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Speaker 1: Stephen am Lily, big fan of the podcast. God you

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Speaker 1: guys doing this helping all the lonely people out there.

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Speaker 1: I guess my question is I am a thirty one

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Speaker 1: going out with friends who you're like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: coffee with my best friend over tea. It's like, no,

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Speaker 1: like go to events with random people, go to random

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Speaker 1: But it's like that's actually totally normal. You could literally,

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Speaker 1: Got a Valentine's Day related question for you, wondering how

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460
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Speaker 1: name is Jacob, and I'm just calling because I don't

461
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Speaker 1: know why not why but like how not how? But

462
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Speaker 1: like I don't want to be single anymore and I'm

463
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Speaker 1: not sure like how to date as a gay guy,

464
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Speaker 1: as this gender gay guy in LA. Now you know, Gilts,

465
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Speaker 1: you guys live in New York. But if you didn't

466
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Speaker 1: give me advice, I'm like objectively hot, like I know

467
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Speaker 1: that dicks do by racial Like you know, I have

468
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Speaker 1: a job, like day whatever, and you know, I'm like

469
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Speaker 1: in pretty good shape. But like I just know him

470
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: like like just pursuing me. And maybe maybe that's the

471
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: same reason. Like I'm like someone to pursue me, but

472
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I feel like why do I

473
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: have to be the pursuer? Um? Thanks? Love the podcast.

474
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: It's really great, especially when I'm like high and just

475
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: like cracking up going for walks and with Hollywood. Um yeah, ye,

476
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: I think you said it yourself. Why is not anyone

477
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: pursuing me? Well, I don't know. It's like you're walking

478
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: around with Hollywood with your headphones and listening to a

479
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: podcast off the headphones, Raw Dog Life. Yeah, maybe you

480
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: started Raw Dog and Life. Put the goddamn podcast out

481
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: no offense to Stephen and louis right, It's a little

482
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: more like don't listen to it and then talk to

483
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Speaker 1: a guy and then you know, go up to him,

484
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: and then when he's like, what are your interests, you

485
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,479
Speaker 1: can say, oh, this awesome podcast, let me book all

486
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: the Stephen Lily, Yeah, and I think to go back

487
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: to the random advice, like do more things with maybe

488
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 1: not your core crew. Yeah, I definitely take all the

489
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: random advice we've said so far. This this episode about

490
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: like sliding into DMS and broadening your crew and all

491
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: the other stuff. I let me say this, Okay, this

492
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: is this you are not alone. So first of all,

493
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: like you're You're not a freake, You're not a horrible person.

494
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: Like this happens a lot in the gay mail community.

495
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: There's tons of gay guys who are just like, why

496
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,439
Speaker 1: can't I get a boyfriend? I really want a boyfriend.

497
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: And there's like a couple of problems there. One is

498
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: it's just like you can't want it too much and

499
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: you need to like be happy with yourself and love

500
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: your life and not be like desperately wanted a boyfriend

501
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: every time in my life. When I have desperately wanted

502
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: a boyfriend. That is when I have not gotten a boyfriend,

503
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: And it's the second that you start like being more

504
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: confident and not paying attention as much and like focus

505
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: on yourself, but also like playing it cool with guys

506
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: and meeting lots of people. That's like when you accidentally

507
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: start dating someone because you just like get involved and

508
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: you're allowing yourself to just like go with the flow.

509
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: But if you want it too much, you know, if

510
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: you tighten your grasp too much, like everyone's going to

511
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: say through your fingers. So I think there's like an

512
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: element of chewing out there. I think there's also like

513
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: you know, the three little words that are always the

514
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: most important words and sorry it's true, but in any

515
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: person who is single or join a date, play it cool,

516
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: like you just need to stay chill. You need to

517
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: just like you know, be flirty and a little bit

518
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: distant with like a lot of different people and like

519
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: not give away too much and make yourself seem you know,

520
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: um available. But it also sounds like he's not pursuing

521
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: anyone because he's just waiting for them to come to him.

522
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: So it's almost like maybe he's playing it too cool.

523
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: I don't think he's playing it so cool that it's

524
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: actually tense. But he's not playing actually cool with people

525
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: that he is like talking to. Like you still need

526
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: to be flirty and like outgoing and like sexy and

527
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 1: like ask personal questions and then play it cool with

528
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: that person and not just like overtext them or try

529
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: to like you know, meet up too quickly or create

530
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: a fantasy about them in your head like too fast. Yeah,

531
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: you need to play it cool with individuals, but like

532
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 1: on a broader sense, yes, make yourself available and chow

533
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: that f out the word. It'll happen. I mean I

534
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: feel like when I am not alone everyone Also, what

535
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: can I say? This lower your standards too. This is

536
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: another thing that let's get back to them. Okay, gay guys.

537
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: Too many gay guys like wouldn't date someone who looks

538
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,080
Speaker 1: like them and if that and if you find yourself

539
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: in that position, like maybe you're not miss magnanimous that

540
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: you think you are. It's like too many gay guys

541
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: are just like, oh, like they have this vision of

542
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: this very specific kind of guy that they think is hot,

543
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: that they want, that has all these qualities, that looks

544
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Speaker 1: a certain way, and I think I goes for also

545
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Speaker 1: straight girls. Yes, well, it totally goes for lots of people.

546
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: I think that just like straight girls are more like

547
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Speaker 1: beaten down or whatever by society, so they've kind of

548
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: like they are maybe more like inclined to settle where

549
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: it's like gay guys are just like ah, no, like

550
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Speaker 1: I need that this guy like look like this, and

551
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: it's just like let's start with you. Let's look on

552
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: the mare and like let's just be like, will I

553
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: date me? No, I have to be hilarious. Channing Tatum,

554
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Speaker 1: have this car, have this job, do this, and it's like,

555
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Speaker 1: okay again, raw dog life a little yeah, let's you know. Obviously,

556
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: I feel like we all have fantasies of the person

557
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Speaker 1: we want to be with, but when it starts getting

558
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: so specific, you're just building a freaking Kendall. Okay, you're

559
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Speaker 1: Bey Kendal, and you know, if you're five, like, you

560
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: can't just have crushes on eights. And I don't know

561
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Speaker 1: if this guy, you know, this guy kind of says

562
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Speaker 1: he's an eight. I don't know, maybe it's the seven,

563
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Speaker 1: you know, but like you got you can't just be

564
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Speaker 1: looking at the ninths, you know, let's shallow, how it

565
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Speaker 1: a little let's shallow? How it a little bit? Here?

566
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Speaker 1: Starting someone to wear a fat suit and then see

567
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: what happens, and then maybe your guard will be down. Yes, okay,

568
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Speaker 1: next goal? Hi girls, all right, So my good dudy

569
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Speaker 1: Sylvia introduced me to your podcast a few months ago,

570
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Speaker 1: and since then I have become completely obsessed. Now, Sylvia

571
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: is regrettably heterosexual, but clearly she has good taste because

572
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: she put me onto you guys, and she recently told

573
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: me that she has a little crush on Steven's allegedly

574
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: heterosexual friend DJ Physical Therapy. So I was thinking this

575
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: could be like a great Valentine's Day Club Kids CBC

576
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Speaker 1: matchmaker moment. Which you need to know about her. She's

577
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Speaker 1: a Libra, she has very thin eyebrows, and she has

578
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Speaker 1: rock and jugs. So if he wants to give her

579
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Speaker 1: a call, her number is na. That being said, if

580
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Speaker 1: you can think of any sort of hot stems that

581
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Speaker 1: are might be interested in a butch king such as myself,

582
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Speaker 1: you know, let me know too. We'll work it out.

583
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Speaker 1: We can go on a whole like quadruple date moment.

584
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Speaker 1: It'll be so cute. Thanks bye oh my god, upsased

585
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Speaker 1: with this call, obsessed with our new favorite lesbian. Aren't

586
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Speaker 1: good Judy? I haven't heard that phrase in a while. Oh,

587
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: my good Judy, My good Judy. I love your voice,

588
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: absolutely love your voice. Built for radio. Yeah, get you

589
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: on here. Um, I almost I want to know a

590
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Speaker 1: little more about you if you want to d m

591
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Speaker 1: us eight photo in the Graham and I can go

592
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Speaker 1: back into my queer speed cruising account and go into

593
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: that rollodeck. And it sounds like we're having to sort

594
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: of launch a separate like CBC match making matchmaking app. Well, wait,

595
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Speaker 1: what about idea? Don I don't know how our low

596
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Speaker 1: bed Boston gay presents, but I don't know. She sounded

597
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598
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Speaker 1: but king get a train to Bossa. I don't know

599
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Speaker 1: where you're based, but maybe already there, maybe got we

600
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Speaker 1: got a low bed waiting her or the Midwest stern.

601
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Speaker 1: I actually feel like there was tons of single lesbians

602
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Speaker 1: already on the step. What about the Midwestern writer? Okay,

603
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Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We're gonna set up a separate

604
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Speaker 1: channel in the slack that's just like um lesbians, the

605
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Speaker 1: single queer lex app basically like Slack channel, and you

606
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Speaker 1: guys go in there and flirt and talk and breakout

607
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Speaker 1: rooms and breakout slacks. Maybe yeah, we can host a

608
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Speaker 1: little get together queer dinner party for you where we

609
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Speaker 1: like do a ton of vegan stir fries. And I

610
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Speaker 1: have to say I love that DJ Physical Therapy is

611
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: getting all this love and crush action. I think that's

612
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Speaker 1: really awesome. Not to put him on blast. That was

613
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Speaker 1: kind of the reason we had him on the pud, Yeah,

614
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Speaker 1: to like get people interested. I will say, he tons

615
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Speaker 1: to not go for the juggiear of girls, and I

616
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Speaker 1: know the jugs were a big selling point as per

617
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Speaker 1: our caller. But you know, it's like it's a new year,

618
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Speaker 1: and I do feel like everyone should be expanding there. Yeah,

619
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Speaker 1: I mean, I I think on hollow out to front

620
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: of the pod Physical Therapy. You know, it's that thing

621
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Speaker 1: where you say, oh, I want a B and C

622
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Speaker 1: and that's exactly what my dreams and then all of

623
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Speaker 1: a sudden, right, you fall in love with something else,

624
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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, and you're cutting out things you want.

625
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Speaker 1: So we have the number and even take that back

626
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Speaker 1: because I feel like there's been a there's been jugs.

627
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 1: There's been jugs. Yeah, even in recent times. I feel

628
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Speaker 1: like his first middle school girlfriend was so drugs. Well,

629
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Speaker 1: I was talking about more reacentist than middle school, which

630
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't necessarily pin everyone too. I also dated a

631
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Speaker 1: girl in middle school. I wouldn't say that. I'm open

632
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Speaker 1: to that. At this point my career, drugs are present. Um. Okay,

633
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: well we'll have Daniel Shooter attacked. Um. And also, let

634
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: me just say this, if you have a cross in

635
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 1: physical therapy, you should just DM him. Yeah, as I said,

636
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 1: respond to one of his stories and like just kind

637
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: of get it going naturally. You don't need to be

638
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: so hey, I heard about you and I have a cross,

639
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: Just like just start, you know, just like just get

640
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: in there and let and let the seat like let

641
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: the ball start rolling. He'll maybe post vinyl and then

642
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: you can respond and can respond to the vinyl and

643
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: I have vinyl. Yes, Yeah, that's fucking some priceless advice

644
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: on how to flirt with the DJ music. So yeah,

645
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: that's my advice to her. It doesn't use Spotify just

646
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,439
Speaker 1: before going and you're about to send him some cool

647
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: rare song. Yeah, he uses title so he's not able

648
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: to read that link. But yeah, he posts to his

649
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: story all the time, so you'll have plenty of opportunities

650
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: to get in there next gol. So this crazy thing

651
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 1: happened when I turned twenty four. I started squirting, and

652
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: now every time my girlfriend and I have sex, it

653
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: happens and it doesn't really bother me, but the cleanup

654
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: is kind of annoying, and I was just wondering if

655
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 1: you guys handed any advice about how to deal with that.

656
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: It just feels really annoying to kind of get up

657
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 1: in the middle and grab a towel. But it's also

658
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: really annoying to watch my sheets every time. So I

659
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: would love any input. You have face so much. That's

660
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:04,359
Speaker 1: so cool that you squirt. Yeah, I feel like that's

661
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: so like a thing of people being like, oh I

662
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: wish I could squirt. I'm gonna let you take the

663
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: lead on this one by dude. Um. Yeah, I mean,

664
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: I don't have any magic sheet solution that's gonna like

665
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: quick dry sheets or something like that. I think it's

666
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: I mean, let's invent a sheet. Let's invent sheets for squirters.

667
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: I think ultimatebe move it to some like shower or

668
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: bathroom sex sex all the time. Well, I'm just talking

669
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,399
Speaker 1: about just cutting down the ratio of the cleanup. Totally true,

670
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: her heard heard correct, just as a fun place to

671
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: do it, and then the cleanup is easier. And that's

672
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,800
Speaker 1: one of my only advice. I was like, I don't know,

673
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: it's like it's your move to an apartment that has

674
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: a washroom dryer, Like, can I ask me not to pry? Yeah,

675
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: But when we say she's a squirter, and you know,

676
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: we hear that all the time in the media, she's

677
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 1: a squirter, she's a squirter. How much liquid are we talking? Well,

678
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: because I feel like there's total levels where I have

679
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: been witnessed to some like medium squirting, where which could

680
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: fill a teacup a cereal yes, like more of a

681
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: gallon jug mug or something like that, or a teacup

682
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,959
Speaker 1: teacup to mug. But I have never kind of yeah,

683
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: I guess I'll say that I've never made someone like

684
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: squirt gallons. I'm just wondering how much our collar is

685
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: talking about. It sounds like a lot because she's having

686
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: to like really wash the sheets and like get a

687
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: huge towel. I mean, I do wonder yeah, because I

688
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 1: wonder how much there could be just a copa sidic

689
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: solution where you just live with it a little bit,

690
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: more like as someone who comes all over his sheets

691
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: with some frequency. It's kind of like, yeah, sometimes you

692
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: do come a lot, and then there's the wet saying

693
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: and someone has to lie in it. But then whatever

694
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: just kind of dries and you move on, Like I

695
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: guess my other question is like does it does it

696
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: dry like in a normal way or does it get

697
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: like crusty or weird or like is it just is

698
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: it never like it's I think it's just like if

699
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: it's a big amount, it's taking just a long time

700
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: to dry rather and it's yeah, you could do the

701
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: Margaret show, you know, roll over. Yeah. And it is

702
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: more of like a water consistence where of like calm

703
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 1: and again not so familiar like a male. It's a

704
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: little thicker. Well, it doesn't seep as much. It kind

705
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 1: of stays where it lands. It's not it's not water

706
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: in the sense that it's spreading out into a puddle.

707
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: It sounds like the squirting is more puddle based. And

708
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: I can see that being frustrated where you're like every

709
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: time squirting you know what about this keep a hair

710
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: dryer next to the batter? Interesting whip that out? You

711
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: know it sounds like also she's asking for Brooklyn and Code,

712
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: which I don't know if we're still offering, but I

713
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: do love it. Brooklyn and Jets same Okay, next call Hi,

714
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: Stephen and Lily. I am honored to be a club kid,

715
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: honored to be one way chatting with you. Now, I

716
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: have a predicament I would love to know your opinion

717
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: on I'm I'm not going to share any visual aids

718
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: for this, but I would love your opinion on my

719
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: Tinder profile and what could be going on with it.

720
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: I have found on many different occasions now and I

721
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: think it's what happened to me about four times that

722
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: men on Tinder tend to send me drafts of their writing.

723
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: I have said nothing in my profile that I am open,

724
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: that my shop is open for that. I do happen

725
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: to be a copy editor, so they could be picking

726
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: up on something in my photos. But essentially, what's happened

727
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: and I'm just going to describe a specific scenario that

728
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: you can just imagine. It's played out about four times now.

729
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: But you know, I matched with this with this guy

730
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: on Tinder, went on a date with him. He was

731
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: He's really hot, but like, you know, kind of weird

732
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 1: on the date, like, for instance, kind of off to

733
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: his mind. When I beat him at pool, which was

734
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: very accidental on my part, I think I don't even

735
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: know what it's called. I think I striked and somehow

736
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 1: one or he did or whatever. And the next day,

737
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: you know, he texts me and says, like, I had

738
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: so much fun last night. And by the way, how

739
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: would you feel about reading my novella about Martha's Vineyard?

740
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: I respond, and he sent it anyway, and it was

741
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: called and I'm sorry to blow up a spot like this,

742
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: but it was literally called how to Be Alone, which

743
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: is just plagiarized from Jonathan Brandon, but anyway, and it

744
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: was just, you know, a clearly walking, talking case with

745
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: main character syndrome. And that has happened to me so

746
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: many times. And I'm wondering, is it the fact that

747
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 1: I live in Portland, Oregon? Do you think? Is it

748
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 1: that I'm wearing glasses and my profile? But what is

749
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: going on? Should I move? Should I have no picture?

750
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: Please help me? Thank you? Love and light. Madness, absolute madness,

751
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: it's not the profile. There's nothing about your profile that's

752
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: getting like I don't blame yourself. Yeah, I mean I

753
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: also will say I don't know, like someone sending you

754
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: their work because they value your opinion and they want

755
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: to share their lives with you. Like that's positive. I

756
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: would say, like I wouldn't be like freaked out if

757
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: I mean, novella is a little long to just be like, hey,

758
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: what do you think of this? I feel like it's

759
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: a little like that that is starting to get does

760
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: like does he just think that you work at a

761
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: publisher's house and he's going to like actually get your

762
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: published or something? Well, and that to me the combo

763
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: with him like flipping out on her after her running

764
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: a pool and then like also sending novella like it's

765
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: already such a weird Ben Stiller movie from like two

766
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 1: thousand and set about an angry, angry class male writers. Yeah,

767
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: read my thing, but like, how dare you like masculade me?

768
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: But also like tell me I'm a genius and maybe

769
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: this thing he's such a baby and he's like make

770
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: me waffles, sounding very shrill. I don't know, it's really sound. Well,

771
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: that's why I think you do live in Portland, and

772
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: I I think, if you don't want this, it's moved. Yeah,

773
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: I think you need to move. And I think if

774
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: you don't want this, I think let's take some photos

775
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: without Tinder. Also just kind of sucks though, Like I was,

776
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: I think Hinge is like people are a little more

777
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: like normal, although it sounds like your restraints. I remember

778
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: you're burning normal living in with um, but I do

779
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: I have found that Hinge just like people are cooler.

780
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: Although this guy dud goes me from Hinge and he

781
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 1: can fucking suck at. I wonder if they're like looking

782
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: you up on like LinkedIn din but like I don't know,

783
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: like a guy recently, like you know, like we like

784
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: went on a couple dates and then he found my

785
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: podcast and he became a fan on my podcast and

786
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: I'm just like, that's so cool and interesting of him

787
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: to listen to my podcasts. And I think it actually,

788
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: it's really cool when people interact with your work. But

789
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: in that way you're getting fans where she's just getting

790
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: more work to do. She's getting some editing work. You know,

791
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: It's not like they're like, oh, I love your copy editing.

792
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of it, like, let me hire you

793
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: for this job. They're like, please give me notes on

794
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: my sad novella. Well, I guess it's like okay. But

795
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: then another guy went into it with recently. He asked

796
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: me to send him like record, like a stand up

797
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: set that I did and like I did, and he

798
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: was like, listen to and thought it was funny. I

799
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: guess it's more just like if you solicited it. I

800
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: think that's a nice thing to solicit. And I think

801
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: maybe it would be cool if you were like asking

802
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: me asking guys to send you their writing. But I

803
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: guess the unsolicited feels a little bit like, well, I

804
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 1: don't care about this. Non consensual novellas is pretty wild.

805
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 1: I do think if you don't want that, we're gonna

806
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: go ahead and take some new photos without classes. And

807
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: I think, like, change something in your bio, like if

808
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: you want a rocker and not a writer, if you

809
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: want a finance guy, Like, let's just switch out what

810
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: it says in your bio a little. Yeah, Okay, you

811
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: lose the glasses. Next call hey, Stephen and Lily love

812
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: you guys. Huge fan of the pod. Lily as a

813
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: born and raised Rhode Islander. I'd like to offer my

814
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: sincere apologies for your shitty smer vacation. I'm also sorry

815
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: for the breathless quality of this call. I'm walking uphill

816
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: like a fool. Um. I'm calling because I have a

817
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: pet bird, and I'm wondering if that means I will

818
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: never find true love because so many people think it's

819
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: so fucking weird, and I don't want to be with

820
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: somebody who also is really into birds. But I love

821
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: my birds so much, so I'm just wondering what you

822
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 1: guys think is having a bird incompatible with finding real

823
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: i mean, heterosexual unfortunately love anyway, Thanks guys, appreciate you.

824
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: Fye Hell yeah, little Roadie, Um, thank you for apologies.

825
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm not mad at Rhode Island. Yes,

826
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: bed bugs went down there. Crazy should happen, but it

827
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: almost gave me even more love for the state looking

828
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 1: back on it. You trauma bonded with Rhode Island. Right now,

829
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm in this like sick kind of going back. Um.

830
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you have a bird, you don't want

831
00:45:54,360 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: someone else who's into birds? Yeah? Sorry, I'm flapping my

832
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: wings no right now, okay, okay, open your nast bitch.

833
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: You're like, Oh, I'm this cool chick with a cool bird,

834
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 1: and I don't want a guy who has like ten

835
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: parrots or something like that. I think they're guest of

836
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: the pod. Lorncer video is a heterosexual girl with a

837
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: bird and a boyfriend. I don't know what came first,

838
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: the bird of the boyfriend, the ultimate question. You know,

839
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: when many cultures birds are good luck, So perhaps the

840
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: bird came first. A bird seems young all that, that's

841
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: just because it's small and the friends are small, right,

842
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: but like don't birds live for so fucking long? And

843
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: it's like so right if you get this boyfriend, like,

844
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: they're really gonna have to Like I will not in

845
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: a life I went to a guy's house and there

846
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,320
Speaker 1: was a bird, I would be like Looney Dunes, a

847
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: gift of meat disappearing in a buff of smoke. Sorry,

848
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 1: it is my worst namer to live with a bird,

849
00:46:55,040 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: though I do think like pelicans and parrots like it

850
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: goes are like really cool and maybe if not, like

851
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 1: if we would you would date someone with a pet

852
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: pelican if we lived in this like crazy Florida home, right, yeah, right,

853
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: you're doing a squirt or with the pelican for changing

854
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: our sheets daily from the squirting and the pelican mess,

855
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 1: Pelican pelicans always dropping so many fishes. Things like having

856
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 1: just a cage in your house, I think is sorry, okay,

857
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: we're not bird shaming you, um, but we are. We are,

858
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: you know, we hate cages. We also hate dog culture

859
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 1: where everyone has those massive crates in their home, wet

860
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 1: the crate cage culture. What does the cage bird saying

861
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: because it's looking for a boyfriend, boyfriend, don't lead with

862
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: the bird, but don't hide the bird, I think is

863
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: the way to go. You can be like, hey, yes

864
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: I'm a weird bird girl, put that out there and

865
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: like laugh, don't hide it on a date. And then

866
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they get to your heartmet and

867
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,959
Speaker 1: you're like, so I have to tell you something. Yeah, no, don't.

