1 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The 2 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, and I'm gonna get back to these 3 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,759 Speaker 1: calls about the worst you've ever put your foot in 4 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,439 Speaker 1: your mouth. At the opposite text, we got to do 5 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,200 Speaker 1: a couple of things real quick. First, Remember I talked 6 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: about this at the beginning of the show. If you 7 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: missed it, it was long, so I'm not going to 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: cover the whole thing. Just go download iHeart, Google, Spotify 9 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:34,199 Speaker 1: or iTunes, go download the podcast. But again, Frank James 10 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 1: shoots all those people in New York. We now have 11 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: all these online rants of Frank James saying things about 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: white people and Jews and this and that. Okay, okay, whatever. 13 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: We have a that's incident number four in the last 14 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: year of violent racist black nationalists killing or attempting to 15 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: kill people in the country. Like I said at the 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 1: beginning of the show, every single part of this culture, now, 17 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 1: every cultural institution we have, pushes negativity to black people 18 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: in this country. Every single one the music does, every 19 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: single movie is about slavery or overcoming racism or civil rights. 20 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:20,679 Speaker 1: You can't turn on a basketball or NBA game without 21 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: having to hear about how oppressed these people are and 22 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: how oppressed they are now oppressed and racism and racism 23 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: and oppression. The entire Democratic Party pushes this, The entire 24 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:33,760 Speaker 1: media complex pushes this. Black people are oppressed, Black people 25 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: are oppressed, black people, it's every single part of the culture. 26 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: We can't get one on the Supreme Court without them 27 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: making it all about finally we have overcome. It's amazing. 28 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: The Supreme Court now looks more like America. The court 29 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: looks more like America today. Let me just go ahead 30 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: and speak for all black women in America today is 31 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: saying we are extremely proud to all the colored girls 32 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:01,559 Speaker 1: who considered shaping justice when this system was not enough. 33 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: This moment is ours. It's historical monumental, and we're saying it. 34 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 1: In some ways, You're like, it's twenty it's twenty two. 35 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: How do we not have a black woman on this 36 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: court already? And now this was a step towards the 37 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: court actually looking like a reflection of the country it oversees. 38 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: It is a powerful symbol to look up on that 39 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: court and see somebody that looks like you. Finally. Yeah, 40 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: that goes on for another two minutes, over and over 41 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 1: and over and over and over again. This message is 42 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: pushed out there. You're oppressed. You're oppressed. You're oppressed. The 43 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 1: country's even the country's racist. You're oppressed. As I mentioned 44 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: in the first hour, there are black churches out there, 45 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 1: lots of them pushing this filth. Remember Obama's own pastor 46 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: called America, what was it us of KKKA? You can't 47 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: even go to church on Sunday in some areas without 48 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: hearing this crap. And so eventually you push that out enough? 49 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: How much do you have to push that before you 50 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: get in the ears of some violent nut job like 51 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:10,679 Speaker 1: Frank James, who's going to act on that. It is bad, 52 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 1: it is unhealthy for society, and it has to stop. 53 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: It is poison poison, all right, Let's get back to 54 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: some funny stuff. Johnny and Jerseys. Your phone fixed, My 55 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: phone is fixed, there, Jesse. So, I was at a 56 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: friend of mine's best friend's house for a party whose 57 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 1: wife is a little person. Within the first half hour 58 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: to forty five minutes of the party, this little person 59 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: had put down and dogged on just about every person 60 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: at the party, especially the females. Eventually, I was still 61 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: in no pain and lacking any sort of judgment and 62 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: I turned to her and I said, who the hell 63 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: are you to talk? You're an expletive deleted midget. So 64 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: there was dead silence, no violence, but I was asked 65 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: to leave. A bunch of the people that I saw 66 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: later told me that I spot on and she deserves 67 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: everything our shug. Well, look, it's just just a small 68 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: insult anyway, Jerry spoke hand go Hi, this is Jerry. 69 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: I was shopping one day and I noticed at the 70 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 1: checkout stands they ringing out my groceries and there was 71 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: a gentleman standing off to the side and he looked 72 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: really sad, and I thought, well, you know, maybe I 73 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,359 Speaker 1: should just go and say something nice to him to 74 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: make him feel a little better, because it looks kind 75 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: of sad. I walk up to him and he was 76 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: kind of portly and he had man boobs, and I 77 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 1: went to compliment his T shirt. He had a nice, 78 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: you know, Batman T shirt on. I was gonna say 79 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: I liked your T shirts, and instead I came out, 80 00:04:48,880 --> 00:05:00,799 Speaker 1: I liked your boobs. I'm sorry. How did he take it? Well, 81 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:04,799 Speaker 1: I guess worse, I said. I meant to say it again. 82 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 1: I meant to say I like your T shirt, and 83 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: I said, I meant to say I like your booth. 84 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:15,600 Speaker 1: I mean, I went off on this tangent and I 85 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 1: couldn't stop saying boobs. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to 86 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 1: say boom because I wasn't really talking about your boobs, 87 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:27,039 Speaker 1: I mean, And he just looked at me, and I 88 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 1: think I went into a coalma that I'm sorry, Jerry 89 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 1: between as, I actually told a CEO that came into 90 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 1: my work one day. He had a big booger in 91 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 1: his nose and I meant to say, I like your tie, 92 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:49,479 Speaker 1: and I said, I like your booger, Jerry. Jerry's a 93 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: big old mess. Just go home and Hi, Jerry, Ron 94 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: and Colorado go yes, Jesse. So I used to go 95 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: down to this place, all the Sunset Bar and grill, 96 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 1: and there was a very attractive bartender down there name Monica. 97 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: I knew her for a couple of years, and she 98 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 1: was about five to four, about one hundred and ten pounds, 99 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: very beautiful. Well, as time went by, she she quit, 100 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: she quit the Sunset and I happened to run into 101 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: her about three years later at a Halloween costume party 102 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,839 Speaker 1: and and I said, wow, Monica is so good to 103 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: see you, and and uh, but by the way, wow, 104 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 1: where'd you where'd you rent that fat suit? Wow? It 105 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,680 Speaker 1: looks so realistic. And she gave me a stern look 106 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: at she said, Ron, that is all me. And I 107 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: tried to apologize to her, and she uh, I felt 108 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: so bad, but she would not accept my apology. She 109 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 1: she probably gained about one hundred and ten pounds. I 110 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,799 Speaker 1: would say, but I thought she really rented a fat 111 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: suit and was trying to be a fat lady, like, 112 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,920 Speaker 1: you know, a costume. And it wasn't that at all. 113 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: So I just I just looked out back, O, good 114 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:06,039 Speaker 1: effort round. Halloween Nut's not my man's fault. It's Halloween 115 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 1: nuts in in acent mistake, Chris. That is eight seven 116 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: seven three seven seven four three seven three. What's the 117 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: worst you ever stuck your foot in your mouth with 118 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: the opposite sex? Hey, however bad it is, at least 119 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: you're not Joey Behar poised to pass a bill contradicting 120 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: the New York City in state. Hold on, hold on, 121 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start this over again. The Supreme Court is 122 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: poised to do what now, poised to pass a bill 123 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: contradicting the New York City to state laws. We have 124 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: very strict gun laws here, and they would like it 125 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: to be Apparently somebody has put this on their desk 126 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: that New York should be an open carry state and 127 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: an open carry city. With all of the density in 128 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,559 Speaker 1: this city, they want people running around with guns. People, 129 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: middle class people will be leaving in droves. Middle class 130 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 1: people are leaving New York City in droves. And it's 131 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: because the city that I love so much has become 132 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:05,000 Speaker 1: a crime infested disaster. It's not because of the guns. 133 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,600 Speaker 1: That's one two Joy. Look, Chris, we can reach out 134 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: and try to get Joy on the show happy to 135 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,920 Speaker 1: help out. She may not know that Supreme Court actually 136 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: doesn't pass any laws. It's wild. They actually leave that 137 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: up to the legislative branch. I know, Look, Chris, I 138 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: know a new one hits you every day. I know 139 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: life comes at you fast. Eight seven seven three seven 140 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: seven four three seven three. What's the worst You've ever 141 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 1: stuck your foot in your mouth with the opposite sex? 142 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: Got an email here. I was flying home after cancer 143 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: treatment in Houston. I sat in the aisle seat in 144 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,080 Speaker 1: the front. Midway through the flight, my stewardess turned around 145 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,200 Speaker 1: and bent down to put something in the storage bin. 146 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 1: It was perfectly timed. I was listening to your podcast 147 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: when you hit the fart button. It was great, I roared, laughing. 148 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 1: I wish I hadn't been seen wearing my headphones. Thanks 149 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: for encouraging my immaturity, he says, I can use his name. 150 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,839 Speaker 1: His name is Don, and Don. I hope you are 151 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: recovering well, sir. I spoke to a young woman here 152 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 1: in Arizona yesterday. Her family grew up on the Talking 153 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: Stick Reservation. I guess that's an Indian reservation there. Her 154 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:16,480 Speaker 1: brother and cousin both signed up for armed services at 155 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,840 Speaker 1: eighteen and both were doing well. But her brother and 156 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,680 Speaker 1: the Marines was doing extremely well and climbing the ladder 157 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:27,239 Speaker 1: pretty quick. They both got dishonorably discharged and are now struggling. 158 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 1: Her brother, who is uplift, who was uplifting their entire family, 159 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 1: is now in the hospital once every couple of weeks 160 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: with alcohol poisoning and a near failing liver. He's twenty 161 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:44,679 Speaker 1: five years old. Man. I'm gonna say it again, if 162 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 1: you struggle with something, whatever it may be, if you 163 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:56,560 Speaker 1: struggle with something, get help, reach out. There are so 164 00:09:56,840 --> 00:10:01,400 Speaker 1: many places you can get help. Don't be embarrassed, don't 165 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:05,520 Speaker 1: be ashamed. Everyone has struggles. Maybe everyone doesn't have substance 166 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: abuse struggles, but every single person in this life has struggles. 167 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 1: All right. The only way you should be embarrassed about 168 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,839 Speaker 1: it is if you won't get any help. All right, 169 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:20,560 Speaker 1: go get yourself some help. Clear, all right, Jesse. Seeing 170 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 1: how we're not putting boots on the ground in Ukraine, 171 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 1: maybe we can really start a war on drugs. Car 172 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:32,800 Speaker 1: Fentanyl is the most potent fentanyl detected in the US. 173 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:37,120 Speaker 1: It's estimated to be ten thousand times more powerful than morphine. 174 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 1: What's your choice? Drugs? The war on drugs, Let's talk 175 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,600 Speaker 1: about that. That's a good night to talk about. Let's 176 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 1: talk about that, and I'll get back to these calls 177 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 1: here in just a second. Before we do that, though, 178 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 1: how often do we talk about putting our money where 179 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 1: our morals are. I know you have to get better 180 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,160 Speaker 1: at it, because I have to get a lot better 181 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: at it. I'm sure you're better than me. But look, 182 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 1: I just did it again the other day. Went out 183 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 1: to the hardware store. Thought it was an okay hardware store, 184 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: got some stuff that I was using to fix a doorknob, 185 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,080 Speaker 1: came home, told someone. 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It's not that I've always wanted 205 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: to be a DJ, but parts of me wants to 206 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 1: be a DJ, just so I could say, playing the hits, 207 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 1: playing what Chris, I could, I'd be such a good 208 00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 1: I'd be a great DJ. Yeah I would. I could 209 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,680 Speaker 1: be a DJ. How hard could it be? You sit back, 210 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: make a couple of art jokes, and then you just 211 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,440 Speaker 1: start playing music. What do they do the whole time 212 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:46,400 Speaker 1: when music is playing? Nothing? Total totally cake gig. All right, 213 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: let's get back to this here. Remember we've been talking 214 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 1: a lot about teachers, culture communists, why they want to 215 00:12:56,920 --> 00:13:00,280 Speaker 1: do this to your kids. Here's yet another teacher out there. 216 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to stop playing these. Here's yet another 217 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: teacher out there playing well saying stuff like this. Okay, 218 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,560 Speaker 1: I feel like this needs to be addressed because a 219 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: common comment that I keep getting under my videos about 220 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,600 Speaker 1: the don't Say Gay bill is that I could possibly 221 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: anger a parent or upset a parent and pay attention. 222 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:24,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to let him continue. Parents pay attention, because 223 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 1: what this thing is about to say is how they 224 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:32,000 Speaker 1: think about you and your kids. They don't think they're 225 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,320 Speaker 1: your kids. Although I don't go about my day trying 226 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,040 Speaker 1: to upset or anger parents. I do have to say 227 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 1: that not angering parents is very low on my priority 228 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 1: list as an educator. Many people probably don't realize this, 229 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:51,440 Speaker 1: but educators are mandatory reporters, and what that means, angering 230 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: parents is really or not angering parents is very low 231 00:13:55,320 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 1: on his priority list. Keep that in mind. They don't 232 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,720 Speaker 1: care how mad you are. Now, I promised you something 233 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,959 Speaker 1: earlier in the show, and it's time to just roll 234 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,959 Speaker 1: it out here. I'll get back to some more calls 235 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:13,320 Speaker 1: here in just a second, Doctor Oz Trump endorsed Doctor 236 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: Oz from Pennsylvania. Would you like to hear from him? Well, 237 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,800 Speaker 1: here he is good decision to let her child live 238 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,840 Speaker 1: as the other sex, even alter their body. It's an 239 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:28,040 Speaker 1: area of intense debate. Today you'll meet families coping with 240 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: this astonishing reality. What does it mean to be a boy? 241 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 1: What does it mean to be a girl? Those two 242 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: simple questions are infinitely complex and gut wrenching for parents 243 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:49,640 Speaker 1: of children who are born transgender. A year old Josie 244 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: was born Joseph. Physically, she's a boy, but from the 245 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 1: time she did talk, Josie knew she was a girl. 246 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 1: Her sex on the outside didn't match how she felt 247 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: done the inside, and that's how everything. I just want 248 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,400 Speaker 1: to make sure everyone understands what you're hearing. Here is 249 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 1: Republican candidate for Senate in the great state of Pennsylvania. 