Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Papal
Speaker 1: trend Clave. Hey like conclave, but trend that one courtesy
Speaker 1: of Vanadium Silver. My name is Jack. That over there
Speaker 1: is Miles. The show's gone Pope crazy like the rest
Speaker 1: of America.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, crazy, I'm crazy crazy for
Speaker 2: newly dead Pope. Hell yeah, don't they do? They beat
Speaker 2: the ship out of his head with the hammer. What
Speaker 2: isn't that the thing you gotta do, Pope hammer pata No, no, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a myth. The myth that a pope's death is
Speaker 2: confirmed by tapping his forehead with a silver hammer and
Speaker 2: calling out his baptismal name three times is not true.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's fun though.
Speaker 2: It's like you gotta fucking bash and be like wake up.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, he did.
Speaker 1: That's a fun little thing.
Speaker 2: Can we can we institute that for me every morning
Speaker 2: to ensure them I'm dead? Or it's not the gun
Speaker 2: lower stakes. Let's just do a farragun to the temple
Speaker 2: like the.
Speaker 1: Gun to the dome. Although John John John, all right,
Speaker 1: so we can say that pope Mania has taken over
Speaker 1: the streaming world following the death of Pope Francis. Everybody
Speaker 1: decided to pay their respects by streaming, uh Pope, Pope, Tente,
Speaker 1: Popey content Pop. Conclave obviously just a just a meatball
Speaker 1: served up for this very purpose movie that's premise entire premises,
Speaker 1: Hey what if Pope died?
Speaker 2: You know, it's wild. The fact that the viewing has
Speaker 2: upticked again on like streaming and rental. It's like it
Speaker 2: mirrors what the movie industry used to be, which is
Speaker 2: you had your box office like round of profit, then
Speaker 2: the video like back when there was physical tapes that
Speaker 2: were sold, then you got that next little tap, money,
Speaker 2: next pump. So many people talk about how that next
Speaker 2: bump of like the physical media revenue is gone, and
Speaker 2: like in this.
Speaker 3: One, like Conclave, it's like, shit, bro okay, two hundred
Speaker 3: and eighty three percent on Monday, and I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: that two hundred and eighty three percent of people they're
Speaker 3: walking away satisfied.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a fun time at the movies, despite
Speaker 1: the fact that it's about choosing a pope. You would
Speaker 1: not expect it. The other one that is doing well
Speaker 1: right now is The Two Popes, the Netflix drama that
Speaker 1: is up four hundred and seventeen percent. I mean that one.
Speaker 1: I guess it's on Netflix. It's free. But yeah, Conclave
Speaker 1: is the number one rental on iTunes, ahead of Captain America,
Speaker 1: Brave New World, and the Jason Statham movie A Working Man.
Speaker 2: Uh, stay them Bro, stay them stays fucked. I know,
Speaker 2: Working Bro the way he's released.
Speaker 1: I have movies since this podcast started recording.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and they're all there. Actually it's a whole cinematic.
Speaker 1: They're all hits.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wasn't the Borgias that that show that had Jeremy Irons.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that pope set like adjacent that show? I felt
Speaker 2: like he was always dressed in some religious shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, not familiar.
Speaker 2: I mean, thank you, Victor. Producer. Victor came through with
Speaker 2: the confirm.
Speaker 1: Me Sean, where my Sister act heads at, you know,
Speaker 1: back in the habit I mean it's the Catholic Church.
Speaker 2: Might as well, God, I bring that also, bring that
Speaker 2: premise back where like an unwitting person witnesses a murder
Speaker 2: and has to go on.
Speaker 1: The run as and disguise themselves as the Pope. I
Speaker 1: feel like that would have been the third sequel, would
Speaker 1: have been Sister act becomes the Pope.
Speaker 2: Right, and there's Nuns on the Run. Remember Nuns on
Speaker 2: the Run.
Speaker 1: Do you remember The Pope Must Die? Yet? There was
Speaker 1: a movie called The Pope Must Die that they had
Speaker 1: to like add a tea too so that it wouldn't
Speaker 1: offend the Pope.
Speaker 2: But that's so lot because Robbie Coltrane was also in
Speaker 2: Nuns on the Run.
Speaker 1: He's like, I know a good thing when I go.
