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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. So look what the cat dragged in. Yes,

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Speaker 1: good morning, your hair looks fabulous. Did you get it

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Speaker 1: how are we starting the show today? Well? Do you

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the day. So shall we get home? Today?

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Speaker 1: We have Katie, our first caller of the day. Hello Katie,

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Speaker 1: Yeah's a silly yeah Philly. Well look Katie, you guys

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Speaker 1: go back today. Hey, so I have a great tease

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Speaker 1: topic train list. Let's hear it. It's not good you

419
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Speaker 1: say that every time. He wants you to let the

420
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Speaker 1: listeners decide whether it's with it or not. So here's

421
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Speaker 1: the topic train. If you're wondering what this is. Rather

422
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: than just talk about one topic in a segment of

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Speaker 1: our show, we have a list of different topics you choose.

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Speaker 1: It's like a menu, and so his topic list today

425
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Speaker 1: is lame at best. Seriously, Greg, can I just explain topic?

426
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Speaker 1: It could be a topic? Okay, okay, topic number one

427
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 1: ice cream fell, he says, So there you were getting

428
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Speaker 1: ready to enjoy that ice cream cone. Then all of

429
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Speaker 1: a sudden, that beautiful ice cream cone fell and landed

430
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Speaker 1: where call us and talk about it. It happens to everybody.

431
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Speaker 1: You get the ice cream, and all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: it just falls off the topic worthy of radio time. Mean,

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Speaker 1: there's we have millions of listeners, so I'm sure that

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Speaker 1: somebody their ice can found. Like, it didn't just go

435
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Speaker 1: on the floor. It fell on somebody's lap or their jacket.

436
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Speaker 1: So someone's gonna call us hello. I actually could associate

437
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Speaker 1: with his topic. I had an ice cream cone and

438
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: it fell at the beach. You know, if it fell

439
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,679
Speaker 1: on the ground, you could probably pick it up and

440
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Speaker 1: eat it, not when there's sand all over. So I

441
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: do agree. I think this could work. I don't know.

442
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, how about a topic. Has soda ever

443
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Speaker 1: exploded on you? That's actually good? I like that. That's

444
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 1: not good. That's my point. This is a lame ass topic.

445
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Speaker 1: But that's okay. Next topic, the hive. Could you imagine?

446
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: So I was cutting a tree down the other day,

447
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 1: or live off a tree actually, but I thought to

448
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Speaker 1: myself Hey, we're lucky that there's no like beehive there,

449
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Speaker 1: because would you imagine if we did and the beehive

450
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Speaker 1: came out and the bees came and he started? People

451
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: are gonna call in to talk about this. Do you

452
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,679
Speaker 1: know any people try to knock be hives down the

453
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Speaker 1: and the bees come flying out and they get stung.

454
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Speaker 1: I've seen it all the time. You know, they were

455
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Speaker 1: through rocks at a beehive. This is lame what let

456
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: me tell you people, No one's gonna call about this

457
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: lame ass tomic. There's a topic, what type of jar

458
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: couldn't do you open? That's a good one. That's my point.

459
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: That's a good one. That's my point. It's a lame top. Okay.

460
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,960
Speaker 1: The third topic, it fell between the seats? How much

461
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: do you hate that? Right? When you're like a fry

462
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: or like a pen goes down in between your seats

463
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 1: in the car and you can't get it. So I

464
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: wonder what valuable item or what did you get what

465
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Speaker 1: fell between the seats? Topic? Has experienced something that fell

466
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Speaker 1: between this? From what are you talking about? Fraud? Last

467
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: week my phone fell into the car, almost broke my

468
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: hand trying to get it. Do we want to sit

469
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Speaker 1: here and open the phone lines to people just to

470
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: talk about the dropping their what if what if they

471
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: actually went so far it's actually undo the whole seat

472
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Speaker 1: with the wrench, just to get what's underneath it. Imagine

473
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: this is a lame topic train. Okay, guy, I just

474
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Speaker 1: want to say something. No, I understand that it's your show,

475
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: but like, like yesterday, like but you you had a

476
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: couple of Jamison's, right, Like Jamis is a good whiskey,

477
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Speaker 1: but like I kind of like Woodford, so like it's

478
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Speaker 1: different flavors, different tastes, Like what's your favorite whiskey? You

479
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,479
Speaker 1: think it's funny? I like it? Hello, Harley, how are you?

480
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: Good morning? Hello Harley? Really don't you think this is

481
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: a lay mass topic train? No? But I know actually

482
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: ice cream one is really good? Okay? So okay, so

483
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: you you had what flavor did you have on your cone?

484
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Speaker 1: First of all, it was a twisty. I always get

485
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Speaker 1: twisty with sprinkles. Oh, I like a twist twist that's

486
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: my name, twisty with sprinkles. Okay, So okay, So you

487
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Speaker 1: had a twisty with sprinkles and what happened? I was

488
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Speaker 1: holding it It was my four year old. She was

489
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Speaker 1: four at the time, and she was standing below me,

490
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 1: like you know, because she was actually shorter than me

491
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Speaker 1: at the time, and she was looking up and I

492
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: was wrapping the mapkin on the bottom and I it's

493
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: slipped and it's right in the face. Okay, so okay,

494
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Speaker 1: I get that it's a story from your life, but

495
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 1: is it interesting enough for our show? I don't think

496
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: this is an interesting topic. Alright, new topic. If your

497
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Speaker 1: name like a motorcycle, please call in right now. Her name,

498
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: her name is Harley. There you go, and I do

499
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: for thirteen years and his last name is Harley. Look

500
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: at that. It's relatable. It's retable. I used to data guy.

501
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: His name is Kawasaki. All right, well Harley, thank you. Look,

502
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that happened to you. And you're twisty with

503
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: sprinkles ice cream. But it's just not interesting enough for

504
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: a topic. I don't get it. I mean talking about

505
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: politics or something. Let's talk about penis size. Go alright, okay, no, no, no, no,

506
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 1: don't do that. Thank you, Harley, have a great day.

507
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to us. What happens scary. There was

508
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: somebody on hold that they hung up and they wanted

509
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 1: to actually comment on this topic that hasn't happened yet.

510
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: And then it was the fact that they dropped a

511
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: Klondike bar in the toilet. Did you imagine I did

512
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: that last night? All I'm saying is these are interesting

513
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: topics for like a like a lunchtime conversation, but not

514
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: for a radio show. See. I just thought the top

515
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: of train is very easy. It doesn't really have to

516
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: get you to really think about it. I like the

517
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: bottom topic, and Froggy will like it too. Can I

518
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: read it? What is it accidentally happened? You were at

519
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: a meeting, You're at a wedding, maybe giving a presentation

520
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: in front of the bosses, and it just flew out

521
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: of your butt hole by the way you spelled butth

522
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 1: hole wrong out expectedly? Did this ever happen? Do we

523
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: really want to talk about farting? OK? Then you start,

524
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: it's happened, Oh my gosh, I can't. I can tell

525
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: you like it's happened many many times where I was

526
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: in Danielle, Danielle, Danielle, stop stop Now you're my sister

527
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: and I love you. I cannot talk about you farting

528
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: because it's happening. I don't want to know that. I

529
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: don't want to know that. You farkay every human You

530
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 1: didn't even get to the one where the sprinkle the

531
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: sprinkler ruined everything. But that's a dumb one. Could much

532
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: outside the sprinklers. Come on, they ruin a wedding. Okay,

533
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: we have an anonymous caller. Hello, anonymous caller. Good morning,

534
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: Good morning, Elvis morning. They call you call you Bob.

535
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: There you go. That's a good one. Okay, So, Bob,

536
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: why first of all, why are you calling as an

537
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: anonymous caller? Why? How come you don't want to tell

538
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: us who you are? Is there something embarrassing you want

539
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: to tell us? Uh? So? Um, I actually had to

540
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: go to court and fight a sex offender charge. Um.

541
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: My neighbors across the street when I was living in

542
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: southern Maryland, you know, it's sandy, and they they had

543
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: a daycare across the street. And I'm out there just

544
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: mowing my grass like normal, and I ran over a

545
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: bee hive in the ground, a bunch of yellow jackets,

546
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: and they came out, they got inside my clothes. Immediately

547
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: I've shut the mower off. I ripped all my clothes off,

548
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: and next thing I know, I'm standing there in my

549
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: yard naked, uh swotting bees and everything going crazy. And

550
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: I looked across the street and there's kids just staring

551
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: and they're looking at Okay, so they arrested you, No,

552
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: they called the cops um and uh. So they tried

553
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: to you know, bring on the sex offender charge and

554
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: all that, and so I was detained, but I was

555
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: never arrested, and so then they kept trying to say

556
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: that the kids, the parents once they heard about it later,

557
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: you know, of course they had to send out a

558
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: letter home. And then I had uh to keep my

559
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: front door locked. So he was naked because of bees.

560
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: This is a great topic, I told you. And let

561
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: me ask you a question, Mr Anonymous. Did your ice

562
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: cream fall as well? There there was no ice cream involved,

563
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: but I wish I would have had it because it

564
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: would have felt great on all the things. That funny.

565
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: A friend of mine he paid in public and he

566
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: was he was arrested on sex of sex offend of offenses.

567
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: I mean, look, sometimes you pay, things happen, you pull

568
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: your wiener out, you paid, and then you have the

569
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: best thing. You're winner or no, no, no, it got

570
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: very very close, very well. Thank you Mr Anonymous. Ah,

571
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: you guys are welcome. Have a great morning too. Can

572
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: you imagine naked in front of kids? Scary? Al Right,

573
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: So in closing I can revise it. In closing, I

574
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: think your topic trains a little lame. I have one

575
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: more call from Danielle. Hello, Danielle, we're not even doing Hi, Danielle.

576
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: Wasn't that good morning? What's that? That wasn't the topic?

577
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: Now we're talking about how Lane the topic train? What's up, Danielle.

578
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was lane to be fairy? Very

579
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: funny story. Okay, what was your story? Um? I was

580
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: thinking about the soda exclusion story a topic train topic

581
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: that we're going to add it now, but thanks to you. Okay,

582
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: So what happened? Um? I was in religion class, so

583
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: we used to go to my neighbor's house to have

584
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: weekly religion classes, and she had a soda for all

585
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: of us. So our teacher opened up the soda and

586
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: it exploded all over our bibles. Oh no, that's not good.

587
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: So it just made the biggest mess. We could not

588
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: even do anything with the bibles after that because they

589
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: were just covered. I mean, could you imagine the soda

590
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: on the Bible no offense, there's still no there's still

591
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,719
Speaker 1: no substance here. Look, I know, I know, but if

592
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: you think about it, that's a weird thing to happen. Yeah,

593
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: it's really bizarre. I've got a topic. Hold on, hold on,

594
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: thank you, Daniel, I have I have a nice day. Okay,

595
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: see how late. This is all lame. I got a

596
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: good one I ever run out of in the middle

597
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: of shaving. Oh my god, that happened to me. Oh yes,

598
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: I had to use lotion and I was like, oh,

599
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: this is terrible. It was really bad skin. It was yeah,

600
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of left of skin to me.

601
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: And this is the lamest last that happened. Run out

602
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: of shaving, Like you get half your face done or something,

603
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: that's right. I mean you're like, oh, what do you

604
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: do with the rest? And for me, I do my

605
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: entire body. I shaved, so you know, for me, it's

606
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: like it's really bad. And then it happens. This is

607
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: the lamest show we've ever had. Happens if you're a

608
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: woman and you shave one leg and one Harry and

609
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 1: one not get on my studio, Get out of here.

610
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: You were so lame. This is the lamest conversation. Hello,

611
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: you're the executive producer. Believe it. It's kind of beehive.

612
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: Collar was hilarious. You get one collar like that for

613
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: each topic that's your set. I'm bored. But we've done

614
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: it already, so to rehash it and we don't have to.

615
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: So I've got a good exploding Okay, someone said a text,

616
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: I've got a good soda exploding story. After having my

617
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: wallet is stolen from me the second time at six Flags,

618
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: I got out to my car to leave and found

619
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: a can of soda had exploded inside my car from

620
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 1: the heat. There was diet coke splattered all over my window,

621
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: seat and steering wheel. That's it that. This is the

622
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: most boring conversation we've ever had. The ship is really

623
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: nebulous about the person that was trimming their bush and

624
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: they got stuck by you. All Right, we gotta move on.

625
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: This is what people like about this. They're like, thank you.

626
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Speaker 1: I don't get it. There's nothing interesting about any of this.

627
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: We all like it. Maybe it's you, Like I said,

628
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: our tastes so different. I told you that. Okay. So

629
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Speaker 1: so people listening find this conversation fascinating text messages. It's

630
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: the most boring conversation we've ever had us. You ever

631
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: go to dinner and it was like you and eight

632
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: people and seven people really think the place is pretty good.

633
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Speaker 1: You think it sucks. Well, that's where we are right now.

634
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Speaker 1: New topic for topic train. Do you have a boss

635
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Speaker 1: that just doesn't get it? Calling down? We don't. We

636
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: don't have time for the daniel put the phone down

637
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: so so much. In the text, Elvis is being a

638
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Speaker 1: dick this morning. He's just being funny. I really think

639
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Speaker 1: this is b Hey, I know we don't have time

640
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: for my report, but could I do one? You're going

641
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Speaker 1: to do report? Okay, Okay, let's try to say, can

642
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: you not texting and call our boss at dick please?

643
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: I'd really appreciate that I'm being a dick. I get it,

644
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: but I just think this is boring. Maybe maybe maybe

645
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. All right, we'll take a breath. If you

646
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Speaker 1: thought that was boring, wait till you hear what's coming

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Speaker 1: extra temper cent off your first year. And as I've

655
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: always said, we all have a book in us. Yeah,

656
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: who's is why it's difficult to sit down sometimes. I'm serious.

657
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: So my friend Andy, he's a writer. He's in town.

658
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: He's he's writing the book. Oh, he's the one writing

659
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: your book. Like you're telling him what to put down.

660
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 1: But he's like writing exactly. Well, that's cool, youll know

661
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: he interviews me. I don't know. I wouldn't know even

662
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: how to start writing a book on my own, so

663
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: I don't even read a book alone write a book exactly.

664
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Speaker 1: So Andy's in town like following me. He's in the

665
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: studio with us right now. He's going to write a

666
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: chapter about this day. But I'm serious, everyone has a

667
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: book in them. Yea, even straight Nate. It's boring live

668
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: he lives, he has a book in him. Why is

669
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: it my life boring? I don't know. Tell me why

670
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 1: I do have a children's book. What is it called?

671
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: Morty the Mouse and his Search for Cheese. I wrote

672
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: it when I was I think twelve. We did so cool.

673
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: You're trying to get a published. I think it was

674
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: just it was I don't know. It was one of

675
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 1: those assignments you had in school. Did you ever get

676
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 1: somebody to illustrate it? I actually illustrated it myself. More

677
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: to the Mouse and he searched for cheese. It's it's

678
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: a very inspirational book, Elvis, because he's looking for cheese

679
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: and then he sees the moon in the sky. Nobody

680
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: steal this idea. Uh, I decided to give that disclaimer.

681
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: And he sees the moon in this guy so he

682
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: thinks it's made of cheese. So he makes a spaceship

683
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 1: and he goes to the moon and then he realizes

684
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 1: when he gets to the moon, it's not made of cheese, right,

685
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 1: So then he say it's not so so then he decides, okay,

686
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,280
Speaker 1: well this isn't made of cheese. I'm gonna go continue

687
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: my dream and go find one made out of cheese.

