WEBVTT - Bernie’s Birthday 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.440 Yay, I pressed record to Andrew. Cool you ready to go? 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:11.200 Yep? I know you guys who lied to e Cereal? 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:16.439 Makes them come please, we're so cereal. They care to 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:22.000 acquire some, get some retire. 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:28.160 Do you like when people call you Andy? No, no, 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.320 it's not Andrew. There wouldn't it worked very well? Yeah, 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:34.440 welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode one seventy three. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.600 It's Monday, and how is your Easter? Andrew? Did you 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:39.200 have your peep Cereal yesterday morning? 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:39.600 Yeah? 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:42.080 Of course, yeah, Love went out and found it. It 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:43.680 was hiding in the easter eggs in the yard. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:44.080 Yep. 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:45.520 Yeah, while I was in Boca. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:46.559 I mean, sure to do it. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.440 Good for you, Andrew. Thanks, Oh you were in Boca. Yeah, 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.159 you shouldn't be here. But I'm fully vaccinated, but I 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:54.720 think you still have to like not be someplace for 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:55.520 fourteen days. 0:00:55.680 --> 0:00:58.840 Well you're also fully vaccinated, so we're both in a 0:00:58.880 --> 0:00:59.720 safe zone. Yeah. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.560 Other people in this building that aren't well. 0:01:02.600 --> 0:01:04.960 I literally just come in an elevator with a mask 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:07.000 on and then just walk in here and don't leave. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:08.120 I don't even know what's going on. 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.360 I'm trapped in a Cereal dungeon with you. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.680 Yes, it's Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we talk 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:17.280 about cereal and we think inside the box because we 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.039 are inside box thinkers. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.360 Every time you say think inside the box, it's like knives, Like, Ugh. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:24.679 This shirt is large, and I think it should be 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:25.440 extra large. 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.200 Well, it could be a large plus. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.119 I don't even think I could do large plus anymore. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:30.720 I think I just need straight up extra large. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.400 Now, you keep yo yoing on your weight. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:34.800 I know, and I'm not even on a diet, and 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.039 it's not like I'm taking some magic diet pills. I 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.320 just I'm just sitting around and doing nothing. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:43.040 Well, maybe physical exercise to your daily activities would be nice. 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:44.600 Now that the weather's getting a little bit warmer, I've 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.040 been taking my bike out great. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.600 So we'll see you're building some muscles, and that's why 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:50.480 your weight's going up, because it's turning to muscles. 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.440 I'll see the pounds start to melt off in the 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:53.400 next couple of weeks. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:57.080 Oriole just goes straight up and then you could watch 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.559 I guess you just yeah, what get bigger? 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.400 No, just call me Richard Simmons, who I. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:04.800 Know who Richard Simmons is. 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:06.480 All right, you're ready to start eating some cereal. 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:08.800 Also, Richard Simmons, it's quite sad. He's like lost. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.800 No one knows where he is. Yeah, he's missing. 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.360 His housekeeper is like keeping him like in the house. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.320 His afro must be so big at this point. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:17.799 That's if he still has one. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.880 Who knows. All right, let's eat some cereal, buddy. I 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:23.519 put three aside for today. I don't really have much 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.280 to say about them. Great, so this will be a 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.760 short episode. We'll just eat and move on. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.040 You like that, and then we have enough time to 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.280 record a bull chat after this so APUs. 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.680 Apparently it's a huge failure. So I don't think we're 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:34.120 gonna do that. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:36.799 Not because this is what the hell. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.680 That that podcast was canceled after the first episode. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.120 Not because this is it's just an extra episode to 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.720 this podcast, So you can't cancel this podcast. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:45.640 How about some cereal? 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:47.519 Andrew, I think it's a great idea. 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:51.760 Pickbox one, two or three, that's we'll go first. Oh one, Okay, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.680 So I saw this online. I saw it on the shelf, 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.800 and I'm like, okay, this is interesting because it's a 0:02:56.840 --> 0:03:00.720 classic cereal with a new twist. It's not a flavor, 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.680 but it's just a new cereal perfect in this line 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.639 of cereals. Great, there are raisins in here? Okay, there 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.679 are two scoops of raisins. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:11.680 Raisin brand? 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:12.800 What company? 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:16.880 The one night uh Real Zeral Mills. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.000 You're serious? Please tell me you're kidding? 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:27.880 Post what it's the big sun on it Kelloggs. 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:30.000 Dude, I can't believe that you just Oh, I was 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:37.040 right in front of me. I'm gonna break this, do it? Okay? Well, anyway, 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:40.240 so Kellogg's raisin bran toasted oates in honey. So I 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.320 guess it kind of is a new flavor. You didn't 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.080 change your shirt, by the way, No I did. I 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.280 took it off, I washed it, I put it back on. Okay, 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:47.920 well I do that from week to week. I washed 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:48.320 my clothing. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.640 A yeah, so we tell that you're it's definitely getting 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:52.200 a little tight. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:55.480 Well, I had a lot of cereal this week, buddy. 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.120 Did you stop at any fast food. 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.560 Restaurants you want to clear your throat. 0:04:01.400 --> 0:04:05.960 Or I'm trying? Okay, Oh god, that's gonna be for 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:07.400 you to edit, and then you're gonna be like, oh 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.800 my god, this is why it takes me forever to 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.520 edit an episode. You don't know what I do. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:15.160 Okay, So this is another Raisin brand cereal from Kellogg's. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.560 The sugar the raisins are not sugared, okay, because there's 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.760 a lot of other things going on here, so they 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:21.800 don't sugar the raisins. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.760 Oh wait, milk milk me? 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.440 Yeah, yeah, seven eleven milk. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:30.400 This name is last episode because this is recorded right afterwards. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:31.880 You have a spoon or you threw it away. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.080 I threw it away because the last episode we had 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:36.040 fruity Puffer cereal and it was the worst cereal I've 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.160 ever had in my life. And because we record these 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.200 back to back, threw it away. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.880 We don't. This is a fresh week, and this is 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:44.400 a live episode. It's Monday, April fifth. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.240 It's live in the sense that we are doing this 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:51.880 live now, yeah, on March tenth. But I have no raisins, 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:52.520 you do? 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:56.320 I saw some fall in where sir? 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:57.400 Where? Well? 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.280 I don't think there's two scoops in this box. There's 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:02.880 not even one school one two. There's no reason how 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:03.440 can I get. 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.200 Hey, okay, here, I got one. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.479 Okay, that's all you need because you think you ready, 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:12.680 well now I didn't get one, right, It doesn't taste 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:16.239 much different than the Cluster cereal. They have no up there. 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.760 And on top of that, if you listen to the 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:22.520 last episode, that Terra cereal adds so much more complexity 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:26.360 to a cereal that has granola, And like, I would 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.240 go with the Terrra cereal before this any day. 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.680 Okay, since when do we reference previous episodes? Like, we 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.760 don't compare cereals from previous episodes. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.640 So what you're telling me is, don't compare cereals on 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:38.640 a serial podcast. 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.039 Well, because like, someone that's listening to this is like, 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.920 what are you talking about? I didn't hear the last episode. 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.000 So you don't want them to go back and listen 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.680 to that episode you're hearing me compare it? 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:47.520 I do? I do? 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.880 Great? Okay, so your point is stupid. Hi. So, yes, 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:54.080 the Terra cereal is a much more complex and flavorful cereal. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:55.840 This just feels bland. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.040 Compare to that. Yeah, just forget about that for now 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:00.240 and just think about this. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.560 But after having a cereal that raised the bar, why 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.800 would I now not compare it to that? 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.919 Because then why don't you just compare every cereal we 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:09.360 eat to that? I do? Now? 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:12.520 Multiple episodes I usually say certain cereals are better than others. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:15.560 I don't know why this time, You're like Andy's saying something. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.520 I need to attack three balls. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.159 Chill out, dude, three balls. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.279 It's okay, Yeah, it's at three bowl cereals. 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.839 I like raisin bran. This is not raisin bran. I 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.240 mean it is, but it's not. The raisins need to 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:30.039 be more plentiful, and they need to be sugared, and. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:34.240 The honey is literally doing nothing. It's boring. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:37.000 The sun is getting old, and he needs to get 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:40.520 his issh together. Yeah, delicious Kellogg's raisin bread, toasted oats 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:44.359 and honey, real honey, good source of fiber, overall wellness. 