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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the final episode of alchemy This. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock? What's that? Yes?

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Speaker 1: This is the final roundup of Alchemyist that features all

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Speaker 1: the founding members and you can't believe it or stop us,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet. Well, let's say hello to

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Speaker 1: our alchemist, shall we? In no particular order, Let's quickly

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Speaker 1: check in with Craig Atkowski. Cocow, how are you doing today?

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Speaker 1: Bitter sweet? I am bitter sweet. Actually, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sweet. General, I'm not I'm not very bitter about anything. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen sour occasionally, but I'm rarely, rarely bitter. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think you guys have to have thick skin in

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Speaker 1: this biz. Bitter this, but occasionally and rarely bitter. That's

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Speaker 1: not only a great forecast, but a good name for

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Speaker 1: your book. And sometimes salty sometimes, I'll be I right,

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Speaker 1: you some salty language today, so I like it are accordingly.

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Speaker 1: Oh my, there's Vanessa raglan Venete. Hi, my, oh my,

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Speaker 1: how are you? And what the hell? Oh? What the hell? Indeed?

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Speaker 1: I am mommy, yeah, yeah, yeah, good state. It's a

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Speaker 1: great place to be and I love the mouth feel

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Speaker 1: of my life mouth life at another great book title.

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Speaker 1: I'm so uh sweet to be with these faces at

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Speaker 1: this time. It is so I'm having very weird um yeah,

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Speaker 1: deja vu of like, oh, this is the rhythm and

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Speaker 1: these are the thing. This isn't it feels really? I'm yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a happy person to be with these people. Yea.

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Speaker 1: Was it two eighteen or nineteen that we started James Well,

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Speaker 1: two thousand eight teens when I believe it started releasing,

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Speaker 1: but we started well, it was two thousand and eight

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Speaker 1: teen when we started recording too, but that we started

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Speaker 1: recording in like February two thousand. Yeah, I feel like

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Speaker 1: March October was the Yeah, two eighteen. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it seems like a world ago. Hey, there's Chris Alvarado,

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Speaker 1: Mike Pal Chris thoughts going into today, given our three

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Speaker 1: plus year run coming to a logical end, same same, same, same, same,

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Speaker 1: bitter sweet. I was pouring my coffee this morning and

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Speaker 1: I was I was thinking, like, huh, this is a

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Speaker 1: this is a bummer, but it's like it's a good bummer. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We we want, we want this, and there's plenty opportunity

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Speaker 1: for us to perform together in other capacities or as

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Speaker 1: alchemy this we ever want to do a festival somewhere

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Speaker 1: and that type of stuff. That makes me happy. But

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Speaker 1: you know, we do have a standing standing invitation to

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Speaker 1: Sketch Fest as a as a group, so we could

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Speaker 1: technically do that San Francisco Scotch Fest. Thank you. Um,

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Speaker 1: just fucking just like just like Vanessa said, happy, happy

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Speaker 1: to be here with this, with this group of just

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Speaker 1: fucking murderers and lovers. Oh now look out there's James

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Speaker 1: Z and sweet James, how are you feeling. I am

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Speaker 1: like the longest box of hash brows you could fit in.

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Speaker 1: I mean you probably have to crack that in half

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Speaker 1: vs threw up. For Joey, I just get such a

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Speaker 1: like an intestinal feeling from those words. That's how they

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Speaker 1: sell it at Costo. Yeah, feel like contest packaging. Thank

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Speaker 1: you James. And uh last, but I promise you he

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Speaker 1: will stop drinking his own power jars if you think

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Speaker 1: him least. It's Joey Greer chim chump tell us in

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Speaker 1: four thousand words or less. What all you've seen? What

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Speaker 1: all you've seen since last time you were with us? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What all you've seen since last time you were with us?

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Speaker 1: Well you've seen? Yeah, well you've seen. First off, I

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Speaker 1: don't like coming in with a constraint. No one else

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Speaker 1: Number two. All right, if I'm gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: need be. Okay, that's a fact. Now everyone's talking about

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Speaker 1: how they're feeling. Let me tell how I'm feeling. I

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Speaker 1: This is the last episode. Alright, I'm disgusted. I got

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Speaker 1: body aches, I got chills, a fever, I gotta running,

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Speaker 1: a sore throat, I can't. I haven't pooped in like

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Speaker 1: two days. What what else? It's coming out the top,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing coming out at the bottom. Nothing. It's all steam.

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Speaker 1: All my urine's coming out of my hand like steam, steaming,

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Speaker 1: steve steering. I don't know how to pronounce it, but

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Speaker 1: That's where I meant mentally, physically, spiritually, I am transcendent.

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Speaker 1: I do think I am part of the three Angels.

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Speaker 1: I am a Harold too to God's thrown and uh,

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Speaker 1: I will see you all in times. Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 1: That means you believe in us, right, Yeah, of course

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Speaker 1: that's very cool. There will be there will be a

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Speaker 1: baptism of fire. Well hold up, Uh, I'll take this

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Speaker 1: opportunity for all the scene suggestions over these last many

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Speaker 1: sent a lovely note to all the Patron subscribers letting

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Speaker 1: them know how much we appreciate their love. Um. He

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Speaker 1: did a great job with that letter, So thank you

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Speaker 1: James and his own his own upcoming project, which I

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Speaker 1: everyone to just move their subscription. Yeah, never stop hustling,

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Speaker 1: never stop girl, But thank you all. You were ultimately

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Speaker 1: the reason we kept gathering to do this as much

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Speaker 1: as we love to see each other, we were driven

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Speaker 1: by the notion that someone was out there listening. So

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I thought you meant James, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: as I started to talk about possibly giving into the

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Speaker 1: notion that this was coming to an end, everyone asks James,

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Speaker 1: gonna be okay, there's nothing to stuff that anyway. You

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Speaker 1: are loved the most. It is clear. It is crystal clear,

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Speaker 1: and that is my point. But aside from James, yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you all listeners, and thank you for telling everyone

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Speaker 1: you've ever known, and all the great reviews that James

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Speaker 1: love to read someone and so forth. A big thank

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Speaker 1: you to you. Our last three scenes were selected by me.