688
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: So he goes and finds a moon actually man out

689
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 1: of that's a sweet story. You should publish that I

690
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: should thank you. We all have a book on us,

691
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: so I love that. By the way, thank you, but

692
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 1: we don't really have to buy it to read it

693
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: now because he told us you gotta see those illustration

694
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: spoiler anyway, I mean scary if you wrote a book,

695
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. Would it be a picture book,

696
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: would be an easy read? You be a touch and field,

697
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: scratch and sniff, maybe a pop up. But I was

698
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: seriously thinking about it. I'm like, what would my narrative be,

699
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: what would be my topic? What would be the Because

700
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: books have themes to them, running themes, so what is

701
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: a compelling running theme? Well that's what Andy and I

702
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: are trying to figure out. Do we want to write

703
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: a book that inspires you to like live a great life?

704
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: Or do we want to write a book about tell all?

705
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: Because you know I've had sex with superstars? Yes? Are

706
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: you going to tell us in they're the ones that

707
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: you you know, I'm never I'm never gonna give you.

708
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: I'm never going to give his name. You know who

709
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: it is. I don't know who it is. You've never

710
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: said it off the air, but i'd love you too today. No, no, no,

711
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: I will never tell you who I had sex with.

712
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: But it's more interesting if if I don't. If I

713
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: told you it wouldn't be interesting, I'd be pretty interested. No, No,

714
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 1: it's better. It's better that you don't know who he wants.

715
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: I mean Johnny. Uncle Johnny told us that he had

716
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: sex with Griffin, so he told us that I was

717
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: thinking about this. I already can't do a book that's

718
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: about the life and times of me here at the

719
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 1: radio station, because you already have that covered. Elvis. You're doing,

720
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: I know, but you have a different perspective than I have.

721
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: So what what counter book to your brod? He's watching texts?

722
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: What multiple people are saying that he's ripping off Wallace

723
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Speaker 1: and grom I wrote this before Wallace, Wallas and gry

724
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Speaker 1: Actually don't know, but I wrote this book in like

725
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: nineteen seven or something. Can you bring it in? And

726
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: I don't know about Gramed, but Wallace is going to

727
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: sue your as the sheep. Yeah, they're from Britain. They're

728
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: English English cartoons. So you ripped off someone else I wrote,

729
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: they wrote, If anything, they ripped me off I wrote

730
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: in seven. I got the copyright. You have a copyright.

731
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: I have a copyright. Hey, were's intern Amy? I'm want

732
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: to talk to Amy. Come here for a second. So

733
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 1: as you know, even though it's what March, what is

734
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: this April? What is that mark? We're approaching April? So

735
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: summer months are on the way and a lot of

736
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: people like to start to stop their winter eating and

737
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: slim slim down a little bit for summer. So in turn, Amy,

738
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 1: good morning, Amy. How are you? I'm doing very well.

739
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking Internet, he says, Darie Elvis. Excuse me.

740
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm having this problem where no matter what I do,

741
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: I cannot achieve my ideal summer body. It might be

742
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 1: because I don't work out or eat healthy, but regardless

743
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 1: of summer body is not in my future. It's two

744
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: months away. You're getting a little nervous, Yeah, a little bit.

745
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Amy says, At this rate,

746
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: my summer body won't be ready until two anyone else

747
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,240
Speaker 1: having the same issue, How do you keep yourself motivated?

748
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: My body is still in hibernation mode. I need to

749
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: turn it off. I'm with you. I love winter months

750
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: because we eat hearty food, French fries, soups, chocolate, burgers,

751
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,479
Speaker 1: and you wear big sweaters exactly. No, I can see

752
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: what's going on down here, which summer is approaching. I mean,

753
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: in a couple of months, it'll be warm and we'll

754
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: want to like wear less clothing. So what do you think.

755
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what to do. I every day

756
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: write in my planner to go work out, and every

757
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 1: day I don't go work out. So I need a

758
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,799
Speaker 1: little bit of motivation and think you have to get

759
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: over the hump of not working out. I think once

760
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: you go to the gym and you get through one

761
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: or two days, you're gonna say, you know what, I'm

762
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: gonna roll. I'm going to keep going. I actually went

763
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: to an exersguise class the other day that work for you?

764
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: Um well, I went to the bathroom a minute ago

765
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: and couldn't really sit down all the way because I'm

766
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 1: a bit in pain. So it didn't go well. So

767
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna work. It's working. If it's pain,

768
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: it's working. Yeah, pain is gain. You're good. We'll see

769
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: about that. Let you guys know, summer is on the way,

770
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: and just this conversation alone is making a lot of

771
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: people very anxious as they're driving to work. But if

772
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: They're like, oh crapp, He's right. You don't want to

773
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 1: scare anyone. And we all have to go bathing suit

774
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: shopping soon. Yeah, and that's never fun. I don't want

775
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: to look in the mirror yet. But as you know,

776
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, Amy, but several

777
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: years ago I had the gastrick sleeve surgery and so

778
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: I lost like a hundred and forty pounds. But I'm

779
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: starting to gain some of it back just a little bit.

780
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: Let me see him. Let's keep your thigh in your pants.

781
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: We'll do it later. It's starting to come back a

782
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: little bit. I mean just I've gained ten pounds, I know.

783
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: But it worries me because this summer I'm gonna want

784
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: to be naked. I'm gonna want to be at the

785
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: pool and people are gonna see my little saggy boobies.

786
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: It's not good. So anyway, So what about you, Daniel,

787
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: You're do you go to the gym all winter? I

788
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: do not. I actually Sam producer, Sam's boyfriend is my trainer,

789
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,280
Speaker 1: and he gives me exercises to do in my bedroom

790
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: because that's as bad as far as not on the floor.

791
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: And um, I love weight Watchers, and I swear to

792
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: gosh I have before they even advertise with us, which

793
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: they don't even anymore. I did weight Watchers and I'm

794
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 1: telling you it is easy and it really helps, and

795
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: I think you Watchers is actually the best. Thank you

796
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: would love it if you're going to do it. I

797
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: am a broke college student. I can only eat at

798
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: the calf. Okay, but there's things you can eat at

799
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: the calf because they're fruit and vegetables, asparagus or zero points. Boring.

800
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: But but see what weight Watchers does for you, and

801
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 1: they are not a sponsor right now. It makes you

802
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: go grab the things that are zero points, like the

803
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: grilled chicken in the cafeteria or the fruit or the vegema.

804
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: How many points are French fries? It depends on how

805
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: big the French fries are. Any questions, you must choose

806
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 1: one large fries or small thighs. Go large fries. That's

807
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:47,240
Speaker 1: my girl. I know that's my girl. Alright, Okay, Summers

808
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: on the way. We'll figure it out. But you know what,

809
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: what if we don't lose weight, who cares? And you

810
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: know what, you gotta Even if you do lose weight,

811
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: you gotta let yourself have days where you just eat

812
00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: whatever the hell you want every day Monday, true Sunday. Look,

813
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: I let myself have chocolate every single day because I'm

814
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: not a care it's chocolate. Yesterday I had more than

815
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: a piece. But I'm just gonna embrace my rolls and

816
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: my thighs. But we're in college. I mean, you eat

817
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: a lot of ramen. I don't. Actually, I think it's

818
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: a myth. I eat a lot of um dried seaweed,

819
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: and I think it's what the because I eat I

820
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: overeat it. That's the problem. You. Well, look, we love

821
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: you Amy just the way you are. You hang out

822
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: with me on the beach and there's no judgment at all.

823
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: This is why I love going to the pool or

824
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: the beach with with other people like me who are

825
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: not in great shape, because I can relax anyway, enjoy

826
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: your day, have some fries. I love that. Uh she

827
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: eats dried seaweed. No, I don't get it. We don't

828
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,839
Speaker 1: live in l A. What's wrong with that? Because that's

829
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: what they eat in l A. You know there's a

830
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 1: restaurant l A I love called Raucous Madre. It's a

831
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant in in Hollywood, West Hollywood, and it's all

832
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: it's all vegan, but it's actually really good. I mean

833
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: they don't have cheese. They have like cash you cheese,

834
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: I mean cheese. It tastes like teese. It tastes so good.

835
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: The thing is, it's just as fattening as frighten meat.

836
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: But that's also good if you're like lactose intolerant, because

837
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people can't eat cheese. Where's Chelsea? Give

838
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: me Chelsea? Hi? Chelsea? One of my favorite neighborhoods in

839
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: New York City, isn't it the best? Yeah? So what's

840
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: going on? All right? So, Amy, I'm a fitness instructor,

841
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: and you don't realize that because you are, your body

842
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: is not used to working out and or eating healthy

843
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 1: the minute. Like, honestly, give yourself like not even a week.

844
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: Five days. You're gonna shock your body and you're gonna

845
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: see results quicker than someone that does work out and

846
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: does eat healthy. So you're saying five workouts and then

847
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: I mean like, I mean like like then now said

848
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: you have to get into a habit. But she's definitely

849
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: going to the results quicker because she's got her body's

850
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: going to go into like literally shock and it's gonna

851
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: be like, what are you doing to me? Let me?

852
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: Let me slim down. It's like the same thing. Think

853
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 1: about like think about a car. Okay, so a car

854
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: is broken down on the side of the road. You

855
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: come and give a gas. What's gonna happen. It's gonna

856
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,959
Speaker 1: go quick right away? Where if you keep filling gas,

857
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: it's just gonna run like meanings like regularly. It's gonna

858
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: go like it usually goes. So if I drink gasoline, no,

859
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 1: not get that, Chelsea. So where are you a fitness instructor?

860
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: Where are you hopeful? All my clients are listening um

861
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: or Love Bike and Bar in Ridgewood, New Jersey. That's

862
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 1: not that I can find a trainer in New York City.

863
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: All my favorite trainers live outside the city. Oh well,

864
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: I have a trainer that definitely will come to your house.

865
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: He's one of my friends. He's like one of the

866
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: most motivational people I've ever met. He comes to my

867
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: house for my husband, who my husband literally like a

868
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: couple of months ago, I looked I'm seven months pregnant,

869
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: and I looked at him. I was like, you look

870
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 1: like me. You need to change this. Oh god, alright,

871
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: you're motivating me, Chelsea, and I hate this to have

872
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: to hang up on you. I don't want to be motivated,

873
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: so you need to. You have to remember your body

874
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: is your only investment that you have at the rest

875
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: of your life for good, all right, that's all your

876
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: That's the only thing you're guaranteed to have. I just

877
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 1: want some melted cheese right now. Well, I mean I

878
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: want French fries every day, every day. But we know

879
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: it's also like saying, okay, I want wubaton. It's not

880
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: realistic red bottom shoes. I will thank you, Chelsea. Have

881
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: a healthy day you too, good bye. So there you go.

882
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: French fries sounds so good. All right, let's get into

883
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: the Danielle Report. Danielle, what's on? Okay? So, first of all,

884
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: the British tabloids are saying that it's twenty six year

885
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: old British woman auctioned off her virginity online and that

886
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: the winning bidder was an unnamed Hollywood actor. Now, apparently

887
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: the person paid one point five million and the transaction

888
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: was supposed to take place next month at a hotel room.

889
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that illegal? Or is it not illegal in England

890
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 1: to do this prostitution? That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

891
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: A Hollywood actor was willing to pay a million and

892
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: a half dollars to have sex with who this twenty

893
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: six year old hot British woman. She is hot, but

894
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: a million and a half that's a lot of money.

895
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: But I I don't know. I don't get it. I

896
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: charged three You are cheap. That's a good living. It

897
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: sounds illegal, but I don't know. When I show you

898
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: this picture, who do you think it is at first sight?

899
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera? Okay, but no you don't. At first you

900
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: think it's Kesha. Be honest, it looks like Kesha. Okay,

901
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: So Christina Aguilera, she took all over makeup all and

902
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, she's stunningly gorgeous. So in

903
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: Paper Magazine you have to go check out Paper Magazine,

904
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: Christina Aguilera is the cover girl. It is a very

905
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: natural looking Christina. And I found it funny. And here's why.

906
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: When Christina first came to the radio station, when she

907
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: was starting out, she had so much blue eyeshadow on

908
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 1: and I said to her people, wow, she really likes

909
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of makeup, and their answer was, oh,

910
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 1: she wants more. We stopped her from putting more on.

911
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 1: She wants to do her on and now thirty seven

912
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,359
Speaker 1: years old. I think she is thirty six something like that.

913
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: Incredible looking with absolutely no maakes. She's gorgeous, beautiful, Kathleen, Kathleen,

914
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: can we put the pictures of Elvis duran dot com.

915
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: She's gorgeous. Go to Elvis duran dot com and look

916
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: at Christina Aguilar. It's great. Tiffany Hattish, we have been

917
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: hearing that name a lot. She claims she met Beyonce

918
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: at that party in December and that that same night,

919
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: some drugged up actress bit Beyonce in the faith. Now,

920
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: Tiffany wouldn't say who it was, but she says Beyonce

921
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I don't appreciate being bitten,

922
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to do anything about it now. Yesterday,

923
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 1: Christie Hegan came out and claimed that she knew the

924
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: actress who Tiffany Hattih says bit Beyonce. But now, unfortunately

925
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: Christy Teagan says I was wrong and I that's not

926
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: who it was. What I love On Twitter yesterday it

927
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: was hashtag who Beyonce was trending well, but I need

928
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: to know who it was. I'm hoping Rob Shooter can

929
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:22,919
Speaker 1: find out for us because I need to. I don't

930
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: think Bobby Flay is going to know who. Bit beyond

931
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: we have another thing to talk to. And um, I

932
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: love this. This is amazing. Laughing at get the following

933
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: people on the phone. Back in February, By the way,

934
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 1: I told you that Michael Boublet and his wife were

935
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: expecting baby number three. It is official. They were on

936
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: the red carpet and she's got a baby bump and

937
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 1: they are expecting. Congrats. We love them. And yes, their

938
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: son Noah is doing very very well. We know he

939
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: had cancer and he's doing incredibly well. So we're happy

940
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: about that. And I love when celebrities do amazing things.

941
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 1: Sunday night, Fox News anchor Shannon Bream tweeted about terminally

942
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: ill boy named Amelio, who said that his last wish

943
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,920
Speaker 1: was to meet one of the Avengers. Well within hours,

944
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: Chris Evans, who plays Captain America aunt Man played by

945
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: Paul Rudd, and even Ryan Reynolds, who's not an Avenger

946
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: but he is a superhero they answered the call, sent

947
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 1: this kid a video. Also, other celebrities did at Shannon's post.

948
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: One viral retweeted more than ten thousand times. So I

949
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: love it when things like that happened and coople happy.

950
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: The one hour premiere of Roseanne is on tonight. The

951
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: show is back. Nope, okay, the voices on as well.

952
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: The series premiere of Splitting Up Together is on Baskets

953
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: is on the Detours on n C I S a

954
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: lot of n C I s is. I feel like

955
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: when it comes to these revamp shows, like even Will

956
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: and Grays, I gave it a chance. It was so

957
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: good before. It's so hard to reinvent. Yes, I mean

958
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: the the what's the one that came back with the

959
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: John Stamos That is awesome? Full House we love that one.

960
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: But I don't. I don't know. Maybe I will watch

961
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: and see what happens. Danielle. I feel like a total failure.

962
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: Why could we can't get anyone on the phone? Obviously

963
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 1: this is a caved in morning show that has no listeners.

964
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: We have no power. I can't get Bobby Flay on

965
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: the phone. I can't get Rob Shooter on the phone.

966
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 1: I've got questions for these people is probably sleeping straight name.

