2: is outdated. Her mother says it teaches you discipline and

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Speaker 2: about relationship. Caroline disagrees, saying it stunts relationships and now

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Speaker 2: she can't share her problems. Her mother says, well, that's

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Speaker 2: a good thing.

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Speaker 3: She's yes, we know where you get it from. Caroline, Caroline,

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Speaker 3: I've never I've learned from hypnotherapy that I'm not soft. Really, Caroline,

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Speaker 3: I could have saved you the money and told you

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Speaker 3: that from one hearty to another, you're not soft.

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Speaker 2: Guard, You're not soft.

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Speaker 3: But she clearly gets it from her mom like they're

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Speaker 3: very British, like very But I mean I had to

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Speaker 3: My ex was just like that.

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Speaker 2: There was Yeah, but I think also, I mean this

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Speaker 2: is would you ever I mean, I know your kids

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Speaker 2: are older now, but would you consider them consider sending

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Speaker 2: your kids to boarding school?

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Speaker 3: No? No, I have a neighbor that sent their kid

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Speaker 3: to a boarding school, but it was a military school,

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Speaker 3: and I think it was because he was having problems

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Speaker 3: and he went and came back a better person. So

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Speaker 3: I get it. I mean, I do think that kids

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Speaker 3: need discipline, but I didn't have my children to send

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Speaker 3: them away. Well, I'm trying to keep Sophie at home

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Speaker 3: as long as possible.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean that boarding school may have crossed my

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Speaker 2: mind one to ten thousand times a day.

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Speaker 3: Oh for sure. But you mean you going to boarding school? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah me.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I'm actually guys, I'm gonna be gone for the

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Speaker 2: next eight months and going to boarding school.

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Speaker 4: But I do.

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Speaker 2: I I believe in like sending my kids to camp,

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Speaker 2: Like I think it gives you a learning experience.

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Speaker 3: You know, I haven't. It's always great because then they

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Speaker 3: have a fit the entire time they're there, and you

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Speaker 3: feel bad and you have to deal with it. Oh

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Speaker 3: my god.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't even let you, Like you get letters

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Speaker 2: and then you see the little letters. But it was

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Speaker 2: a very East Coast thing. For like, when I was

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Speaker 2: growing up, half of the kids, like they would hit

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Speaker 2: school to boarding school. It was a very East Coast thing.

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Speaker 3: Every summer in New York, everybody sends their kid away

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Speaker 3: for three months.

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Speaker 2: Well not well, I'm saying boarding school even more so

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Speaker 2: than camp. But out here people send a camp, but

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Speaker 2: our camps. Like granted, none of my kids did a

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Speaker 2: sleep away camp this year, but the longest thing I've

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Speaker 2: ever done one is a week.

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Speaker 3: I would have a hard time, especially in this day

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Speaker 3: And a helicopter mom, but I don't think I could

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think boarding school if you come

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Speaker 2: from a certain I mean, what Caroline said, when she

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Speaker 2: goes rich people send their kids to camp. That's what

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Speaker 2: they did, And I think it was very like a

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Speaker 2: scholastic thing. It's first stature. It's all the things. You

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Speaker 2: go to a top boarding school. Then you're producing yourself

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Speaker 2: to go to a top college, and then producing yourself

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Speaker 2: to potentially marry a top business person, you know whatever.

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Speaker 3: It's like a whole top TikToker.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's not.

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Speaker 3: It's making twenty five million a year on TikTok. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean the times have definitely changed anymore. Yeah, you're like, Hi,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to social media and post my outfits and make.

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Speaker 2: Make double what you make after going to eighteen years

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Speaker 2: at school. Then we see Lisa is launching her new

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Speaker 2: skin care line under mina row. All the women arrive

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Speaker 2: at her event. Telene is collaborating with Lisa using her

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Speaker 2: fitness line to do a yoga class, and then Brooks

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Speaker 2: doesn't understand what Tolene's yoga class has to do with maternity.

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Speaker 2: Brooks is upset that Lisa held her event at the

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Speaker 2: spat other than her So this is giving very Season

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Speaker 2: two of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where LVP didn't

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Speaker 2: use the palms and Adrian got masked.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I mean I understand like it was a

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Speaker 3: full event. Why Telene would do yoga and she wanted

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Speaker 3: it like a full experience, So I get that. But

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Speaker 3: her rebranding the local spot to make it look like

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Speaker 4: But also why wouldn't if if Brooks and Lisa were

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Speaker 4: close enough that this would offend her, why wouldn't Brooks

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Speaker 4: just say to her, Hey, oh my gosh, you're having

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Speaker 4: this event at a spa, why don't you have it

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Speaker 4: at mine?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't know. I don't know how long she knew.

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Speaker 3: Did she know for a while or I.

