Speaker 1: Everybody transmitting America. This, Yeah, welcome to Wednesday, show good
Speaker 1: on the studio. How about this, there's a guy who
Speaker 1: set the Guinness World Record for drinking a bottle of
Speaker 1: ketchup in record time? How gross does that sound? Sounds
Speaker 1: that bad lotchup? Okay, let me come back to you,
Speaker 1: but let me talk about this real quick. A man's
Speaker 1: at the Guinness World Record for drinking a bottle up Catchup.
Speaker 1: That's one of those thirte anunce bottles, like the normal
Speaker 1: kind of squeezy kind that you get a Walmart or
Speaker 1: Piggley Wiggily or wherever you go. He drank the whole
Speaker 1: bottle with the straw in twenty five point three seconds.
Speaker 1: That being said, Amy, you say you can do this? No,
Speaker 1: no on, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. I
Speaker 1: don't think you can break the record at all. But
Speaker 1: I will give you ten nts if you can drink
Speaker 1: a bottle of catch out in ten minutes. I will
Speaker 1: donate to the charity of your choice, not today. Well,
Speaker 1: you're the one that said you can do with sugar?
Speaker 1: Is in that Amy you just said out loud with
Speaker 1: your mouth. Doesn't sound that disgusting, doesn't sound that bad.
Speaker 1: I love catchup. However, I have to limit it if
Speaker 1: I Okay, so you're saying no, you can say no,
Speaker 1: it's absolutely fine. Okay, fine, I'm saying no. Okay, that's fine,
Speaker 1: you're saying no. I can live with that. But on
Speaker 1: this show, if you say you can do something, you
Speaker 1: get called out for it. I know I need to
Speaker 1: watch myself. That's right, by the way. Good morning to you. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah, me too. Today big announcement comes up.
Speaker 1: Even teasing it, I haven't teasing it. Well, boy, have
Speaker 1: I ever lunchbox? Do you have a guess? So at
Speaker 1: the big announcement is today, I think maybe you're leaving.
Speaker 1: Or I thought Amy was leaving, but then I'm looking
Speaker 1: at her in her eyes today he's not leaving. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think maybe you go Dancing with the
Speaker 1: Stars because you kept doing a couple of dance references
Speaker 1: when you were in studio last week. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at this, it could I be doing this, and
Speaker 1: you'd shake your hips and I was like, dancing what
Speaker 1: the Stars is about to start? It isn't about to
Speaker 1: start though, it's not good. Guess no, it's not. But
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe that's it recognizing people doing cool things. Amy,
Speaker 1: listen to this one. More than twenty first responders tirelessly
Speaker 1: performed CPR on a man for more than an hour
Speaker 1: and a half and saved his life. Howard Schnitzer, four
Speaker 1: years old, was going to buy the groceries at Don's
Speaker 1: Foods in good Hum, Minnesota. He collapsed, had a massive
Speaker 1: heart attack, and they called nine on one and they
Speaker 1: work on him for ninety six minutes. They gave him
Speaker 1: cup for ninety six minutes. It's a long time. They
Speaker 1: shocked him twelve times and he lived. Unbelievable, they spent
Speaker 1: that much time with it. They took him to the hospital.
Speaker 1: After ten days, he was released from the hospital healthy
Speaker 1: and grateful. Yeah, so grateful, because I mean I would think, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm just shocked, jail didn't give up on me minutes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. So to the good Hue first responders that
Speaker 1: sat there for ninety six minutes and CPR and him
Speaker 1: and shocked him, that's awesome. I see you, I see you,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones show. It's producer Raymond At. President Donald Trump
Speaker 1: announced he's trying to ban bump fire stocks, which makes
Speaker 1: it easier to fire gun rounds more quickly. They expect
Speaker 1: the new regulations that happen pretty soon. And other news
Speaker 1: we now finding out about a Maryland teenager who had
Speaker 1: a gun and knife at school last week. Student ended
Speaker 1: up being spotted by one of his classmates, alerted authorities
Speaker 1: in time, preventing a school attack. And find the an
Speaker 1: Olympic news. Your medal count in first is Norway with
Speaker 1: thirty the USA is in fifth place with thirteen total medals.
Speaker 1: Producer Raymond is our audio producer. He sits in the
Speaker 1: glass room and is always editing audio all the time
Speaker 1: throughout the show. And producer Raymond is also what he
Speaker 1: likes to call a recreational bodybuilder. Right. Yes, he lifts
Speaker 1: a lot of weight all the time and sometimes he
Speaker 1: gets really swollen. How smoll would you say? You are
Speaker 1: right now? Raymond? Hundred eighty and b M I ten probably,
Speaker 1: so you're five just comparison, I'm six ft one fifties six. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna wint right now. So here's the thing
Speaker 1: about Raymond. He goes to the doctor because he's been
Speaker 1: getting sick, and recreational body builder Raymond is now allergic
Speaker 1: to what Raymond protein. Well, I mean, he said, whenever
Speaker 1: it goes over to thirty gram, So no more protein shakes.
Speaker 1: I can't do my protein bars when I do those.
Speaker 1: I can't do a large steak, chicken uh an omelet
Speaker 1: if it has a lot of eggs in it. I've
Speaker 1: just been having the weirdest reactions to eggs and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. And he said, yeah, it's protein that you're
Speaker 1: allergic to. I've never heard of that in my entire life.
Speaker 1: But that isn't that crazy. That's what all he eats
Speaker 1: because he wants to get buff all the time. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna bring on the salads. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: stick to those and then also the grains. But I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to do all the protein and
Speaker 1: that I used to. I used to probably gram of
Speaker 1: protein a day. That's probably how you got along. You're
Speaker 1: supposed to do your body weight. I'm gonna do a
Speaker 1: pounds a day. So Raymond, our bodybuilding producer, has been
Speaker 1: told he's allergic to protein. That's funny. Well, Ramond, good luck, buddy.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like soon blowing in the wind. Time
Speaker 1: for your positivity around the room with a tell me
Speaker 1: something good. Members of the Mountaineer Boys and Girls Club
Speaker 1: in West Virginia wanted to help other children who were
Speaker 1: less fortunate than them, so they started creating welcome boxes
Speaker 1: for kids from troubled families who are separated from their parents.
Speaker 1: Inside they included nightlights, snacks, and games, and I just
Speaker 1: person who say like nightlights, Like if a child is
Speaker 1: taken out of like the comfort in their own home
Speaker 1: for whatever reason and placed in a temporary home. They
Speaker 1: all released with my kids, I see they want lights
Speaker 1: on all the time because their cared just scared to sleep.
Speaker 1: That it was super cool that the kids thought to
Speaker 1: put nightlights in their boxes. Back is a family in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: They were sad because their dog ran away and didn't return. Well,
Speaker 1: they moved out of the house. Ten years later, the
Speaker 1: dog shows up on their old porch ten years and
Speaker 1: then they were like, what's up with the dog? And
Speaker 1: so they get it the chip checked and it has
Speaker 1: the family's name and like, yeah, that's our dogs from
Speaker 1: ten years ago. We used to live in your house
Speaker 1: that you live in. Now it's that dog. That's amazing,
Speaker 1: and it remembered where it was living ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Where has it been all this. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know, got a story. We need to know it.
Speaker 1: Lunch Box Showtime Wrestling likes to put on a good event,
Speaker 1: and they also like to give back to the community.
Speaker 1: So they were in Wisconsin, like, what can we do
Speaker 1: for the community. We'll get some cans for the food banks.
Speaker 1: So two dollars off every ticket if you brought a
Speaker 1: can good and they raised thousands of pounds for the
Speaker 1: local food bank. It's awesome wrestling. It might be fake,
Speaker 1: but their hearts are real. Oh boy, he's waiting on now.
Speaker 1: And it was like over any reason. Some millennials aren't
Speaker 1: using email as much, and so when young people aren't
Speaker 1: using it, usually it catches up and ends up dying.
Speaker 1: So let's just say emails on the way out. Because
Speaker 1: people are using social media so much more. They're using
Speaker 1: instant story to talk to people, text message, So emails out.
Speaker 1: What else do you assign as to being out? I'll
Speaker 1: go first movie theaters? Oh god, you always say this,
Speaker 1: It's true. I went to watch Black Panther and as
Speaker 1: I was sitting in there, I um, this is for
Speaker 1: the birds. This is not for me to sit in
Speaker 1: someone else's room. That's all gross and chairs and the
Speaker 1: foods too expensive. Had to drive there, had to fight parking.
Speaker 1: Movie theaters as we know them in the next ten
Speaker 1: years are gone. They'll still be the occasional one, but
Speaker 1: everything's gonna come to your screen, at your computer, your phone.
Speaker 1: Movie theaters are on the way out. Amy, what's on
Speaker 1: the way out? Facebook? Wow? Really think I saw millennials
Speaker 1: if they're onto this whole email thing. I saw that
Speaker 1: less and less young people are using Facebook, And honestly,
Speaker 1: that's the social media I rarely get on. I'm always
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Twitter. Facebook don't even touch it. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe I should. Good, But cash, go ahead. Nobody carries
Speaker 1: cash anymore. It's all credit card. Everywhere you go. There's
Speaker 1: restaurants that are credit card only. They don't even accept cash.
Speaker 1: These people are gonna understand what it's like to hold
Speaker 1: a Bingi in their hand and pull it out and
Speaker 1: press people at the bar and be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to get around of drinks. Cash is on the
Speaker 1: way out. And I hate to say it because I
Speaker 1: love cash. Eddie. Uh stores like brick and mortar stores,
Speaker 1: they're on their way out because of Amazon. Everyone's gonna
Speaker 1: order online. We're not gonna have any stores to walk
Speaker 1: in anymore, not even grocery stores. That's on the way out.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we're just putting an earth
Speaker 1: in this terrible plates where nothing exists anymore except online
Speaker 1: anything goofy. Though I thought maybe Simil would come with
Speaker 1: a TV show or something, something somewhat. You know, what's
Speaker 1: on the way out. Go ahead, the real world. I
Speaker 1: don't think MP's making another Real World. It has been
Speaker 1: on in like a year, and I don't see any
Speaker 1: plans of them recording a new season. They'll student that
Speaker 1: still do the challenges, but I'm worried the real world
Speaker 1: is on the way out. Anybody else want to edit this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got another one, okay, go ahead. Manual transmissions and cars, no,
Speaker 1: you rarely find them anymore. Most of them you have
Speaker 1: a custom order because on the lot there's not any
Speaker 1: there because all these kids they want everything automatic. Anything else, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. The post office because they're losing billions of
Speaker 1: dollars a year and everybody just pays online, so all
Speaker 1: these mail carriers they're gonna lose their jobs. Stamps dot
Speaker 1: Com shout out ye anything else like. That's about it.
Speaker 1: That I can think of right now. Appreciate that. Oh
Speaker 1: I know another one. Go ahead, taxi cabs they're out.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what airplanes down. Sorry up today. This
Speaker 1: story comes to us from Gwynette County, Georgia. A man
Speaker 1: robbed two banks and he got away no problem. Well,
Speaker 1: the news was out doing a story on traffic and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh man, i'll give my opinion on
Speaker 1: traffic after he robbed the banks. Yeah, so he gets
Speaker 1: on cameras like, man, yeah, I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have a bus system out here now because
Speaker 1: it's hard to get around. Like, man, we recognized that
Speaker 1: guy from Robin Banks and so they arrested him. Gotta
Speaker 1: be kidding me, lunch box. That's your bonut story of
Speaker 1: the day. Remember that curler. That's the Olympic sport where
Speaker 1: you sweep the ice. Remember the Russian curler who was
Speaker 1: busted for doping like steroids. There's an update to that story.
Speaker 1: I'll do it in about two minutes, where you're either
Speaker 1: going to go that's the dumbest thing ever heard or
Speaker 1: I can't believe that we'll get to that one second.
Speaker 1: I do want to say that in one hour, I
Speaker 1: do have a big announcement. Okay one listeners are guessing
Speaker 1: what my announcement is. From Twitter, Christopher says you're announcing
Speaker 1: your intentions for running for the governor of Arkansas. Terrence
Speaker 1: says you're secretly engaged, Bryant L says you're retiring from radio,
Speaker 1: and Courtney says you're announcing Amy is pregnant. So all
Speaker 1: those are on the table. I'm gonna leave him all
Speaker 1: the table. The thing is Amy is the only one
Speaker 1: who knows that sits around the table here, So don't
Speaker 1: make any indication. One hour away from that, here's the question,
Speaker 1: does plucking your gray hair bring back more gray hair? Amy? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or no? Yeah? I heard? Will you pluck one four
Speaker 1: girl back? So when you're born, the color of each
Speaker 1: strand of your hair is predetermined, so is the timeline
Speaker 1: from when it all turns gray. Here's this doctor says
Speaker 1: plucking one gray hair does not have any impact on
Speaker 1: the surrounding hairs because each individual hair has its own
Speaker 1: set of genetics. Quote. It is absolutely false. It is
Speaker 1: an urban legend, So pluck away it doesn't make other
Speaker 1: ones grow back. It's interesting who made that up? I
Speaker 1: don't know what they say, if you wear a hat,
Speaker 1: you go bald. I just think it's stuff our grandparents thought,
Speaker 1: and so as it was told, we believed it to
Speaker 1: be real. Dang, I'm going to get to plucking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know what's weird for me because I don't have
Speaker 1: any gray in my hair, but I have it in
Speaker 1: my side burns because it's part of my facial hair,
Speaker 1: and have a little bit on my chin and I
Speaker 1: hate it so much. Oh, why it's part of you.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh fine wine. No, No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So you know that Russian curler. This is the thing
Speaker 1: where you slide the thing down the ice and you
Speaker 1: sweep it with the room. You try to make it
Speaker 1: land on the target. So he was busted for steroids,
Speaker 1: basically doping. Now he believes his drink was spiked by
Speaker 1: a teammates. Yeah, his name is Alexander. He won a
Speaker 1: bronze medal and it's suspected because he tested positive for
Speaker 1: melod on him. It's a banned substance that increases blood
Speaker 1: flow and improves exercise capacity. He says that one of
Speaker 1: his teammates, he thinks, put it in his drink. Launch
Speaker 1: you walk to the story. Yeah, he said that it's
Speaker 1: one of the guys that didn't make the team. So
Speaker 1: while they were still at the training center before he
Speaker 1: left for the Olympics, the guy was mad that he
Speaker 1: beat him out, so he spiked his drink. He tests
Speaker 1: positive as the Olympics loses his bronze medal. Russia has
Speaker 1: been in so much trouble for doping over the past
Speaker 1: many years. No, he just got busted doping, not for curling.
Speaker 1: Didn't you watch Charis by the Way, I did? I did,
Speaker 1: So that's the Netflix documentary that talks about this this
Speaker 1: guy who wants to cycle and he shoots himself up
Speaker 1: with basically steroids to be a better cyclist and documents it.
Speaker 1: Except it turns crazy and Russia in the end gets
Speaker 1: banned from the Olympics. What do you think of it?
Speaker 1: I think it's fast nating that the guy, like the
Speaker 1: main guy, was the one helping him and then all
Speaker 1: this stuff got uncovered and then now he's hiding out here.
Speaker 1: But what do you think of the documentary? Just for
Speaker 1: entertainment purposes? Oh? Really good? I mean I'm not even
Speaker 1: into cycling or doping, but yeah, I really wasn't either.
Speaker 1: But Russia. But it's so crazy all those things combined
Speaker 1: and then how it just snowballed into what the end
Speaker 1: result was. Yeah, I would encourage it. If you're on
Speaker 1: Netflix and your board, watch Icarus. It's really good. And
Speaker 1: that's how I got this scar. We're gonna play that game.
Speaker 1: We go around the room, tell where your scar is
Speaker 1: and how you got it, and to start our segments
Speaker 1: of nice game show music from the seventies, here we
Speaker 1: go a hashtag and that's how I got this scar.
Speaker 1: So I have a scar on my forehead. Most people
Speaker 1: notice it and asked me how did you get that scar?
Speaker 1: And I had a babysitter. We're playing Hind and Go Seek,
Speaker 1: but also had just started playing soft bone, was learning
Speaker 1: how to slide into basses. So my parents brass bed
Speaker 1: with big like metal screws coming out of it was
Speaker 1: base and I decided to slide head first and my
Speaker 1: arms went through the bed and my head hit a
Speaker 1: screw and I busted my head open. How to go
Speaker 1: to the hospital get stitches with a babysitter, And that's
Speaker 1: how I got this car. And that's how I got
Speaker 1: this car. I have a scar that runs from my
Speaker 1: starnom down to right below my belt line and I
Speaker 1: had to my splin taken out. I fell off a
Speaker 1: house onto a boat trailer a few more hours out
Speaker 1: of drown. Internally, I'm on blood blah blah blah, YadA,
Speaker 1: YadA YadA. At the end, I'm here living. But that
Speaker 1: was pretty dramatic. And that's how I got this still
Speaker 1: really big scar that goes right through my belly button.
Speaker 1: I only have half a belly button, so and that's
Speaker 1: how I got the scar. Lunch Box on my stomach
Speaker 1: on both sides of my belly button. I was out
Speaker 1: with Josh Comica and Jennifer. We were doing some fake
Speaker 1: fighting in front of my house where we like, we're
Speaker 1: jumping somebody and we run off and leave them. Well,
Speaker 1: the law enforcement showed up, so we went sprinting and
Speaker 1: I couldn't open the gate, so I dove headfirst over
Speaker 1: the fence and scraped my whole stomach on the top
Speaker 1: of the fence. And that's how I got my scar.
Speaker 1: This could be a TV show where you show your scar.
Speaker 1: By the way, I saw a picture on lunchboxes Instagram.
Speaker 1: I think Lunchbox has baby fever. What did he think?
Speaker 1: He post. Well, I think he had a picture of
Speaker 1: his god daughter right at Disney when I was down
Speaker 1: at Disney. Yeah, I have a note up here to
Speaker 1: talk about that. I know you're trying to have a
Speaker 1: baby right now, and I'm assuming same. Yeah, same, absolutely same.
Speaker 1: So how's that going? It's going. We're rocking and rolling,
Speaker 1: we're trying things out. Nothing's happened so far. But the
Speaker 1: picture I put up was just one that I was
Speaker 1: supposed to put up a few weeks ago when I
Speaker 1: was at Disney. I forgot. Figured i'd get a lot
Speaker 1: of likes. Throw it up there, Hey you did it?
Speaker 1: Or likes do you have baby fever? Lunch podcast? Or now?
Speaker 1: Yeah I want a baby, I'm ready. Is it at
Speaker 1: all causing any drama between you and your wife that
Speaker 1: you aren't having baby? Are you cool? No, we're cool.
Speaker 1: There's no fighting, there's no like, no not fighting. But
Speaker 1: is it? I don't know. Do you guys just sit
Speaker 1: up and go why can't we have a baby? No,
Speaker 1: I would say, she gets a little sad. Me. I
Speaker 1: just think when it happens, it happens. We're having fun trying,
Speaker 1: so why stress. Well, we're all rooting for you. I mean,
Speaker 1: not not right when it's happening. But we're all rooting
Speaker 1: for you to have a baby, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: We're not cheering you on as it goes. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be awkward. Yeah. Yeah, here's the question around
Speaker 1: the room. Do you have over or under six thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in credit card dead? Because the average American has
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars in credit card dead over under Eddie over.
Speaker 1: I like that. You went to me first. How much
Speaker 1: credit card dead do you have? Eddie? Well, I think
Speaker 1: it might be nineteen thousand, now was thousand? Mark though
Speaker 1: I've made some debts you have under under amy under. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't use my credit card very often. I'm
Speaker 1: scared to go into debt because I'm scared that I
Speaker 1: lose my job when we'll pay it off. And I
Speaker 1: don't even okay right now, but yeah, that's scary to me, Raymond.
Speaker 1: What about you? Easily over? I had out of state tuition,
Speaker 1: still dealing with on your credit card. The average American
Speaker 1: adult has six thousand dollars in credit card debt, and
Speaker 1: most people have two or more credit cards. Oh, I
Speaker 1: got over over to Yeah. I do want to mention
Speaker 1: this Hey, play me some jay Z, please for your son.
Speaker 1: I've got problems. One so jay Z plugged down a
Speaker 1: hundred and ten thousand dollars in New York City to
Speaker 1: celebrate buddy's birthday. That's how you know that your real
Speaker 1: friend right there. I'm gonna tell you something first. Let
Speaker 1: me tell the story. Jay Z, according to page six,
Speaker 1: dropped hundred and ten thousand dollars. They celebrated the fiftieth
Speaker 1: birthday of one O G. Perez, who runs who runs
Speaker 1: his Rock Nation sports empire. Here's the thing. The bill
Speaker 1: was dollars and they tipped and taxed the rest. But
Speaker 1: the server put it on Snapchat the receipt. I'm firing
Speaker 1: that server. You gotta take a picture of a receipt
Speaker 1: and say jay Z was in there and how much
Speaker 1: money he spent? What if you if you black it out,
Speaker 1: but you're like, I just served jay Z, that's still yeah.
Speaker 1: I amount that. What's gonna happen is other high profile
Speaker 1: people will see this and go I'm not going into
Speaker 1: that place because they take a picture of my receipt
Speaker 1: and then they posted on social media like, as a
Speaker 1: person that owns a bar restaurant, I just wouldn't have that.
Speaker 1: I got ninety problems and a server that's posting a
Speaker 1: tip one for your son. I got problems was posting
Speaker 1: my seats. That's one. By the way, Amy told me
Speaker 1: the story yesterday. So you go to the park with
Speaker 1: your kids. Yeah, we've been going to the park every day.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. So birds flying over, Yeah, there's birds. And
Speaker 1: what happens, Well, a bird pooped on another mom. It's
Speaker 1: not funny, but I mean it's funny because it didn't
Speaker 1: happen to you. But when a bird mooves on you,
Speaker 1: because I've had a bird boot on me, and it's
Speaker 1: not funny. But then when you know, you see a
Speaker 1: bird poop on somebody else, it's sort of funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd say it's really funny. It's funny, but then obviously
Speaker 1: you don't want it to happen to yourself. And she
Speaker 1: did not think it was funny, but her friend that
Speaker 1: was at third thought it was hilarious. So one to
Speaker 1: ten scale tend being Chris Rock Comedy special. How funny
Speaker 1: is watching a bird poop on somebody? Amy, I mean,
Speaker 1: it could be pretty funny, especially if you're out to eat.
Speaker 1: One time I was and my really good friend and
Speaker 1: got pooped on right in the middle of her scalp,
Speaker 1: and she had her hair parted down the middle and
Speaker 1: we were just to go out afterwards, and then I
Speaker 1: clean it and she started laughing too, because she well,
Speaker 1: first she was irritated and laughing, and then the whole
Speaker 1: tables laughing. Is runny. What do you give it as
Speaker 1: a number one through ten? I guess eight, lunch box ten,
Speaker 1: absolute ten. And I've had it happened to me. I've
Speaker 1: had it happened to me. I was going to meet
Speaker 1: some chicks in college. My buddy was meeting up with
Speaker 1: his girlfriend and her friends. We go, we meet up
Speaker 1: and I was like, Hi, nice meet you. Girl. Bird
Speaker 1: pooped right on my face. I said, nice meeting. I'll
Speaker 1: see you guys tomorrow, right on the river walk in
Speaker 1: San Antonio, right on my face, and I was like,
Speaker 1: good night, and then work out. Huh No. I went
Speaker 1: home because there's no way they're gonna make out with
Speaker 1: me with poop. Amy started second skinny on the way.
Speaker 1: What's the big story? We're talking about what Mayor Morris
Speaker 1: did for her bachelorette party. He has a good well,
Speaker 1: I think it might surprise you. You know something real quick,
Speaker 1: is that Raymond saw her fiance who's a buddy of mine.
Speaker 1: Ryan heard it's on driving his truck around and ray
Speaker 1: was hating on his truck. Why was that lunchbox who
Speaker 1: was hating on Ryan Hurd's truck? I was. I saw
Speaker 1: Ryan heard, and I expected a lot more from that guy.
Speaker 1: Why what was he driving? He's just driving like a
Speaker 1: white dodged truck with a little tool chest in the back,
Speaker 1: probably to chest. Okay, I couldn't. You can tell the
Speaker 1: guy who's never like really worked hard with this tool
Speaker 1: chest in the back of truck. It's like one of
Speaker 1: those ones that goes from side to side. It's a
Speaker 1: big one chest when you carry. Okay, So it was
Speaker 1: like five to eight years old and it still had
Speaker 1: the Michigan plates on it. I'm like, come on, man,
Speaker 1: he's kept it real with the truck. You drop, you're
Speaker 1: ultimately a two thousand one. He's rich and famous folks,
Speaker 1: and he's dating Marion Morris. I think he would step
Speaker 1: up his game. And you consider yourself to be famous
Speaker 1: but not rich. He's thirty second skinny. Marion Morris celebrated
Speaker 1: her upcoming wedding to Ryan heard with her closest friends,
Speaker 1: but instead of going out for her bachelorette party, the
Speaker 1: girls decided to stay in for a night of singing,
Speaker 1: dancing and drinking. Ray Lynn was there, Lucy Sylvus and
Speaker 1: Cassidy Pope, Ryan and Marion are going to tie the
Speaker 1: knot in March. So Kelsey Ballerini caught the flu right
Speaker 1: when her song went number one and her whole crew
Speaker 1: was celebrating legends. She put on Instagram that this is
Speaker 1: a reminder that she's not invincible and that even during
Speaker 1: a mountain top week, it'll make her sit down and
Speaker 1: be humble. I'm Amy, that's your thirty second skinny. Now.
Speaker 1: Because the announcements coming up, we have to do the
Speaker 1: morning Corny ready, Because when people don't get it, it's
Speaker 1: like they don't get a cup of coffee and then
Speaker 1: I have to hear about it. So Amy hit us
Speaker 1: with a solid morning corny. Here, here we go, the
Speaker 1: morning corny. What do you call a rescue man who
Speaker 1: just lost his job? What do you call a rescue
Speaker 1: man who just lost his job? A fired fighter? That
Speaker 1: was the morning corny, Bobby ball everybody transmitting America, this
Speaker 1: is a boy show. Okay, here we are. It's not
Speaker 1: time for my announcement, but we're gonna wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 1: What I'm just kidding? Like, are you joking? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is not a time for my big announcement. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited that I will be joining American Idol this season.
Speaker 1: Are where I will be directly working with the top
Speaker 1: twenty four contestants and I'll be mentoring all the Top
Speaker 1: twenty four What like American Idol? Like is American Idol? Yes?
Speaker 1: That show. Yes, And I've had to sit on it
Speaker 1: for a long time. Why because they didn't want it
Speaker 1: to be known. I don't know why. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I the reason that I'm doing it, Well, I went
Speaker 1: to Luke Brian who we're friends, and we had dinner
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, they've come to me about American
Speaker 1: Idol and I said, how good is the show? And
Speaker 1: he said, Bobby, I really believe this show is fantastic.
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, cool. And that was right before Christmas,
Speaker 1: and so I've known that long. So yes, I will
Speaker 1: be joining American Idol this season. I'm the mentor for
Speaker 1: the top contestants. So tell me what that means like, ah, well,
Speaker 1: so let's start with how you even got the job. Well,
Speaker 1: they asked me a few months ago if I would
Speaker 1: want to mentor them because in country music I'm known
Speaker 1: for the eye breaks new artists. And I can read
Speaker 1: to you what they told me to say, because I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say about me, but I can
Speaker 1: read to you what they told me to say, because
Speaker 1: I said, what do I say about why you guys
Speaker 1: wanted me? It says I will be working directly with
Speaker 1: the top twenty contestants by sharing my expertise and advice
Speaker 1: on all areas about being an artist, stage presence, dealing
Speaker 1: with the media, posting on social media, being authentic and original,
Speaker 1: and using my talents from radio, stand up comedy, breaking artists,
Speaker 1: and being the lead singer of a band. So I
Speaker 1: think they just wanted someone who knew a little bit
Speaker 1: of everything, and I hope that I'm doing a good job.
Speaker 1: I can't say much about what I'm doing, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. So that's it will be on American Idol
Speaker 1: this season, and I'm very excited about it. That's did
Speaker 1: you know that American Idol is the most widely recognized
Speaker 1: music competition series. I've Yeah, they sent me a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff. So yeah, I just let me say this,
Speaker 1: the American Idol team delivered on their promise of bringing
Speaker 1: American idols. Yeah, I'm just going off memory, but really
Speaker 1: it's very exciting for me. I'm nervous that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: not give a good advice, but I've been working with people.
Speaker 1: I can't say much about it. I can't say just
Speaker 1: when it comes back. I'm the mentor for the Top
Speaker 1: twenty four. And that's why I've been in California so much.
Speaker 1: And That's what I've been doing. And Amy knew about it,
Speaker 1: and Morgan number two hurt me. Amy yelled at in
Speaker 1: the studio the day when no one taught it. I
Speaker 1: thought that people. I thought people knew because I thought
Speaker 1: I heard you say in the studio then, but I
Speaker 1: guess you didn't. I dropped a bunch of weight for
Speaker 1: TV because regardless of how much you way, it adds
Speaker 1: ten pounds. Like that's for real, It's enough to keep
Speaker 1: me off TV. And Amy yelled in the studio, trying
Speaker 1: to get that American idle body huh and I go Amy,
Speaker 1: and nobody even looked up. I know, I got so lucky.
Speaker 1: So I just Bobby gave me the big eyeball and
Speaker 1: I was like, do do do? I didn't just say that.
Speaker 1: I haven't been on social media pretty much in a
Speaker 1: week until now. Have you been eating yet? Why are
Speaker 1: you hiding? I'm not done shooting, so think about it.
Speaker 1: When's the last time eight Well, like something good? I've
Speaker 1: had food? Yeah, but bigger than the size of your hand,
Speaker 1: because you haven't had food bigger than the size of
Speaker 1: your hand for two weeks. When I'm done, I will
Speaker 1: have a big old cheesecake. But I still have lots
Speaker 1: more shooting to do. And I can't say anything else
Speaker 1: because I can't spoil the show. But that's it. The
Speaker 1: big announcement is I will be the mentor to the
Speaker 1: top twenty four this season on American Idol, and I
Speaker 1: hope by doing a good job. Can't you know why
Speaker 1: we cannot say? Oh man, what if? What? It's time
Speaker 1: for a day? Yeah? I got a question? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Can I come to the finale? I don't have any
Speaker 1: answers to any questions, so I don't want to. We
Speaker 1: want to come. The announcement is out there, we go.
Speaker 1: I will tell Luke did I have. Yeah, Listen, Luke
Speaker 1: has been great about the whole thing. Luke really believes
Speaker 1: in this show because he's the one that said it's
Speaker 1: really good. And all I can say is it is.
Speaker 1: That's all I can say. Wow that I can say. Lunchbox,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Can I meet christ Probably you can probably
Speaker 1: met him anyway in the same company. Go find him
Speaker 1: in the hallway. I heart fest. Yeah, hold on, we'll
Speaker 1: come back. I'm gonna play legends from Kelsey Ballerini. Are
Speaker 1: getting paid, Yes, I am getting paid. I am getting paid.
Speaker 1: So I made the announcement at the top of the
Speaker 1: hour that I will be the mentor of the Top
Speaker 1: twenty four on American Idol this season. That's why I've
Speaker 1: been in California a lot. I've been sitting on that
Speaker 1: for a while. I just couldn't share it, and I've
Speaker 1: been hitching to share it. That's what it feels like
Speaker 1: to have an itch, have an itching. So everybody's got
Speaker 1: a question, which, by the way, Lunchbox, you really didn't know.
Speaker 1: I really didn't know. How was I supposed to know?
Speaker 1: Eddie didn't know? You promise I had no clue. I
Speaker 1: promise like I can't believe this is the biggest This
Speaker 1: is just the biggest TV thing you've ever done. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course that's when you found out Eddie. Yeah, with
Speaker 1: everyone else. Yeah, just a few minutes ago. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Everybody gets one question because I don't want to stand
Speaker 1: this the whole show, and I think the me more.
Speaker 1: I just there's so much I can't talk about yet
Speaker 1: because it's secret stuff, and I've signed lots of papers
Speaker 1: that I'll get sued and probably go to jail. I
Speaker 1: think there's an American on prison that you go to
Speaker 1: if you share things. Yeah, but go ahead. If I
Speaker 1: can't answer your question, I will, Eddie. Ah. Yeah. Have
Speaker 1: you seen Katy Perry? No, at this point, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen any of the judges here. I've worked with many people,
Speaker 1: but at this point that I'm talking to you right now,
Speaker 1: I have not seen the judges yet. Okay, follow up question,
Speaker 1: real quick, real quick ahead, Katy Perry, if you see her,
Speaker 1: are you gonna like throw some game at her? I
Speaker 1: am not because I think she's dating Orlando Balloon and
Speaker 1: I know I just wouldn't throw game anyway. Lunchboxes. Go ahead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is an easy one. So if I find a
Speaker 1: talented artist. I send him your way and you can
Speaker 1: get him in the top twenty four. I do not
Speaker 1: believe that's an accurate assumption. Using my words carefully, I
Speaker 1: do not believe that is how American Idol works. Thank
Speaker 1: you for your question, though, Fine, man, is there a
Speaker 1: chance that when this airs you could get cut? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's too much. It's too much. I can't say anything more.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's not a blip. It's not a blip.
Speaker 1: You have to understand. I'm mentoring all twenty four. I know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if they had backup mentors, and they're like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see who's better later, is waiting Mario Lopez in case?
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, anything is possible. But I've spent days
Speaker 1: and days recording. Okay, Oh, I just wanted to throw
Speaker 1: a watch party and I don't wanted to get awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah that yes, launch bikes. Are you staying at Seacrest's house? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I've been in a hotel. You know what
Speaker 1: I've been doing too, because I'll do like thirteen hours
Speaker 1: one day, and then the next day I'll have no
Speaker 1: shooting at all. So I've just been going to shoe stores.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I have way too many shoes. I have
Speaker 1: to buy an extra suitcase just to bring shoes home.
Speaker 1: My goodness, because you know what they call me, shoot boy.
Speaker 1: You don't have to get an extra suitcase. Are you exaggerating? No,
Speaker 1: because I had to bring a lot of stuff out here,
Speaker 1: so I brought one suitcase and then I have too
Speaker 1: many pair of shoes that I have to bring them back.
Speaker 1: I don't have room for anything back. So is that
Speaker 1: like one of your tips to the as a mentor,
Speaker 1: you you tell them about how you created shot boy.
Speaker 1: She's making you, I know she is. And that's okay. No,
Speaker 1: I mean you're mentoring them, You're helping them create a brand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm mentoring them because they wanted someone who could do
Speaker 1: radio and TV and talk about stage and singing and
Speaker 1: all that stuff. You know. So yes, and yes, I
Speaker 1: am getting paid getting that paper. I don't know about that,
Speaker 1: but I am getting paid. Okay much. Just tell us
Speaker 1: how much you get paid. You can see christs money
Speaker 1: Katie Perry got like she got million. Okay, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I want how you I'm getting paid. Somewhere in between,
Speaker 1: Katie perry salary and zero. I'm not the highest paid
Speaker 1: person and I I can promise you to how you're right? Okay,
Speaker 1: but I am getting paid and yes it's probably too much.
Speaker 1: So what are we gonna do. You're gonna spend some
Speaker 1: of us? Well, we have to see if I get cut.
Speaker 1: You're the one time I want to get cut. No, no,
Speaker 1: we're holding down the floor. Yeah. I just know who's
Speaker 1: been here for you the whole time and kept your
Speaker 1: secrets here. I've been here every day even though we record, Yes,
Speaker 1: and we've been here. Yesterday's show, we talked about this
Speaker 1: device where if you wet the bed, Apparently when it
Speaker 1: feels moisture, it wakes you up. It like shows lights,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't just vibrate, it makes a really loud noise.
Speaker 1: Its goal is to wake you up. And so your
Speaker 1: son has been having issues not wet the bed, and
Speaker 1: so I thought, well, listeners are swearing by this, So
Speaker 1: I got to try it out. And what did it
Speaker 1: look like. It's a little DIVI I suck with the
Speaker 1: wire that clips on. It looks like a little pager
Speaker 1: and then that straps onto the arm and then there's
Speaker 1: a little wire that goes down into the underwear area.
Speaker 1: So did you test it out first? Yeah, well, my
Speaker 1: daughter want to make sure it works that she stuck
Speaker 1: it on her tongue and yeah, vibrates, makes the noise
Speaker 1: when it hits moisture. And so did he put it
Speaker 1: unwe Yeah, we we tried it out. And I still
Speaker 1: don't understand people swear by this, but it woke come up.
Speaker 1: I don't personally if he wets the bed. How it's
Speaker 1: been in the past is he wets the bed, but
Speaker 1: he sleeps to the night and nobody gets woken up,
Speaker 1: and we wake up in the morning and we're like, whoop,
Speaker 1: see whimpeep in the bed. Okay, but now it's people
Speaker 1: wake up. Everybody wakes up, and that's not good. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're saying you'd rather him wet and sleep
Speaker 1: than wet and wake Yeah, because like he's already wet
Speaker 1: and then he wakes up, so now as he's supposed
Speaker 1: to suddenly just know that he's not supposed to wet
Speaker 1: in the way. I don't know. It just seems confusing
Speaker 1: to me. So we've I have a new plan. Okay,
Speaker 1: pull ups. Oh, I think Paul would be great for
Speaker 1: all of us in the room pretty amazing. And I
Speaker 1: found pull ups with Spider Man. I don't really know
Speaker 1: how he's gonna feel about them quite yet, but we
Speaker 1: did have a little talk, and I think that we'll
Speaker 1: try pull ups tonight and we'll see if he goes
Speaker 1: pep M. I think I probably would, just if I
Speaker 1: had him on just me and and I had to
Speaker 1: even go to the the bathroom. I just go and worried
Speaker 1: about it later because he's really amazing, because I don't
Speaker 1: like getting up in the middle of the night and
Speaker 1: I like to drink lots of water. Yeah, And on
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, they didn't have in New York. They
Speaker 1: didn't have any bathrooms in Times Square. There are a
Speaker 1: million people in there, so they have no bathrooms. And
Speaker 1: so people were diapers they really did. Yeah. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I forgot. You weren't here, you were off? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had no. I don't know. The only adult person The
Speaker 1: only thing I think of when I think of that
Speaker 1: is that astronaut lady that drove Oh yeah, she wanted
Speaker 1: to like abduct her boyfriend or something. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but astronauts, they were diapers as she wore on a
Speaker 1: long road trip because she didn't have time to pull
Speaker 1: over to here because that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: So people did that in time Square. That's really fascinating.
Speaker 1: I didn't no public bathrooms were open. We should start
Speaker 1: doing that with this radio show. We need no no
Speaker 1: potty breaks. I'm not sure that lunchbox already doesn't come on.
Speaker 1: So this guy, Michael was diagnosed ten years ago with
Speaker 1: Alzheimer's disease, and it turns out he found out ten
Speaker 1: years later he didn't have it. Okay. I mean there's
Speaker 1: two sides of this. You can rejoice in the fact
Speaker 1: that you don't have it, because then you know it's
Speaker 1: not going to progressively get worse. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: you're a little annoyed the doctor that misdiagnosed you, because
Speaker 1: psychologically that really will mess with you. Do you think
Speaker 1: that you have that and you don't. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: can't argue with any of those points. Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: be very upset. He spent the last ten years being
Speaker 1: an advocate on behalf of five point five million Americans
Speaker 1: who have Alzheimer's, and then he found out he didn't.
Speaker 1: Do you go back to a different doctor. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you sue, I don't. It depends on my medical bill.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Does he have bills associated with this?
Speaker 1: Then maybe there could be some sort of lunch box.
Speaker 1: What would you do, I'd sue immediately, I'd find the
Speaker 1: best lawyer in town. We'd be rich, Rich, Rich Rich.
Speaker 1: Did you see the story about the driverless taxis? And
Speaker 1: this is in America? So Google's way Mo is allowed
Speaker 1: to fully launch. It's a fully self drive being cab
Speaker 1: service in Arizona. So it's basically Uber without the people driving.
Speaker 1: So they're gonna use minivans to transport passengers in charge
Speaker 1: about the same as Uber. The company has been trialing
Speaker 1: a self driving our service in Phoenix, which let's pass
Speaker 1: there's hell cars to an app for free. So how
Speaker 1: would you feel about that? How fast do they go?
Speaker 1: Normal speed limit? No way, I'm not getting on a
Speaker 1: highway with a robot car. Can I ask you this, Amy,
Speaker 1: would you rather have a human make decisions or a robot?
Speaker 1: Just generally speaking, right now, I'm comfortable with robot doing
Speaker 1: If there's a human behind the wheel of an airplane
Speaker 1: with um autopilot, right, we're all no autopilot the whole time.