967
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: Get these people on the phone, my best, but the

968
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,919
Speaker 1: texts aren't even going. I mean it is only seven twenty.

969
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 1: Maybe Bobby Flay sleeping? Bobby Flame never sleep, don't. I

970
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 1: can't get anyone on the phone. Let's just talk to

971
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 1: random people. Hello, Hello, Hello, random caller. You know we

972
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: can't get Bobby Flay on the phone. But what's your

973
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 1: name mean? Megan? Hey, Megan? Did you bite Beyonce? No,

974
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,360
Speaker 1: we would rather talk to you. You're much more interesting.

975
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: So what's your story, Megan? Like my life story? Or

976
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: why I'm calling you? Okay, well we'll start with why

977
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: you're calling us? Why are you calling? So? I'm calling

978
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: you because I am a Red for dietitian and you

979
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: guys were talking about like summer body and all of that,

980
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 1: and yes, so I was calling to let you know

981
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: that Weight Watchers is actually pretty fantastic because it re

982
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: teaches you how to eat a lot of people think

983
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 1: that losing weight and fad diets and dropping all these

984
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: pounds immediately is realistic, when really the best way to

985
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 1: have sustainable weight loss is to reteach yourself how to

986
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: eat healthy. That's and that's why I love it so

987
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: much because honestly, I used to go for the cookies,

988
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 1: the chips, the Eminem's constantly, and I still love my

989
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: M and m's. But now it's everything in, you know,

990
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: just right, And I know that I can't eat the

991
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: entire bag, but I can have a little bit and

992
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: instead I'll go for an apple and I'll go for

993
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: the grilled chicken. You know what they say, Megan, it's

994
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: not a diet, it's a livid it is. Well, thank you,

995
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: thank you, Megan. I appreciate you listening to us ys

996
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: so much. I have literally been trying to call you

997
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: guys for years and I am so excited I finally

998
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: got through. Hey, can you send me five dollars on

999
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: some cash? No, No, seriously, send me five. I want

1000
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: everyone listening to send me five dollars. Do you have

1001
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: an undress? Remember you did that? You said dollar bills

1002
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: and I think we got like fifty bucks we have.

1003
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: We have ten million listeners and only fifty people sent money.

1004
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 1: So Megan, if you have some extra cash, send it

1005
00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:19,479
Speaker 1: to Big Daddy. I need some cash. I appreciate it.

1006
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: Have a nice day. We could also bring back the

1007
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: send us your school lunch every day from that we

1008
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: actually told we told you weren't here straight Nate. We

1009
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: actually told uh, students send us school lunch, and people

1010
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: would mail us their school lunch, and so the U. S.

1011
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 1: Postal Service called is like, would you please stop? And

1012
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 1: then we would open up and it would be gravy

1013
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: and hello, random caller, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, I hear

1014
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: are you breathing? Hello? Screw you? Hello? Hello? Hey, how

1015
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: are you? Who is this? This is Anthony? Hey Anthony,

1016
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: what's going on? Buddy? Um? I just want to say

1017
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: thank you to that diet mission. That was just because

1018
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 1: my girlfriend does wait Watchers with her mom and she

1019
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 1: thinks it's not working because she only loses like a

1020
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: pound or so a week and she's like, no, this

1021
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: doesn't work, and I want to lose like five weeks.

1022
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm like that, that's not the healthy way. It's not realistic.

1023
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: And you know what, when you do it that way,

1024
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: you don't keep it off. She's doing a good job.

1025
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 1: I mean, she's not gaining a pound a week. She's

1026
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,319
Speaker 1: doing she's going in the right direction exactly. Even if

1027
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: even if it's a point four or something like that,

1028
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: she's losing it. You know what, Anthony, it's not about

1029
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: losing weight. It's just about eating healthy. You know what,

1030
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: you don't you can. You can weigh way more than

1031
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 1: you're supposed to weigh according to the government. But you

1032
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 1: know what, it doesn't matter. Just eat, eat healthy. You're

1033
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: You're good. You're good. But I want to say thank

1034
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: you to her, And once I tell her this, she'll

1035
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:48,839
Speaker 1: be happy to hear that we love you, man, thanks

1036
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: for listening. Be happy with yourself. Let me tell you

1037
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: a hundred and forty pounds ago, when I was much heavier,

1038
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: I was okay with me. People are like, oh my god,

1039
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Speaker 1: you're disgustingly fat. I'm like, well, yeah, maybe according to you,

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00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: the doctors and people who tell me I'm about to die,

1041
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,240
Speaker 1: But I was happy with me. You know, be happy

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00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,280
Speaker 1: with yourself. There are people who are skinny as anything

1043
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: and eat like crap and and are so unhealthy on

1044
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,839
Speaker 1: the inside. It's more important to be healthy on the

1045
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: inside and heart healthy, and you know, eat the right

1046
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: thing so that you live longer and be Healpy with you,

1047
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: Be happy with yourself. All these phones are the phones

1048
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 1: are ringing. We should have a talk show. Come up

1049
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: with one. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Who is this Hine?

1050
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: My name is Susie. What's what's up? Susie? Where are

1051
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: you right now? What are you doing? I'm driving to work? Yeah,

1052
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: what do you do? I'm a school teacher in kindergarten.

1053
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: Oh I love you, you know, we love teachers. We

1054
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: love teachers. Where do you teach? I teach in Greenwich,

1055
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: New Jersey, So it's kind of in the middle of nowhere,

1056
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: but it's great. No, but you have kids out there

1057
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: they need you. Are you a cool teacher? Oh? Yeah,

1058
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 1: I hope. So what can we do? Well? Can we

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00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: do for you? Susie? What's up about? Because I'm the

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00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: fitness instructor and um, I was actually thinking of this

1061
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: yesterday because you know, sometimes you're in a bad mood,

1062
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: sometimes you're stressed out because of work, and honestly, going

1063
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: to these fitness classes and being in the community with

1064
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: other people who are doing your same journey is awesome.

1065
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,439
Speaker 1: So all those people who are trying to lose weight

1066
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: and work out, I know you don't want to go

1067
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: to the gym, but just starting a routine like that

1068
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: is great and it helps you become part of a

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00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: team with other people and you support each other and

1070
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: it's men, women, whatever, And you feel good about yourself

1071
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: and good about your body. So you're saying, just just

1072
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: walk in and start that that that that's what you

1073
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: have to do, just that very first moment you're in. Yeah,

1074
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be sore and it's gonna stuck. But

1075
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: in a week, you're not going to be sore, and

1076
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna be doing things that you never thought you

1077
00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: could do. I love you, Susie. Thank you for listening,

1078
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: and thanks being a great teacher. Hey. Do you ever

1079
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: go on to uh donors choose dot org to get

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00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 1: money for your classes? I do. I try as hard

1081
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 1: as I can. It's like, you know, you try to

1082
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: do as much as you can, because it's not I'm

1083
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to target and spending all the money myself.

1084
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: Are you listed right now? I'm sorry? Do you have

1085
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Speaker 1: a Do you have a program on donors Choose right now? Don't?

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00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: I don't, UM, but I should probably start. I've looked

1087
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: at like other things. I do a lot of teacher

1088
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: pay teachers stuff, UM, which is pretty awesome to a

1089
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: website that you can get a lot of free. I

1090
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: try to get as much free stuff as possible because

1091
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: I'm a bargain shopper. Um but I don't have anything

1092
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: on donor's shoes right now. But um, I just got

1093
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: some new tables and stuff, so I'm looking for more

1094
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 1: more things as well for my crazy for my crazy kids. Well,

1095
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: I love donors choose dot org. Hey, where's great tea? Greg?

1096
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: Come here? All right, we'll listen, Susie. Thank you have

1097
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 1: a beautiful day. Thanks for teaching. I appreciate it. Thank

1098
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 1: you have a nice say. Do me a favor. Go

1099
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Speaker 1: onto my account on donors shooes. Okay and donate some

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Speaker 1: more money. Got how much you want to do this?

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Speaker 1: Five grant? No problem. Food teachers deserve it, all right,

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Speaker 1: we have we have a free trip phone tap on

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Speaker 1: the way. We're doing our dysfunctional family vacation in Miami

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Speaker 1: Beach at the Eating Rock, So we're gonna give you

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Speaker 1: a phone tap next and you can win your trip

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Speaker 1: to join us. I mean, why would you want to

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00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,920
Speaker 1: join us? I would? I don't. I would not want

1108
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: to hang out with us. Froggy, Really, if you weren't

1109
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: working with us, would you want to hang out with us?

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Speaker 1: The ANSWER's no, no, Yeah, I wouldn't hang out. Actually, yes,

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Speaker 1: I would. I'd want to hang out with you. I

1112
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 1: would want to hang out with Nate and hang out

1113
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: with Tea and Scary and Danielle the shopping, and I

1114
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't hanging up with you. Yeah, I would not want

1115
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: to hang out with us. What are you doing brushing

1116
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 1: my hair? All right, let's take a break. We have

1117
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Speaker 1: your free trip phone tap coming up next. Hello in

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Speaker 1: the Morning shows free trip phones have al Right, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be unbelievable. We gather at the Eating Rock Miami

1126
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: Beach for our dysfunctional family vacation. Yeah, I can't wait.

1127
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: I love the Eating Rock. The Eat Rock is so beautiful.

1128
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: It's been around from a billion years. They redid it.

1129
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: It's so gorgeous, gorgeously. What's up? The great thing about

1130
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: those rooms? It's not you know how most hotel rooms

1131
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: are centered around the TV. These rooms are centered around

1132
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 1: the view you have out the ocean laner. It's so beautiful.

1133
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: It is beautiful. Talk about it, Froggy. I just I

1134
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: love the Eating Rock. Like I told you yesterday, of

1135
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: the pool area. You're looking at the pool, you turn

1136
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: your chair around, you're looking at a beautiful sunset. It's

1137
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: just a serene film feeling when you're there. I love

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01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: the bar area. Everything is fun and we had a

1139
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: great time we were The brunch outside was great, the

1140
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 1: food was wonderful. I can't wait to go back. I

1141
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: might not leave this time. IM just take a perfect

1142
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 1: residence there. Well, I've got bad news. Nothing's gonna be

1143
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: serene when we're there. Now it's it's serene today, But

1144
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: when we when we're there for our dysfunctional family vacation. Yeah,

1145
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna sully that place. We want to give you

1146
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: a trip to join us at the Eaton Rock, Miami Beach.

1147
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: Plus your FUJIFILM s Q ten camera with instects square film.

1148
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: I love taking a picture and the thing goes, it

1149
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: comes out and you watch it developed and it's instant.

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01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: It is. So you have an ocean view room and

1151
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 1: a camera or what else? What else do you want

1152
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: from me? So listen to the listen to the Dysfunctional

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01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: Family Vacation Free Trip phone tap, and then after it's over,

1154
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: I'll give you the number to call. You'll be called

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01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: one you want a trip. It's that easy. Okay, who

1156
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: does the phone tap today? Oh my gosh, that's loud, scared,

1157
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: let's do it, el Duran, Duran, phone tap? All right,

1158
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 1: daniel what's your phone tap all about? Okay? So Danielle

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01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: and her sister Terry took Daniel's three year old son

1160
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:02,080
Speaker 1: Ryan to an Easter egg at the church. But Danielle

1161
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: is very protective of her son, so we decided we're

1162
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: just gonna call and mess around with her that this

1163
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: is not going to be good. All right, Let's listen

1164
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: to Danielle's phone tap with Danielle. Hello, Hello, can I

1165
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: speak to Ryan's mom? Please? This is rand mom. Um,

1166
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: this is Matthew's mom. I'm calling because the other day

1167
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: we had the egg hunt at the church. Yeah it

1168
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: was great. Yeah, well it wasn't so great for my

1169
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: poor little boy because all his Easter eggs kept getting

1170
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,919
Speaker 1: taken out of his basket by your little boy. Excuse me. Yeah,

1171
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: every time Matthew would turn around, he'd have one less

1172
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: Easter egg in his basket, and I saw it in

1173
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: Ryan's basket. Really calling me about your child losing eggs

1174
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: from the basket, Yeah, calling right now. I am calling

1175
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: you right now because you really shouldn't be raising a thief.

1176
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,160
Speaker 1: Excuse me doing that? Accused my three year old son

1177
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 1: of feeling what's wrong with you? He is a thief.

1178
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 1: He went and he took the Easter eggs out of

1179
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: my little boy's basket. How do you know it wasn't

1180
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: somebody else's kid. This is ridiculous because I watched him. Fun,

1181
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: I watched him, and not only did he take the

1182
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 1: eggs from Matthew's basket, he took the eggs from other

1183
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: little kids baskets as well. Oh my god, that's three

1184
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:11,919
Speaker 1: years old, Ladies, three years exactly, other people taking other

1185
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: kids eggs out of basket exactly. He's three years old.

1186
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,280
Speaker 1: If you don't stop the madness now, he's going to

1187
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: turn into a juvenile. The linquent, Really, I don't have

1188
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: time to have this conversation. It's a complete salacy. And

1189
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: I can't even believe you would bother to call a

1190
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: perfect stranger's mother up to like wrap them out. This

1191
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: is ridiculous. I'm actually doing you a favor. I'm doing

1192
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 1: you a favor. Blow. Is there a reason you hung

1193
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: up on me? You can't talk like an adult. I

1194
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: just can't believe that this is blown up to this point.

1195
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing encourage him to go steal

1196
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: from people? Oh? Yes, so I send my kid off

1197
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: to school every single day and I go, oh, oh,

1198
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: what what can you bring back for a mommy today?

1199
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: What is that? What kind of this is ridiculous? Does

1200
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: he go on play dates and steal toys from his friends?

1201
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: Is that what he does? Shut up? You have nothing

1202
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:58,240
Speaker 1: to absolutely say. You know, they don't know how to

1203
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 1: raise a child. That's what I know. Honefuly and deeply

1204
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: wrong with you to have the ball. Yeah, and apparently

1205
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: you know you suck as a mom. That's accuse my

1206
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 1: beautiful son, crazy beautiful. He's an ugly, little, sick, abusive woman,

1207
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: and so even come near my family. Hey, you know

1208
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: how some kids that are cuting and there are some

1209
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: kids that are so ugly they just don't even have

1210
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: a chance. Yes, your family right there, that's why you're

1211
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: calling to defend him because you can't defend him. That

1212
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: would be your little Ryan there, sweet cheeks. My child

1213
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: is not here right now, but I guarantee Ryan is

1214
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: sitting right there while you're calling me old kinds of names,

1215
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: not true, and you know I know where he is.

1216
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 1: He's out stealing from somebody else right now. Really, because

1217
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure that if I recorded this conversation and played

1218
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: it for anybody, you would be the clear psychotic bitch.

1219
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: Why can't you just I'm not the one that's cursing

1220
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 1: like a sailor. You're the one. This bitch and this

1221
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: stupid as this that's you, not me up and you

1222
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: mocking me right now, that's not that's not in any

1223
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: way cursing or setting a bad example. Good job, mom,

1224
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,960
Speaker 1: really good, amazing A plus mother of beer. Wow, what

1225
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: a good example for your son that you're setting. Just amazing.

1226
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 1: I about down to you, I utterly bound down, must

1227
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: be so blessed. Taps such a wonderful woman in his wife.

1228
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they used to. But he didn't drop dead

1229
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: when he walked into your house. He would just let

1230
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:14,760
Speaker 1: this drop. You have no shut up. I will wait.

1231
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 1: I got one more thing to tell you. Just shut up.