868
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: And this comes back to a point I'm always making,

869
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: which is the only person who can cancel you as yourself.

870
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: It's like, if you shroud yourself in bird shame, then

871
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 1: other people are gonna pick up in the shame and

872
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 1: the gir will be like, oh, this is weird. But

873
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: if you're just like fun girl with bird like cool

874
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: word word word, to the bird mark. Okay, guys are

875
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: so chickens, but I'm assuming you don't have a chicken. God,

876
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: that's just more like back to the that is, I mean, yeah, no,

877
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: thank you. Hens are birds. Stoping hens. Stop erasing heads

878
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: from bird pet discourse. No, guys are like always having chickens.

879
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: That's true. And if a guy can have a chicken

880
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: like a girl, a guy can date a girl with

881
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: a bird. I wonder if you're dating profiles, have a

882
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: little pick of the bird in there, her with the bird,

883
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 1: like a sexy photo of you and the bird. I

884
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 1: think you could get a whole new crew of guys

885
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: a bit sitting on your yeah with the bed, bed

886
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: with bed, a bird with a bird. I also think, like,

887
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: I mean, this is psychotic advice. Don't follow this, but

888
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: like start a tech talk, like have a bird talk,

889
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: like go viral, right, get guys in your DMS being

890
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: like I want to defeather you, I want to feed

891
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: you little seeds. And then it's like this whole like

892
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: sacks play where it's like your bed is now you

893
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: also need to wash your sheets because you're covered in

894
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: bird seed. I just have this terrifying. It's just the

895
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: sound of like flapping wings in a cage that really

896
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: like is the chirping not the flapping having that inside chirp? Yeah,

897
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: send us the pick of the bird. Also, I want

898
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 1: to know very curious. I know it is it like

899
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 1: a full like cockatoo, and it's like so large. I mean,

900
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 1: parrots are funny. It's also like where do you live? Okay,

901
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: if you live in Florida, Like parrot is funny, right

902
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: if you have because I've cleaned the house that was

903
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: a huge apartment, but they didn't take good care in

904
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: the behind the wall behind the parrot cage was covered

905
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 1: in ship nasty, disgusting. If you have an okay, weird jinks,

906
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: get out of my nest um. I have, Like sometimes

907
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: I do watch owl talks because like owls are so

908
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 1: psychotic um And I'm like, yeah, okay, headwig boots like

909
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: you are like me. I mean, first of all, there's

910
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: gonna be guys who are into it no matter what.

911
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: Guys are so into birding too, Like huge lenses saw

912
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: badass crew of male birders. They showed up to this

913
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: park in like souped up subar us like the race

914
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: car con kind of fast and the furious. They're all

915
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: in these like crazy kind of outdoor outfits. They all

916
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: have the hugest cameras. You know. That means you saw

917
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 1: this like drag Race crew. It's like, yeah on Long

918
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: Island like a drag race camera. Okay, so actually you

919
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: can find this. It's like super badass, like Wrong Side

920
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: of the Tracks guy who's gonna bird with the Oh.

921
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:07,360
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a New York base, but

922
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 1: I will throw out the link to this like birding

923
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: sanctuary where these badass guys go. My biggest piece of

924
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: advice to you, miss bird bird with a Bird is

925
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: like you need to actually be open to guys who

926
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 1: are in like who might have birds or into birds,

927
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: who are bird people. I can't just be like I'm

928
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 1: the only birdest here. Yeah, that's not gonna work because

929
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's like, oh, you want to be the

930
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: weird girl, but then you're mad that no one will

931
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,279
Speaker 1: date you because you're weird. Yeah, honey, do the math.

932
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: We gotta open up. And that's a lesson. I feel

933
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: like it goes across all of these questions. Open up, Yes,

934
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: open up. Okay, next call Hi. This is a club

935
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: kid calling from Nantucket, Massachusetts, a big, big fan of

936
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: the pod. I have two crush related questions. So I've

937
00:51:55,200 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: been kind of sleeping with this will call him best

938
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: friend of the pod and for a while now. And

939
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: he's a pretty well documented massous massage addict. And I

940
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: am historically never really liked giving people some people massages,

941
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:30,320
Speaker 1: but since I've been seeing him a bit, it turns

942
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 1: out that I end up massaging him all the time,

943
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: and now I'm kind of addicted to giving him massages.

