Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency in Drue. It's
Speaker 1: not welcome back to this episode because we're not just
Speaker 1: joining this episode. Yeah, you're right. Sorry, I say that
Speaker 1: all the time. It's actually welcome back to emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: I've been hospitalized.
Speaker 1: She's sick, y'all.
Speaker 2: I help me.
Speaker 4: That's crazy that you still have the the apron.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. I don't think I was supposed to
Speaker 2: leave the hospital with this song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 3: That's like, I think you're supposed to take it off
Speaker 3: before you leave. But I felt so sick that I
Speaker 3: just I literally had jeans on under it. I put
Speaker 3: on a shirt over it, and then I put on
Speaker 3: a hoodie over that. So I walked out of that
Speaker 3: hospital looking like I like.
Speaker 2: Came in there in blood thios. Yeah, I bloed through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was stabbed eighteen times.
Speaker 1: It was not a vibe, y'all. I was so scary. Omaha, Nebraska,
Speaker 1: count your fucking days, I swear to God.
Speaker 3: No ya.
Speaker 1: Like, I was like, I went back to the hotel
Speaker 1: because my phone was dying, and I was like, why
Speaker 1: am I waiting in this lobby to literally get like
Speaker 1: mononucleosis or some ship from like a random kid that
Speaker 1: like walked.
Speaker 2: Fuck is mononucleosis.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That sounds like something you can only blood Mono.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just Mono. Yeah, but I said the extended version.
Speaker 3: Me when Mono makes me mad, So I have to
Speaker 3: say it's full name to let let it know.
Speaker 1: Me when me when I'm addressing mononucleosis, mono SI fuck,
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Sis oh, I see where you're going, damn and you's
Speaker 4: destroying you. It's so far.
Speaker 1: But yeah. So I was back at the hotel and
Speaker 1: like the cleaners were like picking up the room, and
Speaker 1: I felt so awkward because I was just like standing still.
Speaker 3: When I got into the room, they were still there,
Speaker 3: and Drew literally was like standing out the window like
Speaker 3: he was thinking about his next stop move, staring over
Speaker 3: the skyline of Omaha, Nebraska, thinking about how he's going
Speaker 3: to own the city one day.
Speaker 5: Y'all.
Speaker 1: I bought fentanyl stock cryptocurrency called fentanyl when.
Speaker 3: Drew came in the room, and he literally said to
Speaker 3: me and Josh for me, and Josie was like, y'all, like, uh,
Speaker 3: the tag bought fetanyl and it's like worth so much
Speaker 3: money now or something like that, and me and Josh
Speaker 3: were both like what because we didn't know.
Speaker 6: That was a coin.
Speaker 3: And in my head, I was like, damn my about to
Speaker 3: start flipping buttinyl toody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was like chilling in the room and
Speaker 1: you're just like hobbled in and laid on my made
Speaker 1: bed sick, and I was like, oh, like this, this
Speaker 1: is so infuriating, but I let it pass because you
Speaker 1: were literally sick.
Speaker 3: Well because she was making my bed and I felt
Speaker 3: nauseous and I was like, bro, I literally need to
Speaker 3: let down or I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: You laid on my bed with a bag of crackers
Speaker 1: and like crush them in it like powderized like cracker
Speaker 1: crumbs all over my bed.
Speaker 3: There was issues the universe doesn't want us to do
Speaker 3: this episode. Also, I keep seeing from the you Finder
Speaker 3: and we look fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Now. I don't know why you're saying I look crazy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I look good in that.
Speaker 2: Big ass hat. Guys.
Speaker 1: I decided it's a normal sized hat for me. At least,
Speaker 1: this is very normal. This is very this is average
Speaker 1: size for me.
Speaker 6: Did you hear me?
Speaker 3: No? But I said, you're used to big things. And
Speaker 3: then he kept talking. I was like, in your butt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: I put that hat in Drew's butt. That's why it's
Speaker 2: kind of like, yeah.
Speaker 4: What do you always said? You're big things coming?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, big things come in. Earthquake coming soon. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you all right now, earthquakes come in. Also, I
Speaker 1: should probably my penis coming soon. Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 3: I should probably explain why I was in the hospital.
Speaker 3: So y'all don't think something actually dead serious happened.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy is you got stabbed seventeen times.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but like that's not even the so for
Speaker 3: someone like me, like I'm not like y'all, Like y'all
Speaker 3: are the kind of people that get stabbed and you
Speaker 3: complain about it about the person to take, like to
Speaker 3: get stabbed, and I take it and stride.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is it is stronger.
Speaker 1: It is interesting, Like how like people would just post
Speaker 1: about them getting stabbed online and you don't. Yeah, they're different,
Speaker 1: you're different.
Speaker 3: And yes I did provoke the stabbing because I hit
Speaker 3: someone in the face and they pulled out a knife
Speaker 3: and I said, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Stab me? Eighteen times?
Speaker 3: And I stood there in their face for like ten minutes,
Speaker 3: like emotionally terrorizing them until I push them.
Speaker 2: To the at the edge and then they stabbed me.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't need to be a part of the
Speaker 3: story because I don't even give a fuck about being stabbed,
Speaker 3: like the first time, and it's definitely not the last.
Speaker 3: I plan on being stabbed at least three times a year,
Speaker 3: So like, make sure my body is regenerating like rebooting.
Speaker 1: Did you know we could regenerate limbs technically, but it
Speaker 1: would just like destroy our metabolisms.
Speaker 3: It's like in sci fi movies when they're like when
Speaker 3: they like reboot themselves to tell the last secret, but
Speaker 3: it did all that rebooting killed them And yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: we start about Oh wait, let me talk about me
Speaker 3: being sick.
Speaker 2: So y'all know I was sick like.
Speaker 1: Last week and twisted.
Speaker 2: Y'all know I was say last week, I got better.
Speaker 3: I was on my A game, so happy to live life,
Speaker 3: having the best time ever in Omaha, Nebraska.
Speaker 1: No, it was lit. I love Omaha.
Speaker 3: We went to Nebraska for a college show and John
Speaker 3: Lincoln night of the college show. Right before, at like
Speaker 3: three point forty, I had Chipotle. I had half of
Speaker 3: a Chipotle bowl.
Speaker 2: And I felt fine. I felt fucking lit.
Speaker 3: I did have a headache, like all day that was
Speaker 3: kind of building up until at the end of the show.
Speaker 3: My head hurt so fucking bad that it was making
Speaker 3: me nauseous. I also, I blame it on I've never
Speaker 3: had raisin canes, and I had raisin canes in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Speaker 3: All I had was one chicken tender or a piece of
Speaker 3: toad and a few French fries. Because my head was
Speaker 3: hurting so bad that it was already making me nauseous,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I don't feel good,
Speaker 3: so I didn't eat the rest of it.
Speaker 2: Got back to the hotel, was laying in bed.
Speaker 3: Was so mad because me and Drew's favorite activity when
Speaker 3: we go, like to a college show is to get
Speaker 3: a bunch of snacks and pig out and watch a movie.
Speaker 2: And I was watching Drew have his feet.
Speaker 1: It was late. Yeah, we posted it. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: Will insert the photos.
Speaker 2: I was like, so nauseous, but I was so hungry.
Speaker 3: But I knew like I had hit that point in nausea,
Speaker 3: like I am a big stomach ache person.
Speaker 2: Like something about me is I'm gonna have a stomach ache, and.
Speaker 1: She's gonna let everybody know she has this.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna complain about it until it goes away,
Speaker 3: and then when it goes away, I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna let everybody know it went away. I have to
Speaker 3: let everybody know that the soul has entered and then
Speaker 3: exited my body, because I think low kis like stomach
Speaker 3: aches are like souls trying to speak to me, you know,
Speaker 3: like it's okay, no oh, but you get to say
Speaker 3: that you hear explosions when you go to sleep, when
Speaker 3: you hear people talking, I'm the crazy.
Speaker 1: Do I literally do. I saw like this video where
Speaker 1: it's like I don't remember what the context was, but
Speaker 1: it was like a bunch of like whispering and like
Speaker 1: people saying this person's name and like all this shit,
Speaker 1: and they were like, this is what it sounds like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: Literally almost every single night I go to sleep plus
Speaker 1: explosions and big loud sound.
Speaker 2: I guess it.
Speaker 3: I just like, I've never experienced this, so I don't
Speaker 3: like I can't imagine it that's not like to me,
Speaker 3: when you do that, it sounds like the beginning of
Speaker 3: a movie where like someone's in the hospital's like and
Speaker 3: there's like this and then eyes open.
Speaker 2: That's what Drew's falling.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: But whatever.
Speaker 3: That night, I'm really nauseous. And also what's so funny
Speaker 3: is Drew was eating his feet and I was actually
Speaker 3: so hungry because my head hurt so bad. I took
Speaker 3: an I'd be perforent. It didn't work, and I was like, fucking,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take an edible to like just like put
Speaker 3: me to sleep and like get rid of my headache.
Speaker 3: My head went away, but my nausea was like still
Speaker 3: really intense. So I was just laying down about to
Speaker 3: go to sleep, and Drew was like, I think it's
Speaker 3: because you need to eat, eat, and like he kept
Speaker 3: trying to offer me like candy and stuff.
Speaker 1: It was because that's normally, like you always complained about
Speaker 1: having a stomach ache and then you eat and it
Speaker 1: goes away. Yeah, I know, So that was my reasoning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it made sense.
Speaker 3: But I was at that point in nausea that I
Speaker 3: knew that food would just make me throw up, and
Speaker 3: I hate throwing up. I'm so scared of it. And
Speaker 3: I was like, this is disgusting. So if you have
Speaker 3: a throwing up fear, keep listening because like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna throw up.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna talk about it. But I fall asleep,
Speaker 2: knock out.
Speaker 3: I wake up around Like I fell asleep at two am,
Speaker 3: and I woke up around three and I was laying
Speaker 3: diagonally on the bed and I opened my eyes and
Speaker 3: I felt so fucking nauseous and like I couldn't move
Speaker 3: and if I moved, I would be like I would
Speaker 3: throw up. I hate, but I didn't want to throw up,
Speaker 3: so I was I literally I wanted to move so bad,
Speaker 3: but I knew if I did, I would throw up.
Speaker 2: So I just went back to sleep. Like I closed
Speaker 2: my eyes.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm just gonna go back to sleep
Speaker 3: in this position, even though it's uncomfortable. Woke back up
Speaker 3: at four am. I was like, all right, it's not
Speaker 3: going away, Like I need to just get up and
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I went ran threw up. Second time in my life
Speaker 2: I've had Chipotle come up on.
Speaker 3: What was it called digested. I had full grains of
Speaker 3: rice coming out. Yes, very nasty. Second time that's happened
Speaker 3: to me with Chipotle something this fuck around with you,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna sue you, bitch, because that's abnormal. I
Speaker 3: threw up, thinking it's fine. I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 3: Like I feel better, I'm gonna go to sleep. I
Speaker 3: brush my teeth. I drank a bunch of water to rehydrate.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, the rest of my toothpaste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did, because I had to brush my teeth
Speaker 2: like eighteen.
Speaker 1: Times because of how much I was she melted her
Speaker 1: enamel off of her teeth.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: At one point I did like think about that, and
Speaker 3: I stopped brushing my teeth with just gross. But I
Speaker 3: went back to bed, thinking like, bro, like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: wake up tomorrow. We're gonna get out of the flight
Speaker 3: and fucking leaveing Nebraska.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: An hour later, I woke back up, threw up all
Speaker 3: the water I drank, and I was like, okay, not normal,
Speaker 3: but maybe I shouldn't have chogged all that water. Brush
Speaker 3: my teeth again, went back to bed, took a few
Speaker 3: SIPs of water, thinking like, oh, it's chill, fell back asleep.
Speaker 2: An hour later, again woke up and threw up.
Speaker 3: That happened four more times that I would go to bed,
Speaker 3: fall asleep for an hour, wake up, throw up, and
Speaker 3: then I like would just start. I felt so bad
Speaker 3: because Drew was also just awake the whole time.
Speaker 1: Basically, it was so Scaryoh, it was so loud and scary,
Speaker 1: and it was also like the traumatizing type of throat
Speaker 1: where like you already threw up all their shit out
Speaker 1: of your stomach and your body's just like trying to
Speaker 1: eradicate the poison. So it's just like trying to like
Speaker 1: get it out of you, but there's nothing left in
Speaker 1: you to get out. Yeah, it's too late dry heaving.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: And my shoulders and chest and throat were sore for
Speaker 3: like three days.
Speaker 1: I was your throat sore because we shared a room.
Speaker 1: Don't like Okay, yeah wait, but tell them how I'm
Speaker 1: like the best boyfriend, I'm like boyfriend material for we'll
Speaker 1: get into it. I'll finish your story of it.
Speaker 3: But basically, I just woke up at one point and
Speaker 3: I felt no auxious again. I just woke up, put
Speaker 3: some fucking uggs on, put jeans on it. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to the hospital because I like can't do this.
Speaker 3: And I couldn't drink water, I couldn't eat anything. I
Speaker 3: was like, I just need to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: Went to the hospital. They pumped me with like ivy
Speaker 3: fluids and stuff, but it took like an hour for
Speaker 3: them to do it because which it makes sense because
Speaker 3: I'm just there because of food poisoning basically, And there's
Speaker 3: other bitches who actually just like got hit by a
Speaker 3: car challenge.
Speaker 1: So someone when I was waiting in the lobby, had
Speaker 1: like a literal hole in their skull and like had
Speaker 1: an eye patch on and blood just like all down
Speaker 1: their body and sure.
Speaker 3: And I was back there being like, oh my stomach curve,
Speaker 3: so I gotta go.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they pump me with liquid iv and like
Speaker 2: no liquid.
Speaker 1: IVY, shout out liquid ivy.
Speaker 2: They put liquid ivy in.
Speaker 1: I directly did the bloodstream. I found out something that
Speaker 1: if the liquid iv tastes salty, you need it, and
Speaker 1: if it tastes or no, no, no, you don't need it,
Speaker 1: and if it tastes good, you need it. But that
Speaker 1: could just be like internet lower.
Speaker 2: Ship, that might be internet lore because I always had this.
Speaker 1: I love flavor.
Speaker 3: I love like plain liquid IV that's a kind of salty,
Speaker 3: like I don't really like Like I like electrolytes with
Speaker 3: no flavor, Like if I get the juice one I
Speaker 3: get coconut and everybody makes fun for it, but like
Speaker 3: it's like coconut water flavor.
Speaker 1: We're gonna taste like semen. I'm sorry, I'll.
Speaker 2: Say it, and it does.
Speaker 1: I'm practicing now what now what I'm practicing?
Speaker 2: Guys who practicing for drews.
Speaker 6: Pel e yo yo yo?
Speaker 1: Okay, finish your vomits?
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, sorry whatever. Basically, it's so fucking uninteresting.
Speaker 3: I just literally went back to the hotel and I
Speaker 3: woke up hourly after getting my ivy and everything, I
Speaker 3: shit crazy.
Speaker 2: Boots at the fucking hospital. I threw it up again.
Speaker 1: That shit reached. It was thick, like a cloud of shit. Stinks, dude.
Speaker 2: The room smelt like vomit and shit. It was so gross.
Speaker 2: It was fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3: And I feel like, usually I am like such a
Speaker 3: hygiene freak, but I was so sick that I like
Speaker 3: wasn't brushing my teeth and I didn't shower for like
Speaker 3: two days because I was.
Speaker 2: So fucking sick. I was scared to stand in the shower.
Speaker 3: But I got back to the hotel after they pumped
Speaker 3: me with everything, and I literally slept all fucking day.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even stay awake.
Speaker 3: I got back to the hotel and I slept all
Speaker 3: day and I would wake up every like two hours,
Speaker 3: eat two crackers, a bite of a banana, some water,
Speaker 3: and knock back out.
Speaker 2: Like it literally was like I was like slowly.
Speaker 3: And now I feel awesome, and no one talks about
Speaker 3: like the lit feeling after being sick, because I had
Speaker 3: just been sick the week before and I was saying
Speaker 3: like I can't sing and dance.
Speaker 2: This is so sad. I can't sing and dance.
Speaker 3: And I was back to singing and dancing, and then
Speaker 3: I just had it happen again, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 3: my god, God, like life is so beautiful. I can
Speaker 3: sing and dance. I can literally sing it. I can jump,
Speaker 3: sing and dance.
Speaker 1: Did you drink the water at the university, like the
Speaker 1: sink water? Yeah no, because I drink sink water and
Speaker 1: electrocuted me. It literally electrocuted me. I'm not kidding. It
Speaker 1: literally shocked me. When I was like running my hands
Speaker 1: under it, and I was just like whatever, bro like
Speaker 1: it's not that deep, but I kept doing it, and
Speaker 1: I thought maybe, like you just don't have an ironclad
Speaker 1: stomach like mine, and it got you because like half
Speaker 1: the time the water at universities are non podable, so
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to drink it.
Speaker 3: But I do that, and you always do that when
Speaker 3: there's like they always give us water bottles, they always
Speaker 3: give us bottles of water, and there's always a fountain.
Speaker 3: So Duror just does it because he likes drinking out
Speaker 3: of his fucking hand or putting his head.
Speaker 1: It's very primal. I just did it, like when we
Speaker 1: were fixing the mic, I went drink sink water.
Speaker 2: But that is not like you were going to die.
Speaker 3: And well, I guess I don't care either, like it
Speaker 3: actually won it fair like now that I think about it,
Speaker 3: when it FaZe me, yeah, literally, i'd be like I
Speaker 3: might be happy, Wait what like if you done it
Speaker 3: might be happy?
Speaker 1: What the fuckp No, But I'm like boyfriend material y,
Speaker 1: I'm like wifey Like no, I'm like husband material for Okay.
Speaker 1: So I went to the hospital within you and on
Speaker 1: the way to the hospital and it was like, Drew
Speaker 1: just leave, just like go like like just go, and
Speaker 1: I knew she didn't actually mean that. I knew she
Speaker 1: didn't ask said.
Speaker 3: One time in an audio, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: if you want to get on the plane, I like,
Speaker 3: full respect, it sucks to stay here for.
Speaker 1: Another and I was like no, like, I'm here with
Speaker 1: my girl, Like that's all I do is I'm here
Speaker 1: to protect ya, Like that is my vibe. I commuted
Speaker 1: to the hospital with her. I got to so many illnesses.
Speaker 1: It was just like scary.
Speaker 2: He was there for like ten minutes.
Speaker 6: I'm not taken back.
Speaker 1: I know I did that. I did that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 3: Keep crazy because when we got there, the front desk
Speaker 3: lady was being so mean to me, because it makes
Speaker 3: it makes sense though, like I visibly looked healthy. I
Speaker 3: like walked in by myself. They asked if I needed
Speaker 3: to care healthy girl. You look dishoveled like it was scary.
Speaker 3: It was really scary, and you fucking reeked. They should
Speaker 3: have smelt you and taken you back immediately. But yeah, me,
Speaker 3: it fucked and I like I started. Also, I rarely
Speaker 3: get sick to that point. Usually when I'm sick, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't do it anymore. That's a lie because I
Speaker 3: do it all the time. But when I get sick,
Speaker 3: I literally just thug it out and someone will.
Speaker 2: Be like, hey, want to get lunch.
Speaker 3: I'm like yeah, just so you know, I have sore
Speaker 3: throw and I like feel like throwing up and they're
Speaker 3: like okay, and I'm like okay, and.
Speaker 2: I'll literally just go out and chill with them.
Speaker 3: But I I'm not like COVID spreading, but usually when
Speaker 3: I'm sick, it doesn't actually put me into that state.
Speaker 3: So then whenever I've ever gotten that sick, it freaks
Speaker 3: me out because I'm not used to getting sick. So
Speaker 3: she was being mean as fuck to me. Also like
Speaker 3: she low key had dyslexia, which isn't like a dig
Speaker 3: at her, but she was yelling at me. But I
Speaker 3: was like, girl, I can tell because I have a
Speaker 3: friend right next to me who also has dyslexia, that
Speaker 3: you have dyslexia. She like, she goes, what's your birthday
Speaker 3: and give me your ID? And I was like okay,
Speaker 3: and I'm like saying my birthday, I give her my ID.
Speaker 2: She's like, I didn't ask for you, I need your ID.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I literally like I'm like, what,
Speaker 1: what the hell?
Speaker 3: Okay, and then I'm spelling my name to her and
Speaker 3: she was like, what's your first and last name?
Speaker 2: I'm spelling it.
Speaker 3: Mind you were in the middle of but fuck Nebraska,
Speaker 3: there are not many any humans or as uman's.
Speaker 1: Or as She was like, your name is Enya, and
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, you're being crazy right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she like couldn't like hear me, even
Speaker 3: though I was being very clear of how to spell it.
Speaker 1: Well, your name is literally Enya. Like that just hit
Speaker 1: me right now, Like that's crazy, Like no, just like
Speaker 1: I've never like thought of your name, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know how to explain it.
Speaker 3: You're visualizing it and like the play letter, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: animated it like the name is Enya.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: But she couldn't spell my name and then she was
Speaker 2: trying to hear me, couldn't and.
Speaker 3: She was like, she's just give me your ID, and
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, So I just gave her my ID.
Speaker 3: She gets my ID and then she goes your first
Speaker 3: name stops at Enya, and I was like, okay, what
Speaker 3: is happening? Like I don't know what's happening, but I
Speaker 3: genuinely think she might have had like deslexia, because her
Speaker 3: reading it to me felt like when I'm watching you
Speaker 3: read something on your iPhone to me, which isn't a
Speaker 3: dig at her. I could just tell, but she was
Speaker 3: being really mean to me about it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? So then I started crying because I
Speaker 3: also started to get really nauseous from having to speak
Speaker 3: with her so much. And then she started to feel
Speaker 3: bad because I looked like.
Speaker 1: She got nice and she was like, go, you go,
Speaker 1: He'll help me with your insurance. So I stood back
Speaker 1: with the mean lady and gave her Enya's insurance. It
Speaker 1: was scary, y'all. She was yelling at me, well, anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in the lobby like having a panic attack
Speaker 1: because I'm like, and you might not make it through this,
Speaker 1: Like it was really traumatizing for me, and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: Like I need to go back to the hotel and
Speaker 1: like pack our bags. Is our flight flas couple hours?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was like, we got to go back to
Speaker 1: the hotel. I'm going to go pack our bags just
Speaker 1: in case they does feel better. So I go back
Speaker 1: and I pack all of our shit up and I'm
Speaker 1: just like doing my thing and I'm chilling in the
Speaker 1: hotel and then like I start thinking and it like
Speaker 1: gets like to like fucking two or some shit, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, we have to be at the airport
Speaker 1: right now. We're not making this flight. So I call
Speaker 1: American Airlines and I like like, yo, like, is there
Speaker 1: any way we can get our flight changed up tomorrow?
Speaker 1: And he was like, y'all didn't book the flights where
Speaker 1: you can change it same day. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: she's in the hospital. Does that change anything? And she
Speaker 1: was like he was like yeah, yeah, yeah, Like let
Speaker 1: me look into this, and like he got us our
Speaker 1: flights changed. I still have to pay like one hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty dollars each, which is fucking insane, but it
Speaker 1: was better than like seven hundred dollars each, and then
Speaker 1: I like get our hotel extended, and I'm just like
Speaker 1: I'm literally embossing up, like doing the whole damn thing,
Speaker 1: like it was crazy. And then I get then I'm like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 1: like the room is dirty. I'm gonna pick up. And
Speaker 1: then I had like them come up and clean the room,
Speaker 1: and like I was, I was just like like yeah,
Speaker 1: you were doing good doing things like I was doing
Speaker 1: the thing. Kay's over here like like damn, I.
Speaker 4: Know, I'm like a little bit jealous.
Speaker 2: And I came and I.
Speaker 3: Blew up the bathroom, so all that cleaning my fucking
Speaker 3: the bathroom ripped by Suitcado opened that he packed for
Speaker 3: me and like ripped every out trying.
Speaker 1: To I folded everything nicely. No, and then, like the
Speaker 1: real tea is at night, I ordered Sonic for dinner
Speaker 1: because I I haven't had Sonic in a long time,
Speaker 1: well since I was in Texas last and I was like.
Speaker 3: Also on top of that, he went to a basketball
Speaker 3: game that night because there just so happened to be
Speaker 3: like a game he wanted to see. Yeah, March Madness
Speaker 3: was happening in our hotel. He went to a basketball
Speaker 3: game and came back with a fucking hot dog and
Speaker 3: some tinfoil so with.
Speaker 1: I walked out the corner of a.
Speaker 2: Five hours before he ordered Sonic.
Speaker 3: On top of that, mind your bed rotting, and I
Speaker 3: can't eat anything other than saltine crackers.
Speaker 1: And whose fault is that, lokey yours? Yeah? True? But anyways, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did go to a March Madness game. It was
Speaker 1: fucking lit and everything I wanted it to be. And
Speaker 1: I'll end it there so y'all don't freak the fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he left me alone in the hotel room and
Speaker 3: I could have died in my sleep. Actually, good thing
Speaker 3: you left, because I wasn't hang out a bowl like
Speaker 3: I just was dead asleep.
Speaker 1: I asked you, like several times. I was like, are
Speaker 1: you sure you want me to go? You need it.
Speaker 1: I need it. I needed that after taking care of
Speaker 1: you all day. It was really it was really scary.