1232
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 1: You just got phone tapped. What this is Danielle Monarrow

1233
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 1: from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. And your sister

1234
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: is just tut up. Oh my god, this is not right,

1235
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: not right? Are you there? Danielle? Why do that? I've

1236
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: never heard you like that before. I mean, you had

1237
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 1: some aggression in there. I apologize. You really really went

1238
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:45,439
Speaker 1: after her. It was not nice. Shame shame. Everybody knows

1239
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 1: your name. I'm sorry. They made me do it. No,

1240
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,040
Speaker 1: no one made you do that. If you have an

1241
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: idea for a phone tap, someone you know is very

1242
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: phone tappable, very gullible, let us know, go to Elvis

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01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: duran dot com and click on the phone tap link.

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Speaker 1: Rand in the morning shows, free trip phones tap, Well, Hi,

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Speaker 1: we're on. Sorry, we have a little problem. Uh so

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Speaker 1: much going on. First of all, we need to give

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Speaker 1: someone a trip to join us at the Eating Rock thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Where's line thirteen? Hello Jamie? How are you great? How

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Speaker 1: about you? No, I'm not doing well. We're having a

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Speaker 1: little crazy day. So you just want a trip to

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Speaker 1: join us on our dysfunctional family vacation at Eating Rock

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Speaker 1: Miami Beach. I never win anything. You serious, you actually

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Speaker 1: want something, You want something pretty big. This is gonna

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Speaker 1: camera because when you take your picture, it instantly prints

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Speaker 1: right there, so you can share it with anybody at

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Speaker 1: that time, or I like to put them in a

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Speaker 1: little photo album and keep all the memories. It's really good.

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Speaker 1: We have a bulletin board here at this station. We

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Speaker 1: stick all of our memories up our Instacts cameras on

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Speaker 1: the bullets and board. Is pretty cool? Is that what

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Speaker 1: that is? We're sticking our memories. Well, look, we'll see

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Speaker 1: you there, Jamie. Who you bring into our Dysfunctional Family

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Speaker 1: vacation on the beach. I have no idea. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to have to see who. Bring your good friend, bring

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend. We'll hang out, we'll have cocktails. Oh, Jamie,

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us, and have a great day

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Speaker 1: that you're listening to us on Z one four. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I a beautiful Madison, Wisconsin. Hold on one second, all right,

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Speaker 1: So another free trip phone tap coming up tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: This coffee? Who who did this coffee? Oh? I actually

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01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 1: made it for you, but I used these whole beans

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Speaker 1: from the break the cup costa Rica Coffee company. Are

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Speaker 1: they paying you to saying that? No, not a sponsor.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a sponsorship to me. I do love

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Speaker 1: a good alliteration. Me too. It's very hot. All right,

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Speaker 1: So thank you for listening to our Dysfunctional Family vacation

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Speaker 1: phone type. We have another one tomorrow morning. We have

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Speaker 1: a Danielle report coming up. Also, I have to tell

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Speaker 1: you there is someone in the room we have to acknowledge.

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Speaker 1: His name is Andy. Andy is writing the book, the

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Speaker 1: book exactly so, so he's in town to interview and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about what's in the book and this

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Speaker 1: and that, and so we thought we would give him

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Speaker 1: an l g old TV. So, Andy, do we really

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Speaker 1: have a book in us? I mean, are we going

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Speaker 1: to write like a really good book? I think so,

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Speaker 1: I hope. So vote of confidence? I don't know. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I have. I think the people

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Speaker 1: in this room are much more interesting than me. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we should just cancel my book and do a great

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Speaker 1: tea book. I have a good idea. We should all

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01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: be allowed to write one chapter for his book, and

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01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,520
Speaker 1: you have to accept it in our own words about

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Speaker 1: about our experience with Elvis. There you go. How about

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Speaker 1: all right, that's let's work for you. It's a less

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Speaker 1: work for you. Work for you too. It would be interesting.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, Andy came into town last night and we

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Speaker 1: went out. We took him out drinking, and so we're

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Speaker 1: here suffering today a little bit, but we have an

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Speaker 1: entire two days ahead of us where we have to

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Speaker 1: sit down and just talk about my life. You said

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Speaker 1: you have to write half, at least half of the

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Speaker 1: book man today, half tomorrow. Yeah. Right, we have to

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Speaker 1: have this done by December. That's not bad, the whole,

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Speaker 1: the whole book. Yeah, yeah, Froggy, it's a lot of work.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's a lot. I don't we're gonna

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Speaker 1: read a book by December. I don't think we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have it done. So we're gonna give you the lg

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Speaker 1: Olen TV. It's a four K TV. Congratulations, thank you,

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Speaker 1: the best TV ever. It's the E seven right, scary,

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Speaker 1: it's one awards. This is an award winning, award winning TV.

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Speaker 1: You gotta read some of that. I said four K

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Speaker 1: got back off anyway, Ever, it's the best TV ever.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, alright, colors in the block. So something, so

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Speaker 1: something tells me we're never going to get this book done.

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Speaker 1: I don't think not if you're watching TV all year anyway.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you what books he's written,

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Speaker 1: but and he's written some pretty impressive books. I'll just

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Speaker 1: leave it at that. That's most of the value adds

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01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: because I can't I can't spell worth it nothing. And

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Speaker 1: so I saw you misspelled butthole earlier, but with one

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Speaker 1: t's it's more like but whole. Anyway, So everyone says,

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Speaker 1: people are texting and saying that you sound like Seth Rogan.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever get that? Interesting? No, I don't get that,

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Speaker 1: but so um Straightenate. Our senior executive producer says, we're

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Speaker 1: running very late. I know, but we haven't done the

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Speaker 1: Daniel report. You in your sleep, do you talk about

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Speaker 1: being late? Because that's all you ever say is we're late. No,

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Speaker 1: believe it or not. I have been not sleeping because

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01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: I'm like having nightmares about being late. Now it's you're

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Speaker 1: affecting my life illness. Well good, let's write a book

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01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: about we shouldn't do like a little. Well, what I

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01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: think we should do is tease Sam and tease Sam. Hey, Sam,

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01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: look at pretty? What do you mean Tease Sam? He's

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01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,719
Speaker 1: got a great topic we should try and talk about.

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01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: Why are your neighbors mad at you? I'm just a

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01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: horrible neighbor. I make way too much noise and apparently

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Speaker 1: I watched them when they need private time. Okay, we'll

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01:11:56,400 --> 01:12:00,120
Speaker 1: get into that, all right, we'll talk about neighbors. By

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Speaker 1: the way, Jesse McCartney was here yesterday. He's still here.

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01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: He hasn't left. People in the building loved him so much.

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Speaker 1: There's something about Jesse McCartney. He's amazing because he's been

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01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,160
Speaker 1: amazing for many years. But a lot of people knew

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01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 1: him from back then and now they love him today

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01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: with his new music. He's a sweet guy too, and

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Speaker 1: he's so talented. He sounds so good. Lot, but no

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Speaker 1: one would let him leave. He spent the night here anyway.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to see the Jesse McCartney interview,

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Speaker 1: go to Elvis durand doll com. All right, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: take a break so straight Nay can sleep tonight. Elvis's

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Speaker 1: it's a great way to start off the day. Every

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Speaker 1: day there's something now they make me laugh. On the

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Speaker 1: morning there's a lot of funny segments and then also

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Speaker 1: they play a lot of good music. I don't know

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01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,640
Speaker 1: where they come up with all these topics. I like

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01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,640
Speaker 1: the phonetas Elvis he's counting the main man. It's like

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01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,720
Speaker 1: when my friends and I get together, that's what we did.

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01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 1: We make fun of each other and we just have

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01:13:12,439 --> 01:13:16,559
Speaker 1: a good at time. This is Elvis Durant in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. So straight name. Someone's into text and saying

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Speaker 1: you should write a book called you're affecting my life? Elvis?

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Speaker 1: You are? You are? I haven't been sleeping. Well what

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01:13:25,960 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: did I do? I'm just thinking about all of the

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01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,280
Speaker 1: things that you want done and taking care of it.

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01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:36,519
Speaker 1: Working with me is not a wise decision. I mean,

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01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,760
Speaker 1: I will make your life nuts. I mean because I'm

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01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm out of my mind. I am out of my mind.

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01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,719
Speaker 1: But that I need I need help, I need direction.

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01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: But that's that's your choice. You And look, Danielle has

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01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:53,719
Speaker 1: worked with me for twenties something years. I say normal,

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01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:56,839
Speaker 1: but obviously I've had an awful had some awful effect

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01:13:56,840 --> 01:14:00,680
Speaker 1: on you. Now you really haven't. But I'm still I

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01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: may have just said that, but I'm not complaining here.

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01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: When we get here, we all know what we've signed

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01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 1: up for. Oh, I trust me, I know what I

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01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: signed up for. I'm just relaying the fact. But I

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01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 1: worked somewhere. It was a whole lot worse than I

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01:14:18,360 --> 01:14:20,120
Speaker 1: have to frog. You and I are the two people

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01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: that can commiserate about you. Look, whoever, whoever wants to

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01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:29,799
Speaker 1: leave your free to go, Yeah, but you all stay. Obviously,

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01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,920
Speaker 1: you love me for a guy that on his best

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01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: day he was ten times the a hole you are

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01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 1: on your worst day. I had a job where my

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01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 1: hair was falling out. I was so stressed. I'm not

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01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 1: even kidding my hair was falling. But with this job

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01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: you have too much hair. You grow a hair with us. Anyway,

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01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: we have to thank Jersey Mike's for bringing the sandwiches

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01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 1: in today. I love I love Jersey Mikes. I want

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01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 1: you to google Jersey Mix because they have a great story,

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01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: a great story behind them. The original Jersey Mike mean,

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01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: he started this sandwich store, I mean like in the

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01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,679
Speaker 1: fifties and he sold it to a high school senior

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01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: and everyone everyone told this guy, you're crazy spending money

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01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:15,599
Speaker 1: on a sandwich shop originating in Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

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01:15:15,840 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 1: And now they have like seven million Jersey Mike's stores

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Speaker 1: across the country. And they delivered my house and they're delicious.

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01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,360
Speaker 1: They are so they brought us some Jersey Mike sandwiches today.

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Speaker 1: We love them. They're fantastics. Get scary. Double fisting over there,

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01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're double fisting over there. I don't

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01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:31,360
Speaker 1: know if I want American or if I thought we

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01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 1: don't talk with our mouthful. Yeah, we'll just stop talking

1420
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 1: on the radio with your mouthful. Seriously, what's that disease

1421
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 1: people have? And if they think your son has, it's

1422
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 1: so bad in my house that if the family is

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01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:48,960
Speaker 1: over and my son here's one person eating, and he

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01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 1: can hear it, he takes his plate and he goes

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01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:56,639
Speaker 1: and eats in another room. I got okay, So yeah,

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01:15:56,840 --> 01:16:00,400
Speaker 1: eat in silence. There are people out there there affected

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01:16:00,439 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 1: by this. Okay, back to back to the fact that

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01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 1: you all hate your jobs. Now, I love my job.

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01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,479
Speaker 1: The problem with this place is you're all overpaid. What

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01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:13,280
Speaker 1: you're really you're all overpaid. That's the only reason, the

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01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 1: only reason you stick around. That's it. Seriously, great, great

1432
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:22,880
Speaker 1: teas overpaid? Come here. You make way too much money.

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01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: You guys make way too too much money. My husband

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01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: makes a decent living, very good living, better than I do, actually,

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01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,960
Speaker 1: and so I could actually stay home get up with

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01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: the kids in the morning. But I love you so much, Elvis.

1437
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:38,639
Speaker 1: But I come every day because I enjoy my job.

1438
01:16:38,680 --> 01:16:40,760
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed it for over twenty years. That's what I've

1439
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,479
Speaker 1: been fishing for for ten minutes, just one person to

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01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:48,640
Speaker 1: say they love me. I love you. But I know

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01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: that scary fantasize, yes I do. Fanis about doing something,

1442
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:57,040
Speaker 1: about striking it rich and then continuing my job here.

1443
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:02,000
Speaker 1: But being all cavalier around the radio, like how long

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01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,840
Speaker 1: that would last? We would let you back there, We

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01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 1: would let you get the end of me if I

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01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:10,679
Speaker 1: didn't need this place. I'm like, you know what, Elvis,

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01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 1: Let's have a little morning to your theater where scary

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01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:15,920
Speaker 1: gets cavalier with you. Let's see how I want to

1449
01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:19,600
Speaker 1: see you get cavalier. The bottom line is this you.

1450
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:23,720
Speaker 1: You guys come back every day, day after day, so

1451
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,800
Speaker 1: obviously there's something here other than a paycheck that keeps

1452
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,439
Speaker 1: you coming back. I have no desire to work anywhere else.

1453
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,320
Speaker 1: Let me make that very clear. Let me tell you.

1454
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:33,760
Speaker 1: I know I'm working for two big a holes. I

1455
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,599
Speaker 1: am perfectly Look, I know this is not a walk

1456
01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:38,240
Speaker 1: in the park. This is not an easy job, and

1457
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: the hours suck. Other than that, it's all good. What what? No,

1458
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,400
Speaker 1: I agree, I love my job. That's not to say

1459
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,280
Speaker 1: there are times that I think that goes for you too, Elvis.

1460
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:54,360
Speaker 1: You don't like going to work sometimes? Right? Who does? See?

1461
01:17:54,439 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But I

1462
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 1: love my job. If I was fifty years younger and

1463
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:03,240
Speaker 1: I saw this job listed, I would dream about it.

1464
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 1: And I think everybody in this room with two you

1465
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:07,160
Speaker 1: know that you're well hold on well now that you're

1466
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:10,360
Speaker 1: fifteen years older than that, what keeps you coming in?

1467
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:14,519
Speaker 1: I love it, I really do. I love everybody here.

1468
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:18,439
Speaker 1: I love laughing. I mean an hour ago we had

1469
01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:20,880
Speaker 1: a conversation about nothing and you thought it was the

1470
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 1: dumbest thing ever, dumbest conversation. But that made me feel

1471
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,439
Speaker 1: so good. Well, pardon me, may I may I take

1472
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:32,600
Speaker 1: a victory? Ships good? Anyway, Well, thank you guys for

1473
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,720
Speaker 1: showing up today. I mean, it's a day by day thing.

1474
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 1: Tomorrow you may hate your job. I've loved it for

1475
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:41,160
Speaker 1: twenty something years. Have there been tougher days? Of course

1476
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 1: they're having. Also want to blow up Elvis a spot

1477
01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:47,040
Speaker 1: for a second. In a good way. He defends us

1478
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,360
Speaker 1: in more ways than you ever know, I mean whenever

1479
01:18:49,439 --> 01:18:52,639
Speaker 1: things that the going gets rough, Elvis gets going, did

1480
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 1: you do and there are things that we don't even

1481
01:18:55,280 --> 01:19:00,240
Speaker 1: know about that and enjoy this love I've heard. Let

1482
01:19:00,240 --> 01:19:03,160
Speaker 1: me tell you if you knew, if you knew what

1483
01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 1: went on behind the scenes, it would curl your hair.

1484
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how I know because I hear from

1485
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: other people who have to deal with it, and I'm like, oh,

1486
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 1: we don't hear about any of that, And I'm like, oh,

1487
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 1: that's Elvis is the ultimate mama bear. You see him

1488
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:22,479
Speaker 1: getting mama bear mode. Touch my cubs, go right, try it.

1489
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: I know I give you guys hell every day, but

1490
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:28,400
Speaker 1: if anyone, anyone ever messes with any of you, I'll

1491
01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:33,639
Speaker 1: bust their ass that unless unless there's money involved. Remember

1492
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: one experience where I was being, you know, just talked

1493
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: to in a weird way, and I forward you some information.

1494
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,240
Speaker 1: I came in the next day and you looked at

1495
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:41,760
Speaker 1: me in the eye and you said, no one talks

1496
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: to you like that. And I stepped back and the

1497
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:47,120
Speaker 1: whole thing was solved. Your face was a different color.

1498
01:19:47,400 --> 01:19:49,960
Speaker 1: You looked at me. I will rip someone's head off.

1499
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:57,800
Speaker 1: What great team has the company ever wanted to fire me. Yeah,

1500
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,719
Speaker 1: there have been times they wanted they wanted to cut costs,

1501
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:02,320
Speaker 1: and you, we're the first person and I stood up

1502
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 1: for you. I stood up for you. Behind the scenes,

1503
01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:06,040
Speaker 1: they actually said to you, Elvis, we gotta let Greg

1504
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:10,000
Speaker 1: t go. It's happened twice today. You know what, you

1505
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 1: know what. I won't let him fire me. I quit today.

1506
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 1: You don't do that. You gotta pay for your Mercedes.

1507
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to stormy outside. We all gather underneath

1508
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:21,880
Speaker 1: the Elvis durand umbrella up because sometimes the weather gets

1509
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:27,599
Speaker 1: rough around here. Well, yeah, victory sip a victory sip.

1510
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:31,679
Speaker 1: All right, let's move forward. I hate this job, don't

1511
01:20:32,080 --> 01:20:35,559
Speaker 1: you don't. Actually he hates it some days. You know,

1512
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,559
Speaker 1: he's like a pendulum. He just kind of goes back

1513
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:40,040
Speaker 1: and forth. I remember early on, Elvis, right when I

1514
01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,840
Speaker 1: hadn't known you very long, there was somebody who no

1515
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,040
Speaker 1: longer works for our company, and they were kind of

1516
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,439
Speaker 1: screwing me over and we were having a meeting and

1517
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:47,880
Speaker 1: Elvis was supposed to have a meeting with him, and

1518
01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 1: they had no interest in having a meeting when getting

1519
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:51,880
Speaker 1: my stuff done. They wanted to talk to Elvis and

1520
01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 1: Elvis walk to the meeting and goes, well, so you

1521
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,840
Speaker 1: take care of that. You're not taking care of this,

1522
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:58,559
Speaker 1: So tell me how you want to handle this? Works

1523
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 1: all right? Now? They you've all sufficiently kissed my ass.

1524
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:06,120
Speaker 1: Should we do around the room? Scary? Can you like

1525
01:21:06,320 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: swallow your sandwich? I've swallowed? Yes? On your mind? What's

1526
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:13,920
Speaker 1: going on? Um? If you have any living grandparents and

1527
01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:16,799
Speaker 1: relatives and they have a house and they have a basement,

1528
01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:19,720
Speaker 1: go hanging out in their basement and go take a

1529
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:21,679
Speaker 1: look at what's around. I did that with my aunt

1530
01:21:21,760 --> 01:21:23,960
Speaker 1: Millie because I was looking for a coffee earned because

1531
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm hosting Easter and I don't have one. I know

1532
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:28,160
Speaker 1: Aunt Milly had one. I went, I went into the

1533
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:31,200
Speaker 1: basement and then I sat there for I ended up

1534
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: there for two three hours. I'm like, oh my god,

1535
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:35,280
Speaker 1: I remember this. I remember that. It just brings back

1536
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:38,040
Speaker 1: so many memories, and it also helps to get them

1537
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,559
Speaker 1: stimulated and start talking about old stories and things. I mean,

1538
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 1: my my Auntilli has never been so animated in in

1539
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:48,160
Speaker 1: in the last ten Sometimes people call it clutter. I

1540
01:21:48,240 --> 01:21:51,080
Speaker 1: call it history. You shouldn't throw everything away and what's

1541
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:53,840
Speaker 1: a coffee earn. You are and it's an earned It's

1542
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:56,400
Speaker 1: like a thirty cup coffee maker. You don't know the question,

1543
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 1: what's a coffee earn? But the answer Brodie a year.

1544
01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, you're you're my comedian, Danielle. What's up with you? So?

1545
01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:08,320
Speaker 1: I was on StubHub get buying Opening day Yankee tickets

1546
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 1: and they're not cheap, and so I got really great seats.

1547
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:13,240
Speaker 1: Brody and I were so excited for he goes, yeah,

1548
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:16,080
Speaker 1: buy him, I click, I go to buy him. Somebody

1549
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,519
Speaker 1: stole him right out from under me. I did not

1550
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,880
Speaker 1: realize that stubb Hub work that way, so I had

1551
01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 1: to pay a little bit more. Sorry, honey, I had

1552
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 1: to pay a little bit more to get almost the

1553
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:27,559
Speaker 1: same seats, but the and I'm like, I got them though,

1554
01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. They're not cheap, but I'm going to

1555
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,679
Speaker 1: be there opening day Yankee Stadium. I can't wait. Kids

1556
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,479
Speaker 1: are in school so that I can say it now.

1557
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:36,599
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I don't even like baseball, but we're

1558
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 1: ready for baseball season, right, Hey, what's up with you? So?

1559
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,920
Speaker 1: Last night I packed my bag because I'm coming to

1560
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:44,280
Speaker 1: see you guys today, and so I got my bag

1561
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 1: all packed, it's all zipped up, everything's all ready to go.

1562
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:49,000
Speaker 1: And Lisa says, oh, hey, hanted you to put a

1563
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,400
Speaker 1: couple of things in your bag. Like what? So she

1564
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:53,920
Speaker 1: brings these gifts, ones for Danielle, once for you all

1565
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,360
Speaker 1: of us. They need to fit in your bag. I'm like,

1566
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:58,720
Speaker 1: they're not gonna well fit. She opens my bag and says, Oh,

1567
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,320
Speaker 1: we're not gonna need this or that to here. Take

1568
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:04,120
Speaker 1: that out as long as Danielle and I get a gift.

1569
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, how does this scrap work? Because it's not you,

1570
01:23:12,040 --> 01:23:13,640
Speaker 1: it's a community bag. They used to call me that

1571
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:18,080
Speaker 1: in high school. Anyway, Hey, Sam, do you have something

1572
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:20,240
Speaker 1: on your mind today? Yeah? Um? I love how earlier

1573
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: you guys were talking about getting like fit for the

1574
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: summer and all that kind of stuff, because I am

1575
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:28,280
Speaker 1: recently discovering that working out only works for me if

1576
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:31,080
Speaker 1: it adds to a happier lifestyle. Nothing else can be

1577
01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,400
Speaker 1: the goal. Because I recently got to take pictures for

1578
01:23:33,439 --> 01:23:35,800
Speaker 1: this bathing suit company, which is awesome, but getting ready

1579
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 1: for that, I cut out sugar, I cut out like

1580
01:23:38,439 --> 01:23:43,960
Speaker 1: fried foods, I cut out cheese. What else. It's just

1581
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:46,240
Speaker 1: just grumpiness. And bitterness is what I ate for three

1582
01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:48,880
Speaker 1: weeks straight. And now that I'm you know, back out

1583
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 1: of it, I still do my regular working out routine,

1584
01:23:50,800 --> 01:23:52,120
Speaker 1: but I'm meeting whatever the hell I want. I'm in

1585
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:56,919
Speaker 1: such a better isn't it funny? Yeah? But you look good, amazing.

1586
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,960
Speaker 1: They helped that. There's a lot of patients in that room.

1587
01:24:01,280 --> 01:24:02,960
Speaker 1: By the way, you know, we always make fun of Scary.

1588
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:07,479
Speaker 1: We love to video him while he's eating. So, Brodie,

1589
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:09,960
Speaker 1: did you post it? Yeah? Yeah. If you check out

1590
01:24:10,040 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 1: Brodie's Instagram every day you do. This day, it's my

1591
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 1: new feature at David At David Underscore Brody. Today he's

1592
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:20,000
Speaker 1: enjoying Jersey Mike's classic Italian. Yesterday he was eating Bang

1593
01:24:20,040 --> 01:24:25,639
Speaker 1: Bang shrimp and licking his fingers at David Underscore Brody. Yeah, yeah,

1594
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,720
Speaker 1: check it out. I mean, I have to take big

1595
01:24:28,760 --> 01:24:30,559
Speaker 1: bites and I gotta go quit because you know, we

1596
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:32,240
Speaker 1: have a showed it what we're doing. Let's get into

1597
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,600
Speaker 1: sound with Garrett. Garret, where's your microphone? Here we go.

1598
01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,360
Speaker 1: What's all right? Let's start with some new music that's

1599
01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:39,599
Speaker 1: out that I'm loving right now. James Bay remember him,

1600
01:24:39,640 --> 01:24:41,920
Speaker 1: He had some slow music out a few years ago. Yes,

1601
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,040
Speaker 1: this alt rock sound that I'm loving. So this is

1602
01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:56,519
Speaker 1: pink Lemonade. Just did the video. Yesterday's the last song

1603
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:59,559
Speaker 1: we played by James Bay Let it Go or say

1604
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 1: you on my that you won't like? There you go? Alright,

1605
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:06,200
Speaker 1: let it goes by Elsa thirty seconds to Mars featuring

1606
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:17,360
Speaker 1: key Codes. This is Dangerous night. Wow, they sound great

1607
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,639
Speaker 1: all right now. Yesterday on Twitter, a lot of people

1608
01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:30,840
Speaker 1: were analyzing the lyrics to flow Ride, a song Low

1609
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,519
Speaker 1: for some strange reason. Yeah, Low, remember Low. They're just

1610
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:37,160
Speaker 1: now analyzing the lyrics. They found out that flow Rider

1611
01:25:37,320 --> 01:25:40,919
Speaker 1: was actually talking about a single female, not many females

1612
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:58,920
Speaker 1: when you were singing this right and then this part.

1613
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:04,080
Speaker 1: So she's wearing she's wearing apple bottom jeans, boots with

1614
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:07,519
Speaker 1: the fur rebox. So she's wearing three pairs of shoes,

1615
01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:11,799
Speaker 1: two pairs of pants. Yeah, that's a lot of clothing,

1616
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,360
Speaker 1: a lot of clothing. So it's lyrics that don't make sense.

1617
01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 1: So listen to lyrics. We tend to listen to the

1618
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,240
Speaker 1: beat of the song and not the lyrics itself. So

1619
01:26:18,479 --> 01:26:20,639
Speaker 1: when you listen, let us know and we'll find those

1620
01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:22,680
Speaker 1: lyrics and play it back in ye. I wish we

1621
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:24,559
Speaker 1: were analyzed that early ten years ago. All right, now

1622
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:28,559
Speaker 1: let's go to t m J four News. There's a

1623
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:32,160
Speaker 1: big story coming from Sheboygan. Yeah, big stories now it's

1624
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:35,640
Speaker 1: six not your typical police investigation officers are searching for

1625
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:38,640
Speaker 1: a serial toilet clogger who's got in the city of

1626
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:42,400
Speaker 1: Sheboygan thousands of dollars. Police say that the suspect has

1627
01:26:42,520 --> 01:26:45,800
Speaker 1: damaged a public women's toilet at a popular community center

1628
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:48,599
Speaker 1: more than two dozen times over the past two years. Yeah,

1629
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:51,080
Speaker 1: what's being used to clog the toilet is? I guess

1630
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:55,000
Speaker 1: rather untraditional. Kavie Crowther is in Sheboygan with more Katie.

1631
01:26:55,120 --> 01:26:58,640
Speaker 1: Surveillance cameras recently installed here at the de Land Community

1632
01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:02,160
Speaker 1: Center along Lake Michigan reveal that potty plugger is an

1633
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:06,240
Speaker 1: adult man inside the women's bathroom at night when no

1634
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 1: one is around. Police say he's struck three times so

1635
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:13,200
Speaker 1: far this year, fourteen times last year, and at least

1636
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:18,080
Speaker 1: twelve times back. I love the putty plugger. I think

1637
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:21,400
Speaker 1: we have the potty plugger here. We do. We do

1638
01:27:21,479 --> 01:27:23,920
Speaker 1: have a potty plugger here at my heart. Yes, well,

1639
01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: he struck the same toilet over almost thirty times in

1640
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,160
Speaker 1: the last two and a half years. There is this

1641
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 1: weird sickness that some people have and they need help. No,

1642
01:27:32,240 --> 01:27:36,479
Speaker 1: no problem there, but they want to destroy toilets. We actually,

1643
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,799
Speaker 1: Alex and I have a friend who he's never invited

1644
01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:43,400
Speaker 1: to parties because he takes people's toilets apart. Why because

1645
01:27:43,439 --> 01:27:45,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. He takes him aparty,

1646
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:50,160
Speaker 1: takes toilets apart, I don't know. We don't invite him over.

1647
01:27:50,560 --> 01:27:54,120
Speaker 1: And I'm totally serious about this, but this is a clogger.

1648
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:56,360
Speaker 1: This is a whole different world. I'll never understand that

1649
01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:01,639
Speaker 1: the people that love to leave puddles in bathrooms happens anyway.

1650
01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:04,240
Speaker 1: What else you have? Uh? Oh, we were talking about

1651
01:28:04,240 --> 01:28:06,559
Speaker 1: our friend that's in studio today sounding like Seth Rogan.

1652
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:09,640
Speaker 1: So I found some Seth Rogan sound to compare him to.

1653
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,960
Speaker 1: All right, so Andy is here, Andy, say hi to us,

1654
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:16,559
Speaker 1: Hi everybody. I don't know to me, you're Seth Rogan

1655
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,320
Speaker 1: on the Today Show here, I don't know. To me.

1656
01:28:18,400 --> 01:28:21,160
Speaker 1: The idea that like a grown man doesn't like Justin

1657
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:24,839
Speaker 1: Bieber is not a controversial thought here talking about Justin Bieber.

1658
01:28:25,240 --> 01:28:28,120
Speaker 1: You know, Justin Bieber, the idea that had grown. In

1659
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:31,680
Speaker 1: my defense, there was a lot of jameson last night,

1660
01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,840
Speaker 1: and I know you're blaming it on me. It wasn't

1661
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:35,559
Speaker 1: all my fault. We drank a lot of Jammes. But

1662
01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:37,439
Speaker 1: you do sound just like Seth Rogan I do today.

1663
01:28:37,479 --> 01:28:39,240
Speaker 1: But it makes me wonder if Seth Rogan is also

1664
01:28:39,360 --> 01:28:43,679
Speaker 1: constantly hungover from drinking like that. Okay, you heard him talking.

1665
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:45,720
Speaker 1: Hold on, I don't know. To me, the idea that

1666
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 1: like a grown man doesn't like Justin Bieber. You sound

1667
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,719
Speaker 1: just like him. He sounds just like you. Yeah, alright,

1668
01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:56,640
Speaker 1: so Andy and Seth Rogan, who knows, By the way,

1669
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,439
Speaker 1: a correction for all the textures? Let it go, James

1670
01:28:59,479 --> 01:29:04,519
Speaker 1: Bay say you won't let go? Is James Arthur different? James?

1671
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:08,519
Speaker 1: All right? Right? You know textures? They yell? What else

1672
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:11,519
Speaker 1: you have? And that's it all aside a piece of

1673
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:13,080
Speaker 1: sound from this morning. You don't even know that you

1674
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:22,840
Speaker 1: said what. I love this commercial, my asses shiny. That's

1675
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:25,280
Speaker 1: let let me tell you the Charman commercial. I love

1676
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:27,280
Speaker 1: that commercial. But why are you recording me? That's kind

1677
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:33,240
Speaker 1: of creepy this commercial, my asses shiny? Seriously, why are

1678
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,759
Speaker 1: you recording me. I just was I accidentally hit record

1679
01:29:36,760 --> 01:29:38,439
Speaker 1: when I when you turned that commercial up, I thought

1680
01:29:38,439 --> 01:29:40,839
Speaker 1: somebody was going to sing to the Sharman Shiny commercial.

1681
01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:42,960
Speaker 1: So I started recording and then you said that you're

1682
01:29:43,080 --> 01:29:47,280
Speaker 1: but with shiny. I would love to do library. It's

1683
01:29:47,320 --> 01:29:50,760
Speaker 1: for Sharman. You think our commercials would be so it's

1684
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:55,680
Speaker 1: how much fun will be youthroom? Now, I would love

1685
01:29:55,720 --> 01:30:00,719
Speaker 1: to do that. To listen, no one requests commercials until

1686
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:06,559
Speaker 1: now they do. Yeah, now just cleaner bush just strang,

1687
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:13,360
Speaker 1: oh yeah, gives me the cleaner. That average shiny. It's shiny,

1688
01:30:15,479 --> 01:30:30,519
Speaker 1: shiny and shiny. That's hilarious. They sent me a toilet seat,

1689
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:32,559
Speaker 1: the golden toilet seat. You are the king of the throne.

1690
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:35,679
Speaker 1: Why has that not been installed yet? I don't want

1691
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:39,040
Speaker 1: someone to soil my toilet seat. We should put it

1692
01:30:39,120 --> 01:30:41,599
Speaker 1: up somewhere. And that's your microphone. Hey, can you put

1693
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:43,360
Speaker 1: my toilet seat down and tell me what to do next?

1694
01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:48,360
Speaker 1: What do we do next? Let's do news? Okay, we

1695
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:53,280
Speaker 1: have headlines. Of course, Samantha's here to keep us nice

1696
01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,120
Speaker 1: and informed. There's so much stuff going on. I mean,

1697
01:30:55,439 --> 01:30:58,599
Speaker 1: we just sit here and talk about toilet paper. Only

1698
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:02,080
Speaker 1: there is a world out there. There's a planet, the

1699
01:31:02,120 --> 01:31:06,759
Speaker 1: planet that's spinning. Yes, things need attention, alright, what's going on? Alright?

1700
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:09,720
Speaker 1: So today a funeral mass at St. Patrick's Cathedral in

1701
01:31:09,760 --> 01:31:12,519
Speaker 1: Manhattan will be held this morning. It's going to honor

1702
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:15,600
Speaker 1: f d n Y hero Michael Davidson, who was the

1703
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:18,479
Speaker 1: firefighter who died of smoke inhalation while battling a fire

1704
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:22,599
Speaker 1: in Harlem last week. Davidson was a fifteen year fire

1705
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:25,640
Speaker 1: department veteran and is survived by his wife, Eileen, and

1706
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:32,280
Speaker 1: their four children, and his dad and his brother also legacy. Unbelievable.

1707
01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:35,080
Speaker 1: You know, the men and women who rush in while

1708
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:37,800
Speaker 1: we run away, How how can we thank them? And

1709
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:39,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're made of. They just have

1710
01:31:39,760 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: this thing in their DNA that makes them amazing. It's

1711
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:48,719
Speaker 1: the protective nature as wild. Unbelievable. Okay, So Mark Suckerberg,

1712
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:51,759
Speaker 1: his nightmare continues. Since the admission of the data leakue,

1713
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:56,000
Speaker 1: Facebook's value has plummeted by almost one hundred billion dollars,

1714
01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:59,120
Speaker 1: So it's now only worth between four hundred fifty billion

1715
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:02,160
Speaker 1: four hundred seventy billion. Can you imagine you lose a

1716
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:05,519
Speaker 1: hundred billion dollars and you still have hundreds of billions left.

1717
01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:08,960
Speaker 1: But still yeah. Right. Also, if you visit San Diego,

1718
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:12,440
Speaker 1: do not feed the squirrels. I know they're super cute,

1719
01:32:12,479 --> 01:32:14,160
Speaker 1: for one, would love to feed them. But the squirrel

1720
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,000
Speaker 1: population there is growing at a rapid rate, as well

1721
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:19,599
Speaker 1: as other cities along the coast, and they're losing their

1722
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:23,080
Speaker 1: fear of humans and they're breeding more so together, this

1723
01:32:23,120 --> 01:32:25,160
Speaker 1: is kind of adding up to the squirrel apocalypse. But

1724
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,400
Speaker 1: why San Diego, I don't know. That's just where the

1725
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:30,280
Speaker 1: report came out of. We can complain more about squirrels there,

1726
01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:32,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. So they carry nasty diseases, including the

1727
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:35,320
Speaker 1: plague and a few rare cases. So don't make out

1728
01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:41,479
Speaker 1: with squirrels scary. How do you say squirrels? Squirrel? Don't

1729
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:46,040
Speaker 1: feed the square rolls. It's not one syllable. It's too squawrel.

1730
01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:50,840
Speaker 1: You're saying, like squirrel, it's squirrels. This is the way

1731
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:55,200
Speaker 1: you say You say it, like say restaurant, restaurant, restaurant,

1732
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:59,200
Speaker 1: three syllables. I know, but you like restaurants. Rest It's

1733
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,559
Speaker 1: a squirrel in a restaur ron and you're saying it

1734
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:03,439
Speaker 1: as you have your cheeks full of sandwich like you're

1735
01:33:03,479 --> 01:33:10,840
Speaker 1: storing it. How many sandwiches have your hand? Two halves

1736
01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:15,640
Speaker 1: a sandwich? Anyway back to you? Oh no, that's all right,

1737
01:33:15,800 --> 01:33:19,639
Speaker 1: Thank you Sam. The official instagram of the Morning Show.

1738
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:24,400
Speaker 1: Follow us now at Elvis Durant Show. This is Elvis

1739
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:28,040
Speaker 1: duran in the Morning Show. Honda Stage proudly presents breakout

1740
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Speaker 1: band Churches. Head to iHeart radio dot com slash Honda

1741
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Speaker 1: Stage to get exclusive access to church's performances of brand

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Speaker 1: new music. Wherever your path takes you, Honda celebrates the

1743
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Speaker 1: creativity and drive it takes to get there. Behind me,

1744
01:33:47,640 --> 01:33:52,040
Speaker 1: is this massive check? I love these big ceremonial checks.

1745
01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:56,000
Speaker 1: Can you actually cash these? I don't think unfortunately not.

1746
01:33:56,120 --> 01:33:58,320
Speaker 1: It doesn't fit in a t Why can't we get

1747
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:01,120
Speaker 1: Great Tea to carry it into a bank and see

1748
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 1: what happens? I heard years ago? You know, you know

1749
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ceremonial checks. You know, when you

1750
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:08,160
Speaker 1: make a donation, you have the big checks. I heard

1751
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:10,599
Speaker 1: before that if you have the correct numbers on it,

1752
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:13,400
Speaker 1: you can't actually use it at a bank. Really, I

1753
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:17,040
Speaker 1: heard that. Do you remember when we presented the check

1754
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,680
Speaker 1: to someone and Great tea had to write forty or

1755
01:34:20,720 --> 01:34:25,160
Speaker 1: something and he wrote the wrong set on the check.

1756
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:27,360
Speaker 1: Every time we do something good, we have to bring

1757
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:30,200
Speaker 1: that story up every time. It's so funny to see

1758
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:33,479
Speaker 1: this huge check with it. I'm never going to get

1759
01:34:33,479 --> 01:34:36,360
Speaker 1: off the story. Tell me right now. Thanks to Jersey

1760
01:34:36,439 --> 01:34:41,040
Speaker 1: Mike's this check is about to go to in my opinion,

1761
01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:44,320
Speaker 1: one of the most incredible organizations. No, not yet, not yet,

1762
01:34:44,520 --> 01:34:46,439
Speaker 1: hold on, we have to do the Daniel Report. We're good.

1763
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:49,599
Speaker 1: I love. Let me tell you, Jersey Mikes. Did you know?

1764
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:54,880
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Um Jersey Mikes since has raised

1765
01:34:54,880 --> 01:35:00,439
Speaker 1: over twenty eight million dollars for local charities. I didn't see.

1766
01:35:00,479 --> 01:35:02,840
Speaker 1: I knew the sandwiches were amazing, but I didn't realize

1767
01:35:02,840 --> 01:35:04,800
Speaker 1: they did such good as well. I know they taste

1768
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:10,200
Speaker 1: great now, don't they. I mean they taste great before anyway.

1769
01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:15,080
Speaker 1: This is why you should always support companies that take

1770
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:19,320
Speaker 1: care of the community. And seriously, I mean, there's so

1771
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,479
Speaker 1: many companies out there. They're just they're in it for

1772
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:24,120
Speaker 1: the buck and they have to pay off their investors

1773
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:26,560
Speaker 1: and pay off their their owners and this and that.

1774
01:35:26,920 --> 01:35:29,439
Speaker 1: But this is a great example. Jersey Mix is a

1775
01:35:29,439 --> 01:35:32,040
Speaker 1: great example. Of a company. They said, Okay, we're here

1776
01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,479
Speaker 1: to make money and be a successful business, but we're

1777
01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:36,720
Speaker 1: also here to help people. And so they're about to

1778
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:40,519
Speaker 1: make a big donation to an incredible organization. So exciting.

1779
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:42,800
Speaker 1: I know, I can't wait to see the check, you

1780
01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:44,639
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I get a little crazy. Yeah,

1781
01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:46,639
Speaker 1: I get a little nuts when people start donating money.

1782
01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:48,479
Speaker 1: You do, I always add to it, you do add

1783
01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:51,000
Speaker 1: to it. We'll see what happens. Okay, what's scary. I'll

1784
01:35:51,000 --> 01:35:52,920
Speaker 1: never forget the time I was in Vegas at a

1785
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:55,920
Speaker 1: pool party and these guys had printed one of those big,

1786
01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:59,280
Speaker 1: fake ceremonial checks. It was, it was phony, but they

1787
01:35:59,360 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 1: displayed it out side of their cabana, and oh my god,

1788
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:05,599
Speaker 1: the entire party ended up at their cabana, because I mean,

1789
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:08,400
Speaker 1: who doesn't want a party with the big check? I

1790
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:15,160
Speaker 1: don't look the party with a big check? Who cares

1791
01:36:15,160 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 1: about a big check? It was something, you know, women

1792
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:19,599
Speaker 1: were like showing up in droves at the guy's cabana.

1793
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,840
Speaker 1: Really are you saying that women? Are you talking about women? Men?

1794
01:36:22,880 --> 01:36:27,600
Speaker 1: And women alife? Million dollar all of us. Now he

1795
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:29,559
Speaker 1: shows up to the pool, Hey, they've got a big check.

1796
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:32,559
Speaker 1: Hang out with those them. So if you're a woman

1797
01:36:32,600 --> 01:36:36,320
Speaker 1: who's offended by what Scary just said, I'd love to

1798
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:40,639
Speaker 1: hear it from you Scary anyway. Okay, we'll get into

1799
01:36:40,680 --> 01:36:42,400
Speaker 1: that a minute, but thank you to a Jersey Mix.

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01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:46,200
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Daniel Report. Daniel, what's going on?

1801
01:36:46,200 --> 01:36:48,040
Speaker 1: All right? So the British tabloids are claiming there's a

1802
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:50,160
Speaker 1: twenty six year old British woman who auctioned off her

1803
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:53,880
Speaker 1: virginity online and apparently the winning bidder was an unnamed

1804
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:58,280
Speaker 1: Hollywood actor. The person paid one point five million dollars

1805
01:36:58,320 --> 01:37:01,160
Speaker 1: in the transaction was supposed to take place next month

1806
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:02,720
Speaker 1: at a hotel. Who do you think it was? I

1807
01:37:02,760 --> 01:37:08,439
Speaker 1: don't know. But it's illegal, isn't it prostitution? Yeah? What? What? We?

1808
01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,320
Speaker 1: We got a text message that said that they're going

1809
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:13,640
Speaker 1: to actually uh commence the agreement in Germany where it

1810
01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:17,600
Speaker 1: is legal. But which Hollywood actor paid a million and

1811
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:20,519
Speaker 1: a half dollars? But that's the question of the day,

1812
01:37:20,560 --> 01:37:23,080
Speaker 1: along with who bit Beyonce at a party in December?

1813
01:37:23,880 --> 01:37:27,240
Speaker 1: Tell you what? I bet it was Seth Rogan. He

1814
01:37:27,320 --> 01:37:29,479
Speaker 1: bet Beyonce and he paid a million and a half. Wow,

1815
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:31,679
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I think I may sell my virginity.

1816
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:34,040
Speaker 1: It's too late for that. What do you think? That's

1817
01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:35,400
Speaker 1: what do you get? What would have been worth a

1818
01:37:35,479 --> 01:37:40,160
Speaker 1: dollar three? That's what my dad used to say. That's

1819
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:43,320
Speaker 1: a d dad. How much is that a dollar? Such

1820
01:37:43,320 --> 01:37:45,439
Speaker 1: a deadline? What else is going on? All right? So

1821
01:37:45,479 --> 01:37:48,759
Speaker 1: the Stormy Daniel's interview over in sixteen minutes, attracted twenty

1822
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:52,720
Speaker 1: two point one million viewers. That is the biggest audience

1823
01:37:52,720 --> 01:37:55,160
Speaker 1: for the show since a two thousand and eight interview

1824
01:37:55,160 --> 01:37:57,439
Speaker 1: with Barack Obama. And you know, she's claiming that she

1825
01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:01,439
Speaker 1: had an affair with with President Donald Trump, so who knows.

1826
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:05,960
Speaker 1: The toxicology report from Prince's autopsy came out yesterday. It

1827
01:38:06,040 --> 01:38:09,839
Speaker 1: shows an exceedingly high level of fentanol in his system.

1828
01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:13,160
Speaker 1: Now that's a pain killer. They're saying it is deadlier

1829
01:38:13,160 --> 01:38:17,000
Speaker 1: than heroin, and that they always said accidental opioids was

1830
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:19,120
Speaker 1: like probably the cause of death, but now they have

1831
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:23,680
Speaker 1: a conclusive cause. I mean, that's just I mean, I

1832
01:38:23,720 --> 01:38:25,479
Speaker 1: don't even I don't even know what to say. It's

1833
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:29,120
Speaker 1: just so sad. Chris Kirkpatrick from in Sync, AJ from

1834
01:38:29,120 --> 01:38:31,559
Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys, did you know they hated each other

1835
01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:34,240
Speaker 1: at one time, and it was all because of a girl.

1836
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:37,360
Speaker 1: That's right. That one of them was dating the girl

1837
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:38,800
Speaker 1: for a while and they broke up, and then the

1838
01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:41,479
Speaker 1: other one started dating the girl. And yeah, they had

1839
01:38:41,479 --> 01:38:43,840
Speaker 1: a little tiff over that, but then after a while

1840
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:45,280
Speaker 1: it all was okay, and they went out for a

1841
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:47,800
Speaker 1: beer and and they made it good. What's the matter?

1842
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:49,600
Speaker 1: Do I have to hurry up? Let me do what

1843
01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:52,760
Speaker 1: you want to do. No, don't listen to but he's

1844
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:56,000
Speaker 1: in charge. No, you're in charge. This is your room, okay.

1845
01:38:56,040 --> 01:38:59,880
Speaker 1: Michael Bob, Michael Bobo and his wife are expecting another

1846
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,240
Speaker 1: av I told you back in February that was a rumor.

1847
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:05,360
Speaker 1: It is official. We love Michael Buble, we love his family.

1848
01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:09,479
Speaker 1: So we are very excited for that and must take

1849
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:12,240
Speaker 1: your time. Did you see um the album cover for

1850
01:39:12,320 --> 01:39:15,840
Speaker 1: the new Cardi bum album Privacy. It's pretty cool. Here's

1851
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,160
Speaker 1: a little picture right here. I don't know if I

1852
01:39:17,439 --> 01:39:19,400
Speaker 1: see it. It'll be out next week April six, so

1853
01:39:19,520 --> 01:39:22,400
Speaker 1: get ready. She instagrammed um the picture? So all right,

1854
01:39:22,439 --> 01:39:24,320
Speaker 1: that's it. I don't want to make Nate that manaing

1855
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:28,920
Speaker 1: Nates all. Nate's got his panties in the water here alright, Nate, Hello,

1856
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:35,679
Speaker 1: pick off your panties alright, so okay, into the room.

1857
01:39:36,160 --> 01:39:39,160
Speaker 1: March's Caroline Jones, the senior vice president of Jersey Mikes.

1858
01:39:39,240 --> 01:39:42,400
Speaker 1: We love you guys, by the way. And Tom Weatherall

1859
01:39:42,479 --> 01:39:45,800
Speaker 1: who's the president and CEO of Make a Wish New Jersey, who,

1860
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:47,360
Speaker 1: by the way, used to live in the same building

1861
01:39:47,360 --> 01:39:52,120
Speaker 1: as Great Tea. I'm so sorry. So anyway, we're talking

1862
01:39:52,160 --> 01:39:56,759
Speaker 1: about Jersey Mikes. Sin has donated almost thirty million dollars

1863
01:39:56,760 --> 01:39:59,200
Speaker 1: to local charity, so amazing. So we're saying, look, you

1864
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:03,200
Speaker 1: know what, the sandwich is are great without their donations,

1865
01:40:03,360 --> 01:40:05,200
Speaker 1: but that adds to it, that makes them taste a

1866
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,120
Speaker 1: little better. So thank you guys for all you do

1867
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:09,920
Speaker 1: at Jersey Mix. We appreciate it very much. Well, thank

1868
01:40:09,920 --> 01:40:11,400
Speaker 1: you for having us here today. And we're just so

1869
01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:13,800
Speaker 1: excited about our month of giving, in our Day of

1870
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:16,320
Speaker 1: Giving tomorrow, where we're donating a hundred percent of sales

1871
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:19,559
Speaker 1: at all stores across the country. It's really really an

1872
01:40:19,600 --> 01:40:22,800
Speaker 1: amazing event. Five point five million raids last year, we're

1873
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:27,000
Speaker 1: hoping to surpass six point five million this year. Gosh,

1874
01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:31,760
Speaker 1: so cool. Seriously, this is why you find you find

1875
01:40:31,760 --> 01:40:34,960
Speaker 1: a company like Jersey Mix, you support them because look

1876
01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:37,599
Speaker 1: what they do five and a half million last year alone.

1877
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:41,639
Speaker 1: That's correct from tomorrow. So if you have a Jersey

1878
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:43,880
Speaker 1: Mix near you, tomorrow is your day to go, all right,

1879
01:40:43,960 --> 01:40:46,840
Speaker 1: So let's talk about how much we love Make a Wish. Look,

1880
01:40:47,680 --> 01:40:52,520
Speaker 1: tom we we've We've had many, many, many guests from

1881
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:56,000
Speaker 1: Make a Wish sent our way they wanted for some reason,

1882
01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:59,599
Speaker 1: people want to come to our show. Really, I'm sure

1883
01:40:59,640 --> 01:41:01,920
Speaker 1: they do. Of course they do. You could wish to

1884
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:07,439
Speaker 1: leave out here, no, But you know what Make a

1885
01:41:07,479 --> 01:41:10,280
Speaker 1: Wish does so many fantastic things for so many kids

1886
01:41:10,280 --> 01:41:13,439
Speaker 1: and families. I mean in New Jersey alone, I mean

1887
01:41:13,479 --> 01:41:16,000
Speaker 1: Make a Wish of course is much bigger than New Jersey.

1888
01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:18,120
Speaker 1: But you guys, in New Jersey alone, I mean, how

1889
01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:20,280
Speaker 1: many wishes did you grant last year? Well, in New

1890
01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:23,160
Speaker 1: Jersey alone, Elvis Um, we grant the north of five

1891
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,720
Speaker 1: d wishes last year. That for us in this in

1892
01:41:25,760 --> 01:41:28,479
Speaker 1: the state was was a record. But it's still not enough.

1893
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:32,000
Speaker 1: We did five hundred and thirty. The reality is that

1894
01:41:32,120 --> 01:41:34,479
Speaker 1: there are medical studies that inform us, not only for

1895
01:41:34,520 --> 01:41:37,439
Speaker 1: New Jersey but all throughout the United States that there

1896
01:41:37,439 --> 01:41:39,920
Speaker 1: are children that are going to go home today. They're

1897
01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:43,400
Speaker 1: getting test results, they' getting blood results, are getting mri

1898
01:41:43,439 --> 01:41:45,880
Speaker 1: I results, x race, and there's a physician who's going

1899
01:41:45,960 --> 01:41:48,160
Speaker 1: to be sitting across the table from the desk or

1900
01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:50,360
Speaker 1: the bed, and they're going to turn to the parents

1901
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:52,479
Speaker 1: and they're going to give them a report that says

1902
01:41:52,520 --> 01:41:55,840
Speaker 1: their child has a life threatening illness and that they

1903
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:58,400
Speaker 1: qualify for make a Wish. And what we've learned now

1904
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:00,280
Speaker 1: we have the thirty five years at least to New

1905
01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:02,960
Speaker 1: Jersey and a number of our chapters thirty eight where

1906
01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:06,800
Speaker 1: we were founded in Phoenix, Arizona, is that eventually there's

1907
01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:09,440
Speaker 1: going to come a time, and whether it's a doctor

1908
01:42:09,560 --> 01:42:12,320
Speaker 1: or a nurse, the medical community are partners with us

1909
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:16,240
Speaker 1: because they recognize our mission. We pick up where science

1910
01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:19,599
Speaker 1: and medicine leave off. We're not simply a warm and

1911
01:42:19,680 --> 01:42:23,280
Speaker 1: fuzzy thing. We can be as integral to a part

1912
01:42:23,280 --> 01:42:26,719
Speaker 1: of a treatment protocol uh for a child to look

1913
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:30,080
Speaker 1: forward and and and to look with optimism and hopeful

1914
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:33,520
Speaker 1: and hopefulness so that maybe they're accepting the treatment protocol.

1915
01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:36,479
Speaker 1: But what what we have learned is that whether it's

1916
01:42:36,520 --> 01:42:39,320
Speaker 1: a doctor or nurse most likely a child life specialist,

1917
01:42:39,520 --> 01:42:43,280
Speaker 1: a social worker is going to recommend and refer that

1918
01:42:43,439 --> 01:42:45,880
Speaker 1: child in that family to make a wish because they've

1919
01:42:45,920 --> 01:42:50,120
Speaker 1: seen now the over three hundred thousand testimonials from wish

1920
01:42:50,160 --> 01:42:53,920
Speaker 1: kids and families to the power of a wish. We're

1921
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,320
Speaker 1: grateful for what you're doing for us today and and

1922
01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:59,160
Speaker 1: and covering this phenomenal program with Jersey Mix. We think

1923
01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:01,400
Speaker 1: it's hand in glove. Nationally, we think it's hand in

1924
01:43:01,400 --> 01:43:04,120
Speaker 1: glove because it's exactly what you said. We're listening to

1925
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:07,080
Speaker 1: the outside Elvis and Danielle and and the whole crew

1926
01:43:07,120 --> 01:43:10,160
Speaker 1: talking about this. We appreciate that you recognize the importance

1927
01:43:10,200 --> 01:43:15,280
Speaker 1: that customers of companies. They're the customers of Jersey Mike's.

1928
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:18,000
Speaker 1: They recognize the Maker Wish brand, They know what we

1929
01:43:18,080 --> 01:43:21,519
Speaker 1: bring to the table, and they trust us. We're not

1930
01:43:21,600 --> 01:43:24,759
Speaker 1: that complicated. Our mission statement is simple. We just recently

1931
01:43:24,880 --> 01:43:27,960
Speaker 1: changed that. We just recently changed it's together, we create

1932
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:32,839
Speaker 1: life changing wishes for children with critical illness, together Elvis,

1933
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:37,679
Speaker 1: together the community. We rely on the benevolence of the community.

1934
01:43:37,680 --> 01:43:41,480
Speaker 1: We charged no fees, we received no government support. Together

1935
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:45,240
Speaker 1: together with Jersey Mikes, Together with Jersey Mike's customers who

1936
01:43:45,240 --> 01:43:47,679
Speaker 1: they extend this too, and they have a long history

1937
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:49,559
Speaker 1: of this. How grateful are we that for the second

1938
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:51,760
Speaker 1: year in a row they've chosen a partner with us

1939
01:43:51,800 --> 01:43:54,200
Speaker 1: at mak a Wish on behalf of all Maker Wish

1940
01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:56,880
Speaker 1: across the country. Who who are the recipients of this?

1941
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:59,640
Speaker 1: We're grateful, Caroline to you, your dad and all the

1942
01:43:59,640 --> 01:44:02,960
Speaker 1: France owners who are making this possible. By the way, Tom,

1943
01:44:02,960 --> 01:44:10,160
Speaker 1: would you please marry me? But but Caroline, mean, look,

1944
01:44:10,200 --> 01:44:13,040
Speaker 1: I know that Jersey Mikes, you guys are supporting a

1945
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:18,080
Speaker 1: lot of different organizations, but Make a Wish obviously obviously

1946
01:44:18,240 --> 01:44:21,599
Speaker 1: is the crown the Crown Jewels. I mean, why is that?

1947
01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:24,040
Speaker 1: Do you? Well? Here in New Jersey, the franchise zs

1948
01:44:24,080 --> 01:44:26,519
Speaker 1: are the ones that are ultimately partnering with Make a Wish.

1949
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:29,280
Speaker 1: There's sixty stores in New Jersey that are supporting it.

1950
01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:32,200
Speaker 1: And it's just I mean, Tom has the vibrance of it.

1951
01:44:32,280 --> 01:44:34,160
Speaker 1: You hear it in his voice, just the way he

1952
01:44:34,439 --> 01:44:37,960
Speaker 1: cares about these people, and it's just amazing. It's almost

1953
01:44:38,080 --> 01:44:41,080
Speaker 1: like when you see a kid have their wish come true.

1954
01:44:41,120 --> 01:44:44,240
Speaker 1: It's it's you think dreams can come true. Just for

1955
01:44:44,280 --> 01:44:47,160
Speaker 1: that brief moment. It really really is magical, and we're

1956
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:49,640
Speaker 1: so happy to be a part of it. Well, on

1957
01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:53,840
Speaker 1: behalf of Jersey Mikes, this is one of those those

1958
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:58,400
Speaker 1: big checks from iHeart Media. Here's five thousand dollars from

1959
01:44:58,400 --> 01:45:04,640
Speaker 1: Make a Wish, Here You Go and My Job. They

1960
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:07,479
Speaker 1: will grant that. On behalf of the Morning Show, we'd

1961
01:45:07,479 --> 01:45:11,840
Speaker 1: like to double this to ten thousand. I mean, I

1962
01:45:11,920 --> 01:45:14,559
Speaker 1: make a mean sandwich. I'll be as good as you're. Hey,

1963
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:17,760
Speaker 1: we've got Troy here in Rochelle from the seventh and

1964
01:45:17,840 --> 01:45:22,920
Speaker 1: third Street, seven and third right here in Manhattan. I

1965
01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:24,600
Speaker 1: bet they'll get you behind the line if you go

1966
01:45:24,680 --> 01:45:27,960
Speaker 1: there and and learn how to play something. You know,

1967
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:31,679
Speaker 1: I can slather mayonnaise like no one else. She doesn't

1968
01:45:31,720 --> 01:45:34,560
Speaker 1: like that. If I tell okay, I'm gonna make you

1969
01:45:34,560 --> 01:45:36,640
Speaker 1: a deal, turn off the music. Okay, So okay, I'm

1970
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:39,800
Speaker 1: gonna double this to ten thousand. But if Danielle eats

1971
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:43,120
Speaker 1: a spoonful of mayonnaise, now, hold on, hold on, Danielle.

1972
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:46,040
Speaker 1: For the kids, Danielle, it's for the quest. If you

1973
01:45:46,120 --> 01:45:49,719
Speaker 1: eat a spoonful of mayonnaise, I will add another five

1974
01:45:49,720 --> 01:45:55,080
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Daniel Daniel, if you do it, realize that

1975
01:45:55,120 --> 01:45:57,559
Speaker 1: I am going to vomit. I'll do it, but I

1976
01:45:57,680 --> 01:46:00,640
Speaker 1: can vomit all over the studios. Get ready for the

1977
01:46:00,760 --> 01:46:07,559
Speaker 1: vomit for the kids. It's a sacrifice. Seriously, she hates clowns.

1978
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:12,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to swallow. I don't like hearing you talk

1979
01:46:12,520 --> 01:46:16,439
Speaker 1: like that. You're a mother. Now, look if you you

1980
01:46:16,479 --> 01:46:19,040
Speaker 1: don't have to, but it's the kids. You can't do

1981
01:46:19,080 --> 01:46:21,280
Speaker 1: that to me. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

1982
01:46:21,400 --> 01:46:23,080
Speaker 1: I'll pay it anyway, and you don't have to eat

1983
01:46:23,120 --> 01:46:30,080
Speaker 1: the man. But I think you should do it. You're

1984
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:37,960
Speaker 1: already paying. It's come on going around, come on for

1985
01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:43,280
Speaker 1: making it's form make away. I like, come on, if

1986
01:46:43,280 --> 01:46:45,800
Speaker 1: you need just a little mayonnaise, just a little just

1987
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:48,760
Speaker 1: a little just that's just just a little bit, just

1988
01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:51,120
Speaker 1: a little bit, just a little bit of mayonnaise, and

1989
01:46:51,160 --> 01:46:58,240
Speaker 1: I will double it. Oh oh, she's throwing up. This

1990
01:46:58,360 --> 01:47:00,400
Speaker 1: is this is not how I wanted just to turn out.

1991
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:06,679
Speaker 1: This is probably the worst idea on our show. But Daniel, okay,

1992
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:09,360
Speaker 1: if you could stop a heating the kids, thank the kids,

1993
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:15,600
Speaker 1: Thank you, Daniel, Okay, stop it. So what are we

1994
01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:21,200
Speaker 1: at of? This was that, so we will make it

1995
01:47:21,360 --> 01:47:28,920
Speaker 1: five thousand more. That's too full wishes. What does Daniel

1996
01:47:29,000 --> 01:47:34,440
Speaker 1: have to eat? See what you did? I mean through sacrifice,

1997
01:47:35,720 --> 01:47:40,200
Speaker 1: we have turned a five thousand dollar donation to You're

1998
01:47:40,200 --> 01:47:44,840
Speaker 1: a good lady, Jersey Mike. Seriously, Caroline, thank you so much.

1999
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:51,639
Speaker 1: And our day of giving tomorrow donated a hundred percent

2000
01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:54,840
Speaker 1: of sales to local charities across the country. This is

2001
01:47:54,840 --> 01:48:00,559
Speaker 1: not good. Please don't keep get are out of here.

