WEBVTT - Enya was Hospitalized

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to this episode of Emergency in Drue. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not welcome back to this episode because we're not just

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<v Speaker 1>joining this episode. Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I say that

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. It's actually welcome back to emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been hospitalized.

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<v Speaker 1>She's sick, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>I help me.

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<v Speaker 4>That's crazy that you still have the the apron.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. I don't think I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>leave the hospital with this song.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like, I think you're supposed to take it off

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<v Speaker 3>before you leave. But I felt so sick that I

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<v Speaker 3>just I literally had jeans on under it. I put

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<v Speaker 3>on a shirt over it, and then I put on

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<v Speaker 3>a hoodie over that. So I walked out of that

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<v Speaker 3>hospital looking like I like.

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<v Speaker 2>Came in there in blood thios. Yeah, I bloed through.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was stabbed eighteen times.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not a vibe, y'all. I was so scary. Omaha, Nebraska,

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<v Speaker 1>count your fucking days, I swear to God.

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<v Speaker 3>No ya.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I was like, I went back to the hotel

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<v Speaker 1>because my phone was dying, and I was like, why

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<v Speaker 1>am I waiting in this lobby to literally get like

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<v Speaker 1>mononucleosis or some ship from like a random kid that

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<v Speaker 1>like walked.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck is mononucleosis.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like something you can only blood Mono.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's just Mono. Yeah, but I said the extended version.

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<v Speaker 3>Me when Mono makes me mad, So I have to

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<v Speaker 3>say it's full name to let let it know.

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<v Speaker 1>Me when me when I'm addressing mononucleosis, mono SI fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Sis oh, I see where you're going, damn and you's

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<v Speaker 4>destroying you. It's so far.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah. So I was back at the hotel and

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<v Speaker 1>like the cleaners were like picking up the room, and

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<v Speaker 1>I felt so awkward because I was just like standing still.

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<v Speaker 3>When I got into the room, they were still there,

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<v Speaker 3>and Drew literally was like standing out the window like

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<v Speaker 3>he was thinking about his next stop move, staring over

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<v Speaker 3>the skyline of Omaha, Nebraska, thinking about how he's going

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<v Speaker 3>to own the city one day.

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<v Speaker 5>Y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought fentanyl stock cryptocurrency called fentanyl when.

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<v Speaker 3>Drew came in the room, and he literally said to

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<v Speaker 3>me and Josh for me, and Josie was like, y'all, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>the tag bought fetanyl and it's like worth so much

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<v Speaker 3>money now or something like that, and me and Josh

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<v Speaker 3>were both like what because we didn't know.

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<v Speaker 6>That was a coin.

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<v Speaker 3>And in my head, I was like, damn my about to

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<v Speaker 3>start flipping buttinyl toody.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I was like chilling in the room and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just like hobbled in and laid on my made

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<v Speaker 1>bed sick, and I was like, oh, like this, this

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<v Speaker 1>is so infuriating, but I let it pass because you

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<v Speaker 1>were literally sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Well because she was making my bed and I felt

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<v Speaker 3>nauseous and I was like, bro, I literally need to

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<v Speaker 3>let down or I'm gonna die.

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<v Speaker 1>You laid on my bed with a bag of crackers

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<v Speaker 1>and like crush them in it like powderized like cracker

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<v Speaker 1>crumbs all over my bed.

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<v Speaker 3>There was issues the universe doesn't want us to do

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<v Speaker 3>this episode. Also, I keep seeing from the you Finder

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<v Speaker 3>and we look fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I don't know why you're saying I look crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I look good in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Big ass hat. Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I decided it's a normal sized hat for me. At least,

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<v Speaker 1>this is very normal. This is very this is average

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<v Speaker 1>size for me.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>No? But I said, you're used to big things. And

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<v Speaker 3>then he kept talking. I was like, in your butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>I put that hat in Drew's butt. That's why it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you always said? You're big things coming?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, big things come in. Earthquake coming soon. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you all right now, earthquakes come in. Also, I

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<v Speaker 1>should probably my penis coming soon. Let's go, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>I should probably explain why I was in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>So y'all don't think something actually dead serious happened.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's crazy is you got stabbed seventeen times.

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<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, but like that's not even the so for

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<v Speaker 3>someone like me, like I'm not like y'all, Like y'all

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<v Speaker 3>are the kind of people that get stabbed and you

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<v Speaker 3>complain about it about the person to take, like to

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<v Speaker 3>get stabbed, and I take it and stride.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is it is stronger.

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<v Speaker 1>It is interesting, Like how like people would just post

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<v Speaker 1>about them getting stabbed online and you don't. Yeah, they're different,

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<v Speaker 1>you're different.

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<v Speaker 3>And yes I did provoke the stabbing because I hit

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<v Speaker 3>someone in the face and they pulled out a knife

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<v Speaker 3>and I said, what are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>Stab me? Eighteen times?

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<v Speaker 3>And I stood there in their face for like ten minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>like emotionally terrorizing them until I push them.

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<v Speaker 2>To the at the edge and then they stabbed me.

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<v Speaker 3>But that doesn't need to be a part of the

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<v Speaker 3>story because I don't even give a fuck about being stabbed,

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<v Speaker 3>like the first time, and it's definitely not the last.

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<v Speaker 3>I plan on being stabbed at least three times a year,

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<v Speaker 3>So like, make sure my body is regenerating like rebooting.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know we could regenerate limbs technically, but it

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<v Speaker 1>would just like destroy our metabolisms.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like in sci fi movies when they're like when

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<v Speaker 3>they like reboot themselves to tell the last secret, but

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<v Speaker 3>it did all that rebooting killed them And yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we start about Oh wait, let me talk about me

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<v Speaker 3>being sick.

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<v Speaker 2>So y'all know I was sick like.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week and twisted.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all know I was say last week, I got better.

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<v Speaker 3>I was on my A game, so happy to live life,

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<v Speaker 3>having the best time ever in Omaha, Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was lit. I love Omaha.

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<v Speaker 3>We went to Nebraska for a college show and John

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<v Speaker 3>Lincoln night of the college show. Right before, at like

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<v Speaker 3>three point forty, I had Chipotle. I had half of

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<v Speaker 3>a Chipotle bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>And I felt fine. I felt fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 3>I did have a headache, like all day that was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of building up until at the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>My head hurt so fucking bad that it was making

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<v Speaker 3>me nauseous. I also, I blame it on I've never

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<v Speaker 3>had raisin canes, and I had raisin canes in Lincoln, Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 3>All I had was one chicken tender or a piece of

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<v Speaker 3>toad and a few French fries. Because my head was

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<v Speaker 3>hurting so bad that it was already making me nauseous,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, I don't feel good,

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<v Speaker 3>so I didn't eat the rest of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Got back to the hotel, was laying in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Was so mad because me and Drew's favorite activity when

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<v Speaker 3>we go, like to a college show is to get

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of snacks and pig out and watch a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was watching Drew have his feet.

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<v Speaker 1>It was late. Yeah, we posted it. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Will insert the photos.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, so nauseous, but I was so hungry.

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<v Speaker 3>But I knew like I had hit that point in nausea,

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<v Speaker 3>like I am a big stomach ache person.

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<v Speaker 2>Like something about me is I'm gonna have a stomach ache, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna let everybody know she has this.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna complain about it until it goes away,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when it goes away, I'm gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore, and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna let everybody know it went away. I have to

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<v Speaker 3>let everybody know that the soul has entered and then

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<v Speaker 3>exited my body, because I think low kis like stomach

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<v Speaker 3>aches are like souls trying to speak to me, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like it's okay, no oh, but you get to say

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<v Speaker 3>that you hear explosions when you go to sleep, when

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<v Speaker 3>you hear people talking, I'm the crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I literally do. I saw like this video where

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I don't remember what the context was, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a bunch of like whispering and like

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<v Speaker 1>people saying this person's name and like all this shit,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were like, this is what it sounds like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, this is what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally almost every single night I go to sleep plus

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<v Speaker 1>explosions and big loud sound.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just like, I've never experienced this, so I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like I can't imagine it that's not like to me,

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<v Speaker 3>when you do that, it sounds like the beginning of

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<v Speaker 3>a movie where like someone's in the hospital's like and

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<v Speaker 3>there's like this and then eyes open.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what Drew's falling.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>But whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>That night, I'm really nauseous. And also what's so funny

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<v Speaker 3>is Drew was eating his feet and I was actually

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<v Speaker 3>so hungry because my head hurt so bad. I took

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<v Speaker 3>an I'd be perforent. It didn't work, and I was like, fucking,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna take an edible to like just like put

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<v Speaker 3>me to sleep and like get rid of my headache.

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<v Speaker 3>My head went away, but my nausea was like still

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<v Speaker 3>really intense. So I was just laying down about to

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<v Speaker 3>go to sleep, and Drew was like, I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>because you need to eat, eat, and like he kept

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<v Speaker 3>trying to offer me like candy and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It was because that's normally, like you always complained about

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<v Speaker 1>having a stomach ache and then you eat and it

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<v Speaker 1>goes away. Yeah, I know, So that was my reasoning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so it made sense.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was at that point in nausea that I

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<v Speaker 3>knew that food would just make me throw up, and

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<v Speaker 3>I hate throwing up. I'm so scared of it. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is disgusting. So if you have

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<v Speaker 3>a throwing up fear, keep listening because like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna throw up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna talk about it. But I fall asleep,

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<v Speaker 2>knock out.

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<v Speaker 3>I wake up around Like I fell asleep at two am,

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<v Speaker 3>and I woke up around three and I was laying

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<v Speaker 3>diagonally on the bed and I opened my eyes and

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<v Speaker 3>I felt so fucking nauseous and like I couldn't move

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<v Speaker 3>and if I moved, I would be like I would

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<v Speaker 3>throw up. I hate, but I didn't want to throw up,

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<v Speaker 3>so I was I literally I wanted to move so bad,

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<v Speaker 3>but I knew if I did, I would throw up.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just went back to sleep. Like I closed

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<v Speaker 2>my eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm just gonna go back to sleep

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<v Speaker 3>in this position, even though it's uncomfortable. Woke back up

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<v Speaker 3>at four am. I was like, all right, it's not

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<v Speaker 3>going away, Like I need to just get up and

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I went ran threw up. Second time in my life

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<v Speaker 2>I've had Chipotle come up on.

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<v Speaker 3>What was it called digested. I had full grains of

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<v Speaker 3>rice coming out. Yes, very nasty. Second time that's happened

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<v Speaker 3>to me with Chipotle something this fuck around with you,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm gonna sue you, bitch, because that's abnormal. I

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<v Speaker 3>threw up, thinking it's fine. I'm like, all right, cool,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I feel better, I'm gonna go to sleep. I

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<v Speaker 3>brush my teeth. I drank a bunch of water to rehydrate.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, the rest of my toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did, because I had to brush my teeth

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<v Speaker 2>like eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Times because of how much I was she melted her

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<v Speaker 1>enamel off of her teeth.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>At one point I did like think about that, and

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<v Speaker 3>I stopped brushing my teeth with just gross. But I

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<v Speaker 3>went back to bed, thinking like, bro, like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>wake up tomorrow. We're gonna get out of the flight

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<v Speaker 3>and fucking leaveing Nebraska.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 3>An hour later, I woke back up, threw up all

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<v Speaker 3>the water I drank, and I was like, okay, not normal,

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<v Speaker 3>but maybe I shouldn't have chogged all that water. Brush

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<v Speaker 3>my teeth again, went back to bed, took a few

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<v Speaker 3>SIPs of water, thinking like, oh, it's chill, fell back asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>An hour later, again woke up and threw up.

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<v Speaker 3>That happened four more times that I would go to bed,

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<v Speaker 3>fall asleep for an hour, wake up, throw up, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I like would just start. I felt so bad

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<v Speaker 3>because Drew was also just awake the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, it was so Scaryoh, it was so loud and scary,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was also like the traumatizing type of throat

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<v Speaker 1>where like you already threw up all their shit out

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<v Speaker 1>of your stomach and your body's just like trying to

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<v Speaker 1>eradicate the poison. So it's just like trying to like

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<v Speaker 1>get it out of you, but there's nothing left in

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<v Speaker 1>you to get out. Yeah, it's too late dry heaving.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>And my shoulders and chest and throat were sore for

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<v Speaker 3>like three days.

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<v Speaker 1>I was your throat sore because we shared a room.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't like Okay, yeah wait, but tell them how I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like the best boyfriend, I'm like boyfriend material for we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into it. I'll finish your story of it.

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<v Speaker 3>But basically, I just woke up at one point and

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<v Speaker 3>I felt no auxious again. I just woke up, put

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<v Speaker 3>some fucking uggs on, put jeans on it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to the hospital because I like can't do this.

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<v Speaker 3>And I couldn't drink water, I couldn't eat anything. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I just need to go to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Went to the hospital. They pumped me with like ivy

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<v Speaker 3>fluids and stuff, but it took like an hour for

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<v Speaker 3>them to do it because which it makes sense because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just there because of food poisoning basically, And there's

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<v Speaker 3>other bitches who actually just like got hit by a

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<v Speaker 3>car challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>So someone when I was waiting in the lobby, had

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<v Speaker 1>like a literal hole in their skull and like had

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<v Speaker 1>an eye patch on and blood just like all down

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<v Speaker 1>their body and sure.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was back there being like, oh my stomach curve,

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<v Speaker 3>so I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they pump me with liquid iv and like

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<v Speaker 2>no liquid.

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<v Speaker 1>IVY, shout out liquid ivy.

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<v Speaker 2>They put liquid ivy in.

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<v Speaker 1>I directly did the bloodstream. I found out something that

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<v Speaker 1>if the liquid iv tastes salty, you need it, and

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<v Speaker 1>if it tastes or no, no, no, you don't need it,

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<v Speaker 1>and if it tastes good, you need it. But that

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<v Speaker 1>could just be like internet lower.

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<v Speaker 2>Ship, that might be internet lore because I always had this.

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<v Speaker 1>I love flavor.

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<v Speaker 3>I love like plain liquid IV that's a kind of salty,

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't really like Like I like electrolytes with

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<v Speaker 3>no flavor, Like if I get the juice one I

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<v Speaker 3>get coconut and everybody makes fun for it, but like

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<v Speaker 3>it's like coconut water flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna taste like semen. I'm sorry, I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Say it, and it does.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm practicing now what now what I'm practicing?

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<v Speaker 2>Guys who practicing for drews.

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<v Speaker 6>Pel e yo yo yo?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, finish your vomits?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, okay, sorry whatever. Basically, it's so fucking uninteresting.

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<v Speaker 3>I just literally went back to the hotel and I

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<v Speaker 3>woke up hourly after getting my ivy and everything, I

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<v Speaker 3>shit crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Boots at the fucking hospital. I threw it up again.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit reached. It was thick, like a cloud of shit. Stinks, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>The room smelt like vomit and shit. It was so gross.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fucking disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>And I feel like, usually I am like such a

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<v Speaker 3>hygiene freak, but I was so sick that I like

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't brushing my teeth and I didn't shower for like

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<v Speaker 3>two days because I was.

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<v Speaker 2>So fucking sick. I was scared to stand in the shower.

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<v Speaker 3>But I got back to the hotel after they pumped

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<v Speaker 3>me with everything, and I literally slept all fucking day.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't even stay awake.

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<v Speaker 3>I got back to the hotel and I slept all

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<v Speaker 3>day and I would wake up every like two hours,

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<v Speaker 3>eat two crackers, a bite of a banana, some water,

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<v Speaker 3>and knock back out.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it literally was like I was like slowly.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I feel awesome, and no one talks about

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<v Speaker 3>like the lit feeling after being sick, because I had

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<v Speaker 3>just been sick the week before and I was saying

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<v Speaker 3>like I can't sing and dance.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so sad. I can't sing and dance.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was back to singing and dancing, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I just had it happen again, and I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, God, like life is so beautiful. I can

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<v Speaker 3>sing and dance. I can literally sing it. I can jump,

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<v Speaker 3>sing and dance.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you drink the water at the university, like the

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<v Speaker 1>sink water? Yeah no, because I drink sink water and

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<v Speaker 1>electrocuted me. It literally electrocuted me. I'm not kidding. It

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<v Speaker 1>literally shocked me. When I was like running my hands

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<v Speaker 1>under it, and I was just like whatever, bro like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that deep, but I kept doing it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe, like you just don't have an ironclad

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<v Speaker 1>stomach like mine, and it got you because like half

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<v Speaker 1>the time the water at universities are non podable, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're not supposed to drink it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do that, and you always do that when

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<v Speaker 3>there's like they always give us water bottles, they always

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<v Speaker 3>give us bottles of water, and there's always a fountain.

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<v Speaker 3>So Duror just does it because he likes drinking out

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<v Speaker 3>of his fucking hand or putting his head.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very primal. I just did it, like when we

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<v Speaker 1>were fixing the mic, I went drink sink water.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is not like you were going to die.

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<v Speaker 3>And well, I guess I don't care either, like it

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<v Speaker 3>actually won it fair like now that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 3>when it FaZe me, yeah, literally, i'd be like I

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<v Speaker 3>might be happy, Wait what like if you done it

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<v Speaker 3>might be happy?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuckp No, But I'm like boyfriend material y,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like wifey Like no, I'm like husband material for Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to the hospital within you and on

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<v Speaker 1>the way to the hospital and it was like, Drew

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<v Speaker 1>just leave, just like go like like just go, and

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<v Speaker 1>I knew she didn't actually mean that. I knew she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't ask said.

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<v Speaker 3>One time in an audio, and I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to get on the plane, I like,

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<v Speaker 3>full respect, it sucks to stay here for.

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<v Speaker 1>Another and I was like no, like, I'm here with

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<v Speaker 1>my girl, Like that's all I do is I'm here

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<v Speaker 1>to protect ya, Like that is my vibe. I commuted

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital with her. I got to so many illnesses.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just like scary.

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<v Speaker 2>He was there for like ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not taken back.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I did that. I did that. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep crazy because when we got there, the front desk

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<v Speaker 3>lady was being so mean to me, because it makes

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<v Speaker 3>it makes sense though, like I visibly looked healthy. I

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<v Speaker 3>like walked in by myself. They asked if I needed

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<v Speaker 3>to care healthy girl. You look dishoveled like it was scary.

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<v Speaker 3>It was really scary, and you fucking reeked. They should

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<v Speaker 3>have smelt you and taken you back immediately. But yeah, me,

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<v Speaker 3>it fucked and I like I started. Also, I rarely

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<v Speaker 3>get sick to that point. Usually when I'm sick, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do it anymore. That's a lie because I

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<v Speaker 3>do it all the time. But when I get sick,

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<v Speaker 3>I literally just thug it out and someone will.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like, hey, want to get lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like yeah, just so you know, I have sore

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<v Speaker 3>throw and I like feel like throwing up and they're

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<v Speaker 3>like okay, and I'm like okay, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll literally just go out and chill with them.

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<v Speaker 3>But I I'm not like COVID spreading, but usually when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sick, it doesn't actually put me into that state.

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<v Speaker 3>So then whenever I've ever gotten that sick, it freaks

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<v Speaker 3>me out because I'm not used to getting sick. So

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<v Speaker 3>she was being mean as fuck to me. Also like

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<v Speaker 3>she low key had dyslexia, which isn't like a dig

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<v Speaker 3>at her, but she was yelling at me. But I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, girl, I can tell because I have a

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<v Speaker 3>friend right next to me who also has dyslexia, that

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<v Speaker 3>you have dyslexia. She like, she goes, what's your birthday

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<v Speaker 3>and give me your ID? And I was like okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like saying my birthday, I give her my ID.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I didn't ask for you, I need your ID.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I literally like I'm like, what,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and then I'm spelling my name to her and

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<v Speaker 3>she was like, what's your first and last name?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm spelling it.

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<v Speaker 3>Mind you were in the middle of but fuck Nebraska,

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<v Speaker 3>there are not many any humans or as uman's.

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<v Speaker 1>Or as She was like, your name is Enya, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, girl, you're being crazy right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then she like couldn't like hear me, even

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<v Speaker 3>though I was being very clear of how to spell it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, your name is literally Enya. Like that just hit

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<v Speaker 1>me right now, Like that's crazy, Like no, just like

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<v Speaker 1>I've never like thought of your name, Like I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to explain it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're visualizing it and like the play letter, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>animated it like the name is Enya.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>But she couldn't spell my name and then she was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to hear me, couldn't and.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, she's just give me your ID, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, So I just gave her my ID.

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<v Speaker 3>She gets my ID and then she goes your first

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<v Speaker 3>name stops at Enya, and I was like, okay, what

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<v Speaker 3>is happening? Like I don't know what's happening, but I

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<v Speaker 3>genuinely think she might have had like deslexia, because her

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<v Speaker 3>reading it to me felt like when I'm watching you

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<v Speaker 3>read something on your iPhone to me, which isn't a

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<v Speaker 3>dig at her. I could just tell, but she was

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<v Speaker 3>being really mean to me about it, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>what the fuck? So then I started crying because I

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<v Speaker 3>also started to get really nauseous from having to speak

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<v Speaker 3>with her so much. And then she started to feel

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<v Speaker 3>bad because I looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>She got nice and she was like, go, you go,

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<v Speaker 1>He'll help me with your insurance. So I stood back

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<v Speaker 1>with the mean lady and gave her Enya's insurance. It

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<v Speaker 1>was scary, y'all. She was yelling at me, well, anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting in the lobby like having a panic attack

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, and you might not make it through this,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was really traumatizing for me, and I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I need to go back to the hotel and

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<v Speaker 1>like pack our bags. Is our flight flas couple hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I was like, we got to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel. I'm going to go pack our bags just

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<v Speaker 1>in case they does feel better. So I go back

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<v Speaker 1>and I pack all of our shit up and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like doing my thing and I'm chilling in the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel and then like I start thinking and it like

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<v Speaker 1>gets like to like fucking two or some shit, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, we have to be at the airport

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<v Speaker 1>right now. We're not making this flight. So I call

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<v Speaker 1>American Airlines and I like like, yo, like, is there

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<v Speaker 1>any way we can get our flight changed up tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, y'all didn't book the flights where

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<v Speaker 1>you can change it same day. And I was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's in the hospital. Does that change anything? And she

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<v Speaker 1>was like he was like yeah, yeah, yeah, Like let

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<v Speaker 1>me look into this, and like he got us our

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<v Speaker 1>flights changed. I still have to pay like one hundred

0:18:50.840 --> 0:18:53.280
<v Speaker 1>and sixty dollars each, which is fucking insane, but it

0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:57.200
<v Speaker 1>was better than like seven hundred dollars each, and then

0:18:57.240 --> 0:19:00.080
<v Speaker 1>I like get our hotel extended, and I'm just like

0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally embossing up, like doing the whole damn thing,

0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:06.320
<v Speaker 1>like it was crazy. And then I get then I'm like, oh, fuck,

0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.399
<v Speaker 1>like the room is dirty. I'm gonna pick up. And

0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:10.560
<v Speaker 1>then I had like them come up and clean the room,

0:19:10.840 --> 0:19:13.400
<v Speaker 1>and like I was, I was just like like yeah,

0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:15.760
<v Speaker 1>you were doing good doing things like I was doing

0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.160
<v Speaker 1>the thing. Kay's over here like like damn, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, I'm like a little bit jealous.

0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:22.680
<v Speaker 2>And I came and I.

0:19:22.600 --> 0:19:24.639
<v Speaker 3>Blew up the bathroom, so all that cleaning my fucking

0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:28.879
<v Speaker 3>the bathroom ripped by Suitcado opened that he packed for

0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.000
<v Speaker 3>me and like ripped every out trying.

0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.719
<v Speaker 1>To I folded everything nicely. No, and then, like the

0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:38.000
<v Speaker 1>real tea is at night, I ordered Sonic for dinner

0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:40.560
<v Speaker 1>because I I haven't had Sonic in a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>well since I was in Texas last and I was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Also on top of that, he went to a basketball

0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:47.119
<v Speaker 3>game that night because there just so happened to be

0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:49.159
<v Speaker 3>like a game he wanted to see. Yeah, March Madness

0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:51.000
<v Speaker 3>was happening in our hotel. He went to a basketball

0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:52.879
<v Speaker 3>game and came back with a fucking hot dog and

0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:54.199
<v Speaker 3>some tinfoil so with.

0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:55.800
<v Speaker 1>I walked out the corner of a.

0:19:57.080 --> 0:20:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Five hours before he ordered Sonic.

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<v Speaker 3>On top of that, mind your bed rotting, and I

0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:07.159
<v Speaker 3>can't eat anything other than saltine crackers.

0:20:06.680 --> 0:20:14.040
<v Speaker 1>And whose fault is that, lokey yours? Yeah? True? But anyways, well, yeah,

0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:15.399
<v Speaker 1>I did go to a March Madness game. It was

0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:17.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking lit and everything I wanted it to be. And

0:20:17.040 --> 0:20:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I'll end it there so y'all don't freak the fuck.

0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:21.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he left me alone in the hotel room and

0:20:21.800 --> 0:20:23.720
<v Speaker 3>I could have died in my sleep. Actually, good thing

0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:26.800
<v Speaker 3>you left, because I wasn't hang out a bowl like

0:20:26.840 --> 0:20:27.959
<v Speaker 3>I just was dead asleep.

0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I asked you, like several times. I was like, are

0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:31.000
<v Speaker 1>you sure you want me to go? You need it.

0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:33.359
<v Speaker 1>I need it. I needed that after taking care of

0:20:33.440 --> 0:20:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you all day. It was really it was really scary.

0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:35.840
<v Speaker 6>For the mother.

0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:38.880
<v Speaker 1>But I order. I did bring him a hot dog,

0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.680
<v Speaker 1>and I walked, like I'm not kidding, like a mile

0:20:41.760 --> 0:20:44.919
<v Speaker 1>and a half like away from the gymnasium because everyone

0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:47.399
<v Speaker 1>was like trying or from the stadium because everyone was

0:20:47.400 --> 0:20:49.359
<v Speaker 1>calling ubers and I was walking with like a hot

0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:51.199
<v Speaker 1>dog in my hand and a Pepsi that I had

0:20:51.320 --> 0:20:53.280
<v Speaker 1>ordered like as I was walking out, because I was like,

0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:55.080
<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be good as fuck for dinner tonight.

0:20:55.160 --> 0:20:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I get back to the hotel, I order Sonic and

0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:00.800
<v Speaker 1>it sits out because I know, let my food like

0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:05.000
<v Speaker 1>get cold, because I'm a monster, and it's sitting at

0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:06.800
<v Speaker 1>the edge of my bed and it gets like to bedtime,

0:21:06.840 --> 0:21:09.800
<v Speaker 1>and he already passed out really early, and I'm like, fuck,

0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:11.440
<v Speaker 1>why I need to eat this before I go to bed.

0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:13.119
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, this is my dream situation, Like

0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:15.680
<v Speaker 1>I can go to sleep before midnight. Like this is

0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:19.080
<v Speaker 1>a fucking vibe for me. So I like literally start

0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:20.720
<v Speaker 1>pulling my food out of the bag and I realized

0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:22.159
<v Speaker 1>it's like loud as fuck. So you know what I

0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:25.240
<v Speaker 1>do to protect enya. I take my food to the

0:21:25.320 --> 0:21:27.399
<v Speaker 1>fucking bathroom and I eat it on the floor of

0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:29.320
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom with that door shut so I don't wake

0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:29.960
<v Speaker 1>up in yet.

0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:31.919
<v Speaker 3>And I was still kind of awake, and I told

0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:33.920
<v Speaker 3>the next day that I heard him starting to crinkle

0:21:33.960 --> 0:21:36.280
<v Speaker 3>everything because I was like asleep, but not in a

0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:38.280
<v Speaker 3>deep enough since I'd slept all day. I was still

0:21:38.320 --> 0:21:41.080
<v Speaker 3>really exhausted, but I wasn't in a deep enough sleep

0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:42.639
<v Speaker 3>that I couldn't hear what was around me.

0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:45.320
<v Speaker 2>And I heard the back start to crinkle. And also,

0:21:45.600 --> 0:21:48.439
<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate small sounds. They drive me crazy. So

0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:49.359
<v Speaker 2>I was laying that.

0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:50.480
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh my god, this is about to

0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:52.720
<v Speaker 3>be the worst like twenty eight minutes of my life

0:21:52.760 --> 0:21:55.960
<v Speaker 3>because I'm gonna hear Drew crinkle through his sonic and

0:21:56.119 --> 0:21:58.600
<v Speaker 3>I you're also so lit because I'd made a comment

0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:00.919
<v Speaker 3>about how the night before I was so when I

0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:01.920
<v Speaker 3>was like throwing up a bunch.

0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:03.440
<v Speaker 2>We had raising canes in the.

0:22:03.840 --> 0:22:06.439
<v Speaker 3>In the room with us, like it was in the

0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:10.640
<v Speaker 3>room with us, and it smelt so bad overnight, Like.

0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:11.560
<v Speaker 2>It was so disgusting.

0:22:11.680 --> 0:22:15.480
<v Speaker 3>We fucking treated that hotel room like literally an abandoned house,

0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:16.160
<v Speaker 3>like it was really fun.

0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:20.200
<v Speaker 1>It was our trap. Yeah, was like for sure, but yeah.

0:22:20.000 --> 0:22:21.800
<v Speaker 3>I heard him go into the bathroom and I was like,

0:22:21.840 --> 0:22:23.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't There's no way he's gonna eat in there,

0:22:23.560 --> 0:22:24.000
<v Speaker 3>and he did.

0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I wanted you to sleep. I needed you

0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:28.879
<v Speaker 1>to sleep, nead.

0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Me to wrest up so we could get the fuck

0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:31.159
<v Speaker 2>out of the No.

0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:33.439
<v Speaker 1>I would have like not cared if we were still there. Like,

0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I like literally loved it there. Everyone was so fucking nice,

0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Like I like also like everybody like I must like

0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:41.840
<v Speaker 1>have aura or something, because everybody wanted to like have

0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:42.720
<v Speaker 1>a conversation with you.

0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:44.960
<v Speaker 3>Nobody wanted to talk to me, which I actually like

0:22:45.040 --> 0:22:45.960
<v Speaker 3>am offended by.

0:22:46.040 --> 0:22:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Like everybody would just like start chopping it up.

0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:50.600
<v Speaker 4>And it's because you were in a hospital. Gown covered and.

0:22:50.520 --> 0:22:54.959
<v Speaker 5>Shit covered in red and you smell like shit also,

0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.160
<v Speaker 5>And then the other times when I wasn't sick when

0:22:57.240 --> 0:22:58.919
<v Speaker 5>we got there, I was the highest fucking scared of

0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:00.480
<v Speaker 5>everybody I saw, because I was like, oh my god,

0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:01.280
<v Speaker 5>people live here.

0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm so scared.

0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:07.000
<v Speaker 3>But that first day there was magical though it was

0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:10.119
<v Speaker 3>also that's probably what added to my like I was

0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:13.480
<v Speaker 3>not treating my stomach correctly, especially four days after being

0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 3>sick already.

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's like the point of the college shows for

0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:18.080
<v Speaker 1>us is like we get to do a college show,

0:23:18.400 --> 0:23:21.199
<v Speaker 1>we also get to like live in a hotel and

0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 1>like experience what it was like to be sixteen again,

0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:25.320
<v Speaker 1>like hanging out with each other for the first time,

0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.960
<v Speaker 1>and we order the worst food you can possibly eat

0:23:27.960 --> 0:23:30.680
<v Speaker 1>and put in your body because it's like vacation. Calories

0:23:30.720 --> 0:23:34.600
<v Speaker 1>don't count, Like that's the whole vie. Guys, I don't

0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:36.280
<v Speaker 1>actually calorie count, Like.

0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:39.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh girl, we fu we see what you eat, Like

0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't think there's a stingle parts on this way.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's like, guys, we need to help Drew like he's

0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 2>literally not.

0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:48.320
<v Speaker 4>I think Drew actually eats the most calorically dense foods,

0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:50.440
<v Speaker 4>saying I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Something I like yours breaking records. Oh the fucking meal.

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<v Speaker 1>So on Wingstop, I ordered like like five tenders and

0:23:59.600 --> 0:24:03.480
<v Speaker 1>then an extra two tenders because I wanted five limon pepper.

0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I've been transitioning to limon pepper, like the limon pepper

0:24:05.920 --> 0:24:09.120
<v Speaker 1>goes crazy and then I get I get two mild

0:24:09.160 --> 0:24:11.919
<v Speaker 1>wings and then I get a side of fries and

0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:14.040
<v Speaker 1>a large coke and that's like been my like, go

0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 1>to order seven tinders not wings, And on the app,

0:24:19.200 --> 0:24:21.560
<v Speaker 1>it like showed me like how many calories it was,

0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:24.520
<v Speaker 1>and it was like three eight hundred calories that I

0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:28.600
<v Speaker 1>just like eight in one sitting with Pistaschio butter, stay on.

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<v Speaker 3>Top of like Pistaschio butter, take five like leftover Chipotle

0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:35.240
<v Speaker 3>and in an outberger Like what Drew.

0:24:35.119 --> 0:24:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Does all day is cool? Any Yeah, he gathers all day.

0:24:39.720 --> 0:24:41.159
<v Speaker 2>So if anybody eats.

0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Anything or goes out to eat anything, or like makes something,

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:46.399
<v Speaker 3>and you offered him like I could make maca cheese

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:50.359
<v Speaker 3>right now at fucking twelve thirty PM, ask her if

0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:50.840
<v Speaker 3>he wants somebody.

0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:52.720
<v Speaker 2>He's like no, but maybe I'll dig into it later,

0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:53.600
<v Speaker 2>So just leave it out.

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:55.480
<v Speaker 3>And he wants you to leave it out and then

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:58.200
<v Speaker 3>later on he goes around and like picks up all

0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 3>the leftover food, like Josh actual food last night, and

0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Drew was like, oh, I'll eat it. And like earlier

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 3>in the day, in the day they went to In

0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 3>and Out and I came home and.

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>There was just a burger there and I was like, Oh,

0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 2>who's this is? Andrew was like mine. I didn't even

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:12.600
<v Speaker 2>question because it was like four pm. I was like, yeah,

0:25:12.640 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 2>that's his dinner.

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:17.920
<v Speaker 4>I had a kind of like great depression mindset.

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:20.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that I'm like a literally squirrel, like collecting my

0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 1>fucking food for the winter every night. Like I had

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:25.960
<v Speaker 1>like a box of fish and chips, I had an

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:29.800
<v Speaker 1>In and Out burger. Dude, I'm not I'm not playing

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:35.880
<v Speaker 1>like the pistachio butter, like mixing or dipping a recias

0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>stick into the pistaschio butter and eating it is like

0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:40.800
<v Speaker 1>literally so good it Like I'm telling you on now,

0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:41.439
<v Speaker 1>we're not talking.

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:42.560
<v Speaker 2>About how I'm WiFi material.

0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh you are.

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:45.879
<v Speaker 3>Saw that pistachio butter two times in one day and

0:25:46.000 --> 0:25:48.120
<v Speaker 3>was like I want that. But because he's like frugal

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:50.600
<v Speaker 3>and like busy collecting for his dinner, he didn't want

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 3>to buy it for himself, and I went back to

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:55.520
<v Speaker 3>the spot we saw it at and I was like, actually,

0:25:55.560 --> 0:25:57.120
<v Speaker 3>I should have bought that because I was like, way

0:25:57.160 --> 0:25:59.199
<v Speaker 3>too overpriced, but I felt like inclined to because of

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:00.360
<v Speaker 3>the interaction I but.

0:26:00.400 --> 0:26:03.800
<v Speaker 2>I the cashier heard me say, I like grabbed in.

0:26:03.840 --> 0:26:05.000
<v Speaker 3>I was talking to it, and I was like, I'm

0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:07.160
<v Speaker 3>gonna get it for my friend, Like whatever, I'm gonna

0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 3>get it for Drew, Like Drew really wants this. He

0:26:08.720 --> 0:26:10.359
<v Speaker 3>I saw him keep talking about it, and like, I

0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:12.080
<v Speaker 3>think he'll be happy if he came home and saw it.

0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:14.320
<v Speaker 3>So I go and get it, and then the friends

0:26:14.359 --> 0:26:16.679
<v Speaker 3>like oh, Like the cashier was like, oh, that's so sweet,

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:17.879
<v Speaker 3>just to let you know.

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:18.919
<v Speaker 2>It's thirty one dollars.

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Thirty one dollars one fuck.

0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:23.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, because pistachios are like rare.

0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Are Like no, it's like a nice County want for Italy.

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I need to like savor that shit because.

0:26:32.240 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 2>You're stinking kit Cats Reese's.

0:26:34.200 --> 0:26:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Pieces and like fucking all this like that's like blasphemy.

0:26:37.400 --> 0:26:38.120
<v Speaker 2>It's no.

0:26:38.240 --> 0:26:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean that's the way it's like when you get

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:42.840
<v Speaker 3>like when people buy something nice for themselves, I think

0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:44.679
<v Speaker 3>they should use the fuck out of it and really

0:26:44.760 --> 0:26:46.960
<v Speaker 3>like not destroy it, but like put it to use

0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 3>because you got it and you should enjoy it.

0:26:49.000 --> 0:26:53.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what you're doing, pocket pee word what.

0:26:54.800 --> 0:26:57.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if that's okay. I mean I think

0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:59.760
<v Speaker 4>to use you are technically right? Yeah, technically right.

0:27:00.080 --> 0:27:02.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, guys, am I inexpired? Twink?

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? No, no, no, no, I I know a few expire?

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 2>Let me stop?

0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 1>Fuck?

0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Should we name them? Should we name who aspires?

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:22.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't think you're inspired, twink, because like the era,

0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 3>everybody clean.

0:27:23.720 --> 0:27:26.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I was never this was This was a

0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>trick fucking question and you'll all fell I'm supposed to say, oh,

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.879
<v Speaker 1>you were never a swing. You were never a swing.

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>You know what.

0:27:35.320 --> 0:27:37.119
<v Speaker 3>Now I'm not gonna finish because I'm literally about to

0:27:37.160 --> 0:27:39.160
<v Speaker 3>go in and protect the funk out of you, bitch,

0:27:39.160 --> 0:27:41.440
<v Speaker 3>and guess what, you're sweak with that stupid big ass

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:46.480
<v Speaker 3>fuck you?

0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 1>What the hell? No, I would never wish that, Oh

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 1>my god, you.

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Know what they say, I would never say that. I

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:56.840
<v Speaker 2>don't know who said I said. I was gonna say,

0:27:57.040 --> 0:27:57.600
<v Speaker 2>y'all need to.

0:27:57.600 --> 0:28:00.919
<v Speaker 3>Stop because when y'all pictures that say tweak you just

0:28:00.960 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 3>were like eight years old, so you didn't know the vibes.

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.720
<v Speaker 3>But that was every guy's vibe, was like oh, I'm

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 3>so like put together and like.

0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Little yup yup.

0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:15.000
<v Speaker 3>No, that literally was the vibe if you look at

0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:19.040
<v Speaker 3>every guy's vibe during like Okay, yes, it doesn't help

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:21.680
<v Speaker 3>that you were only posting about Beyonce and Lonay and.

0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Like no because they're hot.

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 3>I think that's where it gets mixed up because also

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 3>you were like posted.

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Up with you were kind of.

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:36.399
<v Speaker 1>No no no no no no no, that's all I

0:28:36.480 --> 0:28:37.280
<v Speaker 1>get to drinking.

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Like battling your gaze. But but you're going to jail.

0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Like Drew Phillips frappuccino.

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I because I never got that vibe from you, and

0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:51.920
<v Speaker 3>I never was like also, I feel like you were

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:53.000
<v Speaker 3>straight passing too.

0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Everybody around you thought you were straight, which is kind

0:28:55.720 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 2>of crazy, but it's it's like it goes into showing

0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 2>like the vibe of that era.

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Do you get what I'm saying, Like nobody would have

0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 3>assumed anything, so I don't. I never thought you were

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 3>a twink. I never gave you the twink card period.

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:12.600
<v Speaker 3>You're more of like stink, like you're on that end,

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 3>like whatever that would be like a twink.

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm okay why I just needed to address that, and

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Kayu failed miserably.

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:24.200
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I sure said, yeah you mean otter death.

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 4>Otter death. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm working on it.

0:29:31.000 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I just think you're sexy.

0:29:32.520 --> 0:29:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I know you don't need a label, Okay, I know,

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.720
<v Speaker 1>Fuck I don't. I don't mean it.

0:29:38.160 --> 0:29:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Also, last night, I was like, fuck, what are we

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 3>gonna talk about on the podcast?

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know.

0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 3>get high, and like we were watching Snatch Game and stuff.

0:29:45.840 --> 0:29:47.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna think of something funny

0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 3>to say, Like it's gonna be funny, bitch.

0:29:49.360 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I came up stairs and we talked about Cocoa Trees

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 2>for an hour. That's all we did.

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:57.040
<v Speaker 3>We were just watching Cocoa Trees and I'm only mentioning

0:29:57.040 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 3>it again because.

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 2>I was talking to Josiah about it.

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:00.959
<v Speaker 3>I was like, fuck, I can't even like mention all

0:30:01.000 --> 0:30:03.720
<v Speaker 3>these things we're saying right now because we just talked

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 3>about Coco in the last episode, and people are gonna

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 3>be like, damn, they really like are obsessed with Coco,

0:30:08.120 --> 0:30:10.480
<v Speaker 3>but I am, and I decided we need to hold

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:13.720
<v Speaker 3>an event and hire Coco to do her Janet draft.

0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:17.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what I need. Like that would be fucking everything.

0:30:17.000 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 2>It would be so good.

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:19.920
<v Speaker 3>But Coco on Treesa was scaring me because I think

0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 3>she's been the same age for like eighteen years. Yeah,

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 3>and that's like RuPaul too, Like RuPaul's been the same age.

0:30:25.120 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 3>And also Bianca del Rio has been the same age

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 3>for eighteen years. Like Bianca del Rio has been whatever

0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:33.760
<v Speaker 3>age she is for eighteen plus.

0:30:33.800 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>She's a queen's queen.

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's the Queen's gamut of the queens. I've never

0:30:38.600 --> 0:30:40.000
<v Speaker 3>seen that show. I don't know why I saw that.

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.400
<v Speaker 1>I watched that all in like literally one.

0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 2>Sitting nerd bitch shit so boring. Is there sex in it?

0:30:47.240 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Actually like naked, Yeah, boobs, big boobs to everyone download.

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:56.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we did play with this hat.

0:30:56.200 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 2>For two hours.

0:30:57.240 --> 0:30:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we'll insert the videos now.

0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Literally I looked, threw up. We played with that haber

0:31:04.240 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 2>so long. Oh down here.

