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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.

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Speaker 1: Get your butt at the front door. We are super

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Speaker 1: villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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Speaker 1: it in style. It's time for the best radio you've

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Speaker 1: heard in a while, The Jews Show. What kind of

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Speaker 1: day are you gonna have today? Is it gonna be

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Speaker 1: one of those days where you're smiling and whistling and

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Speaker 1: skipping everywhere because you had a good Valentine's evening last night?

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Speaker 1: just another two stay find out exactly how your day

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Speaker 1: is gonna go right now with Alex's daily vibration. All right,

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Speaker 1: well least it's not Monday where you can tell at

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Speaker 1: work today. Just look around today. When you're at work,

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Speaker 1: They'll be in a real good move. They'll be smiling,

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Speaker 1: they'll be chirping in in meetings, they'll be ready to

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Speaker 1: You know exactly what happened last night. All right, time

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Speaker 1: to raise your vibration by doing your one card tarot draw.

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Speaker 1: So while I shuffle my car is to think of

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Speaker 1: cool shuffling. Teach me how to shuffle, Teach me how

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Speaker 1: to shuffle? Got it? Okay? What do you need to

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Speaker 1: evaluate and analyze? Because today's card is the Hermit, which

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Speaker 1: is Jebil's major arkonic card. Everybody has a specific major

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Speaker 1: So Jebil Is Virgo is the Hermit. The Hermit on

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil Phone frame Mornings. Hello. Yeah, yeah, Now

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Speaker 1: that's Benjamin. Hey, hey Benjie eighth grandpa. Yeah sure, this

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Speaker 1: trees with a fake package outside, just waiting for people. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 1: like a Robin Hood type character. Sure, I've never seen it,

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Speaker 1: but sure. Um. Anyway, thank you for telling me. You're

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Speaker 1: a little secret. You can continue now. Oh I thought

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Speaker 1: that was it. No, I wasn't gonna you can continue.

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Speaker 1: You got a crossbow and your wife doesn't know about it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have a crossbow that she does not know all about.

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Speaker 1: And uh, well the other thing is I actually do

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Speaker 1: have a handgun. Oh here we go. Yeah, you should

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Speaker 1: probably tell her visit in AK forty seven. That is

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Speaker 1: not a handgun. No, it's it's a it's a little

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Speaker 1: it's a little you know, smith and lesson nine millimeter.

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Speaker 1: It's all good, it's fine. Nice. So I have an

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Speaker 1: office home and it's kind of like office slash, you know.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me you have a safe in the wall,

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Speaker 1: you say, I looked at wall safe the other day too,

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Speaker 1: on Amazon. I'm looking at cross bows and wall safe

437
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Speaker 1: like James or something like. I want to be right now, Okay, Anyway,

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Speaker 1: you have a safe that you keep your gun in

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Speaker 1: in your office? Yeah, and I you know, I in

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Speaker 1: a desk, there's a there's a bigger bottom drawer, and

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Speaker 1: I just have it labeled, um, house stuff, And because

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Speaker 1: I deal with all the house stuff. Yeah. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's like, you know, how you designate in a relationship,

444
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Speaker 1: would you deal with this? And you're doing this, She's

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Speaker 1: never gone in there. So I just keep it in

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Speaker 1: that drawer. And that drawer has a little, you know,

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Speaker 1: a little lock on it too, Okay, Um, yeah, so

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Speaker 1: I just I just keep it in there. I never

449
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Speaker 1: think that like keeping things from your spouse is a

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Speaker 1: good thing, Yeah, because I'd be very very upset if

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Speaker 1: my spouse had a gun that I didn't know about.

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Speaker 1: I'm especially in the house. Um. But I do still

453
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Speaker 1: think that you should be doing the things you want

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Speaker 1: to do, even if they don't like it. Tell him,

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Speaker 1: you know everything I don't like, Like Like you're protecting yourself,

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Speaker 1: like it's your right you should take her, you know,

457
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Speaker 1: and it could be fun for her if she hasn't

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Speaker 1: had any experience with guns, right, and you have them,

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Speaker 1: and to make her feel more safe about it, take

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Speaker 1: her to the gun range with you. Also kind of

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Speaker 1: a cool date. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: you a little secret. Sure. The Jewel Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. Hello, me and the guys at

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Speaker 1: the shop. When y'all started playing Britney Spears, so a

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of grown men dance Britney Spears, no problem.

