WEBVTT - Bobby Makes His Big Announcement 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:14.280 Everybody transmitting America. This, Yeah, welcome to Wednesday, show good 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:18.599 on the studio. How about this, there's a guy who 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:21.840 set the Guinness World Record for drinking a bottle of 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:27.680 ketchup in record time? How gross does that sound? Sounds 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:32.520 that bad lotchup? Okay, let me come back to you, 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.840 but let me talk about this real quick. A man's 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.120 at the Guinness World Record for drinking a bottle up Catchup. 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:39.880 That's one of those thirte anunce bottles, like the normal 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.519 kind of squeezy kind that you get a Walmart or 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.800 Piggley Wiggily or wherever you go. He drank the whole 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:49.919 bottle with the straw in twenty five point three seconds. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.880 That being said, Amy, you say you can do this? No, 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:56.200 no on, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. I 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.480 don't think you can break the record at all. But 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:02.040 I will give you ten nts if you can drink 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:06.920 a bottle of catch out in ten minutes. I will 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:12.680 donate to the charity of your choice, not today. Well, 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.480 you're the one that said you can do with sugar? 0:01:15.680 --> 0:01:19.160 Is in that Amy you just said out loud with 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:23.440 your mouth. Doesn't sound that disgusting, doesn't sound that bad. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:27.759 I love catchup. However, I have to limit it if 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:29.840 I Okay, so you're saying no, you can say no, 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:33.840 it's absolutely fine. Okay, fine, I'm saying no. Okay, that's fine, 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.000 you're saying no. I can live with that. But on 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.720 this show, if you say you can do something, you 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.280 get called out for it. I know I need to 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:42.880 watch myself. That's right, by the way. Good morning to you. Good. Yeah, 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.959 I'm good. Yeah, me too. Today big announcement comes up. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:50.800 Even teasing it, I haven't teasing it. Well, boy, have 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.800 I ever lunchbox? Do you have a guess? So at 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:56.400 the big announcement is today, I think maybe you're leaving. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:58.600 Or I thought Amy was leaving, but then I'm looking 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:00.720 at her in her eyes today he's not leaving. I 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.640 don't know. I think maybe you go Dancing with the 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.800 Stars because you kept doing a couple of dance references 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:08.120 when you were in studio last week. You're like, oh, 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:09.400 look at this, it could I be doing this, and 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.440 you'd shake your hips and I was like, dancing what 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.040 the Stars is about to start? It isn't about to 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:18.720 start though, it's not good. Guess no, it's not. But 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:26.360 I don't know. Maybe that's it recognizing people doing cool things. Amy, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:31.079 listen to this one. More than twenty first responders tirelessly 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.680 performed CPR on a man for more than an hour 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:37.320 and a half and saved his life. Howard Schnitzer, four 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.520 years old, was going to buy the groceries at Don's 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:43.560 Foods in good Hum, Minnesota. He collapsed, had a massive 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:47.040 heart attack, and they called nine on one and they 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.520 work on him for ninety six minutes. They gave him 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.959 cup for ninety six minutes. It's a long time. They 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:58.959 shocked him twelve times and he lived. Unbelievable, they spent 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.480 that much time with it. They took him to the hospital. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.640 After ten days, he was released from the hospital healthy 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:08.400 and grateful. Yeah, so grateful, because I mean I would think, wow, 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:14.240 I'm just shocked, jail didn't give up on me minutes. Yeah, 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:17.280 that's crazy. So to the good Hue first responders that 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.280 sat there for ninety six minutes and CPR and him 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:23.520 and shocked him, that's awesome. I see you, I see you, 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:29.720 Bobby Bones show. It's producer Raymond At. President Donald Trump 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.880 announced he's trying to ban bump fire stocks, which makes 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.840 it easier to fire gun rounds more quickly. They expect 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:39.280 the new regulations that happen pretty soon. And other news 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.000 we now finding out about a Maryland teenager who had 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:45.160 a gun and knife at school last week. Student ended 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.280 up being spotted by one of his classmates, alerted authorities 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:51.480 in time, preventing a school attack. And find the an 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.440 Olympic news. Your medal count in first is Norway with 0:03:54.520 --> 0:04:01.920 thirty the USA is in fifth place with thirteen total medals. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.080 Producer Raymond is our audio producer. He sits in the 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.200 glass room and is always editing audio all the time 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.920 throughout the show. And producer Raymond is also what he 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:18.800 likes to call a recreational bodybuilder. Right. Yes, he lifts 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:21.080 a lot of weight all the time and sometimes he 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.719 gets really swollen. How smoll would you say? You are 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:29.039 right now? Raymond? Hundred eighty and b M I ten probably, 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:40.839 so you're five just comparison, I'm six ft one fifties six. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.719 so I'm gonna wint right now. So here's the thing 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.039 about Raymond. He goes to the doctor because he's been 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:50.440 getting sick, and recreational body builder Raymond is now allergic 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:58.920 to what Raymond protein. Well, I mean, he said, whenever 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.839 it goes over to thirty gram, So no more protein shakes. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.640 I can't do my protein bars when I do those. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:08.320 I can't do a large steak, chicken uh an omelet 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.200 if it has a lot of eggs in it. I've 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:12.440 just been having the weirdest reactions to eggs and stuff 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.280 like that. And he said, yeah, it's protein that you're 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.320 allergic to. I've never heard of that in my entire life. 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.600 But that isn't that crazy. That's what all he eats 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.919 because he wants to get buff all the time. Are 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.880 you gonna bring on the salads. I'm gonna have to 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.560 stick to those and then also the grains. But I'm 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.640 not gonna be able to do all the protein and 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.120 that I used to. I used to probably gram of 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:35.640 protein a day. That's probably how you got along. You're 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:39.080 supposed to do your body weight. I'm gonna do a 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:50.280 pounds a day. So Raymond, our bodybuilding producer, has been 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:59.440 told he's allergic to protein. That's funny. Well, Ramond, good luck, buddy. 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:05.520 You're gonna be like soon blowing in the wind. Time 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.279 for your positivity around the room with a tell me 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:15.760 something good. Members of the Mountaineer Boys and Girls Club 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.240 in West Virginia wanted to help other children who were 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:21.640 less fortunate than them, so they started creating welcome boxes 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:24.719 for kids from troubled families who are separated from their parents. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:28.960 Inside they included nightlights, snacks, and games, and I just 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:31.160 person who say like nightlights, Like if a child is 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.920 taken out of like the comfort in their own home 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:36.120 for whatever reason and placed in a temporary home. They 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:39.000 all released with my kids, I see they want lights 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.239 on all the time because their cared just scared to sleep. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.000 That it was super cool that the kids thought to 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:47.520 put nightlights in their boxes. Back is a family in Pennsylvania. 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.440 They were sad because their dog ran away and didn't return. Well, 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:53.200 they moved out of the house. Ten years later, the 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.560 dog shows up on their old porch ten years and 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.479 then they were like, what's up with the dog? And 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:01.280 so they get it the chip checked and it has 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:03.120 the family's name and like, yeah, that's our dogs from 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:04.640 ten years ago. We used to live in your house 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.200 that you live in. Now it's that dog. That's amazing, 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.720 and it remembered where it was living ten years ago. 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:14.520 Where has it been all this. I don't know. I 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.920 don't know, got a story. We need to know it. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:20.560 Lunch Box Showtime Wrestling likes to put on a good event, 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.680 and they also like to give back to the community. 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:24.560 So they were in Wisconsin, like, what can we do 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:27.360 for the community. We'll get some cans for the food banks. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.360 So two dollars off every ticket if you brought a 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:32.600 can good and they raised thousands of pounds for the 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:37.880 local food bank. It's awesome wrestling. It might be fake, 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.240 but their hearts are real. Oh boy, he's waiting on now. 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:48.680 And it was like over any reason. Some millennials aren't 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:52.200 using email as much, and so when young people aren't 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.560 using it, usually it catches up and ends up dying. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:56.960 So let's just say emails on the way out. Because 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.520 people are using social media so much more. They're using 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.440 instant story to talk to people, text message, So emails out. 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:05.560 What else do you assign as to being out? I'll 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:10.000 go first movie theaters? Oh god, you always say this, 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.040 It's true. I went to watch Black Panther and as 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.480 I was sitting in there, I um, this is for 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:16.600 the birds. This is not for me to sit in 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:21.120 someone else's room. That's all gross and chairs and the 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.880 foods too expensive. Had to drive there, had to fight parking. 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.560 Movie theaters as we know them in the next ten 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.520 years are gone. They'll still be the occasional one, but 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.880 everything's gonna come to your screen, at your computer, your phone. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:37.400 Movie theaters are on the way out. Amy, what's on 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:43.160 the way out? Facebook? Wow? Really think I saw millennials 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.640 if they're onto this whole email thing. I saw that 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:49.800 less and less young people are using Facebook, And honestly, 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:54.000 that's the social media I rarely get on. I'm always 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:58.000 on Instagram and Twitter. Facebook don't even touch it. I mean, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:06.280 maybe I should. Good, But cash, go ahead. Nobody carries 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.160 cash anymore. It's all credit card. Everywhere you go. There's 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:12.439 restaurants that are credit card only. They don't even accept cash. 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.439 These people are gonna understand what it's like to hold 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:17.240 a Bingi in their hand and pull it out and 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:18.800 press people at the bar and be like, yeah, I 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.320 want to get around of drinks. Cash is on the 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:23.439 way out. And I hate to say it because I 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:27.800 love cash. Eddie. Uh stores like brick and mortar stores, 0:09:27.840 --> 0:09:30.840 they're on their way out because of Amazon. Everyone's gonna 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.520 order online. We're not gonna have any stores to walk 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.760 in anymore, not even grocery stores. That's on the way out. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:36.760 I mean, I feel like we're just putting an earth 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.600 in this terrible plates where nothing exists anymore except online 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:43.720 anything goofy. Though I thought maybe Simil would come with 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:48.280 a TV show or something, something somewhat. You know, what's 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:52.079 on the way out. Go ahead, the real world. I 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.600 don't think MP's making another Real World. It has been 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:58.360 on in like a year, and I don't see any 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.599 plans of them recording a new season. They'll student that 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.080 still do the challenges, but I'm worried the real world 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:08.959 is on the way out. Anybody else want to edit this? Yeah, 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:14.120 I got another one, okay, go ahead. Manual transmissions and cars, no, 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.240 you rarely find them anymore. Most of them you have 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.120 a custom order because on the lot there's not any 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:28.680 there because all these kids they want everything automatic. Anything else, like, yeah, 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:34.040 go ahead. The post office because they're losing billions of 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.439 dollars a year and everybody just pays online, so all 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:39.360 these mail carriers they're gonna lose their jobs. Stamps dot 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:45.840 Com shout out ye anything else like. That's about it. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.760 That I can think of right now. Appreciate that. Oh 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.439 I know another one. Go ahead, taxi cabs they're out. 0:10:53.800 --> 0:11:01.839 I'll tell you what airplanes down. Sorry up today. This 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:05.480 story comes to us from Gwynette County, Georgia. A man 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.480 robbed two banks and he got away no problem. Well, 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.640 the news was out doing a story on traffic and 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.640 he was like, oh man, i'll give my opinion on 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:16.640 traffic after he robbed the banks. Yeah, so he gets 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.760 on cameras like, man, yeah, I think it's a great idea. 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:20.600 They're gonna have a bus system out here now because 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:23.120 it's hard to get around. Like, man, we recognized that 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.680 guy from Robin Banks and so they arrested him. Gotta 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:29.360 be kidding me, lunch box. That's your bonut story of 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:35.840 the day. Remember that curler. That's the Olympic sport where 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:38.120 you sweep the ice. Remember the Russian curler who was 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:42.800 busted for doping like steroids. There's an update to that story. 