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 4>I swear my life was like before I saw that

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 4>image and then after wait show.

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:28.440
<v Speaker 6>First ye.

0:31:31.120 --> 0:31:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Get that one, bro, we played with that hat for

0:31:34.680 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>so long. The way it started was I.

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:42.680
<v Speaker 3>Was like talking about Zendaya or something, and nobody steal this.

0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Y'all better not steal my Halloween costume because I know

0:31:45.040 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 3>I have it.

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 4>Wait, you look so cute?

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:48.680
<v Speaker 2>Is there?

0:31:48.760 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 4>There's nothing like on that as far as like a

0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 4>filter goes right, Okay, it's just the hat that actually.

0:31:58.280 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Know I was.

0:31:58.760 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 4>I was just confirming that there wasn't. It's the hat.

0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 4>It balances out your face.

0:32:03.560 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I think, oh yeah, I got it.

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 3>When we put the filter on Josie, though, it made

0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 3>his head like actually like Tenny size. I don't know

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 3>why it did that to Josie. Josie's like had no head.

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 3>But the way that started was we were talking about

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:18.320
<v Speaker 3>how we were missing this hat for so long. We

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 3>brought it back from New York from that one trip

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 3>it went missing. We hadn't seen it in so long,

0:32:23.080 --> 0:32:25.200
<v Speaker 3>and I was to the point where I was accusing

0:32:25.280 --> 0:32:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Josie of low ki stealing it and selling it because

0:32:27.360 --> 0:32:29.120
<v Speaker 3>it's a cult of ours own hat, and I was

0:32:29.760 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 3>we were talking him about it, and I was like,

0:32:32.280 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 3>you stole that fucking hat, and he just was kind

0:32:34.360 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 3>of silent, and it seemed like he did. I was like,

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 3>you sold, like stole it and sold it. I fucking

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.320
<v Speaker 3>know you did. And then he was just like what

0:32:40.480 --> 0:32:42.680
<v Speaker 3>how much was it? And I thought it was eight

0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 3>hundred but it was like a three hundred dollar hat

0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:46.000
<v Speaker 3>and I think it was also on sale when we

0:32:46.040 --> 0:32:47.600
<v Speaker 3>got it, but whatever.

0:32:47.440 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 2>But I in my mind it was like an eight

0:32:49.520 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars hat.

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:51.600
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that hat was eight hundred dollars and

0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:55.000
<v Speaker 3>Josie like freaked the fuck out, and then I that

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.240
<v Speaker 3>furthered my suspicions that he probably fucking sold it for

0:32:57.280 --> 0:32:59.080
<v Speaker 3>twenty bucks and find out it was worth eight hundred

0:32:59.120 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 3>were like, oh, oh my god, Like what the fuck?

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>Should we insert the.

0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 3>Video of Yeah, we need to fight, like we we

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 3>have a really gross closet that's like full of ship

0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:10.640
<v Speaker 3>and George just got off and.

0:33:10.600 --> 0:33:13.200
<v Speaker 7>He was like, I feel like I know this closet

0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 7>is fucking crazy. It's crazy, y'all, Like this is dangerous.

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:29.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh he has a tripon.

0:33:32.520 --> 0:33:33.160
<v Speaker 1>It looks.

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Looks like really good, Like he hasn't aged a fucking days. George,

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, it was so fun that has that has

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 3>this has been worth every penny I know.

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:56.200
<v Speaker 1>We have gotten. We have gotten like multiple, multiple, multiple

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:58.520
<v Speaker 1>bits out of it. We've had so much fun.

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:02.360
<v Speaker 3>Like, I don't think the designers ever thought they they

0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 3>would have brought this much joy with that hat.

0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:11.120
<v Speaker 1>They literally thought like it was a joke. They thought

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:12.959
<v Speaker 1>it was a joke. But no, this is very real.

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:15.839
<v Speaker 3>But I decided I'm gonna be Zindia with her big

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:16.760
<v Speaker 3>hat for Halloween.

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:18.080
<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna.

0:34:17.840 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 3>Buy like a suit jack of like that to find

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:22.839
<v Speaker 3>a full outfit picture. But that's my Halloween costume this year,

0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:24.239
<v Speaker 3>So y'all better not take it.

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 2>I know it's very ahead.

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's ahead of it.

0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:28.439
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I just do that for an episode, Like should

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:29.799
<v Speaker 3>I just be Zindia with big hat?

0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me not forget.

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:33.719
<v Speaker 3>My Yeah what I say to Josie when we kept

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:35.480
<v Speaker 3>accusing him of selling it, I was like, yeah, And

0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:37.400
<v Speaker 3>every time you went and bought another fucking pop bar,

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:39.399
<v Speaker 3>you were like, let me not forget my big hat.

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:45.919
<v Speaker 1>Big hat? Okay, Well I was thinking about the show

0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 1>The Biggest Loser. That show is fucking crazy, dude.

0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 3>So many shows from that era are just so awful

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:55.919
<v Speaker 3>or like what not to Wear?

0:34:57.160 --> 0:34:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever watch that? I know what not to wear?

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.239
<v Speaker 3>They would literally a family member would be like, you

0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:04.960
<v Speaker 3>dressed like shit, you look like shit, your makeup is

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:07.719
<v Speaker 3>fucked and you need fucking help. They would call these

0:35:07.760 --> 0:35:10.760
<v Speaker 3>two random fucking people like these two like designers.

0:35:10.800 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the fuck they did. I don't

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 2>know how they got the the prestige too.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:16.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh did we do an episode of field Trip?

0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, we like made fun of Josie in that way.

0:35:19.480 --> 0:35:22.839
<v Speaker 3>They would film them like candidly walking around them all

0:35:22.920 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 3>looking like shit, and then pull them out and be.

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Like, look at yourself, and it would just be videos

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 2>of them existing. They'd be like, you look like shit,

0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 2>you know, so you know you offer ound and.

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:34.239
<v Speaker 1>You look like shit, and that to put you on

0:35:34.280 --> 0:35:34.760
<v Speaker 1>that show.

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:37.840
<v Speaker 3>Look at that fucking hat on your head, bitch, we

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:38.400
<v Speaker 3>gotta put.

0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.400
<v Speaker 1>It looks good and you're jealous.

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I hate that because of your hair, like it looks

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:44.680
<v Speaker 2>like you would wear that.

0:35:47.560 --> 0:35:59.280
<v Speaker 1>I know it literally looks like proportionately like so sore

0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:04.880
<v Speaker 1>from what the squats that we did on the treadmive.

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah you can do squats on a treadmill.

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you like do London it's like walking.

0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's really creative.

0:36:14.000 --> 0:36:17.239
<v Speaker 1>And then put it put it on like fifteen percent incline.

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Ooh one mile.

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:24.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh you was so beautiful.

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:29.759
<v Speaker 4>So did you did you see the investigation to red

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 4>forty No? Yeah, this like Medical Journal released a bunch

0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:38.759
<v Speaker 4>of side effects of It says the use of red

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 4>forty is concerning because it has been linked to a

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:43.040
<v Speaker 4>host of physical and mental.

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Point at me, Why did you point out me when

0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:49.439
<v Speaker 1>it you said mental? I was just like genius. It's

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.400
<v Speaker 1>because I have the big cat with my brain. It

0:36:51.480 --> 0:36:53.719
<v Speaker 1>fell big, y'all. Y'all are wondering why I have this

0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:55.439
<v Speaker 1>big hat the top of my head.

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:56.759
<v Speaker 2>People have power.

0:36:56.680 --> 0:37:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Exactly, it's my big fucking brain and be exposed anyway.

0:37:00.719 --> 0:37:03.400
<v Speaker 4>It says it's linked to host of physical and mental

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:09.719
<v Speaker 4>health issues, including add ADHD, allergies, immune disorders.

0:37:10.000 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 2>You do have allergies?

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:14.240
<v Speaker 1>And then they said I'm allergic to these bitches, y'all.

0:37:14.680 --> 0:37:19.200
<v Speaker 1>They said the last effect immune disorders. It's because I'm

0:37:19.200 --> 0:37:20.480
<v Speaker 1>immune to the hate.

0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 4>Dude, Why are you joking around? I'm literally trying to

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 4>like tell you how serious this is. The last thing

0:37:25.400 --> 0:37:29.240
<v Speaker 4>that they say is mind storms.

0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, mindstorms?

0:37:30.200 --> 0:37:31.320
<v Speaker 4>What is that mindstorm?

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.880
<v Speaker 1>Green needle? What is a green needles?

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 4>Issues? Where the brains. It says issues where the brain's

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 4>wiring or electrical activity has been dismantled.

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 1>So does that mean like my explosions or are you

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.480
<v Speaker 1>doing all that like me? Isn't it made out of

0:37:47.480 --> 0:37:48.799
<v Speaker 1>like bugs, blood or something like that?

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 2>It's like beetle, beetle.

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know beetles?

0:37:52.280 --> 0:37:52.520
<v Speaker 3>Well?

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:55.359
<v Speaker 1>Is that why I hear explosions and whispers that night?

0:37:55.880 --> 0:37:58.759
<v Speaker 4>From the explosions? Thing is like, do you know about

0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 4>exploding head syndrome?

0:38:00.600 --> 0:38:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I like, I've heard of it, and that's what people

0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 1>have told me, But I don't know.

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:05.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know it was a real thing.

0:38:05.360 --> 0:38:07.479
<v Speaker 4>But it's when you like wake up to the sound

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:09.200
<v Speaker 4>of a massive explosion.

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>Dude, and and you can vouch for me, I'll like

0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>fall asleep on the couch and then I'll be like,

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll wake up and be like, did y'all hear that?

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that?

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:15.640
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:16.520
<v Speaker 1>What happened outside?

0:38:16.560 --> 0:38:17.759
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck are you talking about?

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 1>I swear the house shook.

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:22.400
<v Speaker 3>I swear also, wait, you were fully dead asleep on

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 3>the couch at one point, and I was, oh, Drew

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:27.239
<v Speaker 3>was asleep and we wanted to keep hanging on me

0:38:27.280 --> 0:38:28.960
<v Speaker 3>and Josie were sitting there. I was like, oh, should

0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:33.840
<v Speaker 3>we watch Young Sheldon and Drew just like mumbered prostays Yes, yes, bruh.

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:37.360
<v Speaker 1>Young Sheldon has infiltrated my brain. Like it's all I

0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 1>can think about.

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, I have Red forty, Like, do you not

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 2>eat red for me?

0:38:42.120 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:44.880
<v Speaker 4>I only eat natural whole foods.

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Red forty is a synthetic food that made from petroleum.

0:38:49.200 --> 0:38:53.200
<v Speaker 1>So it's a petroleum from dinosaurs. Girl, RuPaul's been fracking

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:56.760
<v Speaker 1>red for the whole time. Grandma started a red forty

0:38:56.760 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 1>fracking business.

0:38:57.719 --> 0:39:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Hello, I really thought it was beatles. Oh, I think

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:03.160
<v Speaker 2>that's for makeup. There's like a makeup product.

0:39:03.239 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 3>There's like an uh like a certain red dye used

0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:06.640
<v Speaker 3>for makeup.

0:39:06.680 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 2>That's beetles. And that's why certain brands are reading.

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:12.080
<v Speaker 1>The beetle juice beetle juice. I just don't think it's

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 1>that serious. Okay.

0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:15.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't do I care because I feel

0:39:15.719 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 2>like we had all that shit before.

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, well, now what, Ye, it's only making

0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 3>a stronger Yeah, if you think about it.

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Wait, so I'm still hung up on you pointing to

0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 1>me when it said it causes mental issues.

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:31.640
<v Speaker 3>You don't think my girl's mentally stable.

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:37.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm it's like, look look at him.

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Expensive shirt, expensive hat? What else is there?

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? My shirt is meth No, actually I think it's

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 1>MDMA maybe or something like that. I don't remember what

0:39:45.360 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 1>it is. What did you say about mono mononucleus mononucleosis? Wait? Kay?

0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Can you read the letters off to me on my

0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:54.799
<v Speaker 1>shirt because I can't look down and see them?

0:39:55.280 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 4>M E T hyhy What is it?

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Find?

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:05.239
<v Speaker 4>Is that an L L E N E D Can

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:09.680
<v Speaker 4>you of your hand? Uh l O x Y M

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:12.880
<v Speaker 4>E t h A M p h E t A

0:40:13.120 --> 0:40:14.839
<v Speaker 4>and then the other one I can't see because you're

0:40:14.840 --> 0:40:15.560
<v Speaker 4>wieners in the way.

0:40:17.200 --> 0:40:18.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Wait is it? Oh? It is M

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:21.680
<v Speaker 1>D M A period period. And I wore this to

0:40:21.800 --> 0:40:24.840
<v Speaker 1>like my Grandma's old folks home, and I was walking

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:26.600
<v Speaker 1>around with my shirt that just said like M D

0:40:26.719 --> 0:40:28.840
<v Speaker 1>M A all over it, and I felt so weird.

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Rest in peace, Grandma. Oh A moment of silence.

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:37.160
<v Speaker 4>I think I'm just like kind of blown away. Ye

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:42.400
<v Speaker 4>we were doing a moment yea, Okay, yeah, no, I do.

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:45.840
<v Speaker 4>I just want to say I do respect your grandma.

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:47.160
<v Speaker 4>And we can start now.

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 1>All right, we're good, We're good, We're good. We got

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 1>a second of silence. Let's model, can we get a

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:58.279
<v Speaker 1>second of sign? Oh? I talked about this at the

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 1>College show, but my whole feed has been sour dough

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 1>bread and soriasis videos. The two don't really mix.

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, I hate but scalp flakes.

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. What I found out is that sour dough you

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.400
<v Speaker 1>have like a culture that you literally have to feed

0:41:18.440 --> 0:41:21.440
<v Speaker 1>every day, like it's a fucking child. It, Like it's crazy.

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:23.960
<v Speaker 1>It that is like crazy person behavior. I thought it

0:41:24.000 --> 0:41:26.239
<v Speaker 1>was just like a powder that you sprinkled into the

0:41:26.239 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 1>bread that made it sourlan funky, but like no, it's

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 1>like a literal child that you have to feed flower

0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 1>every single day, which is like hilarious. And when I

0:41:35.680 --> 0:41:37.200
<v Speaker 1>heard that, I was like, damn, I want to do that.

0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 1>And when it's like super bloomed and you have to

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:41.800
<v Speaker 1>like rotate it to like flatten it out and like

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:43.720
<v Speaker 1>let all the gas out, like burp it. You literally

0:41:43.719 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>have to burp your baby. I want to do that

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:53.960
<v Speaker 1>so bad. But anyways, Siasis bitch. I fucking love Sorias's

0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 1>videos when they're it's like in your scalp, and they

0:41:56.200 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 1>like comb the flakes through your hair with that special comb,

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.480
<v Speaker 1>and then they have the home that like collects all

0:42:01.480 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 1>the dust in the tip and they shoot it out

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:07.040
<v Speaker 1>like charcoal or like uh powder pellets, like and it's

0:42:07.080 --> 0:42:08.839
<v Speaker 1>all your dead skin. Like I'm not kidding. I want

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 1>to eat it like a tic tac, like.

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 3>I want to literally said that the flakes look like

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:14.759
<v Speaker 3>fish food, and he wants to eat I want to eat.

0:42:14.840 --> 0:42:17.359
<v Speaker 2>That is like the grossest thing I've ever heard. Also,

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:18.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm not even hanging on people with.

0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:20.880
<v Speaker 3>Crisis because I have gnarly as eggs mum, bitch, my

0:42:20.880 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 3>fucking skyle foods. But the videos of that stuff I

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.839
<v Speaker 3>just have realized. I've always known this, but I am

0:42:28.960 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 3>so grossed.

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Out by humans. They fucking disgust me.

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:34.719
<v Speaker 3>And I don't want to see that shit, Like I

0:42:34.760 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 3>just want to see somebody looking like I just want

0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:39.440
<v Speaker 3>to see you from Afar And if you have like

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:42.080
<v Speaker 3>like flakes in your scalp, I do too, But like

0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:44.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't like imagine like going up to somebody and

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 3>just showing them your flake.

0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I have a horror story about Dan Drift, but I'm

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:49.720
<v Speaker 1>not going to get into it because it's very traumatic.

0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:55.560
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, no, I want to eat crisis flakes, period,

0:42:55.600 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 1>point blank.

0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Well, we need to talk about the scam of the sentry,

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:05.000
<v Speaker 3>which is fake leather being sold at high margins because

0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 3>they just put the word vegan in front of it,

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:09.800
<v Speaker 3>like it's literally just plastic, like it is plastic.

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:11.600
<v Speaker 4>Wow, is it really just plastic?

0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:13.160
<v Speaker 2>I mean a lot of it is. I think a

0:43:13.160 --> 0:43:14.720
<v Speaker 2>lot of them like make it out.

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Of my celium, and then i'd pay a premium.

0:43:17.239 --> 0:43:19.239
<v Speaker 3>A lot of the higher brands do claim to make

0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:21.400
<v Speaker 3>it out of other things like but wait, but then

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:26.319
<v Speaker 3>it's not vegan because I've seen somebody said they made

0:43:26.360 --> 0:43:29.200
<v Speaker 3>it like fucking like fish eggs or some shit before,

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't know what the fuck they make it

0:43:30.880 --> 0:43:33.479
<v Speaker 3>out of tarrian, yeah, vegetarian leather.

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh have y'all seen those snail crushing videos, the snail

0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 1>egg crushing videos? Crushing, yes, and yet okay, killing?

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:42.319
<v Speaker 4>Okay, right, red ones, Yes.

0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:45.040
<v Speaker 3>So I thought you were all miss mister. Oh, it's

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:48.040
<v Speaker 3>only crime is being small is watching snail crushing video?

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:43:48.440 --> 0:43:52.400
<v Speaker 1>No, it's the eggs and it's an invasive, invasive species

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:55.319
<v Speaker 1>and they lay like millions of eggs a year. So

0:43:55.400 --> 0:43:56.680
<v Speaker 1>like if you see these.

0:43:56.560 --> 0:44:00.160
<v Speaker 3>Clusters have a species like that every day, like every year,

0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:02.360
<v Speaker 3>because wasn't it the flying things.

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Like the moths?

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:07.480
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is this video? I hate this video?

0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh they look like pid raspberries. Imagine eating that shit

0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.400
<v Speaker 1>and I know it tastes good because nothing should be

0:44:19.440 --> 0:44:21.720
<v Speaker 1>that color and it not be candy. Period.

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:24.760
<v Speaker 4>Have you seen a snow laying it laying the eggs?

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:25.359
<v Speaker 5>Can?

0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:26.959
<v Speaker 1>I want to dude.

0:44:26.960 --> 0:44:30.520
<v Speaker 4>It looks insane. It literally looks like an alien is it?

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:33.760
<v Speaker 4>Like it like transports them out onto its tail into

0:44:33.800 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 4>like a cluster that is so like little please don't

0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:39.120
<v Speaker 4>make that noise?

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:42.399
<v Speaker 2>What like you want to eat it?

0:44:42.480 --> 0:44:44.520
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, the red forty has gone to your brain

0:44:44.560 --> 0:44:46.360
<v Speaker 3>because anything you see that color. We were at the

0:44:46.400 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 3>farmer's market walking around and you're literally just all bottles

0:44:49.680 --> 0:44:51.480
<v Speaker 3>of pure red. It was like, oh, what is that?

0:44:51.480 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 3>That looks so yummy. There was no description of what

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:55.320
<v Speaker 3>it could have been, like it could have been chimboy,

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:56.799
<v Speaker 3>it could have been hot sauce, it could have been

0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:57.800
<v Speaker 3>like anything.

0:44:57.840 --> 0:44:58.640
<v Speaker 2>It could have been kimchi.

0:44:58.719 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 3>And he was like oh and like ran over to

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 3>it and looked at all the bottles.

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 2>He was like, oh wait, this sun kind of sounds

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:04.520
<v Speaker 2>really good.

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:06.520
<v Speaker 3>As if he's gonna put it on anything, he just

0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:08.240
<v Speaker 3>like wants it the bread.

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember my arc of eating a color a day?

0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Like I tried to eat only red for a day,

0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:17.040
<v Speaker 1>only blue for a day, only orange for a day.

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:19.399
<v Speaker 1>I didn't get very far. I didn't get very far.

0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:21.719
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, because God forbid, you landed on green and

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:22.920
<v Speaker 2>you have to have vegetation.

0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this game isn't fun anymore. Okay, sleep has been

0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:35.600
<v Speaker 1>freaking me the fuck out recently. I like literally like,

0:45:36.640 --> 0:45:39.319
<v Speaker 1>how does time happen so fast when you're asleep? But

0:45:39.360 --> 0:45:42.600
<v Speaker 1>it happens fast for everybody? Like no, I'm telling you,

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:45.760
<v Speaker 1>that's when the simulation is shutting down and they're literally

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 1>putting us all asleep because the simulation can't handle two

0:45:48.719 --> 0:45:51.840
<v Speaker 1>hemispheres of the Earth all on at once. So we

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:53.719
<v Speaker 1>turn out all of our lights, we turn out all

0:45:53.760 --> 0:45:57.240
<v Speaker 1>of our brain powers, like all of that shit because

0:45:57.239 --> 0:45:58.280
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't make sense.

0:45:58.080 --> 0:45:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Like really, it is so funny. You're like low key

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:01.080
<v Speaker 2>dead as fun literally.

