Speaker 1: Novel.
Speaker 2: This show contains adult material, references to drugs and swearing.
Speaker 3: You have been warned.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what though. Listen to him right now, on.
Speaker 3: Him if he was fucking on fire, the piston.
Speaker 1: Him just for my enjoyment, not his, and I'd make
Speaker 1: sure that I've had loads of barocasas that real yellow
Speaker 1: piss me.
Speaker 3: I'm a savage.
Speaker 5: Are you bored of modern dating?
Speaker 2: Meeting the same people from the same apps in the
Speaker 2: same bar You've only chosen because it's close to your
Speaker 2: house and you can make your usual quick getaway. It's
Speaker 2: time to change the narrative on how we find love.
Speaker 2: It's time to start looking for love in all the
Speaker 2: wrong places. I'm going on a wild dating adventure, only
Speaker 2: picking people who were the total opposite of my type.
Speaker 2: And after twenty eight of these dates in two months,
Speaker 2: will I find that special someone or well, this experiment
Speaker 2: proved that I should just give up on dating altogether.
Speaker 2: It's time to find out. I'm Grace Campbell and this
Speaker 2: is twenty eight dates.
Speaker 1: Later, Dan, Dan, every single of these podcasts is going
Speaker 1: to be you going.
Speaker 3: Dan, Dan, How was your weekend?
Speaker 4: I had maybe one of the best in the club kiss.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, it was actually really hot.
Speaker 3: Wow. So what makes like an inn the club kiss
Speaker 3: like so hot?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I've got a people and it's like I've been
Speaker 1: in a car wash and it's full face saliva disgusting.
Speaker 1: But then sometimes you get someone because you don't expect
Speaker 1: it to be great necessarily because you're learning how to
Speaker 1: kiss that person in the instant.
Speaker 4: Where were you? I was at a gay bar. Shot horror,
Speaker 4: don't tell my dad.
Speaker 3: In the club.
Speaker 4: In the gay club.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was just this man there and the kiss
Speaker 1: kind of happened because we ran out of things to say.
Speaker 4: The absolutly dried up.
Speaker 3: How long had you spoken before?
Speaker 4: Two minutes?
Speaker 5: Perfect?
Speaker 1: Because also, like you just want to get in there,
Speaker 1: to be honest, Also, only wanted was a.
Speaker 5: Kiss, But also who talks in the club.
Speaker 3: That's disgusting, I know.
Speaker 1: And also the thing is that there was quite a
Speaker 1: big heighth difference, so like, firstly, I can't hear what
Speaker 1: you're saying, and then secondly.
Speaker 5: He was seven one.
Speaker 4: Yeah he was taller than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was like he was small, okay, But so
Speaker 1: like when we made out, it was a little bit
Speaker 1: like a giraffe eating grass. That was like the imagery,
Speaker 1: but the kiss was so nice and like we both
Speaker 1: like got of each other and then like pulled away
Speaker 1: and we're like, wow, that was really great.
Speaker 5: Congratinations.
Speaker 2: We've got a boyfriend, her husband. Well, I had sex
Speaker 2: on the weekend, right, and then, now.
Speaker 4: Don't make me out whoa, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, No, that's not even what the story is about.
Speaker 2: I had Oh my god, shut up. First of all,
Speaker 2: I'm talking now, I had sex on the weekend. And
Speaker 2: then it's really weird because it was good sex. It's
Speaker 2: not like I haven't had sex with ages I had.
Speaker 2: I've been having like fine sex, but this was like
Speaker 2: quite exceptional sex.
Speaker 4: What made it better?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was just like really good sex, like like it
Speaker 2: was just like we obviously really fancy each other words,
Speaker 2: and it was just like fun.
Speaker 3: Anyways.
Speaker 2: And then yesterday, the day after having had sex, I
Speaker 2: have just gotten so much attention from them, Like both
Speaker 2: like two people that I used to day contacted me yesterday,
Speaker 2: like one out of the blue, haven't spiked him for
Speaker 2: five months, just sent me like an insane video of
Speaker 2: him wanking.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Out of the blue, just out of the.
Speaker 2: Blue, and then no, yeah, oh yeah, it's mad. No,
Speaker 2: it's so weird. It's like sex person, Like, no.
Speaker 1: One ever send me a video of you randomly wanking.
Speaker 1: I really don't want you to send that to me
Speaker 1: at dan dot.
Speaker 4: Why don't do it?
Speaker 2: Then I was on the overgrown yesterday I got chaps
Speaker 2: three times, and then today I also got three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on the overground. Yeah, you're going from one end
Speaker 4: to the other.
Speaker 2: I was only going from West Hampton to Gospel, which
Speaker 2: is full stops.
Speaker 5: How mental is that?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: So for all about international listeners, which I know there
Speaker 1: are many, chirps is basically where you're like chatting someone up,
Speaker 1: like you're caught in them, like you floating.
Speaker 4: Them in a bar or something.
Speaker 2: It's just like an English slanguage. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I.
Speaker 3: Don't know what it is. It's like an energy thing.
Speaker 2: And it's also it's also yeah no I do pheromo,
Speaker 2: Yeah I do.
Speaker 3: But people always say.
Speaker 4: That, who said that?
Speaker 2: I once, right, when I once had some really good sex,
Speaker 2: like top notch sex, and then no, it's because so
Speaker 2: much sex I have is like so bang, average have.
Speaker 4: Differentiate, honestly, So this very.
Speaker 2: Top notch sex and then this guy was staring at me,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, okay, like you're just staring
Speaker 2: at me, and he was like, it's just like I
Speaker 2: really wanted to come over and smell you because you
Speaker 2: look like you smell like sex.
Speaker 1: What the fuck kind of people are you hanging out with?
Speaker 1: That's like, that's like a creepy version of the woman.
Speaker 3: That's honestly thought it was so.
Speaker 5: And then I had sex with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was really.
Speaker 4: Sorry if someone came over and was like, can I
Speaker 4: hoff your golf?
Speaker 3: He wasn't saying my vagina.
Speaker 2: He was saying, you give off like sex vibes, is
Speaker 2: what he was saying.
Speaker 4: Wait, can I tell you what I smell like after sex?
Speaker 4: Not good?
Speaker 3: Well, speaking for yourself, I am.
Speaker 1: And all of the gay community, none of us smell good.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I guess it's like a sexy smell like during sex.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking legitimately about smell.
Speaker 2: You're slightly missing it here, So let's let's slow.
Speaker 4: Down down, Like, can I smell you?
Speaker 2: Because I think he said he said, he didn't say
Speaker 2: I want to smell you. I said, why are you
Speaker 2: look at me? He was like, you look like you
Speaker 2: smell like sex. And what he meant by that you
Speaker 2: look like you're a slut basically is what he meant.
Speaker 2: I was really flatter. I mean that is kind of
Speaker 2: and then yeah, he turned to and only was like,
Speaker 2: what do I look like? I smell like he goes
Speaker 2: tean crumbs.
Speaker 4: Which some people is also a smell of set.
Speaker 2: Okay, So this guy, right, I matched with him on Field,
Speaker 2: which is the app that essentially puts like your sexual
Speaker 2: desires and interests are sort of like on a par
Speaker 2: with like your also your other interests, Like it'll be
Speaker 2: like I'm into fisting and fishing, do you know? And
Speaker 2: on his profile, he looked like a Tory okay, which
Speaker 2: if you're listening in America, is like a Republican, but
Speaker 2: like with a lot of more weird backstory. Basic yeah,
Speaker 2: fox catching, fox.
Speaker 5: Hunting, Yeah if you incests, yeah, incess.
Speaker 2: So I thought maybe we'd clash on that because he
Speaker 2: was going to be a Tory.
Speaker 5: But I wasn't even a toy.
Speaker 2: It was one of those people who doesn't even engage
Speaker 2: in politics, which is worse than being a Tory in
Speaker 2: my opinion. And he was just a walking red flag.
Speaker 2: So I think we just get straight into it because
Speaker 2: you need to hear about this day.
Speaker 4: Who sounds terrible.
Speaker 5: What do you do for a job?
Speaker 6: I am in the Devil's game of recruitment. Really just
Speaker 6: get paid to lie a lot. So I get to
Speaker 6: the office at seven in the morning. I tend to
Speaker 6: finish between five and sort of half six. They're not
Speaker 6: going to train jiu jitsu for two hours and be
Speaker 6: done about half eight and a lot of cook So
Speaker 6: you've got half around the evening to Monday to Friday.
Speaker 6: Where are your offices in the city, right, Okay, So
Speaker 6: it's like a seven minute cycle for my live four minutes.
Speaker 1: So I, yeah, I don't know if I'm ever going
Speaker 1: to be aroused again in my life.
Speaker 4: I have to hear that. Clear.
Speaker 1: Can we bring in his book of records and see
Speaker 1: how many times someone said jujitsu in one sentence?
Speaker 4: So I think we've got a new record.
Speaker 2: The other thing that was so jarring about this guy,
Speaker 2: which is j yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing that was
Speaker 2: so jarring about him was how much you referred to
Speaker 2: being doing philosophy. Right, So when we did get into
Speaker 2: an argument, like at points we got into various diferent
Speaker 2: like like beefs. He would always bring him back to
Speaker 2: what I did philosophy at university, like which just doesn't
Speaker 2: make any sense. And also like I don't want to
Speaker 2: be like sound like really vapid, but like if you
Speaker 2: need to fall back on philosophy like loads to like
Speaker 2: justify yourself or to like form conversations and fundamentally like
Speaker 2: you're a bad person.
Speaker 1: I mean, just how busy his day is, Like what
Speaker 1: are you running from?
Speaker 2: So he had this like crazy robot schedule and so
Speaker 2: I was just like, well, surely, like you don't even
Speaker 2: have time to date, Like why are you on dating
Speaker 2: apps if you've got half an hour like scheduled to
Speaker 2: eat and even well it's like.
Speaker 1: If you if you want to spend two hours a
Speaker 1: day doing jiu jitsu, when am I coming?
Speaker 6: That's literally why I'm here because I broke up with
Speaker 6: my girlfriends and I used to never see her. And
Speaker 6: I was like all I do is have such a
Speaker 6: fixed life, right, Okay, you some weird stuff. So this
Speaker 6: is what's interesting. I was going to buy this field app, which.
Speaker 5: Is right mad and how long have you been on it?
Speaker 4: Four weeks?
Speaker 6: And I've had three people asked to whee on me?
Speaker 6: What does that mean like to actually piss on me.
Speaker 5: Oh, we.
Speaker 6: Wheel me, No, we urinate on top of me.
Speaker 2: Actually on plas like when you're with them or has
Speaker 2: that been on the app?
Speaker 6: So first messages?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 5: Can I on you?
Speaker 4: Is that your cup of tea? I've been on Field
Speaker 4: and is absolutely mud.
Speaker 1: It's mud Field the app is absolutely mud.
Speaker 3: He's the kind of person who's ruining Field.
Speaker 1: Okay, looking at his profile, it's screaming Tory, but it's
Speaker 1: also screaming like Billabong model.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get that.
Speaker 3: I do get like you. I'm not sure. I think
Speaker 3: like Jack Wills, he's the kind.
Speaker 2: Of person that just like hops onto something way after
Speaker 2: its moment and thinks it's really cool. And so he's
Speaker 2: probably like never had a conversation with a gay person
Speaker 2: for longer than like thirty seconds.
Speaker 3: But it's like Field is mad, But.
Speaker 1: I was like, I have been on Field for a
Speaker 1: while and honestly, no one has asked to pist on me,
Speaker 1: and I feel quite upset.
Speaker 6: Do you find that you mirror guys you date on
Speaker 6: your father at all?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I know some people have some people I have definitely,
Speaker 2: But do you know who Alison Camber is?
Speaker 6: I've heard the name. I don't get into I've had
Speaker 6: done a philosophy degree. I don't get into politics at
Speaker 6: load level, like just just kids bickering in a room.
Speaker 5: It's not really a low level.
Speaker 6: It's that came across wrong. I apologize. I like the
Speaker 6: idea and philosophy behind the concepts of politics.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's because you did a philosophy.
Speaker 6: No, I don't take that from my personal opinion, which
Speaker 6: is probably wrong. I don't know enough about it. There's
Speaker 6: not much influence in me having thoughts and politics goes on.
Speaker 6: I think there's world powers and stuff going on which
Speaker 6: actually changes politics. And we don't live in democracy because.
Speaker 2: It's all just I don't want it's not because actually
Speaker 2: voting does change shit.
Speaker 6: He had a Cambridge analytica. He's in the movie Brexit
Speaker 6: Democracies and.
Speaker 5: Look at Brexit.
Speaker 2: If more people had voted Remain, it wouldn't have happened.
Speaker 2: It was a very close margin, came to conno the
Speaker 2: whole thing. But if more people voted Romain, it wouldn't
Speaker 2: have happened.
Speaker 6: I was traveling in Thailand against Spangled.
Speaker 2: He is so daring, My worst kind of person in
Speaker 2: the world because he's contradicting himself in every way.
Speaker 4: He's not saying anything.
Speaker 3: He's saying nothing.
Speaker 2: He's so ill informed, but uses like philosophy but you
Speaker 2: haven't mentioned exactly philosophical and not be engaged in real
Speaker 2: world politics.
Speaker 3: It makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Honestly, he's the kind of guy that gets a guitar
Speaker 1: out out of the after party, Like that's what it's giving.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear wonder wall.
Speaker 2: He told me that he doesn't vote and that it's
Speaker 2: worse than a red flag. That's like, seriously, like immediately
Speaker 2: I bought the situation. If somebody tells me that they've
Speaker 2: never voted.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because also, like what kind of upbringing have
Speaker 1: you had, Like if you don't feel the need to vote,
Speaker 1: then you haven't been affected by things that happen.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like the most like insane privilege to be like
Speaker 2: I've never voted.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If he engaged in the world a bit more, he
Speaker 2: would have to face the reality, which is that he
Speaker 2: is a bad person.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you can't just sit in a conversation and
Speaker 1: say the word philosophy six times. I think that counts
Speaker 1: as are having a high iq. I've had deeper, more
Speaker 1: eloquent chats whilst when came in, Oh yeah, big.
Speaker 3: Time with a lamp post.
Speaker 5: And anyway.
Speaker 3: Then I asked him what his type was, What.
Speaker 5: Was his.
Speaker 6: I guess it depends on what your attraction points are,
Speaker 6: because for me, I don't have a type or a
Speaker 6: visual attractive point. It's how you think, It's how you
Speaker 6: interface with people.
Speaker 4: In the world.
Speaker 5: Do you only get with women?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I have enough. Like like, obviously,
Speaker 6: being a philosophy student, I've not thought about men in
Speaker 6: a sexual way, but like I can understand why people
Speaker 6: find them attractive. Like I've been in a pub with
Speaker 6: sixty blokes naked, singing Adele at the top of our voices,
Speaker 6: windmilling to.
Speaker 5: Adele in public in part of the people that's in
Speaker 5: one of the parts. That's nice. I'm sure that was
Speaker 5: really pleasurable with everyone else.
Speaker 6: If you have sixty blokes coming to buy ten points
Speaker 6: each in a pub every week, they're some allowed.
Speaker 2: But that's very much sounding like the sort of like
Speaker 2: Oxford Brooks version of the Bullingdon Club.
Speaker 6: I know quite a lot of the Bully boys.
Speaker 5: So let's not refer to them as the bully boys.
Speaker 5: That's very it.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that I know him. I lost my
Speaker 1: virginity to sixty men in a pub singing adult.
Speaker 4: Whole.
Speaker 3: No, can we just talk about him saying the bully boys?
Speaker 4: What are the bully Boys?
Speaker 2: Well, the Bullingdon Club is a very elitist group of
Speaker 2: male students at Oxford University, which is like a very
Speaker 2: like it's the best university in the UK.
Speaker 3: I guess it's like a fraternity.
Speaker 2: And the concept of the Bullingdon Club is the most
Speaker 2: privileged men in English society, British society, and they like
Speaker 2: go to say a pub, and what they will do,
Speaker 2: which is like what he was describing, but much worse,
Speaker 2: is they will intentionally fuck up the pub, physically assault
Speaker 2: members of staff because they can, and then throw cash
Speaker 2: at the end at them to be like, fuck you,
Speaker 2: we've just fucked up your whole place, but we're so
Speaker 2: rich that we can just pay for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, the way he talks, he's the person
Speaker 1: it sounds like he's trying to make you buy shares
Speaker 1: in his startup.
Speaker 4: Do what I mean?
Speaker 3: No, he's worse than that.
Speaker 2: He's like the kind of person who's obsessed with status
Speaker 2: but will pretend he isn't, so he's like escape going
Speaker 2: all of this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what was his relevance for him saying that
Speaker 3: he's a philosopher in that.
Speaker 2: I'm a philosopher, so I can understand why people want
Speaker 2: to get with men.
Speaker 1: But it's like, baby, like, you're just saying the title
Speaker 1: over and over again with actually reading anything on the page.
Speaker 1: You just repeatedly saying the title of the chapter, just philosophy, philosophy.
Speaker 4: Saying anything.
Speaker 2: He struck me as like a pound shop ex member
Speaker 2: of the Bullingdon Club.
Speaker 3: So he wasn't quite it where Like in a way
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 2: Have at least rather be on a date with someone
Speaker 2: who actually knew about politics so we could get into
Speaker 2: like a raging argument about it. I couldn't even argue
Speaker 2: with him because he was so ignorant. I think I
Speaker 2: already hated him at this point, but this was when
Speaker 2: I really solidified my contempt for this man. He had
Speaker 2: mentioned earlier on that he knew members of the royal family.
Speaker 4: We've all watched the Crown.
Speaker 3: Then I like brought it back up.
Speaker 2: And was like, so tell me about the time that
Speaker 2: you had a dinner with a royal member.
Speaker 6: A friend of university who very wealthy, got invited to
Speaker 6: a twenty first got to dress up as a terrorist
Speaker 6: in blackface with the goats, which you could you did that?
Speaker 6: A lot of people could that.
Speaker 5: Did you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 6: No. Everywhere I was saying blackface, I'd say more or
Speaker 6: less that it was Middle East and between pastis everyone
Speaker 6: was just dressed.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is awful.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it is bad.
Speaker 2: Sorry, obviously, Like this is what this is exactly what
Speaker 2: I mean. Nobody who went to the school that I
Speaker 2: went to, which was like an inner city London state school,
Speaker 2: would ever, even at twelve years old, thing that was
Speaker 2: an appropriate thing to do.
Speaker 6: So how do you deal with confrontation in your relationships?
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm really well, is it in the sense
Speaker 6: of you think you're right and the argument's based on
Speaker 6: your right? For example, with this whole party that I
Speaker 6: went to, you have strong opinions on that, and this
Speaker 6: is what.
Speaker 2: That is because I'm right on that, Like it is
Speaker 2: offensive to dress up as a terrorist as a white person. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand that that's just a black and white like
Speaker 2: Prince Harry dressing numbers an answer.
Speaker 5: You can see where the line is there.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's a ridiculous move from him, but exactly so
Speaker 6: for them. And I imagine that depends on much you care,
Speaker 6: depends if you want to be offender as well. Like
Speaker 6: in the context of the culture we are in right now,
Speaker 6: I agree it was.
Speaker 5: Then whenever, that was when you were twenty one.
Speaker 6: So what I mean is like before, in the days
Speaker 6: of witches, if you spoke about spirituality and you're a
Speaker 6: fifth year a woman in the fucking fourteenth century, you're
Speaker 6: a witch.
Speaker 5: Exactly I would do it.
Speaker 6: You're normal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Like I guess like back in like the
Speaker 1: fifteenth century, if you like had to put your hat,
Speaker 1: you're a witch. And I guess like nowadays, if you
Speaker 1: go into black face and go to a party, you
Speaker 1: are a racist. Yeah yeah, to all in trouble, what
Speaker 1: kind of comparison?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: It was like quite mind boggling. I was just like,
Speaker 3: you're saying so many.
Speaker 2: Words, but you're not making any sense.
Speaker 1: Baby, Like It's like, what kind of brain do you
Speaker 1: have to have for someone to be like, I think
Speaker 1: you're a racist and you'd go But there were witches once.
Speaker 1: I tell you what though, listen to him right now.
Speaker 3: On him if he was fucking on fire him just.
Speaker 1: For my enjoyment, not his, And I'd make sure that
Speaker 1: I've had loads of barocasas that real yellow piss, that
Speaker 1: real stale bar no like four day bender.
Speaker 3: Yeah you've been drinking, kid.
Speaker 1: That baby a frosty Jack's piss streaming streaming upon him.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm fully erect.
Speaker 6: Any group. Background will choose the group. They are similar
Speaker 6: to the safety like rugby boys that you said. Once
Speaker 6: you get a big group of people together and they
Speaker 6: create an identity, they have a way of behavior. Yeah,
Speaker 6: a bunch of rugby lads, all individually nice guys come together,
Speaker 6: they want to drink, piss and get they can do something.
Speaker 6: So you learn a behavior through similar people together.
Speaker 5: That's not biology, Ben, Would you not say this.
Speaker 6: Or say that is because the bill is.
Speaker 2: The environment that you've been in where something like that
Speaker 2: has been normalized.
Speaker 6: But the biology pieces the human being and their brain
Speaker 6: coming to know because not.
Speaker 5: All rugby white boys end up doing it.
Speaker 6: Don't be aggressive.
Speaker 5: I'm not really aggressive.
Speaker 6: I came across aggressive.
Speaker 2: That's offensive because I have an opinion.
Speaker 5: I'm being aggressive. I'm just sat here calmly.
Speaker 6: Your voice dictates aggression.
Speaker 4: Do you have bullied at school?
Speaker 6: And that's the quite a personal question, the opposite, you're
Speaker 6: the bully. This is what I do on days. I
Speaker 6: want to see how you think. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 6: out how you think you're attractive another honest one, how
Speaker 6: you think that's it?
Speaker 4: But he's not trying to figure out how you think.
Speaker 1: He's trying to, like silence, how you think he's trying
Speaker 1: to make you think how he thinks, which is drm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just couldn't handle that. I wasn't agreeing with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're being aggressive.
Speaker 2: No, it is mad because when you listen to my
Speaker 2: tone hasn't even changed like I'm being I'm talking in
Speaker 2: exactly the tone the voice that I talk him the
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: Also, I think the most important thing we need to
Speaker 1: try and analyze in this is how many.
Speaker 4: Rugby boys is he fucked? No? I know he's constantly.
Speaker 1: Being like just like rugby boys hanging out, you know,
Speaker 1: getting naked, shucking dick and stuff, you know, just like
Speaker 1: a coxshole.
Speaker 4: You know what it is like? So many ale? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: we get it. Honestly but truly.
Speaker 1: No, but like such an insufferable man's no honestly the
Speaker 1: word like do what he is he's like the bad
Speaker 1: guy in like Bridget Jones, the bad character in like
Speaker 1: a rom com.
Speaker 4: Like he's like, it's like someone's written the script.
Speaker 2: He just ticked the box for like every kind of
Speaker 2: or like posh.
Speaker 3: White Englishman behavior.
Speaker 2: Like he was really like one of the worst people
Speaker 2: that I've like sat opposite in a date.
Speaker 5: Environment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, also I love him. You'd be like, that's not biologing.
Speaker 1: He's like, is it not?
Speaker 4: Is it not?
Speaker 2: Like it's environment He's basically saying that's why people are racist.
Speaker 3: I would say, whether it was.
Speaker 2: Part of the podcast or not, probably the worst date
Speaker 2: I've ever been on.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I was on this date personally, I
Speaker 1: would be like, where's Ashton Kutcher because I'm being punk.
Speaker 3: And I wish Ashton Kutcher had.
Speaker 4: Come face all over over. He's so fit man.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say the fittest on the podcast Ashton.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 4: This is a call out to Ashton's people. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: Dan again.
Speaker 2: It's Sam for the A. I've got the restraining order.
Speaker 2: I know if he's the retraining order fell out of
Speaker 2: his pocket earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but actually in the restraining order it doesn't say
Speaker 1: that I can't contact him via podcast, So this is
Speaker 1: what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: No, You're right.
Speaker 2: It was it was like, yeah, so I think. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've been on dates before. I once when on a
Speaker 2: date with a guy who told me he didn't vote
Speaker 2: in the EU referendum, and then when I said why
Speaker 2: didn't you vote, he said, because I'm just going to
Speaker 2: vote next year. And that was one of the worst
Speaker 2: dates I've ever been on and I left after ten minutes.
Speaker 2: But this was definitely worse than that, because this guy.
Speaker 5: Kieran was just.
Speaker 3: There was everything was wrong.
Speaker 2: And then when he told me I was being aggressive,
Speaker 2: I was like, I will kill you with my bare hands.
Speaker 1: How can someone be so bad that they need PR
Speaker 1: just for their life. He's not even a celebrity, but
Speaker 1: he needs PR just to like be fixing the things
Speaker 1: he said, he needs media.
Speaker 3: Training honestly, Yeah, before he did this day, he needed.
Speaker 1: Not just philosophy, Yeah, not just years one years of
Speaker 1: philosophy learning about how he's not gay but he sucks
Speaker 1: off rugby boys. But one day he understands how.
Speaker 4: Honestly though the worst.
Speaker 5: Next time on twenty eight Dates Later.
Speaker 2: He is a bit of a player, is what I
Speaker 2: got told that he goes is on a lot of dates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, look he's Metis Maxton. That is true.
Speaker 5: You'd all be playing each other.
Speaker 3: We'd be fucking giving each other st d oh no.
Speaker 2: Oh, my girls, see around for me. I'm a savage,
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