Speaker 1: Wake up, wake up in the mall and the radio
Speaker 1: and the Dodgers.
Speaker 2: Already lunchbox, mor get too, Steve bred I'm trying to
Speaker 2: put you through fog.
Speaker 1: He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box,
Speaker 1: so you know what this is, the Bobby ball.
Speaker 2: We have ninety seconds to get as many Morning Corny
Speaker 2: is correct as we possibly can.
Speaker 1: You guys, ready, ready, mean lunchbox, Eddie, go the Morning Corny?
Speaker 3: What does a duck use to solve math problems?
Speaker 1: Later, let's go?
Speaker 3: Okay, what are the coolest letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 1: Cool? Cold? Cold? Cool? Col?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: What are the coolest letters? ABC? Coolest letters? We ask
Speaker 2: it again?
Speaker 3: What are the coolest letters in the alphabet? R?
Speaker 5: SV?
Speaker 1: But? What's cold? Do you the coolest? Okay? Ac ay,
Speaker 1: that's it? Go go like that? What you're killing time?
Speaker 6: What does an overqualified circle have radius?
Speaker 1: Too much radius? Circumstance not unsycrificed.
Speaker 3: No, what's it again? What does an overqualified circle have?
Speaker 1: Too much area? Circle?
Speaker 5: Round about?
Speaker 1: An over roundabout qualified circle?
Speaker 5: I don't even understand.
Speaker 1: Sphere around, it's around, it's all around. What do you
Speaker 1: ask it again?
Speaker 3: I can't help. What does an overqualified circle.
Speaker 1: Have I start well rounded?
Speaker 2: It's right, full circle, three hundred and sixty degrees, three
Speaker 2: and sixty.
Speaker 1: She's happened sixty?
Speaker 3: Oh, she's got a degree sixty degrees.
Speaker 7: Three hundred sixty degrees.
Speaker 1: Okay for qualify you got? I mean got it? Don't yet?
Speaker 3: Go? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 6: What animal isn't allowed to take tests at school?
Speaker 1: Koala, cheetah, that's good, all right, hit the song. No,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get it. We're gonna play never Gonna
Speaker 1: Get It.
Speaker 2: There's your question. One thirty of us submit we've stolen
Speaker 2: this item. One third of us and we've stolen this item,
Speaker 2: according to a wallet hub survey. One third of us
Speaker 2: admit we have stolen this item.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 2: So we're gonna go over talk to Adrian, who's on
Speaker 2: the phone first. The game is called never Gonna Get
Speaker 2: It because it is impossible to get but you'll have
Speaker 2: many opportunities to get it. One third of us admit
Speaker 2: we've stolen this item. Now, Adrian, you get to guess
Speaker 2: yourself first, so it can be anything.
Speaker 1: Throw it out there. What do you think did you
Speaker 1: say from a restaurant? No, I just had stolen this item. Period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it can be anything. That's why it's called never
Speaker 2: gonna get go ahead.
Speaker 1: A fountain, like a pen, you know, like a writing pen. Great,
Speaker 1: that's good, love it anybody else that pen? No?
Speaker 2: No, okay, Adriane has a guest pin. She didn't get it.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna read it again. According to a recent
Speaker 2: wallet hub survey, one third of US admit we've stolen
Speaker 2: this item.
Speaker 1: What is it? No, you're not gonna get it. You're
Speaker 1: never gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Not.
Speaker 1: No, you're not gonna get it. You never.
Speaker 2: All right, So, now, Adrian, you'll get to pick two
Speaker 2: of the show members. If they get it right, you win.
Speaker 2: They are representing you. So you have Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie,
Speaker 2: and Morgan.
Speaker 1: Other might feel about their answers really good, pretty good.
Speaker 2: So Lunchbox screamed, he feels great about it, but he
Speaker 2: always does every time.
Speaker 1: Morgan said she feels pretty good. Amy, how you.
Speaker 3: Feel I feel okay, okay.
Speaker 2: According to a recent wallet hub survey, one third of
Speaker 2: US admit we've stolen this item.
Speaker 1: Adrian picked two players here.
Speaker 8: I will pick Lunchbox and Morgan.
Speaker 1: Let's go over to Morgan first.
Speaker 3: Morgan, what do you have well, I had had something
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 9: As soon as she said restaurant, I was like, yep,
Speaker 9: we're on the same wavelength.
Speaker 3: I'm going with a cup from a restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's not bad stealing a glass.
Speaker 9: I was really dumb and I did it one time
Speaker 9: when I was younger because there was really cool.
Speaker 3: They had really cool classes.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, we'll see if that happens. It's a
Speaker 1: tough one. I mean, if I stole in a glass,
Speaker 1: I am no.
Speaker 2: Oh, well there's two of the five yeah, one third lunchbox.
Speaker 1: What do you have Wi Fi?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: That's really good, I guess man.
Speaker 2: So we'll go to Morgan first. Morgan says, it's a glass. Adrian,
Speaker 2: do you think it's a glass?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: It is not a glass. Now, let's go to lunchbox.
Speaker 2: He says Wi Fi. How do you feel about that answer?
Speaker 1: I know that lunchbox likes to get a lot of
Speaker 1: things for free, so he would, yeah.
Speaker 2: For lunch. If there were an expert in stealing and theft,
Speaker 2: did probably be him. Yeah, The answer is WiFi.
Speaker 1: Did anybody else have Wi Fi? No? No, what did
Speaker 1: you have? Eddie? I had shampoo, Hotel shampoo.
Speaker 2: Amy, Fountain Drink, Lunchbox, you are the expert in theft
Speaker 2: the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1: Adrian wins the prize, Lunchbox wins the game. Amy.
Speaker 2: I'll read you the first part of the story. Give
Speaker 2: me your theory as to what's happening here. Okay, So
Speaker 2: this woman calls and goes, hey, I bought these these
Speaker 2: underwear and.
Speaker 1: Ordered them.
Speaker 2: They came in the mail and my daughter warm, but
Speaker 2: she got pregnant though to wear on the underwear.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well, what do you.
Speaker 1: Think happened here? Because I'll give you the rest of
Speaker 1: the context.
Speaker 3: But I think that her daughter had sex and she's
Speaker 3: in denial.
Speaker 1: Oh so definitely where my mind would have gone.
Speaker 6: She's got some shame about that for her self, like, oh,
Speaker 6: I can't believe this happened to my daughter, So I
Speaker 6: need to come up with some crazy excuse.
Speaker 1: So the staff at the place was like, hey, it's
Speaker 1: not possible.
Speaker 2: No, she said, no, it's the only way my daughter
Speaker 2: could have gotten pregnant.
Speaker 1: I demand an explanation, the only way.
Speaker 6: Yes, So she asked the same question to her daughter,
Speaker 6: I demand an explanation.
Speaker 1: Just went with the underwear.
Speaker 2: So all attempts to convince the woman that her theory
Speaker 2: was psychologically impossible and physiologically, I mean more than psychological,
Speaker 2: it just can't happen. So in the end, Customer Service
Speaker 2: told her that there is no chance it could have happened,
Speaker 2: and that they will not really be a part of
Speaker 2: this anymore because there's no chance the underwear could act.
Speaker 2: So then the woman went public with their own version
Speaker 2: of the story, published the messages between her and Customer
Speaker 2: Service on social media.
Speaker 1: And it went viral and no one is saying what
Speaker 1: you're saying.
Speaker 3: Now more people are gonna know her daughter is pregnant.
Speaker 3: If she had any shame.
Speaker 6: Around this, she's built a larger story than she needed to.
Speaker 3: I mean, gosh, I kind of feel bad for the daughter.
Speaker 2: The mom even had a theory that it could have
Speaker 2: been like the boss of the company, that he done
Speaker 2: something to the underwear, and they were.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, well, humor you he just had a phasectomy,
Speaker 1: oh got him and they didn't even need to do that.
Speaker 3: Then she'd be like, well, there's a one percent chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, So in the end, two things have happened here,
Speaker 2: one like you said, that's where my mind goes. But
Speaker 2: The other one could be what if she just was
Speaker 2: wanting to scam them out of free underwear or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, she should come up with a better plan.
Speaker 1: That's like, what about what.
Speaker 2: About you need a butter knife to cut butter bring
Speaker 2: a machine gun?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you need a butter knife.
Speaker 6: To say I've been wearing the sunderwear and now I
Speaker 6: have a.
Speaker 3: Rash or something like.
Speaker 2: Your daughter had a kid from underwear? Right, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Sam Hunt Outskirts, Bobby Bones. You guys call us if
Speaker 2: you want eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, Thank you
Speaker 2: guys for listening.
Speaker 1: They call a pool squatting.
Speaker 2: It's if someone goes and to start swimming in your
Speaker 2: pool and it's like, I'm swimming, we'll get out, No,
Speaker 2: I'm here, okay. Or if you're gone for like a week,
Speaker 2: and they go every day even if you.
Speaker 1: You know you're not home, they just still go and
Speaker 1: swim every day.
Speaker 2: So a guy who broke into a private complex for
Speaker 2: a swim because he was swimming it wasn't his place,
Speaker 2: but he jumped and now he's paralyzed from the neck down.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's suing.
Speaker 2: But the man who is aged eighteen at the time
Speaker 2: of the accident in twenty twenty two, was taking part
Speaker 2: of the Dangerous Pool Squatting challenge of illegally accessing a
Speaker 2: stranger's pool when he was injured. Now he's taking the
Speaker 2: apartment's management company to court to sue for negligence. He
Speaker 2: says the owners are still responsible for ensuring the pools
Speaker 2: upkeep under the Civil Code. The owners of the house
Speaker 2: said they told the teenager to leave and there's a
Speaker 2: sign of the entrance of the pool, clearly showing the
Speaker 2: depth at each end, but he chose not to listen.
Speaker 1: It's from the Daily Mail. Now.
Speaker 2: I feel bad that he's paralyzed, obviously, and he was
Speaker 2: doing something that we would think, Ay, kids will be kids,
Speaker 2: they'll just go and jump in pools or do whatever
Speaker 2: kids do. However, that wasn't your pool. You weren't supposed
Speaker 2: to be there. You're gonna sue.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 1: It's like when someone breaks into a house and like
Speaker 1: falls and hurts themselves.
Speaker 2: And there have been stories before where they've like slipped, yeah,
Speaker 2: and hurt themselves badly, and they sue the homeowner, and
Speaker 2: you can sue for anything. A judge can go boom.
Speaker 2: We're tossing it out. I feel bad this kid's paralyzed
Speaker 2: because he was just doing a kid thing. But no,
Speaker 2: this says a terrible president if they even listen to this,
Speaker 2: if the judge doesn't go, uh, what's court case number one?
Speaker 2: It's the pool squatting case. So you're heard on the
Speaker 2: Bobby Bone show out throw it out. If he doesn't
Speaker 2: do that immediately, this is a terrible president.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And obviously this was some sort of like yeah, you
Speaker 6: said community or like people live there.