0:46:00.920 --> 0:46:02.439
<v Speaker 1>Explain it to me. And then how do you only

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:04.719
<v Speaker 1>know you're asleep? Or how do you only know you

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:05.720
<v Speaker 1>slept when you wake.

0:46:05.600 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Up, Like, Okay, you gotta stumped all of us.

0:46:11.280 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I got a big fucking brain. I got

0:46:14.000 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 1>a big fucking brain. No, but sleep, Like, what the

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 1>fuck is? I know what it is? Like, I know

0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:21.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like to like whatever, but like really like it's weird.

0:46:21.920 --> 0:46:25.880
<v Speaker 3>It's so funny because it's genuinely I love it and

0:46:25.920 --> 0:46:28.840
<v Speaker 3>it's so nothing like and it also like makes me

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:30.480
<v Speaker 3>feel so bad when I do too much of it.

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 2>But like a low key wait, guys, sleep.

0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:35.160
<v Speaker 1>It is a drug. It is literally a drug, and

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm addicted. Baby, I'm addicted to it.

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:39.879
<v Speaker 3>There's conversation just not reminded me of like, oh if

0:46:39.920 --> 0:46:42.480
<v Speaker 3>you had to wear vintage clothes but it was dead.

0:46:43.440 --> 0:46:50.000
<v Speaker 2>That's what I like.

0:46:50.200 --> 0:46:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Hell not hell not.

0:46:55.760 --> 0:46:56.160
<v Speaker 2>That's it.

0:46:56.200 --> 0:46:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, no, no, no, no no, I got a couple, I

0:46:57.920 --> 0:46:59.439
<v Speaker 1>got a couple more. I got a couple more.

0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:03.439
<v Speaker 2>I want a puff bar so bad, Like I'm done.

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm done because of being sick.

0:47:05.160 --> 0:47:08.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm like off of it cause it kind of just

0:47:08.200 --> 0:47:10.640
<v Speaker 3>naturally the first time I was sick, I fell off

0:47:10.640 --> 0:47:12.319
<v Speaker 3>of it. Then we were going to the college show.

0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:13.799
<v Speaker 3>I was like, fuck, I like need one for this

0:47:13.880 --> 0:47:15.360
<v Speaker 3>because I want to just like sit in bed and

0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 3>stuck on my baba.

0:47:17.440 --> 0:47:19.719
<v Speaker 2>I got one, I got sick. I wasn't fucking hitting it.

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:21.959
<v Speaker 3>Then we got home and I went out one night

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:24.239
<v Speaker 3>like right after I got healthy, which is like such

0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:26.960
<v Speaker 3>a crazy vibe. I didn't drink. But I need to

0:47:26.960 --> 0:47:29.319
<v Speaker 3>stop doing that, like the day you know what it is.

0:47:29.360 --> 0:47:31.000
<v Speaker 3>It's just so exciting when I wake up and I

0:47:31.000 --> 0:47:33.279
<v Speaker 3>can sing and dance, and then someone invites me out,

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my god, I really can sing and dance,

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.840
<v Speaker 3>like tonight is my night of dancing and singing and

0:47:37.920 --> 0:47:41.319
<v Speaker 3>like using my body. But whatever, I had it that night,

0:47:41.360 --> 0:47:43.480
<v Speaker 3>and then that night I was disgusted by it, so

0:47:43.520 --> 0:47:45.600
<v Speaker 3>I threw it away. But every time I do the

0:47:45.640 --> 0:47:49.640
<v Speaker 3>podcast or play Fortnite, I want it so bad, like

0:47:49.760 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 3>Fortnite podcasts and drinking coffee. I want a puff bar

0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:56.040
<v Speaker 3>so bad. And those are the only moments it crosses

0:47:56.080 --> 0:47:56.560
<v Speaker 3>my mind.

0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:59.720
<v Speaker 2>But I'm done. I'm fucking done.

0:48:00.200 --> 0:48:00.319
<v Speaker 6>Lie.

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna go one after this.

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I imagine doing s. Imagine doing s and like rolling

0:48:04.680 --> 0:48:06.720
<v Speaker 1>over and instead of it being a cigarette, it's a babe.

0:48:07.040 --> 0:48:08.239
<v Speaker 2>I've literally been that late.

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:10.840
<v Speaker 5>Really, Yeah, and I've done it with someone else do

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:13.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, here, oh my.

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:17.080
<v Speaker 3>And I've been the person to go out, smoke a cigarette,

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:19.200
<v Speaker 3>come inside and still hit my buff bar in bed.

0:48:19.400 --> 0:48:23.880
<v Speaker 2>You're ex Oh, I give you a bar. It literally

0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:24.359
<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter.

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:26.120
<v Speaker 3>I actually don't think it matters. If propaganda and it

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 3>doesn't matter, but it actually does. Guys, Like, there's so

0:48:29.200 --> 0:48:30.320
<v Speaker 3>many layers to it.

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:34.360
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck ever? Bruh?

0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Literally like, being sick so often really has had me

0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:40.240
<v Speaker 3>thinking about what I put in my body.

0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:42.560
<v Speaker 2>And I think that's why I'm trying to distance myself from.

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:46.320
<v Speaker 3>It because I don't I like, don't want fast food

0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:48.160
<v Speaker 3>because it's like it's freaking me out because I got

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 3>sick too often, and like I don't want it, and

0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:52.040
<v Speaker 3>I want to see what happens if I don't have it,

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:53.399
<v Speaker 3>And I want to see what happens if I don't

0:48:53.440 --> 0:48:56.560
<v Speaker 3>have puff bar. But then I'm like, do I actually

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.000
<v Speaker 3>give a fuck? Because the joy of being healthy after

0:48:59.080 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 3>being sick.

0:48:59.640 --> 0:49:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Like it's weird, that is so weird.

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:04.160
<v Speaker 3>But I don't take my health for granted, trust and

0:49:04.200 --> 0:49:06.040
<v Speaker 3>you what's crazy is the day before I got sick,

0:49:06.080 --> 0:49:08.080
<v Speaker 3>we were walking to the grocery store.

0:49:08.200 --> 0:49:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Remember I was talking about that.

0:49:09.560 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, it's sing and dance, Like I just can't,

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<v Speaker 3>like no one can take singing and dancing away from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is beautiful and like, really, at the end of

0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:21.520
<v Speaker 1>the day, like if you want to sing and dance,

0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:24.160
<v Speaker 1>just sing and dance because like, if you really think

0:49:24.160 --> 0:49:30.400
<v Speaker 1>about it, like life is all about like loving yourself. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's real though. Yeah uh, I was going to ask

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<v Speaker 1>you what you're craziest, like, oh, hear me out, like

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:39.520
<v Speaker 1>and then you show me someone who's sexy hot, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to play this game anymore, play a

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:47.920
<v Speaker 1>little game. Oh Enya's bunk ass water bottle.

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<v Speaker 6>Bru.

0:49:48.360 --> 0:49:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Literally, I hate this thing. I hate this water bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>So mind for.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty four hours, and hey, I've received only from the

0:49:57.719 --> 0:50:00.640
<v Speaker 3>men in my life. I've been like, oh, that's stupid, fucking, big,

0:50:00.680 --> 0:50:02.399
<v Speaker 3>fucking water bottle, you bitch.

0:50:02.400 --> 0:50:04.279
<v Speaker 2>You don't even drink water at least. I'm sitting here Hi,

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:05.720
<v Speaker 2>drinking myself and I take care of myself.

0:50:05.719 --> 0:50:07.919
<v Speaker 3>But you're gonna get off of this, go kneel down

0:50:07.920 --> 0:50:09.520
<v Speaker 3>into the bridge and drinking old.

0:50:09.360 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 2>Coke like you're gonna get on.

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Maya, Yeah you bitch, Yeah, you're okay.

0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Also, what's fucked up is I didn't buy this and

0:50:17.719 --> 0:50:19.560
<v Speaker 3>like thank you to the person who sent it to me,

0:50:19.600 --> 0:50:21.560
<v Speaker 3>to the company, like God, bless you.

0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:24.640
<v Speaker 2>I keep getting made fun of for but it's like,

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:26.040
<v Speaker 2>kin't like it's glad.

0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:28.160
<v Speaker 1>If I get sent one off, it's so nice. If

0:50:28.200 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 1>I get sent one maybe I'll be a reformed person.

0:50:30.760 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 1>But until then, I don't know. It's just goofy looking

0:50:37.280 --> 0:50:41.840
<v Speaker 1>count like that that object.

0:50:41.920 --> 0:50:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Heear me out, it's cone.

0:50:43.440 --> 0:50:46.640
<v Speaker 3>This is like this is kind One of our friends

0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 3>was like, get that normy fucking stinky water bottle.

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that is not con That is like cressive like.

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:54.280
<v Speaker 4>That a military.

0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:58.399
<v Speaker 1>This is rutalism, Like this is like drab Russian architecture.

0:50:58.480 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Like this is giving, Like no.

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:05.120
<v Speaker 2>That's giving Iowa. Like that's giving Iowa. This is giving.

0:51:05.280 --> 0:51:10.360
<v Speaker 2>God sorry if you live in Iowa.

0:51:12.400 --> 0:51:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Okay. Oh fuck, I didn't get any Drew sigh. Oh

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:19.279
<v Speaker 1>fuck hold on, let's just go through the email real quick.

0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Fuck me. Um okay, um, this is from Nora Cochrane.

0:51:32.680 --> 0:51:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, Nora, what hold on?

0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 6>Umm?

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:42.799
<v Speaker 1>I want to go to the strip club and throw

0:51:42.880 --> 0:51:44.359
<v Speaker 1>quarters at bitch's hard as fuck.

0:51:44.760 --> 0:51:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, guys.

0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Not me my stomach. All right, Preston, let's see what

0:51:56.080 --> 0:51:59.440
<v Speaker 1>we're working with. Preston, you better not fail me and

0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:09.279
<v Speaker 1>make me look like a fool. Nope, pussy stank, but

0:52:09.520 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 1>closed be fly bitch, you funky fresh. Oh this is

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:19.120
<v Speaker 1>just a classic. Bitches smoke their whole pregnancy and ask

0:52:19.160 --> 0:52:23.360
<v Speaker 1>why the baby keeps crying. Bitch, he needs an eighth

0:52:24.320 --> 0:52:29.640
<v Speaker 1>um damn. Preston sent a bunch shout out Preston. Maybe

0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:34.640
<v Speaker 1>by oh wait here we go. This isn't from Preston.

0:52:37.239 --> 0:52:39.080
<v Speaker 1>If I die right after I pay my rent, sit

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:44.520
<v Speaker 1>me on my couch till the thirty first, that's good.

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Fuck whoever, Oh there's a good one. Fuck whoever made Fortnite?

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:51.160
<v Speaker 1>And you don't even wash her ass no more.

0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 3>I thought I was over it, but I woke up

0:52:58.200 --> 0:53:01.120
<v Speaker 3>bright and early again after being sick.