Speaker 2: He's like, look, bro I got a Catholic audience boost,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I just got to stay
Speaker 2: in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: The Pope Must Dies premises a low ranking priest is
Speaker 1: mistakenly elected pope. So they did. They did King Ralph
Speaker 1: the Pope as I had requested. They apparently did it
Speaker 1: back in the nineties, in the early nineties, late eighties,
Speaker 1: but then for some reason, he has to avoid being
Speaker 1: assassinated by the mafia.
Speaker 2: Repeatedly, Wow, what is this is the same? You know
Speaker 2: what the can I read you? The premise of Nuns
Speaker 2: on the Run from nineteen ninety yeah, please, set up
Speaker 2: by their boss to be knocked off. Finally, following a
Speaker 2: final heist, soon to retire crooks Brian and Charles get
Speaker 2: wind of their impending demise and run off with the
Speaker 2: spoils of their crime. Fleeing their boss the drug dealers,
Speaker 2: they rob the police and Brian's angry girlfriend and his
Speaker 2: angry girlfriend just like the just like the murders.
Speaker 1: Which one's worse, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Else, the two take refuge in a training convent for nuns.
Speaker 2: In disguise, they convinced Sister Superior that they're nuns, a
Speaker 2: charade they are forced to maintain as their enemies arrived. Wow,
Speaker 2: convincing nuns, convincing convince.
Speaker 1: Interesting And then I mean we did we do have
Speaker 1: to check in with now the gambling is legal in America,
Speaker 1: we got to check in. What are the markets saying
Speaker 1: what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: So there's there's a lot of movement on the markets.
Speaker 2: We got heavy favorites. We've got some people that are
Speaker 2: in the whisper market is saying I might be a
Speaker 2: heavy favorite right now. According to poly market, that is
Speaker 2: the most fucked up place that takes money on shit
Speaker 2: like this. There's apparently they said like three like million
Speaker 2: dollars in total volume that people are betting on the
Speaker 2: next pope. The heavy favorite is Pietro Paoline from Italy,
Speaker 2: followed by Louis Santo Tagna. Guys, it's it's Cardinal Luis
Speaker 2: from the Philippines in number two's right, I've I've also
Speaker 2: read a headlines about how this guy from the Philippines
Speaker 2: and another cardinal from Ghana, Peter Turksen.
Speaker 1: Peter Turksen sounds like a mid level sales rep from Milwaukee.
Speaker 1: Peter Peter Turkson.
Speaker 2: Here calling from turks and hvac. I was wondering if
Speaker 2: your business had considered a swapping out your HVAC system. E.
Speaker 2: Just give me a call back.
Speaker 1: You're the thinking about turks and to be the pope.
Speaker 2: I mean, I knew that guy was an altar boy,
Speaker 2: but he's he's he's no pope. But like people are
Speaker 2: saying that this Ganaan or Filipino are being considered, not
Speaker 2: to say that they're heavy favorites, but because the Asia
Speaker 2: and Africa are the only two places where Catholicism is
Speaker 2: like growing.
Speaker 1: Where it's like, yeah, it's cooked man times for.
Speaker 2: Maybe for the brand, you know they do this one's
Speaker 2: this one's for the brand. I don't know, but there
Speaker 2: is the prophecy of the Pope's a book that was
Speaker 2: allegedly written a thought and years ago that says the
Speaker 2: last Pope will be named Peter the Roman and quote,
Speaker 2: who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, And when
Speaker 2: these things are finished, the city of seven Hills will
Speaker 2: be destroyed, and the dreadful Judge will judge his people the.
Speaker 1: End seven Hills in the valley.
Speaker 2: No, this is a I think they're talking about Rome. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I got the valleys like approach of Earth, like, we're
Speaker 2: not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Peter the Roman, he will be known as they really
Speaker 1: called their shot. That's what I like, the world ending
Speaker 1: prophecies that are just like too specific.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh here's that. You just don't name
Speaker 2: him Peter the Roman, and you've you've staved off the apocalypse,
Speaker 2: you fended it off.
Speaker 1: He'll be named Peter the Roman, and he'll have one
Speaker 1: dog and two kiddies who live with him. Yea, they
Speaker 1: will have a.
Speaker 2: Kitties will be called Romulus and Remiss, which is a fun,
Speaker 2: you know, fun take on the wolves.
Speaker 1: Anyway, It's like, dude, you're just writing. You're just a
Speaker 1: failed writer.
Speaker 2: At CB Yes, comedy sitcom that you're.
Speaker 1: Put hey, Miles, speaking of CDs and.
Speaker 2: Bade good time.
Speaker 1: I do just want to talk about this sixty minute story.
Speaker 1: The EP of sixty minutes. The executive producers, like the head,
Speaker 1: the head on the editorial front of the news magazine.
Speaker 1: Sixty minutes been around for as long as either of
Speaker 1: us have been alive. It's an ancient news bastion, and
Speaker 1: it came under fire for saying mean things about Trump,
Speaker 1: hurt Trump feelings. And now the corporation that owns them,
Speaker 1: which is Paramount at this point, is trying to merge
Speaker 1: with sky Dance, another media company, and because of the
Speaker 1: lingering lawsuit that the Trump administration has lodged against sixty minutes,
Speaker 1: like that's causing issues for them in terms of this merger.
Speaker 1: And so oh now, like the corporate overlords at Paramount
Speaker 1: are asking for sixty Minutes to like show them any
Speaker 1: story that they have coming up about Trump, and just
Speaker 1: all sorts of journalistically problematic things, to the point that
Speaker 1: the executive producer of sixty minutes just resigned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even the anchors on the CBS Nightly News,
Speaker 2: I mean, they signed off talking about it, and they
Speaker 2: get they definitely get a little bit choked up, just
Speaker 2: being like, dude, this guy's been here for yeah, uh
Speaker 2: and uh not great, don't again, do not do not
Speaker 2: obey preemptively.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean this is all you know. This
Speaker 1: is it's like the Trump administration finds the fissures in
Speaker 1: capitalism and just exploits them, which is basically like what
Speaker 1: you do as a capitalist. You like try and find
Speaker 1: the loopholes and things like that, and then you explain
Speaker 1: the money's yourn profit you want you want to emerge, you.
Speaker 2: Want to sell CBS and make a ton of money.
Speaker 2: I can fuck and fuck all that up. So what
Speaker 2: you want to do?
Speaker 1: I got leverage over you then yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's like this administration is like a stress test
Speaker 1: for late stage capitalism, and late stage capitalism is just
Speaker 1: having massive heart attacks over and over, like like Mickey's
Speaker 1: one through sixteen. It's just dying over and over. And yeah.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, it's uh doesn't look great. But CBS,
Speaker 1: like what we're not. We're not killing any stories. We're
Speaker 1: simply asking them to share them with us so that
Speaker 1: we could give our notes to them while making a
Speaker 1: throat slashing gesture.
Speaker 2: Or that one that Vigo Mortensen does in Eastern Promises
Speaker 2: where he goes mm hmmm. That piece sign points to
Speaker 2: both sides of his wind pipe. It's just wild that,
Speaker 2: like this is an ancient institution that has like a
Speaker 2: lot of credibility, and like they don't give up, Like
Speaker 2: this is just the thing, Like corporate media is not
Speaker 2: going to save us, right like that, this could happen
Speaker 2: to anyone at any time.
Speaker 1: If like that, they'll always have some excuse or some
Speaker 1: reason to be like, well, we're facing economic headwinds, so
Speaker 1: we had to worry about what the Trump administration thought
Speaker 1: of us, and so we had to say for sixty minutes, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean it goes hand in hands with
Speaker 2: like all the polling you see where people are just
Speaker 2: like I don't fucking care about the media. They're like
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it's saying anymore, and then
Speaker 2: fact checking goes down along with it, and like this
Speaker 2: is just just like we're seeing that play out right here.
Speaker 2: We're not really interested in facts that might upset someone
Speaker 2: who could prevent us from making more money. So let's
Speaker 2: let's just let's just breathlessly repeat whatever they say. That's right.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back. And the will they won't they?
Speaker 2: When it comes to whether the Trump administration is going
Speaker 2: to actually creator the economy with tariffs, is it's fun.
Speaker 2: It leaves us all on the edge of our seats,
Speaker 2: and I think people are loving it.
Speaker 1: Miles, Yeah, what's the latest plot twist?
Speaker 2: Oh, the latest plot twist is Trump is fucking Trump
Speaker 2: and he's pump faking all the time like he's I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do this. I'm going No, I'm not. It's tempery.