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Speaker 1: They were, uh, I'm gonna say randomly. I was trying

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Speaker 1: to be precious. Let's just move forward, shall we. This

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Speaker 1: first one comes from patron v I p Andy Montoya,

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Speaker 1: who wrote scene suggestions see no preamble, no life story,

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Speaker 1: just scene suggestions. Now I'm gonna start criticizing. I think

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Speaker 1: that's a compliment when clear and to the points the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah mm hmm. Scene suggestion a writer attempts to write

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Speaker 1: a romance novel. Thanks and take care, Andy Montoya, order up.

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Speaker 1: And this is the old point man like because it's

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Speaker 1: it's like it's always something that's like, it's always bigger

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Speaker 1: because it's coming to it's going across. This is pornography.

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Speaker 1: I I hear what you're saying. You're saying, my napkin

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Speaker 1: draw into pornography. Well, can I I'm so sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt. Um, Can I see the napkins? See

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Speaker 1: my porno? This is for work? Okay, ms. I know

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Speaker 1: and I heard there's napkins pornography. Can give me one second.

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Speaker 1: I love you. I love you so much. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: So can I see the napkins. My name is Denise

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Speaker 1: and my partner's name is Dennis. Dennis. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: This is some John just made up right now, took

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Speaker 1: it out. Well, I'm as literary agent. High, I'm I'm Jerry. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But what we asked for was a romance novel. And

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Speaker 1: what he's giving me a napkins that you tell me

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Speaker 1: what they look like? Part of me? This is my

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Speaker 1: I'm also my partner's literary agent. And she is a

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Speaker 1: tell him, tell him what your nome to plume is.

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Speaker 1: I like you, Tennis, I like you, Jerry. Hi. Sorry

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Speaker 1: we did something wrong. Oh well, we're about you, so

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Speaker 1: I like to confess ahead of time? And did you

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Speaker 1: because oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yeah, Jerry, what

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Speaker 1: if Jerry, what if you and I went over there

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Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? Excuse me? Scrod Hey, you

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Speaker 1: want some scrite? Dude, just want some scrite? Okay, look look,

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Speaker 1: Hell is happening? What are you gonna do with all

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Speaker 1: I think the fish bodies can be very helpful for me. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are we gonna do with all these fish bodies

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Speaker 1: good guy. Here. Does anyone have any gills? What? Does

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Speaker 1: anyone have any gills? Yes, we actually do right here.

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Speaker 1: I think this is crazy, but I think it might work.

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Speaker 1: We have a kid whose lungs are overflowing. But I

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Speaker 1: ask Tommy why he looks weird? Um, I'm amphibious? Now,

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Speaker 1: That will last until I leave. Nicole from Maryland. Okay,

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Speaker 1: word appetiser, which is a small what like a snake? Us,

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00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,959
Speaker 1: Mr Apataw, thank you so much for meding us here. Um,

417
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: we are a huge fan of your work, right, thanks, So,

418
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: we were thinking a comedy just a second, let me

419
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: read this text, Tolma, you were thinking of comedy, Yeah,

420
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: a comedy um, you know, set in a place. Let's

421
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 1: not set it yet. What's it about? People? Uh? Yeah,

422
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Because it's such a it's

423
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: such a it's such a relatable topic, right, yeah, well

424
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: people would relate to other people. Sure, sure, yes, see

425
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: you look at that. We were so excited. Let me

426
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: ask a different questions since I got nowhere with what's

427
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: it about? Um? Why do you need to tell this story? Well?

428
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 1: My wife is, um, a romance novelist. You might not

429
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: recognize her in person because she's a writer. Um, but

430
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: we were thinking of adapting I know who wife? Thank you.

431
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: I was going to try Denise and that would have

432
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: been my mistake. Thank you? All right, you want can

433
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: we get two more waters? Please? Do we get two

434
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: more waters? Ms? Barbarina? So what when? Uh? When does

435
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: this story take place? Mm hmm, Well it takes place

436
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: in a void and it and it avoid is filled

437
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: with body you know, you know, why don't we do this?

438
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: Why don't why don't me? And Dannis is there? Right? Yeah?

439
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: All right? Why don't mean? You? And what were the

440
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: two creatives? Honey, it'll be fine, it'll be fine. A

441
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: booth for two with this Applebie's so you're saying, hi, top,

442
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: what do you want? Excuse me? Can you bring over

443
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: a small bat of warm cream? So? What what do

444
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 1: you do? What do you like to put on your skin?

445
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: What do I like to put on my skin? Sure? Hi, guys,

446
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: I'm Dylan. I'm shadowing. Uh. Some have some complimentary asked

447
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: poppers from the asp ASP poppers. Sorry, I really gotta

448
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: hit both of those peas to make that clear. These

449
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:12,239
Speaker 1: are asp ASP poppers. You've had Alipino poppers. These are

450
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: these are poppers with asph the poisonous snake. Chop up,

451
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: chop up one snake into little bites, and we deep

452
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 1: fry those bites, uh in breading with cream cheese. Look,

453
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: Uncle Patrick, I don't know. This sounds like a weird idea. Um,

454
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: don't look right now, but I think that's jut Apatow

455
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: even in the woods. You know who that is. I didn't.

456
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: I went to the woods not ten years ago, but

457
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: like five years ago, so you would be able to

458
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: recognize what he looks like. It's shut at over there. Listen.

