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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's about to meet his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend's entire family for the very first time, and they're

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Speaker 1: having a big picnic in the park so they can

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Speaker 1: get to know him and have some fun and all

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Speaker 1: that really is gonna happen. We just put a little

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Speaker 1: weird spin on it because this isn't the typical family

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Speaker 1: picnic that he's attended before. Why do I feel like

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Speaker 1: he's not gonna want to go By the end of

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Speaker 1: this call, you'll hear it in your phone. Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: On the twenties, Hello, Hey.

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Speaker 1: Lewis Franks. Yeah, who's just You're the chucklehead who's dating

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Speaker 1: my sister Kayley.

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Speaker 2: Huh ah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Who is this, dude? I'm joking with you. Man. It's

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Speaker 1: her older brother, Julian. Oh, I got you so good, dude.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was like, what is going on? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm just I got your number out of Kaylee's phone,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to just call you.

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Speaker 2: Cool man, How are you doing knocking out?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good, and I just want you to

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Speaker 1: know that I'm on the toilet right now. What so

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Speaker 1: in case there's an echo, that's what's happening.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're joking again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, not this time. That one's real. Happens a

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Speaker 1: lot for me, So you're really on the toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So anyway, that's not why I'm calling. I was just

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Speaker 1: I wanted to know what you're going to be bringing

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Speaker 1: to the family picnic on Saturday, because we're all stoked

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Speaker 1: to meet you. You know. I wasn't really sure.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna ask Kaylee, Okay, yeah, because I

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Speaker 2: don't really know what you guys are are into and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Well, I could tell you we don't have any salads yet,

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Speaker 1: so if you want to do that, yeah, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: after you make it, just make sure to take a

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Speaker 1: picture and print it out on a sixteen by nine

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Speaker 1: glossy and bring that over to the park.

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Speaker 2: Way after I make the salad, you want to take

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Speaker 2: a picture and print out.

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Speaker 1: Right, sure, print the photo of the salad. Make sure

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Speaker 1: it's on a sixteen x nine paper, big enough so

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Speaker 1: that we could see it, and then just leave the

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Speaker 1: salad at home.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you want me to leave the salad at home?

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Speaker 1: You don't think gonna eat any food? Do you? Are

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Speaker 1: you crazy?

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Speaker 2: I'm really confused here. This is a picnic, I thought, right,

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Speaker 2: but this is.

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Speaker 1: An ozem picnic? A what an ozem picnic?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: You know? The weight loss drug ozempic this diabetes drugs.

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Speaker 1: I mean, some people call it that, but a lot

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Speaker 1: of us call it the weight loss drug. Everybody in

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Speaker 1: my family's on it. Kaylee too, Wait on those? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why her body is smoking. So is that weird

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Speaker 1: of me to say? I know I'm her brother, but

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Speaker 1: you know, real, recognize real.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I mean, pretend I didn't say that. So we don't

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Speaker 1: actually eat any physical food when we do these picnics.

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Speaker 1: We just look at the pictures and we talk.

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Speaker 2: Is this a joke?

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Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I can't wait for Thanksgiving? It gets wild.

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Speaker 2: So many pictures, so many pictures of what of just

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Speaker 2: the food? You guys don't eat anything for Thanksgiving? No?

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Speaker 1: Why would we we thank each other while giving each

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Speaker 1: other's shots in the rear? Wait?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry, I know I'm spoiling it. I probably said

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Speaker 1: too much.

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Speaker 2: I had no idea about this. Kiley didn't mention any

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Speaker 2: of this to me.

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Speaker 1: Even our family dog, string Bean, is taking ozempi. He

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Speaker 1: was almost up to twelve pounds before, but now he's

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Speaker 1: down to a trim nine. Looks amazing. You gotta try it, bro, Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm good. There are some funky side effects though,

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Speaker 1: but totally worth it. Like what, that's why I'm on

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Speaker 1: the toilet right now. God, you know, like every time

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Speaker 1: you go to the bathroom it sounds like you're in

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Speaker 1: Adobe theater. Okay, what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: That's like way too much information. Man, I don't even

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Speaker 2: know you.

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Speaker 1: Wait, have you not been around my sister when that's happened.

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Speaker 2: No, oh at all.

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Speaker 1: It's like an Imax surround sound. Look, man, this but again,

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Speaker 1: totally worth it.

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Speaker 2: This is just this is just so weird.

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Speaker 1: Man. I'm just happy that you're going to be joining

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Speaker 1: the family someday. Anyway, I just I can't wait to

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Speaker 1: meet you tomorrow baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, it's tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow. Oh zem picnic.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you know, I'm gonna have to talk to

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Speaker 2: Kaylee because I'm not sure. I think I have something

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Speaker 2: that I'm not sure I'm not going to be able

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Speaker 2: to make it if it's tomorrow, what I mean, let

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Speaker 2: me talk to her. I'll figure this out.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't need to figure that out. What you

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Speaker 1: need to figure out, my dude, is that this is

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Speaker 1: actually a prank call and that you're on the radio

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Speaker 1: right now. Wait what, Yeah, I'm not actually Kaylee's brother.

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Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is a phone

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Speaker 1: tab set you up.

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Speaker 2: On.

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Speaker 1: Man weird, you're trying to bail on the YZM picnic.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I know, Kelly's from Cali and they

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Speaker 2: do things a little bit different out there, but I

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Speaker 2: didn't know it was like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that was all made up. The only thing

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Speaker 1: that I didn't lie to you about is I am

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Speaker 1: actually on the toilet right now. Okay, I'm doing the

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Speaker 1: IMAX Experience live and in person. You want to join,

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Speaker 1: I would love to. Okay, wake Up. Every morning was

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Speaker 1: funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning.