Speaker 1: Hey, guys, it's Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. We hear
Speaker 1: y'all already know. I'm honestly, um getting tired of this.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't seeing your ass so goddamn much. We're dropping seven
Speaker 1: fucking episodes a month for you host. I know, if
Speaker 1: you're not a patron, you only hear four, but wee
Speaker 1: see and I are busy. When I was thinking about it,
Speaker 1: like today, I was like, damn, we're doing three episodes today.
Speaker 1: But I mean Nigga's records for three hours, that's all
Speaker 1: we're doing. Why. I don't know how they do that ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I ain't talking to you for three
Speaker 1: hours about the same type of thing. I can listen
Speaker 1: to us who are podcast like nothing like maybe I'll
Speaker 1: have to pick it up in a different place, but like,
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. I is like if the Dago boys
Speaker 1: give me an hours twenty minutes, I'm tight. I click
Speaker 1: on it and I'm like what I'm upset? I tweet
Speaker 1: right away like this should have like the Titanic, they go,
Speaker 1: what the fun? What's going on? Anyway? You know? Dis
Speaker 1: your girl? Um, I guess I'll introduce myself for any
Speaker 1: of you guys who maybe new listeners. Somehow, we're still
Speaker 1: getting new ones and I love it. Keep telling your friends,
Speaker 1: your cousins, your uncles, your brothers, um, your side niggas
Speaker 1: because Allay was bringing all of them to the live show.
Speaker 1: And you can also tell the ladies too, because that's
Speaker 1: when we're interested in. Currently you're very gay. By the way, Um,
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Speaker 1: Hi everybody, thanks for listening to our show. We have
Speaker 1: two guests here today, two male guests, a lot of
Speaker 1: ciss energy. We also are scheduled to do a feminist
Speaker 1: episode right after you. So I've been researching all day
Speaker 1: and I'm like reading and so I'm just like type
Speaker 1: with niggas right now and not wrong with that. I
Speaker 1: am to be. I mean ship, I'm mad because I've
Speaker 1: missed a booty call three days in a row. This
Speaker 1: they're gonna hit me at ten am. I'm like, He's like, Nigga,
Speaker 1: I'm at work. I have a real job. You know this.
Speaker 1: I've been fucking you for six years. Why are you
Speaker 1: still text me at ten am? I haven't been able
Speaker 1: to funck you at ten am for the last but
Speaker 1: lunch comes after ten am, and he might want you
Speaker 1: to take the day talking this ship. But you were
Speaker 1: also the woman who sat here inside what I left
Speaker 1: and got Dick on my left. I did, but he
Speaker 1: lives in Jersey. I'm not going to Jersey from the
Speaker 1: city for Dick. Bro that Nigga was in town. He
Speaker 1: was two avenues over. It just worked out anyway. I mean,
Speaker 1: before we get into our guests, I do wanna um.
Speaker 1: I got to catch up a little bit because we
Speaker 1: have it really and as y'all see, Weezy has been
Speaker 1: girls folk on the Graham kissing and ship. I'm not
Speaker 1: that congratulations, to be honest. Nigga's really even get on
Speaker 1: my nerves and my d ms like tongue like you
Speaker 1: do look really make you out on Instagram? What then
Speaker 1: do you think that? I mean, you're posting little I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna make out on I g for Niggers. I
Speaker 1: think you should. First of all, you did a whole
Speaker 1: foot job on Andrew and now you're not gonna make
Speaker 1: out water bottles. But also videos of women kissing end
Speaker 1: up on sucking porn hub. They do they happening. Plus
Speaker 1: it's like this very you know you ended up on
Speaker 1: porn hub given that foot job. No I didn't, and
Speaker 1: and showing how to on Tahoe show, it's on por Hub.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you hub already, or it's x x
Speaker 1: x we if you type it, Yeah, but you'd be
Speaker 1: you pop up girl, you like start crying. Figure out
Speaker 1: what that is. I'm about to copyright that ship, all
Speaker 1: that ship, delete all that. I get a check at least.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, you on there. Tahoe got a hundred thousand,
Speaker 1: except for when you showing how to eat puts. I
Speaker 1: don't know how that plopped up, but you know what
Speaker 1: it was. It was a suggested like after the Andrew
Speaker 1: Schultz episode we did. That was suggested me. And now
Speaker 1: she don't want to make out because it's gonna end
Speaker 1: up on port now I'm just playing. Anyway, How how
Speaker 1: is Panama? You went to a third world country for
Speaker 1: a memorial? Oh yeah I did, But I love Panama.
Speaker 1: I've been before, so really interesting I wanted to bring up.
Speaker 1: So we had to reschedule our threesome trip to this
Speaker 1: weekend coming up where um in Florida. It was supposed
Speaker 1: to be Panama. So anyway, sisters and I got to
Speaker 1: am by ourselves. Um, there's this place if you ever
Speaker 1: visit Panama, it's called Having Arrows. Panama is very cheap, right,
Speaker 1: Like you could stay at the w for like a
Speaker 1: hundred ten bucks a night, like just saying it's four
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. In retrospect, there's hotels for
Speaker 1: like fifty bucks a night that are decent. So there's
Speaker 1: a place called Having Arrows. It's across from a really
Speaker 1: good restaurant called Babu. It's popular Panama's city, like the
Speaker 1: downtown area, there's like very few places to go, so
Speaker 1: prostitution is legal there, right, So we got no but
Speaker 1: we go to Having Arrows. There's only like tourists, no
Speaker 1: Latino dudes, and I short he loves Latina niggas. And
Speaker 1: she's like, are we the only civilians in here that
Speaker 1: are women? And I was like I'm not sure. So,
Speaker 1: like I start walking and this guy like kind of
Speaker 1: looked at me and I was like what He's like nothing,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a great trip. And
Speaker 1: I think he was like is this a bit from here?
Speaker 1: Like she's selling pussy? Every woman in there was a
Speaker 1: home and this is where they meet niggas. So they
Speaker 1: was looking at me and my it's like how much
Speaker 1: it was kind of report howing on the front lines,
Speaker 1: like you claim you are you were supposed to buy one,
Speaker 1: they're not expect I was the all agree, Look at Benson,
Speaker 1: you look disappointed to right? Should she have not purchased? Okay?
Speaker 1: So like I wanted to, but then I feel like
Speaker 1: we were down to do it when he was coming,
Speaker 1: when Beard baby was coming, But then now that it
Speaker 1: was just the two of us, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: never really want another vision here? No, that makes sense,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like a lot of it
Speaker 1: for me, the like queen cooking whatever they call it,
Speaker 1: cut queen, like watching him fuck while we were sucking.
Speaker 1: I was down for that, but then it was just
Speaker 1: another vision, Like well I don't want eat your pussy,
Speaker 1: so I'm already scissoring. That makes sense, what you know?
Speaker 1: But I ended up talking to one girl because I
Speaker 1: was looking for weed, and um, I was excuse me,
Speaker 1: and I asked her, like, oh, do you know who
Speaker 1: I can go to? For a weed and she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm money five days from Colombia. So then I started
Speaker 1: talking to more chicks. Nobody was Panamanian there. All these
Speaker 1: girls basically come from Columbia, come from Venezuela. It's a
Speaker 1: very cheap flight and a very I guess easy flight.
Speaker 1: They come, they make their money and they did so
Speaker 1: hotel dude, right, we get back to the hotel we stated,
Speaker 1: like the Waldorf, which was mad cheap, when it's crazy
Speaker 1: to even say that. So this hotel security guard the
Speaker 1: one to get in there in Jamaican. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're got my girl. He's like, my name is Flash.
Speaker 1: You know why to call me Flash? I'm like tell
Speaker 1: us why. It's because I run into the fucking room
Speaker 1: in a flash. Because you know why, everybody here by
Speaker 1: a prostitut. He starts telling us how he checks in.
Speaker 1: He's like, basically, my job is like checking in these girls.
Speaker 1: So each hotel has to check their I D. Because
Speaker 1: a lot of them may rob or steal or can't hurt.
Speaker 1: So he's like, you know, there's always a new story.
Speaker 1: Watch what will happen to Marrow? Right? No, lie, bitch,
Speaker 1: we come home. He's like Yo, girls come in. It's
Speaker 1: like you've seen you've seen a bachelor party going on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, what about them? And he's like, I
Speaker 1: didn't run up to the room. Three am. He comes
Speaker 1: in the room. It's trim the whole time. This guy's like, YO,
Speaker 1: please come up here and help me. The girls sitting
Speaker 1: there holding a broken bottle to her neck because the
Speaker 1: dude wouldn't pay her. Right, so Flashes like, YO, what
Speaker 1: I tell her? I said, told us to do it.
Speaker 1: So the bitch was trying to jump off the balcony.
Speaker 1: She was acting all crazy because the dude wasn't paying her. Now,
Speaker 1: Flash was like, this happens all the fucking time if
Speaker 1: the dude can't get it up. If the dude uh
Speaker 1: Like I guess not that they didn't realize, because I
Speaker 1: guess they talk about like that their sex workers, but
Speaker 1: or they decide not to fuck them that they think
Speaker 1: they don't have to pay the women. And I appreciated that.
Speaker 1: Even the security guard was like, come the funk on.
Speaker 1: So the guy was like, yo, I took her out
Speaker 1: to eat. We went dancing, which just cracks me up.
Speaker 1: I took out to eat. It was really expensive. I
Speaker 1: took her out for drinks. Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We were watching TV. We didn't end up having some
Speaker 1: of those hours count like might not, so my home
Speaker 1: girl like does it. So she's told me like mad
Speaker 1: stories like and the hour it starts at an hour,
Speaker 1: but niggas don't ever last an hour. So she's like,
Speaker 1: do you know how much of them? Try to bargain Like, yo,
Speaker 1: but it was only like fifteen minutes, so you still
Speaker 1: have to pay my hourly rate even if you don't
Speaker 1: last the whole hour. That's trying to get that. You know,
Speaker 1: this ain't no. I would be so insulted if like,
Speaker 1: let's say it was four and someone really handing me
Speaker 1: a hunt Bucks where they came that fast? What that
Speaker 1: ain't my business? Right? Like the dude was like, yo,
Speaker 1: he's like, what's dumb? He's like, so me and the
Speaker 1: dude I finally get him to give the girl these
Speaker 1: half that's what we agreed on, right, So the girl
Speaker 1: like cut her arm like trying to like a crazy
Speaker 1: He said, the blood that seeped into the carpet, it's
Speaker 1: gonna cost him fift to replace that. Don't come. They're
Speaker 1: not gonna charge her. How they gonna charge her, Like like,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's his room, but it's his room.
Speaker 1: Even you suck it up because I was like, but
Speaker 1: you got charged at uber fee for dropping that water
Speaker 1: in the car. That was ridiculous. Wait wait, this is why.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm like. No, I was, I was,
Speaker 1: I was, I was just spilled my water. Bot here
Speaker 1: just go. She sent me a picture because she's like,
Speaker 1: they're just gonna come out of business count for water
Speaker 1: water because he's like he had to wait till it
Speaker 1: dried for the next like so he had to liken't
Speaker 1: get another ride more than that. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was ida the favorite time he was getting from
Speaker 1: And then then I'm get that get me Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know exactly what I thought. It was a courtesy to
Speaker 1: at least say I spilled water. Shut that shut up.
Speaker 1: You just gotta shut your god damn out anyway. Then
Speaker 1: so okay, So the girl like right and ended up
Speaker 1: calling end pay your fucking sex workers, pay their price,
Speaker 1: stop being cheap. That is embarrassing. So I asked the
Speaker 1: next day, right, were at the pool, right, and they're
Speaker 1: like looking at us, and I'm like, so we saw
Speaker 1: you all that have an arrows last night, like what's
Speaker 1: what's up? And so they started telling us like, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of these girls that I'm not even front.
Speaker 1: The dude was really cute. He was like they charged
Speaker 1: three and up and he was like, but I haven't
Speaker 1: paid more than like they charged that much. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That's way more than d R. You can get them
Speaker 1: from five dollars there stop, I'm not lying. I swear
Speaker 1: to God. Do you think you are hot? And d are?
Speaker 1: They have their bodies done and you can still go. Okay,
Speaker 1: say five dollars cheap? Like google this ship. You can't
Speaker 1: google how much? Bro? So you just might be able
Speaker 1: to get there. You no, likee bro, it's like twenty
Speaker 1: five U S dollars cheap cheap? Okay, Like, no, how
Speaker 1: much do process shots? Amsterdam just came up? Here we go,
Speaker 1: are bro? They like five? Prostitution is legal in DR.
Speaker 1: Pimping is not. Okay. Um, listen, if you hear of
Speaker 1: a boy's trip in DR Bitch, that's where the money going.
Speaker 1: Look you read you see it. It's like I literally
Speaker 1: just saw come up. But that's like for something small,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. A hand job and you can get
Speaker 1: your dick suck. I don't know about dick suck. That's
Speaker 1: not what I'm reading. But they're saying it's like max
Speaker 1: to fifty. So let me just say I want to
Speaker 1: make this one point because this really pissed me off.
Speaker 1: When that nigga said I was paying one fifty other
Speaker 1: people were paying three hundred. I believe him, he was
Speaker 1: very cute, but to know that girls are charging less
Speaker 1: because niggas is cute. No, I ain't gonna I can
Speaker 1: I tell you so this is bitch, get your money.
Speaker 1: I know it doesn't matter. I even gonna hold you
Speaker 1: because like especially loves the tale Mandy try to, So
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you like so like my friend,
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna say my friend. Just know it was
Speaker 1: a friend, somebody I know, somebody trying to cover it up. No,
Speaker 1: but like you know, don't even tell the stories. Don't
Speaker 1: even say it's what the what did you charge? Like
Speaker 1: I told you, like it was this one right he
Speaker 1: hit me up or whatever. I just say it was me.
Speaker 1: This is like like we had already been talking about
Speaker 1: bitch I was poor and I was like that guy,
Speaker 1: he's seeing you if you're not giving me no money.
Speaker 1: But when I finally saw him, he looked good and
Speaker 1: the dick was good. So I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: the next time, I'll do it. You ain't gotta pay
Speaker 1: the next time because it was good. So like I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna like charge him every time, so you know,
Speaker 1: it ended up working out. I feel like that's different.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. I take it like I
Speaker 1: ain't give I ain't gonna half all I was. I
Speaker 1: was actually met somebody. I see him basically the next time.
Speaker 1: I was thinking if I was an escort, and then
Speaker 1: I met a client and we reviving like a motherfucker,
Speaker 1: Like what don't call him a client, he's a friend.
Speaker 1: What happens at that point, right, That's what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, you know what, these are questions that need answers.
Speaker 1: We need to put this down for the next interne
Speaker 1: because I ain't gonna hold you. Like when I went
Speaker 1: on that what's your Price date? I went on a
Speaker 1: dinner date and we vibed. It was mad cool, but
Speaker 1: he was not my type at all. So the next
Speaker 1: inner day he tried not to give me the money,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you still have to pay me
Speaker 1: to go out to dinner with you. The second day
Speaker 1: we went out on a second date, we got to
Speaker 1: pay you again. Yes, that's that's how we met. Was
Speaker 1: what's your price? Okay? So see, I'll be ere with you.
Speaker 1: I always assumed like the transaction has done it within
Speaker 1: the site so like so because I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: This is when, like I was doing the what's your prizes?
Speaker 1: When I first moved to New York, we learned anyway,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're just doing our show and they
Speaker 1: see it. I'm getting educated. Anyway, I want the story finished,
Speaker 1: the story. What's standing on the fucking story? Which one
Speaker 1: was the Bogo or the date? Both? Check this out?
Speaker 1: So Bogo hit me up just a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: I'm calling hi about I told you so like so,
Speaker 1: Bogo ended up hitting me up after this, and he
Speaker 1: was just trying to chill and I still wanted like
Speaker 1: the money because he didn't take the Bogo offer, So nigga, no,
Speaker 1: now you gotta pay again. So he just went and chill,
Speaker 1: not fuck you. Is that what you mean? The niggas
Speaker 1: never wanted chilling out fun. I don't believe what are
Speaker 1: you saying? No. He asked me to come over and
Speaker 1: I was like, same arrangement is last time, nigga, and
Speaker 1: he was like, damn, that's how we're doing. And so
Speaker 1: I was like, well, if you're not gonna, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna come. I don't want to just chill with you
Speaker 1: for nothing like the funk. So he just hit me
Speaker 1: up a couple of weeks ago and I was like listen.
Speaker 1: He was like, if you have free time, UM, feel
Speaker 1: free to stop in. And I was like, UM, sorry,
Speaker 1: my time is never free, sir. I'm not a UM
Speaker 1: you know, I said, actually I've never crossed. I'm never free. UM.
Speaker 1: I said sorry, I will not be available. Um. But
Speaker 1: no Vegas. There's really nothing to talk about because I
Speaker 1: didn't get dick. But I had a great, great time. UM,
Speaker 1: shout out to all of the horrible decisions listeners. I
Speaker 1: was telling them like bitch at the pool party, I
Speaker 1: was getting like pictures taken up to live there. They
Speaker 1: were no, it's because mad people tell us to come
Speaker 1: to Vegas. Yeah they do. I don't think any of
Speaker 1: them live there. But I had a great time. Um.
Speaker 1: I ended up. I have a new crush. Um. I
Speaker 1: was completely I fell in love. This is how I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just over, Like my whole ways is over. None
Speaker 1: of my niggas were in Vegas, mind you. Maybe they're
Speaker 1: getting old. They are, which is why I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll I know. Literally, I'm like, damn now that
Speaker 1: I looked, so I started looking at all my niggas
Speaker 1: like Instagram stories, like so, where are they at? Bitch
Speaker 1: with the wife, with their kids, with the cook out
Speaker 1: with the family, sucking my whole boy, he's sucking fishing
Speaker 1: with his brothers. I'm like, God, Honestly, I wasn't in
Speaker 1: the party mood either, Like we went out one name.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I'm playing Blackjack. That's my ship.
Speaker 1: I love was I was definitely, but I ended up
Speaker 1: falling in love with Khalifa. Oh my god, big dick
Speaker 1: energy to the thing with him and Snoop highest fun
Speaker 1: and they didn't notice the what Oh my god, y'all
Speaker 1: have to see this. Are a Patreon listener, I'm going
Speaker 1: to make sure I post this video because there's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: They didn't notice what so with's Khalifa and Snoop Dogg
Speaker 1: do this performance? What is they're on stage? They're so
Speaker 1: high they didn't realize what happened in the video. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Look at this, I have the audience. Balls were barricades.
Speaker 1: Barricade people fail. That ship was wild. That's funny, that's funny.
Speaker 1: One in the comments say Snoop was snooping Winds dancing
Speaker 1: like they just learned that no Um he was. He
Speaker 1: was super gorgeous in person, and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I love you. Um, he's super built now,
Speaker 1: so he's just a little It was after Martial Arts.
Speaker 1: I read the audible. Whatever day he started, he picked
Speaker 1: up Martial Arts, saying, well, listen, the b D is
Speaker 1: still there. He looked gorgeous. Um. It was weird because
Speaker 1: like I was getting hit on by more females than
Speaker 1: than guys the whole weekend. Me and my homegirl Crystal
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, which one of us look like the boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Because you're short cuts? Maybe broad? They was walking up
Speaker 1: to us in the pool, So you just call me gay?
Speaker 1: You just said my short cut looks gay? Can we
Speaker 1: can we not do? I had this in Vegas. See
Speaker 1: this is why I sound like two niggas just watching
Speaker 1: y'all guys. I can't get involved in that. The short
Speaker 1: cut always seems a little but don't do that. That's
Speaker 1: a bet, but it depends how it's watch. I mean,
Speaker 1: I hate you anyway, like you though, because I do
Speaker 1: think okay, so but no, it was a good time.
Speaker 1: It was um. I somehow got to catch the Millennium Tours,
Speaker 1: so that was dope. It was really good. I felt
Speaker 1: like I was in my element. I was singing all
Speaker 1: the b TWOK songs, the pretty Ricky songs. Yang actually
Speaker 1: was my favorite. I didn't realize how many fucking hits
Speaker 1: they had, Beach. I was like, no, no, no, no, George,
Speaker 1: don't I forget Wait besides the ones, yeah do what? Oh?
Speaker 1: And the second real quick because before we get into
Speaker 1: our guests, Oh my god, this is sorry. We haven't
Speaker 1: done to catch up in a very long time. For
Speaker 1: any of you guys who were going um to Vegas.
Speaker 1: This is not an ad, but the Magic Mike Show
Speaker 1: was actually really fucking good. I'm not here for male strippers.
Speaker 1: I really don't even like it. I'd rather see niggas
Speaker 1: run up and down the cod s Magic Mike. Magic
Speaker 1: Mike was two different things. Chippendale's has been a thing
Speaker 1: for years everybody says yes, but Magic Mike was amazing. Um,
Speaker 1: of course I fell in love with this one, beautiful
Speaker 1: fucking motherfucker. The whole show went on his Instagram. He
Speaker 1: just got proposed by his niggam, so that sucks. But
Speaker 1: I mean so majority of them, though, are straight. No,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say technically for you and here you go. No,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't bisexual like a whole. He was flamed because,
Speaker 1: I mean, like the porn that you got, and I
Speaker 1: was so sad, But it's I don't want like pink dick.
Speaker 1: So I would have been even more interested if it
Speaker 1: was a nigga that he got married to. But it
Speaker 1: was a white boy. I don't want to see that ship.
Speaker 1: I wasn't wanna try to slide up in there, you know,
Speaker 1: like can I just watch? I didn't make it. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could have been a part of the help. I
Speaker 1: mean you still could. I mean, don't listen. I just
Speaker 1: had a thought come to my mind. Gay niggas on
Speaker 1: fucking Twitter. I was like talking to some fucking dude
Speaker 1: in a one little message from the horrible decision, like
Speaker 1: a retweet. This weeks ago. They hit me up in
Speaker 1: my fucking DM talking about like, Yo, we heard you
Speaker 1: say that you've always wanted to like get with a
Speaker 1: gay couple, Like we've never been with a woman. Next
Speaker 1: time you're in Miami, like link with us, what's your
Speaker 1: price dot com? That's for dates, sir. I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: like it's like really something that's like on my radar?
Speaker 1: Should say my kadr, but also like you know something
Speaker 1: tired of Beard Bay and sisters. Maybe I should I
Speaker 1: didn't even follow you and shoutout. Shout out to my
Speaker 1: good friend. We've been talking a lot. He'd be with
Speaker 1: all of the niggas I have a crush on. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Dustin from the friend zone. I'd be like
Speaker 1: all you all the like gay guys that I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know they don't want me, but they're so beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why you know, all the beautiful, beautiful black
Speaker 1: men that don't want women. I'm so sad because they
Speaker 1: all are in a fucking hot ass black gang, so
Speaker 1: hot up. When you see fine black gays, they're only
Speaker 1: with other fine black gays and they all be popping,
Speaker 1: and they all be and they look click and they
Speaker 1: all got abs and oh, they're just so fine. But anyways,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's our catch up. We are gonna
Speaker 1: probably continue talking because I do have some other stories
Speaker 1: to ship, but we're gonna go ahead and introduce our
Speaker 1: guests because y'all here there are giving outline this weekend
Speaker 1: of that know, how about Nope, because you're with me
Speaker 1: hot ago through my outline that I prepared, just like
Speaker 1: and here we go. Yeah not because she she got
Speaker 1: a little disappointed when it felt like the outline wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna work out. So, you know, I was like, what
Speaker 1: can we ask you? What? You know? So before? Just
Speaker 1: to give you all a little um pre production that
Speaker 1: we do. We like to make sure our guests are comfortable.
Speaker 1: What do you not want to talk about? What can't
Speaker 1: we talk about? So I'm asking them questions about this
Speaker 1: topic that we're having, and I literally had an anxiety
Speaker 1: because I'm like, wait, wait, you didn't do it. Oh God,
Speaker 1: all my questions don't fit the goddamn conversation I thought
Speaker 1: we were about to have. So well, here's the problem
Speaker 1: with that. But frequent that happens when you don't know
Speaker 1: what your guests will be like. Because I've sat here
Speaker 1: in this chair with you and like We've been across
Speaker 1: from people and I'm like, oh my god, like are
Speaker 1: we talking to us? Like you feel that they're just like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that ain't us. But well other podcasters, well us,
Speaker 1: you guys are a podcast. Go ahead and introduced to
Speaker 1: our audience. Who you are? Um, what's your names and
Speaker 1: what's your podcast name? All right? So I'm the kid
Speaker 1: x a bum from the dad hast I am distinguished
Speaker 1: to God. Yeah yeah, yeah, to be and distinguished the God.
Speaker 1: You wrap, well, we did used to wrap, you know
Speaker 1: the way I said that I'm not a very judgmental
Speaker 1: woman and i Apolosi rap, I'm not gonna like that
Speaker 1: was real white of you. So bad? So yeah, we
Speaker 1: do a podcast. Drop a line now, I mean that's
Speaker 1: what they say. Let me see, let me it's not
Speaker 1: bad girl. I want to kiss you, kiss you to
Speaker 1: you feel like someone just spread off a thousand missiles
Speaker 1: right up in your tissues and make your body feel
Speaker 1: like it's having issues. It's hard to breathe, it's hard
Speaker 1: to gas, it's hard to get their, especially when you're
Speaker 1: prone to a chair. There would you mind need to
Speaker 1: dare an elevator on your Laren escalator to live up
Speaker 1: stairs at vacuum your room from room and stroke your
Speaker 1: hair bandy would you like that? Let's have the date up.
Speaker 1: I want to eat everything that you're made of. Ship.
Speaker 1: I wonder what fruits eat because you have take trees,
Speaker 1: can't create ask for rermmm me of a black bound fold.
Speaker 1: But when I bust clean your windows pine. So that's
Speaker 1: the thing. God, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, a lot. I
Speaker 1: every in down because I wasn't a freestyle that was
Speaker 1: cute that our freestyles like so freestyle real quick freestyles
Speaker 1: have changed over the course. You can terminology has changed.
Speaker 1: It changed since Drake got in the game. Drink Drake,
Speaker 1: fu up? What freestyle? And can you freetyle? I'm coming
Speaker 1: to the next episode. Let me let me dig in
Speaker 1: my book. Anyways, we are going to get real quick. Um.
Speaker 1: So you guys introduce yourselves. We don't need an icebreaker,
Speaker 1: y'all do this. This is what the y'all do. Um.
Speaker 1: This is a really interesting topic. And we haven't had
Speaker 1: men in the studio. And I can't wait for this ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're here. I want to talk about this ship.
Speaker 1: I mean we're not well like mislet us. I meant
Speaker 1: it's going well because that's Mandy and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's going straight to Patreon. Wow. Wow, I really love her. Honestly,
Speaker 1: before I was like, we have to change it. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want it to be a pagant
Speaker 1: episode if it wasn't to do that, especially get guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: well we're getting get into our look at me up.
Speaker 1: How can I get to my ship? We're gonna do
Speaker 1: the Vanilla ship. And this one I believe I think
Speaker 1: Weezy found this one actually, so it's from Madame Noir. Um.
Speaker 1: It is actually that the title is we are more
Speaker 1: invested in performing hashtag black love than being in healthy relationships. Um.
Speaker 1: When hashtag black love first became a thing, it stood
Speaker 1: as an emblem of unity in the face of systemic social, generational,
Speaker 1: and economic threats that are designed to destroy the black family.
Speaker 1: The images that accompany that a company hashtag black love
Speaker 1: inspire hope, with those of us who dream of being
Speaker 1: partnered with folks of the same hue, finding inspiration and
Speaker 1: couples ability to triumph. Um. Basically, what this is saying
Speaker 1: is that a lot of us view um couples on
Speaker 1: social media and instead of actually practicing healthy relationships. We
Speaker 1: try to show to social media that we're more happier
Speaker 1: than what we really are. We're trying to emulate um,
Speaker 1: and we're also just trying to be like the couples
Speaker 1: that we see online more so than actually using forms
Speaker 1: of communication and actually being happy. UM. So much so
Speaker 1: that it says that some people actually um fake their
Speaker 1: happiness because of what they're posting online. They feel like
Speaker 1: that's where they are. Studies have been done to support
Speaker 1: the idea that social media addicted couples may be engaged
Speaker 1: in unhealthy connections. A study of two thousand adults found
Speaker 1: that of those survey admitted that they purposefully make their
Speaker 1: relationships look better online than it doesn't really. UM. So
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you because this is something that
Speaker 1: now you're posting scissors. Um. This is something where I
Speaker 1: posted a guy and I saw the immediate response, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'll never post my relationship online so
Speaker 1: that everybody think he being pegged. And I'm like, oh, nope,
Speaker 1: not that nigga. UM. So, like, what are your thoughts,
Speaker 1: especially now that you are showing scissors more. Has it
Speaker 1: come to where she's said anything? Do you think it's
Speaker 1: gonna affect your relationship at all negatively. So I was
Speaker 1: just thinking when they said purposefully like making it look better,
Speaker 1: it's not happening with me now. But I did do
Speaker 1: that before, um, when I was like eighteen, though, Like
Speaker 1: it was just really really hard, and I think honestly
Speaker 1: thinking of the idea of us being happy and like
Speaker 1: those good pictures and like reading good affirmations from people
Speaker 1: on Facebook or whatever I was using at the time,
Speaker 1: and there's two thousand nine, like, yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: did it, Like my relationship wasn't feeling good. It's I
Speaker 1: wanted it to be good. We did lavish things, so
Speaker 1: it was nice to like show them off. But I
Speaker 1: just didn't really understand how I was portraying it. Like
Speaker 1: it was confusing to the point that like when I
Speaker 1: would tell people how shitty of a boyfriend he was,
Speaker 1: and you know, emotionally ABU said whatever, they'd be like,
Speaker 1: how I'll bet you what you just said is why? Um,
Speaker 1: not only social media, but I feel like you kind
Speaker 1: of hid what that relationship was really like, even to
Speaker 1: your friends, the people you were really close embarrassed, right,
Speaker 1: And so even with the relationship with that That's why
Speaker 1: even now ten years later, when you talk about how
Speaker 1: how like, you know, unhealthy that relationship was, in my mind,
Speaker 1: I'm like, but girl, y'all were on trips together. You like,
Speaker 1: you guys did so much together. You seemed happy, um
Speaker 1: when you did post and the things that you did
Speaker 1: with him. So you admitting that like that not only
Speaker 1: was it social media because Instagram wasn't even out at
Speaker 1: that time, but it was just like it was an Instagram,
Speaker 1: it was it was Twitter, Twitter, yeah, and it was
Speaker 1: Facebook where I would post our stuff and people like
Speaker 1: loved us together. So when I first got with him,
Speaker 1: I mean it was great, right. I was dating this guy.
Speaker 1: He was rich and at that time, right like, he
Speaker 1: was helping me pay for my school. He was helping
Speaker 1: me to my parents, and I just yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like when I was great, right, And he's a very
Speaker 1: successful dude. I think like maybe six months in he
Speaker 1: just showed his true colorss. But I was already so invested.
Speaker 1: I moved in with him the day of my high
Speaker 1: school graduation. Yeah, that's I remember told the story about scrabble.
Speaker 1: This is this is literally the first thing that has
Speaker 1: happened to me, and this is the first like, I don't.
Speaker 1: I guess I've never said it. I never knew that
Speaker 1: who he was. I've never seen him act this way.
Speaker 1: He was so loving. He would love to like bring
Speaker 1: me out and like dress me up and like show
Speaker 1: me off to his friends. He was great. We play scrabble.
Speaker 1: I would love scrabble. I'm like feeing for the ship.
Speaker 1: I win. He gets an attitude. He's like, let's play
Speaker 1: a second time. Because I was yeah, because I was
Speaker 1: like playing big words or whatever, and played a second time.
Speaker 1: I went. We played a third time. He flipped the
Speaker 1: scrabble board over like it fell almost on me and
Speaker 1: started screaming. Left the house for two hours. He was older,
Speaker 1: but maybe like ten years or maybe nine years old. Son,
Speaker 1: I'm eighteen. So he does all this ship and I'm like,
Speaker 1: holy shit. He comes back in the house. I'm eighteen,
Speaker 1: but it's my first relationship. He's like, listen, it's not
Speaker 1: your fault. But I needed to leave before something happens
Speaker 1: over the scrabble game because all my mother's life, this
Speaker 1: is what happened. I didn't understand right the next day,
Speaker 1: this was kind of how it would work. I think
Speaker 1: he gave me money to go shopping like it was
Speaker 1: just this like constant, like okay, like manipulation that I
Speaker 1: didn't understand the second time it happened, and it was
Speaker 1: never a closed fist, which is why I never thought
Speaker 1: it was bad. It happened with another game we were
Speaker 1: playing like some other ship and this thing grabbed me
Speaker 1: a fucking threw me right in front of our bedroom door.
Speaker 1: Some ship fell down, and I remember like him looking
Speaker 1: at me and realizing what he was doing, and he
Speaker 1: like let go, Like the nigga would do ship like
Speaker 1: this all the time. It was crazy. Then when I
Speaker 1: became like a fucking Twitter mini personality, I used to
Speaker 1: have a Twitter and I would like tell fun sex
Speaker 1: stuff and I would share stuff with him and talking
Speaker 1: about like us fucking in bed. It was really fun.
Speaker 1: He would like be into it until he wasn't um. Specifically,
Speaker 1: remember this one because you tweeted him yesterday. Chad Ocho
Speaker 1: Sinko retweeted something he got on my nerves real quick.
Speaker 1: By the way, for all of y'all that where in
Speaker 1: my comments me and there's nothing with me and chat.
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, oh, are you gonna pay him? That
Speaker 1: did so it's like a fake retweeted me yesterday and
Speaker 1: professed my love for him and was like, sorry, we
Speaker 1: didn't work out a few years ago. Yeah today I'm
Speaker 1: like really. So then I was like, Chad, really, can
Speaker 1: we not do this? I love a good fake card something,
Speaker 1: but that's two thousand nine. So I was like nigging
Speaker 1: and you know he got Matt followers, So just say,
Speaker 1: I know, Chad good friend of mine, but no, there
Speaker 1: is no me and noo think oh Chad, no that's
Speaker 1: not a thing. But yeah no and said something about
Speaker 1: like this couple's funny or whatever. Then was going on.
Speaker 1: We followed each other a week later he told me
Speaker 1: I looked pretty, very like literally, this is pretty his words,
Speaker 1: wasn't your feet you're lying in the car that they
Speaker 1: could be liking some feats. I'm not a personnel. Okay,
Speaker 1: Mandy goes there's nothing with us, and she's like that
Speaker 1: likes he like, you know, we're friends, that's friends. That's
Speaker 1: he like white toes. Just he tweets about it all
Speaker 1: the time. Let me see if right? Now do it
Speaker 1: for the content doing hey on sneakers today, I don't
Speaker 1: give a fun. So I don't give a fun. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come now. She did some wild stuff at the
Speaker 1: live showing. They just titty and breastn came out. That
Speaker 1: ship was wild. You can't do it wold way. You can't.
Speaker 1: I can find some motherfucker's your legs where you've not
Speaker 1: sucked my toe on it? What are we doing? The king?
Speaker 1: No about us? Misleading? No supposed freaking ship? What happened
Speaker 1: you misleading us? You're suppsed to be freaking ship. My
Speaker 1: just wiped off my c needs. I don't given already out,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. Go ahead there, the foot is
Speaker 1: already out. Sign I don't sign around the out got
Speaker 1: do to snap it? Gotta no bro, it's right there.
Speaker 1: That that solve love ship. It will not be on
Speaker 1: Patreon or whatever the funk. It's gonna be on a
Speaker 1: live show. What's up? What's something that show? Like a
Speaker 1: motherfucking banana? Just like that. I'm sucking just like that
Speaker 1: fetinisms for everybody. Ready let me kiss you want to
Speaker 1: wash it down? I wanted to wash that motherfucker damn
Speaker 1: the man to the episode. That makes me so anyone,
Speaker 1: we really appreciate it. Now in between my toes is wet.
Speaker 1: Leave it out. Let it air drop? I know, is it?
Speaker 1: Is it air dry? Can I get that duncan Donna snapkin? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that duncan Donna snap Maybe he needed to anyway. Let
Speaker 1: me get y'all killing me. Oh yeah, we're not we're
Speaker 1: not following outline. Okay, real quick, hold on now, we
Speaker 1: gotta get through this roos. God damn it. We went
Speaker 1: way to funk. Okay. So, um, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that Kink of the Week anymore. You know what
Speaker 1: when you guys, I got it. So the Kink of
Speaker 1: the Week posted, but like I'm trying to hold it day,
Speaker 1: I'm a holding what I urge to want to post.
Speaker 1: Let let me tell you, let me press you know
Speaker 1: when you ever never happen here, when you have a
Speaker 1: photo shoot and you'll be taking pictures on your phone.
Speaker 1: You oh, I want to drop that ship right then?
Speaker 1: You just wait and did it? What's the kick, Mandy?
Speaker 1: What's the you know? Look, I'm over here, like get bad.
Speaker 1: So guys, um as you guys know, we were miss
Speaker 1: led by these two gentles. I don't like that. Let
Speaker 1: me finish. Let me So they came to our DC
Speaker 1: Live show and we was like and was like, yo,
Speaker 1: son read the email that was like, yo, fun, why
Speaker 1: you ain't had us all yet? Be we like pegging.
Speaker 1: So we're like, whoa, alright, no you say you say, yo,
Speaker 1: my dude into pegging, and I said, really you admitted it.
Speaker 1: It was like, yes, I'm into pegging. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, are you straight? Of course that was
Speaker 1: the first question because I wanted to be sure we
Speaker 1: get a straight man that enjoys pegging on the show.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, man, I'll be fucking bitches. I'm
Speaker 1: like great. So then they sued email was one was
Speaker 1: our show in DC January They wrote us and I
Speaker 1: was like, holy sh it, I forgot about them. Whatever, Hey,
Speaker 1: Mandy and Wheezy, I hope this email finds you both well.
Speaker 1: We bumped into each other a few times, once a
Speaker 1: Mouse's Live show and again at Horrible Decisions DC. We've
Speaker 1: had conversation regarding myself and my co host coming on
Speaker 1: your show. He's into pegging. Great email, I mean, when
Speaker 1: you find out that their names are like Exit Elementary
Speaker 1: and I know you guys have been touring, so let
Speaker 1: us know when we be best for us to set
Speaker 1: up day where you could come on the show. I
Speaker 1: attached some photos so you can remember our faces. So
Speaker 1: that was being cute and all. That's that's email etiquette.
Speaker 1: Everybody super cute and all wheezy was latest normal, um
Speaker 1: coming into the studio today. So before so before we
Speaker 1: started the show, we did a little pre production and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, is there anything we need to talk about?
Speaker 1: So I didn't bring my strap because I got excited,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to a party after here, so I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be walking around Brooklyn with a strap
Speaker 1: of my bag. So because excuse me, I got a
Speaker 1: funny story about something like that. So so I'm doing
Speaker 1: pre production with them and I'm like, okay, so you're
Speaker 1: into pegging. Cool, So have you been strapped? Like so
Speaker 1: he's like peggy. He's like yeah, man, I have fingers
Speaker 1: in my ass. And I'm like, okay, but have you
Speaker 1: taken a strap? Like a deal though. He's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I have fingers in my ass. And I was like, so, wait,
Speaker 1: you've never been pegging. He's like, well, the girl who
Speaker 1: put her fingers in my ass said it was pegging,
Speaker 1: and I literally my heart dropped. I was so disappointed
Speaker 1: because that is not pegging. Other question seven at the time.
Speaker 1: Did y'all get a mouse the show? Y'all go Decisions
Speaker 1: Live to just promote ship or do you listen to
Speaker 1: the show and know what the pegging is. We have
Speaker 1: never done a fucking feature on any podcast where they
Speaker 1: don't bring it up. Okay, literally on the Breakfast Club,
Speaker 1: Van is doing his first interview there and they bring
Speaker 1: it up and then he's like, because Decisions, So I
Speaker 1: do want to bring up Wait, you didn't know, nigga. No,
Speaker 1: you're just basically telling me y'all just have never listened
Speaker 1: to I've listened to the show, so have you? I
Speaker 1: listened to like snippets nts. Okay, well you should have
Speaker 1: pegging where you look what happens when you're google Peggy.
Speaker 1: Thing that is up is a goddamn animated bens over
Speaker 1: Nigga taking a trap. We're gonna bring the show along.
Speaker 1: So peggy actually is a sexual practice in which a
Speaker 1: woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating his
Speaker 1: anus with a strap on dial dope. This practice may
Speaker 1: also involves sumulating the male genitalia. The neo logism Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's right, but the Neil organism
Speaker 1: pegging was popularized when it became the winning entrying a
Speaker 1: contest and Dan Savage's Savage Love Sex advice column held
Speaker 1: after an observation was made um that there was no
Speaker 1: common name or dictionary definition in the act. Now I
Speaker 1: did want to get into God damn that. So um
Speaker 1: so nearly guys the horrible decision for this week instead
Speaker 1: of actual pegging, it will be the starter kit to
Speaker 1: booty play shout out to shout out to um Benson
Speaker 1: for that or whatever. So we're gonna get into um
Speaker 1: I guess the starter kit real quick, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: go through this because you did say you allowed fingers,
Speaker 1: so share your amazing story about the fingers going in
Speaker 1: your ask. So I was having sex with this older woman.
Speaker 1: She was at the time, she was fifteen years older
Speaker 1: than me. I was twenty one. I think she was
Speaker 1: like thirty seven or something like that. So so, um,
Speaker 1: we was having sex in her crib and everything was
Speaker 1: cool until um it got to when her bed broke.
Speaker 1: So I was yeah, so I was sucking her. She
Speaker 1: so she just you're not even big and you broke
Speaker 1: her bed. It had to be a kid. I bet
Speaker 1: you don't look skinny. No, he not, You're not skinny name.
Speaker 1: He's like what five six? Yeah? Thank you? What I do?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I think all episode like, no, you
Speaker 1: just sucked the tobe. Can I guess some of that water?
Speaker 1: I need to take the time. You don't know where
Speaker 1: his mouth has been. Just on my it was you
Speaker 1: know how foot taste. I used that in the name
Speaker 1: of this show. Okay, so go ahead. You're on her
Speaker 1: bed and it breaks. Yeah, so the bed bro and
Speaker 1: when when when the bed broke, She's oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Stop. So I was like, calm down,
Speaker 1: it's so good, Like I'm into whatever whatever happened happened.