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Speaker 2: Mean it's got to take a long time to get

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Speaker 2: all those decals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you would think, right, I mean, I mean she

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Speaker 3: went above and beyond you. You didn't even see the

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Speaker 3: name of the spa. They had been thrilled about that. Well,

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Speaker 3: she probably mentioned it a few times.

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Speaker 2: They mentioned it a few times, And but I I

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Speaker 2: it was a totally housewife type event.

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Speaker 4: None of it shocked me.

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Speaker 2: And I also want to say, like it if I

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Speaker 2: went to a health and wellness retreat, even though I

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Speaker 2: host my own and I turned down a massage or

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Speaker 2: a face I check checked me in somewhere because I'm

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Speaker 2: in my mind.

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Speaker 3: I but I got to believe that they're not that

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Speaker 3: close because if if I was, let's say something the

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Speaker 3: Cut Fitness and you were doing some Allline events in

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Speaker 3: Orange County and you went to you know, Orange Theory,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, why wouldn't you ask me? Like

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Speaker 3: I would definitely be like, well what about me? Like

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Speaker 3: why didn't you feel comfortable asking me? So it just

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Speaker 3: to me just shows that they're really not that close.

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Speaker 2: But I also would have told you prior to just

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Speaker 2: going to throw this event in Orange County. That's a workout.

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Speaker 2: Like remember when I had my all in retreat at

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Speaker 2: the Montage and I had Eddie.

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Speaker 3: Come over and do the training, Like, yeah, that's what.

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Speaker 2: You do when you have discussions.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what you do when you have friends too. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I don't think they're friends. I don't

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Speaker 2: Well, apparently Lisa doesn't like any of the women because

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Speaker 2: having them all wear white tights to work out, I'd

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Speaker 2: have been like oh, I almost died.

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Speaker 3: I almost died. Do you know everything you see in

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Speaker 3: white tights?

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my, I see some people's no

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Speaker 2: no square do you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't touch me there, no square? Did you? Uh?

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Speaker 3: Do you own any white tights?

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Speaker 2: I own one pair and every time I put them

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Speaker 2: and I'll wear them only like when I'm home, like

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Speaker 2: I should do, like my treadmill hair. But every time

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Speaker 2: I put it on, I'm like, oh my gosh, this

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Speaker 2: is like, this is not yeah, this is pornographic.

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Speaker 3: I think I had one pair. I don't have any more.

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Speaker 3: What's worse? White tights or skin colored tights?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: The skin color?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I have one orange pair that I love so much.

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Speaker 2: But every time I wear them, my son goes, are

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Speaker 2: you naked? Mom?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, I mean you're saying about your

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Speaker 3: spray tnd it's orange.

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Speaker 2: Clearly look at the difference in our skin done right

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Speaker 3: Of spray tanning and not tanning, when don't don't you

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Speaker 3: have surgery coming up?

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Speaker 2: So yes, it was supposed to be last week and

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Speaker 2: then things just got it was we had so many

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Speaker 2: like I say him back from the trip, and I

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Speaker 2: was it's at Cruz's birthday party had so many things,

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Speaker 2: it was fine to switch it to September fourth.

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Speaker 3: So that's why I'm going to both be down and out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll both be down and out. Well. Then Sarah

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Speaker 2: says it's still hard for her son to sleep at

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Speaker 2: night because he's worried he'll get kidnapped. Yeah, I would imagine.

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Speaker 3: So, but would you have told your children? Would you

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Speaker 3: tell your children something like that?

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's one thing for like a casual conversation

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Speaker 3: House no, I mean, even and he's young. Even Sophia

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Speaker 3: a nervous wreck. But that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: You could.

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Speaker 2: You could have a conversation with Sophia'll be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: we're going to start doing self defense classes, or we're

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Speaker 2: going to talk about what you do. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: all of those things, Like we're going to talk about

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Speaker 2: what you were to do if this were to ever happen,

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Speaker 2: but to fully be like this has been a plot

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Speaker 3: She's like, Oh, I'm really I'm open with him. I

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Speaker 3: tell him everything.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's not thirty five years old, he's like nine nine. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I already doesn't get out of my bedroom. Could you

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Speaker 2: imagine like we would be he would be velcrode to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be a very scary traumatic thing for

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Speaker 3: a kid to hear. Hey, hey, but just want to

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Speaker 3: let you know that you were always kidnapped. There's something

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Speaker 3: about this storyline that I'm not sure that I'm completely buying.

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Speaker 2: I think it's every storyline that Sarah has.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, something about it that I'm just like, it's funny

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Speaker 3: story Eddie sent me. You know how Sarah does like

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Speaker 3: these inspirational like things on Instagram for forty two thousand pop.

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Speaker 3: I guess so, Eddie. Eddie sent me one the other day.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, she's a housewife. I'm not listening to that.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, I'm not buying that. He didn't know who

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Speaker 3: she was. He's never watched to buy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he just got it.

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Speaker 2: Well, then Lisa tells Chanelle she's been pulling away from

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Speaker 2: But then Sarah and Saba meet for dinner. When they

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Speaker 2: But also we have to remember that Saba has said

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Speaker 2: What have we do?

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Speaker 3: We need to get Saba on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Actually I think we do. Yeah, let's get you that

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Speaker 2: auto much.

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Speaker 3: Let's not forget she did a press release.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it was a and it was like a I'm

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Speaker 2: That made add up. Then Tolene and her husband Raffy

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Speaker 3: Same thing I go. I thought it was five. What

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Speaker 3: I was like, dang, you have to go to Dubai

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think five is where we cap out. Chanelle

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Speaker 2: this is where Tleene Tolene does her her work. Right here.

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Speaker 2: Tolene tells says Saba hasn't stopped talking about how she's

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Speaker 2: Do you think she thought they were playing? What's what's

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Speaker 3: Do you think any well, whatever she thought she was playing,

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Speaker 2: They all just make up whatever the hell they wanted

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Speaker 6: Pro would be a bold face I mean for her

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Speaker 3: She was like literally playing mini golf and missing and miss.

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Speaker 2: Also, it's one thing like if you're really really good

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Speaker 3: But she made it over and over and I'm sure

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Speaker 3: it was editing. I'm sure she probably the first time

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Speaker 2: But then Lisa asked Telene what Brooks was complaining about

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Speaker 2: at her event. Telene tells Lisa she should have asked

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Speaker 3: I mean, Telene's doing the most, that's for sure. I

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Speaker 2: Favorite part of the scene was when Stanbury got up

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Speaker 3: It was like bigger than it was, like a big

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Speaker 2: Got a spritz. Then my head started I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: But overall, I care? Why do I care?

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Speaker 1: I know?

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Speaker 3: Overall I thought it was kind of a really petty

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Speaker 3: be very happy that my business was becoming a storyline

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Speaker 3: because it's more promotion for the business, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But then everyone meets for dinner and they play

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Speaker 2: a game to test how well the husbands and their wives.

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Speaker 2: First question, what was your wife's nickname growing up? Sergio

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Speaker 2: says he wasn't alive, so he doesn't know.

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Speaker 3: Truth.

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Speaker 2: Second question, how long does do they expect a sex

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Speaker 3: I have to I just.

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Speaker 2: Do love that they can just bounce off of each other.

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Speaker 3: And they don't like argue about it, like they don't

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Speaker 3: joke like this all the time, and most yeah, like oh,

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Speaker 3: my god, you talk to him like that he talks

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Speaker 3: they don't get that.

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Speaker 2: Feelings hurt oh, and clearly like we have a decent

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: But then now Tells Brooks she doesn't understand why they

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Speaker 2: says she's staying out of it because she was called

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Speaker 2: then Toleine tells Lisa she is trashy, and Lisa calls

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Speaker 2: Tolene ghetto.

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Speaker 3: Lisa calls Telene ghetto. Well, I don't think Tolene's ghetto.

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Speaker 3: I think at all.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm confused why the two people fighting are

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Speaker 2: Lisa and Toelene, Like this is either in Brooks fighting

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Speaker 2: a Lisa and Brooks fight. And then they continue on

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Speaker 2: and then she's like, well, of course I've brought in

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't blame her for that. Like we

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Speaker 2: Them where she said we're turning. She turned down services

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Speaker 2: to then use outside people outside of your own spot

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Speaker 2: you're disrespecting cut Fitness if I also taught a spin.

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Speaker 3: Class, right right, Like we all just get along? Can't

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Speaker 3: we all just get along?

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Speaker 2: But I guess we'll see how well they get. The

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Speaker 3: So did the season finale? Guys? Is next week?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Next week? And then I bet the reunion will

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Speaker 3: We know how many episodes the reunion is.

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Speaker 2: I guess would be two, yeah too, just going out there.

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Speaker 3: I'm just wondering if Jersey didn't even get range of things.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I would be okay if they just stop

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Speaker 3: doing the reunions.

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Speaker 2: No, I love some of the reunions.

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Speaker 4: I yeah them.

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Speaker 3: I hate Attendant. I'm currently looking for a dress right

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Speaker 3: now for the reunion.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, send me your pics.

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Speaker 3: Why is it so hard to find a dress when

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Speaker 3: there's like a certain color, it has to be one

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Speaker 2: But also finding a dress that you can sit in

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Speaker 2: and fight and and cry and and do all the

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Speaker 2: things and for twelve hours. Well, thanks you guys for

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Speaker 2: tuning in for another episode of two Teas in a Pod.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk to you guys soon