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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I don't think there's a person

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Speaker 1: on the planet that doesn't like who's on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. Then it's number rock. Nope, it's not text

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Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything. We always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are. You're free

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Speaker 1: to say whatever. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is Panda Express Orange Chicken delicious? Right Hello? I

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Speaker 1: told you I don't know one person who's ever said

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Speaker 1: that they don't like that. Hello, orange Chicken. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: delicious as always. That's you got a pretty good nickname.

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Speaker 1: You know. We always have to try to make up things,

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Speaker 1: and it's usually off the top of the head, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes people don't get the best nickname. But orange Chicken

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Speaker 1: is a really good one. You know. The great thing

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Speaker 1: about Panda Expresses too, they don't get enough like praise

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Speaker 1: for their pultion size. It's so big, it is, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's like nine dollars for a three on tray plate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's three on. I can feed me and my two kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this dirty little secret brought to you by and that

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Speaker 1: was definitely not an AD, but it sounded like when

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Speaker 1: it also all corrected is delicious. So you have I

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Speaker 1: just kicked something under my thing, So you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret to tell us? All right, what do

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Speaker 1: you want to tell us? Okay, so I've actually been

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Speaker 1: obsessed with a deer. I don't know what's going on

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Speaker 1: over You're gonna have to start over in just a second,

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Speaker 1: because yeah, you've heard a bunch of banging. I don't

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Speaker 1: I just kicked something under the um control board here

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Speaker 1: and then it fell and then I kicked it back

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Speaker 1: again and then something else slam. So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We might go off the air soon, idea. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: said something about deers. Yes, I've been obsessed with gear

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Speaker 1: like the animal, like Babby. I've been obsessed with deers

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Speaker 1: since I was a little kid. And yeah, like I

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Speaker 1: would you know some kids would I honestly played dog

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Speaker 1: or whatever. I would play dear on all fours. And

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Speaker 1: I mean I watched Babby. I don't know more than

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Speaker 1: after time I was gonna say, Bay, it's got to

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Speaker 1: be your thing then, like your bible. And actually I

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Speaker 1: must confess that when I was a kid, I would

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Speaker 1: go over to my neighbor's yard and eat the pansies

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Speaker 1: over yards. Yeah what is that? Yeah? What does that mean? So? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: its like gear eat panties, so they're like the flower.

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Speaker 1: So you were eating your neighbor's flowers? Oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell I would. It was kind of like the teeth purgeon.

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Speaker 1: But I was like playing the part, you know, I

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Speaker 1: would say that like seven years old. Oh okay, when

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Speaker 1: did it stop? I don't. It still hasn't. Still going

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Speaker 1: over there and eating the pansies santasy. I mean, honestly

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Speaker 1: think around and love them. Okay, okay, okay for four

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Speaker 1: years of eating flowers, probably not great for the digestive system. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty awkward if you get caught, like after you've

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Speaker 1: entered puberty eating flowers from your neighbors. Long, that's a

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Speaker 1: little too old, I think. Yeah, but I loved them.

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Speaker 1: I have like a collection of time. I have like

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Speaker 1: a little shrine of like all families and you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so your dirty little secret isn't necessarily that you love

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Speaker 1: dear because you everybody that knows you probably knows how

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Speaker 1: much you love dear. Yeah okay, but the secret is

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Speaker 1: that you used to eat your neighbors flowers and pretend

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Speaker 1: you were a dear. I can kind of relate. I

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Speaker 1: was obsessed with well wolves when I was younger, and

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Speaker 1: I actually like prayed to the devil to make me

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Speaker 1: one for quite a while. Oh wow, that was a

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Speaker 1: bad time in my past. Did it work? No? Still

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Speaker 1: still here, Still just a human? Oh well, you know,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the club. Here it is together. Yeah, sure

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Speaker 1: you could be a wow it was, but I'll be

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Speaker 1: a deer. How many times have you been a deer

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Speaker 1: for Halloween? Almost every single Halloween? That's the same costume. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. And

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Speaker 1: I mean, why not, you know, recapture some of your

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Speaker 1: older days of your youth. Next time you see some pansies,

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Speaker 1: just jump out of the car or wherever you're at

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Speaker 1: and just be a deer for a little while and

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Speaker 1: eat those pansies. I sure, Well, all right, what's your

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