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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, it's Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. We hear

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Speaker 1: y'all already know. I'm honestly, um getting tired of this.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't seeing your ass so goddamn much. We're dropping seven

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Speaker 1: fucking episodes a month for you host. I know, if

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Speaker 1: you're not a patron, you only hear four, but wee

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Speaker 1: see and I are busy. When I was thinking about it,

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Speaker 1: like today, I was like, damn, we're doing three episodes today.

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Speaker 1: But I mean Nigga's records for three hours, that's all

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Speaker 1: we're doing. Why. I don't know how they do that ship.

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, I ain't talking to you for three

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Speaker 1: hours about the same type of thing. I can listen

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Speaker 1: to us who are podcast like nothing like maybe I'll

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Speaker 1: have to pick it up in a different place, but like,

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Speaker 1: I enjoy it. I is like if the Dago boys

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Speaker 1: give me an hours twenty minutes, I'm tight. I click

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Speaker 1: on it and I'm like what I'm upset? I tweet

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Speaker 1: right away like this should have like the Titanic, they go,

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Speaker 1: what the fun? What's going on? Anyway? You know? Dis

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Speaker 1: your girl? Um, I guess I'll introduce myself for any

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Speaker 1: of you guys who maybe new listeners. Somehow, we're still

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Speaker 1: getting new ones and I love it. Keep telling your friends,

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Speaker 1: your cousins, your uncles, your brothers, um, your side niggas

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Speaker 1: because Allay was bringing all of them to the live show.

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Speaker 1: And you can also tell the ladies too, because that's

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Speaker 1: when we're interested in. Currently you're very gay. By the way, Um,

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Speaker 1: that's your girl, Mandy aka to Booty Band a k

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Speaker 1: A Pegasus a k A everything under the Sun, full

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Speaker 1: core pumps you already know, and I'm next to I'm wheezy.

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Speaker 1: Hi everybody, thanks for listening to our show. We have

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Speaker 1: two guests here today, two male guests, a lot of

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Speaker 1: ciss energy. We also are scheduled to do a feminist

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Speaker 1: episode right after you. So I've been researching all day

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Speaker 1: and I'm like reading and so I'm just like type

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Speaker 1: with niggas right now and not wrong with that. I

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Speaker 1: am to be. I mean ship, I'm mad because I've

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Speaker 1: missed a booty call three days in a row. This

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Speaker 1: they're gonna hit me at ten am. I'm like, He's like, Nigga,

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Speaker 1: I'm at work. I have a real job. You know this.

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Speaker 1: I've been fucking you for six years. Why are you

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Speaker 1: still text me at ten am? I haven't been able

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Speaker 1: to funck you at ten am for the last but

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Speaker 1: lunch comes after ten am, and he might want you

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Speaker 1: to take the day talking this ship. But you were

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Speaker 1: also the woman who sat here inside what I left

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Speaker 1: and got Dick on my left. I did, but he

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Speaker 1: lives in Jersey. I'm not going to Jersey from the

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Speaker 1: city for Dick. Bro that Nigga was in town. He

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Speaker 1: was two avenues over. It just worked out anyway. I mean,

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Speaker 1: before we get into our guests, I do wanna um.

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Speaker 1: I got to catch up a little bit because we

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Speaker 1: have it really and as y'all see, Weezy has been

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Speaker 1: girls folk on the Graham kissing and ship. I'm not

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Speaker 1: that congratulations, to be honest. Nigga's really even get on

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Speaker 1: my nerves and my d ms like tongue like you

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Speaker 1: do look really make you out on Instagram? What then

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Speaker 1: do you think that? I mean, you're posting little I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna make out on I g for Niggers. I

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Speaker 1: think you should. First of all, you did a whole

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Speaker 1: foot job on Andrew and now you're not gonna make

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Speaker 1: out water bottles. But also videos of women kissing end

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Speaker 1: up on sucking porn hub. They do they happening. Plus

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Speaker 1: it's like this very you know you ended up on

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Speaker 1: porn hub given that foot job. No I didn't, and

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Speaker 1: and showing how to on Tahoe show, it's on por Hub.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you hub already, or it's x x

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Speaker 1: x we if you type it, Yeah, but you'd be

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Speaker 1: you pop up girl, you like start crying. Figure out

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Speaker 1: what that is. I'm about to copyright that ship, all

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Speaker 1: that ship, delete all that. I get a check at least.

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Speaker 1: except for when you showing how to eat puts. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how that plopped up, but you know what

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Speaker 1: it was. It was a suggested like after the Andrew

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Speaker 1: Schultz episode we did. That was suggested me. And now

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Speaker 1: up on port now I'm just playing. Anyway, How how

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Speaker 1: is Panama? You went to a third world country for

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Speaker 1: a memorial? Oh yeah I did, But I love Panama.

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Speaker 1: I've been before, so really interesting I wanted to bring up.

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Speaker 1: So we had to reschedule our threesome trip to this

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Speaker 1: am by ourselves. Um, there's this place if you ever

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Speaker 1: prostitution is legal there, right, So we got no but

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Speaker 1: like I start walking and this guy like kind of

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Speaker 1: I think he was like is this a bit from here?

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Speaker 1: like you claim you are you were supposed to buy one,

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Speaker 1: they're not expect I was the all agree, Look at Benson,

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Speaker 1: you look disappointed to right? Should she have not purchased? Okay?

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Speaker 1: never really want another vision here? No, that makes sense,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like a lot of it

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Speaker 1: they're got my girl. He's like, my name is Flash.

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Speaker 1: You know why to call me Flash? I'm like tell

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Speaker 1: Watch what will happen to Marrow? Right? No, lie, bitch,

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Speaker 1: we come home. He's like Yo, girls come in. It's

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Speaker 1: Like I guess not that they didn't realize, because I

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Speaker 1: Even the security guard was like, come the funk on.

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Speaker 1: So the guy was like, yo, I took her out

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's his room, but it's his room.

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Speaker 1: Even you suck it up because I was like, but

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Speaker 1: you got charged at uber fee for dropping that water

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Speaker 1: This is what I'm like. No, I was, I was,

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Speaker 1: I was, I was just spilled my water. Bot here

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Speaker 1: they're just gonna come out of business count for water

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Speaker 1: And then then I'm get that get me Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know exactly what I thought. It was a courtesy to

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Speaker 1: so okay, So the girl like right and ended up

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Speaker 1: calling end pay your fucking sex workers, pay their price,

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Speaker 1: stop being cheap. That is embarrassing. So I asked the

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Speaker 1: The dude was really cute. He was like they charged

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Speaker 1: Barricade people fail. That ship was wild. That's funny, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: Because you're short cuts? Maybe broad? They was walking up

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Speaker 1: This is not an ad, but the Magic Mike Show

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Speaker 1: Mike was two different things. Chippendale's has been a thing

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Speaker 1: I know they don't want me, but they're so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why you know, all the beautiful, beautiful black

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Speaker 1: can we ask you? What? You know? So before? Just

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00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: to give you all a little um pre production that

421
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 1: we do. We like to make sure our guests are comfortable.

422
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: What do you not want to talk about? What can't

423
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,439
Speaker 1: we talk about? So I'm asking them questions about this

424
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 1: topic that we're having, and I literally had an anxiety

425
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 1: because I'm like, wait, wait, you didn't do it. Oh God,

426
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: all my questions don't fit the goddamn conversation I thought

427
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: we were about to have. So well, here's the problem

428
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: with that. But frequent that happens when you don't know

429
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 1: what your guests will be like. Because I've sat here

430
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 1: in this chair with you and like We've been across

431
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: from people and I'm like, oh my god, like are

432
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,959
Speaker 1: we talking to us? Like you feel that they're just like,

433
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that ain't us. But well other podcasters, well us,

434
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: you guys are a podcast. Go ahead and introduced to

435
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 1: our audience. Who you are? Um, what's your names and

436
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 1: what's your podcast name? All right? So I'm the kid

437
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Speaker 1: x a bum from the dad hast I am distinguished

438
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Speaker 1: to God. Yeah yeah, yeah, to be and distinguished the God.

439
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,119
Speaker 1: You wrap, well, we did used to wrap, you know

440
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: the way I said that I'm not a very judgmental

441
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: woman and i Apolosi rap, I'm not gonna like that

442
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: was real white of you. So bad? So yeah, we

443
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: do a podcast. Drop a line now, I mean that's

444
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 1: what they say. Let me see, let me it's not

445
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: bad girl. I want to kiss you, kiss you to

446
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 1: you feel like someone just spread off a thousand missiles

447
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: right up in your tissues and make your body feel

448
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: like it's having issues. It's hard to breathe, it's hard

449
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: to gas, it's hard to get their, especially when you're

450
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 1: prone to a chair. There would you mind need to

451
00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: dare an elevator on your Laren escalator to live up

452
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: stairs at vacuum your room from room and stroke your

453
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: hair bandy would you like that? Let's have the date up.

454
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 1: I want to eat everything that you're made of. Ship.

455
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: I wonder what fruits eat because you have take trees,

456
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: can't create ask for rermmm me of a black bound fold.

457
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 1: But when I bust clean your windows pine. So that's

458
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: the thing. God, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, a lot. I

459
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: every in down because I wasn't a freestyle that was

460
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:39,120
Speaker 1: cute that our freestyles like so freestyle real quick freestyles

461
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: have changed over the course. You can terminology has changed.

462
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: It changed since Drake got in the game. Drink Drake,

463
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 1: fu up? What freestyle? And can you freetyle? I'm coming

464
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 1: to the next episode. Let me let me dig in

465
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: my book. Anyways, we are going to get real quick. Um.

466
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: So you guys introduce yourselves. We don't need an icebreaker,

467
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 1: y'all do this. This is what the y'all do. Um.

468
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: This is a really interesting topic. And we haven't had

469
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,200
Speaker 1: men in the studio. And I can't wait for this ship.

470
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: I mean, we're here. I want to talk about this ship.

471
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: I mean we're not well like mislet us. I meant

472
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: it's going well because that's Mandy and I was like,

473
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 1: it's going straight to Patreon. Wow. Wow, I really love her. Honestly,

474
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: before I was like, we have to change it. So

475
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want it to be a pagant

476
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 1: episode if it wasn't to do that, especially get guys. Okay,

477
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: well we're getting get into our look at me up.

478
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: How can I get to my ship? We're gonna do

479
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 1: the Vanilla ship. And this one I believe I think

480
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: Weezy found this one actually, so it's from Madame Noir. Um.

481
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: It is actually that the title is we are more

482
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 1: invested in performing hashtag black love than being in healthy relationships. Um.

483
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: When hashtag black love first became a thing, it stood

484
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: as an emblem of unity in the face of systemic social, generational,

485
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: and economic threats that are designed to destroy the black family.

486
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: The images that accompany that a company hashtag black love

487
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: inspire hope, with those of us who dream of being

488
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: partnered with folks of the same hue, finding inspiration and

489
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 1: couples ability to triumph. Um. Basically, what this is saying

490
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: is that a lot of us view um couples on

491
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: social media and instead of actually practicing healthy relationships. We

492
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: try to show to social media that we're more happier

493
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: than what we really are. We're trying to emulate um,

494
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: and we're also just trying to be like the couples

495
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,959
Speaker 1: that we see online more so than actually using forms

496
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 1: of communication and actually being happy. UM. So much so

497
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: that it says that some people actually um fake their

498
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: happiness because of what they're posting online. They feel like

499
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: that's where they are. Studies have been done to support

500
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: the idea that social media addicted couples may be engaged

501
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: in unhealthy connections. A study of two thousand adults found

502
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: that of those survey admitted that they purposefully make their

503
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,239
Speaker 1: relationships look better online than it doesn't really. UM. So

504
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you because this is something that

505
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: now you're posting scissors. Um. This is something where I

506
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: posted a guy and I saw the immediate response, and

507
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'll never post my relationship online so

508
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: that everybody think he being pegged. And I'm like, oh, nope,

509
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: not that nigga. UM. So, like, what are your thoughts,

510
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: especially now that you are showing scissors more. Has it

511
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: come to where she's said anything? Do you think it's

512
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 1: gonna affect your relationship at all negatively. So I was

513
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: just thinking when they said purposefully like making it look better,

514
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 1: it's not happening with me now. But I did do

515
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 1: that before, um, when I was like eighteen, though, Like

516
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: it was just really really hard, and I think honestly

517
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: thinking of the idea of us being happy and like

518
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: those good pictures and like reading good affirmations from people

519
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: on Facebook or whatever I was using at the time,

520
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: and there's two thousand nine, like, yeah, that's why I

521
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: did it, Like my relationship wasn't feeling good. It's I

522
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,679
Speaker 1: wanted it to be good. We did lavish things, so

523
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: it was nice to like show them off. But I

524
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: just didn't really understand how I was portraying it. Like

525
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: it was confusing to the point that like when I

526
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: would tell people how shitty of a boyfriend he was,

527
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,919
Speaker 1: and you know, emotionally ABU said whatever, they'd be like,

528
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: how I'll bet you what you just said is why? Um,

529
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 1: not only social media, but I feel like you kind

530
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: of hid what that relationship was really like, even to

531
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: your friends, the people you were really close embarrassed, right,

532
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: And so even with the relationship with that That's why

533
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: even now ten years later, when you talk about how

534
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: how like, you know, unhealthy that relationship was, in my mind,

535
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, but girl, y'all were on trips together. You like,

536
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: you guys did so much together. You seemed happy, um

537
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: when you did post and the things that you did

538
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: with him. So you admitting that like that not only

539
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: was it social media because Instagram wasn't even out at

540
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: that time, but it was just like it was an Instagram,

541
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: it was it was Twitter, Twitter, yeah, and it was

542
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,479
Speaker 1: Facebook where I would post our stuff and people like

543
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 1: loved us together. So when I first got with him,

544
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: I mean it was great, right. I was dating this guy.

545
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: He was rich and at that time, right like, he

546
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: was helping me pay for my school. He was helping

547
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: me to my parents, and I just yeah, I was

548
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: like when I was great, right, And he's a very

549
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: successful dude. I think like maybe six months in he

550
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: just showed his true colorss. But I was already so invested.

551
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: I moved in with him the day of my high

552
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: school graduation. Yeah, that's I remember told the story about scrabble.

553
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: This is this is literally the first thing that has

554
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: happened to me, and this is the first like, I don't.

555
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: I guess I've never said it. I never knew that

556
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: who he was. I've never seen him act this way.

557
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: He was so loving. He would love to like bring

558
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: me out and like dress me up and like show

559
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: me off to his friends. He was great. We play scrabble.

560
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: I would love scrabble. I'm like feeing for the ship.

561
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: I win. He gets an attitude. He's like, let's play

562
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: a second time. Because I was yeah, because I was

563
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: like playing big words or whatever, and played a second time.

564
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: I went. We played a third time. He flipped the

565
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,840
Speaker 1: scrabble board over like it fell almost on me and

566
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: started screaming. Left the house for two hours. He was older,

567
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: but maybe like ten years or maybe nine years old. Son,

568
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm eighteen. So he does all this ship and I'm like,

569
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: holy shit. He comes back in the house. I'm eighteen,

570
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: but it's my first relationship. He's like, listen, it's not

571
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: your fault. But I needed to leave before something happens

572
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: over the scrabble game because all my mother's life, this

573
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: is what happened. I didn't understand right the next day,

574
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: this was kind of how it would work. I think

575
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: he gave me money to go shopping like it was

576
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: just this like constant, like okay, like manipulation that I

577
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: didn't understand the second time it happened, and it was

578
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 1: never a closed fist, which is why I never thought

579
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: it was bad. It happened with another game we were

580
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: playing like some other ship and this thing grabbed me

581
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: a fucking threw me right in front of our bedroom door.

582
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: Some ship fell down, and I remember like him looking

583
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: at me and realizing what he was doing, and he

584
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: like let go, Like the nigga would do ship like

585
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: this all the time. It was crazy. Then when I

586
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: became like a fucking Twitter mini personality, I used to

587
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: have a Twitter and I would like tell fun sex

588
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: stuff and I would share stuff with him and talking

589
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: about like us fucking in bed. It was really fun.

590
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 1: He would like be into it until he wasn't um. Specifically,

591
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: remember this one because you tweeted him yesterday. Chad Ocho

592
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: Sinko retweeted something he got on my nerves real quick.

593
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: By the way, for all of y'all that where in

594
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: my comments me and there's nothing with me and chat.

595
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: Everyone was like, oh, are you gonna pay him? That

596
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: did so it's like a fake retweeted me yesterday and

597
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: professed my love for him and was like, sorry, we

598
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: didn't work out a few years ago. Yeah today I'm

599
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: like really. So then I was like, Chad, really, can

600
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: we not do this? I love a good fake card something,

601
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: but that's two thousand nine. So I was like nigging

602
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: and you know he got Matt followers, So just say,

603
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: I know, Chad good friend of mine, but no, there

604
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: is no me and noo think oh Chad, no that's

605
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: not a thing. But yeah no and said something about

606
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: like this couple's funny or whatever. Then was going on.

607
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: We followed each other a week later he told me

608
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 1: I looked pretty, very like literally, this is pretty his words,

609
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: wasn't your feet you're lying in the car that they

610
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: could be liking some feats. I'm not a personnel. Okay,

611
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: Mandy goes there's nothing with us, and she's like that

612
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: likes he like, you know, we're friends, that's friends. That's

613
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: he like white toes. Just he tweets about it all

614
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: the time. Let me see if right? Now do it

615
00:32:53,120 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: for the content doing hey on sneakers today, I don't

616
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: give a fun. So I don't give a fun. I'm

617
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: gonna come now. She did some wild stuff at the

618
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: live showing. They just titty and breastn came out. That

619
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: ship was wild. You can't do it wold way. You can't.

620
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 1: I can find some motherfucker's your legs where you've not

621
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: sucked my toe on it? What are we doing? The king?

622
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: No about us? Misleading? No supposed freaking ship? What happened

623
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: you misleading us? You're suppsed to be freaking ship. My

624
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: just wiped off my c needs. I don't given already out,

625
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: but I don't care. Go ahead there, the foot is

626
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: already out. Sign I don't sign around the out got

627
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: do to snap it? Gotta no bro, it's right there.

628
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: That that solve love ship. It will not be on

629
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: Patreon or whatever the funk. It's gonna be on a

630
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: live show. What's up? What's something that show? Like a

631
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Speaker 1: motherfucking banana? Just like that. I'm sucking just like that

632
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: fetinisms for everybody. Ready let me kiss you want to

633
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: wash it down? I wanted to wash that motherfucker damn

634
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: the man to the episode. That makes me so anyone,

635
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 1: we really appreciate it. Now in between my toes is wet.

636
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: Leave it out. Let it air drop? I know, is it?

637
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: Is it air dry? Can I get that duncan Donna snapkin? Yeah,

638
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: that duncan Donna snap Maybe he needed to anyway. Let

639
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: me get y'all killing me. Oh yeah, we're not we're

640
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: not following outline. Okay, real quick, hold on now, we

641
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: gotta get through this roos. God damn it. We went

642
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: way to funk. Okay. So, um, I don't want to

643
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: do that Kink of the Week anymore. You know what

644
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: when you guys, I got it. So the Kink of

645
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: the Week posted, but like I'm trying to hold it day,

646
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: I'm a holding what I urge to want to post.

647
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: Let let me tell you, let me press you know

648
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: when you ever never happen here, when you have a

649
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,439
Speaker 1: photo shoot and you'll be taking pictures on your phone.

650
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 1: You oh, I want to drop that ship right then?

651
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 1: You just wait and did it? What's the kick, Mandy?

652
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: What's the you know? Look, I'm over here, like get bad.

653
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: So guys, um as you guys know, we were miss

654
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: led by these two gentles. I don't like that. Let

655
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: me finish. Let me So they came to our DC

656
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: Live show and we was like and was like, yo,

657
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 1: son read the email that was like, yo, fun, why

658
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: you ain't had us all yet? Be we like pegging.

659
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: So we're like, whoa, alright, no you say you say, yo,

660
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: my dude into pegging, and I said, really you admitted it.

661
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: It was like, yes, I'm into pegging. And I was like,

662
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, are you straight? Of course that was

663
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 1: the first question because I wanted to be sure we

664
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: get a straight man that enjoys pegging on the show.

665
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, man, I'll be fucking bitches. I'm

666
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: like great. So then they sued email was one was

667
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: our show in DC January They wrote us and I

668
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: was like, holy sh it, I forgot about them. Whatever, Hey,

669
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: Mandy and Wheezy, I hope this email finds you both well.

670
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: We bumped into each other a few times, once a

671
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: Mouse's Live show and again at Horrible Decisions DC. We've

672
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: had conversation regarding myself and my co host coming on

673
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: your show. He's into pegging. Great email, I mean, when

674
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 1: you find out that their names are like Exit Elementary

675
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: and I know you guys have been touring, so let

676
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: us know when we be best for us to set

677
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: up day where you could come on the show. I

678
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: attached some photos so you can remember our faces. So

679
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: that was being cute and all. That's that's email etiquette.

680
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: Everybody super cute and all wheezy was latest normal, um

681
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: coming into the studio today. So before so before we

682
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: started the show, we did a little pre production and

683
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, is there anything we need to talk about?

684
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: So I didn't bring my strap because I got excited,

685
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: but I'm going to a party after here, so I

686
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 1: didn't want to be walking around Brooklyn with a strap

687
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: of my bag. So because excuse me, I got a

688
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: funny story about something like that. So so I'm doing

689
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:30,839
Speaker 1: pre production with them and I'm like, okay, so you're

690
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 1: into pegging. Cool, So have you been strapped? Like so

691
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 1: he's like peggy. He's like yeah, man, I have fingers

692
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: in my ass. And I'm like, okay, but have you

693
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: taken a strap? Like a deal though. He's like, nah,

694
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: I have fingers in my ass. And I was like, so, wait,

695
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: you've never been pegging. He's like, well, the girl who

696
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: put her fingers in my ass said it was pegging,

697
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: and I literally my heart dropped. I was so disappointed

698
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: because that is not pegging. Other question seven at the time.

699
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: Did y'all get a mouse the show? Y'all go Decisions

700
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: Live to just promote ship or do you listen to

701
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: the show and know what the pegging is. We have

702
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: never done a fucking feature on any podcast where they

703
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: don't bring it up. Okay, literally on the Breakfast Club,

704
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: Van is doing his first interview there and they bring

705
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: it up and then he's like, because Decisions, So I

706
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: do want to bring up Wait, you didn't know, nigga. No,

707
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 1: you're just basically telling me y'all just have never listened

708
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: to I've listened to the show, so have you? I

709
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: listened to like snippets nts. Okay, well you should have

710
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 1: pegging where you look what happens when you're google Peggy.

711
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: Thing that is up is a goddamn animated bens over

712
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 1: Nigga taking a trap. We're gonna bring the show along.

713
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: So peggy actually is a sexual practice in which a

714
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating his

715
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: anus with a strap on dial dope. This practice may

716
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: also involves sumulating the male genitalia. The neo logism Okay,

717
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's right, but the Neil organism

718
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: pegging was popularized when it became the winning entrying a

719
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: contest and Dan Savage's Savage Love Sex advice column held

720
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: after an observation was made um that there was no

721
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: common name or dictionary definition in the act. Now I

722
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: did want to get into God damn that. So um

723
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: so nearly guys the horrible decision for this week instead

724
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: of actual pegging, it will be the starter kit to

725
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: booty play shout out to shout out to um Benson

726
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: for that or whatever. So we're gonna get into um

727
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: I guess the starter kit real quick, and we're gonna

728
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: go through this because you did say you allowed fingers,

729
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: so share your amazing story about the fingers going in

730
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: your ask. So I was having sex with this older woman.

731
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: She was at the time, she was fifteen years older

732
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: than me. I was twenty one. I think she was

733
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: like thirty seven or something like that. So so, um,

734
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,880
Speaker 1: we was having sex in her crib and everything was

735
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: cool until um it got to when her bed broke.

736
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: So I was yeah, so I was sucking her. She

737
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 1: so she just you're not even big and you broke

738
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: her bed. It had to be a kid. I bet

739
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: you don't look skinny. No, he not, You're not skinny name.

740
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: He's like what five six? Yeah? Thank you? What I do?

741
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I think all episode like, no, you

742
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: just sucked the tobe. Can I guess some of that water?

743
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: I need to take the time. You don't know where

744
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: his mouth has been. Just on my it was you

745
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: know how foot taste. I used that in the name

746
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: of this show. Okay, so go ahead. You're on her

747
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: bed and it breaks. Yeah, so the bed bro and

748
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: when when when the bed broke, She's oh my god,

749
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 1: oh my god. Stop. So I was like, calm down,

750
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: it's so good, Like I'm into whatever whatever happened happened.

751
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh so whatever happens happens. And I was like yeah,

752
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: so she goes Yeah, so she goes on her closet

753
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: and she takes out I don't know, I don't know

754
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: the name of this device, but this is the device

755
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: that I guess. The man puts it over his his

756
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: balls and then it prevents you from coming. So the

757
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: whole time yeah, yeah, so the whole time was device Cockrane.

758
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: I didn't know the name of it. So so the

759
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: balls are over the cock because the cockrane you Cockrane,

760
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: you can put over. So I was like, I've never

761
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: had this song. She's like, all good, I just really

762
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: want this to last now. So I was like great, So,

763
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: so we fucking fucking sucking. And then she's like putting

764
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: her hand on like the left cheek of my buttocks.

765
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing, don't worry, don't worry.

766
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: This is coming from was the indistinct. What she was like,

767
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: don't worry, it's gonna be okay. I was like, um,

768
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: what are you doing. She was like, don't work, it's

769
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: gonna be okay. So then she's slowly sliding two fingers

770
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: at once. That's pegging. Wait, wait, wait one moment, sir.

771
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: She didn't eat it first. I just want to know

772
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: how your ass was looped up enough to fit two

773
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: fingers in. It was very sweaty, and yeah, it was

774
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:26,960
Speaker 1: very sweaty. It's kind of GSS. It was very sweaty.

775
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this story yet either. I got so

776
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: then she's literally sliding it up and then she's like,

777
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm trying. I'm trying to

778
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: fit two up there, but I really should be fitting one.

779
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: So then she literally just does this and just sticks

780
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: the whole middle She has long fingers, so she literally

781
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: sticking the whole middle finger. And then she's doing that,

782
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: She's like, how does it feel? I don't want you

783
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 1: to think that I'm quote unquote making you feel uncomfortable.

784
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: But at the same time, this should have been a

785
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: conversation first, and this was the first time I was

786
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: having sex with her, trying to turn I think so

787
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: and it first it works, and it works. I actually

788
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 1: talked about these things before I leave you. That especially

789
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 1: that looks like a safety has it. That looks like

790
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: I make sure they're wet first, and you know, I

791
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 1: stick these up my own ass um and it doesn't.

792
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt, Like I just have to be really careful.

793
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: An I feel like those are the big deal in

794
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: my pussy. I don't like that. Yeah, no, I don't

795
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: like nail. First off, they do really good getting these

796
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: emails done. So, what was there a conversation that you

797
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: had after you allowed fingers in your ass? Yeah, it

798
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 1: was a conversation because I basically told the why did

799
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: you think it was okay to do it? Like this

800
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: was after everything happened. Oh yeah, I'm leaving out a

801
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 1: wild part too. So prior to that happened outside of

802
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: the sweating. Yeah, so this part is actually very factual.

803
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: This might grows a few people out, but it is

804
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: what it is. So we start, we start worse than that.

805
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: So yeah, so we start are sucking from the back.

806
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: Because one of the first things that I'll started sucking anally,

807
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: she was like, you know, sticking, and I was like,

808
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: you sure she was? Yeah, So I suked in the ass,

809
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,840
Speaker 1: no exaggeration. I swear on everything I pulled. The fucking

810
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I pulled, I pulled out. It was shipped everywhere. It

811
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: was ship. It was ship to God, I swear to god.

812
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: It was shipped everywhere, so bad that she had to

813
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: throw out her entire I swear I cannot. I cannot

814
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: make this up. I swear to God. You had antalsex

815
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: before before her. No, so this was your first experience

816
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: with it was just a lot of first happen. She's

817
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: get out some motherfucking louse water man. Oh my god,

818
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 1: can I just tell you, I'm so disappointed because this

819
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: is not what you should you now, you're being fearful

820
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: of the people who have not tried at sex. It's

821
00:44:51,960 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: not always a show. Wait you wait, with So, how

822
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: did you feel seeing all the ship? Were you still

823
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:12,799
Speaker 1: some real shot? I was okay with it? She overhover,

824
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: Wait some real ship. Were okay with some real ship?

825
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: That was okay with it to the point where to

826
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: the point where to the point where I really realized,

827
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: you know, I'm nasty because I still wanted to keep

828
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: having sex. She's like, no, no. We literally took a

829
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: shower and she was like, you have to leave. She's like,

830
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: I feel very embarrassed. I feel She was like, I

831
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: feel very embarrassed. So she suck your fingers, her fingers

832
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 1: in your eye after the ship, after the ship, I

833
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: think maybe she wanted to pay you back and maybe

834
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 1: get your ship everywhere. That might have been that that

835
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 1: might have let it, that might have been it. Took

836
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: a shower and then went back to fucking no stress

837
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: away right now. As soon as we finished taking that shower,

838
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: that was it. She really didn't want to go again

839
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: because this, Yeah, by this point it was like we

840
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: were two three one. Have you ever had ship come

841
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: out while he was having sex? She really camera else

842
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I think the reasons I didn't

843
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: cry and laughing so harnest because maybe he's been coming

844
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: from reading books. But like I pictured everything this way,

845
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: and like literally with the nigga was like I just

846
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: picture someone rolling up the sheet having to put him

847
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: in a park. You said you was a little like

848
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: I was, Okay, it was real and there was no

849
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: ship before. I mean, I'm not gonna like There's been

850
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: times like where I've had antal sex and it was

851
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: so good and I felt like I was getting too

852
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: wet that I didn't know what what's back there? This

853
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,800
Speaker 1: is that way and I'm like literally like p between

854
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: my legs to make sure there was nothing on the

855
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: sheets and all that ship. While I didn't had sex,

856
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: but I want to ask the doctor one of the

857
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: one of don't niggas get wet in their as I

858
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: hear that I want my asking got wet. I didn't

859
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: came from my hands, but of one of the tricks

860
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: for ladies who may be scared of it. So one

861
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: of the things that I do because of course um

862
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: sanitation wise, especially if you use condoms, ladies, you don't

863
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: want to go from the ass back into your vagina.

864
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,439
Speaker 1: So something that I do when I have anal sex

865
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: is when I know I'm ready, like for him to

866
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: get the funk out of my ask because now it's hurt.

867
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: And I'll reach back and pull the condom off so

868
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: that he doesn't see, just so in case there is

869
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 1: anything on the condom, he doesn't see that the condom

870
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: is dirty. But yeah, that that saves like the mood

871
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: to where if anything was in there, and then he

872
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: has to get another condom to go back in my vagina.

873
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: But what I'll do is all sexily, if that's a word.

874
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:51,359
Speaker 1: I'll sexily. It's not like sexily pull the condom off

875
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: and then either toss it to the side to where

876
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: I know where it's at so that I remove it,

877
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: or like I just run and push it in the toilet.

878
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: Why are you still putting it in a toilet? I

879
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 1: don't know, because let's listen, I don't care. I flush

880
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: it and that's what I can. I'm going global warmings.

881
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's fine because I'm just happy I have

882
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: my plastic chalko and I'm glad we're getting rid of plastic.

883
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: We're getting rid of plastic. So here's the thing, sir.

884
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: If you if you're moving right and you have a

885
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: huge um cardboard box, if it rains what happens to

886
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: that cardboard box? Nigg it falls apart. That's what the

887
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: funk happens in my spray on it that it's not

888
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: supposed to do that. That's a lot all of my

889
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: drinks it fell apart. Just drink faster. It's better drink

890
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: a faster. Yeah, this is coming from someone who don't

891
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: drink lick us do you drinking? I do drink liquor.

892
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: She just means I can't handle it. So before we

893
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: go and I go by the way, I did just google,

894
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to figure out, like the ass getting wet.

895
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: People are saying they're feeling their own lubrication, like but

896
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: when when they're not using move They're saying that it

897
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: could be the penis pre coming. There's another thing that's

898
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: saying it could be sweat. Um, don't be sweating. Seat

899
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: is the culprit. Maybe you could sweat from me? Your

900
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: sweat sweating your eyes happened to me. I mean I

901
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: feel like I think your booty hole is a little open. Honestly,

902
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: after all of that, yeah, at least it wasn't. So

903
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: this is so this is my question, I guess to

904
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: you guys, because there's a lot of guys that may

905
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: want to try that out. They just need somebody to

906
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: come out and just say it. You know. So you

907
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: you suggest that women, if women want to get into

908
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 1: a nigga booty hole, we asked, can we get in

909
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: the booty hole? Yeah? Conversation. Yeah. And at the same

910
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: time too, I think the biggest situation is and men

911
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: in here, you guys, you guys are listening, is that

912
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: a lot of men by default are gonna be like,

913
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 1: if she's doing that to me, I must be gay.

914
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: And it's like, why then does it have to go

915
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 1: all the way to the extract left were women? So

916
00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: you know, gay is of course the same sex. So

917
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 1: of course, I mean that's just a society thing. And

918
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: especially been black men. We've talked about it all the time.

919
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: You guys tie your manhoods here and masculine where it's

920
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:17,479
Speaker 1: in your pockets. Nigga. But what's your podcast about? Because

921
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: they feel like everybody's gonna like you all, but they

922
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: don't know why because of that bullshit. But that was

923
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: you got a beautiful all right? So our podcast is

924
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: about politics and entertainment, not It's not like we're not

925
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: saying there breaking it that's like whatever happens in the week,

926
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: that's in the political arena, and it's also in entertainment.

927
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: We talked about it, so I don't really listen to

928
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: any pods talk about I mean I do, but it's

929
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 1: like very brief. Yeah. UM, I picked the homemail this

930
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: week because we actually have guys in the room. UM,

931
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: so this is very interesting. UM shout out. If you

932
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: guys want to send any of your homemail to us,

933
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: please write us in at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.

934
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: This one is from a male listener and it's called

935
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: it's titled going Down. Hey, my name is I'll just

936
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,760
Speaker 1: say Sam, and I've never gone down on a girl before.

937
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: The reason is I was sucking this girl and she

938
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: had she has. She asked me to go down on

939
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 1: her and her vagina smelled so bad, so I didn't

940
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: do it. Since then, anytime I talked to girls and

941
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: I tell them that I don't go down on a female,

942
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: they kind of agree, but then later want me to

943
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: do it. And I really want to try it, but

944
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm kind of skeptical about it. He's saying, I tell them,

945
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 1: I tell them I don't go down, but then they

946
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,879
Speaker 1: husband I know right, they'll say, no, it's not there's

947
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: a there's a whole name there. But that's the thing.

948
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,439
Speaker 1: I think that happens with a lot of guys. They'll

949
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,840
Speaker 1: be like, oh, well, I don't really give head. But

950
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: then when you're in the act, a lot of women

951
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: just like head so much, they'll still be like give

952
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: So the question is here, he's a little scared, um

953
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: that he won't be good? What tips do you have

954
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: for me? Um? And I guess how would you suggest

955
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 1: someone moves forward enough? I'm on corn hubs, so why

956
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 1: don't you find that look out? But what is your

957
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: suggestion as two guys who don't go down or may

958
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: have PTSD from going down and and not being very

959
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 1: clean down there? Um And I guess like, yeah, what

960
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: are your tips for head? I mean and a guy

961
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: going down for the first time? I mean, my first

962
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: tip is definitely you know, pop the hood. You gotta

963
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: find the hood and lift that up. I think that

964
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: that's a major thing. A lot of guys don't know

965
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 1: where the clip is, so they they'll be like just

966
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: looking and looking and and they're not in even the

967
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: right area. So UM, I would say that that's number one. Um,

968
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: you guys have mentioned on a previous episode there's a

969
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: but you don't listen to us. I didn't say that.

970
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: He say where you don't know that's what he don't know. Sure,

971
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: he had mentioned that there's a video. I don't I

972
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: forgot what points, but I know what it looks like.

973
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: That's all about um you know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

974
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: so you know do that. But also in terms of

975
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,280
Speaker 1: like if if it smells bad, listen, y'all. We we're humans.

976
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: Like there's days when niggas don't smell the greatest down there,

977
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: like you're playing basketball or whatever whatever. So I'm not

978
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: sucking dick after a nigga, but not only if smell

979
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: is your concern and you feel like that. So one

980
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 1: of the things that like I do, even when I'm

981
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: like with a girl, like before I go down there,

982
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: what I'll do is I like to finger bitches. You

983
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: I know you don't, but I'll even just rub their

984
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: clip until they get wet. And then they gon't bring

985
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: my fingers well, not only the stuff test, well, not

986
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: only the smell test. I'll bring it up to them

987
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: and if they don't want to smell or eat their

988
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: own remember years ago oh yeah, Like if a bit

989
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: like don't want to even taste her own pussy, then

990
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: you think I want to taste your pussy, No, ma'am.

991
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 1: So I'll take my fingers and but I want them

992
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: to smell how they smell, and I want them to

993
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,279
Speaker 1: taste themselves. And if you're not gonna let me do,

994
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: Like if they like act weird about tasting their own selves,

995
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm going some people are weird about their own tips. Like, yeah,

996
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: I like that the politics podcast, I'm we talking about

997
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: this ship like another thing. It's like another move way

998
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: of doing it. Depending on how comfortable you are with

999
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: the person, you could be like, yo, let's take our

1000
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 1: showers before we get into it. You know, I really

1001
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: don't give, but you'll be honest. I kind of like

1002
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: a little a little smell sometimes not, but I kind

1003
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 1: of like, you know, you know what I mean. There's

1004
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: the thing about this, like I remember saying once I

1005
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: said it on I G Live right, I made a

1006
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,320
Speaker 1: comment on our show that pussy has pussy has a

1007
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: smell and it's not a bad smell, but it's like

1008
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 1: there's a sense and I've been when girls have smelled

1009
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: nothing and it was weird. I don't. I'm not gonna lie. Um.

1010
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 1: I just had this conversation point like a girl's round table,

1011
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: and it's so it sucks for us because it's kind

1012
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 1: of been put into the society that like thropplies and

1013
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 1: even Mayweather just made a video talking about I want

1014
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: my pussy to smell and taste water. Bro, what's like

1015
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: our pussy is like not in a pussy, So I

1016
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: know it's not water, and I would like to taste

1017
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: like water. But y'all already not Susy is actually no sweet.

1018
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: So I'm good on any taste. Like I'm a vegetarian,

1019
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: so I should always smell like green. Yeah, I'm sorry,

1020
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: I almost Maria, She's like, I'm a vegetarian, so my

1021
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 1: ask pussy don't stink, so like, yeah, there is a

1022
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: musk that pussy has. It's not bad in my opinion.

1023
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: I love my smell, like when I can smell it.

1024
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't. I only can, like I have that

1025
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: musk when I'm ovulating, and I love that ship. Yeah,

1026
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: but I think that a smell maybe just saying that

1027
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 1: word like smell, and we always feel like bad, like

1028
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: we think bad. I mean, it's a smell start saying

1029
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: a roma because you because you have some roma. Yeah,

1030
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: you have some roma. I had some rama too. There

1031
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: was a roman okay, yeah, wasn't an athlete for the roma,

1032
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,720
Speaker 1: this is clear. It was like that was a really

1033
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: good these are felies but no, so okay, So I

1034
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 1: like that, And I already said I like dick smells.

1035
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: So I think that you should maybe um revisit with

1036
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: another vagina. And I like the idea of maybe the

1037
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 1: next girl that you get into bed with, maybe you'll

1038
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: get in the shower first. You always going to sleep.

1039
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real. I don't know if this is

1040
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: good advice, but I would tell you I would be

1041
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: kind of into it if like I was walking to

1042
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: do and they'd be like, yoll be honest with you,

1043
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: like I really don't do this woomen so like you

1044
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: might have to teach me. So I'm like, you know,

1045
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: I can't trust y'all. Y'all talk to Slake. I'll talk

1046
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 1: to We just thought that kind of that experience before

1047
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Speaker 1: share that, so she's prepared, like let me make sure

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Speaker 1: gotta say it's smooth, though, because if you say it

1053
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1054
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Speaker 1: formulate ship. Yeah, you can. You teach me how to

1055
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1056
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Speaker 1: don't be corny with it. If a girl told you

1057
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Speaker 1: she never sucked it, or like she doesn't know how

1058
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1059
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Speaker 1: I'll guide you. I'll tell you how more than like

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1061
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1064
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Speaker 1: Can you teach me? No, damn, there ain't nothing left

1065
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1066
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Speaker 1: So I'm trying to bring well and I'm trying to

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1069
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1070
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1075
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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, fine, it's for me just

1076
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1102
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Speaker 1: of here. I wanta tell y'all about the You just

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Speaker 1: mentioned the train and whatever on the way back from

1104
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Speaker 1: the studio the last time you when I was in here,

1105
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: it's like one am oh, no, I wasn't with you.

1106
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Speaker 1: I watched Game of Thrones and I did Western Brows.

1107
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Speaker 1: So I'm on the train and whatever. I live in Larissa,

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Speaker 1: so mostly like on that way home and be like

1109
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: niggas Chinese people and whatever. There is a whole person

1110
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: to color train, which made this whole scenario fucking hilarious.

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Speaker 1: So I had my headphones on. I didn't hear anything,

1112
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: but I did see people's head turn and suddenly the

1113
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: whole fucking train shifts to like the front because a

1114
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Speaker 1: rat is on it. Oh, the one that was one

1115
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Speaker 1: of the poles whatnot? So the rat was like on

1116
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Speaker 1: the floor, right, bro, when I tell you, was like

1117
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Speaker 1: twelve of us and we all got on top of one. Bitch.

1118
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Speaker 1: Mind you, everybody's speaking their own fucking the ship, wasn't it?

1119
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Speaker 1: The freaking spanishn't film it? First off, you may not

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Speaker 1: have seen. Did you see when she had a moth

1121
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Speaker 1: in her? Stop? It's not funny. It was like the

1122
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Speaker 1: Witch Project. She held a whole nigga over to get

1123
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Speaker 1: the moth out her. My followers DMed my homeboy. I

1124
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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, she's dying right now. I

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Speaker 1: go stave. It don't matter why you continue the story.

1126
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Speaker 1: We scared a white people. Moth was huge. Have you

1127
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Speaker 1: had a bug wake you up out of your sleep?

1128
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Speaker 1: Fucking flew right by me and then it was attached

1129
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Speaker 1: to the lights. I heard that and I was like

1130
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: what I look up? This ship is huge and I

1131
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I thought I was gonna

1132
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Speaker 1: be huge with wings. And then then they kept doing

1133
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 1: me like this is my house now? Right? So then

1134
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: I was trying to catch him with the light and

1135
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: like get him out to my balcony. Couldn't do it,

1136
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: and I honestly had a panic attack. You know, I

1137
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: had that fucking bug stuck in my ear. That's really

1138
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Speaker 1: you have issues what she did? She had a roach

1139
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Speaker 1: stuck in her ear effect alright, was not old. I

1140
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Speaker 1: this week's episode. Once again, this has been yet another

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Speaker 1: episode of horror decisions. My hand is and then come

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Speaker 1: back down. Yes, I don't write it. You gotta make

1162
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Speaker 1: the headboard, go to work the squats, posing squads? Is

1163
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Speaker 1: this something that we can do, like literally like a

1164
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: nigguld be like, oh, I'm about to get a net

1165
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,120
Speaker 1: plussy and we can go to the bathroom real quick

1166
01:02:57,160 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: and do these squads to make it to our needs.

1167
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Speaker 1: So I need to get ready for that ahead of time.

1168
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: But there are some stretches that you can get into

1169
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: opening up in real life. If I'm about to get

1170
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,439
Speaker 1: dick and I'm like, listen, hold on, I gotta stretch first.

1171
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: What does that like? Judge me? If I got me

1172
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 1: like hold on, is he gonna drive you more or

1173
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Speaker 1: less than if he hears your knees sound like a

1174
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Speaker 1: deck of car? Tried to see as soon as I

1175
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 1: heard out why trying to make it like I tried

1176
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 1: to make noises that because I heard the click click

1177
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: like it was not Actually, to be fair, I've seen

1178
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Speaker 1: a nigger like do push up before he sucked me.

