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Speaker 2: Hundred do u y away.

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Speaker 3: Most problems can be solved with a simple phone call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's probably true.

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Speaker 3: If you have a leaky sink, you call a plumber. Okay,

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Speaker 3: you gotta fallen tree, you call.

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Speaker 4: The arrest somebody falling tree.

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Speaker 3: But sometimes you gotta get creative with it. And that's

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Speaker 3: exactly what happens today when Brooke reaches out to a

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Speaker 3: guy to tell him about some of the creative fixes

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Speaker 3: that have been installed at the retirement home where his

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Speaker 3: grandma lives. Hopefully he remains calm and sees the bigger

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Speaker 3: picture in your phone. Tap right now, it's another.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi is this Tim?

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Speaker 5: Yes, this is Tim Tim.

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Speaker 6: This is barbed Wire from the Horizons Retirement Center.

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Speaker 2: How are you.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing well? How are you?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm good, Thank you. I'm just calling about your grandma, Evelyn.

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Speaker 2: She's one of the residents here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, she is is everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh she's fine. Actually she is so darling.

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Speaker 6: She's got the best little dimples and the way she

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Speaker 6: works that crochet needle.

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Speaker 4: You didn't even tell she's got arthritis, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're lucky.

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Speaker 1: You're lucky.

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Speaker 5: So sorry, Is there a reason you're calling me?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Shoot, yes I do have you know, a little

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Speaker 4: bit of a I wouldn't call it a problem, but

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Speaker 4: we've been upgrading some things around our facilities and it's

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Speaker 4: caused some minor issues, you know.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, what kind of issues?

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Speaker 6: Well in the northeast corner by the cafeteria, we can

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Speaker 6: start there. We just we had a bit of a

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Speaker 6: mouse problem, you know, a little usequeak.

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Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, sorry, are you telling me that there

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Speaker 5: was a rodent problem where my grandma eats? You know?

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Speaker 2: Keyword there was was. Yeah, we fixed it.

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Speaker 6: We brought it an expert, and man, they came up

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Speaker 6: with a great idea.

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Speaker 5: Okay, go on, yeah, they said.

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Speaker 2: What really scares away rats? Snakes?

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Speaker 5: You put snake in the retirement home.

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Speaker 3: Oh goodness.

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Speaker 6: We just ordered five lifelike black mambas off Amazon.

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Speaker 2: Very realistic, but not the real thing. Okay, we kind

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Speaker 2: of like put.

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Speaker 6: Them around the dining room under some of the chairs

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Speaker 6: by the pudding.

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Speaker 5: Did you tell the residents that you were doing this?

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Speaker 6: You know, I wish I would have talked to you before,

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Speaker 6: because that is one thing we forgot.

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Speaker 2: What kind of slipped my mind?

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Speaker 5: Is my grandma okay?

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Speaker 2: Oh, your grandma's fine.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, It's just that some of the other residents that

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Speaker 6: didn't have their readers with them didn't realize that they

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Speaker 6: weren't re all.

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Speaker 5: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: There was a little commotion.

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Speaker 6: I did hear a couple of I'm gonna die screams.

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Speaker 5: But I don't know. I don't understand how you're so

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Speaker 5: cavalier about this.

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Speaker 6: This is not funny, you know, Tim, I work in

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Speaker 6: a job where you just have to stay positive.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people at the end. You know, you

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Speaker 2: don't only get pulled down with them about.

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Speaker 5: But somebody over there has to. You have to appreciate

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Speaker 5: that this is an objectively bad idea. I mean, these people,

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Speaker 5: some of them have, you know, dementia, and if they

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Speaker 5: encounter something like that.

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Speaker 6: But do you know what, Tim, I'm going to interrupt

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Speaker 6: you because you know what they don't have. What don't

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Speaker 6: they don't have a rat problem anymore, and you have

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Speaker 6: me to thank for that.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I appreciate that there's no more rodents.

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Speaker 6: But I get that you may be bothered by the

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Speaker 6: whole black mamba rat thing. But really that was very

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Speaker 6: minor compared to what was going on at the gazebo.

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Speaker 5: There was another incident, well, the outside.

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Speaker 2: One where they like to read. There's a lot of

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Speaker 2: birds that gather and.

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Speaker 6: It just costs money to clean and maintain all those

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Speaker 6: bird dropping. So we had that same expert look at

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Speaker 6: that problem.

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Speaker 5: Are you sure this was an expert? Where did you

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Speaker 5: hire this guy?

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Speaker 2: I can't reveal all my sources. Griggs List have another

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Speaker 2: great recommendation.

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Speaker 6: We purchased seven lifelike Arabian killing wolves on Amazon.

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Speaker 5: Are you there are wolves that are called killing wolves?

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Speaker 6: Don't worry this time we learned our lesson. We actually

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Speaker 6: told the residents about.

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Speaker 5: This, and again, how did the residents react?

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Speaker 6: Well, we said you will see wolves out by the gazebo.

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Speaker 2: And you know what, now they don't want to go

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Speaker 2: out there.

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Speaker 5: Why did you tell them they were wolves? Why didn't

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Speaker 5: you say that they were fake wolves?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 2: Fake?

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Speaker 5: Why do you think this is funny?

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Speaker 2: You should work here. It's okay, no about that.

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Speaker 5: Who's your boss? Where do I go and file a complaint?

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Speaker 5: This is?

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Speaker 2: This is I'm the owner and the director.

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Speaker 6: That's why I was able to spend the extra money

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Speaker 6: to get the wolves with the glowing eyeballs so that

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Speaker 6: you can really see them in the bushes.

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Speaker 5: Or was this nepotism? It sounds like you're horribly disqualified

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Speaker 5: for this job.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm going to ignore that. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 6: We really wanted to get these residents on board with

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Speaker 6: the wolves, so we just went ahead and brought him

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Speaker 6: into their rooms.

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Speaker 5: What is wrong with you? That is horrible?

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Speaker 2: Your grandma's best friends with one name Charlie. Okay, you

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Speaker 2: should call her once in a while.

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Speaker 5: I did, well, I thought I did, but I never

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Speaker 5: heard anything about this. When was this?

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Speaker 6: I think it was about the same time when your

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Speaker 6: sister contacted us to do a break phone call on you.

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Speaker 2: Wait, Corey, right, your sister Corey?

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Speaker 5: Sorry, what happened?

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Speaker 6: She emailed the show Because this is Brooke from Brook

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Speaker 6: and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a phone tap on.

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Speaker 5: You wait, wait, okay, is my grandma? Wait a minute,

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Speaker 5: Oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, breath deep, breath.

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Speaker 6: Oh my, we're actually scared by a couple of fake

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Speaker 6: Arabian killing wolves.

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Speaker 5: I mean, the killing definitely got to me.

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Speaker 6: I don't know a senior center petting zoo to me.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Wake up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning