WEBVTT - EP117: Bootyhole Starter Kit Feat Dad Hats and Bowties Pod 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:05.720 Hey, guys, it's Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. We hear 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:09.920 y'all already know. I'm honestly, um getting tired of this. 0:00:09.960 --> 0:00:12.680 Shouldn't seeing your ass so goddamn much. We're dropping seven 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:14.960 fucking episodes a month for you host. I know, if 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:17.360 you're not a patron, you only hear four, but wee 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:19.639 see and I are busy. When I was thinking about it, 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:22.000 like today, I was like, damn, we're doing three episodes today. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:24.680 But I mean Nigga's records for three hours, that's all 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.920 we're doing. Why. I don't know how they do that ship. 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:29.200 I mean, okay, I ain't talking to you for three 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:31.160 hours about the same type of thing. I can listen 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.400 to us who are podcast like nothing like maybe I'll 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:34.800 have to pick it up in a different place, but like, 0:00:34.840 --> 0:00:37.480 I enjoy it. I is like if the Dago boys 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.640 give me an hours twenty minutes, I'm tight. I click 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:42.840 on it and I'm like what I'm upset? I tweet 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:47.199 right away like this should have like the Titanic, they go, 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.319 what the fun? What's going on? Anyway? You know? Dis 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.440 your girl? Um, I guess I'll introduce myself for any 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:55.279 of you guys who maybe new listeners. Somehow, we're still 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:57.200 getting new ones and I love it. Keep telling your friends, 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.800 your cousins, your uncles, your brothers, um, your side niggas 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.560 because Allay was bringing all of them to the live show. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:04.120 And you can also tell the ladies too, because that's 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:08.360 when we're interested in. Currently you're very gay. By the way, Um, 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.640 that's your girl, Mandy aka to Booty Band a k 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.920 A Pegasus a k A everything under the Sun, full 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.399 core pumps you already know, and I'm next to I'm wheezy. 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.959 Hi everybody, thanks for listening to our show. We have 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:23.240 two guests here today, two male guests, a lot of 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:30.760 ciss energy. We also are scheduled to do a feminist 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.080 episode right after you. So I've been researching all day 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.920 and I'm like reading and so I'm just like type 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.200 with niggas right now and not wrong with that. I 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.760 am to be. I mean ship, I'm mad because I've 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.080 missed a booty call three days in a row. This 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:46.080 they're gonna hit me at ten am. I'm like, He's like, Nigga, 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.360 I'm at work. I have a real job. You know this. 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:50.520 I've been fucking you for six years. Why are you 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:52.080 still text me at ten am? I haven't been able 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.080 to funck you at ten am for the last but 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.600 lunch comes after ten am, and he might want you 0:01:56.640 --> 0:02:00.320 to take the day talking this ship. But you were 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.800 also the woman who sat here inside what I left 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.560 and got Dick on my left. I did, but he 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:07.680 lives in Jersey. I'm not going to Jersey from the 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.040 city for Dick. Bro that Nigga was in town. He 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:15.040 was two avenues over. It just worked out anyway. I mean, 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.639 before we get into our guests, I do wanna um. 0:02:17.680 --> 0:02:19.240 I got to catch up a little bit because we 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.720 have it really and as y'all see, Weezy has been 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:25.080 girls folk on the Graham kissing and ship. I'm not 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:30.040 that congratulations, to be honest. Nigga's really even get on 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:34.919 my nerves and my d ms like tongue like you 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.000 do look really make you out on Instagram? What then 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.200 do you think that? I mean, you're posting little I'm 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.440 not gonna make out on I g for Niggers. I 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.160 think you should. First of all, you did a whole 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:47.040 foot job on Andrew and now you're not gonna make 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:52.560 out water bottles. But also videos of women kissing end 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.920 up on sucking porn hub. They do they happening. Plus 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.560 it's like this very you know you ended up on 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.360 porn hub given that foot job. No I didn't, and 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:03.280 and showing how to on Tahoe show, it's on por Hub. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:08.359 I'm gonna show you hub already, or it's x x 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.880 x we if you type it, Yeah, but you'd be 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:16.600 you pop up girl, you like start crying. Figure out 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.960 what that is. I'm about to copyright that ship, all 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:23.120 that ship, delete all that. I get a check at least. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:27.680 Oh yeah, no, you on there. Tahoe got a hundred thousand, 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.440 except for when you showing how to eat puts. I 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.000 don't know how that plopped up, but you know what 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:34.600 it was. It was a suggested like after the Andrew 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:39.320 Schultz episode we did. That was suggested me. And now 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:40.920 she don't want to make out because it's gonna end 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.080 up on port now I'm just playing. Anyway, How how 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.200 is Panama? You went to a third world country for 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.840 a memorial? Oh yeah I did, But I love Panama. 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:50.480 I've been before, so really interesting I wanted to bring up. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:54.960 So we had to reschedule our threesome trip to this 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.200 weekend coming up where um in Florida. It was supposed 0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.920 to be Panama. So anyway, sisters and I got to 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.680 am by ourselves. Um, there's this place if you ever 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.320 visit Panama, it's called Having Arrows. Panama is very cheap, right, 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.000 Like you could stay at the w for like a 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.520 hundred ten bucks a night, like just saying it's four 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.360 you know what I mean. In retrospect, there's hotels for 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:14.400 like fifty bucks a night that are decent. So there's 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:16.320 a place called Having Arrows. It's across from a really 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.880 good restaurant called Babu. It's popular Panama's city, like the 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.520 downtown area, there's like very few places to go, so 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:27.640 prostitution is legal there, right, So we got no but 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.160 we go to Having Arrows. There's only like tourists, no 0:04:32.440 --> 0:04:36.120 Latino dudes, and I short he loves Latina niggas. And 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.839 she's like, are we the only civilians in here that 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.840 are women? And I was like I'm not sure. So, 0:04:42.960 --> 0:04:45.440 like I start walking and this guy like kind of 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.760 looked at me and I was like what He's like nothing, 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.600 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a great trip. And 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.400 I think he was like is this a bit from here? 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.719 Like she's selling pussy? Every woman in there was a 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.000 home and this is where they meet niggas. So they 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.120 was looking at me and my it's like how much 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.919 it was kind of report howing on the front lines, 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.039 like you claim you are you were supposed to buy one, 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.560 they're not expect I was the all agree, Look at Benson, 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:17.200 you look disappointed to right? Should she have not purchased? Okay? 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.240 So like I wanted to, but then I feel like 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.440 we were down to do it when he was coming, 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.200 when Beard baby was coming, But then now that it 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.320 was just the two of us, I'm like, I don't 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.240 never really want another vision here? No, that makes sense, 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:29.680 you know what I'm saying, Like a lot of it 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:32.680 for me, the like queen cooking whatever they call it, 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.640 cut queen, like watching him fuck while we were sucking. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:37.440 I was down for that, but then it was just 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.159 another vision, Like well I don't want eat your pussy, 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:43.159 so I'm already scissoring. That makes sense, what you know? 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:45.560 But I ended up talking to one girl because I 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.560 was looking for weed, and um, I was excuse me, 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:50.680 and I asked her, like, oh, do you know who 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:51.919 I can go to? For a weed and she was like, 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:57.240 I'm money five days from Colombia. So then I started 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.560 talking to more chicks. Nobody was Panamanian there. All these 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.440 girls basically come from Columbia, come from Venezuela. It's a 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:05.839 very cheap flight and a very I guess easy flight. 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.320 They come, they make their money and they did so 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:11.480 hotel dude, right, we get back to the hotel we stated, 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.200 like the Waldorf, which was mad cheap, when it's crazy 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:17.120 to even say that. So this hotel security guard the 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:19.880 one to get in there in Jamaican. He was like, yeah, 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:24.239 they're got my girl. He's like, my name is Flash. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:25.760 You know why to call me Flash? I'm like tell 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.800 us why. It's because I run into the fucking room 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.480 in a flash. Because you know why, everybody here by 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:37.919 a prostitut. He starts telling us how he checks in. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.200 He's like, basically, my job is like checking in these girls. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.960 So each hotel has to check their I D. Because 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:45.760 a lot of them may rob or steal or can't hurt. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:49.239 So he's like, you know, there's always a new story. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.800 Watch what will happen to Marrow? Right? No, lie, bitch, 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.960 we come home. He's like Yo, girls come in. It's 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.320 like you've seen you've seen a bachelor party going on. 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.680 I'm like, yeah, what about them? And he's like, I 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.440 didn't run up to the room. Three am. He comes 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:09.520 in the room. It's trim the whole time. This guy's like, YO, 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:11.320 please come up here and help me. The girls sitting 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:13.720 there holding a broken bottle to her neck because the 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:18.280 dude wouldn't pay her. Right, so Flashes like, YO, what 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:22.920 I tell her? I said, told us to do it. 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:24.840 So the bitch was trying to jump off the balcony. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.680 She was acting all crazy because the dude wasn't paying her. Now, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.800 Flash was like, this happens all the fucking time if 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.960 the dude can't get it up. If the dude uh 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.320 Like I guess not that they didn't realize, because I 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.440 guess they talk about like that their sex workers, but 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:41.920 or they decide not to fuck them that they think 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.760 they don't have to pay the women. And I appreciated that. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.440 Even the security guard was like, come the funk on. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:49.560 So the guy was like, yo, I took her out 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.760 to eat. We went dancing, which just cracks me up. 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.080 I took out to eat. It was really expensive. I 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.960 took her out for drinks. Blah blah blah blah blah. 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:57.480 We were watching TV. We didn't end up having some 0:07:57.600 --> 0:08:02.280 of those hours count like might not, so my home 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:04.880 girl like does it. So she's told me like mad 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:08.080 stories like and the hour it starts at an hour, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.760 but niggas don't ever last an hour. So she's like, 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.840 do you know how much of them? Try to bargain Like, yo, 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.440 but it was only like fifteen minutes, so you still 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.000 have to pay my hourly rate even if you don't 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:25.960 last the whole hour. That's trying to get that. You know, 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.920 this ain't no. I would be so insulted if like, 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:31.880 let's say it was four and someone really handing me 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.280 a hunt Bucks where they came that fast? What that 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.160 ain't my business? Right? Like the dude was like, yo, 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:39.880 he's like, what's dumb? He's like, so me and the 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.480 dude I finally get him to give the girl these 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.560 half that's what we agreed on, right, So the girl 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.280 like cut her arm like trying to like a crazy 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.520 He said, the blood that seeped into the carpet, it's 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:52.240 gonna cost him fift to replace that. Don't come. They're 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.480 not gonna charge her. How they gonna charge her, Like like, 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.120 I feel like it's his room, but it's his room. 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:01.599 Even you suck it up because I was like, but 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.200 you got charged at uber fee for dropping that water 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:08.160 in the car. That was ridiculous. Wait wait, this is why. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:09.959 This is what I'm like. No, I was, I was, 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.600 I was, I was just spilled my water. Bot here 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.559 just go. She sent me a picture because she's like, 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:21.400 they're just gonna come out of business count for water 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.719 water because he's like he had to wait till it 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.000 dried for the next like so he had to liken't 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:31.199 get another ride more than that. I was like, oh, 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.079 I was ida the favorite time he was getting from 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:38.240 And then then I'm get that get me Yeah, you 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:41.880 know exactly what I thought. It was a courtesy to 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:44.760 at least say I spilled water. Shut that shut up. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:49.240 You just gotta shut your god damn out anyway. Then 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.200 so okay, So the girl like right and ended up 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:54.640 calling end pay your fucking sex workers, pay their price, 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.520 stop being cheap. That is embarrassing. So I asked the 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:59.240 next day, right, were at the pool, right, and they're 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.920 like looking at us, and I'm like, so we saw 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.080 you all that have an arrows last night, like what's 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.640 what's up? And so they started telling us like, yeah, 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.080 a lot of these girls that I'm not even front. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.079 The dude was really cute. He was like they charged 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:13.320 three and up and he was like, but I haven't 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:16.720 paid more than like they charged that much. I didn't know. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.480 That's way more than d R. You can get them 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:23.680 from five dollars there stop, I'm not lying. I swear 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:26.400 to God. Do you think you are hot? And d are? 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:28.280 They have their bodies done and you can still go. Okay, 0:10:28.320 --> 0:10:33.400 say five dollars cheap? Like google this ship. You can't 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:39.400 google how much? Bro? So you just might be able 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:47.240 to get there. You no, likee bro, it's like twenty 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:54.480 five U S dollars cheap cheap? Okay, Like, no, how 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.120 much do process shots? Amsterdam just came up? Here we go, 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.520 are bro? They like five? Prostitution is legal in DR. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:06.960 Pimping is not. Okay. Um, listen, if you hear of 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.800 a boy's trip in DR Bitch, that's where the money going. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:14.000 Look you read you see it. It's like I literally 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:18.439 just saw come up. But that's like for something small, 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:21.640 it doesn't matter. A hand job and you can get 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:24.040 your dick suck. I don't know about dick suck. That's 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.360 not what I'm reading. But they're saying it's like max 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:31.800 to fifty. So let me just say I want to 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:33.840 make this one point because this really pissed me off. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.360 When that nigga said I was paying one fifty other 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.200 people were paying three hundred. I believe him, he was 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:43.880 very cute, but to know that girls are charging less 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:48.880 because niggas is cute. No, I ain't gonna I can 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:51.400 I tell you so this is bitch, get your money. 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:53.559 I know it doesn't matter. I even gonna hold you 0:11:53.600 --> 0:12:00.280 because like especially loves the tale Mandy try to, So 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.880 I ain't gonna hold you like so like my friend, 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.640 Like I'm gonna say my friend. Just know it was 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:13.760 a friend, somebody I know, somebody trying to cover it up. No, 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:17.720 but like you know, don't even tell the stories. Don't 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.920 even say it's what the what did you charge? Like 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:26.400 I told you, like it was this one right he 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.000 hit me up or whatever. I just say it was me. 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:36.840 This is like like we had already been talking about 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:38.120 bitch I was poor and I was like that guy, 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.000 he's seeing you if you're not giving me no money. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:42.199 But when I finally saw him, he looked good and 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:43.960 the dick was good. So I was like, you know, 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.839 the next time, I'll do it. You ain't gotta pay 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.760 the next time because it was good. So like I 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.800 wasn't gonna like charge him every time, so you know, 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:56.880 it ended up working out. I feel like that's different. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.520 I'm gonna tell you why. I take it like I 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.840 ain't give I ain't gonna half all I was. I 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:11.560 was actually met somebody. I see him basically the next time. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:13.520 I was thinking if I was an escort, and then 0:13:13.559 --> 0:13:15.600 I met a client and we reviving like a motherfucker, 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:18.480 Like what don't call him a client, he's a friend. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.880 What happens at that point, right, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:25.520 it's like, you know what, these are questions that need answers. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.040 We need to put this down for the next interne 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.280 because I ain't gonna hold you. Like when I went 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.640 on that what's your Price date? I went on a 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.640 dinner date and we vibed. It was mad cool, but 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:35.559 he was not my type at all. So the next 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:37.160 inner day he tried not to give me the money, 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:38.920 and I was like, you still have to pay me 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.000 to go out to dinner with you. The second day 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:42.599 we went out on a second date, we got to 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.360 pay you again. Yes, that's that's how we met. Was 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.199 what's your price? Okay? So see, I'll be ere with you. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.760 I always assumed like the transaction has done it within 0:13:51.800 --> 0:14:01.160 the site so like so because I didn't like it. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.240 This is when, like I was doing the what's your prizes? 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:07.560 When I first moved to New York, we learned anyway, 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:18.480 I feel like we're just doing our show and they 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:26.920 see it. I'm getting educated. Anyway, I want the story finished, 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:34.920 the story. What's standing on the fucking story? Which one 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:41.280 was the Bogo or the date? Both? Check this out? 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.480 So Bogo hit me up just a couple of weeks, 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:49.600 I'm calling hi about I told you so like so, 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.520 Bogo ended up hitting me up after this, and he 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.440 was just trying to chill and I still wanted like 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.880 the money because he didn't take the Bogo offer, So nigga, no, 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:00.320 now you gotta pay again. So he just went and chill, 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.400 not fuck you. Is that what you mean? The niggas 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:04.600 never wanted chilling out fun. I don't believe what are 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:07.200 you saying? No. He asked me to come over and 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:10.360 I was like, same arrangement is last time, nigga, and 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:12.640 he was like, damn, that's how we're doing. And so 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:14.120 I was like, well, if you're not gonna, I'm not 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:15.560 gonna come. I don't want to just chill with you 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:17.680 for nothing like the funk. So he just hit me 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.760 up a couple of weeks ago and I was like listen. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:22.760 He was like, if you have free time, UM, feel 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.000 free to stop in. And I was like, UM, sorry, 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:28.640 my time is never free, sir. I'm not a UM 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:36.400 you know, I said, actually I've never crossed. I'm never free. UM. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.640 I said sorry, I will not be available. Um. But 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.800 no Vegas. There's really nothing to talk about because I 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.240 didn't get dick. But I had a great, great time. UM, 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.480 shout out to all of the horrible decisions listeners. I 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:47.520 was telling them like bitch at the pool party, I 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.680 was getting like pictures taken up to live there. They 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.160 were no, it's because mad people tell us to come 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:54.920 to Vegas. Yeah they do. I don't think any of 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:58.120 them live there. But I had a great time. Um. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.720 I ended up. I have a new crush. Um. I 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:02.800 was completely I fell in love. This is how I know. 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:06.680 I'm just over, Like my whole ways is over. None 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.840 of my niggas were in Vegas, mind you. Maybe they're 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:11.960 getting old. They are, which is why I'm like, okay, 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:16.160 maybe I'll I know. Literally, I'm like, damn now that 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.600 I looked, so I started looking at all my niggas 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:21.400 like Instagram stories, like so, where are they at? Bitch 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.840 with the wife, with their kids, with the cook out 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:27.120 with the family, sucking my whole boy, he's sucking fishing 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:31.720 with his brothers. I'm like, God, Honestly, I wasn't in 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:33.960 the party mood either, Like we went out one name. 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:36.760 Don't get me wrong, I'm playing Blackjack. That's my ship. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.400 I love was I was definitely, but I ended up 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:42.200 falling in love with Khalifa. Oh my god, big dick 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:46.200 energy to the thing with him and Snoop highest fun 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:49.800 and they didn't notice the what Oh my god, y'all 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:52.880 have to see this. Are a Patreon listener, I'm going 0:16:52.880 --> 0:16:55.560 to make sure I post this video because there's fucking hilarious. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.560 They didn't notice what so with's Khalifa and Snoop Dogg 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:02.200 do this performance? What is they're on stage? They're so 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:05.320 high they didn't realize what happened in the video. That's crazy. 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:14.880 Look at this, I have the audience. Balls were barricades. 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:22.400 Barricade people fail. That ship was wild. That's funny, that's funny. 