Speaker 6: For the mother.
Speaker 1: But I order. I did bring him a hot dog,
Speaker 1: and I walked, like I'm not kidding, like a mile
Speaker 1: and a half like away from the gymnasium because everyone
Speaker 1: was like trying or from the stadium because everyone was
Speaker 1: calling ubers and I was walking with like a hot
Speaker 1: dog in my hand and a Pepsi that I had
Speaker 1: ordered like as I was walking out, because I was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be good as fuck for dinner tonight.
Speaker 1: I get back to the hotel, I order Sonic and
Speaker 1: it sits out because I know, let my food like
Speaker 1: get cold, because I'm a monster, and it's sitting at
Speaker 1: the edge of my bed and it gets like to bedtime,
Speaker 1: and he already passed out really early, and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: why I need to eat this before I go to bed.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is my dream situation, Like
Speaker 1: I can go to sleep before midnight. Like this is
Speaker 1: a fucking vibe for me. So I like literally start
Speaker 1: pulling my food out of the bag and I realized
Speaker 1: it's like loud as fuck. So you know what I
Speaker 1: do to protect enya. I take my food to the
Speaker 1: fucking bathroom and I eat it on the floor of
Speaker 1: the bathroom with that door shut so I don't wake
Speaker 1: up in yet.
Speaker 3: And I was still kind of awake, and I told
Speaker 3: the next day that I heard him starting to crinkle
Speaker 3: everything because I was like asleep, but not in a
Speaker 3: deep enough since I'd slept all day. I was still
Speaker 3: really exhausted, but I wasn't in a deep enough sleep
Speaker 3: that I couldn't hear what was around me.
Speaker 2: And I heard the back start to crinkle. And also,
Speaker 2: I fucking hate small sounds. They drive me crazy. So
Speaker 2: I was laying that.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, this is about to
Speaker 3: be the worst like twenty eight minutes of my life
Speaker 3: because I'm gonna hear Drew crinkle through his sonic and
Speaker 3: I you're also so lit because I'd made a comment
Speaker 3: about how the night before I was so when I
Speaker 3: was like throwing up a bunch.
Speaker 2: We had raising canes in the.
Speaker 3: In the room with us, like it was in the
Speaker 3: room with us, and it smelt so bad overnight, Like.
Speaker 2: It was so disgusting.
Speaker 3: We fucking treated that hotel room like literally an abandoned house,
Speaker 3: like it was really fun.
Speaker 1: It was our trap. Yeah, was like for sure, but yeah.
Speaker 3: I heard him go into the bathroom and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't There's no way he's gonna eat in there,
Speaker 3: and he did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I wanted you to sleep. I needed you
Speaker 1: to sleep, nead.
Speaker 2: Me to wrest up so we could get the fuck
Speaker 2: out of the No.
Speaker 1: I would have like not cared if we were still there. Like,
Speaker 1: I like literally loved it there. Everyone was so fucking nice,
Speaker 1: Like I like also like everybody like I must like
Speaker 1: have aura or something, because everybody wanted to like have
Speaker 1: a conversation with you.
Speaker 3: Nobody wanted to talk to me, which I actually like
Speaker 3: am offended by.
Speaker 1: Like everybody would just like start chopping it up.
Speaker 4: And it's because you were in a hospital. Gown covered and.
Speaker 5: Shit covered in red and you smell like shit also,
Speaker 5: And then the other times when I wasn't sick when
Speaker 5: we got there, I was the highest fucking scared of
Speaker 5: everybody I saw, because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: people live here.
Speaker 2: I'm so scared.
Speaker 3: But that first day there was magical though it was
Speaker 3: also that's probably what added to my like I was
Speaker 3: not treating my stomach correctly, especially four days after being
Speaker 3: sick already.
Speaker 1: Well, that's like the point of the college shows for
Speaker 1: us is like we get to do a college show,
Speaker 1: we also get to like live in a hotel and
Speaker 1: like experience what it was like to be sixteen again,
Speaker 1: like hanging out with each other for the first time,
Speaker 1: and we order the worst food you can possibly eat
Speaker 1: and put in your body because it's like vacation. Calories
Speaker 1: don't count, Like that's the whole vie. Guys, I don't
Speaker 1: actually calorie count, Like.
Speaker 3: Oh girl, we fu we see what you eat, Like
Speaker 3: I don't think there's a stingle parts on this way.
Speaker 2: Who's like, guys, we need to help Drew like he's
Speaker 2: literally not.
Speaker 4: I think Drew actually eats the most calorically dense foods,
Speaker 4: saying I saw.
Speaker 1: Something I like yours breaking records. Oh the fucking meal.
Speaker 1: So on Wingstop, I ordered like like five tenders and
Speaker 1: then an extra two tenders because I wanted five limon pepper.
Speaker 1: I've been transitioning to limon pepper, like the limon pepper
Speaker 1: goes crazy and then I get I get two mild
Speaker 1: wings and then I get a side of fries and
Speaker 1: a large coke and that's like been my like, go
Speaker 1: to order seven tinders not wings, And on the app,
Speaker 1: it like showed me like how many calories it was,
Speaker 1: and it was like three eight hundred calories that I
Speaker 1: just like eight in one sitting with Pistaschio butter, stay on.
Speaker 3: Top of like Pistaschio butter, take five like leftover Chipotle
Speaker 3: and in an outberger Like what Drew.
Speaker 2: Does all day is cool? Any Yeah, he gathers all day.
Speaker 2: So if anybody eats.
Speaker 3: Anything or goes out to eat anything, or like makes something,
Speaker 3: and you offered him like I could make maca cheese
Speaker 3: right now at fucking twelve thirty PM, ask her if
Speaker 3: he wants somebody.
Speaker 2: He's like no, but maybe I'll dig into it later,
Speaker 2: So just leave it out.
Speaker 3: And he wants you to leave it out and then
Speaker 3: later on he goes around and like picks up all
Speaker 3: the leftover food, like Josh actual food last night, and
Speaker 3: Drew was like, oh, I'll eat it. And like earlier
Speaker 3: in the day, in the day they went to In
Speaker 3: and Out and I came home and.
Speaker 2: There was just a burger there and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: who's this is? Andrew was like mine. I didn't even
Speaker 2: question because it was like four pm. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's his dinner.
Speaker 4: I had a kind of like great depression mindset.
Speaker 1: Is that I'm like a literally squirrel, like collecting my
Speaker 1: fucking food for the winter every night. Like I had
Speaker 1: like a box of fish and chips, I had an
Speaker 1: In and Out burger. Dude, I'm not I'm not playing
Speaker 1: like the pistachio butter, like mixing or dipping a recias
Speaker 1: stick into the pistaschio butter and eating it is like
Speaker 1: literally so good it Like I'm telling you on now,
Speaker 1: we're not talking.
Speaker 2: About how I'm WiFi material.
Speaker 1: Oh you are.
Speaker 3: Saw that pistachio butter two times in one day and
Speaker 3: was like I want that. But because he's like frugal
Speaker 3: and like busy collecting for his dinner, he didn't want
Speaker 3: to buy it for himself, and I went back to
Speaker 3: the spot we saw it at and I was like, actually,
Speaker 3: I should have bought that because I was like, way
Speaker 3: too overpriced, but I felt like inclined to because of
Speaker 3: the interaction I but.
Speaker 2: I the cashier heard me say, I like grabbed in.
Speaker 3: I was talking to it, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get it for my friend, Like whatever, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get it for Drew, Like Drew really wants this. He
Speaker 3: I saw him keep talking about it, and like, I
Speaker 3: think he'll be happy if he came home and saw it.
Speaker 3: So I go and get it, and then the friends
Speaker 3: like oh, Like the cashier was like, oh, that's so sweet,
Speaker 3: just to let you know.
Speaker 2: It's thirty one dollars.
Speaker 1: Thirty one dollars one fuck.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, because pistachios are like rare.
Speaker 2: Are Like no, it's like a nice County want for Italy.
Speaker 1: I need to like savor that shit because.
Speaker 2: You're stinking kit Cats Reese's.
Speaker 1: Pieces and like fucking all this like that's like blasphemy.
Speaker 2: It's no.
Speaker 3: I mean that's the way it's like when you get
Speaker 3: like when people buy something nice for themselves, I think
Speaker 3: they should use the fuck out of it and really
Speaker 3: like not destroy it, but like put it to use
Speaker 3: because you got it and you should enjoy it.
Speaker 1: That's what you're doing, pocket pee word what.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's okay. I mean I think
Speaker 4: to use you are technically right? Yeah, technically right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, am I inexpired? Twink?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, no, no, no, I I know a few expire?
Speaker 2: Let me stop?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: Should we name them? Should we name who aspires?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I don't think you're inspired, twink, because like the era,
Speaker 3: everybody clean.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I was never this was This was a
Speaker 1: trick fucking question and you'll all fell I'm supposed to say, oh,
Speaker 1: you were never a swing. You were never a swing.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 3: Now I'm not gonna finish because I'm literally about to
Speaker 3: go in and protect the funk out of you, bitch,
Speaker 3: and guess what, you're sweak with that stupid big ass
Speaker 3: fuck you?
Speaker 1: What the hell? No, I would never wish that, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you.
Speaker 2: Know what they say, I would never say that. I
Speaker 2: don't know who said I said. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: y'all need to.
Speaker 3: Stop because when y'all pictures that say tweak you just
Speaker 3: were like eight years old, so you didn't know the vibes.
Speaker 3: But that was every guy's vibe, was like oh, I'm
Speaker 3: so like put together and like.
Speaker 1: Little yup yup.
Speaker 3: No, that literally was the vibe if you look at
Speaker 3: every guy's vibe during like Okay, yes, it doesn't help
Speaker 3: that you were only posting about Beyonce and Lonay and.
Speaker 1: Like no because they're hot.
Speaker 3: I think that's where it gets mixed up because also
Speaker 3: you were like posted.
Speaker 2: Up with you were kind of.
Speaker 1: No no no no no no no, that's all I
Speaker 1: get to drinking.
Speaker 2: Like battling your gaze. But but you're going to jail.
Speaker 1: Like Drew Phillips frappuccino.
Speaker 3: I because I never got that vibe from you, and
Speaker 3: I never was like also, I feel like you were
Speaker 3: straight passing too.
Speaker 2: Everybody around you thought you were straight, which is kind
Speaker 2: of crazy, but it's it's like it goes into showing
Speaker 2: like the vibe of that era.
Speaker 3: Do you get what I'm saying, Like nobody would have
Speaker 3: assumed anything, so I don't. I never thought you were
Speaker 3: a twink. I never gave you the twink card period.
Speaker 3: You're more of like stink, like you're on that end,
Speaker 3: like whatever that would be like a twink.
Speaker 1: I'm okay why I just needed to address that, and
Speaker 1: Kayu failed miserably.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I sure said, yeah you mean otter death.
Speaker 4: Otter death. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm working on it.
Speaker 2: Hey, I just think you're sexy.
Speaker 1: I know you don't need a label, Okay, I know,
Speaker 1: Fuck I don't. I don't mean it.
Speaker 3: Also, last night, I was like, fuck, what are we
Speaker 3: gonna talk about on the podcast?
Speaker 2: Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I was like, fuck it, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: get high, and like we were watching Snatch Game and stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna I'm gonna think of something funny
Speaker 3: to say, Like it's gonna be funny, bitch.
Speaker 2: I came up stairs and we talked about Cocoa Trees
Speaker 2: for an hour. That's all we did.
Speaker 3: We were just watching Cocoa Trees and I'm only mentioning
Speaker 3: it again because.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Josiah about it.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, I can't even like mention all
Speaker 3: these things we're saying right now because we just talked
Speaker 3: about Coco in the last episode, and people are gonna
Speaker 3: be like, damn, they really like are obsessed with Coco,
Speaker 3: but I am, and I decided we need to hold
Speaker 3: an event and hire Coco to do her Janet draft.
Speaker 2: That's what I need. Like that would be fucking everything.
Speaker 2: It would be so good.
Speaker 3: But Coco on Treesa was scaring me because I think
Speaker 3: she's been the same age for like eighteen years. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's like RuPaul too, Like RuPaul's been the same age.
Speaker 3: And also Bianca del Rio has been the same age
Speaker 3: for eighteen years. Like Bianca del Rio has been whatever
Speaker 3: age she is for eighteen plus.
Speaker 1: She's a queen's queen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the Queen's gamut of the queens. I've never
Speaker 3: seen that show. I don't know why I saw that.
Speaker 1: I watched that all in like literally one.
Speaker 2: Sitting nerd bitch shit so boring. Is there sex in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually like naked, Yeah, boobs, big boobs to everyone download.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we did play with this hat.
Speaker 2: For two hours.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll insert the videos now.
Speaker 2: Literally I looked, threw up. We played with that haber
Speaker 2: so long. Oh down here.
Speaker 4: I swear my life was like before I saw that
Speaker 4: image and then after wait show.
Speaker 6: First ye.
Speaker 2: Get that one, bro, we played with that hat for
Speaker 2: so long. The way it started was I.
Speaker 3: Was like talking about Zendaya or something, and nobody steal this.
Speaker 3: Y'all better not steal my Halloween costume because I know
Speaker 3: I have it.
Speaker 4: Wait, you look so cute?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 4: There's nothing like on that as far as like a
Speaker 4: filter goes right, Okay, it's just the hat that actually.
Speaker 1: Know I was.
Speaker 4: I was just confirming that there wasn't. It's the hat.
Speaker 4: It balances out your face.
Speaker 2: I think, oh yeah, I got it.
Speaker 3: When we put the filter on Josie, though, it made
Speaker 3: his head like actually like Tenny size. I don't know
Speaker 3: why it did that to Josie. Josie's like had no head.
Speaker 3: But the way that started was we were talking about
Speaker 3: how we were missing this hat for so long. We
Speaker 3: brought it back from New York from that one trip
Speaker 3: it went missing. We hadn't seen it in so long,
Speaker 3: and I was to the point where I was accusing
Speaker 3: Josie of low ki stealing it and selling it because
Speaker 3: it's a cult of ours own hat, and I was
Speaker 3: we were talking him about it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: you stole that fucking hat, and he just was kind
Speaker 3: of silent, and it seemed like he did. I was like,
Speaker 3: you sold, like stole it and sold it. I fucking
Speaker 3: know you did. And then he was just like what
Speaker 3: how much was it? And I thought it was eight
Speaker 3: hundred but it was like a three hundred dollar hat
Speaker 3: and I think it was also on sale when we
Speaker 3: got it, but whatever.
Speaker 2: But I in my mind it was like an eight
Speaker 2: hundred dollars hat.
Speaker 3: I was like, that hat was eight hundred dollars and
Speaker 3: Josie like freaked the fuck out, and then I that
Speaker 3: furthered my suspicions that he probably fucking sold it for
Speaker 3: twenty bucks and find out it was worth eight hundred
Speaker 3: were like, oh, oh my god, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Should we insert the.
Speaker 3: Video of Yeah, we need to fight, like we we
Speaker 3: have a really gross closet that's like full of ship
Speaker 3: and George just got off and.
Speaker 7: He was like, I feel like I know this closet
Speaker 7: is fucking crazy. It's crazy, y'all, Like this is dangerous.
Speaker 3: Oh he has a tripon.
Speaker 1: It looks.
Speaker 3: Looks like really good, Like he hasn't aged a fucking days. George,
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it was so fun that has that has
Speaker 3: this has been worth every penny I know.
Speaker 1: We have gotten. We have gotten like multiple, multiple, multiple
Speaker 1: bits out of it. We've had so much fun.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't think the designers ever thought they they
Speaker 3: would have brought this much joy with that hat.
Speaker 1: They literally thought like it was a joke. They thought
Speaker 1: it was a joke. But no, this is very real.
Speaker 3: But I decided I'm gonna be Zindia with her big
Speaker 3: hat for Halloween.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Buy like a suit jack of like that to find
Speaker 3: a full outfit picture. But that's my Halloween costume this year,
Speaker 3: So y'all better not take it.
Speaker 2: I know it's very ahead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ahead of it.
Speaker 3: Maybe I just do that for an episode, Like should
Speaker 3: I just be Zindia with big hat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me not forget.
Speaker 3: My Yeah what I say to Josie when we kept
Speaker 3: accusing him of selling it, I was like, yeah, And
Speaker 3: every time you went and bought another fucking pop bar,
Speaker 3: you were like, let me not forget my big hat.
Speaker 1: Big hat? Okay, Well I was thinking about the show
Speaker 1: The Biggest Loser. That show is fucking crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: So many shows from that era are just so awful
Speaker 3: or like what not to Wear?
Speaker 2: Did you ever watch that? I know what not to wear?
Speaker 3: They would literally a family member would be like, you
Speaker 3: dressed like shit, you look like shit, your makeup is
Speaker 3: fucked and you need fucking help. They would call these
Speaker 3: two random fucking people like these two like designers.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck they did. I don't
Speaker 2: know how they got the the prestige too.