459
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: The device you've been given me all day has been

460
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: a little sketchy, you know. Come on, come on, it's

461
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: not it's it's from the heart. You're telling me to

462
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: leave my girlfriend. And do you live with you? You

463
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: have your own noution the woods. You don't have to

464
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: share a place to me. I built my place. Yours

465
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: might be started small to start, but like, give us

466
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: some time, a couple of years, you'll have a Bianca's

467
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: looking at you. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I got all

468
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: over me by guys. Thanks for your patients. I have

469
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: your complimentary appter here for you. Oh dude, that's nice,

470
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: but that's only one we were told apps. Okay, they

471
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: didn't know if you're gonna be nice or just literalist jerks,

472
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: but will be no biondo Where do you do you

473
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 1: live in the in the area? Why? I mean I don't.

474
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: I don't live far from you from here. We've noticed

475
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: you've been checking me out, and you don't have to

476
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: worry about it. You got worry about I've been checking

477
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: you out too, And if you live in the area,

478
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: then it's not far from the woods, you know. Oh

479
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: my god, I'm so sorry. I don't think I was.

480
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: I don't think I was checking you out. Um, And

481
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: if I gave that impression, I really do sincerely want

482
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: to apologize. It's that you seem to have some sort

483
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: of weeping lesions that are really cleaning your shirt. And

484
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: I was concerned, honestly about the booth um and I

485
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: was just trying to see if they are getting on

486
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: the pas. But it's poisonal. It's pis before you leave,

487
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: Before you leave? Is that? Is that Robina and Ja

488
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: Throbbina and and I think they're it's about to get

489
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: hot and heavy in here. She comes in here every

490
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: it's in a while, and then her I think it's

491
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: her clock. I don't know her that she comes in

492
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: with they go he goes to a different table and

493
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: then stuff goes down. But this is a cool Applebee's,

494
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: So just be cool and don't don't talk about it. Okay, okay, okay,

495
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: thank you. Did you guys want the ces lime chicken

496
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: that's your two for twenty? Is that similar to the

497
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: chicken chicken? I think it is. Yeah, it's analogous to that. Okay.

498
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: And if you decided which of our forty cheesecakes you'd

499
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: like for dessert? Uh wow, we didn't even think about

500
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: the Do we have to choose? Now? You? Do? You do?

501
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: They take to prepare so yeah, I'll don't take New

502
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: York style, right, I'll take the Scott the Scott cheese cake. Okay,

503
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: I'll do that to the Scott cheesecake. Did you write

504
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: that on the menu? I did. We don't have Scott

505
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: cheesecaket in Sharpiet the most special we should have Scott cheesecake.

506
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 1: And that is in too our very last scene. Suggestion

507
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: comes from our most prominent patron alchomaniac, Nicholas Mackauer to

508
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: Joey and Vanessa. We actually invited a couple of Alchemniacs

509
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: into the zoom for a little chat beforehand, and then

510
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: they could hang in the zoom on on mute but

511
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: watch and and so on, and we finally got to

512
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: meet this long time fans supporter. I feel like from

513
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: day one this guy was writing in and he was

514
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: delightful and charming. Um and uh. I just wanted to

515
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: give a special shout out to him. Yeah, he really

516
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 1: was a hero, I would say of Alchemy list, thank you, Nicholas,

517
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: And he wrote, Chris, sorry to bring this up, but

518
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: ever since your marriage vows every day has been considerably

519
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: worse than the last on a global scale. I mean,

520
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 1: technically that's true ship has fallen apart, Chris, since you

521
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: said yes all over the world. Yeah, yeah, I don't

522
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 1: know why he'd felt the need to draw a connection.

523
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: You aren't the anti Christ, right, totally cool if you

524
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: were just asking for anyhow a scene to remember, suspecting

525
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:34,479
Speaker 1: your husband is in fact bills above. I want James

526
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: for this. Fuck it, Nick, m hmm, thank you so

527
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: much for for for for all the gifts and all that.

528
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 1: I think my folks should be getting in sometime next week.

529
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: But when they do, you know, popping it down. I'd

530
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: love to get dinner with everyone again. Um. And of

531
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: course you know, Marie, thank you so much for the wine,

532
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: and that's no problem I'm making myself. She does in fact, yeah,

533
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: you haven't seen toilet wine and teas, saying her, I

534
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: haven't drank it till you drank it, and standing. Thank

535
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: you so much again for the meal. It's been fantastic.

536
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: So we will. I'll hit you up next week or whatever,

537
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: my folks to It feels like you're short of wrapping up.

538
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was time for that. Uh are

539
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 1: we to go? Is that what's happening? This is I'm leaving?

540
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh you're leaving because we could go, we could go

541
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: with right, Yeah, I don't think so. No, no, no,

542
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: we're leaving. Okay, it's just that the party's pretty much

543
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,240
Speaker 1: so for in what way is this party over? Marty?

544
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: You see how much it's left in the jug? Marty?

545
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: Did you call her a bitch? Yeah? I don't know.

546
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: I guess I was feeling triggered by when she said

547
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: that bitchy country thing it was. And here we're going

548
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: to get out of here, Okay, you know you could

549
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: just go. You don't have to keep announcing it. And

550
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: also where to come with us? That's why I gotta

551
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: keep doing that. That's why worried. We are you scared?

552
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,479
Speaker 1: Just it seems more as less with the toilet wine.

553
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe we should have stopped one cup.

554
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: Should we walk you to your cars? I mean, how

555
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: bad are you feeling? We just took one car. Here,

556
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: we're good, We'll carry him. Let's carry him to their car.

557
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: Hop on, No, I'm not getting on his back. Hop

558
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: on so hot? Oh my god, it's been just pushed

559
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: into flames. What in the hell it's going on here?

560
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: That was sucking? Weird? You want me to fill up?

561
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: A cantego with some wine for you. No, no, no, no,

562
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: no no no. I haven't let leaving and leave me.

563
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: Hold down, hold down, you ain't leaving. Uh, tell me

564
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 1: what your seventh seal of worry is about the future. Oh,

565
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: I would hate to see myself spontaneously combust like what

566
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 1: if my husband? Well, you don't have to manifest it

567
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 1: right to me. You could just keep that to yourself.