0:53:01.280 --> 0:53:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I woke up and I felt so amazing. I woke

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 2>up naturally at like nine thirty am, which is a

0:53:06.760 --> 0:53:08.680
<v Speaker 2>rarety for me. I was like, ooh, like I have

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:09.520
<v Speaker 2>the whole day out of me.

0:53:11.560 --> 0:53:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's called a bink.

0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:15.120
<v Speaker 5>In.

0:53:15.360 --> 0:53:17.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're drinking out of a bink.

0:53:18.040 --> 0:53:21.279
<v Speaker 4>She's trying to hide it too. Her body language is

0:53:21.280 --> 0:53:21.680
<v Speaker 4>like trying to.

0:53:21.680 --> 0:53:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Hide like, y'all are seriously haters, and I hope you

0:53:25.000 --> 0:53:26.719
<v Speaker 3>both die of dehydration soon.

0:53:26.880 --> 0:53:29.400
<v Speaker 1>How about that period, at least I'll be skinny.

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:32.799
<v Speaker 6>Fuck?

0:53:32.840 --> 0:53:34.480
<v Speaker 2>What was I gonna say?

0:53:34.719 --> 0:53:34.919
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I woke up early, as fucking I was like, guys,

0:53:37.840 --> 0:53:39.000
<v Speaker 3>it's a beautiful day outside.

0:53:39.080 --> 0:53:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It actually was a gorgeous, fucking beautiful like what do

0:53:41.960 --> 0:53:43.680
<v Speaker 2>I do today? And then I played Fortnite for four

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:47.520
<v Speaker 2>and a half hours and it was awesome. Honestly, I

0:53:47.520 --> 0:53:48.239
<v Speaker 2>don't regret it.

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:52.520
<v Speaker 1>If you say my username five times in the mirror,

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll show up and eat your butt.

0:53:57.160 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Your bit.

0:53:59.600 --> 0:54:02.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is the last one. No no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

0:54:10.760 --> 0:54:15.680
<v Speaker 1>It's like so quiet, what I serch? This is fun? Well,

0:54:15.719 --> 0:54:17.520
<v Speaker 1>now there's like a bunch of pressure, like what if

0:54:17.560 --> 0:54:18.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't perform, y'all?

0:54:19.280 --> 0:54:22.360
<v Speaker 2>You know I'm gonna beat your ass? Oh my god, y'all.

0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:25.919
<v Speaker 2>There's something gorgeous about Discover Weekly, like.

0:54:25.840 --> 0:54:29.680
<v Speaker 3>When weekly hits, when the song is a good fucking playlist.

0:54:30.040 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 2>Last night in my bed, I was.

0:54:31.040 --> 0:54:34.239
<v Speaker 3>Literally fucking like wiggling my toes in my sheet. I

0:54:34.280 --> 0:54:37.120
<v Speaker 3>was like whoa, like this is a god and then

0:54:37.160 --> 0:54:38.719
<v Speaker 3>there's something so good about it because it gives me

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:40.279
<v Speaker 3>a egos because I'm like, y'all don't even know this

0:54:40.320 --> 0:54:42.279
<v Speaker 3>fucking song, like I have to put you on as

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 3>if I did get put on by an algorithm. But

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:47.279
<v Speaker 3>it's neither here nor there. That shit is lit as fuck?

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Am I discover weekly is so good? So that means

0:54:49.480 --> 0:54:50.800
<v Speaker 3>it's gonna be an awful week.

0:54:53.120 --> 0:54:55.440
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a beautiful week. It's a beautiful neighbor

0:54:55.680 --> 0:54:57.120
<v Speaker 1>day in the neighborhood.

0:54:58.160 --> 0:54:58.960
<v Speaker 2>A beautful day.

0:54:58.960 --> 0:55:02.440
<v Speaker 1>And then came, this is like less of a drewe iappen,

0:55:02.560 --> 0:55:04.920
<v Speaker 1>just me reading a meme out loud, but this these

0:55:04.920 --> 0:55:10.680
<v Speaker 1>are my prices for like like this, this is just

0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:13.919
<v Speaker 1>like services, yeah, for my services good yeah, all right.

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:16.239
<v Speaker 1>So for a print pick, it's going to be a

0:55:16.280 --> 0:55:18.120
<v Speaker 1>dollar for a dick pic, it's going to be three

0:55:18.160 --> 0:55:22.120
<v Speaker 1>dollars for a nut video, seven dollars nut video with audio,

0:55:22.160 --> 0:55:26.800
<v Speaker 1>ten dollars nut video with moaning very crucial, fifteen dollars

0:55:27.760 --> 0:55:32.799
<v Speaker 1>nut video with screaming twenty dollars, and then nut video

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:34.280
<v Speaker 1>with crying twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's actually like your prices are really healthy.

0:55:38.200 --> 0:55:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm for the people. I'm for the people.

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<v Speaker 2>Are those like link on your TikTok shop or.

0:55:42.960 --> 0:55:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah TikTok bio, link tree bio whatever. Shout

0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:49.160
<v Speaker 1>out fucking Preston. Can we get a round of applause

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:54.160
<v Speaker 1>for Preston? What was the other one? Print?

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<v Speaker 5>Naura?

0:55:54.880 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Shout out Nora.

0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, see how I caught more for a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Period period. Okay, do you want to go first on music?

0:56:08.200 --> 0:56:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, don't mind if I do.

0:56:09.040 --> 0:56:11.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually about to explode poop on my butt, so

0:56:11.080 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 3>I need to hurry the fuck up, like I'm not

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:14.480
<v Speaker 3>playing with you all, like I'm about to make it stinky.

0:56:14.520 --> 0:56:21.800
<v Speaker 3>Boots at seventeen by Janis Ian Plain, Sailing by Tracy Thorne,

0:56:22.560 --> 0:56:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Teardrops by Womack and Warmack and Marquis Moon by Television.

0:56:27.920 --> 0:56:31.719
<v Speaker 3>Oo ooh ooh, still Bumping Dim All the Lights by

0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Donna Summer. Such a fun song. Play it with your girls.

0:56:34.880 --> 0:56:37.719
<v Speaker 3>Everybody dances and sings, like guys, we need to bring

0:56:37.760 --> 0:56:39.799
<v Speaker 3>singing and dancing back the simple.

0:56:39.600 --> 0:56:41.640
<v Speaker 2>Joys of life. That is what God gave us when

0:56:41.640 --> 0:56:43.640
<v Speaker 2>we were born, was singing and dancing.

0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:48.280
<v Speaker 3>Music makes me feel so good, like it like actually

0:56:48.280 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 3>does something to my brain. The joy I felt last

0:56:50.040 --> 0:56:52.239
<v Speaker 3>night when I was listening to new music. Oh my god,

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:58.040
<v Speaker 3>it literally feels like like heroin.

0:56:58.719 --> 0:56:59.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's it.

0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:01.600
<v Speaker 2>That's why I don't need to do like crazy drugs,

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:03.239
<v Speaker 2>because I have music. I have art.

0:57:03.280 --> 0:57:03.920
<v Speaker 4>Guys.

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Hey, mine is Box the forty Caribou Cortisa crump By

0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:19.960
<v Speaker 1>or Cortisa Cortiza Star, We Pack the Forever by My

0:57:20.080 --> 0:57:24.520
<v Speaker 1>Lonely Black Cray. If this album actually did come out

0:57:24.560 --> 0:57:27.040
<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and two, like I know, we're all like,

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:30.080
<v Speaker 1>we're all like, oh like Young Lean changed music. Yes,

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:33.200
<v Speaker 1>fully agree with oh Little Be Changed Rap, Yes, I

0:57:33.240 --> 0:57:37.480
<v Speaker 1>agree with. But the conversations that are not being had

0:57:37.880 --> 0:57:42.520
<v Speaker 1>behind Black Cray is literally horrifying, like literally like a

0:57:42.600 --> 0:57:46.120
<v Speaker 1>travesty de mankind because like this music like really shifted shit,

0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:50.880
<v Speaker 1>specifically that album that how I feel about Dj Chipman

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 1>still struggling, still shining. But that is not a hot take.

0:57:56.240 --> 0:57:58.600
<v Speaker 1>I've seen people talk about that before and I'm not

0:57:58.640 --> 0:58:01.200
<v Speaker 1>taking credit before it, but we need to have more

0:58:01.200 --> 0:58:04.360
<v Speaker 1>conversation about it. Uh gango BK the Ruler. Did I

0:58:04.360 --> 0:58:05.000
<v Speaker 1>already say that?

0:58:05.640 --> 0:58:05.680
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:58:06.120 --> 0:58:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's my media, and then I've been really dabbling

0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:16.520
<v Speaker 1>back into a big oil up booty towort compilations on YouTube.

0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:19.800
<v Speaker 1>We've been looking up like fart videos too, like Enya

0:58:19.840 --> 0:58:22.400
<v Speaker 1>has been putting those on just like girls twerking.

0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like I like, uh, like someone gets into the

0:58:26.200 --> 0:58:29.000
<v Speaker 3>cry baby position, like the dance like on the floor

0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:31.400
<v Speaker 3>and then like with each like lift of the butt,

0:58:31.400 --> 0:58:34.360
<v Speaker 3>they far that's kind of our vibe. That's just but

0:58:34.400 --> 0:58:36.880
<v Speaker 3>that's just something to throw onto the background while if

0:58:36.880 --> 0:58:39.040
<v Speaker 3>you're cleaning the kitchen just to have on New York TV.

0:58:39.280 --> 0:58:42.880
<v Speaker 2>Back and forth, like yeah, I think, could you do

0:58:43.040 --> 0:58:44.600
<v Speaker 2>such a good for fart son.

0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:50.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, guys, I wish I could transfer a

0:58:50.680 --> 0:58:52.439
<v Speaker 3>time last night to when we found this big hat.

0:58:52.520 --> 0:58:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I never felt so much joy. Last night was

0:58:54.920 --> 0:58:58.040
<v Speaker 2>so joyous. There was joy all around. It's almost like

0:58:58.080 --> 0:58:59.560
<v Speaker 2>all I knew was the sun and the birds.

0:58:59.760 --> 0:58:59.880
<v Speaker 6>Oh.

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Somebody actually tagged me in a TikTok that there is

0:59:03.080 --> 0:59:07.400
<v Speaker 3>scientific connection to hearing birds chirping and like dopamine rushing

0:59:07.400 --> 0:59:08.160
<v Speaker 3>to your brain.

0:59:08.200 --> 0:59:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Like it actually does something good for you.

0:59:10.360 --> 0:59:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Agent.

0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:13.040
<v Speaker 3>Some of y'all need to read books to know ship.

0:59:13.160 --> 0:59:20.240
<v Speaker 3>I just naturally know it and you're fucking dumb. All right,

0:59:20.840 --> 0:59:22.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go blow up the bathroom.

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:50.760
<v Speaker 1>Bye m