2002
01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:03,080
Speaker 1: You really should be far away. As we talked about it,

2003
01:48:03,960 --> 01:48:07,120
Speaker 1: Jersey Mikes and you know Elvis on behalf of all

2004
01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:11,280
Speaker 1: our staff throughout the country. Our boards are volunteers, our

2005
01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:16,240
Speaker 1: our the medical partners are donors, especially for tomorrow, for

2006
01:48:16,360 --> 01:48:18,360
Speaker 1: Jersey Mike's and those people who are going to visit

2007
01:48:18,360 --> 01:48:21,120
Speaker 1: the Jersey Mike's locations. You know you were talking about

2008
01:48:21,120 --> 01:48:23,360
Speaker 1: this earlier. It really is amazing. And we don't throw

2009
01:48:23,479 --> 01:48:26,040
Speaker 1: the word amazing around very lightly. For Make a Wish.

2010
01:48:26,520 --> 01:48:29,879
Speaker 1: Um the fact that they're turning over a hundred percent.

2011
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:32,280
Speaker 1: I've been in the nonprofit space for almost thirty years.

2012
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:35,400
Speaker 1: Half of that at Make a Wish very often more often,

2013
01:48:35,439 --> 01:48:38,160
Speaker 1: and we're grateful for it. It's a percentage of sales right,

2014
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:41,720
Speaker 1: this is one that turning over the entire register at

2015
01:48:41,720 --> 01:48:45,120
Speaker 1: all of these franchises, all the Jersey Mix everywhere. That's remarkable.

2016
01:48:45,120 --> 01:48:48,880
Speaker 1: It's incredible, it's extraordinary. We're inspired, we're grateful, and our

2017
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:52,120
Speaker 1: our promise to Jersey Mike's and to everyone is the

2018
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:54,760
Speaker 1: stewardship of those funds, those precious funds that we turn

2019
01:48:54,840 --> 01:48:58,599
Speaker 1: that convert that into wishes today. Elvis, you, Danielle, and

2020
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:01,200
Speaker 1: and and and you Caroline have helped turn down into

2021
01:49:01,240 --> 01:49:04,960
Speaker 1: two wishes today. Let's keep that rolling. Congratulations, that is awesome.

2022
01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:07,200
Speaker 1: Of course, Jersey Mikes will go out of business tomorrow

2023
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:10,360
Speaker 1: because brought us away, But that's okay. We love them

2024
01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:12,080
Speaker 1: while they were here. But but thank you guys. So

2025
01:49:13,080 --> 01:49:16,920
Speaker 1: of all money coming in every cent I don't think

2026
01:49:16,960 --> 01:49:22,280
Speaker 1: I've ever heard anyone do that year. So if you

2027
01:49:22,320 --> 01:49:25,320
Speaker 1: don't have Jersey Mikes in your city, you should demand

2028
01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:27,479
Speaker 1: that they come into your city. You need more people

2029
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:31,280
Speaker 1: like that. Thank you guys. Congratulations, that was awesome. I

2030
01:49:31,280 --> 01:49:33,519
Speaker 1: have to go check on Daniel. We'll be right back

2031
01:49:33,560 --> 01:49:43,479
Speaker 1: after this in the morning show to zero one hundred

2032
01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:47,120
Speaker 1: in the morning show. You know, if you would have me,

2033
01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:50,240
Speaker 1: I would marry Toddrick Hall in a New York manage

2034
01:49:51,640 --> 01:49:54,519
Speaker 1: the most talented man. I know, hey, Toddrick, what are

2035
01:49:54,560 --> 01:49:58,800
Speaker 1: you doing? I am celebrating and listening to you. I'll

2036
01:49:58,800 --> 01:50:01,640
Speaker 1: talk about the weather. I know. That's what's what we

2037
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:03,120
Speaker 1: do for a living. They pay us big money to

2038
01:50:03,120 --> 01:50:05,200
Speaker 1: do that. Hey. So, I mean, are you in l

2039
01:50:05,200 --> 01:50:08,639
Speaker 1: A right now? I am in l A six am

2040
01:50:08,760 --> 01:50:12,760
Speaker 1: right now? Wake it up you No, no, no, I'm

2041
01:50:12,800 --> 01:50:16,840
Speaker 1: walking around pacing thinking about RuPaul's drag race. Okay, well,

2042
01:50:17,040 --> 01:50:18,800
Speaker 1: aren't we all all right? I'm about to play that

2043
01:50:18,840 --> 01:50:20,840
Speaker 1: song by the way, I gotta I gotta play that.

2044
01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:25,679
Speaker 1: But your your whole album is amazing. Thank you so much.

2045
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:28,439
Speaker 1: Oh this I appreciate it. Thank you. Now, did anyone

2046
01:50:28,479 --> 01:50:30,320
Speaker 1: go to bed last night knowing that Toddrick Hall has

2047
01:50:30,360 --> 01:50:34,519
Speaker 1: an album outn it just came out. It is yesterday,

2048
01:50:34,560 --> 01:50:37,960
Speaker 1: it came out right, It came out last night. Absolutely.

2049
01:50:38,640 --> 01:50:41,280
Speaker 1: And the thing about Toddrick, you know he he is

2050
01:50:41,320 --> 01:50:45,080
Speaker 1: a workaholic. Unlike most albums, this album has like thirty

2051
01:50:45,120 --> 01:50:47,840
Speaker 1: five songs on I mean, how many songs? How many

2052
01:50:47,840 --> 01:50:50,640
Speaker 1: songs are on this It has thirty songs on it.

2053
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:54,439
Speaker 1: I'm dropping a video for each one of those songs.

2054
01:50:54,479 --> 01:50:57,080
Speaker 1: So we've been very, very very busy. No one works

2055
01:50:57,120 --> 01:50:59,960
Speaker 1: harder than Toddrick. So, okay, when are you going to

2056
01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:02,000
Speaker 1: be in town because we want to see you on stage.

2057
01:51:03,600 --> 01:51:05,120
Speaker 1: What am I going to be in town? I'm going

2058
01:51:05,160 --> 01:51:08,640
Speaker 1: to be in New York really soon. Um what is

2059
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:11,120
Speaker 1: the date? I will be in New York City on

2060
01:51:11,479 --> 01:51:18,519
Speaker 1: May something. We'll find out. He has a song on

2061
01:51:18,560 --> 01:51:21,880
Speaker 1: this album called Forbidden with your friend Kala Settle. Don't

2062
01:51:21,880 --> 01:51:25,160
Speaker 1: you love Kala? She's amazing. Oh my gosh, that voice,

2063
01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:27,720
Speaker 1: that voice. She came to the studio to record with us.

2064
01:51:27,720 --> 01:51:30,639
Speaker 1: She was there for literally thirty seconds. She walked into

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Speaker 1: the studio and blew us all away. It's it's one

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Speaker 1: of those undeniable gifts that I don't know. It's it

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01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:38,519
Speaker 1: was this mind boggling. She was so much fun to

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Speaker 1: work with, and it was kind of weird about Kala. Kala.

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Speaker 1: She was here, she performed on our show, and when

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Speaker 1: she left, she left her dress here. She walked out

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Speaker 1: of the building. I guess naked. She took her dress

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Speaker 1: and she left it here. To say, she left here

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Speaker 1: with no clothes on. I swear to God, everyone you

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01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:55,720
Speaker 1: have that effect on people. I wanted to leave my

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Speaker 1: clothes there. You know, people told their panties that all

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Speaker 1: the time. Well, Toddrick, look, this album is out. What's

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Speaker 1: the name of the album. Yeah, album, It's called Forbidden

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Speaker 1: And I like track one Trust No Bitch. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know it was a lesson that I had to

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Speaker 1: learn and I needed this thing about it. But Toadrick,

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01:52:17,080 --> 01:52:20,720
Speaker 1: he does work harder than anyone I know. So that's

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Speaker 1: what That's why Toddrick naturally would have thirty songs on

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Speaker 1: his album, and and he has fifty thousand dates across

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Speaker 1: the country doing his Toddrick Call American the Forbidden Tour,

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Speaker 1: and I you'll be here in New York April twentieth.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to see you. Yeah, I'm so it's it's

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01:52:37,520 --> 01:52:39,680
Speaker 1: so excited. I had so much fun. I performed there

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Speaker 1: last year and I don't know, I'm just really really excited.

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Speaker 1: We have the tour starts in two days and we're

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Speaker 1: going to sixty cities. It's gonna be insane, insane, insane.

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01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:51,960
Speaker 1: But I definitely want to stop by when I'm there. Now,

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01:52:51,960 --> 01:52:55,000
Speaker 1: you will stop by. I demand it, I command you.

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01:52:55,600 --> 01:52:58,720
Speaker 1: But but here's toadreck works hard, so hard. Sometimes I

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01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:00,800
Speaker 1: wonder if like what your run from, we gotta get

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01:53:00,840 --> 01:53:02,760
Speaker 1: into that. Let's we're gonna get into your head. Next

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01:53:02,800 --> 01:53:07,840
Speaker 1: time you're here coming, I gotta I gotta play your

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01:53:07,840 --> 01:53:11,360
Speaker 1: song with you did this with with ru Paul called

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Speaker 1: Beat Beat Beats. Oh my god, so much fun. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a unicorn, so it was definitely the craziest thing

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Speaker 1: that I've ever done in the video on YouTube. You

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Speaker 1: got and You've done some crazy things. Todd We love you.

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Speaker 1: Come see us as soon as possible, and whatever you do.

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01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:27,320
Speaker 1: Go online and buy Toddrick's album right now, would you please?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Toddrick and I have kids we need to feed.

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01:53:32,120 --> 01:53:34,719
Speaker 1: Go buy his album. Al right, I love you, Toddrick.

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Speaker 1: Have a beautiful day. IM gonna play the song right now. Okay, awesome,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Tom Beats. They don't make them beats us.

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Speaker 1: They don't make them beats child, they don't make them

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Speaker 1: beasts like they used to world. This is Elvis Durand

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. If you're single, I want to

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Speaker 1: find something more meaningful than you can find on an

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Speaker 1: app than head to the place where it all started.

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand the Elvis durand phone tap. All right, daniel

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Speaker 1: what's your phone tap? All? Okay? So Danielle and her

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Speaker 1: sister Terry took Danielle's three year old son Ryan to

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Speaker 1: an Easter egg hunt at the church. But Danielle is

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Speaker 1: very protective of her son, so we decided we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna call and mess around with her. That's all. Is

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Speaker 1: not going to be good. Notice, listen to Daniel's photo

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Speaker 1: with Danielle. Hello, Hello, can I speak to Ryan's mom? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is my mom, Um, this is Matthew's mom. I'm

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01:54:42,320 --> 01:54:44,480
Speaker 1: calling because the other day we had the egg hunt

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Speaker 1: at the church. Yeah, we did. It was great. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't so great for my poor little boy because

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Speaker 1: all his Easter eggs kept getting taken out of his

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Speaker 1: basket by your little boy. Excuse me. Yeah, every time

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Speaker 1: Matthew would turn around, he'd have one less Easter egg

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Speaker 1: in his basket, and I saw in Ryan's basket. Really

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Speaker 1: calling me about your child losing the eggs from the basket? Yeah, really?

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Speaker 1: Calling me right now. I am calling you right now

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Speaker 1: because you really shouldn't be raising a thief. Excuse me,

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01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:13,600
Speaker 1: accuse my three year old son of feeling what's wrong

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01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:15,360
Speaker 1: with you? He is a thief. He went and he

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01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:17,480
Speaker 1: took the Easter eggs out of my little boy's basket.

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Speaker 1: How do you know it wasn't somebody else's kid. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous because I watched him. I watched him and

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Speaker 1: not only did he take the eggs from Matthew's basket,

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Speaker 1: he took the eggs from other little kids baskets as well.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's three years old, ladies, three years exactly.

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Speaker 1: Other people taking other kids eggs out of basket exactly.

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Speaker 1: He's three years old. If you don't stop the madness now,

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Speaker 1: he's going to turn into a juvenile delinquent. Really, I

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Speaker 1: don't have time to have this conversation. It's a complete salacy.

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Speaker 1: And I can't even believe you would bother to call

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Speaker 1: a perfect stranger's mother up to like wrap them out.

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Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. I'm actually doing you a favor. I'm

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01:55:50,680 --> 01:55:56,680
Speaker 1: doing you a favor. Blow Is there a reason you

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01:55:56,720 --> 01:55:58,560
Speaker 1: hung up on me? You can't talk like an adult

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Speaker 1: I just can't believe that this is blown up to

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Speaker 1: this point. Is that what you're doing encourage him to

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01:56:02,800 --> 01:56:05,080
Speaker 1: go steal from people? Oh? Yes, so I send my

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Speaker 1: kid off to school every single day and I go,

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01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:08,920
Speaker 1: oh oh, but what can you bring back for a

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01:56:08,960 --> 01:56:12,280
Speaker 1: mommy today? What is that? What kind of that's ridiculous?

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Speaker 1: Does he go on play dates and steal toys from

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Speaker 1: his friends? Is that what he does? Shut up? You

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Speaker 1: have nothing to act fully say. You know, you know

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Speaker 1: they don't know how to the child. That's what I know.

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Speaker 1: And deeply wrong with you to have the ball. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and apparently you know you s a mom acuse my

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Speaker 1: beautiful son clazy beautiful. He's an ugly, little, sick, abusive

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Speaker 1: woman and so even come near my family. Hey, you

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Speaker 1: know how some kids that are CUsing and there are

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Speaker 1: some kids that are so ugly they just don't even

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Speaker 1: have a chance. Yes, your family right there, that's why

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Speaker 1: you're calling to defend him, because the can't defend him.

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Speaker 1: That would be your little Ryan, their sweet cheek. My

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Speaker 1: child is not here right now, but I guarantee Ryan

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Speaker 1: is sitting right there while you're calling me old kinds

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Speaker 1: of names, not true, and you know I know where

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Speaker 1: he is. He's out stealing from somebody else right now. Really,

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Speaker 1: because I'm sure that if I recorded this conversation and

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Speaker 1: played it for anybody, you would be the clear psychotic bitch.

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Speaker 1: Why can't you just I'm not the one that's cursing

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Speaker 1: like a sailor. You're the one, this bitch in this

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Speaker 1: stupid as this that's you, not me up and you

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01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:10,960
Speaker 1: mocking me right now, that's not that's not in any

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01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:13,360
Speaker 1: way cursing or setting a bad example. Good job, mom,

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Speaker 1: really good, amazing A plus mother of beer. Wow, what

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Speaker 1: a good example for your son that you were setting.

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Speaker 1: Just amazing. I about down to you. I utterly bound.

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Speaker 1: You must be so blessed cap such a wonderful woman

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Speaker 1: in his wife. I'm surprised that these noody didn't drop

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Speaker 1: dead when he walked into your house. You would just

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01:57:31,160 --> 01:57:35,520
Speaker 1: let this drop. I'm not you have no woman. Shut up.

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Speaker 1: I will wait. I got one more thing to tell

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Speaker 1: you to shut up. You just got phone tapped. What

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01:57:40,680 --> 01:57:42,960
Speaker 1: this is Danielle Monaro from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show,

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Speaker 1: and your sister is just ups. Oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: is not right, not right? Are you there? Danielle you,

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Speaker 1: why do that have an idea for a phone to

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Speaker 1: have Go to Elvis dran dot com. Like on the

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Speaker 1: phone tab tab tell us what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: me a little bit of a rivalry between Kate Middleton

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