568
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: I don't just please let me go, Please let me leave.

569
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: We have rabbits at home, rabbit count nobody nobody said

570
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: anything about rabbits. You mean like bunnies. Yeah, let's go

571
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: to your place and see the funny. Please don't go

572
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: to my place. We'll carry you hop on. Damn, this

573
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 1: is getting easier every day. You ain't it. Uh, let's

574
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: head on over of this apple base here. See what happens. Okay,

575
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: I want some pots stickers, right. I just want to

576
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 1: let you know this establishment is closed. Are you open it? Yeah? Well,

577
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: I mean it's you can see it's open quote unquote,

578
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: but I am personally boycotting it, so I would appreciate

579
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: the support in Oh, you don't work here, Well, well

580
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: I did you did? You did work here? And they don't.

581
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: They don't treat us well. And you know, plus in

582
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: what way do they they not treat you well? Just

583
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: curious people are generally shitty in there, right, and I'm

584
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 1: boycotting it, and I appreciate the support if you two

585
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: with boycotting your boy scout there was could you feed us?

586
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: I didn't see that coming. I mean she was hoping

587
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: to get some pots stickers, So I just wanted some

588
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: pots stickers. But you're telling that if everybody's boy scouting this, yeah,

589
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 1: does that mean we have to build a camp fires?

590
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: There's or there's certain knots involved and we should know

591
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: about what's your story? What? What's your story? What? Who's

592
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: asking me? I mean we're just we're getting to know

593
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: each other here. I'm a discussing employee who's boycotting this

594
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: established me and and and you get a local patrons

595
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: of this establishment. We live in the area. So when

596
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: we are hungry and we did not want to cooking

597
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: in our kitchen and we venture out the grocery store,

598
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: we'll come here and sometimes we did. Hello Fresh, they

599
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: bring it right to the door. You know, when you

600
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: can cook it up in your town? Are you talking?

601
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: You gotta get the hell out of your buddy. Get off.

602
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: You gotta get the hell out of here. Okay, off me,

603
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: I'll no, no, no, that's all right. It's I don't

604
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: worry to worry. Please come in. Uh. He's a local cook,

605
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,840
Speaker 1: so he just gets cooked. Uh every restaurant that he

606
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: gets cooked. You're saying, he's not a cut from out

607
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: of town. No, he's a local car that local cut.

608
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Come on it, come on it. Can I get you

609
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: a free drink? Maybe a free advertiser? I'm so sorry

610
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: for the convenience. Can we start with the table, of course? Yeah?

611
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: Both low top the top, It is both for lower

612
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: like some I know, I've been out in the woods

613
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: for a long time, but I know him when I

614
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: see him. Look over your left shoulder. See the horns

615
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: and that guy those a little tiny horns on his head.

616
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: You're saying that. You're saying that guy's a is a

617
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: is a devil or a demon of some kind. You

618
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,959
Speaker 1: see it, You see it too, you see it too? Yeah? Yeah,

619
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 1: any who, thanks, I'm lost. I'm lost in these woods.

620
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: I'm certainly distressed by the by the horns. But I

621
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: don't know if you law so I feel like you

622
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 1: found something in the woods, would be you should stay.

623
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: You should stay and hang up for a while. I've

624
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: got an extra room in the police that built and

625
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: you can keep this. You can keep this painting at me?

626
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: Who this is? Uh? This is experimental. Well, honestly, that

627
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: was my first attempt at doing the Devil. It didn't

628
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: turn out good. I like, I want to keep the

629
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: real one with me. Well, there's kind of a ramshackle

630
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: place there. You've got room for me, well for now,

631
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: but if you stay with me, you're gonna have to

632
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: build your own place. And I'm expecting my nephew to

633
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: come out here soon. I think eventually it's gonna it's

634
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: gonna give the bug the bug bite to come on out.

635
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: It's not the little a bug bite, but it's gonna

636
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: start nipping out him. Well, I could be handy in

637
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: a pinch, I'll tell you that much. Well, that's good.

638
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm glad you found me, Marvin. This is really wonderful.

639
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: I mean, my husband were just taking a stroll through

640
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: the woods. I couldn't help am not as you're beautiful, hotty.

641
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: He don't don't let them in. We were just don't

642
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: give him permission, vampires could come on in and say, howdy, neighbor.

643
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: Oh are we neighbors? Did you live out here in

644
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:35,240
Speaker 1: these woods? We're local, local, local, not loco. Say local.

645
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 1: I said local. Well, it's kind of difficult to understand

646
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: what you're saying, sir. Maybe if we came in we

647
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: could hear you better. I've been advised not to invite

648
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: you guys in for fear of possibly being vampires. Vampires

649
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: they ain't real because of my husband's school powers. Yeah,

650
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just Jewish. That's why those are there.

651
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: Our score, pappas. Those things that they're deep fried with

652
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: cream cheese, those are good, asked papas as. Papa Lewis Um.

653
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this, but your uncle

654
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 1: Um was found completely drained of all fluid in his

655
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: home in the woods. And I'm still going all right,

656
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: we're still broken up. I know, You're just I'm still unpacking,

657
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: you see, my bags are packed. I know, but I

658
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: just found this out about your uncle, and I know

659
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: more stuff. Well, it just feels to me like what's

660
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: happening is my girlfriend is upset that I'm leaving her

661
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: because I'm moving to the woods. And now she's making

662
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: up a lot. Yeah, well your uncle was found drained

663
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 1: of all fluids because he gets damp. Heard you're gonna

664
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: go out there and get You're gonna get sucked off

665
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 1: in a bad way. You like that? You off fine?

666
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't want to say this, but yeah,

667
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 1: oh really, right on my way out, you listen to

668
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: me go to the woods. I'm gonna I'm gonna miss

669
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: you when i'm out there. Okay, And what are you doing?