944
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:41,240
Speaker 1: So I guess my question is should I be worried

945
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: about my new masseous Stockholm syndrome or should I be

946
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 1: feeling blessed because he's believed me of this big character

947
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 1: flaw of me not wanting to give people massages. Also,

948
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: second question short one, is it two lane now in

949
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two and now at that I'm over the

950
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: age of thirty to make someone a mixtape? Best? Okay? Well,

951
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: I have Wow, I have Wow. Oh my god. This

952
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: is like full Delilah Morning Show, like insane. I'm like crying,

953
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:26,439
Speaker 1: like is a spring quartet about to come in? Oh?

954
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: I wow? No idea who this color could be? Um? Um?

955
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: First off, yeah, color. I also know who you are,

956
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 1: and I think this guy sounds like a fucking sicko

957
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: and he's using you. Okay, I would I would walk

958
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: away with all these massages. Great. I think he's hit

959
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: the jackpot. He just discovered this newcake he didn't even

960
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: know he has. He likes to massage. That's cool. I

961
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 1: think he really lucked. This man forcing you. I didn't

962
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: hear any forcing in this story. It's not everything. It

963
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: sounds wildly consensual. If anything, that sounds too consensual to

964
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: greedy a little bit more attention. I yeah, I love.

965
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: That's called love. The language that's being used here too,

966
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: um all very respectful. I think it's so cool. Also

967
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: to make a mixtape. I think, like a few years ago,

968
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: it would be actually like too retro. Does he think

969
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: he means an actual physical object like a tape? That like,

970
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: because I don't know who this is for, but if

971
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: it were mean for example, like, I don't have a

972
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: GUESSI player, I am going to go out on a

973
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: limb here because I have no idea who this caller

974
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: is talking about, and I have never met him. I

975
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: don't know what he's like, but I'm getting actual mixtape

976
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 1: energy from him. Old school. He drives a tape tech yeah,

977
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: with that little wire and it's like this little gay handwriting. Also,

978
00:54:55,320 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: sorry to assume that you were This could be for me,

979
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: This could be for anyone, This could be for a bird.

980
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: Um right, I'm picturing this like a cute little drawing

981
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 1: on the cover of the tape and then on the

982
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: back cute little gay handwriting. So that's like, you know,

983
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: Debbie Gibson, right, um, something little eighties, and then it's

984
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:25,680
Speaker 1: maybe something little seventies, Debbie Harry, Yeah, yeah, all the debbies, Madonna, Vogue,

985
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 1: Lady Gogpokoker. So what if it weren't What if it

986
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: were a playlist? Though, Like, do you think that's a

987
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: little bit like phoned in to send someone a playlist?

988
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: Because remember that was part of the whole West Elm

989
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,959
Speaker 1: Caleb like drama, was that he was sending the same

990
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: playlist to like a bunch of different girls, and he

991
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: would like copy paste or whatever and like make a

992
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: new playlist and be like for Audra, and then you

993
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: could see that he had like seven other playlists that

994
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: were just like for Lily, for Stephanie, and they were

995
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: all the same songs. I think it's less special, but

996
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: I think it's like still like and you can be like, okay,

997
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: is this totally corny to give someone a playlist? But

998
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: I think it's like everyone still loves a playlist. I

999
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,879
Speaker 1: definitely like a playlist a lot better than just like when,

1000
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: because you know, like guys do like to send you

1001
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: random like YouTube links. Okay, this is a sidebar, but

1002
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:16,320
Speaker 1: I feel like tops are always sending YouTube links and

1003
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm just like, that's I'm good. No, it's so top

1004
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: to send a YouTube link because and it's like so now,

1005
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:23,920
Speaker 1: actually I have to click on it. My phone has

1006
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: to stay on it because then if I go to

1007
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: something else, oh yeah, I can't actually even listen to me.

1008
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: So I just have to like watch this whole thing.

1009
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: Not to put for someone on Blast, but DJ Physical

1010
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: Therapy he's always sending me a YouTube link top right,

1011
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: and you're just like, if I'm sitting at my computer, yes,

1012
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: I could open play it through my speakers, but like

1013
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not like and then you're like, oh, what

1014
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 1: was that song? And then you're like, oh, I can't

1015
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: find it in my text. And this is why I

1016
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: wish our friend just had Spotify instead of tid all exactly.

1017
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: The question is answered, Daniel needs to get on Spotify. Okay,

1018
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: Well that was a really um riveting group of calls.

1019
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 1: It was. I just thought of one really funny idea though,

1020
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: that I think for a gay guy to do. UM

1021
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 1: is like you do make a mixtape, but it's like

1022
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: of songs that like didn't really come out on CDs,

1023
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,439
Speaker 1: but you still have to buy the CDs. You're buying

1024
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: like the New Lady Gaga CD. You're buying like the

1025
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: new Carrie Underwood CD, and you make that into a mixtape.

1026
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 1: What the fuck did just say? I lost? You really

1027
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 1: really did not follow that. I was trying to mixed up.

