WEBVTT - "The Spiraling Expert" with Jo Firestone 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:09.799 Forever, Hello about I'm loving it. You know, I learned 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:13.640 recently that justin Timberlake and Push a Tea came up 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:18.360 with that little jingle for McDonald's. Wait, really, yes, but 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.360 now it makes me like it less. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:24.520 But hold on bout feels like like they've been doing 0:00:24.520 --> 0:00:25.440 it for centuries. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:31.120 No, before that, McDonald's was we love to see you smile. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:40.440 We love to see you smile. I feel ancient, ancient. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.519 H Yeah, and then I don't know what it was 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.000 before that. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.200 No, it doesn't matter. 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.479 All we know is that justin Timberlake was a part 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:52.400 of the he came up with, said I love loving it. 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:55.880 I said, well, when did they cross paths? And how 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:58.640 does one write a jingle for McDonald's because I feel 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.279 like every time the commercials come off. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.520 Yeah, Marie, I'm kind of kind of confused that how 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.520 come we haven't made a jingle. We haven't even made 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.600 a jingle for our own fucking pod. Okay, don't okay, 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:11.760 I'm coming over stuff regularly. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:12.480 It's me too. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:16.399 I'm coming up with vernacular regularly, the same that is 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.319 in people's like every day. I mean, yes, that's what 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.839 it do exists. We're gonna be in the Websters. 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.959 Yeah, I mean I came out the womb dehydrated. So 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:27.720 there we go. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:32.200 M just the dry, ashy baby. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.400 And here I am moisturized as fuck. Did you have 0:01:35.440 --> 0:01:36.200 hair when you were born? 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:37.880 Sorry, I feel like since we're talking about it, people 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:38.679 want to see the visual. 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:43.440 Okay, So I was supposed to be born on Valentine's Day, 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:47.840 but I was born a little early, obviously on Groundhog's Day, 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:54.400 because I ate some of my mother's placenta coming and 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:56.560 I got really, really sick. So I was stuck in 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.320 the hospital. They had to shave all my hair off. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.520 They had to shave shave the baby with a soft spot. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:03.600 How do you do that? Wait? 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.080 What kind of clippers do you use? 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:05.440 That? 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:07.800 They cut all my hair off because they had to 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:11.040 do like tests and whatnot, and my mother was crying. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.280 She said I looked like a lizard, my sister. My 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.760 sister said I look like Grace Jones, which I mean, 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.520 she's iconic. I'm here for that, but at the time, 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:23.359 Grace Jones wasn't seen as like the hottest thing. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.440 I can see Grace Jones, you know, cause playing as 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:27.079 a lizard too. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.280 Though I see it. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:33.560 I see the brain Oh man, you ate your mother's placenter. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:34.440 How lesbian of you? 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.680 Oh man, I mean out the womb gay a fat 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:44.960 gay a fack you know. Born early, That's I say, Marie, 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:50.640 I stay on brand, Okay, I'm about this life early early. Yeah, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:55.400 I come early, I come early, I show late, I 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:56.959 show up late, come early. 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:01.280 I love that for us. 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.840 How's how's my sweet sweet baby Marie. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:09.600 I'm fine? Thank you for checking out me, Sydney. I 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:13.280 was supposed to be born in October, I think, and 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:16.680 I came in September. I was early too. That's the 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.760 last time I was early too. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.079 You have never showed up on time anywhere. So I'm 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.079 really glad for your birth. 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:28.440 Literally September twenty third, two thousand. Last time I was 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:32.480 early because the day I was born. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.400 Put that in a Guinness World Record. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:36.440 Yeah. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.600 I'm good though. My good siss Sidney messaged me last 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.000 night and was like, what's going on? And I was like, 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.800 I'm sitting on the couch feeling sad, and she was like, 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.280 I'm available. Do you want to talk? And I was 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.680 like no, And of course she called me immediately and 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.720 she made me feel better. So you know, I woke 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.760 up I feel good, or as good as one can 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.480 feel on whatever day of the week it is morning, 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.400 and I'm not trying to be cute about it. I 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.200 legit don't know what day of the week it is, 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.040 So shout out to you if you know the date 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.440 and if you know what time it is. I love 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:15.080 that for you. You know, you know the date, end 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.040 the day of the week. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.000 Whoo. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.520 That sounds like you're real responsible, sounds like you have 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:24.039 a daily planner. Yeah, this sounds like you are, you know, 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:28.000 mentally stable and that's not I so, or or. 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.200 Maybe you're you know, one of those people you know, 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:34.400 like a beautiful mind types. If you know the date 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.200 and the day like that means you got it written 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.400 all over the walls of your house. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:43.240 Oh so you're mentally unstable but genius. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:47.360 Genius, but also whatever the other word is that you said. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.800 Yeah, tik tiki boom, that's what you said. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.960 Tiki tiki boom, Yes what you said. You're Britney Spears. 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.480 Shout out to mental health Mental Health Awareness Month. I 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.760 think that's this month or last month or whatever. I 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:00.880 feel like there's always. 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.200 No This month is Pride date. I feel like you 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:02.720 should know that. 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:07.560 Oh, well, honestly, they those things are so close to me, 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:11.039 mental health and pride, that it's just messed into. 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:14.320 I think mental health was last month, or Asian Awareness Month. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:19.440 But I think there's always, you know what the tea is, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.560 There's always something to be aware of, you know. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:23.239 M mm hmmm. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.560 When is Awareness Awareness Month? When is that? 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:30.159 I don't know, friend, I don't even know the date. 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.680 I don't even know the date. Were you an expert 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:34.600 in anything this week? 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:35.040 Friend? 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.040 I mean, honestly, I was an expert on being a 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.160 little bit difficult on set, But like it was like 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:45.080 good Trouble, Who is the who is the congressman who 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.719 just died? Good Trouble? He like marched with Martin Luther 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.200 King the black Eye, he's bald. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:55.159 Sis John Lewis, I know nothing, I know nothing. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.040 Damn Sitny, you don't know John Lewis. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.920 You better ask Siri. Siri asked Siri, as Alexa, I 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:00.880 ain't got me. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.039 This close to you met a white man? Answer that question? 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:06.520 You know, and that and that is the work that 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.760 needed to be done. He's doing the work. He's knowing 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:11.040 the work and doing the work. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you Andrew for being an ally, 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:20.239 uh huh, of course, thank you for that good trouble. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.279 I was legit sitting here like who was it, John, 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.520 John Adams, John Snow. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.960 I could not remember her last name, John snow. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:32.400 Right, but he uh. Anyway, So I was on set 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:37.080 this week and the day before I got there, the 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:40.760 hair person was like, her name is yeah. 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.640 You can't say no, you can't say that, you can't. 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.600 All I'm gonna say is when I saw her name, 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.279 I thought it was a black woman. And then I 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:49.800 got there and I saw it was a white lady, 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:51.560 and I was like, oh, the white lady's gonna mess 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.560 up my hair. And then the makeup artist was a 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.800 black woman, and I was like, I've been burned too 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:01.000 many times by makeup artists of all colors, so that 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.240 I didn't know what she would or wouldn't be able 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:04.520 to do. 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.240 Equal opportunity to fuck that face up girl, Thank you. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.000 I mean I wish this was a solo so that 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:13.960 could have been the title, but just put it on 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.600 some dope bags. But anyway, I just I got there 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:21.679 and the makeup artist was the hair person blew me away. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.040 She was prepared, she did what she needed to do. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.640 The makeup artist, not so much. She came out with 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:32.200 like the Fisher Price Crayola brushes. It felt like she 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:35.640 didn't read her syllabus. It just felt like everything she 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:39.520 was doing was wrong. And when I bought out my supplies, 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.440 she tried to tell me that I was wearing the 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.200 wrong colors. Like She's like, oh, that's not the right 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.880 foundation for you. That's not your shade. And I was like, Sis, 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.679 this is what I wear. And she tried to anyway, 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.480 all that to say, she did my face and it 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:57.360 was she tried to like, I looked like you as 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.920 a baby. It was it was all bad. 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:02.680 She she tried to paint with all the colors of 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:03.720 the wind on your face. 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:07.240 Yeah, but except she was using like, you know, the 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.840 darkest brown and the lightest brown at the same time. 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.520 It was a lot of like ashy pastel pink colors 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:20.800 one set that we both know, like not with these undertones. No. Anyway, 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.880 I basically I didn't yell at her, but I told 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.880 her I didn't like it in the most stern, most 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.400 calm voice that I could, And she tried to throw 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:32.760 a little bit of a fit, and I stood my ground. Sis, 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:35.440 I said, I don't like this and do you need 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:36.079 to change it? 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.920 I love that that is, and I want everybody listening. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.600 When you don't like something, it's okay to stand up 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.800 for yourself and say no, I don't want that, no, 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:45.280 thank you. 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.840 I mean, especially when you're sitting in a chair, Like 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:50.600 how many times have you been to like a hair 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:53.920 appointment and you hated it or you didn't like it, 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.400 or you thought it was it didn't look how you 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:58.120 wanted it to look, And then you leave, you don't 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:01.199 say anything, and you still tip mm hmm. And then 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:04.600 you get home and you're like crying, You're sending pictures 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:08.040 to your mother, who's laughing. The group chat is lying 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.920 to you. Maybe your boyfriend is rubbing your back, but 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:15.040 like you say something in the chair, Yeah, in the chair. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.840 You gotta you gotta say something. And uh you know, 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:23.760 I will. I'm gonna cut my expertise short because we 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.760 got to get our guests in here. But I also 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:31.160 stood up for myself this week. I was at a 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.760 comedy show and uh, you know, I had a great set, 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:38.079 but I saw this beautiful couple at the at the 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:41.480 end of the you know room or whatever, and I 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.760 was like, you know, if you guys are looking for 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.840 a third I am available and I was joking, but 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:52.160 I was I was kidding, But the girl ended up 0:09:52.320 --> 0:09:54.960 was like, you are so funny. I would love to 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.520 see your comedy again, so. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:01.800 Said comedy, which for the first time that I would 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.400 love to see your comedy. I thought you was gonna say, 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:08.520 I want to see a kuchie. No, you're so funny, 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.679 I would love to see your kuchie. 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:12.000 No, she's coming to the net. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.000 So will she be coming at the net? 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:15.400 No? 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:18.800 I am I'm taking And the only person that's coming 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:20.840 is the person who is dating me. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.760 So there's that sis. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:24.360 As long as you're making her come, that's really all 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:24.880 that matters. 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.640 Speaking of not making someone come, I love. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:32.200 This guest that we're about to have today. 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:35.760 I it was weird. You think she don't make people come. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.600 No, no, I no, I've never made her come. That's 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.200 what that's the intro, Sidney. 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.280 It's giving you need to watch the sexual harassment. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.000 No wait, no, I'm saying. 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.480 Given you got to watch the sexual harassment. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.839 No, you're saying this also, like you make most of 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.200 the most of the guests come. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:57.000 The guests have you made comes? The people want to know. 0:10:58.720 --> 0:10:59.720 I loving it. 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:05.280 Okay, now, now hold on this guest. World renowned, world 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:10.080 renowned comedian writer. I mean voice has been all over 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.120 the place. I mean you could have seen her in Shrill. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:14.800 You'll see her. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:18.480 Literally anywhere, because I'll be watching some random things on 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.520 TV or Hulu TV or Hulu Hulu or Netflix, and 0:11:22.559 --> 0:11:26.280 I'll be like, oh, like it's her or Michelle Buteu. 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.440 Those are the yes I see in everything and anything 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:30.840 that I watched, Booked. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:31.360 Busy Blonde. 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.400 Give it up, Yes, give it up for our spiraling 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:36.439 expert Joe Firestone. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:43.000 Joe Firestone, Joe, thank you so much. Wait, okay, so 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.520 you know how I I? Okay, so spiraling? Sure, but 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.600 you know I did a panic. I had a big 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:52.000 panic moment during the pandemic and I was like, I 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:55.080 can't do comedy anymore. I have to apply to acupuncture school. 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:57.160 Oh did I tell you this? 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:57.640 No? 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.319 Okay, So this was like I'd never had accup. Sure, 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:03.559 and so just like putting that out there. But now 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:07.160 I'm like taking these classes. And there's this one therapy 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:11.600 called Nikon therapy. It's like a Japanese therapy, but it's 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.040 like psychotherapy. What you're supposed to do is you're supposed 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.400 to be at the end of the day write down 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:22.200 everything that you gave and everything that you received, and 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:26.559 then what trouble you caused people. But the trouble doesn't 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.800 have to be bad. But that reminded me of Marie 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.080 what you were saying that, like you think about like 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:34.760 sometimes it's not bad that you tell people what's wrong 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.760 with what they're doing, but it's just you just keep 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:39.800 note of it. And this therapy when prisoners did it 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.440 in Japan, they didn't go back to prison as much. 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:48.920 Ah, they give prisoners in Japan therapy amazing. That's a 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.040 cute place to get locked up abroad. Write that down, 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.960 So you write down what you gave, what you received, 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:57.720 and trouble that you caused. 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.920 Yeah, and like it's not like it's not like I 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:05.000 gave like a like a feeling to It's like all 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:07.720 stuff that other people could observe. So you're like, oh, 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:11.840 I gave money to this store and then they gave 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:15.320 me a sandwich for you know, it's like that kind 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:15.640 of thing. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.959 Oh, Joe, can you text this to me? 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:21.760 Because yeah, I mean, Joe, the Snapple facts that you 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.040 got going on up top of the pot. 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.880 I mean, brave, very brave. 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:27.920 I was like, I don't know, I don't know where 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.440 she's going with this, but I was on for the ride, 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:31.120 the journey. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.600 I popped, I popped open the snapple. They changed, they 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:35.360 changed the jar of a snapple. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.400 Okay, I mean the bottom they did. It's plastic. Yeah, 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:39.040 it's a jar. 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:45.280 Now, Joe talked to us about acupuncture school. How many 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.720 years you got to go to school for that? 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:52.640 Six It's a huge mistake. It was a huge mistake. So, yeah, 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.480 have you got have you gotten acu But I just 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:55.440 got it for the first time. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:14:00.600 No, no, we're not. I'm spending my money on hair 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.080 and like clothes from pretty little things. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.240 I'm not getting acupuncture. Not at the moment. Friend. 0:14:06.960 --> 0:14:09.439 Yeah, well I found out that in the one time 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:11.679 I went. I found out that it's all because my spleen. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:13.920 That's a big problem. 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.000 Does a spleen do? And where is a spleen? 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:17.960 Not sure? 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:21.160 Not sure? But I do you know it's it's means 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:24.360 that you're anxious, you got stomach problems, and you're always 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:25.160 craving sugar. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:27.800 That's me, that's me too. 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.560 Oh interesting, I mean I think I got like two 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:35.560 out of the three. They always graving sugar. Thing that's 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:36.520 only once a month. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:39.360 You only crave sugar once a month. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.240 The closer I am to my period, the more I 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:45.400 want desserts. I'm like, I crave sweet things, but like 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.120 I'm not eating candy and stuff she doesn't for like 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:53.680 cheesecake and banana pudding and like like treats like things 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:57.200 like that. Interesting. 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:02.000 Now, now, Joe, Now, when you were listening to us talk, 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:06.120 did you did you have any anxiety coming into the pod? 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:12.880 No? I didn't. I really felt like I'm just kind 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.480 of I don't need to do much, you know. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:23.000 What I mean. Now, I can interpret that two different ways. Yeah, 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.000 you don't need to do much because we're doing all 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:27.320 the heavy lifting. Or you don't need to do much 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.040 because we're not doing anything. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.480 No, no, no, okay. It's like a terrarium, you know 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.200 what I mean. It's already functioning though it's growing, and 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:38.000 you just put in like a little little stone, you 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:39.760 know what I mean. The stone's not taking away, but 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.520 it's not you know, I just figured this will be 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:45.560 you know what I mean. I feel pretty good about this. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.440 I was pretty I was feeling I was enjoying myself. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:53.480 Okay, now, now that is uh, that's a compliment coming 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.680 from Joe because I don't I'm not saying that I 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.640 don't think you enjoy yourself often. But I also don't 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.440 think that you're just like hanging out and having fun 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:04.200 with anybody. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:08.080 You're not all willy nilly with your good time, you know. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:11.000 Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying, but no, Yeah, that's a 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:14.040 big that's a big problem. You have to be a 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:16.640 fun person, you know what I mean. It's really it helps. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.840 I would say both of both of you are considered 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:21.160 fun people by and large. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:24.560 Yeah, yeah, I think we are. But you don't have 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:28.160 to be a fun person. Sometimes you like that. And 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:29.720 I've never said this word before, so I don't know 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.080 if i'm saying it right. Melancholy. You know, sometimes you've 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:36.720 got that friend that's like, you know, life is terrible 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.480 and things are sad, and then the people in the 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:43.560 room are like, it's so funny. He's so dark, he's 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:47.160 so melancholy. That's okay, Saturday twice now in my life, 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.840 isn't that Wait, isn't that egor. 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:58.240 From where I'm from, Yeah, you're sorry, you've been rushing 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:02.600 of the person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's mean, he's melancholy 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:04.200 or no, he's just depressed. 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:08.920 What okay, you could also be considered in some circles melancholy. 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:10.520 He's definitely the melancholy friend. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:15.520 Yeah, and they still hang out with eyre right. 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:19.520 Well, I think he was considered the like, the black friend, 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.639 so they had to hang out with him. 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.800 Oh. I thought Tigger was the black friend. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.000 Oh. I thought Tigger was the crackhead. 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:39.639 In some circles, also considered the black friend. Tiger was 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:42.840 like the you know, like you know the kid we 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:45.840 all went to school with that one kid that had 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:47.679 way too much energy and they put him in that 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:50.880 special class and it was only four chairs in that class. 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:55.239 Tigger is that friend they didn't let they didn't let 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:56.160 him switch classes. 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.160 Now, Joe, where are you in the spectrum? 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:02.000 Are you, you know, uh, the black friend or the 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:02.600 black friend? 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:05.399 Where are you between between the black friend and the 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:07.760 black friend. It's a great question. I actually got it. 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:11.000 I kind of I don't want to even say this, 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:11.280 I know. 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:12.720 It, No say it. 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:14.199 I think I'm more of a rabbit. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.200 Oh, I know it's not good. 0:18:18.880 --> 0:18:22.040 I'm just you know, paying attention to the carrots, same 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.760 kind of getting pissed off where people eat the carrots. 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:29.680 M hm, you know I was gonna say carrots rabbits 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.760 have a lot of sex. Are you saying that that 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.919 you identify as a very morning friend? 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:44.280 I would, actually, I guess i'd revise it to piglet then, Joe, Joe, 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.880 do you want to know something though, here's another Snapple fact? 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:50.600 You ready? Yes, you know how they get little piglets 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:52.760 to run around you know when then you race piglets 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:55.040 little oreos? 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:58.040 Wait, they race piglets. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:01.120 Yeah, I mean some places where there's not at entertainment. 0:19:06.320 --> 0:19:07.760 Joe, you you will. 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:10.600 I feel like there's never a dull moment in a 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:13.440 conversation with you, because you're gonna just start saying ship 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:16.840 that like all the information that you have is a 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:19.000 diary of the mouth. You're gonna You're gonna spill it. 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:21.960 You're gonna spill it, and we love that. Now, Now, 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:23.800 how does that tie into. 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:25.959 You spiraling though? Is it? 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:30.120 Is it a thing where you don't want there to be, 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:35.320 you know, silence, so you start just saying anything or 0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:41.240 maybe I'm not asking this, well probably yeah? Can we spire? 0:19:41.480 --> 0:19:41.680 Yeah? 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.320 First, for the people who are like spiraling. Thank your 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:48.040 backing from the video game back in the day, and 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:49.760 it's like, no, that was spiral. 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:54.040 And it's like how you make you know, zucchini into noodles? 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.680 What if that was my expertise? No, I I do. 0:19:57.880 --> 0:20:00.239 I think that maybe spiraling is when you like have 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:03.159 start to like have some anxiety and then you just 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:05.360 kind of add on to it really fast to make 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:09.040 it worse and worse. Like for example, like if you 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.880 send an email to someone and you think it's you 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:15.359 realize that maybe it's a bad email or somebody's not 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:17.320 getting back to you, and then you're like, oh, I 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:20.080 know I should text them. And then you text them 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:23.040 and then they're like what uh and they don't respond, 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:25.440