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Speaker 1: And there it is another rave review for the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network. This is the i n N, the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: February fifteen, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh. And apparently

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Speaker 1: Elon Musk forgot that this is America and you're not

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Speaker 1: allowed to have fun. Oh well, the good thing the

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Speaker 1: US government is here to remind him of that. We'll

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Speaker 1: tell you why Elon Musk just got sent to his

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Speaker 1: bedroom with no dinner by the US government in a second.

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Speaker 1: But first, let's meet the idiots. All expressed and a

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Speaker 1: video is going viral of Russell Wilson and Sierra abruptly

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Speaker 1: leaving a party that Drake hosted over the weekend because

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Speaker 1: of something that he did, and I have all the

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Speaker 1: details on that coming right up. I'm in the cheven

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Speaker 1: and I have a story about a cat who might

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Speaker 1: actually be Charlie Sheen in disguise. All right, more on

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Speaker 1: those stories in just a second. Before you first started

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Speaker 1: the day. In the i Ndidiot News network, rightings news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news Why is Elon Musk getting a

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Speaker 1: slap on the wrist from the US government and being

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Speaker 1: told no, we're this is America. We don't have fun. Yes,

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Speaker 1: why Tesla's If you didn't know this, they have a

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Speaker 1: boombox feature on the car where you can play sound outside.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people have been using it fart noises,

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Speaker 1: and it has a fart noise built in bathing. Have

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Speaker 1: you guys seen that? No? Yeah, the US government has

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Speaker 1: told Tesla that they have to disable the fart function

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Speaker 1: on the cars. Tesla's are no longer allowed. Why don't

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Speaker 1: they have bigger things to worry about, you would think, right,

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Speaker 1: Tesla's don't even put out any whatever the mission submissions,

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Speaker 1: and you can just let them fart, like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just let the Tesla's fart. It's a clean fart.

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Speaker 1: It's a green farce. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The news for our next story the day. Let's Senna

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Speaker 1: to Alex, who's on location in the backseat of Russell

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Speaker 1: Wilson and Sierra's car as they leave a party. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're trying to find parking around the abbey in West Hollywood. Okay, Oh,

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Speaker 1: actually I think Alex Fresh just pulled up to the

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Speaker 1: location in her Tesla And my story is. Seattle Seahawks

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Speaker 1: quarterback Russell Wilson and his wife Siera were seen leaving

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Speaker 1: Drake's party over the weekend because Drake brought out Future,

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Speaker 1: which is Sierra's. Oh yeah, he didn't know, and Russell

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Speaker 1: Wilson did not know that he was going to be there.

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Speaker 1: And I think that's hili. That is funny. It's a

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Speaker 1: would have Drake did that on purpose. I know, how

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Speaker 1: would they not know that he's going to be there.

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Speaker 1: They have a child together. How does either of them

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Speaker 1: not know? You know, just check Instagram. He probably put

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Speaker 1: it on his store. He's definitely got him blocked. Hey, Alex,

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Speaker 1: A question for you when Russell, Wilson and Sierra left

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Speaker 1: that party because Future was there? Did they leave in

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Speaker 1: their tesla? Doesn't get all? This is the I N

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Speaker 1: and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in

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Speaker 1: the news, report the news for our next story of

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Speaker 1: the day. Let's send it on over to English Evan

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Speaker 1: who's on location with a cat with a cat in

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Speaker 1: New Zealand. Actually hold on, let me just pop my

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Speaker 1: tesla real quick. The cat's name is Keith. He's in

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Speaker 1: the news because he recently stole drugs and a pair

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Speaker 1: of lacy black underwear, according to his OWNUS. But Keith's

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Speaker 1: crime wave started three years ago and began small with

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Speaker 1: bras from nearby neighbors, but has since leveled up to

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Speaker 1: drugs and lingerie. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.

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Speaker 1: That cat probably was trained to do it. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what's more sad the fact that that cat now

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Speaker 1: has a criminal record for breaking and entering and being

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Speaker 1: an all around pervert, or there's someone out there training

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Speaker 1: a cat to do that. Whoever's training this cat to

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Speaker 1: still underwear and drugs, If they put that kind of

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Speaker 1: effort into something good, they could be the next Elon

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Speaker 1: Musa for Jeff Bezos digital producer Christian Here, I have

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Speaker 1: something I want to talk about the Okay, I haven't

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Speaker 1: talked about you want to do? You want to? You

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Speaker 1: have a start some news that I would like to

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Speaker 1: no idea where he's on location, but our digital producer

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Speaker 1: Christian is on the scene with something. And Christian, is

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Speaker 1: that a Tesla you're driving? Yes, yeah, it is I

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Speaker 1: location at Bravo's headquarters again, okay, Bravo TV. Absolutely, I

548
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Speaker 1: want to know who in the world makes the decision

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Speaker 1: to not air routine Sunday programs just because that big game,

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Speaker 1: that stupid game is on that everyone talks about. Because

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00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: guess what, I was late yesterday because they threw off

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Speaker 1: my entire routine on Sunday by not airing my program.