Speaker 1: So I'm fine with technology, but I'm just personally not
Speaker 1: ready to get into a driverless car. I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: in the back trusting going seventy miles on the highway
Speaker 1: and you don't have to. But I'm totally for this.
Speaker 1: I get it. I'll get there eventually, but Weymo not
Speaker 1: not having Wemo, Nomo no, and don't have way Mo
Speaker 1: studies for me there. Did you see the Uber eats
Speaker 1: driver story speaking of so this Uber each driver they
Speaker 1: wanted him for shooting a customer. Did you see you
Speaker 1: know you guys, let's want to see the story. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They he delivered the food to the guy and I
Speaker 1: don't know if the guy was upset, he took too
Speaker 1: long or whatever. They exchanged words, and so the Uber
Speaker 1: each driver pulled out a gun and shot him. Man.
Speaker 1: Nobody background checked that. Maybe they did, even I just
Speaker 1: I don't give him my Uber each driver sass. Ever,
Speaker 1: once the Uber each driver, what happens is it's like Uber,
Speaker 1: but they just they're just a food delivery. So if
Speaker 1: it came to my house and he had it all
Speaker 1: in a train, he dropped it all on my driveway
Speaker 1: and I knew he was having a bad day because
Speaker 1: he goes, oh not again. He got in this car
Speaker 1: and he just drove off. You might need a new job.
Speaker 1: I never I never asked for a refund. I felt
Speaker 1: like the guy was having a bad day and I
Speaker 1: was just gonna take one for a team for him,
Speaker 1: because has never been a lot of times I've been
Speaker 1: having a really bad day and nobody took one and
Speaker 1: for the team from me. So he never brought me
Speaker 1: back extra food. I think he may quit reads. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what he did, but he
Speaker 1: dropped it all my front driveway and then just left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they also, you don't want to start something
Speaker 1: too like you were extending grace. But also these people
Speaker 1: know where you live. You don't want to treat them wrong. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I tipped the uber eats pretty good because
Speaker 1: if I don't, they'll come back to my house and
Speaker 1: maybe have some of my house. Maybe I don't want
Speaker 1: them because I bought that stuff. I don't want you
Speaker 1: taking it from me. But yeah, the guy shot him.
Speaker 1: That's so unbelievable to me. But nobody died right lunchbix,
Speaker 1: not though I know that he shot him and he
Speaker 1: was wanted for shooting the guy. Yeah, how all of
Speaker 1: his info? They got him right in. Okay, So do
Speaker 1: you take a shower after you take a bath? Amy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Actually, yeah, me too. I don't take a
Speaker 1: lot of bats anymore, but I wish to take a
Speaker 1: shower after take a bath because I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: just laying in my own filth. Huh. I agree. And
Speaker 1: a lot of times going to do a bath, they
Speaker 1: do epps and salt and toxins combing out. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just want to clean lunchbox. Do you ever take baths? Nope,
Speaker 1: that's probably a good idea. Remember when Lunchbox hurt his
Speaker 1: foot and he had to get sponge bats from his
Speaker 1: lunch boxes like in his thirties, and then his mom
Speaker 1: was given him naked spongebats. Come on, guys, I was
Speaker 1: like twenty nine. Liked it, Okay, liking it is different
Speaker 1: than I was dirty and I needed someone to clean me.
Speaker 1: I had ankle surgery and I had to not get
Speaker 1: my ankle wet. I had to keep it out of
Speaker 1: the tub. So I laid in the bathtub with my
Speaker 1: foot over the edge and my mom would sponge bath me. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but out of all the girls you claimed hey with
Speaker 1: in your twenties, you had to have your mom. Baby.
Speaker 1: Not a lot of girls are into washing you unless
Speaker 1: you're willing to show them some level of commitment. So
Speaker 1: you would get butt naked. Your mom would clean you
Speaker 1: as long as you kept your ankle out right, That's
Speaker 1: the whole story. Yes, because I couldn't get it wet,
Speaker 1: I had surgery. I went under the knife. Can I
Speaker 1: ask you a question, Yeah, question as you want about this.
Speaker 1: Why not, guys, you always complain about me not washing
Speaker 1: my hands. You gotta wash right, Yeah, but why couldn't
Speaker 1: you watch that part of you yourself, like she does
Speaker 1: all that work, and then you watched that part when
Speaker 1: she's not in the room. She's my mom. It's not weird.
Speaker 1: I don't understand you guys are making it weird. Eddie.
Speaker 1: If your children came to you, when your children my children, Yeah,
Speaker 1: when they came here and it's twenty years old and
Speaker 1: they needed help, you would help them. Your wife would, Okay, Well, Lunchbox,
Speaker 1: he hurt his ankle. No, it didn't hurt had surgery.
Speaker 1: You're making it sound like I I just got a
Speaker 1: little nick on my ankle. No, I went under the
Speaker 1: knife and they put and they cut it open, and
Speaker 1: so I had stitches in a scar and I couldn't
Speaker 1: open it up and I couldn't get it wet. So
Speaker 1: my wife not my wife. Slap slap, Oh no, my
Speaker 1: mom gave me a sponge maat he's correcting himself, like,
Speaker 1: that's better, Hey, my mom would she was she wash
Speaker 1: your sensitive areas? Yeah, that's what a sponge baths is.
Speaker 1: They clean you. But what we're wrong with you? What's
Speaker 1: wrong with your hands? As long as your ankles out,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever she's washing. I mean, we're not
Speaker 1: gonna say, oh time out, you go outside, let me
Speaker 1: wash you are okay, Okay, here's the here I have.
Speaker 1: This is actually a story. So how often do you shower? Amy?
Speaker 1: Every day? Me too? People said at least once a day,
Speaker 1: lunchbox shower. I'd say once a day in every two days.
Speaker 1: When you take a bath, do you take a quick
Speaker 1: shower afterwards? Most people said yes, Do you wash your
Speaker 1: hair first or last? Amy? I do things. Wow, my
Speaker 1: shampoo and conditioner are sitting in my hair. So you
Speaker 1: start with your hair first? Yeah, yeah, I do too, Lunchbox. Oh,
Speaker 1: hair is absolutely, last said first said last. How often
Speaker 1: do you use the fresh towel? Amy? Pretty much every time,
Speaker 1: which is wasteful. I need to work on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me too, because I do it as well. People use
Speaker 1: it every time. Most people do it once a week,
Speaker 1: which sounds disgusting me. I know you're clean when you're
Speaker 1: getting out, so it makes sense, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Final question, do you ever pee in the shower? I have? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, but I ain't right for the whole the
Speaker 1: drain hole, so it's not in there sanitary. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: goes right, Lunchbox, I'm sure I don't have to ask
Speaker 1: you to go to the shower just to do it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes I hold it just so when I'm taking
Speaker 1: a show, but I mean this guy over here, pile
Speaker 1: of stories. So peeps are really popular around Easter time,
Speaker 1: and they have come out with a new peep and
Speaker 1: it's pancakes and syrup. Okay, one being disgusting, ten being amazing.
Speaker 1: How much do you like peeps? Amy? One disgusting, Lunchbox
Speaker 1: one disgusting. The vomit I put it in a two.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go vomit. No, But I just don't
Speaker 1: know anybody who loves peeps her. But I would try
Speaker 1: the pancakes and syrup. What dolt you got? Well, a
Speaker 1: woman was on a flight and guess what she did
Speaker 1: with her air vid. Imagine you're sitting on an airplane
Speaker 1: and the girl next to you turns on her a
Speaker 1: little air blower to get some air bowing down, and
Speaker 1: then she pulls out a pair of underwear to dry
Speaker 1: it on the plane. It took her minutes. Oh did
Speaker 1: you only have your own little tiny air conditioner coming out?
Speaker 1: But I guess she had some underwear she needed to dry.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that. You know what I would do,
Speaker 1: I would just put it on its story. I would,
Speaker 1: and then I would tell on them. But in that order. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the passengers did videotape. Videotape, Okay, okay. There's a hotel
Speaker 1: offering discounts for people who stay off their phones, especially
Speaker 1: if they're there while they're with their family. So that's
Speaker 1: just a novelty thing, right because they're actually not losing
Speaker 1: money because people are on their phones. What you can
Speaker 1: do when you sign up when you go to the
Speaker 1: hotel and you're you know, signing in or whatever, you
Speaker 1: can sign up for their Reconnected program and you're gonna
Speaker 1: say five percent off your entire bill. Okay, So it's
Speaker 1: just a novelty to get people to talk about it,
Speaker 1: and I think it's great. I'm gonna tell you where
Speaker 1: the law it is going to come into place in
Speaker 1: the next five years is you're not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to walk down the street and text. That will eventually
Speaker 1: be some sort of legislation because people are getting hit
Speaker 1: by cars too much. And I catch myself walking and
Speaker 1: texting and not paying attention, running into poles, get hit
Speaker 1: by cars. I haven't done all that yet, but I
Speaker 1: can see how it's easily going to become a thing, right,
Speaker 1: just like being on the phone or in a school zone.
Speaker 1: And it's gonna be dangerous for cars hitting people more
Speaker 1: than people getting run over by cars. So yeah, what
Speaker 1: else you got? I have the hottest accents in the world. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me go first. I mean, British is pretty strong,
Speaker 1: Like British is the pizza of accents, Like nobody hates pizza,
Speaker 1: everybody loves British accent. It may not be the overall sexiest,
Speaker 1: but I think pound for pound, I'm going British in Australia. Second,
Speaker 1: go ahead. Okay, Well, you are correct with British coming
Speaker 1: in at number one. I mean, guess Arkansas number two.
Speaker 1: That's me, Arkansas did not make the list. Americans, we
Speaker 1: did make the list American accident at number eight? Okay.
Speaker 1: What's number two? French? Yeah? That French always seems kind
Speaker 1: of cigarette e to me. Well, yeah, I just feel
Speaker 1: like they're always smoking, so I feel like they're at
Speaker 1: and I studied French. You have a French minor? Yeah? Something? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I mean your kids speak French. When I went to
Speaker 1: the orphanage, I spoke French with the kids. That's kind
Speaker 1: of how I would talk to a lot of them
Speaker 1: with basic French. Yeah. What's number three? Italian? M I
Speaker 1: don't like that one. That one seems stinky. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: is that it? Yeah? Well you mentioned Australian being what
Speaker 1: the top, So I'll just go ahead and tell you
Speaker 1: that it was a number seven, which seems so wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's wrong. I think that I think Thor has got
Speaker 1: it going on. I'll be honest with you. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: I made me. That's one pile. That was Amy's pile
Speaker 1: of stories. Everybody transmitted America show a massive new study
Speaker 1: proves that the key to life is alcohol. H if
Speaker 1: you want to live a long time alcohol This is
Speaker 1: from the University of California. They studied more than sevre
Speaker 1: people all over ninety years old, and they found that
Speaker 1: people who drink around two glasses of beer a wine
Speaker 1: a day had significantly less death rates. So if that's okay,
Speaker 1: I've never had a drink in my life, I'm about
Speaker 1: to go any day. I was wonder about wine. Should
Speaker 1: I start drinking wine? Because I see people on TV
Speaker 1: amy and I'm jealous that I can't relaxed the glass
Speaker 1: of wine, sit back, don't push me. And he was like,
Speaker 1: I get it, and you should. I'm just asking, what
Speaker 1: do you think about No, I kind of can't wait
Speaker 1: to have a glass of wine later today. I mean
Speaker 1: when you get kids. If you ever have kids who
Speaker 1: probably don't want to start drinking a little bit back
Speaker 1: in the day, and he would say, no, you should.
Speaker 1: Now they even got two kids, Like, yeah, I'm totally
Speaker 1: andy having a drink. It's a little purple coffee earlier
Speaker 1: than the purple coffee, is what you called it. I've
Speaker 1: never heard it called that. That's pretty funny. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the kids. It's it's great. That's what my mom called it,
Speaker 1: So that's what I call it. Your kids say, Mom,
Speaker 1: why are you drinking the purple coffee? So many purple coffee? Mom?
Speaker 1: My daughter tasted it the other day and she was like,
Speaker 1: oh oh, because I didn't know. She just went over
Speaker 1: and saw my drink and my purple coffee and she
Speaker 1: took a sip and she was like, what is as disgusting?
Speaker 1: And I said, stop, give that to me. That's my medicine.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who I am. Sometimes, yeah, but
Speaker 1: I really don't know. I really don't think you should
Speaker 1: ever drink because you don't have um self control when
Speaker 1: you like stuff. That's true, I have no moderation. But
Speaker 1: thank you. I hope you get your medicine today. Let's
Speaker 1: go all right, that's a rap for us. Today I
Speaker 1: had a big announcement. Amy, would you like tell everybody
Speaker 1: what the big announcement was. Bobby's gonna be an American Idol.
Speaker 1: That's right. I'm a contestant. I can't wait to sing
Speaker 1: for all of you know. I am the mentor of
Speaker 1: the top twenty four American Idol. Can't say much else
Speaker 1: about it yet, but that's yes, it is very legit.
Speaker 1: So that was the announcement early this morning. I appreciate
Speaker 1: everybody that hangs out with us. I do believe, speaking
Speaker 1: of American idol, Scotty McCreary is going to be in
Speaker 1: tomorrow the next day. You know his song five more
Speaker 1: Minutes about to a number one. So we'll talk to
Speaker 1: Scotty McCreary maybe even tomorrow. What is tomorrow? Is tomorrow, Thursday?
Speaker 1: And this week just flying on by. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: Scotty McCarry will be in tomorrow, so that'd be cool.
Speaker 1: So I hope you listen to the show. We'll have
Speaker 1: them on. That's eight seven Central. What do you think
Speaker 1: about that? Aim? It sounds like a plan. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: be here. Okay cool. Thank you very much for hanging out.
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