250 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: Trump endorsed Republican candidate for Senate and the state of Pennsylvania. 251 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 1: Transgender child feels the children like Josie may start showing 252 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 1: signs of transgender as early as two or three. This 253 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 1: extraordinary condition is not as rare as you might think. 254 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 1: It's estimated that three million Americans believed they were born 255 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: the wrong sex. Transgender shakes up all of our ideas 256 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 1: about what makes us male or female? Does gender come 257 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 1: from our anatomy or from our thoughts and feelings? While 258 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 1: science looks for answers, what are parents of transgender children 259 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: to do? Don't worry. I'm sure once he gets to 260 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,160 Speaker 1: the United States Senate, he's going to dig in and 261 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 1: fight the culture wars you want to fight. He's definitely 262 00:15:55,320 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: on our side. Bill and Idaho, Go yeah, Bill, you're 263 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 1: freezing up on national radio. Get it together, Bill, it's 264 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: a great story. Let's go Where are you, Bill Froze? 265 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: Do you know Chris said, I tell you had a 266 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 1: pizza delivered today by a guy. Oh, I did tell 267 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 1: you this story, all right, so I didn't tell it 268 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,240 Speaker 1: to everybody else. Look, one thing I've had to come 269 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: to grips with is being a huge important celebrity. What 270 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: Chris being a huge important celebrity. Now? It also is this. 271 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 1: As as as I do more TV and as the 272 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,680 Speaker 1: radio show gets bigger, obviously more people are going to 273 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,360 Speaker 1: know who I am, So me running into people who 274 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: recognize me on in public is becoming a fairly common thing. 275 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 1: Ordered some pizza and some cheese bread today, trying to 276 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 1: keep it healthy, and guy shows up and totally coolest 277 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: dude in the world delivers my pizza. Was all excited 278 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: that it was me, which I would honestly, Chris, I'd 279 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,040 Speaker 1: be excited to meet me too, what Chris, don't roll 280 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 1: your eyes. I'd be excited to meet me too. But 281 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,960 Speaker 1: he was excited to meet me, and he said his 282 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: wife was in the car, and I was like, well, 283 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 1: let's go meet here too. And I was meeting him 284 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:15,920 Speaker 1: and he tells me he's been listening for a long time. 285 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: Apparently I hung up on him once Chris, I hung 286 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 1: up on him. He said he said he couldn't get 287 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,080 Speaker 1: the words out, and I hung up the phone. I said, 288 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:27,359 Speaker 1: you know that sounds like me. Actually, that absolutely sounds 289 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: like me. Jeff and California go. Yeah. When I was 290 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,439 Speaker 1: growing up out here, um, I grew up with a family. 291 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,120 Speaker 1: We only had boys, so I didn't know much about girls, 292 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,119 Speaker 1: and I don't know, I didn't pay much attention to him. 293 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 1: Became a sophomore in high school. I got my car 294 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 1: at a Camaro with bucket seats, and I started having 295 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 1: some dates with girls. I played football and they were 296 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,120 Speaker 1: They were more interested than me, and I was going, 297 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: this is great. I like girls. They smell good, they're 298 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,399 Speaker 1: fuck So I started with a creel. One time when 299 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,159 Speaker 1: we were out, we were out kissing and Mike Mike 300 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: Camaro in the He says, hey, you want to go 301 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,439 Speaker 1: on the back seat, and I said, well, no, I 302 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,160 Speaker 1: want to stay up here in the front with you. 303 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'll jump about give me a heart attack 304 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:23,439 Speaker 1: on the air. Whops hoopsie. What's the worst? What is 305 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,640 Speaker 1: the worst You've ever stuck your foot in your mouth 306 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:29,200 Speaker 1: with the opposite sex eight seven seven three seven seven 307 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,040 Speaker 1: four three seven three eight seven seven three seven seven 308 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,120 Speaker 1: four three seven three. All Right, we talked a lot 309 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,480 Speaker 1: about Frank James. We've talked about Black Lives Matter, we 310 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 1: talked about Disney, We've got We've been all over the 311 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 1: place today in the show, like I told you we 312 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,439 Speaker 1: would be. If you missed any part of it, you 313 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:52,120 Speaker 1: can download the show at iHeart, Google, Spotify, and iTunes. Remember, 314 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,000 Speaker 1: you can email me anything, your love, your hate, your 315 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 1: death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions, Those can be 316 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:01,960 Speaker 1: emailed to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Did 317 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,840 Speaker 1: I tell you we're having Terry Shapherd on the show 318 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,920 Speaker 1: next week? We're having Terry Shapherd on the show next week. 319 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: Maybe you're sitting there saying to yourself, I don't even 320 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 1: know who Terry Shapherd is. Why are you bringing this up? 321 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,480 Speaker 1: Hang on a second, I'm gonna tell you why we're 322 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: having Terry Shapherd on and it's gonna be the bomb 323 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:32,920 Speaker 1: crowding me the Jesse Kelly Show again. The worst you've 324 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,119 Speaker 1: ever put your foot in your mouth with the opposite 325 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 1: sex eight seven seven three seven seven four three seven 326 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,480 Speaker 1: three Keep them rolling in. This was Jen Saki from today. 327 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 1: Does this thought send a signal to the world that 328 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,879 Speaker 1: they're kind of is an asterisk next to anything that 329 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 1: the president says. Well, then, when the president ran, he 330 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 1: promised the American people he would shoot from the shoulder, 331 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,520 Speaker 1: is his phrase that he often uses, and tell it 332 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 1: to them straight and on war crime times are an 333 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:05,359 Speaker 1: exact reflection of that. I don't think anybody is confused 334 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,480 Speaker 1: about the atrocities of what we're seeing on the ground, 335 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,439 Speaker 1: the horrors of what we're seeing in the ground, and 336 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,240 Speaker 1: different leaders around the world describe it in different ways, 337 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 1: but what we're there is what is unquestionable is what 338 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 1: we're seeing is horrific, the targeting of civilians, of hospitals, 339 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:24,439 Speaker 1: of even kids. And the President was calling it like 340 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 1: he sees, like he sees it, and that's what he does. Yeah, 341 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,800 Speaker 1: the president doesn't get to just call it like he 342 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 1: sees it when we're dealing with things like this. If 343 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,119 Speaker 1: you're going to say genocide, you better mean genocide. You 344 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: don't get to have these mistakes as president of the 345 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,199 Speaker 1: United States of America. That's one two. Back to what 346 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,919 Speaker 1: Janet Yellen said earlier. I don't need to explain to 347 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,480 Speaker 1: you about inflation. Obviously, this is something everybody can feel. 348 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,960 Speaker 1: Everyone knows it. We're being crushed right now, crushed with it, 349 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,679 Speaker 1: and we have high interest rates coming too, to go 350 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 1: along with inflation. Janet Yellen of the Treasury Department had 351 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:08,280 Speaker 1: this to say today about climate change. The recent IPCC 352 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: reports confirm that our window of opportunity to leave our 353 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:18,639 Speaker 1: planet worthy of our children and our grandchildren is even 354 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,400 Speaker 1: closer to being permanently shut. We must redouble our efforts 355 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: to decarbonize our economies, recognizing the countries will use a 356 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: range of tools, including carbon pricing, regulation, and subsidies, to 357 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:41,399 Speaker 1: achieve needed emission reductions. They're talking about increasing the tax 358 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 1: and regulatory burden at a time when the economy is 359 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 1: already crumbling beneath us. Why would they be doing that? 360 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,560 Speaker 1: If you can't answer that question yet, you still have 361 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:57,960 Speaker 1: some growing up to do. The destruction is intentional, it's 362 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 1: on purpose. Well, Jesse, Janet Yellen wouldn't do that. Biden's 363 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 1: gonna lose an election. Okay, you know what Janet Yellen 364 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: did the last time Democrats left office and Trump took over, 365 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,280 Speaker 1: and so she didn't have her job anymore. You know 366 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,280 Speaker 1: what Janet Yellen did, go look it up. She went 367 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: to Wall Street, and I forget the exact number. I 368 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 1: believe she made three point one million dollars giving speeches 369 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,360 Speaker 1: to big Wall Street firms. Janet Yellen doesn't care if 370 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 1: Joe Biden wins or loses the next election. She doesn't 371 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:32,399 Speaker 1: care about the mid terms. She cares about destroying the 372 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,800 Speaker 1: United States of America because without America's destruction in the 373 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,359 Speaker 1: minds of these people, they can never achieve the one 374 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,480 Speaker 1: world communist government they really want, where they truly run 375 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 1: things and they rule as kings and queens. And she 376 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: will do anything she has to do to wreck this place. 377 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 1: It's not that the people in charge right now don't 378 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,640 Speaker 1: know how to fix what's wrong. It's that they're not 379 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:03,280 Speaker 1: trying too. They're trying to make it worse. And until 380 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 1: people get that through their heads, we can't never come 381 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,800 Speaker 1: back these people. We can't ever be anti communists until 382 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,119 Speaker 1: we accept that the destruction is intentional. All right, It 383 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,639 Speaker 1: is intentional, all right. The worst you ever put your 384 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:24,080 Speaker 1: foot in your mouth with the opposite sex. John san Diego, go, yes, sir, yes. 385 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,040 Speaker 1: I took a lady that I was quite fond of 386 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,640 Speaker 1: out to dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant where the 387 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:36,000 Speaker 1: major d's wore suits and touchedos and had a piano player. 388 00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: And when the trying to impress this lady, the major 389 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,320 Speaker 1: d came up and asked me what I'd like to eat. 390 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:45,359 Speaker 1: I said the steak, and out ordered the steak for 391 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 1: the lady. And he said, would you like super salad? 392 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:55,040 Speaker 1: And I said yes. He paused and he said would 393 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 1: you like his super salad? And I said yes? And 394 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 1: a third time I finally got like a little bit angry, 395 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,520 Speaker 1: and I said yes. And then my girl leaned over 396 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,879 Speaker 1: the table and said, John, he's saying, would you like 397 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:15,120 Speaker 1: a soup or a salad, not a super salads? And yes, 398 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: that was probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever keep 399 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 1: on going, my man Dave in Texas, go mister coach. 400 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine some twenty years ago. 401 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,320 Speaker 1: I had a son in college was living in a dorm. 402 00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: There was co ed. One floor was all girls, the 403 00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,400 Speaker 1: other floor was all boys. Dorms are set up where 404 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,560 Speaker 1: rooms are a cross from each other, and at the 405 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 1: very end of each floor was a large room where 406 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 1: your showers and bathrooms were located. He told his dad 407 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,119 Speaker 1: it was nothing to come back from taking a shower 408 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,280 Speaker 1: and finding his dorm door open just a little bit 409 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,159 Speaker 1: and his buddies in there waiting on him as he 410 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 1: walked in, they would snap him with a towel or whatever. 411 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 1: So that particular weekend, he went down and took the shower. 412 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,360 Speaker 1: He came back, and he noticed his door was cracked open, 413 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,119 Speaker 1: so he was gonna get ahead of them, so he 414 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,920 Speaker 1: grabbed a towel though he had wrapped around him, wrapped 415 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: it up like he was going to snap somebody with it, 416 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: swung the door open, jumped inside, and went pow pow pow, 417 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,359 Speaker 1: And there sat his girlfriend and her parents. Oh no, 418 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:39,360 Speaker 1: oh that sucks Lawrence in Pennsylvania, Go, mine's not quite 419 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:45,560 Speaker 1: as embarrassing as that. But same thing, dorm, multiple you know, 420 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,639 Speaker 1: men and women in the same dorm, different floors, and 421 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: freshman year, you're meeting new people all the time, and 422 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,440 Speaker 1: you know, just whatever, making conversation. A meet a girl 423 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,879 Speaker 1: at dinner. We were in the same dorm. So we 424 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 1: talk a little and I see her later, maybe the 425 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: next day or something, and she says, oh, you're you 426 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,400 Speaker 1: were at dinner last night. I said, yeah, you want 427 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 1: to come up and see my stereo. It was nighttime, 428 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,439 Speaker 1: and so I said, yeah, I'll come up look at 429 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:19,720 Speaker 1: your stereo. So we went up. She showed me her stereo, 430 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 1: which was not the greatest stereo, but I may believe 431 00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 1: it was really great and try to make her feel 432 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,399 Speaker 1: good about it. So we had small talk for a 433 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: while and where are you from, and doing you know whatever, 434 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,000 Speaker 1: Just very innocent and everything. And it's starting to get late, 435 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,520 Speaker 1: so I thought, oh, she probably wants to go to sleep. 436 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,080 Speaker 1: So I just didn't even think and I just said, well, 437 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,159 Speaker 1: do you want to go to bed? She her eyes 438 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,160 Speaker 1: got real big and just looked at me and said, no, wait, no, 439 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,960 Speaker 1: I don't that's not I was just not what I meant. 440 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,679 Speaker 1: I mean that, And I explained I just meant I 441 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 1: thought you want to go to sleep, and I thought 442 00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: I should go, you know, And that's what I meant. 443 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 1: I didn't mean. I came out and she understood and 444 00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: she was real nice about it. But at first it 445 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 1: was quite embarrassing. Oh that looks No, that's well done. 446 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,679 Speaker 1: That is well done, David New York. Go. Yeah, I 447 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,560 Speaker 1: was with my wife, I was divorced, and I was 448 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: down at a mall where I live in New York, 449 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,760 Speaker 1: and I ran into a couple of friends of mine, 450 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,680 Speaker 1: husband wife, and I introduced my new wife and I 451 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,320 Speaker 1: used my ex wife's name, and my booked at me 452 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: like I thought I was gonna be dead right then 453 00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,680 Speaker 1: and there. I couldn't. I did it, and she looked 454 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 1: at me and said, what did you? And I had 455 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:47,040 Speaker 1: to apologize, and I'm still apologizing twenty six years later. 