1179
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: That's different. That looks sexy for us. I'm asking the guy,

1180
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: why wouldn't it stretch? If I'm sitting here about to

1181
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 1: get on the dick and I'm like, hold on, what

1182
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: if he made it into a nice little dance. Let

1183
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Speaker 1: me give you a little insight on man, real quick,

1184
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: if you're about to get some pussy, if you're really

1185
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: about to let me inside the holiest the holies, and

1186
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: I gotta wait a couple of seconds for you to stretch.

1187
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: I'm good, at least you are not. We're not going

1188
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: to deter me from getting into this moment like that

1189
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: little hamstring stretch, little quad straw. I'm not doing that.

1190
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 1: Why not? I'm not doing that. You can make a

1191
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: little eye contact cute, you know what? Maybe you know

1192
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: what I'll do. I'll because this is what used to

1193
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: work for me when I so I used to be

1194
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: a volleyball player right in basketball. But wall sits and

1195
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 1: I'll just be like as he's like getting the condom

1196
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:18,920
Speaker 1: on his dick. I'd just be on my door or

1197
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: the wall. Just walls that ship make your like, it

1198
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: makes your thighs. All that that's gonna cut into your

1199
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Speaker 1: work like light on stamina. You don't sound like you

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Speaker 1: got a couple of points in cracking up. If you're

1201
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Speaker 1: already like that, don't start there, Yeah you don't. Don't.

1202
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Speaker 1: Don't waste thinking about suicides and lunges. And that's something

1203
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Speaker 1: you gotta do it early. You gotta train for that.

1204
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Speaker 1: So you need to do with some training. You need

1205
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Speaker 1: to get it. What's the pelvic floor exercise that you're

1206
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: talking about that to like take someone big? Is that

1207
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 1: just to stretch me? Like? So it's going to do

1208
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Speaker 1: a couple of things. So the old internal muscles, all

1209
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 1: the muscles inside of your walls, you can you can

1210
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,440
Speaker 1: strengthen them different ways so you can actually engage them.

1211
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: Like when I told you to pull your belly button in,

1212
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 1: that's pulling in your transverse. But you know how you

1213
01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 1: hold your peak. He start doing your kegels. So if

1214
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: you do your kegels while you're pulling your transverse, you

1215
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: do it from a plank. You can do it in

1216
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 1: your squatting positions that will help you strength. A kegle

1217
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 1: during your plane. What is that gonna do? It's gonna

1218
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 1: help you strengthen those walls because all those are those

1219
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: all those muscles internally. Yeah, So plank in there right,

1220
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 1: pull that in, pull your belly button in and then

1221
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: pull your keyg nice and tight. Squeeze you boot looks

1222
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: like too much energy? You feel like something? Can you

1223
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: do that? If you do that same squeeze while you're

1224
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Speaker 1: about to orgasm, especially if it's a ge spot orgasm,

1225
01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: fire you off like crazy. So we had lived man

1226
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Speaker 1: knowledge and she was like talking about breathing and squeezing

1227
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: the kegel to like have an orgasm when I'm touching yourself.

1228
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: So I did it during sex this weekend. Oh my god,

1229
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: bro crazy. Normally I do keegles when he's coming so

1230
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 1: like he could feel it. But like I've rarely done

1231
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Speaker 1: it for my own according for you, you spetime reach

1232
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Speaker 1: doing sex for us. Well, I just don't really know that.

1233
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Speaker 1: I never think about keegoes helping my orgasm. That's why

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Speaker 1: I haven't done it. That's why I've been coming with penetration.

1235
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 1: I'd be doing that ship that's why. I literally am

1236
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: convinced that, like that's why I come to penetration, Like

1237
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,400
Speaker 1: I focus on coming and I make it a whole

1238
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: like not only mental thing, but I definitely be squeezing

1239
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: my ship. Um, and I actually had a question specifically

1240
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 1: for you. So what we're talking about, you know, exercises.

1241
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you could help us specifically with this.

1242
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: We've been asked this question that live shows. We've been

1243
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Speaker 1: asked this question, UM and our email, and I want

1244
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 1: to know what exercises you suggest to loosen up the

1245
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: booty hole, to loosen up the booty, yes, like to

1246
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,560
Speaker 1: be able to take dick or fingers, or like to

1247
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: just loosen it up, you know, the type of exercise

1248
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: that I've always engaged in. We definitely work on the

1249
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: back area, the posterior changes is how we're going to

1250
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:59,560
Speaker 1: call it. Nothing nothing to loosen though I've never really

1251
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,080
Speaker 1: had that. Do you know if anything like you can't

1252
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 1: because that's their anal mus. Yeah, that's something you guys

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Speaker 1: got all them trainers, Like I didn't know if there

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Speaker 1: was anything outside of just don't think no, I use

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Speaker 1: it on guys. I'm the one who got to know,

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Speaker 1: he said, you guys got trainers you don't have. I

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Speaker 1: have a whole kit that I got from No, I

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Speaker 1: don't need it, but I even a lot. I'm good

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Speaker 1: with spit, my booty will be open. I mean to

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Speaker 1: just do like well, it's because I know how to

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Speaker 1: make myself comfortable. I literally only have anal sex when

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Speaker 1: I asked for it. No man is able to just

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Speaker 1: like like like just going. So for me, I know

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Speaker 1: when my body can can physically take being like penetrated

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Speaker 1: in my ask, so I mentally prepare myself. I'm already

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Speaker 1: nine times out of ten putting my finger in there,

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Speaker 1: like while he's sucking me, or I asked him to

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Speaker 1: put his finger in me while we suck, and then

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Speaker 1: I literally before anything, can you put it in my ask?

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Speaker 1: But it's a whole like I have a breathing exercise

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Speaker 1: and everything that I do because I have to prepare

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Speaker 1: myself because it open up like literally, i'd be like

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Speaker 1: like I asked, okay, ask like I say it real

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Speaker 1: sexy and he'd be ready. So you can do a

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Speaker 1: breathing extra side literally just because I still don't know. Literally,

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Speaker 1: I'm all myself, Like I don't ride the dick so literally,

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Speaker 1: as he's opening it, like I prepare myself so literally

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Speaker 1: I hold my booty cheeks open because I told you

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Speaker 1: i'd be liking to do that. I'd like to hold

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Speaker 1: it open for them because, like I said, it's big.

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Speaker 1: I can't take a little bit, so and I have

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Speaker 1: to like literally like I'll tell him you're like, I'm ready,

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Speaker 1: and I have to not only walk him through it,

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Speaker 1: but as he's inserting it, almost with every like insertion,

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Speaker 1: I do like and like I just like like open

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Speaker 1: my ask a little further, and I literally like I

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Speaker 1: have a breathing self until it's until it's all the

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Speaker 1: way in, and then