Speaker 2: It's a pause. Actually, two hundred and forty five percent.
Speaker 2: I hate China. I love China. I hate Jerome Powell.
Speaker 2: A matter of fact, I love Jerome Powell. So apparently,
Speaker 2: like on Tuesday, this guy just really switched his tone up,
Speaker 2: like like some complete reversal, Like he was like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're gonna fucking go hard on China. We're fucking We're
Speaker 2: not gonna let up all this other shit. First up,
Speaker 2: he basically said, like with Jerome Powell. He said, Oh,
Speaker 2: I actually never had any intentions on firing Jerome Powell,
Speaker 2: like because any first of all would have been illegal.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people are saying if he's talking
Speaker 2: about it this much, he's gearing up to fire that
Speaker 2: fed chair and that's gonna be even worse. So I
Speaker 2: think he did that again because all the money lines
Speaker 2: were going down and people started screaming at him, and
Speaker 2: he's like, Okay, the fuck, fuck fuck, I was never
Speaker 2: gonna do it. I was never gonna do it. Then
Speaker 2: with in regards to tariffs, he basically is like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: tariff's on goods from China, will quote come down substantially.
Speaker 2: And then he said, quote we're going to be very nice,
Speaker 2: and they're gonna be very nice, and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: So this man art of the dealed himself. He's I mean,
Speaker 2: thank I guess in a weird way, thank god that
Speaker 2: he is so consistent with his lack of backbone when
Speaker 2: it comes to a confrontation. But also fuck because he
Speaker 2: absolutely has irreversibly done damage to the economy in ways
Speaker 2: that we're still gonna we're still feeling, we're still we're
Speaker 2: starting to see more layoffs, we're seeing, like I read
Speaker 2: this article, we'll have to talk about it. Of like
Speaker 2: one of these consultants who deal with dynamic pricing and
Speaker 2: how they they are fucking raking in the dough right
Speaker 2: now because they're going to companies and being like, dude,
Speaker 2: with all this uncertainty, people are already psychologically preparing to
Speaker 2: pay more, so you.
Speaker 1: Can't o buddy, Yeah it's boom time.
Speaker 2: It's that out in the open. And then yeah, with
Speaker 2: the tariff stuff, you know, he kept saying, Oh, China's
Speaker 2: gonna make a deal, They're gonna call me. They didn't,
Speaker 2: they didn't say anything. And now he's just straight up
Speaker 2: being like, all right, it's gonna come down and they're
Speaker 2: gonna be good. And there was really no smoke really ever,
Speaker 2: So now he can pretend like this wasn't a huge
Speaker 2: l but the damage has done. A lot of people
Speaker 2: said that, the heads of Walmart Home Depot and I
Speaker 2: think maybe Target. We're telling him it's like, dude, we're
Speaker 2: gonna have these tariffs. You're gonna start seeing empty shelves,
Speaker 2: and that's I don't know, if you know, I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've seen an American person when they see
Speaker 2: empty shelves, they think they're dying. And that's probably some
Speaker 2: those are maybe optics you don't want, so we'll see.
Speaker 2: I mean, he probably bound to come back after reading
Speaker 2: headlines he's like, no, actually I.
Speaker 1: Am, I am tough, right, Yeah, yeah, he can't because
Speaker 1: everyone for people being like that, he waffled, he caved,
Speaker 1: and yeah he has to come back and talk tough.
Speaker 1: But he's not, like apparently behind the scenes, like he
Speaker 1: doesn't like to fire people to their face, Like he's
Speaker 1: like scared of people. He's like scared of conflict. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if he's built for built
Speaker 1: for it. I think he can only do these wildly
Speaker 1: unpopular things for as long as his fire wall of
Speaker 1: sickophants holds, you know.
Speaker 2: And they're doing their job because Caroline Levitt is out
Speaker 2: here saying, oh my god, we're really working a great
Speaker 2: trade deal out with China right now. Yeah, you're like,
Speaker 2: are you? I mean every report you've heard, there was
Speaker 2: a delegation of people from the Japanese government that came
Speaker 2: to DC to be like okay, so like what do
Speaker 2: you want for, like, you know, the tariffs to come,
Speaker 2: like what what's your demand here? And the fucking Americans
Speaker 2: that they met with couldn't articulate anything.
Speaker 1: They were like, well, wait, you we didn't think it
Speaker 1: would get this far.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: I mean, so that's a good question. Do you give
Speaker 1: us like a couple.
Speaker 2: Months to get back to you on that, Like what
Speaker 2: are you going to.
Speaker 1: Put some slides together? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like that's that's who they're dealing with. And then meanwhile,
Speaker 2: you see all these quotes like oh, yees, seventy five
Speaker 2: countries came to us to bag No they did not. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so whatever he did his thing. He's pump faking. We'll
Speaker 2: see how much more people's livelihoods are fucked with because
Speaker 2: of his mercurial nature.
Speaker 1: All right, and finally big news. Uh, it was just
Speaker 1: announced we're getting a movie based on Toys r US.
Speaker 1: Oh the fucking store. Hell, the store is We're so
Speaker 1: this is the collaboration between Toys r US studios. Of
Speaker 1: course toys for US studios.
Speaker 2: You can't say that you're not studios.
Speaker 1: Well don't you remember they made that one ai Ad.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the origin of Toys r US.
Speaker 1: It was so bad, Like the toys weren't even.
Speaker 2: They weren't even fucking toys you could recognize.
Speaker 1: No, they were just yeah, it was like some like
Speaker 1: a ball and a but then like just a bunch
Speaker 1: of like shapes and colors and shit. Anyways, that's their
Speaker 1: previous work. And then the company behind the Sonic the
Speaker 1: Hedgehog movie. So I feel like a lot of in
Speaker 1: lieu of like being able to make movies anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people are just like making deals
Speaker 1: that with people who will like pay them a lot
Speaker 1: of money. And so in this case, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: toys r us, They'll throw away a shitload of money
Speaker 1: apparently not to like build a toy store, but to
Speaker 1: make something that's being described as a movie in the
Speaker 1: vein of Night at the Museum, Back to the Future
Speaker 1: and Big. So I guess the toys will come to
Speaker 1: life and there will be some kind of supernatural sex crime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like where you try to hook up with it,
Speaker 2: your mom tries to hook up with you, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you're the hotter, older version of yourself, right right, You're
Speaker 2: no longer Josh Baskin. And then it's a plus other
Speaker 2: successful toy inspired narratives like Jumanji and Barbie.
Speaker 1: They're just being like, yeah, any anything, Well, sure.
Speaker 2: You watch the studio. Have you watched the studio yet?
Speaker 1: I haven't watched the studio yet.
Speaker 2: This is like, literally, what's happening in the studio, and
Speaker 2: in the certain episodes where seth Rogen has to make
Speaker 2: the make kool Aid.
Speaker 1: Right, that's the premise of like he is the head
Speaker 1: of a studio and they're demanding that he make the
Speaker 1: kool Aid movie right.
Speaker 2: And then Brian Cranston is like the corporate overlord of
Speaker 2: the studio who has not a creative bone in his
Speaker 2: body and is like hell bent on this kool Aid thing.
Speaker 2: And the way this r Us movie is described feels
Speaker 2: like the way he would say to the Brian Cranston character,
Speaker 2: and he would be like, this is genius, dude. You're
Speaker 2: saying it's Night at the Museum, Back to the Future
Speaker 2: big with Jumanji and Barbie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: At least the kool Aid man has like a it's
Speaker 1: a character, you know, Jeffrey the Giraffe is a mascot
Speaker 1: yeah for toys. R Us like he has no characteristics.
Speaker 1: He's just like kind of vacant. I guess he's If
Speaker 1: I had to compare him to anything, I guess it
Speaker 1: would be Barney, right, Like he has like Barney vibes,
Speaker 1: just like yeah, because sort of lebotomized friendly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's barely sentient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Barney definitely has more. Riz Brian the editor
Speaker 1: pointed out Kool aid Man definitely, like so the thing
Speaker 1: that is being set like that they're using as satire
Speaker 1: to be like, could you imagine if they tried to
Speaker 1: make this into a movie is actually has sturdier legs
Speaker 1: than this project that was just announced because the koolaid
Speaker 1: Man at least has like a person out where he's
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, he's happy and breaking through walls
Speaker 1: like that fucking rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, until his daughter, who can't break through walls,
Speaker 2: is the only character that can save him, to prove
Speaker 2: that she's strong enough to break through a wall.
Speaker 1: It's so part of me is like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like the idea of a toy store like it should
Speaker 1: should exist. Toy stores should exist in America. They don't
Speaker 1: currently other than like in you know, small private toy
Speaker 1: stores here and there. And they're also apparently working on
Speaker 1: a reality competition for families set in larger than life
Speaker 1: toy stores where like they have to like compete and
Speaker 1: do very I don't know, it's god, I could see
Speaker 1: that one, Like if there's like a reality competition, like
Speaker 1: a mister b style reality competition set in like a
Speaker 1: massive like Fao Schwartz from big style toy store like
Speaker 1: super introducing people to the concept of toy stores in
Speaker 1: a way that is like easy to watch. I could
Speaker 1: see that actually accomplishing what they're looking for. But like
Speaker 1: a movie where you like get trapped overnight in a
Speaker 1: toy store that comes to life and also go back
Speaker 1: in time. I don't know. And also Toys r Us
Speaker 1: is kind of like a shitty company, Like they they
Speaker 1: were the original Walmart in the toy industry, Like they
Speaker 1: came through put a bunch of like mom and pop
Speaker 1: toy stores out of business using sheer scale and then
Speaker 1: also made it impossible for like Mattel and like toy companies.
Speaker 1: They were just like, well, now we own you. Like
Speaker 1: if we don't buy your toys, you're fucked. We are
Speaker 1: so big Texas buying school books. Yeah, they just basically
Speaker 1: got a monopoly on They call it the first quote
Speaker 1: category killer, a company that so completely dominates its retail
Speaker 1: category that.
Speaker 2: It drives all of it competition two ruins.
Speaker 1: It's also like the name, like the name is like
Speaker 1: Toys are Us is just like the first thought that
Speaker 1: you would come up with for what do.
Speaker 2: You guys do where toys are us?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Huh okay?
Speaker 2: Is it like did was there some pitch where they're
Speaker 2: they were like, and people always go in and go
Speaker 2: you guys are you guys toys? No, toys are us?
Speaker 1: Toys are in many ways toys are.
Speaker 2: Like I'm like, I'm even trying to understand, like what
Speaker 2: in what world that way of having it is that
Speaker 2: based on something? Was there something are us?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know. It just seems like it's like
Speaker 1: a it would be the distributor that like ships toys
Speaker 1: to the actual toy stores because it's just so like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Grote Toys r Us. You come here,
Speaker 1: you get toys.
Speaker 2: Wow. You know what the original name of Toys r
Speaker 2: Us was was that it's not great Children's bargain Town.
Speaker 1: Pretty good.
Speaker 2: I love mom taking the Children's Bargain Town.
Speaker 1: We've got a lively chat happening in the group chat
Speaker 1: pitching the Magic Bullet Blender movie, maybe the Ninja Magic Bullet.
Speaker 1: Superducer Bae is pitching oh because.
Speaker 2: That was yeah yeah, or the Ninja Barista Deluxe movie
Speaker 2: Nja v.
Speaker 1: Magic Bullet, where like it's the Magic Bullet from the
Speaker 1: JFK assassination. I always bring it back, baby? Is that
Speaker 1: what they is? That what they named it after, because
Speaker 1: because I don't know what is a magic bullet, Otherwise
Speaker 1: I feel like they were coasting off the.
Speaker 2: I guess silver bullet we use colloquially, right, and that's that,
Speaker 2: like as an efficient solve solution to a thing. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I wonder.
Speaker 1: Blender will remind you of the magic bullet that entered
Speaker 1: and exited Kennedy three times. With that sufficiency, what can't
Speaker 1: it do much like that magic bullet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think there. Yeah, then because there was
Speaker 2: the neutral bullet before. This is also the history of
Speaker 2: this ship is too much for me to keep up with. Whatever.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope you were just a big JFK fan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, those are some of the things that'd
Speaker 1: be amazing if we found out the magic bullet Blender
Speaker 1: was actually released with Oliverstone's JFK movie as like a
Speaker 1: tie in promotional tie in, like wh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people used to do like shit with Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like the demolition Man Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: Deal, Godzilla Taco Bell deals. Bro, if you got the
Speaker 2: z spull in Godzilla, you want a million dollars.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right. Those are some of the things
Speaker 1: that are trending on this Wednesday afternoon. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: your vaccines while you still can get your flu shots.
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bye, by yeah,