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:26.840 One in the comments say Snoop was snooping Winds dancing 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:32.600 like they just learned that no Um he was. He 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:34.679 was super gorgeous in person, and I was like, oh 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:37.000 my god, I love you. Um, he's super built now, 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:44.680 so he's just a little It was after Martial Arts. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:48.280 I read the audible. Whatever day he started, he picked 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.440 up Martial Arts, saying, well, listen, the b D is 0:17:50.480 --> 0:17:53.320 still there. He looked gorgeous. Um. It was weird because 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:55.560 like I was getting hit on by more females than 0:17:56.119 --> 0:17:58.919 than guys the whole weekend. Me and my homegirl Crystal 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:01.040 was like, bitch, which one of us look like the boyfriend? 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:04.000 Because you're short cuts? Maybe broad? They was walking up 0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:06.320 to us in the pool, So you just call me gay? 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.600 You just said my short cut looks gay? Can we 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.440 can we not do? I had this in Vegas. See 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:13.639 this is why I sound like two niggas just watching 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:18.800 y'all guys. I can't get involved in that. The short 0:18:18.800 --> 0:18:21.760 cut always seems a little but don't do that. That's 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:28.160 a bet, but it depends how it's watch. I mean, 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:32.240 I hate you anyway, like you though, because I do 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:36.560 think okay, so but no, it was a good time. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:40.160 It was um. I somehow got to catch the Millennium Tours, 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:43.359 so that was dope. It was really good. I felt 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:45.239 like I was in my element. I was singing all 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:47.920 the b TWOK songs, the pretty Ricky songs. Yang actually 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.120 was my favorite. I didn't realize how many fucking hits 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:53.439 they had, Beach. I was like, no, no, no, no, George, 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:59.120 don't I forget Wait besides the ones, yeah do what? Oh? 0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:09.880 And the second real quick because before we get into 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:11.560 our guests, Oh my god, this is sorry. We haven't 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:14.520 done to catch up in a very long time. For 0:19:14.680 --> 0:19:18.480 any of you guys who were going um to Vegas. 0:19:18.520 --> 0:19:20.840 This is not an ad, but the Magic Mike Show 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:24.520 was actually really fucking good. I'm not here for male strippers. 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:26.439 I really don't even like it. I'd rather see niggas 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:30.199 run up and down the cod s Magic Mike. Magic 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:33.080 Mike was two different things. Chippendale's has been a thing 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:39.000 for years everybody says yes, but Magic Mike was amazing. Um, 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:41.879 of course I fell in love with this one, beautiful 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:45.000 fucking motherfucker. The whole show went on his Instagram. He 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:48.840 just got proposed by his niggam, so that sucks. But 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:52.879 I mean so majority of them, though, are straight. No, 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:56.720 I was gonna say technically for you and here you go. No, 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:59.920 but he wasn't bisexual like a whole. He was flamed because, 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:01.760 I mean, like the porn that you got, and I 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.359 was so sad, But it's I don't want like pink dick. 0:20:04.440 --> 0:20:06.000 So I would have been even more interested if it 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:07.600 was a nigga that he got married to. But it 0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:09.200 was a white boy. I don't want to see that ship. 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:12.199 I wasn't wanna try to slide up in there, you know, 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:15.520 like can I just watch? I didn't make it. I mean, 0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:16.639 you could have been a part of the help. I 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:20.239 mean you still could. I mean, don't listen. I just 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.320 had a thought come to my mind. Gay niggas on 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:27.200 fucking Twitter. I was like talking to some fucking dude 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:30.359 in a one little message from the horrible decision, like 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:32.720 a retweet. This weeks ago. They hit me up in 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:35.720 my fucking DM talking about like, Yo, we heard you 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:37.560 say that you've always wanted to like get with a 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.160 gay couple, Like we've never been with a woman. Next 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:43.360 time you're in Miami, like link with us, what's your 0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:48.840 price dot com? That's for dates, sir. I'm thinking to myself, 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:52.080 like it's like really something that's like on my radar? 0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:56.680 Should say my kadr, but also like you know something 0:20:56.760 --> 0:20:58.399 tired of Beard Bay and sisters. Maybe I should I 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:00.800 didn't even follow you and shoutout. Shout out to my 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:02.719 good friend. We've been talking a lot. He'd be with 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:04.680 all of the niggas I have a crush on. Shout 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:06.880 out to Dustin from the friend zone. I'd be like 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:10.639