Speaker 1: Oh so whatever happens happens. And I was like yeah,
Speaker 1: so she goes Yeah, so she goes on her closet
Speaker 1: and she takes out I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: the name of this device, but this is the device
Speaker 1: that I guess. The man puts it over his his
Speaker 1: balls and then it prevents you from coming. So the
Speaker 1: whole time yeah, yeah, so the whole time was device Cockrane.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the name of it. So so the
Speaker 1: balls are over the cock because the cockrane you Cockrane,
Speaker 1: you can put over. So I was like, I've never
Speaker 1: had this song. She's like, all good, I just really
Speaker 1: want this to last now. So I was like great, So,
Speaker 1: so we fucking fucking sucking. And then she's like putting
Speaker 1: her hand on like the left cheek of my buttocks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing, don't worry, don't worry.
Speaker 1: This is coming from was the indistinct. What she was like,
Speaker 1: don't worry, it's gonna be okay. I was like, um,
Speaker 1: what are you doing. She was like, don't work, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be okay. So then she's slowly sliding two fingers
Speaker 1: at once. That's pegging. Wait, wait, wait one moment, sir.
Speaker 1: She didn't eat it first. I just want to know
Speaker 1: how your ass was looped up enough to fit two
Speaker 1: fingers in. It was very sweaty, and yeah, it was
Speaker 1: very sweaty. It's kind of GSS. It was very sweaty.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this story yet either. I got so
Speaker 1: then she's literally sliding it up and then she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm trying. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: fit two up there, but I really should be fitting one.
Speaker 1: So then she literally just does this and just sticks
Speaker 1: the whole middle She has long fingers, so she literally
Speaker 1: sticking the whole middle finger. And then she's doing that,
Speaker 1: She's like, how does it feel? I don't want you
Speaker 1: to think that I'm quote unquote making you feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, this should have been a
Speaker 1: conversation first, and this was the first time I was
Speaker 1: having sex with her, trying to turn I think so
Speaker 1: and it first it works, and it works. I actually
Speaker 1: talked about these things before I leave you. That especially
Speaker 1: that looks like a safety has it. That looks like
Speaker 1: I make sure they're wet first, and you know, I
Speaker 1: stick these up my own ass um and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt, Like I just have to be really careful.
Speaker 1: An I feel like those are the big deal in
Speaker 1: my pussy. I don't like that. Yeah, no, I don't
Speaker 1: like nail. First off, they do really good getting these
Speaker 1: emails done. So, what was there a conversation that you
Speaker 1: had after you allowed fingers in your ass? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a conversation because I basically told the why did
Speaker 1: you think it was okay to do it? Like this
Speaker 1: was after everything happened. Oh yeah, I'm leaving out a
Speaker 1: wild part too. So prior to that happened outside of
Speaker 1: the sweating. Yeah, so this part is actually very factual.
Speaker 1: This might grows a few people out, but it is
Speaker 1: what it is. So we start, we start worse than that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so we start are sucking from the back.
Speaker 1: Because one of the first things that I'll started sucking anally,
Speaker 1: she was like, you know, sticking, and I was like,
Speaker 1: you sure she was? Yeah, So I suked in the ass,
Speaker 1: no exaggeration. I swear on everything I pulled. The fucking
Speaker 1: I pulled, I pulled out. It was shipped everywhere. It
Speaker 1: was ship. It was ship to God, I swear to god.
Speaker 1: It was shipped everywhere, so bad that she had to
Speaker 1: throw out her entire I swear I cannot. I cannot
Speaker 1: make this up. I swear to God. You had antalsex
Speaker 1: before before her. No, so this was your first experience
Speaker 1: with it was just a lot of first happen. She's
Speaker 1: get out some motherfucking louse water man. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can I just tell you, I'm so disappointed because this
Speaker 1: is not what you should you now, you're being fearful
Speaker 1: of the people who have not tried at sex. It's
Speaker 1: not always a show. Wait you wait, with So, how
Speaker 1: did you feel seeing all the ship? Were you still
Speaker 1: some real shot? I was okay with it? She overhover,
Speaker 1: Wait some real ship. Were okay with some real ship?
Speaker 1: That was okay with it to the point where to
Speaker 1: the point where to the point where I really realized,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm nasty because I still wanted to keep
Speaker 1: having sex. She's like, no, no. We literally took a
Speaker 1: shower and she was like, you have to leave. She's like,
Speaker 1: I feel very embarrassed. I feel She was like, I
Speaker 1: feel very embarrassed. So she suck your fingers, her fingers
Speaker 1: in your eye after the ship, after the ship, I
Speaker 1: think maybe she wanted to pay you back and maybe
Speaker 1: get your ship everywhere. That might have been that that
Speaker 1: might have let it, that might have been it. Took
Speaker 1: a shower and then went back to fucking no stress
Speaker 1: away right now. As soon as we finished taking that shower,
Speaker 1: that was it. She really didn't want to go again
Speaker 1: because this, Yeah, by this point it was like we
Speaker 1: were two three one. Have you ever had ship come
Speaker 1: out while he was having sex? She really camera else
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I think the reasons I didn't
Speaker 1: cry and laughing so harnest because maybe he's been coming
Speaker 1: from reading books. But like I pictured everything this way,
Speaker 1: and like literally with the nigga was like I just
Speaker 1: picture someone rolling up the sheet having to put him
Speaker 1: in a park. You said you was a little like
Speaker 1: I was, Okay, it was real and there was no
Speaker 1: ship before. I mean, I'm not gonna like There's been
Speaker 1: times like where I've had antal sex and it was
Speaker 1: so good and I felt like I was getting too
Speaker 1: wet that I didn't know what what's back there? This
Speaker 1: is that way and I'm like literally like p between
Speaker 1: my legs to make sure there was nothing on the
Speaker 1: sheets and all that ship. While I didn't had sex,
Speaker 1: but I want to ask the doctor one of the
Speaker 1: one of don't niggas get wet in their as I
Speaker 1: hear that I want my asking got wet. I didn't
Speaker 1: came from my hands, but of one of the tricks
Speaker 1: for ladies who may be scared of it. So one
Speaker 1: of the things that I do because of course um
Speaker 1: sanitation wise, especially if you use condoms, ladies, you don't
Speaker 1: want to go from the ass back into your vagina.
Speaker 1: So something that I do when I have anal sex
Speaker 1: is when I know I'm ready, like for him to
Speaker 1: get the funk out of my ask because now it's hurt.
Speaker 1: And I'll reach back and pull the condom off so
Speaker 1: that he doesn't see, just so in case there is
Speaker 1: anything on the condom, he doesn't see that the condom
Speaker 1: is dirty. But yeah, that that saves like the mood
Speaker 1: to where if anything was in there, and then he
Speaker 1: has to get another condom to go back in my vagina.
Speaker 1: But what I'll do is all sexily, if that's a word.
Speaker 1: I'll sexily. It's not like sexily pull the condom off
Speaker 1: and then either toss it to the side to where
Speaker 1: I know where it's at so that I remove it,
Speaker 1: or like I just run and push it in the toilet.
Speaker 1: Why are you still putting it in a toilet? I
Speaker 1: don't know, because let's listen, I don't care. I flush
Speaker 1: it and that's what I can. I'm going global warmings.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's fine because I'm just happy I have
Speaker 1: my plastic chalko and I'm glad we're getting rid of plastic.
Speaker 1: We're getting rid of plastic. So here's the thing, sir.
Speaker 1: If you if you're moving right and you have a
Speaker 1: huge um cardboard box, if it rains what happens to
Speaker 1: that cardboard box? Nigg it falls apart. That's what the
Speaker 1: funk happens in my spray on it that it's not
Speaker 1: supposed to do that. That's a lot all of my
Speaker 1: drinks it fell apart. Just drink faster. It's better drink
Speaker 1: a faster. Yeah, this is coming from someone who don't
Speaker 1: drink lick us do you drinking? I do drink liquor.
Speaker 1: She just means I can't handle it. So before we
Speaker 1: go and I go by the way, I did just google,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to figure out, like the ass getting wet.
Speaker 1: People are saying they're feeling their own lubrication, like but
Speaker 1: when when they're not using move They're saying that it
Speaker 1: could be the penis pre coming. There's another thing that's
Speaker 1: saying it could be sweat. Um, don't be sweating. Seat
Speaker 1: is the culprit. Maybe you could sweat from me? Your
Speaker 1: sweat sweating your eyes happened to me. I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like I think your booty hole is a little open. Honestly,
Speaker 1: after all of that, yeah, at least it wasn't. So
Speaker 1: this is so this is my question, I guess to
Speaker 1: you guys, because there's a lot of guys that may
Speaker 1: want to try that out. They just need somebody to
Speaker 1: come out and just say it. You know. So you
Speaker 1: you suggest that women, if women want to get into
Speaker 1: a nigga booty hole, we asked, can we get in
Speaker 1: the booty hole? Yeah? Conversation. Yeah. And at the same
Speaker 1: time too, I think the biggest situation is and men
Speaker 1: in here, you guys, you guys are listening, is that
Speaker 1: a lot of men by default are gonna be like,
Speaker 1: if she's doing that to me, I must be gay.
Speaker 1: And it's like, why then does it have to go
Speaker 1: all the way to the extract left were women? So
Speaker 1: you know, gay is of course the same sex. So
Speaker 1: of course, I mean that's just a society thing. And
Speaker 1: especially been black men. We've talked about it all the time.
Speaker 1: You guys tie your manhoods here and masculine where it's
Speaker 1: in your pockets. Nigga. But what's your podcast about? Because
Speaker 1: they feel like everybody's gonna like you all, but they
Speaker 1: don't know why because of that bullshit. But that was
Speaker 1: you got a beautiful all right? So our podcast is
Speaker 1: about politics and entertainment, not It's not like we're not
Speaker 1: saying there breaking it that's like whatever happens in the week,
Speaker 1: that's in the political arena, and it's also in entertainment.
Speaker 1: We talked about it, so I don't really listen to
Speaker 1: any pods talk about I mean I do, but it's
Speaker 1: like very brief. Yeah. UM, I picked the homemail this
Speaker 1: week because we actually have guys in the room. UM,
Speaker 1: so this is very interesting. UM shout out. If you
Speaker 1: guys want to send any of your homemail to us,
Speaker 1: please write us in at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: This one is from a male listener and it's called
Speaker 1: it's titled going Down. Hey, my name is I'll just
Speaker 1: say Sam, and I've never gone down on a girl before.
Speaker 1: The reason is I was sucking this girl and she
Speaker 1: had she has. She asked me to go down on
Speaker 1: her and her vagina smelled so bad, so I didn't
Speaker 1: do it. Since then, anytime I talked to girls and
Speaker 1: I tell them that I don't go down on a female,
Speaker 1: they kind of agree, but then later want me to
Speaker 1: do it. And I really want to try it, but
Speaker 1: I'm kind of skeptical about it. He's saying, I tell them,
Speaker 1: I tell them I don't go down, but then they
Speaker 1: husband I know right, they'll say, no, it's not there's
Speaker 1: a there's a whole name there. But that's the thing.
Speaker 1: I think that happens with a lot of guys. They'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh, well, I don't really give head. But
Speaker 1: then when you're in the act, a lot of women
Speaker 1: just like head so much, they'll still be like give
Speaker 1: So the question is here, he's a little scared, um
Speaker 1: that he won't be good? What tips do you have
Speaker 1: for me? Um? And I guess how would you suggest
Speaker 1: someone moves forward enough? I'm on corn hubs, so why
Speaker 1: don't you find that look out? But what is your
Speaker 1: suggestion as two guys who don't go down or may
Speaker 1: have PTSD from going down and and not being very
Speaker 1: clean down there? Um And I guess like, yeah, what
Speaker 1: are your tips for head? I mean and a guy
Speaker 1: going down for the first time? I mean, my first
Speaker 1: tip is definitely you know, pop the hood. You gotta
Speaker 1: find the hood and lift that up. I think that
Speaker 1: that's a major thing. A lot of guys don't know
Speaker 1: where the clip is, so they they'll be like just
Speaker 1: looking and looking and and they're not in even the
Speaker 1: right area. So UM, I would say that that's number one. Um,
Speaker 1: you guys have mentioned on a previous episode there's a
Speaker 1: but you don't listen to us. I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: He say where you don't know that's what he don't know. Sure,
Speaker 1: he had mentioned that there's a video. I don't I
Speaker 1: forgot what points, but I know what it looks like.
Speaker 1: That's all about um you know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know do that. But also in terms of
Speaker 1: like if if it smells bad, listen, y'all. We we're humans.
Speaker 1: Like there's days when niggas don't smell the greatest down there,
Speaker 1: like you're playing basketball or whatever whatever. So I'm not
Speaker 1: sucking dick after a nigga, but not only if smell
Speaker 1: is your concern and you feel like that. So one
Speaker 1: of the things that like I do, even when I'm
Speaker 1: like with a girl, like before I go down there,
Speaker 1: what I'll do is I like to finger bitches. You
Speaker 1: I know you don't, but I'll even just rub their
Speaker 1: clip until they get wet. And then they gon't bring
Speaker 1: my fingers well, not only the stuff test, well, not
Speaker 1: only the smell test. I'll bring it up to them
Speaker 1: and if they don't want to smell or eat their
Speaker 1: own remember years ago oh yeah, Like if a bit
Speaker 1: like don't want to even taste her own pussy, then
Speaker 1: you think I want to taste your pussy, No, ma'am.
Speaker 1: So I'll take my fingers and but I want them
Speaker 1: to smell how they smell, and I want them to
Speaker 1: taste themselves. And if you're not gonna let me do,
Speaker 1: Like if they like act weird about tasting their own selves,
Speaker 1: I'm going some people are weird about their own tips. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that the politics podcast, I'm we talking about
Speaker 1: this ship like another thing. It's like another move way
Speaker 1: of doing it. Depending on how comfortable you are with
Speaker 1: the person, you could be like, yo, let's take our
Speaker 1: showers before we get into it. You know, I really
Speaker 1: don't give, but you'll be honest. I kind of like
Speaker 1: a little a little smell sometimes not, but I kind
Speaker 1: of like, you know, you know what I mean. There's
Speaker 1: the thing about this, like I remember saying once I
Speaker 1: said it on I G Live right, I made a
Speaker 1: comment on our show that pussy has pussy has a
Speaker 1: smell and it's not a bad smell, but it's like
Speaker 1: there's a sense and I've been when girls have smelled
Speaker 1: nothing and it was weird. I don't. I'm not gonna lie. Um.
Speaker 1: I just had this conversation point like a girl's round table,
Speaker 1: and it's so it sucks for us because it's kind
Speaker 1: of been put into the society that like thropplies and
Speaker 1: even Mayweather just made a video talking about I want
Speaker 1: my pussy to smell and taste water. Bro, what's like
Speaker 1: our pussy is like not in a pussy, So I
Speaker 1: know it's not water, and I would like to taste
Speaker 1: like water. But y'all already not Susy is actually no sweet.
Speaker 1: So I'm good on any taste. Like I'm a vegetarian,
Speaker 1: so I should always smell like green. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I almost Maria, She's like, I'm a vegetarian, so my
Speaker 1: ask pussy don't stink, so like, yeah, there is a
Speaker 1: musk that pussy has. It's not bad in my opinion.
Speaker 1: I love my smell, like when I can smell it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't. I only can, like I have that
Speaker 1: musk when I'm ovulating, and I love that ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I think that a smell maybe just saying that
Speaker 1: word like smell, and we always feel like bad, like
Speaker 1: we think bad. I mean, it's a smell start saying
Speaker 1: a roma because you because you have some roma. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have some roma. I had some rama too. There
Speaker 1: was a roman okay, yeah, wasn't an athlete for the roma,
Speaker 1: this is clear. It was like that was a really
Speaker 1: good these are felies but no, so okay, So I
Speaker 1: like that, And I already said I like dick smells.
Speaker 1: So I think that you should maybe um revisit with
Speaker 1: another vagina. And I like the idea of maybe the
Speaker 1: next girl that you get into bed with, maybe you'll
Speaker 1: get in the shower first. You always going to sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real. I don't know if this is
Speaker 1: good advice, but I would tell you I would be
Speaker 1: kind of into it if like I was walking to
Speaker 1: do and they'd be like, yoll be honest with you,
Speaker 1: like I really don't do this woomen so like you
Speaker 1: might have to teach me. So I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: I can't trust y'all. Y'all talk to Slake. I'll talk
Speaker 1: to We just thought that kind of that experience before
Speaker 1: share that, so she's prepared, like let me make sure
Speaker 1: my pussy right right. I like then be like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know I want to try this with you, Like
Speaker 1: I'm feeling you and like, you know, if you have
Speaker 1: to walk me through it, I would like that. You
Speaker 1: gotta say it's smooth, though, because if you say it
Speaker 1: like corny, you ain't getting like figure out how to
Speaker 1: formulate ship. Yeah, you can. You teach me how to
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong? Go down there. I said that,
Speaker 1: don't be corny with it. If a girl told you
Speaker 1: she never sucked it, or like she doesn't know how
Speaker 1: to suck, that does be quite to be like I like,
Speaker 1: I'll guide you. I'll tell you how more than like
Speaker 1: I never had. Can you show me like it's like
Speaker 1: a whole way to don't be afraid of being bad?
Speaker 1: I want to do that. But is there anything I
Speaker 1: haven't done? I want to be like, I've never done that.
Speaker 1: Can you teach me? No, damn, there ain't nothing left
Speaker 1: me while you can role play. So I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to bring well and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like I gotta like bring so I'm trying to bring
Speaker 1: toys into the bedroom with me, and I literally like
Speaker 1: he makes everything so not fun because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring toys and he was I said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring toys to help you because I wanted us
Speaker 1: to have anal sex and um, he was like toys
Speaker 1: and put the laugh in emotion was like, but y'all'll
Speaker 1: need that. I don't need nothing to help make you come.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, fine, it's for me just
Speaker 1: to help you open me up. Like so I had
Speaker 1: to change the whole dynamic. But I want to bring
Speaker 1: toys in. But he's just, yeah, already that was a
Speaker 1: pretty bad story. I'm gonna bring a toy to help you,
Speaker 1: That's what he said. But no, that's like just knowing
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Speaker 1: I was trying to catch him with the light and
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Speaker 1: this week's episode. Once again, this has been yet another
Speaker 1: episode of horror decisions. My hand is and then come
Speaker 1: back down. Yes, I don't write it. You gotta make
Speaker 1: the headboard, go to work the squats, posing squads? Is
Speaker 1: this something that we can do, like literally like a
Speaker 1: nigguld be like, oh, I'm about to get a net
Speaker 1: plussy and we can go to the bathroom real quick
Speaker 1: and do these squads to make it to our needs.
Speaker 1: So I need to get ready for that ahead of time.
Speaker 1: But there are some stretches that you can get into
Speaker 1: opening up in real life. If I'm about to get
Speaker 1: dick and I'm like, listen, hold on, I gotta stretch first.
Speaker 1: What does that like? Judge me? If I got me
Speaker 1: like hold on, is he gonna drive you more or
Speaker 1: less than if he hears your knees sound like a
Speaker 1: deck of car? Tried to see as soon as I
Speaker 1: heard out why trying to make it like I tried
Speaker 1: to make noises that because I heard the click click
Speaker 1: like it was not Actually, to be fair, I've seen
Speaker 1: a nigger like do push up before he sucked me.
Speaker 1: That's different. That looks sexy for us. I'm asking the guy,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't it stretch? If I'm sitting here about to
Speaker 1: get on the dick and I'm like, hold on, what
Speaker 1: if he made it into a nice little dance. Let
Speaker 1: me give you a little insight on man, real quick,
Speaker 1: if you're about to get some pussy, if you're really
Speaker 1: about to let me inside the holiest the holies, and
Speaker 1: I gotta wait a couple of seconds for you to stretch.
Speaker 1: I'm good, at least you are not. We're not going
Speaker 1: to deter me from getting into this moment like that
Speaker 1: little hamstring stretch, little quad straw. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: Why not? I'm not doing that. You can make a
Speaker 1: little eye contact cute, you know what? Maybe you know
Speaker 1: what I'll do. I'll because this is what used to
Speaker 1: work for me when I so I used to be
Speaker 1: a volleyball player right in basketball. But wall sits and
Speaker 1: I'll just be like as he's like getting the condom
Speaker 1: on his dick. I'd just be on my door or
Speaker 1: the wall. Just walls that ship make your like, it
Speaker 1: makes your thighs. All that that's gonna cut into your
Speaker 1: work like light on stamina. You don't sound like you
Speaker 1: got a couple of points in cracking up. If you're
Speaker 1: already like that, don't start there, Yeah you don't. Don't.
Speaker 1: Don't waste thinking about suicides and lunges. And that's something
Speaker 1: you gotta do it early. You gotta train for that.
Speaker 1: So you need to do with some training. You need
Speaker 1: to get it. What's the pelvic floor exercise that you're
Speaker 1: talking about that to like take someone big? Is that
Speaker 1: just to stretch me? Like? So it's going to do
Speaker 1: a couple of things. So the old internal muscles, all
Speaker 1: the muscles inside of your walls, you can you can
Speaker 1: strengthen them different ways so you can actually engage them.
Speaker 1: Like when I told you to pull your belly button in,
Speaker 1: that's pulling in your transverse. But you know how you
Speaker 1: hold your peak. He start doing your kegels. So if
Speaker 1: you do your kegels while you're pulling your transverse, you
Speaker 1: do it from a plank. You can do it in
Speaker 1: your squatting positions that will help you strength. A kegle
Speaker 1: during your plane. What is that gonna do? It's gonna
Speaker 1: help you strengthen those walls because all those are those
Speaker 1: all those muscles internally. Yeah, So plank in there right,
Speaker 1: pull that in, pull your belly button in and then
Speaker 1: pull your keyg nice and tight. Squeeze you boot looks
Speaker 1: like too much energy? You feel like something? Can you
Speaker 1: do that? If you do that same squeeze while you're
Speaker 1: about to orgasm, especially if it's a ge spot orgasm,
Speaker 1: fire you off like crazy. So we had lived man
Speaker 1: knowledge and she was like talking about breathing and squeezing
Speaker 1: the kegel to like have an orgasm when I'm touching yourself.
Speaker 1: So I did it during sex this weekend. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: bro crazy. Normally I do keegles when he's coming so
Speaker 1: like he could feel it. But like I've rarely done
Speaker 1: it for my own according for you, you spetime reach
Speaker 1: doing sex for us. Well, I just don't really know that.
Speaker 1: I never think about keegoes helping my orgasm. That's why
Speaker 1: I haven't done it. That's why I've been coming with penetration.
Speaker 1: I'd be doing that ship that's why. I literally am
Speaker 1: convinced that, like that's why I come to penetration, Like
Speaker 1: I focus on coming and I make it a whole
Speaker 1: like not only mental thing, but I definitely be squeezing
Speaker 1: my ship. Um, and I actually had a question specifically
Speaker 1: for you. So what we're talking about, you know, exercises.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you could help us specifically with this.
Speaker 1: We've been asked this question that live shows. We've been
Speaker 1: asked this question, UM and our email, and I want
Speaker 1: to know what exercises you suggest to loosen up the
Speaker 1: booty hole, to loosen up the booty, yes, like to
Speaker 1: be able to take dick or fingers, or like to
Speaker 1: just loosen it up, you know, the type of exercise
Speaker 1: that I've always engaged in. We definitely work on the
Speaker 1: back area, the posterior changes is how we're going to
Speaker 1: call it. Nothing nothing to loosen though I've never really
Speaker 1: had that. Do you know if anything like you can't
Speaker 1: because that's their anal mus. Yeah, that's something you guys
Speaker 1: got all them trainers, Like I didn't know if there
Speaker 1: was anything outside of just don't think no, I use
Speaker 1: it on guys. I'm the one who got to know,
Speaker 1: he said, you guys got trainers you don't have. I
Speaker 1: have a whole kit that I got from No, I
Speaker 1: don't need it, but I even a lot. I'm good
Speaker 1: with spit, my booty will be open. I mean to
Speaker 1: just do like well, it's because I know how to
Speaker 1: make myself comfortable. I literally only have anal sex when
Speaker 1: I asked for it. No man is able to just
Speaker 1: like like like just going. So for me, I know
Speaker 1: when my body can can physically take being like penetrated
Speaker 1: in my ask, so I mentally prepare myself. I'm already
Speaker 1: nine times out of ten putting my finger in there,
Speaker 1: like while he's sucking me, or I asked him to
Speaker 1: put his finger in me while we suck, and then
Speaker 1: I literally before anything, can you put it in my ask?
Speaker 1: But it's a whole like I have a breathing exercise
Speaker 1: and everything that I do because I have to prepare
Speaker 1: myself because it open up like literally, i'd be like
Speaker 1: like I asked, okay, ask like I say it real
Speaker 1: sexy and he'd be ready. So you can do a
Speaker 1: breathing extra side literally just because I still don't know. Literally,
Speaker 1: I'm all myself, Like I don't ride the dick so literally,
Speaker 1: as he's opening it, like I prepare myself so literally
Speaker 1: I hold my booty cheeks open because I told you
Speaker 1: i'd be liking to do that. I'd like to hold
Speaker 1: it open for them because, like I said, it's big.
Speaker 1: I can't take a little bit, so and I have
Speaker 1: to like literally like I'll tell him you're like, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: and I have to not only walk him through it,
Speaker 1: but as he's inserting it, almost with every like insertion,
Speaker 1: I do like and like I just like like open
Speaker 1: my ask a little further, and I literally like I
Speaker 1: have a breathing self until it's until it's all the
Speaker 1: way in, and then