Speaker 3: Yes, so it was marked.
Speaker 6: But like if people were squatting at a private, private residence,
Speaker 6: like nobody has the nobody's like ten feet deep.
Speaker 3: You know, you don't have the markers on your personal bit.
Speaker 2: But if you're squatting, period, whatever happens to you. It's
Speaker 2: like international waters. There are no laws anything that happens
Speaker 2: to you. If a lion eats you while you're in
Speaker 2: my house and you shouldn't be in my house, that
Speaker 2: showbiz baby. Yeah, I know, but sometimes I think people
Speaker 2: are being bit Yeah, I know it's being bit by dogs.
Speaker 2: Have been an issue before, Like someone breaks into a house,
Speaker 2: but then they claim, ah, I was just in the
Speaker 2: wrong house.
Speaker 1: I didn't know where I was and I got bit
Speaker 1: by the dog.
Speaker 2: Now you're breaking into the house and the dog bits you,
Speaker 2: and that's on you. Sometimes people have no comment sense whatsoever,
Speaker 2: unless they're like, well, this already sucks. I might as
Speaker 2: well sue just to see if I can have it,
Speaker 2: have some sort of consolation.
Speaker 6: Like maybe they'll just want to settle instead of going
Speaker 6: through the whole process.
Speaker 2: I hope the judge goes, yeah, I heard this in
Speaker 2: the Bobby Bone show. No, and that attorney you're suspended too.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go ahead and say I don't think there's
Speaker 6: probably ever been a court case anywhere where a judge
Speaker 6: has been like, you know what I heard about this
Speaker 6: on the Bob Yet I'm wondering.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, there's always a first you guys hit us up
Speaker 2: eight seven, seven seventy seven Bobby questions or comments, we're
Speaker 2: ready for you.
Speaker 1: There's a new trend too on if you do Uber.
Speaker 2: Eats or door Dash, any of the food delivery apps,
Speaker 2: that people are buying a whole bunch of stuff and
Speaker 2: they're loading the tip up big time on the front
Speaker 2: end to make the person go, oh.
Speaker 1: I should drop this off first.
Speaker 2: Any sort of delivery service too, and then by the
Speaker 2: time they get to the house, right they drop it off,
Speaker 2: the person takes the tip away way way down.
Speaker 3: What I didn't know that the delivery person could see
Speaker 3: the tip amount.
Speaker 2: So not all apps they can, but some they can now.
Speaker 2: And there are times two where people a go like,
Speaker 2: I'll tip be huge, then they don't. I would just
Speaker 2: be worried about the second time they come to the
Speaker 2: house more than that time, Like if I screwed somebody
Speaker 2: over and I was like, hey, do that if you
Speaker 2: drop this off first, you get here in fifteen minutes,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna thirty dollars tip and they drop it off
Speaker 2: and you're like, jkjk four dollars. My concern would be,
Speaker 2: now they know where you live. Yeah, and they're gonna
Speaker 2: come squat in your pool and see you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What a good strategy. That's serious up quick once. Also
Speaker 2: a good strategy, so they know where you live and yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I live in fear of retaliation.
Speaker 1: In general for all things on Now with Katie in Ohio, Katie,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 8: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Morning?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 8: So I just was listening when you're talking about the
Speaker 8: kid that's suing for the pool situation. And I just
Speaker 8: thought it was crazy because I about two months ago,
Speaker 8: was at the park with my husband and three kids
Speaker 8: and fell off of my bicycle and fell into tall
Speaker 8: grass and it was about a twelve and a half
Speaker 8: foot drop, and I broke my l one two and
Speaker 8: three and my left elbow and we like reached out
Speaker 8: to a lawyer turn here or whatever, and just because
Speaker 8: I had to be off work for three months, I
Speaker 8: you know, broke all these zones and there's no sign,
Speaker 8: no sense, nothing, and they everyone told us there's no case.
Speaker 8: So I just thought it was crazy that someone could
Speaker 8: do something like that and you know, be able to see.
Speaker 8: But we you know, we're told you're good.
Speaker 2: Well, I honestly I think both aren't a case. I
Speaker 2: think that kid shouldn't have a case. And I don't
Speaker 2: really know what exactly is happening with her, but I
Speaker 2: think if you're on a bike in a park and
Speaker 2: you fall off the bike.
Speaker 6: Oh, I think that the grass was deceiving of how
Speaker 6: maybe there should be like if there's a twelve foot drop,
Speaker 6: there should.
Speaker 12: Be some sort of so she was there was a
Speaker 12: grass was mode you know, not to fall off the bike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or there's a morning like twelve foot drop here.
Speaker 5: You know, I think you just fell off the bike.
Speaker 5: It wouldn't matter if the grass was mode or not.
Speaker 5: That was my whole, is the thing. There's no case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there's it. Don't be a case
Speaker 2: of it. Again, we don't know her, We didn't see it. Also,
Speaker 2: what if there's a gator in there?
Speaker 5: We don't know.
Speaker 1: Who knows what's in the grass.
Speaker 2: If it's really high, you don't know if there's a
Speaker 2: drop gator, there's a drug cartel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it now she's on sweet.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I like, okay, right, Ryan, I mean right,
Speaker 4: you didn't fall off just because the grass was tall, right,
Speaker 4: You fell off because you just fell off.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, Like we were stopping and there's actually like
Speaker 8: you wouldn't think that you would fall and like fall
Speaker 8: down a ravine. But I lost my footing and I
Speaker 8: fell and I was falling on the grass, but it
Speaker 8: was a drop like I and we had to call
Speaker 8: the fire department and because the husband couldn't reach me. Honestly,
Speaker 8: I'm just glad it wasn't one of my kids. I
Speaker 8: have like three kids under the age of five. So
Speaker 8: you know, like if it was.
Speaker 1: We hate it was you.
Speaker 5: Are you good now though? Like are you back to biking?
Speaker 1: Are you still hurt back to biking?
Speaker 8: I'm okay. I still am in a lot of pain
Speaker 8: and occasionally when I do, like, you know, overdo it,
Speaker 8: I guess, but I'm a mom, so it's just kind
Speaker 8: of hard to not do things.
Speaker 1: And I wish.
Speaker 2: I felt differently because she does sound very nice. I'm
Speaker 2: glad it wasn't her kid, but I guess if the
Speaker 2: park something had made her wreck her bike. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: negligence within the path and the bike hit that. But
Speaker 2: if you're just falling into grass, you never quite.
Speaker 6: But I feel like a drop like that marked.
Speaker 1: Every should be marked.
Speaker 7: At least.
Speaker 1: But there's a reason her The attorney said you don't
Speaker 1: have a case.
Speaker 7: So did the attorneys say no case or did the
Speaker 7: judge say no case.
Speaker 8: No, the attorneys we talked to a couple of different
Speaker 8: ones and then said, like, there's no case because it's
Speaker 8: a county park district. And you know, I thing too,
Speaker 8: is like I feel like there should be a reeling
Speaker 8: or a fence or like beaus where I fell, there's
Speaker 8: a culvert pipe, so it dug deeper than anywhere else.
Speaker 2: I agree, But attorneys will take a case sometimes just
Speaker 2: to take your money, so they must have really known
Speaker 2: there was no case.
Speaker 1: We hate that for you.
Speaker 2: We don't want to sound a sensitive, but the case
Speaker 2: with the kid shouldn't be a case.
Speaker 1: And I hope you get to feeling better.
Speaker 2: Time for the news Bobby's story. California high school principle
Speaker 2: was placed on administrative leave after he seemingly danced inappropriately
Speaker 2: with the mascot during a PEP rally just three days
Speaker 2: into the new school year. And the headline says, California
Speaker 2: principal placed on leave. And they do use the word
Speaker 2: lap dance.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: New York Post has a story. Let me read some
Speaker 2: more of it if you hot. Colony High School principal
Speaker 2: Robert Noon yez. Oh he let the mascot lap dance him. Okay,
Speaker 2: but now he's getting up. Now he's had having the
Speaker 2: mascot down. Oh he did switch, So that's what I
Speaker 2: thought happened. Oh they're doing they're going dirt. Oh man,
Speaker 2: you can't do that, principal.
Speaker 1: It's not even that Listen, it's not even that bad.
Speaker 2: But as a principal, you have got to be while
Speaker 2: school hours are happening at a plus integrity because that
Speaker 2: is your job. And what is that a big bumblebee
Speaker 2: or a night or something and they're playing Pony, Come.
Speaker 1: Rid it my pony.
Speaker 3: Probably, I mean, think of it. That song, depending on
Speaker 3: how old the principle is, probably took him back.
Speaker 2: The Principal's like, I'm gonna get sixty. He's in a
Speaker 2: baseball jersey with number eighty six on it. He's in
Speaker 2: a rollie chair in the middle of the gym, and
Speaker 2: like the big mascots like coming up to him like ooh,
Speaker 2: And the Principle's like, ah.
Speaker 1: This is wild and I.
Speaker 2: And I would go, I get you. You're wrapped up
Speaker 2: in the moment of the pepper Ali. But this, if
Speaker 2: you're a principal, you can't let that moment wrap you up.
Speaker 1: That's the moment.
Speaker 2: The dance segment took a bizarre turn when NOONEYA has
Speaker 2: fire it off gold CONFETI at the mascot, whose seconds
Speaker 2: before also appeared to be dancing provocatively. The principle then
Speaker 2: stands up face to face with the mascot, trading places
Speaker 2: in the office chair. It sounds like weird, like fan fictions.
Speaker 3: Well, the way you're reading it is.
Speaker 2: Nuniaz approaches him and appears and places his hands on
Speaker 2: the mascot's chest. He then slides his hand down the
Speaker 2: character's chest before being surrounded by other excited students in
Speaker 2: the gym floor. A romance novel, dude, And then someone yells,
Speaker 2: what we're gonna say. The school is called Buhotch. It's
Speaker 2: spelled I don't know, I notice it, but it goes
Speaker 2: what happens to bu Hotch days at bu Hotch.
Speaker 1: He shouts into a mic. No that.
Speaker 2: In in in reality, it was probably some good fun
Speaker 2: where nothing actually bad. But you can't do that. You
Speaker 2: have to hold yourself to a higher standard. If you
Speaker 2: are a teacher or a principal. That's all hopefully what
Speaker 2: happens here. If he's a good principal, because I do believe.
Speaker 2: And if you've done many great things to help a
Speaker 2: whole lot of people, and you've been a plus and
Speaker 2: you finally have something to hops on that is bad.
Speaker 2: You don't immediately lose everything. It's like, okay, I have
Speaker 2: suspend you for a little bit. You'll come back. You've
Speaker 2: been a great principal. Now he sucked and he's had
Speaker 2: been another trouble.
Speaker 1: It's just like strike bring it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So hopefully if he's been a great principal, they
Speaker 2: don't fire fire him.
Speaker 1: But I think everybody can learn a lesson here.
Speaker 2: Don't play genuine pony when a mascot's around, because you
Speaker 2: don't know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: That's wild.
Speaker 3: So hold on a lot of times the mascots are students.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the student, okay.
Speaker 6: But I don't know if it's a fellow faculty member
Speaker 6: because that also changes the game.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think the principle is still
Speaker 1: a trouble either.
Speaker 3: Way because the bumble bee's a minor.
Speaker 2: The bumblebees in a bumblebee suit, and it could be
Speaker 2: an eighteen year old, I don't know, it could be
Speaker 2: a senior. So I'm about were signing things we don't know.
Speaker 2: But it is a student and they shouldn't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm getting turned on. I'm kidding the importance and please
Speaker 2: and thank you this from Women's Health. Please and thank you.
Speaker 2: Should I be something you just teach your kids to say.
Speaker 2: Marriage experts say, if anything, nice manners count even more
Speaker 2: when you're married, say please, and thank you for everything
Speaker 2: your partner does, making the bed, passing the butter, cleaning
Speaker 2: up after the dog. Being gracious and grateful for little
Speaker 2: things helps keep your bond healthy. What takes some people
Speaker 2: back when I talk to them as an adult man,
Speaker 2: because they may even be a bit younger than me,
Speaker 2: is I was raised to say yes, ma'am, No, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I don't really do surs a lot. Why not with
Speaker 1: other men?
Speaker 5: Oh don't eddie, Eddie? What guess he didn't have a
Speaker 5: dad round?
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not that at all. I guess you
Speaker 1: know what. I never really said yes, sir. No, so
Speaker 1: I have a grandpa or dad.
Speaker 3: But you had coaches and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, like coach can't out. I'll say yes, sir.
Speaker 1: But I mean with the dudes, I feel like it's different.
Speaker 5: Dudes.
Speaker 2: I don't have to give as much respect as like
Speaker 2: a woman. And they're if someone's my age or I'll
Speaker 2: be or on the phone like I'm or yes ma'am.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, they're like from the Northeast. They don't
Speaker 2: have this this they weren't taught the same thing.
Speaker 1: But I still do yes, ma'am, No, ma'am.
Speaker 6: But as we get older, I feel like sometimes when
Speaker 6: I say it, I'm like, shoot, why did I just
Speaker 6: say that to her?
Speaker 3: I'm probably her age and now.
Speaker 2: Seeing anymore, I think it used to when we were young,
Speaker 2: you did it olders, But now I think I just
Speaker 2: do it naturally to anybody who's an adult if I
Speaker 2: don't really know them. It's almost like a formal Southern greeting. Okay,
Speaker 2: not that you have to do it. A traveler was
Speaker 2: with a bloodied head on an airplane, and American Airlines like, yeah,
Speaker 2: get off the flight, sir. This is from the New
Speaker 2: York Post. A man and his wife were arrested at
Speaker 2: a Florida airport Tuesday after refusing to get off an
Speaker 2: American Airlines flight when the crew became concerned about the
Speaker 2: man's bloodied head. Why was I Pierre was escorted off
Speaker 2: of Las Vegas. Well, so again they were arrested, not
Speaker 2: for the bloody head because they wouldn't get off the flight.
Speaker 1: But it's almost like your head is way too bloody.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know where the threshold of bloody head.
Speaker 5: Is, but.
Speaker 1: They were taking off the flight.
Speaker 2: They were concerned about a potential biohazard, which is the
Speaker 2: blood right. Crewmembers initially asked him to clean the bloody area,
Speaker 2: which appears to be the aftermath of a hair transplant surgery,
Speaker 2: and replace his bandages, but he sa they didn't have
Speaker 2: any extras.
Speaker 1: They then called police. They boord the plane.
Speaker 2: They said, will you guys go and they were like no,
Speaker 2: So they had to get them off the plane with handcuffs.
Speaker 2: A crowd of all the other passengers on the fly
Speaker 2: were also forced at a plane overhealth concerns. So the flight, no,
Speaker 2: you'd had bandages, wipe your head, but the flight crew
Speaker 2: were doing the right thing. Oh yeah, but the guess
Speaker 2: that he had no other bandages, but they didn't have
Speaker 2: other bandages. Also on the flight. The whole thing sucks.
Speaker 2: But yeah, his head it was very bloody. I probably
Speaker 2: asked them to get off the flight. It was so bloody.
Speaker 7: So if you're sitting behind someone with a bloody to them, yeah, some.
Speaker 3: People if they see blood like that, they pass out.
Speaker 2: One other story a family isssuing a Sacramento, California hospital
Speaker 2: from kk TV, accusing the hospital of misplacing their body
Speaker 2: after she died and never even informing them of her death.
Speaker 2: Jesse Peterson checked into the hospital for type one diabetes
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three, and her mom called there after
Speaker 2: not hearing from her, they said no one was there
Speaker 2: ever by that name. A year later, it was discovered
Speaker 2: that Jesse had died at Mercy Saint jan Medical Center
Speaker 2: and Carmichael and her body was shipped to the cold
Speaker 2: storage facility. The suit claims all this happened without notifying
Speaker 2: the family, even though Peterson had next of kin information
Speaker 2: on her medical records. The family is seeking fifteen million
Speaker 2: in punitive damages. The attorney for the hospital and the
Speaker 2: family planned to meet in court next month. Oh was
Speaker 2: that just an accidental ship off? Like I don't think
Speaker 2: anybody had, Hey let's do this, we'll really screw the
Speaker 2: family or what a prank? Like?
Speaker 1: Actually not something you mess up.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, doing a sex dance with a Mascot's.
Speaker 1: Really no, you don't really do can't do that?
Speaker 12: Is it just like a luggage thing where they just
Speaker 12: sent up the wrong place and never I know, but
Speaker 12: you never got it back.
Speaker 6: But it's like ants and balances, like like I had
Speaker 6: an appointment the other day and I have my little
Speaker 6: wristband on and then the nurse walks in and I
Speaker 6: have to read to her what is on my bracelet?
Speaker 1: She trips it, and.
Speaker 3: It's like, obviously she has to go was it taken right?
Speaker 6: And she's required to do that protocol now because of
Speaker 6: stuff like this.
Speaker 1: That's a good call on the bracelet checks and balances.
Speaker 2: Sounds like somebody probably just was like, okay, I'm doing
Speaker 2: my job and they did their job that something was
Speaker 2: probably there when it shouldn't have been. And the guy's like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll take another one down. Yeah, yeah, it sucks.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 1: That's an instance Bobby's stories.
Speaker 2: So a guy sitting on the toilet is doing this
Speaker 2: sitting on the toilet things and twelve foot python buy
Speaker 2: him on the tescle.
Speaker 5: Oh see no, that's why this is.
Speaker 2: That this lunchbox has talked about this so many times
Speaker 2: where he's so scared of snake's coming up through the
Speaker 2: toilet or through his car when he drives.
Speaker 1: He hates snakes so much.
Speaker 2: But yeah, guys been on the testicles by twelve foot
Speaker 2: python while I sat on the toilet. Imagine that you're
Speaker 2: just like, oh, finally, thank god, you pull your phone out.
Speaker 2: Watch some TikTok just have twenty minutes and then if something.
Speaker 1: Bit me, you don't even know what it is. You
Speaker 1: look down, it's attached, shake it off. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The He then.
Speaker 2: Beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving
Speaker 2: his bathroom splattered in blood. He felt a sharp pain
Speaker 2: as he took a seat Tuesday, so he's like, what
Speaker 2: the heck? And he reached down and that his hand
Speaker 2: and the snake met, and he's, oh god, he grabs
Speaker 2: a snake. At this point, you're running on adrenaline. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter if you're scared of the snake or not.
Speaker 2: You're trying to get it unattached from your waveles and
Speaker 2: you're trying to throw it or rip its head off.
Speaker 1: And that is exactly what happened. You always have to
Speaker 1: look in the toilet before you sit down.
Speaker 5: Always, always.
Speaker 7: We don't always do that, though.
Speaker 2: He grabbed a snake by the neck and try to
Speaker 2: rip it off his privates. Quota felt someone was biting
Speaker 2: my balls. It is very painful, so I put my
Speaker 2: hand to see what was wrong. I was shocked that
Speaker 2: I grabbed a snake. Yeah, no crap. When the snake
Speaker 2: didn't budge that the snake was in he grabbed a
Speaker 2: toilet brush and began beating in the head. Then that's
Speaker 2: when the snake. Imagine this, you're trying to get that
Speaker 2: snake off. You said, do you have a toilet brush?
Speaker 2: You're going to yourself?
Speaker 1: Why God is the worst?
Speaker 2: Then like you're you're womping yourself to get that snake off,
Speaker 2: because it's not like he's just hitting the snake like
Speaker 2: you just swing. So finally the snake released its fangs.
Speaker 2: Again this choice in the New York Post quote, my
Speaker 2: testicles are safe now.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky. It wasn't a venomous snake. A cobra would
Speaker 1: have killed me.
Speaker 2: Pythons aren't venomous, and they just squeeze you.
Speaker 3: Oh, how do they fit in the toilet thing? Because
Speaker 3: aren't they They.
Speaker 1: Don't have to be. Dam No, they don't have to be.
Speaker 1: There are small pythons, small babies. But imagine you're going
Speaker 1: this dude is taking.
Speaker 2: A toilet brush to his own, growing as hard as
Speaker 2: he possibly got to get the snake to release from.
Speaker 1: And also it's got to feel like a needle, you
Speaker 1: got like a shot.
Speaker 2: It's like that's gotta be what this like two fangs
Speaker 2: right and needs that's wild.
Speaker 7: I will never sit in the toilet the same.
Speaker 2: I will all forget about this hour. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: for sure. It's a bizarre story about a guy. I
Speaker 2: don't know him as the actor French actor Alan dale On,
Speaker 2: and he's old. He died on Sunday. But when he died,
Speaker 2: he wanted his dog to be in his grave with him.
Speaker 2: But his dog wasn't dead yet, so he wanted a
Speaker 2: dog to be put to sleep. No what, so told me,
Speaker 2: that's not bizarre. What kind of humanoid wants to bro
Speaker 2: you die? Will agree to it? Then you're dead. You
Speaker 2: won't know the difference, That's all I do.
Speaker 1: You got it, buddy, Hey, we'll be sure to do it.
Speaker 1: As soon as you're in your grave. We'll put him
Speaker 1: right down and never never.
Speaker 2: The late French actors wish that his pet dog wil
Speaker 2: be put down and buried with him has now created
Speaker 2: an outcry from animal rights campaigners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put me in that category.
Speaker 2: The actor, who died aged eighty eight on Sunday, said
Speaker 2: he wished the animal, a ten year old Belgian malinose
Speaker 2: named Lubu, be put to sleep and laid in his
Speaker 2: grave at the cemetery.
Speaker 1: You are a loser. I hate to.
Speaker 2: Speak ill of the dead, but I will. You want
Speaker 2: to kill your dog because you died? No, that's on you, buddy,
Speaker 2: you died. I had a promise him though you got it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, i'd done this. Hey, you cut me a
Speaker 2: lecture on the will, I'll make sure and then as
Speaker 2: soon as he's out.
Speaker 6: Nope, I deal with the morgar wherever to keep you
Speaker 6: in the refrigerator until your dog dies.
Speaker 2: Well that's years, dogs, but even two years, you keep
Speaker 2: his bodying for two years? You're weird, dude, Alley on
Speaker 2: Daily on, You're weird. There is no law in France
Speaker 2: preventing owners from putting down their animals.
Speaker 6: What just because?
Speaker 2: But it is for individual vets to decide whether to
Speaker 2: carry out their wishes from the guardian.
Speaker 1: Dah, you're what other weird stuff is?
Speaker 2: You have to kill his dog and put in his
Speaker 2: grave them?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with people?
Speaker 5: What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: It's a mild one.
Speaker 2: A new study reveals the promising results for an age
Speaker 2: reversal pill on dogs. Because you know they're coming in
Speaker 2: to us with us next, they're testing it first. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if it works on they give it to Alan Dalion's dog.
Speaker 2: Now make him say live a long time. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: did that. So there's a VET and they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: we've been doing this pre clinical data from a previous
Speaker 2: and vitro human cell study that shows that this whatever
Speaker 2: the drug is, linthdens certain parts of these animals orget
Speaker 2: about two hundred percent. So they're finding ways to keep
Speaker 2: dogs alive longer. But not just just not like you
Speaker 2: take a pill and you just double your lifespan. It
Speaker 2: actually helps the different organs of the body, like reproduce cells. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll take one of those. Sure, no treatment, no testing,
Speaker 2: give it to me. ABC seven with that story, they're
Speaker 2: that story about the grave. That's so bizarre.
Speaker 1: What kind of human wants that?
Speaker 2: You don't even I love that dog. You just want
Speaker 2: to be lonely. You just want to be lonely in there.
Speaker 2: You just want to cause you can you wake up?
Speaker 2: You're like, oh god, what do I eat?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 2: That is so weird and so selfish. You don't love
Speaker 2: that dog. I love my dogs. I don't want that.
Speaker 3: Do you want to be buried with anything?
Speaker 1: I don't care. I literally do not care. I'm dead.
Speaker 1: I do not care.
Speaker 10: Right have at it. Use my body for whatever you want.
Speaker 10: That's whatever you want. Don't say that, hey, whatever you want. So, yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm glad it's getting a little cooler. Though, like to
Speaker 10: take the dogs on walks, I can't really walk Stanley
Speaker 10: at all. Stanley's fat bulldog. When it's hot, I can't
Speaker 10: walk Stanley because they can't breathe. Those dogs, Josie, doctor Josie.
Speaker 2: She compared it to just putting a little coffee straw
Speaker 2: in your mouth and trying to breathe through.
Speaker 1: That's what a bulldog basically has.
Speaker 2: Now, imagine if you go run and you have the
Speaker 2: coffee straw, you can't quite catch up. When it gets cooler,
Speaker 2: it's Eller tons of energy, and so I'm constantly having
Speaker 2: to either go play ball with Dollar in the evening
Speaker 2: or we take her on long, long hikes and stuff.
Speaker 2: But now that it's cooler, Stanley can do a little
Speaker 2: bit too. But even with the food, like we use
Speaker 2: the Farmer's dog. Farmer's Dog's awesome. I mean, Eller loves it,
Speaker 2: real fresh dog food. They deliver it right to your door,
Speaker 2: which is what's perfect. And her name is on it.
Speaker 2: She can't read, for the record, but I can it's
Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, so I don't eat it because it
Speaker 2: is fresh. The Farmer's Dog. They also send it preportioned,
Speaker 2: so all I do is take the scissors and go
Speaker 2: quick and then you just boom ride to her bowl.
Speaker 2: She loves it. Lots of benefits, obviously healthier coat skin.
Speaker 2: Here's why I got in trouble at home. I was
Speaker 2: giving her too much. They come preportioned, but I would
Speaker 2: give her like one and a half after a long day,
Speaker 2: and she started to put on a little weight.
Speaker 1: My wife was like, why is the ello putting on weight?
Speaker 2: Because they're all proportioned, and so now she's Ella's like,
Speaker 2: we're chilling.
Speaker 1: She's losing a little bit of weight. That's my fault.
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Speaker 12: This story comes us from Denver, Colorado. Hey man went
Speaker 12: to a Burger King drive through, ordered his meal, pulled
Speaker 12: up to the window and they said, sir, that'll be
Speaker 12: nine dollars sixty five cents.
Speaker 5: He goes, guys, I don't have any money.
Speaker 12: You want weed?
Speaker 5: You want uh?
Speaker 12: And he offered him all types of drugs, Like, sir,
Speaker 12: we can't accept that. So he pulled out a gun,
Speaker 12: said you're gonna give me the food because I don't
Speaker 12: have any money. So he got the food and he's like, man,
Speaker 12: I'm gonna need some money. So he went across the
Speaker 12: street to the gas station.
Speaker 1: Well, he just got the food. Why did he need
Speaker 1: the money then?
Speaker 5: Well for other things. I guess it's like all this
Speaker 5: drug that.
Speaker 3: Was really difficult.
Speaker 1: Drug just currency didn't work like you thought it would. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead.
Speaker 12: So he went over to the gas station, pulled out
Speaker 12: the gun, and robbed the gas station.
Speaker 5: And he was arrested a couple hours later. And now
Speaker 5: he got sentenced one hundred and forty three years in jail.