670
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: We were about to get we were about to get proposed,

671
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: do you I'm gonna miss you when I'm out there, Baby, Marty,

672
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you won't publish a story on

673
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: all these this this local rash of fluid drainings. Well,

674
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: it's rather simple. We've had this story in here before,

675
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: so it's not fresh exactly. It's a pattern of deaths

676
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 1: that are affecting this entire community. My story local cuc

677
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: drained of all fluids. I'm sorry, it just feels tired.

678
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: You know, from like two years two years ago, the

679
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: beginning of the pandemic, everybody was drained, you know, the

680
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: fluids they're going and how is this my my conserstus, Well,

681
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: you haven't reported any mass shooting since Columbine. Yes, a B.

682
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: When the story is covered, you don't want to repeat it.

683
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: I watched the point, We've we've we've read it, we've

684
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: seen it, we published it, and now people want to

685
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: move on. All right, baby, I'm glad he chose to

686
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: come come with me. I think we're gonna find a

687
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: really nice community out here in the woods. Baby, it's

688
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: just your uncle. I don't know. I get the feeling

689
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: more people will be there. You know, how did you

690
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: get that feeling? Look around? Your looking your uncle was

691
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: strained of all. What the hell? What are you? I'm

692
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: a lady. Hell, I'm just a lady. I'm a lady,

693
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: and you're welcome to the woods. We're glad to have

694
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: you come on. This is what I'm talking about. Isn't

695
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: this your uncle's place? Are you two kids? An item?

696
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 1: What they call all in the paper. I'm not a child.

697
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: I'm twenty four. Okay, you're aggressive too, are you and Adam?

698
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: Are you hitched? Yes? Yes we are. Well we're kind

699
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: of like we're kind of in the well. We'll see. Okay,

700
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: say I've been their sister. You know what you have

701
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: to do? Looking for. You gotta first survey here. So

702
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: I let me give a piece of advice to the young, beautiful,

703
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 1: fleshy woman. Listen when them when the fella says he's

704
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: not sure, he's dragging his feet, do you know what

705
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 1: you gotta do, your sister. No, you gotta take his feet.

706
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: You gotta you aint him up on top of your shoulders,

707
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: and you gotta gobbling with you, gobbling with you. Take

708
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: your feet on top of my shoulders and then go

709
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: with you, gobble him with you, so you it's a

710
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: goblin with me. Thank you everyone who's gathered here as

711
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: we watch our dear friend Marvin mceugh take his last breath.

712
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: We're live streaming this right Okay, how do we know

713
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 1: when it's the last one. I'll let you know. He'll

714
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: he'll let us know. Um. He requested all of you, specifically,

715
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: all the characters he's meant in his life to be

716
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: in this room with him today. People, people would say,

717
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: People people comment, I think I like to make doubt

718
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: she's real. College you ought to be dealt with. Did

719
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: you want to say something? I just so I feel

720
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: like it was inappropriate to invite me. I only had

721
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: him at my hotel one time, and honestly I didn't

722
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: enjoy his company. Do you remember what room he was?

723
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: I think it was fourteen twelve or something. There's no

724
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: way to find out. You can't do even a search

725
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: without specifics, basically a ship this time. You know he's

726
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: a bad guy. Yeah, he's not a bad guy. Remember

727
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: remember when he was on that TV show with that kid.

728
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 1: It's like a reality show. Yeah, what was that? I

729
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: don't know, he doesn't remember, squat. This might be the last.

730
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: This might be the last one. No, damn. I was

731
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: just about to hey you too, the Australians back there.

732
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: Your way through, but your way through. I know you

733
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: had some interactions with Mr MQ. I'm going to say something.

734
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: Go ahead, yeah, I I mean I think we did.

735
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: Not Hans are preceen if we did. But regardless, I

736
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: want to be here if it's someone's final death breath

737
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: and uh just happy to be here. Right. It feels

738
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: like it could be a good times so that maybe

739
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 1: he'll go up or maybe he'll go under a sorry

740
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 1: no are and are are? It's not to be invoted.

741
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: We you know, eats said, but it's all sorry maybe

742
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: not said. I don't really nice, so good to see

743
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: so many old friends and uh and have so many

744
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: stream Oh shame, it's got a lot of viewers. I

745
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: think we gotta keep it going till that less. I

746
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 1: think someone's stuck on an elevator. Hold on, what's what's yeah? Yeah? Yeah,

747
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, marm, marm. Yeah. Well we're gonna keep this

748
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: dream going. What do you want to say? I was

749
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: gonna say this place used to be a brothel years ago,

750
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: but no, there haven't been this many pimps since since then.

751
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 1: Uh but uh oh, so so many callbacks, I mean memories.

752
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: Uh but yes, Uh, I'm I've lived a good, good life.

753
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred and twenty two years old and I've

754
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: I've done so many things, lived so many lives. What

755
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: was the third thing you did? What it was? Booked

756
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: my pants? Right, we're not gonna end on that. I

757
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: was just backing. I was the machine the hell out

758
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: of me. I'm sorry, you're a little you're a little pitchy.

759
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:00,920
Speaker 1: You might want to work on that. I guess you here. Yeah,

760
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: to be rude, But is there a reason to believe

761
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 1: that ms mcugh is dying? That's a valid question. That

762
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 1: was the only information I had. Yeah, and and technically

763
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: we're all dying. But Marvin, how do you feel? I

764
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: feel fine because you look like a hundred damned dollars.

765
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Well, that's good to hear. Yeah,

766
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,760
Speaker 1: what happens when I pinched sprinkle up? Wrinkle up and green?

767
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,760
Speaker 1: That's wrinkled up and it's a joke. I'm a character.

768
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: Oh she's a card, real cut up. But how what

769
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: happens when I pinched this tube? Well? Nothing, nothing, nothing,

770
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm hard to kill, you know, that's just one of

771
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 1: my two Sorry my back. I don't think he's dying.