456 00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,520 Speaker 1: She's gonna hang out of that one. Buddy, Well done, 457 00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 1: Well done, Jesse. Does your new studio have a scuttle bud? 458 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,439 Speaker 1: And if so, is it sparkling clean? And is no 459 00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 1: one allowed to use it? Love the show? Chris is 460 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,439 Speaker 1: raising his hands up. I actually don't know what he 461 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: means either. Maybe this is an odd military term that 462 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with. Scuttle Butt where I come from, 463 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,840 Speaker 1: meant rumors or word or information, information passed along. That's 464 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,639 Speaker 1: what scuttle butt meant. But I think I think what 465 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,879 Speaker 1: he's asking. I think what he's asking is do we 466 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,360 Speaker 1: have a bathroom in the new fancy studio? You know what? 467 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,040 Speaker 1: We will address this tough question before we get to headlines. 468 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 1: I didn't get to next. This is a Jesse Kelly Show, 469 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show, and remember you can email the 470 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,760 Speaker 1: show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Don't forget. 471 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 1: You can download the whole thing on iHeart, Google, Spotify, 472 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: and iTunes. Dude, wanted to know do we have a 473 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: bathroom in this new fancy studio they made for us here? 474 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920 Speaker 1: We want to thank Premier of course for the studio 475 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: and my TV network, the First TV. Remember my shows 476 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:06,280 Speaker 1: on the First TV every night nine pm Eastern time. 477 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 1: We do not have a bathroom. We looked at places 478 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,080 Speaker 1: with bathrooms. This one was closer to the Red Lobster, 479 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: and ultimately I was the one who got to make 480 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,680 Speaker 1: the decision. So this one doesn't have a bathroom. But 481 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,280 Speaker 1: there's an interesting situation and I'm not sure I like it. 482 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,440 Speaker 1: Each floor has its own bathroom. Okay, that's normal standard 483 00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 1: office building stuff. Each floor as it's own bathroom, no 484 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,680 Speaker 1: big deal. In the old building where we used to 485 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: do our studio from the iHeart building, I it was 486 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:41,000 Speaker 1: in like a thirty thirty floor skyscraper. Probably at least 487 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: I took the time as any man would, to explore 488 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,080 Speaker 1: every floor I had access to, and I located the 489 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,840 Speaker 1: cleanest bathrooms in there, the ones nobody knew about and 490 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,920 Speaker 1: nobody used. I had bathrooms on floors that were virtually empty. 491 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 1: And there I am Jesse, just doing thing as clean 492 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:07,000 Speaker 1: as can be. Now I've discovered something. It's taken some time. 493 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 1: I've had to explore the whole building. I've been bouncing around, 494 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,080 Speaker 1: and remember I'm six to eight. But I can be 495 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 1: a ninja when I want what Chris, I can disappear, 496 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: Yes I can. I can basically be a chameleon. Call 497 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 1: me the shadow, actually, Jesse the shadow, Kelly, I can 498 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 1: be a shadow. And I've been bouncing around the different floors. 499 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,040 Speaker 1: You don't really want to get caught doing this, but 500 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,040 Speaker 1: I want to see what other floors are like. Our 501 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:38,040 Speaker 1: floor's bathroom is the best bathroom. It is the best bathroom. 502 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: Our floor's bathroom even has one of those foot thingies 503 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,479 Speaker 1: on the bottom of the door, so you don't have 504 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,960 Speaker 1: to touch the doorknob. You now, how all you nasty 505 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 1: guys who don't wash your hands and then you go 506 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: grab the doorknob. I don't want to touch your thing, 507 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,160 Speaker 1: So I like it when there's a little foot thing 508 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: in ours, even as a foot thingy ours has the 509 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: cleanest bathrooms. But this comes at a cost. I have 510 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,160 Speaker 1: now caught multiple people who I know are from other floors. 511 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 1: I've caught them walking into our bathroom. No, Chris, I 512 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 1: don't blame them. But also we can't let that stand. 513 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,920 Speaker 1: So I've decided from now on to pay attention, gentlemen. 514 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 1: This is a new policy official in this show. We 515 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: do not have motion lights in the bathroom. If you 516 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: catch somebody from another floor, I want you to make 517 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 1: sure they're from another floor. If you make if you 518 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: catch someone from another floor walking into our bathroom on 519 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 1: our floor and they're going down number two, they're dropping 520 00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,240 Speaker 1: the kids off at the pool, you turn out the 521 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:44,760 Speaker 1: lights and bail. Buddy. What that's not my problem. Look 522 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,440 Speaker 1: that's look, there's no other way we're going to teach them. 523 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 1: Pain is the best motivator. All right. Pain is the 524 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: best motivator period. All Right, it's time and now here's 525 00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:05,560 Speaker 1: a headline headlines we didn't get to you. Woman plans 526 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:10,760 Speaker 1: to sue after a construction company mistakenly demolishes her house. 527 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 1: I will tell you this because you know I worked 528 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,760 Speaker 1: for construction for a long time, and what we did, 529 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,960 Speaker 1: we did underground construction. It was underground water and sewer, 530 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,920 Speaker 1: and I know this. Look, if you know this, you're 531 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,280 Speaker 1: going to roll your eyes. But a lot of people 532 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,800 Speaker 1: don't realize this underneath you unless you're way out in 533 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 1: the country. But even then sometimes, but underneath you, there 534 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: are all kinds of pipes and wires. Underneath you, there's 535 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 1: all kinds of fiber optic wires and water and sewer, 536 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,760 Speaker 1: and it's just there's lots going on underneath the ground. 537 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: So let's say you're putting in a new water line 538 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: through a residential area and whatever place, whatever city of 539 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: your town you're in, and you do what I did, 540 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 1: and you're in construction, and so you're down in the ditch. Well, 541 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 1: obviously you can't just go tearing through everything underneath the ground. 542 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,200 Speaker 1: You have to make a couple of phone calls. And 543 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: what they'll do is they'll send people out there and 544 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 1: they'll do the spray paint thing on the ground, and 545 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,800 Speaker 1: they'll mark where various things are. And you have blueprints, 546 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,160 Speaker 1: old blueprints that say, hey, there's a water line right here, 547 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 1: there's this line right here. All that sounds well and good, right, 548 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,400 Speaker 1: sounds like I'm got something going on. Well, yeah, except 549 00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,560 Speaker 1: sometimes they miss some of the marks they're supposed to make, 550 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 1: and sometimes the blueprints are off. And sometimes the guy 551 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 1: who's running the hoe, the excavator we call the excavator 552 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: the hohe it's that big thing with a bucket on 553 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: the end that digs trenches and whatnot. Sometimes the guy 554 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: who's running the hoe, maybe he can't see. Sometimes accidents happen. 555 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: And let me just tell you something, as someone who 556 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,959 Speaker 1: was in construction, there are few worse feelings in the 557 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,640 Speaker 1: world than when you're hoe operator nix something like a 558 00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:01,040 Speaker 1: water line or a fiber optic line and it kills 559 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:06,680 Speaker 1: the water or power for a city block, two city blocks. 560 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: You're watching your trench fill up with water, trying to 561 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 1: figure out how to get the water turned off. And 562 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,719 Speaker 1: now you have either residence and or business note owners 563 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,360 Speaker 1: coming out of their business because they know dang well 564 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,080 Speaker 1: why the power shut off or why the water stopped working. 565 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,279 Speaker 1: It is the worst feeling in the world. It's all 566 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,200 Speaker 1: your fault. There's no covering it up. They can walk 567 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,200 Speaker 1: up to the trench and look down in and see 568 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 1: the trenches full of water that should actually be running 569 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 1: through their restaurant, And what are you gonna do. Right, 570 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,719 Speaker 1: what are you gonna say? Sorry? Oh man, that's a 571 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 1: bad feeling. This eight hundred thousand dollars fixer upper in 572 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,040 Speaker 1: DC suburbs will go quickly. It comes with a person 573 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 1: in the basement. Apparently it's a five bedroom home and 574 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,800 Speaker 1: it comes with someone in the basement. The person is 575 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,680 Speaker 1: living in the lower level. Okay, listen, I guess that 576 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:10,759 Speaker 1: might be okay, depending on the person, right, Chris, What Chris? Now? Look, 577 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,879 Speaker 1: I think I think who you'd really want down there? 578 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,919 Speaker 1: You'd want a maid and then you could just tell her, hey, 579 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: stay there, rent free and clean the house. What it's 580 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,440 Speaker 1: like having a wife. I'll quit, Chris. We can make jokes. 581 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,560 Speaker 1: It's fine. Couple is shocked to go viral for posting 582 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: strict wedding guest rules, and the rules were basically, no kids, 583 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,879 Speaker 1: you have to dress up things like that. I don't 584 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:37,560 Speaker 1: think those are strict. One. What well, Actually, one, people 585 00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 1: take their wedding day way too seriously. It's just a day. 586 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,880 Speaker 1: But two, let's be honest. As somebody who absolutely adores 587 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,080 Speaker 1: his kids and basically wants to hang around him at 588 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 1: all times, that doesn't apply to your kids and for 589 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,359 Speaker 1: you that wouldn't apply to my kids either. Look more 590 00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:00,160 Speaker 1: things without kids are better. Let's just be frank. What Oh, 591 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,440 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I'm a bad person. Now we're 592 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,640 Speaker 1: gonna have more fun tomorrow. I promise you can email 593 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,719 Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. All right, 594 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:11,839 Speaker 1: that's all