Speaker 3: Oh, one hundred and forty three years.
Speaker 2: Must have had many of these other transactions they have
Speaker 2: gone wrong.
Speaker 1: You don't get that that's the first time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Because I mean I hear of like far worse
Speaker 6: crimes than They're like, well, they're going to jail for
Speaker 6: six months.
Speaker 2: Well, I would say too, I bet you the drugs
Speaker 2: for fast food exchange would work thirty to forty percent
Speaker 2: of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would think so and so on. It didn't work.
Speaker 1: He was a bit surprised. It probably was irrational. Okay,
Speaker 1: there you go.
Speaker 5: I'm lunch Box.
Speaker 12: That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1: It's a Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2: So let's go with a scam alert. Scam alert, we're
Speaker 2: looking out for you. Let's bring on movie Mike. Mike,
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 11: I got a text that said someone is trying to
Speaker 11: buy your house, had my name, had my address.
Speaker 1: And it said click here. What had your name and
Speaker 1: your dress?
Speaker 11: Yeah, no, dear sir, it said my name, said my address.
Speaker 1: I was like, what has happened?
Speaker 2: Was it they were making an offer on your house
Speaker 2: or someone like they're already in the process.
Speaker 11: Like someone is interested in buying your house? Got it
Speaker 11: like it was listed somewhere and they're like, hey, check
Speaker 11: it out.
Speaker 2: You know, and I know we're doing a scam alert.
Speaker 2: But once this happened to Amy and it was real.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and didn't they end up buying your house?
Speaker 1: Yes, because they just did this. They did this, which
Speaker 1: is why these scandal ERTs are so good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it wasn't on text message, but yeah, I just
Speaker 6: was approached like, hey, yes, they want to buy your house.
Speaker 1: And was it a note in your mailbox?
Speaker 3: At first we weren't even on the market. No, knocked
Speaker 3: on the door. Okay, but it sold and they lived
Speaker 3: there and you.
Speaker 1: Sure that money was good? We find out now it
Speaker 1: was a scam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what that was like five or six years ago?
Speaker 1: So Mike, did you click the link?
Speaker 11: I didn't click the link.
Speaker 1: I looked it up.
Speaker 11: They're either trying to get my banking info or as
Speaker 11: soon as I click it, they take all my all
Speaker 11: my identification.
Speaker 1: How do they get.
Speaker 2: Your name and address just from a data but to
Speaker 2: match it with your cell phone number?
Speaker 1: Like those aren't often matched online.
Speaker 11: That's what's weird, Like my name, Like how did they
Speaker 11: get my number?
Speaker 2: There was that breach there was a company in America
Speaker 2: they got like I don't know, two thirds people seld
Speaker 2: security numbers.
Speaker 1: I saw that. Yes, right, it's like a billion self
Speaker 1: security numbers. I'll make up a rule.
Speaker 2: There are two things that happened to me in this one.
Speaker 2: I'm super happy that I have a LifeLock, not a commercial.
Speaker 2: I just do it looks out for me. Secondly, I go,
Speaker 2: what are the odds they use mine?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 2: And I shouldn't do that because I'm like, if they
Speaker 2: stole a billion of them, what are the odds they
Speaker 2: use mine? But what they do is they start just
Speaker 2: breaking them off and selling them and like small packages,
Speaker 2: and then people take them, use them, steal your identity
Speaker 2: whatever it is.
Speaker 7: So there could be multiple uses out there.
Speaker 1: No, but what's happened?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, whoa what are you saying? Someone could be acting
Speaker 1: like us.
Speaker 2: They're not living your life, but they could be getting mail,
Speaker 2: credit cards, buying things your identity.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because there's a guy somewhere that has my email
Speaker 7: address and he just got a job, because I get
Speaker 7: his emails all the time.
Speaker 1: But isn't that a guy with the same name?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not you.
Speaker 7: But why is he using my email address for important
Speaker 7: things which I'm only seeing him? He's never going to
Speaker 7: get these.
Speaker 1: I think the company screwed up and put you guys
Speaker 1: both on the same email.
Speaker 7: I don't even think he knows he got the job.
Speaker 1: He's sitting at home and you only know he got
Speaker 1: the job.
Speaker 9: I'm getting all the emails, but how does he call him?
Speaker 9: I don't know yourself. And see who answers crazy. It's
Speaker 9: you and a parallel universe. So, Mike, what is your
Speaker 9: lesson for our listeners out there?
Speaker 1: Never click a link.
Speaker 11: That you get on text message, even if it has
Speaker 11: your address and your name on it.
Speaker 2: The only time that we say you should probably click
Speaker 2: something is when it has that four or five digit
Speaker 2: number only at the top. It's not a full number
Speaker 2: because people have to register.
Speaker 3: For those, I still don't want to click that.
Speaker 1: That that's fine.
Speaker 2: I would much rather be on the side of I
Speaker 2: don't want to click and not click. But for those,
Speaker 2: you have to register through the government and eventually they'll
Speaker 2: figure a way to scam it.
Speaker 1: But those are safe for now.
Speaker 3: Those and if someone saw you on the news, well.
Speaker 1: That l that's how Lunchboks got scamps. I saw you
Speaker 1: on the news. Click here.
Speaker 2: So just because they have your name, your address, and
Speaker 2: your cell phone number does not mean they really want
Speaker 2: to buy your house.
Speaker 1: Well it's a good offer at least, Mike, I'll not
Speaker 1: I didn't click it. Okay, you might be missing out, dude,
Speaker 1: check that out. We're done. What's on the podcast, Morgan?
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