772
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: I think anyone watching the stream. Yeah, but they're all

773
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 1: really upset now that there's no death. People did tune

774
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: in for death. You're not wrong. I mean one of

775
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: us could volunteer. I suppose volunteer. Yeah, yeah, we need

776
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: someone on camera. I think, oh, well, listen, we could

777
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: also wait for one of them nurse people to come

778
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 1: in and just snuff them out as a group. As

779
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: a group, I mean it's for the fans, right, Yeah,

780
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't listen to the guy with the horns. That's

781
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 1: anti semitic, right there, Marvin Well, I I didn't mean

782
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: to be. I'm I'm Jewish myself. Are you do you? Guys?

783
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: Put the camera on the elevator. That guy's head is

784
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: caught in that. Don't hold the door, let it go.

785
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: Hold Look it looks like he's holding some pumper nickel.

786
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: Oh that is our show. Oh man, Well we tried,

787
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 1: we tried to move. Oh manly apologies. No, that was

788
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:26,479
Speaker 1: that was perfection as we stumbled down memory lane only

789
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: to be uh cuckled. Ah what a damn hell wonderful gathering.

790
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,680
Speaker 1: And man, oh man, we uh will say so long

791
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: for now. At some point. I don't know if it's

792
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 1: goodbye forever, but we will be allowed legally to gather

793
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: again at some point should we choose to, but we will.

794
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: We'll say goodbye to the to the fans of this

795
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: particular podcast for now. Joey, how long do you expect for?

796
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: How much longer do you expect to live? Um? A

797
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: couple of thousands? Okay, all right? And uh, have you

798
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: had one COVID test since you've been ill? No, I've

799
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: had three, had so I've had three and then today was, uh,

800
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: you're you're positive, which is so crazy because I had

801
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:19,360
Speaker 1: I was sick as you can hear, and then I

802
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: took the test. So this is just a little COVID advice.

803
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 1: Two years in. It might be sick taking a test

804
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: that I'm negative, but it's gonna take a couple of

805
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: days before it like pops up as possy. Uh huh.

806
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: And these are the hometown Will you find the home

807
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 1: test to be a little rinky dink? Even the alleged

808
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,800
Speaker 1: good ones? Did you go somewhere and have people swap

809
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 1: you from the outdoor? No? No, I did the Uh,

810
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 1: I did the rinky think ones. I went to the

811
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 1: I got the CBS, not the uh not the abbot

812
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: to buy the next ones with those orange ones? Uh huh,

813
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:56,160
Speaker 1: that's the one I have, all right, James settled down, James, James.

814
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,839
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Jamie was testing positive and then she got

815
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: an antigen test because apparently can test positive also. I mean,

816
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: you're only a couple of days into this, but you

817
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: can you can test positive for allegedly months, So the

818
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: antigen tests will tell you if you're in fact contagious,

819
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,240
Speaker 1: right right, Because it's all we've learned so much, haven't

820
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 1: we go When this podcast started, we were so stupid.

821
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:28,920
Speaker 1: We didn't even know about antigen tests or PCRs and

822
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: look at all this growth we've had. I feel good

823
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 1: about that growth as well. We're still stupid technically, but

824
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 1: we do know a lot more about viruses and how

825
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: to fight them or get them, get them and survived them.

826
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 1: Uh well, Joey, much love to your family for looking

827
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 1: after you. I also have another podcast, yes please if

828
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:57,439
Speaker 1: people want to come hear me scream some more. It's

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Speaker 1: called you Know What I Would Do. It's me and

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Speaker 1: my comedy partner Mike Castle, and we just talk about

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Speaker 1: different random things, from the fall of Rome to the

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Speaker 1: met Gala to the naming of the hot Dog. We

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Speaker 1: talk about what that is to us, all the information

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Speaker 1: we know, and then we would say, well we would

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Speaker 1: do if we were in charge of that situation, and

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Speaker 1: folks define that wherever podcasts are available exactly and you

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Speaker 1: can find it at you know, underscore pod on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Somebody had much, somebody had the other one. So that's

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Speaker 1: too much. We're gonna do? What are gonna do? What's

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Speaker 1: the name of the podcast again? Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I would do? That's correct? And thank you? I feel better,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Uh yeah, I hope you're able to poop

843
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Speaker 1: some God, I hope I can eat something too. Let's

844
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Speaker 1: not rush that. You're right, start with a cracker. And also,

845
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Speaker 1: let me say this has been a blast four years

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Speaker 1: right now. I mean this has been really fun. We've

847
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: met so many great people, insane scenes. Vanessa, you're a

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00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: thousand percent right, like it is unhinged to the max.

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Speaker 1: It's been so much fun. And especially during like covid

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Speaker 1: on like it was a nice retreat, you know, it

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00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: was a good, fun kind of home base to come

852
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Speaker 1: back to and performing. Yeah, in the real scary thick

853
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Speaker 1: of it. It really became a weekly touchsnowe for for me.

854
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Speaker 1: I don't know about the rest of you, but yeah,

855
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Speaker 1: something I really look forward to, almost as much as today.

856
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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was once we stopped having to look

857
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 1: at each other, I think the show really picked up

858
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: person to look into the camera of the computer or

859
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Speaker 1: device or look at each other in the boxes. That

860
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: was always the difficult transition for me, what do we

861
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: look at? But yeah, thank you for that, Joey, And thanks, um, thanks, thanks,

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Speaker 1: thanks Vanessa. Uh the theaters coming up on five year anniversary, eiter, Um,

863
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: so many extraordinary shows. Is it's still Donny C. Typewriter

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's the place that is on the internet

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Speaker 1: for the calendar mm hm and you can see things.

