WEBVTT - Hour 2: Markwayne Mullin on the Outs 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:12.360 This is the Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:18.560 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:23.800 Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, wonderful Tuesday. So we're 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:26.239 gonna I'll give you a little update on this Mark 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:27.440 Wayne Mullen stuff. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.280 We'll talk a little fraud stuff, all that. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:34.600 Emails, We will get to that national anthem and so 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.160 much more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:43.400 Show this hour. Now you remember, yes yesterday I was 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.960 pretty hard on Mark Wayne Mullen, the DHS secretary. So 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:50.800 let's rewind before we get to what we played yesterday 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:54.240 and talk about a couple of things. First, why is 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:59.840 Mark Wayne Mullen there? Well, Donald Trump, he sent ICE 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:05.280 in Minneapolis. The Communists launched and op a very aggressive 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:10.000 street operation to disrupt ICE so they couldn't deport people 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:15.760 in Minneapolis. This unsurprisingly resulted in the death of a 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:19.280 couple Communist street animals got in the way, try to 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.720 run over a cop, all those other things. Now you 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:27.920 have two Communist street animals who are dead. All administrations, 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:33.240 Republican and Democrat, are sensitive to public opinion to different degrees, 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.160 but they're all sensitive to public opinion. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:38.760 Donald Trump is no different. 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:41.920 I know, you know, he puts off this tough guy persona, 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.800 and obviously the dude got shot in the head and 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.800 stood up. There are a lot of things about Donald 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:47.360 Trump that are very, very tough. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.560 There's no question. I'm not questioning his toughness. 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:56.280 But Donald Trump is and has always been sensitive to 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:01.680 public opinion. Certainly if the noise is loud enough, he's 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:08.080 sensitive to public opinion. Combine that with this, he has 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.640 some really good people around him in the White House, 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:15.000 the Steven Miller types, and he has some DC swamp 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:17.840 rat types. And look, don't yell at him for that. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.679 You're always going to have some DC swamp there, all right. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.560 So they got in his ear and they said, hey, 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.160 we've got two dead people in Minneapolis. The media is 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.000 making a big deal out of it. We need to 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:37.600 make changes. And so he did. He found an excuse, 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.720 although it was a very valid reason, by the way, 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:44.800 to sideline Christinome and now a lot of that stuff 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:50.520 he ran with John Kennedy, where Kennedy exposed the self 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:54.120 serving money Christine Oma spending. I'll always believe a lot 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.360 of that was coordinated off with the White House because 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.240 they wanted to set Christine ome Aside, and then he 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:04.360 took Border Patrol Commander at Large, Greg Baveno. He was 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:08.079 really the lead guy, the face of these mass deportations, 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:12.040 and they retired him. I know he didn't get fired. 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.640 If I said they fired him, you'd say, well, he 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:16.720 didn't get fired. We all know what the deal is. 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:22.200 He was what they say, transferred out. He was transferred out, 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:26.320 and then miraculously he put in his retirement papers five 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.040 minutes later. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:29.200 You're not stupid, and neither am I. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.280 He got pulled into an office and said retire or 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:36.240 be fired. He retired benefits, so on and so forth. 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.160 Now Donald Trump is in is He's in a pickle, 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:46.040 and here's his pickle. DHS Secretary is a very very 0:03:46.360 --> 0:03:50.600 very powerful position. It's a position where you're you're the 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:54.600 guy who leads it. He has to be confirmed by 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:59.920 the United States Senate. Donald Trump, after he dumped christ 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:05.560 know he had to have somebody who the useless United 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:10.760 States Senate would actually approve. And this is not right 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:14.280 after the election where Trump had so much political wind 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:17.279 at his sales. Remember, right after an election, there's a 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.680 honeymoon phase and the president gets most of what he 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:24.360 wants I want this nominee, that nominee, this nominee that nominee. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.240 Most of the time the answer is yes, because if 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:30.000 you're the newly elected president, you are the bell of 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.000 the ball political. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:32.800 Wind in your sales. Right. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:37.680 But you fast forward a year. People were mad about this. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.359 People are mad about that. I don't like this. I 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:45.039 don't like that. The wins have died down and now 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:50.360 getting somebody through the Senate confirmation process can be very 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.719 difficult or impossible. But if you're Trump, you have to 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:59.040 have a DHS secretary. Mass deportation was a huge campaign 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:02.120 promise and it is something Donald Trump wants to do. 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.960 So what to do? What to do? Well? 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:11.400 Remember when Trump's nominees were going through this bruising confirmation process, 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.800 and every time there was a vote on the nominee, 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:14.559 it was pretty close. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.120 You know, it'd be fifty two to forty eight. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:20.680 Remember that all these things, it's pretty close, pretty close, except. 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.880 There was one guy who breezed right through. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.080 I think it was I I may have this wrong, 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.039 by the way, I think the vote was ninety eight 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.280 to zero in the Senate. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.719 What rhino was that. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:39.719 It was Marco Rubio, not a rhino at all quite good. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:44.120 As a matter of fact. Why what explains that? Why 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.720 is it that bond and all these types on and 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.680 on down the line, there were all these partisan votes, 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:57.080 but Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio breezes through what's going on there. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:04.240 The United States Senate calls itself the most exclusive club 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:09.200 in the world. They see themselves as separate from the government, 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:13.480 separate from the House, separate from the president. We want 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:15.360 them to do things like, hey, pass the Save Act. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:19.120 Trump wants to Save Act. They see themselves as separate 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.560 and above the president. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.520 Now, all this is bad, but it gets worse. 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:31.840 They all hang out together. Republicans and Democrats. They hang 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:32.400 out together. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.240 They do that. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.920 They get along even when they're screaming at each other, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.480 even when they're fighting on camera. They'll be captured on 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:48.000 videotape walking into some fancy DC steakhouse Republicans and Democrats 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.839 in the next twenty minutes. So much of what happens 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:56.400 in the Senate is purely for show. And there's another part, 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:02.560 kind of a silent agreement, if you will. If there 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:06.640 is a Senator who gets put up for some nomination. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:11.760 Usually it's not all the time, but usually everyone's going 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.280 to vote yes, even if it's one that you've argued with, 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:20.120 you've debated with on the Senate floor, your political enemies. 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:24.680 You're a senator, you go through. That's why Marco Rubio 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:29.760 got everyone's vote. Let's go back to DHS. Christy Dom 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:33.080 got bounced. Oh yeah, by the way, great example. That's 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:35.240 thank you for that, Chris. You want to know how 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:39.200 well they get along. Here is former Republican Senator or 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:45.520 In Hatch speaking at communist leader Ted Kennedy's funeral. This 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:49.200 is how they talk. When the cameras aren't on. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:53.040 Teddy would lay into me with the harshest red meat 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:57.120 liberal rhetoric you can imagine. But just minutes later he'd 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:58.840 come over and put his armor on me and ask 0:07:59.120 --> 0:07:59.640 how'd I do? 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:08.880 Or haha? It was all for show. In reality, we 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:12.160 get along, okay. So that's how the Senate works. Now, 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:18.560 Mark Wayne Mullen, Donald Trump needs a DHS secretary. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.560 Who are you gonna pick? Who are you gonna pick? 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:24.600 I'm not look, I'm not saying it should have been 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.800 Mark Wayne Mullen. That's not what I'm saying. I'm explaining 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:32.920 Trump's thinking. If you want a DHS secretary, who will 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:36.559 be confirmed. And you know it, it's pretty much a guarantee. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:40.880 Grab a United States Senator, any of them. You grab 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:45.560 any of them because it's Senator Blank. Well, he gets 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:49.240 the thumbs up. That was the thinking that drove the 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:55.959 selection of Mark Wayne Mullen. The problem is, Mark Wayne 0:08:56.000 --> 0:09:03.440 Mullen has always been a rhino. Oh these positions, he's taken, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:04.440 these things. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:05.160 He said. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.040 This is not shocking to me because I've been aware 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:10.800 of Mark Waynemullen for years. 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:13.000 You probably have too. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:17.040 Now, if if you know somebody who kind of half 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.600 pays attention to politics, they don't know who the two 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.120 senators from Oklahoma are. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:24.079 I'm a nerd. You're a nerd. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.080 You know who the two senators from Oklahoma are, don't you? 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:32.840 Even Chris knows that, but most people don't. The first 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.680 time they heard of Mark Wayne Mullen was when he 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:39.280 got made DHS secretary and they looked and saw, oh 0:09:39.320 --> 0:09:41.880 coolah comes from a plumbing business. I like that. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:42.960 Oklahoma. 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.800 Wow, Wait a minute, he used to be a cage fighter. 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.160 He must be rough and tough. He's just what we need. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.400 And then he gets up and says. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:55.120 This stuff, and so what I'm saying, is let me 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.839 work with you on this stuff. I'm not handling things 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:04.000 like maybe the past a secretary had. I'm just saying, 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.560 let's work to get the worst of the worst off 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.000 the streets, and then you won't see me in your 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.240 cities and states like you do as much because of 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.320 my presence, won't be as big. In fact, you probably 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:15.199 want to see us at all. 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:20.000 He is not on the Trump agenda. He is not. 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:22.679 Trump is far to the right of him when it 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:27.480 comes to deportation. And it looks like he just got 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:33.840 himself a muzzle. Oh explain next. Feeling a little stocky, 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:39.000 follow like and subscribe on social at Jesse Kelly Show. 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:43.520 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday. Remember 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.240 you can email your love, your hate, your death threats 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:51.000 Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So Mark Wayne Mullen 0:10:51.080 --> 0:10:53.920 gave another speech, said a bunch of really stupid things. 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:56.720 I remember when I told you Trump is to the 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.480 right of him, and I just explained why he's there, 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:03.400 Why why he was the one selected. Here's a report 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:09.840 from Brionna Morello from earlier today. Sources say DHS Secretary 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:14.600 Mark Wayne Mullen is being blocked from interviews. I am 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:19.600 told the directive is coming from the White House. I 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:23.200 don't know that he's going to be canned. I don't 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:24.800 know that. I mean it might be being fired as 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:25.160 we speak. 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:25.720 I don't know that. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:31.600 But it's clear the White House understands that Mark Wayne Mullen, 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:36.880 he's a demoralization operation. That right now, our big challenge 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.680 going into November, and look, we have a lot of headwinds. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.640 We know that our big challenge going into November is 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.880 going to be motivation. I don't need any more motivation. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:49.840 I'm assuming you don't either. I am going to desperately 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:53.680 drag as many people as I can to vote against communists. However, 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:57.280 I am not an ormy, and it is normies who 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:01.760 decide elections and they lack motivation. And people on the 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.400 right and maybe this is you lack motivation. We didn't 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.439 get this. We didn't get that. I'm mad about this 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:13.079 lack motivation. The communists have motivation. It is a motivation election. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:16.280 Motivation will determine do we lose the House at all? 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.120 We lose it by a little is it a five 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.080 alarm fire? And we lose the House In the Senate, 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:27.880 Motivation you know what, absolutely sucks the life out of 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:29.560 the motivation on the right, this stuff. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.400 And so what I'm saying is, let me work with 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:36.319 you on this stuff. I'm not handling things like maybe 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:42.080 the past secretary head. I'm just saying, let's work to 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.680 get the worst of the worst off the streets, and 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:46.760 then you won't see me in your cities and states 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:48.439 like you do as much because. 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:49.520 Stuff like this too. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:53.960 GOP Senator that would be John Curtis of Utah unveils 0:12:54.160 --> 0:13:00.400 state run visa scheme offering amnesty two illegals. Now you 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.720 can say that stuff's dead on arrival, and it of 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.719 course is dead on arrival, but you know what that 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:09.880 does do It might make someone like you or me 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:12.959 read that headline and say, you know what, screw the GOLP. 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:17.520 I'm not even voting. You know, we normally wouldn't vote 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.520 for Democrats. I could never, But you can demoralize and 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.000 anger somebody enough where they go. I'm not voting at 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:28.079 all now. John Curtis is not the majority. John Curtis 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:31.160 is one guy, one goober. Mark Wayne Mullen is one goober. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.680 But you put enough of that stuff out there in 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.400 the ether, you get people to say I'm sitting home, 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.480 I'm not doing anything, and that will be our struggle. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:43.800 It is going to be a struggle. And look, I'm sorry, 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.120 but Oklahoma, they just it's like to have a factory 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:48.199 produce in these guys. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.000 Do you think that whatever you're working on will have 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.120 to include a path to citizenship for Dreamers? 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:52.520 I do. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.520 I've been pretty outspoken on that for even the last September, 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.200 Senator Tillis and I both put out a proposal. I 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.880 get citizenship for those individuals that are in the doctor 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.880 program or were eligible for the doctor program. Because we've 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.280 got a group that was in the doctor program, but 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.079 we've got a group that never signed up, never went 0:14:10.120 --> 0:14:12.480 to the paperwork, for whatever reason, they were eligible for it. 