Speaker 1: Oh did we do an episode of field Trip?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, we like made fun of Josie in that way.
Speaker 3: They would film them like candidly walking around them all
Speaker 3: looking like shit, and then pull them out and be.
Speaker 2: Like, look at yourself, and it would just be videos
Speaker 2: of them existing. They'd be like, you look like shit,
Speaker 2: you know, so you know you offer ound and.
Speaker 1: You look like shit, and that to put you on
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 3: Look at that fucking hat on your head, bitch, we
Speaker 3: gotta put.
Speaker 1: It looks good and you're jealous.
Speaker 2: I hate that because of your hair, like it looks
Speaker 2: like you would wear that.
Speaker 1: I know it literally looks like proportionately like so sore
Speaker 1: from what the squats that we did on the treadmive.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah you can do squats on a treadmill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you like do London it's like walking.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's really creative.
Speaker 1: And then put it put it on like fifteen percent incline.
Speaker 1: Ooh one mile.
Speaker 2: Oh you was so beautiful.
Speaker 4: So did you did you see the investigation to red
Speaker 4: forty No? Yeah, this like Medical Journal released a bunch
Speaker 4: of side effects of It says the use of red
Speaker 4: forty is concerning because it has been linked to a
Speaker 4: host of physical and mental.
Speaker 1: Point at me, Why did you point out me when
Speaker 1: it you said mental? I was just like genius. It's
Speaker 1: because I have the big cat with my brain. It
Speaker 1: fell big, y'all. Y'all are wondering why I have this
Speaker 1: big hat the top of my head.
Speaker 2: People have power.
Speaker 1: Exactly, it's my big fucking brain and be exposed anyway.
Speaker 4: It says it's linked to host of physical and mental
Speaker 4: health issues, including add ADHD, allergies, immune disorders.
Speaker 2: You do have allergies?
Speaker 1: And then they said I'm allergic to these bitches, y'all.
Speaker 1: They said the last effect immune disorders. It's because I'm
Speaker 1: immune to the hate.
Speaker 4: Dude, Why are you joking around? I'm literally trying to
Speaker 4: like tell you how serious this is. The last thing
Speaker 4: that they say is mind storms.
Speaker 1: Hold on, mindstorms?
Speaker 4: What is that mindstorm?
Speaker 1: Green needle? What is a green needles?
Speaker 4: Issues? Where the brains. It says issues where the brain's
Speaker 4: wiring or electrical activity has been dismantled.
Speaker 1: So does that mean like my explosions or are you
Speaker 1: doing all that like me? Isn't it made out of
Speaker 1: like bugs, blood or something like that?
Speaker 2: It's like beetle, beetle.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know beetles?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Is that why I hear explosions and whispers that night?
Speaker 4: From the explosions? Thing is like, do you know about
Speaker 4: exploding head syndrome?
Speaker 1: I like, I've heard of it, and that's what people
Speaker 1: have told me, But I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know it was a real thing.
Speaker 4: But it's when you like wake up to the sound
Speaker 4: of a massive explosion.
Speaker 1: Dude, and and you can vouch for me, I'll like
Speaker 1: fall asleep on the couch and then I'll be like,
Speaker 1: I'll wake up and be like, did y'all hear that?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What happened outside?
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I swear the house shook.
Speaker 3: I swear also, wait, you were fully dead asleep on
Speaker 3: the couch at one point, and I was, oh, Drew
Speaker 3: was asleep and we wanted to keep hanging on me
Speaker 3: and Josie were sitting there. I was like, oh, should
Speaker 3: we watch Young Sheldon and Drew just like mumbered prostays Yes, yes, bruh.
Speaker 1: Young Sheldon has infiltrated my brain. Like it's all I
Speaker 1: can think about.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, I have Red forty, Like, do you not
Speaker 2: eat red for me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: I only eat natural whole foods.
Speaker 1: Red forty is a synthetic food that made from petroleum.
Speaker 1: So it's a petroleum from dinosaurs. Girl, RuPaul's been fracking
Speaker 1: red for the whole time. Grandma started a red forty
Speaker 1: fracking business.
Speaker 2: Hello, I really thought it was beatles. Oh, I think
Speaker 2: that's for makeup. There's like a makeup product.
Speaker 3: There's like an uh like a certain red dye used
Speaker 3: for makeup.
Speaker 2: That's beetles. And that's why certain brands are reading.
Speaker 1: The beetle juice beetle juice. I just don't think it's
Speaker 1: that serious. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't do I care because I feel
Speaker 2: like we had all that shit before.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, well, now what, Ye, it's only making
Speaker 3: a stronger Yeah, if you think about it.
Speaker 1: Wait, so I'm still hung up on you pointing to
Speaker 1: me when it said it causes mental issues.
Speaker 3: You don't think my girl's mentally stable.
Speaker 4: I'm it's like, look look at him.
Speaker 2: Expensive shirt, expensive hat? What else is there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My shirt is meth No, actually I think it's
Speaker 1: MDMA maybe or something like that. I don't remember what
Speaker 1: it is. What did you say about mono mononucleus mononucleosis? Wait? Kay?
Speaker 1: Can you read the letters off to me on my
Speaker 1: shirt because I can't look down and see them?
Speaker 4: M E T hyhy What is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Find?
Speaker 4: Is that an L L E N E D Can
Speaker 4: you of your hand? Uh l O x Y M
Speaker 4: E t h A M p h E t A
Speaker 4: and then the other one I can't see because you're
Speaker 4: wieners in the way.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait is it? Oh? It is M
Speaker 1: D M A period period. And I wore this to
Speaker 1: like my Grandma's old folks home, and I was walking
Speaker 1: around with my shirt that just said like M D
Speaker 1: M A all over it, and I felt so weird.
Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Grandma. Oh A moment of silence.
Speaker 4: I think I'm just like kind of blown away. Ye
Speaker 4: we were doing a moment yea, Okay, yeah, no, I do.
Speaker 4: I just want to say I do respect your grandma.
Speaker 4: And we can start now.
Speaker 1: All right, we're good, We're good, We're good. We got
Speaker 1: a second of silence. Let's model, can we get a
Speaker 1: second of sign? Oh? I talked about this at the
Speaker 1: College show, but my whole feed has been sour dough
Speaker 1: bread and soriasis videos. The two don't really mix.
Speaker 2: Well, I hate but scalp flakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What I found out is that sour dough you
Speaker 1: have like a culture that you literally have to feed
Speaker 1: every day, like it's a fucking child. It, Like it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It that is like crazy person behavior. I thought it
Speaker 1: was just like a powder that you sprinkled into the
Speaker 1: bread that made it sourlan funky, but like no, it's
Speaker 1: like a literal child that you have to feed flower
Speaker 1: every single day, which is like hilarious. And when I
Speaker 1: heard that, I was like, damn, I want to do that.
Speaker 1: And when it's like super bloomed and you have to
Speaker 1: like rotate it to like flatten it out and like
Speaker 1: let all the gas out, like burp it. You literally
Speaker 1: have to burp your baby. I want to do that
Speaker 1: so bad. But anyways, Siasis bitch. I fucking love Sorias's
Speaker 1: videos when they're it's like in your scalp, and they
Speaker 1: like comb the flakes through your hair with that special comb,
Speaker 1: and then they have the home that like collects all
Speaker 1: the dust in the tip and they shoot it out
Speaker 1: like charcoal or like uh powder pellets, like and it's
Speaker 1: all your dead skin. Like I'm not kidding. I want
Speaker 1: to eat it like a tic tac, like.
Speaker 3: I want to literally said that the flakes look like
Speaker 3: fish food, and he wants to eat I want to eat.
Speaker 2: That is like the grossest thing I've ever heard. Also,
Speaker 2: I'm not even hanging on people with.
Speaker 3: Crisis because I have gnarly as eggs mum, bitch, my
Speaker 3: fucking skyle foods. But the videos of that stuff I
Speaker 3: just have realized. I've always known this, but I am
Speaker 3: so grossed.
Speaker 2: Out by humans. They fucking disgust me.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to see that shit, Like I
Speaker 3: just want to see somebody looking like I just want
Speaker 3: to see you from Afar And if you have like
Speaker 3: like flakes in your scalp, I do too, But like
Speaker 3: I don't like imagine like going up to somebody and
Speaker 3: just showing them your flake.
Speaker 1: I have a horror story about Dan Drift, but I'm
Speaker 1: not going to get into it because it's very traumatic.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I want to eat crisis flakes, period,
Speaker 1: point blank.
Speaker 3: Well, we need to talk about the scam of the sentry,
Speaker 3: which is fake leather being sold at high margins because
Speaker 3: they just put the word vegan in front of it,
Speaker 3: like it's literally just plastic, like it is plastic.
Speaker 4: Wow, is it really just plastic?
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of it is. I think a
Speaker 2: lot of them like make it out.
Speaker 1: Of my celium, and then i'd pay a premium.
Speaker 3: A lot of the higher brands do claim to make
Speaker 3: it out of other things like but wait, but then
Speaker 3: it's not vegan because I've seen somebody said they made
Speaker 3: it like fucking like fish eggs or some shit before,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what the fuck they make it
Speaker 3: out of tarrian, yeah, vegetarian leather.
Speaker 1: Oh have y'all seen those snail crushing videos, the snail
Speaker 1: egg crushing videos? Crushing, yes, and yet okay, killing?
Speaker 4: Okay, right, red ones, Yes.
Speaker 3: So I thought you were all miss mister. Oh, it's
Speaker 3: only crime is being small is watching snail crushing video?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: No, it's the eggs and it's an invasive, invasive species
Speaker 1: and they lay like millions of eggs a year. So
Speaker 1: like if you see these.
Speaker 3: Clusters have a species like that every day, like every year,
Speaker 3: because wasn't it the flying things.
Speaker 2: Like the moths?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this video? I hate this video?
Speaker 1: Oh they look like pid raspberries. Imagine eating that shit
Speaker 1: and I know it tastes good because nothing should be
Speaker 1: that color and it not be candy. Period.
Speaker 4: Have you seen a snow laying it laying the eggs?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Can?
Speaker 1: I want to dude.
Speaker 4: It looks insane. It literally looks like an alien is it?
Speaker 4: Like it like transports them out onto its tail into
Speaker 4: like a cluster that is so like little please don't
Speaker 4: make that noise?
Speaker 2: What like you want to eat it?
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, the red forty has gone to your brain
Speaker 3: because anything you see that color. We were at the
Speaker 3: farmer's market walking around and you're literally just all bottles
Speaker 3: of pure red. It was like, oh, what is that?
Speaker 3: That looks so yummy. There was no description of what
Speaker 3: it could have been, like it could have been chimboy,
Speaker 3: it could have been hot sauce, it could have been
Speaker 3: like anything.
Speaker 2: It could have been kimchi.
Speaker 3: And he was like oh and like ran over to
Speaker 3: it and looked at all the bottles.
Speaker 2: He was like, oh wait, this sun kind of sounds
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 3: As if he's gonna put it on anything, he just
Speaker 3: like wants it the bread.
Speaker 1: Do you remember my arc of eating a color a day?
Speaker 1: Like I tried to eat only red for a day,
Speaker 1: only blue for a day, only orange for a day.
Speaker 1: I didn't get very far. I didn't get very far.
Speaker 2: But yeah, because God forbid, you landed on green and
Speaker 2: you have to have vegetation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this game isn't fun anymore. Okay, sleep has been
Speaker 1: freaking me the fuck out recently. I like literally like,
Speaker 1: how does time happen so fast when you're asleep? But
Speaker 1: it happens fast for everybody? Like no, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: that's when the simulation is shutting down and they're literally
Speaker 1: putting us all asleep because the simulation can't handle two
Speaker 1: hemispheres of the Earth all on at once. So we
Speaker 1: turn out all of our lights, we turn out all
Speaker 1: of our brain powers, like all of that shit because
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Like really, it is so funny. You're like low key
Speaker 2: dead as fun literally.
Speaker 1: Explain it to me. And then how do you only
Speaker 1: know you're asleep? Or how do you only know you
Speaker 1: slept when you wake.
Speaker 2: Up, Like, Okay, you gotta stumped all of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I got a big fucking brain. I got
Speaker 1: a big fucking brain. No, but sleep, Like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is? I know what it is? Like, I know
Speaker 1: it's like to like whatever, but like really like it's weird.
Speaker 3: It's so funny because it's genuinely I love it and
Speaker 3: it's so nothing like and it also like makes me
Speaker 3: feel so bad when I do too much of it.
Speaker 2: But like a low key wait, guys, sleep.
Speaker 1: It is a drug. It is literally a drug, and
Speaker 1: I'm addicted. Baby, I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 3: There's conversation just not reminded me of like, oh if
Speaker 3: you had to wear vintage clothes but it was dead.
Speaker 2: That's what I like.
Speaker 1: Hell not hell not.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, no, no no, I got a couple, I
Speaker 1: got a couple more. I got a couple more.
Speaker 2: I want a puff bar so bad, Like I'm done.
Speaker 2: I'm done because of being sick.
Speaker 3: I'm like off of it cause it kind of just
Speaker 3: naturally the first time I was sick, I fell off
Speaker 3: of it. Then we were going to the college show.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, I like need one for this
Speaker 3: because I want to just like sit in bed and
Speaker 3: stuck on my baba.
Speaker 2: I got one, I got sick. I wasn't fucking hitting it.
Speaker 3: Then we got home and I went out one night
Speaker 3: like right after I got healthy, which is like such
Speaker 3: a crazy vibe. I didn't drink. But I need to
Speaker 3: stop doing that, like the day you know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's just so exciting when I wake up and I
Speaker 3: can sing and dance, and then someone invites me out,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I really can sing and dance,
Speaker 3: like tonight is my night of dancing and singing and
Speaker 3: like using my body. But whatever, I had it that night,
Speaker 3: and then that night I was disgusted by it, so
Speaker 3: I threw it away. But every time I do the
Speaker 3: podcast or play Fortnite, I want it so bad, like
Speaker 3: Fortnite podcasts and drinking coffee. I want a puff bar
Speaker 3: so bad. And those are the only moments it crosses
Speaker 3: my mind.
Speaker 2: But I'm done. I'm fucking done.
Speaker 6: Lie.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go one after this.
Speaker 1: I imagine doing s. Imagine doing s and like rolling
Speaker 1: over and instead of it being a cigarette, it's a babe.
Speaker 2: I've literally been that late.
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, and I've done it with someone else do
Speaker 5: I'm like, here, oh my.
Speaker 3: And I've been the person to go out, smoke a cigarette,
Speaker 3: come inside and still hit my buff bar in bed.
Speaker 2: You're ex Oh, I give you a bar. It literally
Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I actually don't think it matters. If propaganda and it
Speaker 3: doesn't matter, but it actually does. Guys, Like, there's so
Speaker 3: many layers to it.
Speaker 2: What the fuck ever? Bruh?
Speaker 3: Literally like, being sick so often really has had me
Speaker 3: thinking about what I put in my body.
Speaker 2: And I think that's why I'm trying to distance myself from.
Speaker 3: It because I don't I like, don't want fast food
Speaker 3: because it's like it's freaking me out because I got
Speaker 3: sick too often, and like I don't want it, and
Speaker 3: I want to see what happens if I don't have it,
Speaker 3: And I want to see what happens if I don't
Speaker 3: have puff bar. But then I'm like, do I actually
Speaker 3: give a fuck? Because the joy of being healthy after
Speaker 3: being sick.
Speaker 1: Like it's weird, that is so weird.
Speaker 3: But I don't take my health for granted, trust and
Speaker 3: you what's crazy is the day before I got sick,
Speaker 3: we were walking to the grocery store.
Speaker 2: Remember I was talking about that.
Speaker 3: I was like, it's sing and dance, Like I just can't,
Speaker 3: like no one can take singing and dancing away from me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: That is beautiful and like, really, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like if you want to sing and dance,
Speaker 1: just sing and dance because like, if you really think
Speaker 1: about it, like life is all about like loving yourself. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's real though. Yeah uh, I was going to ask
Speaker 1: you what you're craziest, like, oh, hear me out, like
Speaker 1: and then you show me someone who's sexy hot, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to play this game anymore, play a
Speaker 1: little game. Oh Enya's bunk ass water bottle.
Speaker 6: Bru.
Speaker 1: Literally, I hate this thing. I hate this water bottle.
Speaker 1: So mind for.
Speaker 3: Twenty four hours, and hey, I've received only from the
Speaker 3: men in my life. I've been like, oh, that's stupid, fucking, big,
Speaker 3: fucking water bottle, you bitch.
Speaker 2: You don't even drink water at least. I'm sitting here Hi,
Speaker 2: drinking myself and I take care of myself.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna get off of this, go kneel down
Speaker 3: into the bridge and drinking old.
Speaker 2: Coke like you're gonna get on.
Speaker 1: Maya, Yeah you bitch, Yeah, you're okay.
Speaker 3: Also, what's fucked up is I didn't buy this and
Speaker 3: like thank you to the person who sent it to me,
Speaker 3: to the company, like God, bless you.