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Speaker 1: And because of the pandemic, we started doing live streams

867
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Speaker 1: and so now we're doing some hybrid shows still, which

868
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 1: are really fun as a way to keep things out

869
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Speaker 1: in the world. Um, and we might be doing classes

870
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 1: and stuff soon. But yeah, this, uh, this whole journey

871
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: has been so special, and the timing of alchemy this

872
00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: I wish I had had more bandwidth for everything. But

873
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Speaker 1: my life is mostly the theater and then the children. Um,

874
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Speaker 1: and it's a good life. But this is such a

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Speaker 1: fun part of it. And I thank you guys for

876
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: inviting me back to this episode. I'm almost gonna cry.

877
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Speaker 1: But it means a lot to um to be with

878
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Speaker 1: everybody because this is like such a good safe playground

879
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: and I am so appreciative and it felt good to

880
00:59:54,720 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: actually improvise after all these years. I imagine, yes it did, yeah,

881
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Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was a bit of a

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Speaker 1: departure you, um so wow, just terrific and thank you

883
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah uh. Craigkowski coming around the horn, you

884
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Speaker 1: are headed into booking more shows that James was so

885
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Speaker 1: close to getting. Is that what I'm sensing? Uh, Well,

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Speaker 1: the Continuing Adventures Marvin mqugh will continue on the Chemistry

887
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Speaker 1: that podcast. Oh what about The History of the World

888
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: Part two? That's a television series you did? When does

889
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: that drop? Yeah? You know, I've got a few things

890
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: like in the books that I have no idea when

891
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: they're gonna air. Like I've got got a guest spot

892
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: on the History of the World the part two The

893
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: mel Brooks Show. I have heard no word about when

894
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: that premieres, but that's gonna be on Hulu on Hulu. Yeah,

895
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 1: And I'm about to shoot a a bit part in

896
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: a movie that's a drama, and you're gonna see way

897
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: more of me than you would like to. Oh. But yeah,

898
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: so I'm kind of moving away from the comedy, moving

899
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: more into the nude drama. So you're in the new

900
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 1: season in Bridgetain that the people have spoken and that's

901
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: what they want to see. Holding over Miami, got it? Yeah,

902
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: but this I mean to have the original cast back

903
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: today was like such a such a treat and like

904
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 1: to to just play with everyone and like it's so

905
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Speaker 1: joyous and and fun and I thank you for the

906
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: uh for keeping it alive and for for creating it,

907
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: and like what a what a great opportunity for us

908
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: all to uh to have a blast and to to

909
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:52,280
Speaker 1: get closer as as friends and as collaborators. So I

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01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:57,960
Speaker 1: love to you all. Oh nice, so nice. Yeah, well

911
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 1: you were such a corner stone Craig that um, you know,

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01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 1: Vanessa had a contrant in the theater and the children,

913
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: Joey had nineteen plates to spend, and we somehow pressed

914
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Speaker 1: on with some amazing guest alchemists. But as soon as

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Speaker 1: Craig said I think I'm a step away, Chris and

916
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: I started texting each other's thing. Well that's it. Well,

917
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 1: that's it. Cornerstone is checking out. We gotta go. So

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Speaker 1: thank you for being that cornerstone, Craig, Chris Buddyo pal Um,

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01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: thank you. You know you. I feel like you've been

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Speaker 1: an emotional heart and uh of the whole thing and

921
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Speaker 1: in a sense of family. Uh. Also, you were guest

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Speaker 1: hosting a couple of times that I think you enjoyed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: based on some stats I saw hosts. Yeah we should

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01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 1: should we talk about the Yeah. Also just thanks man,

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Speaker 1: I'm this is the dream team. I remember when we

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Speaker 1: had lunch Kevin and you talked about this idea so

927
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Speaker 1: many years ago, and U and I just I just

928
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, this is it. This is the team.

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Speaker 1: Every one of you guys like this is incredible, and

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Speaker 1: it's been incredible. I don't think I ever found my

931
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Speaker 1: footing in the Zoom situation. Though it's a little hard

932
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 1: for me, a little a little difficult for me, but

933
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: happy to have a place to come every week. Um,

934
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: and you know, we're all still doing a bunch of

935
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 1: shows everywhere and we'll continue to do them for the

936
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Speaker 1: rest of our lives. So you know, that's that's fun.

937
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm kind of building my own, uh

938
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Speaker 1: my own improv training empire. I just sold out my

939
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 1: first six week class, so you know, I'm trying my

940
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: own stuff here. I don't have it landed on a

941
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: branding name, but right now we're dealing with the Chris

942
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Speaker 1: Verona Improv Workshops. If that's something you ever want to

943
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:54,160
Speaker 1: give it a shot. I do in person workshops, I'm

944
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:56,720
Speaker 1: having classes, and I still do online stuff. If that's

945
01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,480
Speaker 1: I just want to say that out loud so it

946
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: lives here. Yeah, I'm really I'm really proud of the

947
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:05,000
Speaker 1: work we're doing there though it's not that funny. Frankly,

948
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Speaker 1: it's a little more dramatic. But anywhere, that's that, That's

949
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: what I've got going on. I just I'm not I'm

950
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: gonna see you guys forever and see you guys on

951
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:16,360
Speaker 1: TV and on stage. But yes, let's mention here real quickly. Uh.

952
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: A gentleman named Jason Sura name, Yeah, but it's yes,

953
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: fine morse surname which would be interesting last name right. Um.

954
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:32,080
Speaker 1: He showed us an email. I'm gonna read this real quick,

955
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: he said, Hello, funny people. I hope you don't mind,

956
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 1: but I logged every appearance of every Alchemy this across

957
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Speaker 1: every episode y'all have made and put together this dashboard

958
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Speaker 1: and here's a link here. Um, it's a really interesting idea.

959
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,120
Speaker 1: But what from what we can gather from the small

960
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: amount and we've we've looked at it. It's just a way,

961
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Speaker 1: it's a hub of way of locating every episode with

962
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Speaker 1: every player and every combination you can think of. So

963
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: if you want to see, if you want to hear

964
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:04,160
Speaker 1: a show with Vanessa hosted by Cole, I think you

965
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 1: can find these. There's an algorithm there in place. I

966
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,800
Speaker 1: don't know too much about it, but check it out

967
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: at public dot tableau dot com, slash views, slash alchemy

968
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:23,920
Speaker 1: this al comic tricksy. I think, I think if you

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01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: go to public dot tableau dot com, I'm sure you

970
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Speaker 1: can search alchemy this and find this really incredible, incredible,

971
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:35,880
Speaker 1: uh database of everything we've ever done. So thank you

972
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: to to Jason for his contribution. Yeah, that's kind of

973
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: extraordinary and just a scoche creepy, but I love every

974
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Speaker 1: square inch of it. Um. Yeah, James, I want to

975
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: reiterate that that that database is amazing. We have just

976
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,560
Speaker 1: gotten it, so it's kind of exciting and it's kind

977
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 1: of mysterious still. If can't mind it there, it's on

978
01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: the Alchemy This pod, the Alchemy pod on Reddit, so

979
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: there's a link to it there, and I'm also going

980
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 1: to make sure that that's on the Alchemy This Patreon page,

981
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 1: which is going to So far, everybody that I've written

982
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: to has said that they're okay with it being free,

983
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 1: which was kind of a caveat. So all of the

984
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Speaker 1: Alchemy This Patreon stuff, the minis and the the live

985
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,280
Speaker 1: shows and the green room stuff is gonna be for

986
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Speaker 1: free for anybody on the Patreon, So any of you,

987
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,160
Speaker 1: everyone listening can sign up to that. Anybody they can

988
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 1: sign up. It's gonna be free. Whatever the free tier is,

989
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: you take that, and I'm going to make sure that

990
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,080
Speaker 1: that's living there. If for some reason they're gonna make

991
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: me take it down or I don't know what's gonna

992
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 1: happen in the future, but as of now, it's free

993
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Speaker 1: and as far as I can, as long as I

994
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,120
Speaker 1: can control it, it's gonna be free. Um. I don't

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01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: see any reason we get taken down, and I'll have

996
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 1: the links to the YouTube channel things with all of

997
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: the zooms uh. And I've had so much fun doing

998
01:06:57,120 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 1: the show. I love doing and honestly, zoom Improv doesn't

999
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,960
Speaker 1: bother me as long as it's with people that I'm

1000
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: connected with. I struggle with it also with people that

1001
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: I haven't worked with in the past. But I plan

1002
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 1: on starting another podcast which almost identical borderline thievery of

1003
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Speaker 1: the format, and it's going to be called Original Understudies, um,

1004
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: and kind of the idea of like, maybe this isn't

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Speaker 1: the cast you expected, but these understudies, well they're pretty original,

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Speaker 1: and it's gonna be at Original Understudies dot com and yeah,

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01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 1: so I would love it. My hope is is that

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Speaker 1: it might not be something that you can do all

1009
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Speaker 1: the time, but maybe once in the blue moon, if

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01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,480
Speaker 1: I could get any of the Alchemists to join, that

1011
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: would be will blow my fucking mind, is what it

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Speaker 1: would do. Thank you for that, James, And uh godspeed?

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01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: And are you going to be okay? James? I mean

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Speaker 1: I was. I was never gonna be okay. I think

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Speaker 1: you guys took me from a from a pretty like

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01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: I thry even this kind of world, so that it is.

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Speaker 1: It is heartbreaking, honestly, but at the same time, I'm

1018
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: excited to see what comes next. I feel like always

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01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 1: when one thing seems to close, I have been so

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01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 1: lucky that there's a dozen doors that open in front

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Speaker 1: of me. Fantastic When well said for a change, I

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Speaker 1: uh um, well, yeah, so this was a ridiculous notion

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Speaker 1: I had that I shared with Chris that day at lunch.

1024
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:35,679
Speaker 1: I'd been to the West Side Comedy Theater enough times

1025
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Speaker 1: to see some brilliantly uh gifted improvisers who were fearless

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Speaker 1: and fast and mostly funny, So I thought, um, what

1027
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Speaker 1: would happen right if we didn't allow people to move

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Speaker 1: around while improvising and sit at a table in front

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Speaker 1: of microphones. It was really stupid, uh as as that

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Speaker 1: process goes, but um, everyone kind of thrived in the

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Speaker 1: room and then yes, the pandemic allowed forced us to pivot.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, it really became or has been through this

1033
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Speaker 1: journey an extraordinary experience in every which way. And to

1034
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Speaker 1: know whenever I had to step aside because of this,

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Speaker 1: that or the other thing, that uh, not only Cole

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Speaker 1: Stratton will thank him, but also members here in the Zoom,

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Speaker 1: Kristen James and Craig uh could step in as as

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Speaker 1: guest hosts, which empowered James to realize, oh I can

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Speaker 1: fucking do this and watch him, watch him sore um

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Speaker 1: as I know all of you will continue to do.

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Speaker 1: And thank you for each of you for taking the journey.

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Speaker 1: Um and and yeah, just on a completely selfish level

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Speaker 1: that allowed me to to realize this nutty idea. And

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Speaker 1: uh so yeah and thanks to all the listeners and

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Speaker 1: viewers and Doug Bam and I Radio and yeah, Sophie

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Speaker 1: was one of our producers early on. She was great.

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Speaker 1: Balls were on the ceiling all the time, the dogs, balls,

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Speaker 1: dog Anderson Cooper right, glass ceiling between us and the

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Speaker 1: second floor, and her dog and it's testicles did, in

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Speaker 1: fact walk over our heads several times. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: that memory, James I had somehow let it go. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Never again, that's what we say, never again, never again.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah. God clearly don't want to say goodbyes, so

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Speaker 1: we'll say so long for now to each and every

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Speaker 1: one of you. And until next time we meet, be well,

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Speaker 1: uh joey poop, and and thank you.