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:14.599 We'd like to those individuals to be able to have 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:15.880 access the citizenship as well. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.080 That's the other senator from Oklahoma. All right, let's do 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.160 some emails? Shall we hate Bronco. I knew when I 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:27.360 saw that Baseball national anthem video you'd play it listening 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.240 this morning at the gym, and I was dying laughing. 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.000 I almost dropped a weight on my face, but now 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.920 my ears are bleeding. You are truly a sick man, 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:39.520 that we love you for it. I got this one, Jesse. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:42.840 All it started listening to the national anthem at the 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.720 women's baseball game. It was already hurting my ears, and 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:50.320 then you started laughing even louder than I was. Then 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:51.680 the story of you and church. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:52.480 As a young. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.040 Kid sent out to sit in the lobby. I was 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:58.119 the middle child of five. We went to church most Sundays. 0:14:58.560 --> 0:15:00.920 I had to sit next to my father because I 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.080 had a hard time holding still. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.720 And I still do at seventy seven years old. 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.360 My father loved to sing, but he had the worst voice, 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:13.119 I swear, of anyone in the entire congregation, and sometimes 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.600 I just couldn't help myself. Invariably I was sent out 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.440 to wait in the lobby. I'll admit sometimes I opened 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.000 the door just a little so I would have something 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:23.840 to do, and I would start laughing again. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:24.920 Still to this. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.400 Day, I laugh about those times, Jesse. I never get 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:31.640 the urge to switch channels on you. Please never play 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.880 that version of the Star Spangled Banner again, although it's 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:38.120 hilariously embarrassing, and I've been the same young man in 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:41.320 the church pew few years ago. As an also forty 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.640 five year old man. I'm going to change the station 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:46.120 next time if I hear it again. Thank you for 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:52.440 your attention in this matter. Look, buddy, just sit back 0:15:52.480 --> 0:16:01.880 and be patrion. Oh can you see, sir? I was 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:10.120 so brown well and the time lies nast sleep mean 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:20.240 the rocks dribe sand ris to the path or the 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:25.320 rest sweet wash. We're so gal. 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.440 I hope you're singing along. Don't change your channel to 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:33.680 lease stream. Mean, this is about your country and the 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:41.960 rocky clear the moves bursting in air came food. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:51.680 Night that I was still this, still there, oh same. 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:57.040 This is the crescendo, everyone at once, uplifting best fast 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:59.400 thingngle ben. 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:12.600 Oh the land on the b and the hole of 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.760 the brood. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:22.680 Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. You know what else is beautiful? 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:22.879 Oh? 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:26.440 By the way, uh, I think I broke the toilet 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.800 at work. I'll explain in a moment. Before I get 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:31.320 to that, I need to explain to you that you 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:34.320 don't have to deal with insurance anymore as a business owner, 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:38.919 as an HR manager, as a CFO. I know that 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.280 you have you don't have one policy? Do youet one 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:42.040 insurance policy? 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:45.440 You don't have two? I bet you have five six 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.680 or more. I know, I know what it's saying. 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:52.840 And each policy comes from someone different, and you have 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:54.680 to deal with a different broker. And when I say 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:56.639 deal with the broker that made you, hear from the 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.480 broker once a year, I know he calls you at 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:00.000 renewal time. 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:00.520 I get it. 0:18:00.880 --> 0:18:03.480 Oh, and I should also note I know that he 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:08.439 never explains specifically how it applies to your business, and 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:12.240 it's not made for your business. Super Sure we'll go 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:16.280 take this burden off of your shoulders. They will go 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:17.120 track down. 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:18.320 The policies you need. 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.200 They are with you three hundred and sixty five days 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:25.240 a year, not just at renewal time. Super Sure is 0:18:25.320 --> 0:18:29.840 about to make your life easy. Go to supersure dot 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:36.480 com slash Jesse. That's supersure dot com slash Jesse paid 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:41.480 for by super Sure Insurance Agency LLC, a licensed insurance agency. 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.440 The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:50.800 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:53.200 Remember if you miss any par the show, you can 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:58.800 download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Now I have to tell 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:03.280 you something. In fact, I haven't updated you on any 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:08.879 of this, so here it is you know obviously that 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:11.200 we've been flooded out of our studio for months. 0:19:11.280 --> 0:19:15.720 You know that it's a disaster. You also know that we've. 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:19.639 Been bouncing around anywhere where you can plug in a microphone, 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:22.359 trying to find various places where we can do the 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:26.560 Jesse Kelly Show. Okay, you with me, now, I haven't 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:35.120 told you this part. We found this temporary office. It's 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.960 one of those temp offices that I think we rented 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:43.560 by the week or something like that. And what a dump, 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.840 What an unbelievable dump this place is. 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:49.640 But wait, there's more. 0:19:50.640 --> 0:19:53.800 When we were signing up to rent this place out, 0:19:54.920 --> 0:19:58.760 we said we're going to be broadcasting from there. We're 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.600 going to be setting up cameras and microphones and things 0:20:01.640 --> 0:20:05.520 like that. We're gonna be broadcasting from there all right, now, 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:06.320 fast forward. 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.320 First of all, how big of a dump are we 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:09.119 dealing with here? 0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:13.879 There has not been soap in the bathroom since we 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:17.879 moved in. You have to bring in hand sanitizer or 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:18.959 your own soap. 0:20:19.400 --> 0:20:20.760 I'm not making that up. 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:24.960 We're all waiting for the day when at least one 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.879 of our cars is stolen from the parking lot. I 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:31.000 mean when I say it's rough, it's a little rough. 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:32.800 Around here. How bad? 0:20:33.040 --> 0:20:36.119 Well, I'm looking out the window right now at a 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:39.639 church's chicken. That's the kind of neighborhood we're in. Okay, 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:43.280 so just know that church's chicken. Let me repeat that, 0:20:43.320 --> 0:20:47.160 there is a church's chicken walking distance from the office. 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.800 That's how bad it is around here. What, Chris, it's 0:20:50.800 --> 0:20:52.280 how you describe a bit whatever. 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:57.720 So it's bad. Right now, we start. 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:02.600 Getting emails from management in the building. What are these emails? 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:08.480 They are complaining about the volume from our little crappy 0:21:08.640 --> 0:21:12.760 closet where we are broadcasting. You know my voice carries anyway. 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.280 I get that. You also know I get fired up, 0:21:16.600 --> 0:21:20.159 I get excited. I start to raise my voice, and 0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:24.240 the other tenants in this building are starting to complain. 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:27.360 I should also note that's pretty rich that the other 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:30.360 tenants in this building are starting to complain when I'm 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:35.200 about ninety nine percent sure there are multiple families living 0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:38.800 in this office building. The children are running around the 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:44.000 halls carrying in groceries. Yesterday we walked in and the 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:49.560 place smelled so badly like weed. I about passed out walking. 0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:50.080 Up the stairs. 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:59.600 Yet apparently I'm too loud. Now that brings me to today. 0:22:00.640 --> 0:22:03.720 And I'm not totally sure what to do about this. 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:09.280 I walk in the bathroom because I have to pee. 0:22:10.040 --> 0:22:13.679 I walk up to the urinals. There's two urinals, but 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:16.280 one has been broken since we moved in. All right, 0:22:16.560 --> 0:22:20.439 no big deal, par for the course around here. I 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:25.640 walk into the bathroom and the second urinal was also broken. Okay, 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:29.000 not the end of the world. There's a couple stalls. 0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:33.920 I walk into one of the stalls. I use my shoe, 0:22:34.240 --> 0:22:36.680 I put the seat up because I'm not a savage. 0:22:37.640 --> 0:22:43.040 I go tinkle, I finish, I use my foot and 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:48.400 I dropped the seat. It slams down at the very 0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:53.440 moment that I hit the flush button. But something else 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:57.960 happened in that moment. I did not see it, but 0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:01.920 there was a black hair brush, I would guess four 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:06.680 or five inches long, sitting on something above the toilet. 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:11.439 As it slams down and I hit flush, the black 0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:16.119 hair brush drops down in blop right in the middle 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:21.000 of the toilet and begins to swirl around. Now I'm 0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:24.439 not going after it at this point in time. That 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:28.119 thing is lost. I'm not reaching my hand in a dirty, 0:23:28.200 --> 0:23:30.560 dirty toilet bowl, most definitely. 0:23:32.800 --> 0:23:34.120 And it went down the drain. 0:23:35.920 --> 0:23:40.480 Now I am. I'm certainly no plumber. We have real 0:23:40.520 --> 0:23:44.200 plumbers listening. But because I grew up doing underground construction, 0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:47.719 water and sewer line and things like that, I know 0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:50.639 a little bit about a little bit. And I'm just 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:54.439 going through in my head all the different places in 0:23:54.480 --> 0:23:59.480 a house or a building where a brush like that could. 0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:04.920 Get stuck and cause serious, serious problems. 0:24:07.359 --> 0:24:10.600 And I'm not sure if I should tell anybody I 0:24:10.680 --> 0:24:13.440 know the right now, hold on, I know the right 0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:18.159 thing to do is to tell them. Keep in mind, 0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:22.160 we've already had multiple complaints, and I'm pretty sure we're 0:24:22.160 --> 0:24:24.600 on the verge of being kicked out of the building. 0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:27.560 I don't think I can risk it at this point 0:24:27.560 --> 0:24:34.240 in time. What Chris, you said, it was already screwed up. 0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:35.439 Who's to say I caused it. 0:24:35.480 --> 0:24:39.719 That's a good point. We'll just lie. It works all 0:24:39.760 --> 0:24:40.280 the time. 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:46.080 What Chris, Chris said. And who keeps a hair brush 0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:47.200 in a public bathroom? 0:24:47.760 --> 0:24:48.720