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Speaker 1: The people who are watching Housewives of Salt Lake City

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Speaker 1: aka me are not really caring about the big game,

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00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,959
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. They didn't air the shows

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Speaker 1: on Bravo that you normally watch, correct because of the

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Speaker 1: game that was on Sunday, the Super Big One. Yes

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Speaker 1: they don't. They're the big big football game on Bravo.

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Speaker 1: Of course, not right, No one there cares about the ratings.

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Speaker 1: The markets don't overlap. Okay, Like I went and watched

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Speaker 1: Mary J. Blige, but I was ready for my routine

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Speaker 1: Sunday night Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airing, and

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Speaker 1: then they didn't air, throw off my whole schedule, and

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Speaker 1: that's why I was like Monday. You've been thinking about

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Speaker 1: that since Monday, and I will be thinking about it

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Speaker 1: probably a week from now. Still, Yes, that's the sound

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Speaker 1: of a camel who's also upset that the Real Housewives

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Speaker 1: of Salt Lake Cities and didn't air this week. And

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Speaker 1: that means that the INN is done for the day.

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Speaker 1: This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. In tomorrow the

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Speaker 1: same time for another hard hitting reports from the I

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Speaker 1: At the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I met Jewel Fresh, I met that dres met Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio. The Jewil Show on demand, it's another

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Speaker 1: Jewil Phone frame. Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, Sean,

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Speaker 1: what's up. It's Pete. Pete, Pete from from the barbecue

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Speaker 1: a year and a half ago. Um, I don't know, man,

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Speaker 1: the barbecue, Dougs Barbecue a year and a half ago

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Speaker 1: we met. I'm your cousin, Doug's friend, Pete. I'm sorry, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't really remember. You remember the barbecue, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's all right, you know I was. But

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you, probably kind of weird. I got your number,

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Speaker 1: of course, from Doug and yeah, and I'm calling you. Well,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know that I haven't. Actually I found it

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Speaker 1: on his phone. Then I grabbed it because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to give you a call though, you know, because I

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Speaker 1: was over there. We were talking and I've kind of

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Speaker 1: fallen on tough times and so I was over there

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Speaker 1: just talking about stuff. My wife left me, house is

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Speaker 1: about to be foreclosed on. I got a bunch of mules,

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Speaker 1: you know. Okay, Sorry, sorry to hear that. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: he was telling me that you're doing pretty good. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm doing okay. Yeah. Yeah, he said you

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Speaker 1: got a good job, and yeah, I got it. I'll

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Speaker 1: just get straight to the point. Um, I was calling

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Speaker 1: the sea since you know we're friends if I could

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Speaker 1: borrow some money. Oh, dude, I'm sorry. You're going through

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Speaker 1: some stuff, but that is I know. I Oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember you. I don't know. Okay, I gotta

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Speaker 1: be honest with you. Sean Dog. That stung. I'll bit

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Speaker 1: that hurts. I thought we were better friends than that. Hey, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Stuffs tough, but you're asking me for

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Speaker 1: my We're not even friends. You don't call me Sean Dog. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Sean doggy Dog. It's just a little bit of cash

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Speaker 1: until I get things right. Nope. Good look Hello, hello there.

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Speaker 1: This is King James Johnson from the Kingdom of England

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Speaker 1: and I was looking to speak with Sean Pete. Why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me again? Okay, all right, you got me? Hey, Um,

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Speaker 1: I thought you might laugh at that part. So Sean,

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Speaker 1: I think we got disconnected on our last phone called. Right,

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Speaker 1: did happen? You're calling me and being really inappropriate. I

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Speaker 1: hit the red button. That's what happened. If you call

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Speaker 1: me again, I will call the police. Okay. They're not

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Speaker 1: going to let me borrow any money. I don't give

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Speaker 1: who lends you money at this point, dude, like you

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Speaker 1: told me you went through his phone and got my

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Speaker 1: phone number. I don't know how many people you're calling

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Speaker 1: trying to get money or what, but this ridiculous, dude,

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Speaker 1: and it's not cool. Man. That is my cousin. Be

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Speaker 1: my friend too, So don't call again. Hello. Yes, Hello,

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Speaker 1: My name is Tia Devereaux and I am calling from

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Speaker 1: the city's parks department. I was looking to speak with

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Speaker 1: Sean because we are building a new park right down

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Speaker 1: the street and we were looking for some donations. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to see if we can maybe get a few

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Speaker 1: dollars donated to us so we can build this lovely

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Speaker 1: park for all the kids in our area to play.

630
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: It's all available. You know what, call our ideas, It

631
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: would have said, Parks Department. I know it's you, Pete

632
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: quick around calling all right, Look it was It's it

633
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: was me the whole time. Sorry about that. Please don't

634
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: call Doug because I'm sleeping on this couch right now

635
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 1: and I need a place to stay still. Well, you

636
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: know what, You're on his couch right now. Perfect. I'm

637
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: gonna drive over to Dougs. We're gonna have a conversation

638
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: with you and Doug, and I'm with Tom all you're

639
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: doing and all these stupid trash impressions that you're doing

640
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: calling them the same number. I don't know why you

641
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: would do that, because this is stupid. Well I did

642
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: it because it's a prank phone call, and your cousin

643
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: Doug set you up. That's why I did it. What

644
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

645
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your cousin Dougs set you up.

646
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Doug's weird friend is not calling you asking

647
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: for money, Yeah, looking for my car. Key's like getting

648
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: ready to go. Yeah. He said that he's had some

649
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: weird friends hit you up for things before, so I

650
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: thought it'd be funny to man. I don't know who's there.

651
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: Is the Jebel Show on demand. It's time four of

652
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. I'm gonna take

653
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: a real quick pull. Okay, all right, right, text in

654
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: four one of six one if you want to answer

655
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: this as well, would you be okay with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife? Yeah?

656
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: Going to a wedding with their ex? K you kidding?

657
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: That's why Leon is on the phone today, Leon actually

658
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: thinks that his girlfriend, Christa, who's been together for a

659
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: year with might be cheating on him because she's going

660
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: to a wedding with her ex. Leon. Yes, what so

661
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: did she tell you? Yeah, she told me that we've

662
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: been together for about a year and he I guess

663
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: he he he got invited to a wedding and he

664
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: had a plus one. That doesn't even make sense. What

665
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: did you even think to invite her? Well, you know

666
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: why he would think to invite her, of course, why

667
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: he would, But why would she go, yeah, you guys

668
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: have an open relationship or anything like that. No, nothing,

669
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: nothing like that at all. So she was just up

670
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: front and I was like, hey, I'm gonna go to

671
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,399
Speaker 1: this wedding with my ex. She didn't try to hide

672
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: it nothing. Yeah, I mean she's a little sketchy about it,

673
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: But I don't know, guys, I don't know if she's

674
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: cheating on on that one. Did you say to her

675
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 1: like what are you thinking? Like this is dumb? Like

676
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: how yeah? How did you react? I was just kind

677
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: of dumbfounded, really, I mean, you know, and of course

678
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: you tried to spin it as if they were just

679
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 1: going his friends and he couldn't find anyone else to go.

680
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: Was last minute. So I guess the wedding is for

681
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: a couple that I guess they used to hang out

682
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: with when they were a couple. I don't know if

683
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: they're getting the game back together or what. Guys, I

684
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I actually had to go to an ex's

685
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: wedding one time. It was her wedding, just to go, yeah,

686
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: because of my group of friends. Also to do that

687
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 1: she was marrying as cool, like we were friends, Like okay,

688
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: that's okay, and but everybody knew we were friends. Like

689
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend at the time too, and everybody

690
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: knew we were friends. Yeah, she ruined me. It was

691
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: also a weird situation though, to be sitting there hearing

692
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 1: someone that you used to date talked to her new

693
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: husband doing the vows and being like, you're the greatest

694
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: man I've ever known, because you kind of want to

695
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: stand up and go what ye like? You know you

696
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 1: missed me a little bit. That's when they get to

697
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: the objection the greatest man, I mean second probably Anyway,

698
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 1: when is this wedding a couple of weeks? Okay, do

699
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: you suspect that they're like seeing each other, they're seeing

700
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: each other? Yeah, probably probably that really sucks. Is there

701
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: more reasons than the fact, I mean, the fact that

702
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: he invited her to a wedding to go together. That's

703
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not even a red flag. Why would

704
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: she say yes? Why that's the annoying pot? Yeah, I

705
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: mean to say yes to that? And is there any

706
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: other reasons or is it? I mean, that's pretty much

707
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 1: good enough for me. I don't. I have no idea really, Yeah,

708
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You sound really like warm about it, and

709
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: I would be too, Like, let's figure it out if

710
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: see if she's cheating, I mean she probably is, right, Well,

711
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: you never know. I mean we've done stuff before where

712
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: we've been sure like there's no way of course as

713
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: versus cheating, and then you find out they're not. But

714
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: this one anyway, we do want to catch though, because

715
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: if she is, she's lying to you obviously. Wait one

716
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 1: real quick class question. How long were they together before

717
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:36,240
Speaker 1: you guys got together? I mean they were they were together,

718
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: I think a couple of years, but I mean they've

719
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: been broken up for a while. I mean it was

720
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: at least a few months if I remember correctly, before

721
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: you guys go. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, I mean,

722
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: no matter what, it's a situation that I would also

723
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: be suspicious and ye, okay, well have you thought of

724
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: a way that we would call her that wouldn't be

725
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: out of the blue and seemed suspect. She yes, you

726
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: got me a ticket to a concert, So I mean

727
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: ticket Master has been blowing her up with promotion and

728
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: emails and all that, so you could probably use that, guys, Okay,

729
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: that would work. Yeah, we can offer some tickets to

730
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: something and she wants to invite. Yeah, I found out

731
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: who companion is going to be. Yeah, all right, we'll

732
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: play a song come back and then pretend to be

733
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: from ticket Master and offers some takes us something and

734
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: see if she wants you to go or if she

735
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: gives someone else's name. Okay, cool, all right, man, we'll

736
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 1: do an next. It's a jewel show in the middle

737
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: of War of the Roses. To catch a cheater if

738
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Leon is on the phone and

739
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: he thinks that his girlfriend Christa is cheating on him,

740
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: and so do we pretty much everybody does. But we

741
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: could be wrong. We've been wrong before. Leon and Krista

742
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: have been together for a year, all of a sudden,

743
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: she said she was going to go to a wedding

744
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: with her ex. Her exit invited her to a wedding,

745
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: And it kind of makes sense in one way because

746
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 1: it's a mutual friends of their because when she was

747
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: with her ex, they had friends and those friends are

748
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: getting married, so both of them would be going. Except

749
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: usually when that happens, and you have to be in

750
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: the same room as your ex, when you've had friends

751
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 1: together getting married, you're kind of on one side, they're

752
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: on the other side, and you just have to be

753
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: in their presence because they went as well, not going together. Yeah,

754
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: it is crossing the line. So we're gonna call her

755
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 1: from ticket Master because I guess she recently bought some

756
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: tickets for Leon to go somewhere and say that she

757
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: won a couple of tickets to another concert and who

758
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: she wants to take, okay, like an upcoming show. Yeah,

759
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 1: and we'll see if she gives us Leon's name or

760
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: Hay Leon. What is her ex's name? Roger? Oh, Roger,

761
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,319
Speaker 1: that's right, all right, So we'll see if she says

762
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: your name or says Roger's name, and then we'll know

763
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: for sure if she's cheating on you. All right, man,

764
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone him. Okay, yeah, okay,

765
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 1: thank you guys. Hello, Hi, this is Jorban calling from

766
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: ticket Master. I'm looking for Kristo. Yes, this is Hurt.

767
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: Congratulations Christah what congratulations? You were our lucky customer of

768
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: the month. Oh oh cool. We do select one of

769
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: our customers every month to win two tickets to any

770
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: show that they want to see anywhere in the country.

771
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And along with really tickets. Yeah, along

772
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: with those tickets airfare of course, hotel stay of course.

773
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: What for real? Yeah that's amazing. Oh my gosh. Wow, Okay,

774
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: this is crazy. I didn't even know I entered into anything. Um,

775
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: what do I What do I have to do? You'll

776
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: get an email from us as soon as we hang

777
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: up the phone, and that email will have instructions on

778
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: how to select the show you want to go to. Okay.

779
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: It will also have info that you know you can

780
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: plug in all the flight information and stuff like that,

781
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: and also as an extra little thank you, I'm imagining

782
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: if you're gonna fly somewhere and you got tickets to

783
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: go somewhere, you'd know who you'd want to take. Um. Yeah,

784
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: I have a pretty good idea. We would love to

785
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: also send something special to that person. Okay, a bottle

786
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: of champagne. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, cool.

787
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: I'll just get the address and stuff in a second.

788
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: I will need the name first and last of the

789
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: person that you want to take with you, and then also, um,

790
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: you can put a message on the card. Um. Okay, Uh,

791
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: the name is Roger. What do you like to put

792
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: on the card? Okay, okay, say surprise, babe. We're gonna go.

793
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna do some more traveling. You've been the best

794
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: surprise of the past three months. I don't know about

795
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: anybody else on this phone call, but my heart has

796
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 1: been warmed. That was beautiful, rod lovely. Wait what's happening?

797
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 1: I think you just warmed everybody's heart with that beautiful message.

798
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: Sorry everybody, Well maybe not everybody, because this is actually

799
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel. Mine's Alex Mind

800
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,520
Speaker 1: English and it's a radio show. And sometimes when people

801
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: think they're significant other is cheating on them to hit

802
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,720
Speaker 1: us up to see if we can catch them. And Leon,

803
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: your boyfriend is on the phone, Leon, an actual boyfriend.

804
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: Wait what yeah my god, Oh my god, Leon, Oh

805
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: my god. No yeah, Leon, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Guess

806
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: what I thought? Oh my god? What what? Leon? What? What?

807
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 1: What do you got to say? Now? Will you explain?

808
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: Explain yourself? Now, I'll explain yourself. Now what what do

809
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: you mean? I don't understand what is happening? Dare you

810
00:41:53,760 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: explain it? Explain it? Now? Explain Roger, explain it? Uh? Uh?

811
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: Is this is this? You got nothing to say, nothing

812
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 1: to say. I'm done with you. I'm done. I thought

813
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: I was an idiot. You go into a wedding with

814
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: your ex a friend, Okay, well, okay he is he

815
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: is a friend. Okay, he's a friend, all right, and

816
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: you're so jealous, Like, like, why I don't understand? What

817
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: do you like? You're crazy? I would be not agree

818
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,640
Speaker 1: with that, Like, I mean, wait, what, huh? What what say?

819
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: Explain something? What do you got to say for yourself? Christa? Um?

820
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: I think that you are uh crazy and paranoid? Um?

821
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: And and did we forget this? She put on the

822
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: card that she's been really having fun the last three

823
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: months and she wants to travel together again. Did we

824
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: forget that? Stupid us? Okay, well, Leon, hung up. Obviously

825
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: he's upset. Obviously you've been calling you. Would you be

826
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: okay though with him going to a wedding with us? X? Yeah,

827
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: because I don't have issues. You know what you do

828
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: on you We're gonna take your ex on another trip

829
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: and said you've been enjoying the last three months, and

830
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: you're telling us that Leon's crazy, you know, honestly, I

831
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: just I like, don't I'm don't even love Leon, so

832
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter. I'm oh, I mean I think him.

833
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, so we helped you out then in

834
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: a way. Yeah, honestly, yeah, you did. So leave a

835
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: lot of people are usually mad at us when you

836
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: do these. You're telling us you want to say thank you.

837
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: I guess wow, oh my god, you you sound great.

838
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 1: Christa enjoy Roger. But I'm sure I'm sure that you're

839
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: ex Leon is gonna have issues going forward because of you.

840
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: So maybe you should just think about next time not

841
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: doing that. Just leave the person before you decide to

842
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 1: go to a wedding with your ex, cheat and wherever

843
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna go, whatever show you're gonna pick. Yeah, okay, okay,

844
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: like like you all have never he did okay, whatever, bye.

845
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello there,

846
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: hello there, how you doing. I'm good? How are you

847
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: not too bad? Thanks for asking? Do you have a

848
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah, it's a dirty big secret. But yeah, right,

849
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: all right, let me hear it. So, um, my little

850
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: sister just had a baby with one of my friends. Okay,

851
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: and when she first bashes pregnant, I actually um thoughts

852
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: with him. Who yeah what girlfriend? So now I'm the godmother? Um?

853
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 1: So did your your sister obviously doesn't know because it's

854
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: a dirty big secret. No, no, how did it happen? Um? Well,

855
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: him and I have been friends since we were like fifteen,

856
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: and at the time they had just started like hanging out,

857
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: and um, tequila might have been involved. Oh um, so

858
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: he Are you worried that he's ever gonna say anything

859
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: to her? I a little bit, But I also think

860
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: he has a bigger sense of self preservation than that. Yeah,

861
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: what would your sister do she found out? I don't know,

862
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: I might not exist anymore for you? For you, is

863
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: he like the one that got away? Do you like

864
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: him like that? No, we're just playing that's the thing too.

865
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: Was it worth it no, okay, you posted along. I

866
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: was like, she's about to be like, yeah, it was

867
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,839
Speaker 1: absolutely not. And and I can't tell my wife either,

868
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: So there's that Oh, oh man, do you have a

869
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: reality show yet, because you should? Ha ha. No, I

870
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: don't like an onion? Is there? What else is going

871
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: on with you? Uh? There's that mean. I just I

872
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: haven't maybe will tell anybody'll be fair, And I'm like,

873
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad you told. I'm glad you told us. Now

874
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: you got it off your chest, you can relieve that

875
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 1: stress a little bit. And also, I'm sure your stress going,

876
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: like I don't think he would. I guarantee you that

877
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: dude is probably never telling your sister. I really hope not,

878
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: because that's the baby said this weekend. So and if

879
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: he ever buys you a bottle of tequila for Christmas,

880
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: give it back to him. The last time that I

881
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: had tequila, I slammed a nine year old's head in

882
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 1: the wall because he wanted to rustle me and I

883
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: didn't want to lose. Oh my god, tequila, make sure

884
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: will do crazy things right. I didn't mean to slam

885
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: his head in the wall. You know, tequila kind of

886
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 1: you know, perception of time. Either way, he learned his lesson,

887
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: don't mess with Alex when she's at tequila. Thanks for

888
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. I was drunk off tequila, but

889
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: I still remember feeling like an idiot, and then I

890
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: went passed out at nine. Everybody has that one liquor

891
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 1: that they can't drink too much of organs out of control.

892
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: The last time I really got drunk off whiskey, I

893
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: sounded drunk right there when I said whiskey off a whiskey.

894
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: I don't remember too much the evening, but I do

895
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 1: remember being on the street corner, no shoes on handcuff,

896
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: talking to the cops, and all I remember is thinking,

897
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: where are my shoes. I don't drink like that anymore,

898
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: but There's been so many times in my life where

899
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm just woking up in a random bush, wondering how

900
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: I got there, or on somebody's porch. We're trying to

901
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 1: open the door to go to work, and they're like,

902
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: you can't sleep here, and I'm like, whatever, can't open

903
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: the door here, I'm trying to sleep. I thought it

904
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: was bad that I don't necessarily remember all of the

905
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 1: uber ride home. Woke up in somebody else's house on

906
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: the porch. I woke up in a bush in Vegas, once,

907
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: a big bush, with a security guard pulling me out

908
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: and being like, hey man, you can't sleep here. I

909
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: was at a diner in Lace and I left the table.

910
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: I went to the little lobby of the diner. I

911
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 1: actually took off my shirt, folded it, sat it next

912
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 1: to me, sat my shoes next to it, and sleeping

913
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: in the lobby area. You know those people watching you that, Yeah,

914
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: something about the folding of the shirt. He woke me

915
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: up and he's like, dude, you can't sleep in the lobby.

916
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,919
Speaker 1: And I was like, I folded my shirt. I don't

917
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: have to fold my shirt when I'm sober. Basically, if

918
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 1: I get too drunk, It's just that's what happens. It's like,

919
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: hey man, can't sleep here. I just sleep places. I

920
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: feel like whenever you write a book, some day your

921
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: memoir will be titled you can't sleep here. The Jebel

922
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: Show on demand, Laurel, Yes, I have a very important

923
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: question to ask you. Yes, are you? Are you? Yeah?

924
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: Laurel was flushing the toilet again. Valid question, Laurel. I

925
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 1: hope you're not doing that because you need to focus.

926
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: It's the only American game show with an English guy

927
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 1: answering trivia questions that has a weird German dancy intro.

928
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: And yes, that was Alex talking to someone telling us

929
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret the other day who flushed the toilet?

930
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: And then that's what she asked him. So, Laurel, are

931
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: you are you doing that? Are you? I'm not I'm

932
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: actually sitting in my car. I hope you're not. That

933
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 1: that's so noble. All right, Well, the games like this,

934
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna sending Ushevan out of the studio. You got

935
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

936
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 1: you don't know one, you have to say pass and

937
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 1: English Evan has to be you outright to win? Are

938
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: you ready? Yep? Okay, here we go. All right, So

939
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,839
Speaker 1: the category is all things Tom Okay, okay, all right.

940
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: I think she's setting English enough to lose on the side.

941
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: All right, it should be pretty easy for you. There,

942
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: Your time starts. Now. What famous shoe company has a

943
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: one for one donation business model that every pair box

944
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: gets a pair to a Third world country? Tom? Who

945
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: jumped on Oprah's couch? Tom Hank? What cocktail uses gin

946
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: okak what cocktail uses gin lemon and simple syrup and

947
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: club soda who just retired from the NFL. Tom Brady,

948
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: who is in data dating, no idea, just say Tom okay,

949
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: technically you get it ready, You don't have to have

950
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: the last name. Probably most likely all right, you're gonna

951
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: bring you good seven back in the studio. Wow, good job, Laurel.

952
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 1: That was really good. You killed it, so English haven't

953
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: got your work cut out for you. If you want

954
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 1: to beat Laurel today. That sounded sarcastic when you're saying, no,

955
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: she actually did crush it. Um, I'm not jumping with you,

956
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 1: and this is the time of the game where we

957
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,800
Speaker 1: gives to know our contestant a little better. So, Laurel,

958
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: what's something interesting that you would like the world to

959
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: know about you? I am the two thousand and eleven

960
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: women's division racing champion out in banks Borgen. What do

961
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: you race? I used to race the seventy eight Chevy Nova.

962
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: That's bad. Yeah, and the top of my car had

963
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:10,120
Speaker 1: daisies on it, so they always said she's driving this daisy.

964
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's even more amazing because it's a muscle car

965
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 1: and you got these dudes that have been working on

966
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: their muscle cars, and they're like, oh, chick showing up

967
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,320
Speaker 1: to race and she's got daisies and you're just like

968
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: zero room and they're like, man, I'm just staring at

969
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: those stupid daisies. Now I feel stupid. We need to

970
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: be friends. Yeah, be friends, we do. Okay, all right,

971
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: Well English Chevan, are you ready? Yes? Ready? All right?

972
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: Category is all things tea. Oh no, all things tea,

973
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: actual tea, all things tea here, I'm English, I know tea.

974
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: All right, Your time starts. Now. What famous shoe company

975
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: has a one for one donation business model that every

976
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: pair box is a pair to a third world country?

977
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: Addie Das who jumped on Oprah's couch. Uh, Dave Chappelle.

978
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 1: Well cocktail uses gin lemon and simple syrup and club soda.

979
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: A Manhattan who had just retired from the NFL, Tom

980
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: Brady who is in data dating, Tom Holland a cylinder

981
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 1: drum that is part of a drum kit that does

982
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 1: not have a snare called Tom Tom Tom Tom. Yeah,

983
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: I think it is a Tom Tom drum. Anyway, we'll

984
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,719
Speaker 1: find out the answer. Is it just a thing took

985
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: a while to sink in with the All Things team

986
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: might have meant how to do a TRT? All right, well,

987
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: let's find out who won and send it over to

988
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: the scoreboard with our executive producer Brad. It's damn all right,

989
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: the Eman you actually got three congratulation Yeah, way better

990
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: than I thought You're gonna do. Well. Laurel got for

991
00:52:54,400 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: Oh Laurel, congratulations, you did it. Set the Brits. Let's

992
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: do that. Okay, So, what famous shoe company has a

993
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: one for one donation business model that every pair box

994
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,800
Speaker 1: is a paired to a third world country? Tom Tom's

995
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: I Need Ye starts with the tea who jumped on

996
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: Oprah's couch, Tom Cruise. Okay, everything well, cocktail uses Joe

997
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: Lemon and simple Syrup and club soda, Tom Collins, So

998
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: it does retire from the NFL. Tom Brady, who was

999
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: a day of dating. Tom Holland sold a drum that

1000
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: is part of a drum kid that does not have

1001
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: a snare as what a Tom Tom? Do you know

1002
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 1: what it was? Now? Yeah? What? Everything stalls with the

1003
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: tea Think about the answers real quick, all the answers. Yeah,

1004
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: Tom Tea wasn't right, but I mean Tom, I get

1005
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 1: it now. Congratulations Lay you were able to beat the bread.

1006
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: You did, so hang on the line. I'm gonna get

1007
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,279
Speaker 1: Trump Vos so I can send you some swagger from

1008
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. And remember we played break thank you, Yeah,

1009
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: thank you. We played beat Bread every single Tuesday and

1010
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: Thursday at this time. So in the next time when

1011
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: we be the The Jibbile Show on demand,