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.240 I'll do it in about two minutes, where you're either 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:47.480 going to go that's the dumbest thing ever heard or 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:49.880 I can't believe that we'll get to that one second. 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:51.440 I do want to say that in one hour, I 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.560 do have a big announcement. Okay one listeners are guessing 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:58.160 what my announcement is. From Twitter, Christopher says you're announcing 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:04.600 your intentions for running for the governor of Arkansas. Terrence 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:12.160 says you're secretly engaged, Bryant L says you're retiring from radio, 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:18.240 and Courtney says you're announcing Amy is pregnant. So all 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:19.920 those are on the table. I'm gonna leave him all 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.000 the table. The thing is Amy is the only one 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:26.480 who knows that sits around the table here, So don't 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.680 make any indication. One hour away from that, here's the question, 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:33.480 does plucking your gray hair bring back more gray hair? Amy? Yes? 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.840 Or no? Yeah? I heard? Will you pluck one four 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:39.720 girl back? So when you're born, the color of each 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:43.000 strand of your hair is predetermined, so is the timeline 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:46.720 from when it all turns gray. Here's this doctor says 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:49.319 plucking one gray hair does not have any impact on 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:53.600 the surrounding hairs because each individual hair has its own 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:58.160 set of genetics. Quote. It is absolutely false. It is 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:01.640 an urban legend, So pluck away it doesn't make other 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.360 ones grow back. It's interesting who made that up? I 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:06.800 don't know what they say, if you wear a hat, 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.720 you go bald. I just think it's stuff our grandparents thought, 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.160 and so as it was told, we believed it to 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.720 be real. Dang, I'm going to get to plucking. Yeah. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:17.800 You know what's weird for me because I don't have 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:19.199 any gray in my hair, but I have it in 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:21.240 my side burns because it's part of my facial hair, 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:23.640 and have a little bit on my chin and I 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.680 hate it so much. Oh, why it's part of you. 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:32.960 It's like, uh fine wine. No, No, I don't think so. 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.240 So you know that Russian curler. This is the thing 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.240 where you slide the thing down the ice and you 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:38.680 sweep it with the room. You try to make it 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.960 land on the target. So he was busted for steroids, 0:13:42.960 --> 0:13:47.640 basically doping. Now he believes his drink was spiked by 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:54.520 a teammates. Yeah, his name is Alexander. He won a 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:59.079 bronze medal and it's suspected because he tested positive for 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.120 melod on him. It's a banned substance that increases blood 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:06.520 flow and improves exercise capacity. He says that one of 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:11.480 his teammates, he thinks, put it in his drink. Launch 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.959 you walk to the story. Yeah, he said that it's 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:15.720 one of the guys that didn't make the team. So 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.720 while they were still at the training center before he 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.080 left for the Olympics, the guy was mad that he 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:23.000 beat him out, so he spiked his drink. He tests 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:31.480 positive as the Olympics loses his bronze medal. Russia has 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.000 been in so much trouble for doping over the past 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:38.960 many years. No, he just got busted doping, not for curling. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.600 Didn't you watch Charis by the Way, I did? I did, 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.840 So that's the Netflix documentary that talks about this this 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.640 guy who wants to cycle and he shoots himself up 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:51.040 with basically steroids to be a better cyclist and documents it. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.160 Except it turns crazy and Russia in the end gets 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:57.360 banned from the Olympics. What do you think of it? 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:02.000 I think it's fast nating that the guy, like the 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:05.000 main guy, was the one helping him and then all 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:08.440 this stuff got uncovered and then now he's hiding out here. 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:10.360 But what do you think of the documentary? Just for 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.520 entertainment purposes? Oh? Really good? I mean I'm not even 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:17.680 into cycling or doping, but yeah, I really wasn't either. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:23.840 But Russia. But it's so crazy all those things combined 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:26.960 and then how it just snowballed into what the end 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:29.640 result was. Yeah, I would encourage it. If you're on 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:38.200 Netflix and your board, watch Icarus. It's really good. And 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.280 that's how I got this scar. We're gonna play that game. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.520 We go around the room, tell where your scar is 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.840 and how you got it, and to start our segments 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.800 of nice game show music from the seventies, here we 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.480 go a hashtag and that's how I got this scar. 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:53.880 So I have a scar on my forehead. Most people 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.920 notice it and asked me how did you get that scar? 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.280 And I had a babysitter. We're playing Hind and Go Seek, 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.360 but also had just started playing soft bone, was learning 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:06.920 how to slide into basses. So my parents brass bed 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.880 with big like metal screws coming out of it was 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:13.280 base and I decided to slide head first and my 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.360 arms went through the bed and my head hit a 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:18.040 screw and I busted my head open. How to go 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.760 to the hospital get stitches with a babysitter, And that's 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.920 how I got this car. And that's how I got 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:26.320 this car. I have a scar that runs from my 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.960 starnom down to right below my belt line and I 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.840 had to my splin taken out. I fell off a 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:34.280 house onto a boat trailer a few more hours out 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.400 of drown. Internally, I'm on blood blah blah blah, YadA, 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.160 YadA YadA. At the end, I'm here living. But that 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.840 was pretty dramatic. And that's how I got this still 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.360 really big scar that goes right through my belly button. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.280 I only have half a belly button, so and that's 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:51.200 how I got the scar. Lunch Box on my stomach 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.000 on both sides of my belly button. I was out 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.080 with Josh Comica and Jennifer. We were doing some fake 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:58.960 fighting in front of my house where we like, we're 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.240 jumping somebody and we run off and leave them. Well, 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.119 the law enforcement showed up, so we went sprinting and 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.120 I couldn't open the gate, so I dove headfirst over 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.840 the fence and scraped my whole stomach on the top 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:13.359 of the fence. And that's how I got my scar. 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:17.320 This could be a TV show where you show your scar. 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.480 By the way, I saw a picture on lunchboxes Instagram. 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:23.679 I think Lunchbox has baby fever. What did he think? 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:25.720 He post. Well, I think he had a picture of 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:29.360 his god daughter right at Disney when I was down 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:32.399 at Disney. Yeah, I have a note up here to 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:34.800 talk about that. I know you're trying to have a 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:41.080 baby right now, and I'm assuming same. Yeah, same, absolutely same. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.720 So how's that going? It's going. We're rocking and rolling, 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:50.840 we're trying things out. Nothing's happened so far. But the 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.040 picture I put up was just one that I was 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:54.760 supposed to put up a few weeks ago when I 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:57.240 was at Disney. I forgot. Figured i'd get a lot 0:17:57.240 --> 0:17:59.840 of likes. Throw it up there, Hey you did it? 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.280 Or likes do you have baby fever? Lunch podcast? Or now? 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:08.200 Yeah I want a baby, I'm ready. Is it at 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:10.840 all causing any drama between you and your wife that 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:13.440 you aren't having baby? Are you cool? No, we're cool. 0:18:13.800 --> 0:18:17.280 There's no fighting, there's no like, no not fighting. But 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.120 is it? I don't know. Do you guys just sit 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.879 up and go why can't we have a baby? No, 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.800 I would say, she gets a little sad. Me. I 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:30.160 just think when it happens, it happens. We're having fun trying, 0:18:30.359 --> 0:18:35.120 so why stress. Well, we're all rooting for you. I mean, 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:38.200 not not right when it's happening. But we're all rooting 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:39.480 for you to have a baby, you know what I mean. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.080 We're not cheering you on as it goes. But yeah, 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.000 that would be awkward. Yeah. Yeah, here's the question around 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:48.240 the room. Do you have over or under six thousand 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:51.199 dollars in credit card dead? Because the average American has 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.320 six thousand dollars in credit card dead over under Eddie over. 0:18:55.520 --> 0:18:57.760 I like that. You went to me first. How much 0:18:57.800 --> 0:18:59.320 credit card dead do you have? Eddie? Well, I think 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:04.080 it might be nineteen thousand, now was thousand? Mark though 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:12.120 I've made some debts you have under under amy under. Yeah, 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:13.920 I just don't use my credit card very often. I'm 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:17.040 scared to go into debt because I'm scared that I 0:19:17.200 --> 0:19:19.399 lose my job when we'll pay it off. And I 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:22.960 don't even okay right now, but yeah, that's scary to me, Raymond. 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:26.520 What about you? Easily over? I had out of state tuition, 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:30.280 still dealing with on your credit card. The average American 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:32.359 adult has six thousand dollars in credit card debt, and 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.919 most people have two or more credit cards. Oh, I 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:39.320 got over over to Yeah. I do want to mention 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:43.960 this Hey, play me some jay Z, please for your son. 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:50.240 I've got problems. One so jay Z plugged down a 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:52.840 hundred and ten thousand dollars in New York City to 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:56.400 celebrate buddy's birthday. That's how you know that your real 0:19:56.480 --> 0:20:00.159 friend right there. I'm gonna tell you something first. Let 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:02.600 me tell the story. Jay Z, according to page six, 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:06.919 dropped hundred and ten thousand dollars. They celebrated the fiftieth 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:11.200 birthday of one O G. Perez, who runs who runs 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:15.880 his Rock Nation sports empire. Here's the thing. The bill 0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:22.199 was dollars and they tipped and taxed the rest. But 0:20:22.320 --> 0:20:25.520 the server put it on Snapchat the receipt. I'm firing 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:28.880 that server. You gotta take a picture of a receipt 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:31.120 and say jay Z was in there and how much 0:20:31.160 --> 0:20:34.640 money he spent? What if you if you black it out, 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:40.880 but you're like, I just served jay Z, that's still yeah. 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:45.280 I amount that. What's gonna happen is other high profile 0:20:45.320 --> 0:20:47.160 people will see this and go I'm not going into 0:20:47.160 --> 0:20:49.840 that place because they take a picture of my receipt 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:52.119 and then they posted on social media like, as a 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.239 person that owns a bar restaurant, I just wouldn't have that. 0:20:54.600 --> 0:20:56.840 I got ninety problems and a server that's posting a 0:20:56.880 --> 0:21:04.000 tip one for your son. I got problems was posting 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:08.159 my seats. That's one. By the way, Amy told me 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:09.800 the story yesterday. So you go to the park with 0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:11.960 your kids. Yeah, we've been going to the park every day. 0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:18.000 It's awesome. So birds flying over, Yeah, there's birds. And 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:26.360 what happens, Well, a bird pooped on another mom. It's 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:30.480 not funny, but I mean it's funny because it didn't 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:32.520 happen to you. But when a bird mooves on you, 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:34.480 because I've had a bird boot on me, and it's 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:37.800 not funny. But then when you know, you see a 0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:40.920 bird poop on somebody else, it's sort of funny. Yeah, 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:45.480 I'd say it's really funny. It's funny, but then obviously 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.359 you don't want it to happen to yourself. And she 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:48.960 did not think it was funny, but her friend that 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:52.440 was at third thought it was hilarious. So one to 0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:58.240 ten scale tend being Chris Rock Comedy special. How funny 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:01.440 is watching a bird poop on somebody? Amy, I mean, 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:03.680 it could be pretty funny, especially if you're out to eat. 0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:06.560 One time I was and my really good friend and 0:22:06.600 --> 0:22:08.359 got pooped on right in the middle of her scalp, 0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:10.280 and she had her hair parted down the middle and 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:12.240 we were just to go out afterwards, and then I 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:15.800 clean it and she started laughing too, because she well, 0:22:15.800 --> 0:22:17.760 first she was irritated and laughing, and then the whole 0:22:17.760 --> 0:22:20.679 tables laughing. Is runny. What do you give it as 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:24.760 a number one through ten? I guess eight, lunch box ten, 0:22:25.000 --> 0:22:27.400 absolute ten. And I've had it happened to me. I've 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:28.880 had it happened to me. I was going to meet 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:31.359 some chicks in college. My buddy was meeting up with 0:22:31.359 --> 0:22:33.159 his girlfriend and her friends. We go, we meet up 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:35.480 and I was like, Hi, nice meet you. Girl. Bird 0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:37.639 pooped right on my face. I said, nice meeting. I'll 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:44.679 see you guys tomorrow, right on the river walk in 0:22:44.720 --> 0:22:47.239 San Antonio, right on my face, and I was like, 0:22:47.240 --> 0:22:50.600 good night, and then work out. Huh No. I went 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:52.320 home because there's no way they're gonna make out with 0:22:52.320 --> 0:22:59.240 me with poop. Amy started second skinny on the way. 0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:02.359