1028
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:37,919
Speaker 1: You can only get on CD like deep cut Lady

1029
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: Gaga songs from her latest album. Yeah, I think it'd

1030
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: be funny to get like the New Lady Gaga album

1031
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: on CD, like at Target and then like me, okay,

1032
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: you buy it for like eighteen nine yes, and then

1033
00:57:50,040 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: you're like pressing play Okay, yeah, cute CDs CDs anyway, Um, sorry,

1034
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: burd girl stuff. I feel like a bird should fly

1035
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: in inlet on your shoulder right now, would really makes sense.

1036
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: Burg Girls love zds for data Burgirl get or zd

1037
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: um wow. Um, so I think yeah. To wrap things

1038
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: up one expand your network is basically what we're saying,

1039
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:28,680
Speaker 1: go after out, respond to dams, go after things, take

1040
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: your headphones out. Stop listening to podcasts, Listen to mixtapes,

1041
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: not pods, get low beds, be random on dates. It

1042
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be so planned out, because the fun

1043
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: will happen when you're not looking. Wait, okay, wait, oh

1044
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: should we do who are you in the book for

1045
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: this episode? Oh? Yes, okay, um? Who are your little girl?

1046
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: Who are you in the book? I mean, I've at

1047
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 1: times I've been the la gay who says that he's

1048
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: super hot and attractive, I can't find a boyfriend. I've

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Speaker 1: the Midwest. I usually am based in New York, but

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Speaker 1: I'm no, I'm in the Midwest. I think you're also

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Speaker 1: a little bird girl. Can I say we're both a

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Speaker 1: I mean that's true. If I went to a guy's

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Speaker 1: house and his red room was full of stuffed animals,

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Speaker 1: I would be like, back away slowly. But you guys

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Speaker 1: come over to my house and I have like seventeen

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Speaker 1: little bears and dogs in my bed, like this is lyon,

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Speaker 1: this is bear, and you will be sleeping with them,

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Speaker 1: so make friends. Okay, Wow, this was so fun. I

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Speaker 1: love hearing your voices so much. Really actually brings me

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Speaker 1: so much joy. Um, you guys are so fun. And

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Speaker 1: I love the regional diversity. Yeah, regional diversity, sexual diversity,

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Speaker 1: problem and advice diversity. I love diversity. I guess I

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Speaker 1: we're like, oh yeah, no, we love hearing again from

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Speaker 1: think they're super busy and there and they're cool, souped

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Speaker 1: up hond us. All right, we'll stick around for more

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Speaker 1: scintillating fucking sexy ass like horny shit that's going to

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Speaker 1: the VIP lounge Today, stick around beasts, Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: VIP lounge club kids. On this week's very special Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day edition, Lillian and I will be improvising a sex

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Speaker 1: diary on the fly in the style of New York's

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Speaker 1: magazine's infamous column Sex Diaries. Will be concocting an imaginary

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Speaker 1: week in the life of a New York City woman

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Speaker 1: and all the sectually has on this week's diary. Sadie

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Speaker 1: a thirty six year old graphic designer from Brooklyn Heights.

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Speaker 1: Monday morning, eight oh five am. I wake up exhausted

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Speaker 1: but totally horny. I got into this texting with my

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Speaker 1: ax A last night and we just texted and sexted

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Speaker 1: till four in the morning. I just bleached my asshole

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Speaker 1: the other day the super local spot that I just

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Speaker 1: tried out. I'm getting really into ass bleaching in my thirties.

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Speaker 1: Who knew I wasn't raised that way. So I grabbed

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Speaker 1: my vibrator, which I got at Babe Land in Prospect Heights.

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Speaker 1: It's a really awesome local sex toy store. I come

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Speaker 1: in two minutes and then I have to go because

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Speaker 1: I'm late to work at the graphic design for my workout,

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Speaker 1: and that was just a taste of the VIP Lounge.

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Speaker 1: The show is produced by sex therapist Meg murnaine with

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Speaker 1: editorial support from my ex husband Leon Nayfoku. We are

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Speaker 1: still in court figure out custody and my new husband

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Speaker 1: Andrew Persons and Madeline Kaplan are our child. Sorry to

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Speaker 1: drag you into all this. Our production manager is Percive Berlin.

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Speaker 1: She was an amazing couple's therapist, but I guess it's

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Speaker 1: not that amazing. Original themes on by Stephen Phillips Horst.

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Speaker 1: His music is quite erotic and on some solo divorce

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Speaker 1: mom nights, I throw it on and do a few

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Speaker 1: things to myself to the music. Artwork by Teddy Blanks

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Speaker 1: at Chips and Why I treated myself to a Teddy

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Speaker 1: Blanks after I got divorced and oh, I hated my

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Speaker 1: ex husband leon Nay Fox art And having this new

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Speaker 1: Teddy Blanks art that just says Lily in my new

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