Speaker 2: I keep getting made fun of for but it's like,
Speaker 2: kin't like it's glad.
Speaker 1: If I get sent one off, it's so nice. If
Speaker 1: I get sent one maybe I'll be a reformed person.
Speaker 1: But until then, I don't know. It's just goofy looking
Speaker 1: count like that that object.
Speaker 2: Heear me out, it's cone.
Speaker 3: This is like this is kind One of our friends
Speaker 3: was like, get that normy fucking stinky water bottle.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is not con That is like cressive like.
Speaker 4: That a military.
Speaker 1: This is rutalism, Like this is like drab Russian architecture.
Speaker 1: Like this is giving, Like no.
Speaker 2: That's giving Iowa. Like that's giving Iowa. This is giving.
Speaker 2: God sorry if you live in Iowa.
Speaker 1: Okay. Oh fuck, I didn't get any Drew sigh. Oh
Speaker 1: fuck hold on, let's just go through the email real quick.
Speaker 1: Fuck me. Um okay, um, this is from Nora Cochrane.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Nora, what hold on?
Speaker 6: Umm?
Speaker 1: I want to go to the strip club and throw
Speaker 1: quarters at bitch's hard as fuck.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, guys.
Speaker 1: Not me my stomach. All right, Preston, let's see what
Speaker 1: we're working with. Preston, you better not fail me and
Speaker 1: make me look like a fool. Nope, pussy stank, but
Speaker 1: closed be fly bitch, you funky fresh. Oh this is
Speaker 1: just a classic. Bitches smoke their whole pregnancy and ask
Speaker 1: why the baby keeps crying. Bitch, he needs an eighth
Speaker 1: um damn. Preston sent a bunch shout out Preston. Maybe
Speaker 1: by oh wait here we go. This isn't from Preston.
Speaker 1: If I die right after I pay my rent, sit
Speaker 1: me on my couch till the thirty first, that's good.
Speaker 1: Fuck whoever, Oh there's a good one. Fuck whoever made Fortnite?
Speaker 1: And you don't even wash her ass no more.
Speaker 3: I thought I was over it, but I woke up
Speaker 3: bright and early again after being sick.
Speaker 2: I woke up and I felt so amazing. I woke
Speaker 2: up naturally at like nine thirty am, which is a
Speaker 2: rarety for me. I was like, ooh, like I have
Speaker 2: the whole day out of me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's called a bink.
Speaker 5: In.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're drinking out of a bink.
Speaker 4: She's trying to hide it too. Her body language is
Speaker 4: like trying to.
Speaker 3: Hide like, y'all are seriously haters, and I hope you
Speaker 3: both die of dehydration soon.
Speaker 1: How about that period, at least I'll be skinny.
Speaker 6: Fuck?
Speaker 2: What was I gonna say?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I woke up early, as fucking I was like, guys,
Speaker 3: it's a beautiful day outside.
Speaker 2: It actually was a gorgeous, fucking beautiful like what do
Speaker 2: I do today? And then I played Fortnite for four
Speaker 2: and a half hours and it was awesome. Honestly, I
Speaker 2: don't regret it.
Speaker 1: If you say my username five times in the mirror,
Speaker 1: I'll show up and eat your butt.
Speaker 2: Your bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the last one. No no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: It's like so quiet, what I serch? This is fun? Well,
Speaker 1: now there's like a bunch of pressure, like what if
Speaker 1: I don't perform, y'all?
Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna beat your ass? Oh my god, y'all.
Speaker 2: There's something gorgeous about Discover Weekly, like.
Speaker 3: When weekly hits, when the song is a good fucking playlist.
Speaker 2: Last night in my bed, I was.
Speaker 3: Literally fucking like wiggling my toes in my sheet. I
Speaker 3: was like whoa, like this is a god and then
Speaker 3: there's something so good about it because it gives me
Speaker 3: a egos because I'm like, y'all don't even know this
Speaker 3: fucking song, like I have to put you on as
Speaker 3: if I did get put on by an algorithm. But
Speaker 3: it's neither here nor there. That shit is lit as fuck?
Speaker 3: Am I discover weekly is so good? So that means
Speaker 3: it's gonna be an awful week.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a beautiful week. It's a beautiful neighbor
Speaker 1: day in the neighborhood.
Speaker 2: A beautful day.
Speaker 1: And then came, this is like less of a drewe iappen,
Speaker 1: just me reading a meme out loud, but this these
Speaker 1: are my prices for like like this, this is just
Speaker 1: like services, yeah, for my services good yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So for a print pick, it's going to be a
Speaker 1: dollar for a dick pic, it's going to be three
Speaker 1: dollars for a nut video, seven dollars nut video with audio,
Speaker 1: ten dollars nut video with moaning very crucial, fifteen dollars
Speaker 1: nut video with screaming twenty dollars, and then nut video
Speaker 1: with crying twenty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's actually like your prices are really healthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm for the people. I'm for the people.
Speaker 2: Are those like link on your TikTok shop or.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah TikTok bio, link tree bio whatever. Shout
Speaker 1: out fucking Preston. Can we get a round of applause
Speaker 1: for Preston? What was the other one? Print?
Speaker 5: Naura?
Speaker 1: Shout out Nora.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see how I caught more for a woman.
Speaker 1: Period period. Okay, do you want to go first on music?
Speaker 2: Well, don't mind if I do.
Speaker 3: I'm actually about to explode poop on my butt, so
Speaker 3: I need to hurry the fuck up, like I'm not
Speaker 3: playing with you all, like I'm about to make it stinky.
Speaker 3: Boots at seventeen by Janis Ian Plain, Sailing by Tracy Thorne,
Speaker 3: Teardrops by Womack and Warmack and Marquis Moon by Television.
Speaker 3: Oo ooh ooh, still Bumping Dim All the Lights by
Speaker 3: Donna Summer. Such a fun song. Play it with your girls.
Speaker 3: Everybody dances and sings, like guys, we need to bring
Speaker 3: singing and dancing back the simple.
Speaker 2: Joys of life. That is what God gave us when
Speaker 2: we were born, was singing and dancing.
Speaker 3: Music makes me feel so good, like it like actually
Speaker 3: does something to my brain. The joy I felt last
Speaker 3: night when I was listening to new music. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it literally feels like like heroin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't need to do like crazy drugs,
Speaker 2: because I have music. I have art.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 1: Hey, mine is Box the forty Caribou Cortisa crump By
Speaker 1: or Cortisa Cortiza Star, We Pack the Forever by My
Speaker 1: Lonely Black Cray. If this album actually did come out
Speaker 1: in two thousand and two, like I know, we're all like,
Speaker 1: we're all like, oh like Young Lean changed music. Yes,
Speaker 1: fully agree with oh Little Be Changed Rap, Yes, I
Speaker 1: agree with. But the conversations that are not being had
Speaker 1: behind Black Cray is literally horrifying, like literally like a
Speaker 1: travesty de mankind because like this music like really shifted shit,
Speaker 1: specifically that album that how I feel about Dj Chipman
Speaker 1: still struggling, still shining. But that is not a hot take.
Speaker 1: I've seen people talk about that before and I'm not
Speaker 1: taking credit before it, but we need to have more
Speaker 1: conversation about it. Uh gango BK the Ruler. Did I
Speaker 1: already say that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's my media, and then I've been really dabbling
Speaker 1: back into a big oil up booty towort compilations on YouTube.
Speaker 1: We've been looking up like fart videos too, like Enya
Speaker 1: has been putting those on just like girls twerking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I like, uh, like someone gets into the
Speaker 3: cry baby position, like the dance like on the floor
Speaker 3: and then like with each like lift of the butt,
Speaker 3: they far that's kind of our vibe. That's just but
Speaker 3: that's just something to throw onto the background while if
Speaker 3: you're cleaning the kitchen just to have on New York TV.
Speaker 2: Back and forth, like yeah, I think, could you do
Speaker 2: such a good for fart son.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guys, I wish I could transfer a
Speaker 3: time last night to when we found this big hat.
Speaker 2: Like I never felt so much joy. Last night was
Speaker 2: so joyous. There was joy all around. It's almost like
Speaker 2: all I knew was the sun and the birds.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: Somebody actually tagged me in a TikTok that there is
Speaker 3: scientific connection to hearing birds chirping and like dopamine rushing
Speaker 3: to your brain.
Speaker 2: Like it actually does something good for you.
Speaker 1: Agent.
Speaker 3: Some of y'all need to read books to know ship.
Speaker 3: I just naturally know it and you're fucking dumb. All right,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go blow up the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Bye m