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.840 Raisin Bran Crunch original. See it tastes almost like that. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.080 So I'm wondering if they're just rebranding. Is that possible. 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:55.040 I don't know, interesting, they might just be rebranding. Like look, 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.960 how there's just a random picture of that box on 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.800 the back of this box and it doesn't say anything. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.680 Maybe you're right, Skuy, huh huh, it's right. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.320 But then again, there's a huge ad campaign right now 0:07:03.360 --> 0:07:05.400 for Raisin brand Crunch. You see the commercials all over 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:08.520 the place, yeah, you have no idea what I'm talking about. 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.080 No. I loved Cereal too, though. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.960 Great, back down to the cereal sack. You want Cereal two? Yeah, 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.880 this came from our listener two episodes ago. I'm referencing 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.120 two episodes ago because she had sent us this cereal 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:22.040 from the cereal company, and she sent us another one. Okay, 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:24.520 so her letter's not there anymore. And I feel like 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:25.800 a dope because I forget what her name is and 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:26.640 I apologize. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.800 You're great tour listeners. Oh my god, I'm your crack 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.680 is out again. 0:07:31.880 --> 0:07:35.680 Some more flakes. This is another cereal from Kroger. This 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.200 is once she got from Pick and Save? Right? Was 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:38.480 that what it was called? Pick and Save? 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:42.080 And you were like, what's the other one? And I 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.400 said Pigley wiggly. 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.080 Yeah, I love pigly wiggily. Yeah. We still haven't had 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.440 any pigly wiggly cereals. I just like the logo. I 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.160 like the little pig toasted flakes with fruit and yogurt. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.000 So this is a rip off of Special K, who 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.119 has the same type of cereal. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.200 I don't think I liked the yogurt one. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.800 I don't I didn't like the yogurt one either Scott 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.200 bereversy past episode too dope. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.440 Why would you reference past episode? 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:04.040 Well, because it's the same cereal. 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:07.960 No reference things. And this is very specific to what 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:08.760 I want to say. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:10.680 You're not a nice person. 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.800 I'm not a nice person. I talk and you literally 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.800 hang on every word to attack like a pit bull. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:19.320 I'm spilling this one. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:21.800 This is why bullchat is a much nicer and subdued one, 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:22.880 because you don't have to be mean. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:26.600 First of all, I'm not mean, and you get what 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.920 you deserve in this podcast, Andrew. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:31.000 I literally get what I deserve by it for existing. 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.559 That's I get yelled at for existing. 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:36.200 Here you go, buddy, the bar is low. How many 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.679 more episodes do you think that this thing can go? 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:41.280 Now we go into your existential crisis. If it's never gonna. 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:43.480 Take off, it's never gonna work. That's not what I'm 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:44.760 talking about. I just don't know that we can work 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:45.440 together anymore. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.079 Okay, you have such troubles. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:49.880 Getting here, and then when you're here you complain about 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:50.280 being here. 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.360 I told you I had to work this morning and 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.800 that's why I needed Oh oh, I'm sorry. Is that 0:08:54.880 --> 0:08:55.760 referencing a past. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.560 Episode this is your work. Ready here we going two three. 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.560 It's actually pretty good. Yeah, I didn't get a yogurt 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.760 cluster though, No, I saw one fall into your cup. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:11.800 Four ball mm mm hmm. That was pretty good. That 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:12.520 was real good. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.760 Crispy rice and wheat cereal with oat and fruit clusters 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.319 and yogurt covered clusters. 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:18.120 A plus. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.560 It's pretty decent. We don't say a plus. It's not 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:20.880 a thing. 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:23.760 I'm not mean. Wow, this cereal is a plus. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:28.920 We don't say that you know what, flake it till 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.640 you make it, Flake it till you make it. Andrew 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:32.319 I like. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.760 That doing that for one hundred and seventy three episodes. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.880 So they may actually say flake it till you make it. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.600 But what they what do they know? And who are they? Anyway? 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.160 I always wonder who are they? They say this, They 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:46.880 say that you don't know Scott, the masses and Majorities, 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:52.280 the Illuminati, Thurston, danger Pants, McGillicuddy, the third, Who is that? 0:09:53.240 --> 0:10:01.559 This is just saying things on here, world of flake, Crispy, cravy, lighten, wavy, flakes, scrumpchoes, crunches, righteous, delicious, 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.480 that's not even a word. Flakes, yummers in your tummers 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:07.480 flaky when you wakey flakes. I like the back of 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.560 this box, So come on, you owe it to yourself. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.760 You owe it to your appetite. When hunger calls, you 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:16.400 gotta flake it till you make it. Are you sleeping? 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:18.680 Good job? 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:22.560 Kroger. I like that box. Did I rate it now? Oh? 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.920 Four balls? Same as cereal. If you have Kroger Cereals 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.600 in your town, try it. I believe it is better 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.800 than the special k one you care you have anything 0:10:32.800 --> 0:10:34.360 to add. By the way, they want to make sure 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.720 that you know that that's enlarged to show detail. That's 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:37.720 not the size of the flake. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.160 Cool. I thought it was a good cereal. I said 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:41.760 it was a plus and got attacked for it. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:42.880 But you didn't rate it. I did. 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:43.800 I said it was four balls. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:44.760 You said it was a plus. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.040 No, I did say it was four balls before I 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:49.360 said that. I was using a plus to explain that 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:52.079 I really liked the cereal. Oh, and then you went 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.319 off and read the entire back of the box. By 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:55.839 the way, a solid minute. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:57.960 Did you see the mail? You got an invite? What 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:06.320 you got an invite? In the mail? Real killers, You, 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:10.360 my friend, have been invited to Bernie's birthday party. Did 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:13.040 you see Now, don't you know who Bernie is? 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:13.360 No? 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:14.840 You were invited to his party? 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:16.080 Who is Bernie? 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:16.720 He knows you. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:17.400 Who is that? 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:22.600 You guys are friends. That's Bernie. Oh god, that's his 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:23.400 birthday party. 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:24.960 Birthday cake cereal. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:30.959 Yeah, Annie's homegrown organic birthday cake. Bunnies and balloons, corn 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:33.760 oat and rice cereal. Look how excited Bernie is. He's 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:38.440 blowing his horn. Yeah, he's right there. 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:42.600 What it's not birthday Gate flavor. It's not a flavor. 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:43.920 Look at all his friends are there. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.120 I mean his friends are a door. 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.680 We have to unscramble a letter, so you know what 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:48.160 kind of animals those are? Because I don't think you 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:48.560 can tell. 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:50.400 Okay, so are you going to go do that for 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.679 the next five minutes on the podcast while I sit here? 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.679 That would be a fox and an eared that's a deer, 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:01.720 and an honocark is a raccoon. And there's an odd goose. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:05.480 That's a goose. And don't forget about the rules were 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:11.040 that's a squirrel. Wake it up. It's sprinkled with fun. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.360 So it's bunnies and balloons. They're a little Bernie shaped 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:17.480 bunnies and balloons with sprinkles on them. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:22.720 Cool? Yeah, RT excited? 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.280 Birthday cake flavored, Andrew. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.400 I was gonna go into it, and then you decided 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.160 to read the whole back of a box. Oh go ahead, 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:33.120 it's not a flavor. It's just vanilla cereal with sprinkles. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.559 The balloons look like cookie crisp. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:39.280 Okay, it's just vanilla cereal. 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:40.800 We're about to find out it is. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:44.240 I canna tell you that's what makes birthday cake cereal anything, 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:48.080 birthday cake flavored stupid, It's just vanilla cake. Here you go, buddy, 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.000 This smells like fun fetti cereal. Why are you revery 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:52.080 say past episodes? 0:12:52.360 --> 0:13:01.560 It smells like cookie crisp? Ready, awful, awful. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:03.480 It's not good. 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:04.960 I kind of like it. 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:05.640 I don't. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.840 It's trying to be a healthier cookie crisp. 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:10.599 It just tastes like sprinkled cardboard. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.640 I spit milk all over my phone. 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.520 It's okay, I give it two balls. It's not enjoyable. 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.480 It brings me no joy. Did you bring that out 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.080 because you know this is my birthday month? 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:22.800 No, it's not. 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:24.040 It's April. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:24.680 This is April. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:26.920 Yeah yeah, oh. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:31.080 No, I know it's your birthday. Cool April nineteenth, April sixteenth, 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.439 April tenth, April twelfth. At least, let's play the Price 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.600 is Right game where you go high or lower. April twentieth, 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:42.600 April twenty fourth, Can you say something April twenty sixth, 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:45.480 You don't know my birthday August sixth, Well, it's because 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.160 you make the birthday list April eleventh. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.319 Cooper's birthday is sinkle to my own. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.439 Because that's easy to remember. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:56.160 Amy's birthday is. Oh, her birthday is close to yours. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:56.720 Yeah it is. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.600 It's in August. It's August eighth. 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.160 Very good, But when's my birthday? How about Ashley's? 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.080 Ashley, I actually do not know. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.080 I feel like you've never I have. That's Veteran's day. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.360 She's eleven eleven. We purposely had both of our kids 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.920 on days that we could remember, so I would never 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:10.720 forget their birthdays. 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:13.000 Very smart, yeah, and great to do that to your wife. 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.040 I feel like you need to have the baby now. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.320 I never insisted, but you know, we just doctor kind 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:18.000 of set it up for it. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:18.920 So what's my birthday? 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.440 April twenty ninth? 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.680 Right, when's my birthday? 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.200 April sixth? When is my birthday April thirtieth? 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:25.840 There you go? 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:26.520 Is it really? 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:26.880 Yes? 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.000 I do, I'd get it. I mean, I knew it. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:30.960 I knew it so mean. 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:33.720 Isn't it funny that I literally named three people from 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:35.600 your family and their birthdays. The only one I didn't 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:37.800 know is Ashley, and now I will remember Ashley's and 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:39.720 you did not know mine, the co host of your 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:40.200 own show. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:41.560 You don't know when Sawyer's birthday is. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.440 I'm sorry, I don't know when your dogs is. Is 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:43.920 that the bar? 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:44.600 Yeah? 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:45.240 That's the bar? 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.640 Yeah, so that's no better than your dog that's messed up? 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:51.160 Thanks? Yeah, glad you see me as a dog? 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.480 Then his birthday's June. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:54.760 Great, Glad you don't know either, huh? 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:55.880 I think it's the fifteenth? 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:56.200 Cool? 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:58.120 All right? Did we rate this? I'm going to give 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.840 it two balls in a spoon. It's okay. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:00.720 I gave it to both. 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.120 Your kids will like it unless they're used to unless 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.280 they're used to sugar cereal. So I'll bring this home 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:06.120 for Cooper and Ashley. 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:08.320 If you have fun fetti cereal do that one? No, 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:09.840 if they even still make it, I don't know. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.400 I believe dunker Ruse has kind of taken over for it, 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:13.640 and that's going to go away soon too. 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:15.880 We had dunkeru cereal right, No. 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:17.520 No we didn't. No, no, we should maybe do it 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:21.560 in the next episode. Really, I gotta go, dude, seriously, 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.760 thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Please follow us 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.480 on all of the social media platforms. That'd be Twitter 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:31.680 and Instagram and Facebook at serial Killers PC, although you'll 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.000 get nothing back on Facebook because Andrew bailed out. 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:38.080 Why are you like this? Why? Well, nobody likes when 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.720 you do this. There's more people now on my side 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:42.600 from listening to you for one hundred and seventy three 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.560 episodes than there are on your side. 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:47.440 Do you realize that there's no sides here where you 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:49.080 clearly are We're not a team. 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:51.400 When one member of the team just decides to be 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.360 like pushing the other person underwater and being. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.760 Like, get up, I'll keep you down there. How long 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:57.360 can you stay? 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.760 I can actually hold my breath for over a minute? 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:00.440 Really? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:00.800 Yeah? 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:02.320 Should I go get a bucket of water from the 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.840 toilet and we'll figure it out? I mean I could 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.560 just hold my breath now because you can cheat. No, 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:08.560 if I stick your head in a bucket of toilet water. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:09.800 You have to stay there? 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:10.960 Why toilet water? 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.920 It's much easier to get water out of the toilet 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:14.680 than the sink. You got anything else do you like? 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.800