1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 1: subject she doesn't know he's my husband? All right, she 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: doesn't know he's my husband. We'll get into that. This 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 1: has a twist to it. We'll get into that, uh 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: in just a few but right now it is a 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 1: nephew here with today's prank phone called nephew. What do 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: you have on the menu for us today? Let's see, 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: I don't know if we want to appetite entree or 10 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: dessert type of prank? You know, I appetite that's just 11 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: that's just that's that's just a warm up prank, you know, 12 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: I just get you there. But entree is fulfilling, and 13 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: then what a dessert is also satisfying? So what what? 14 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: What Carla? What can you want today? You want to 15 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: appetize the entree or dessert? A side? I don't you know? 16 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: What do you want? Pick prank that Dave Chappelle would 17 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: be proud of? Is that advertizers? Oh you want to 18 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,399 Speaker 1: go for the gusto? You want it? You want one 19 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,679 Speaker 1: of the specials on that ain't only meet you? You 20 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: want that special yea? Yeah, Okay, Well that would be 21 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: christ Let's go. That's my granddad thinking noise if I 22 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 1: love him? Okay, My my dad's boat, My daddy's boat. 23 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: Now that right there, that's that's that's David Chappelle worthy 24 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: right there, my daddy's dog. If you would hello, I'm 25 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: trying to reach a Mr Wilson, please, Mr Wilson. How 26 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: are you today? Who is it? My name is Williams. Well, listen, 27 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: we've been getting a few complaints are about some things 28 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 1: on your property there. Uh. Actually I'm with the homeowners Association. 29 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 1: Wanted to reach out and give you a call today. 30 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: Oh well, how you doing pretty good? Listen, Um, I 31 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: got a few things I kind of want to discuss 32 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 1: with you here that seemed to be uh, a problem 33 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: that's taken place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's been 34 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 1: brought to our attention down here at headquarters that you have, um, 35 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: a few things on your property that are are not 36 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh. You 37 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 1: have two cars supposedly in your driveway that that are 38 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: not being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Well, yeah, 39 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: what what one of them? I'm currently working on. I'm 40 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 1: almost I should have a repair. I'm just waiting on 41 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: get wait, wait and get a little extra money to 42 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: get to take care. But the other cars just function 43 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: and I just don't drive. But I have more than 44 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: one car. Okay. Now, you you also have a a 45 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,000 Speaker 1: a camper that seems to be has been there for 46 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: at least eight months. Now, that's that's sitting there? Is 47 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah, I'm I'm working on 48 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: getting some storage for that, but it ain't really been 49 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: there eight months, just maybe around about six seven. And uh, 50 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking at our past records and stuff. 51 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,519 Speaker 1: It seems like there was a complaint before about the 52 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: you know, keeping the yard, uh pretty cutting all of 53 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at past 54 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one that 55 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is uh 56 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 1: supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you have an 57 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: old boat that's in your backyard. Yeah, yeah, but I 58 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,800 Speaker 1: don't see that nobody Well, well, I mean it's it's 59 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: it's kind of a sore eye for the people. I think. 60 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: I think you guys backyards actually bump up against each other, 61 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: and you guys have a chain link fence between the 62 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: two of you all, and I think the boat is 63 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,839 Speaker 1: must be just a sore eye for the family that's 64 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: behind you all. Well, you know, I don't see myself 65 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: getting rid of that boat, so I gotta cover on it. 66 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 1: Everybody else got a boat. I don't see what the 67 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 1: problem is. Well, okay, here's here's what's actually happening. Mr Wilson. 68 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: What's gonna take place is this. Now we're gonna give 69 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: you a fourteen day extension, fourteen days actually to to 70 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: move the car that is not functioning, the camper as well, 71 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: and definitely the boat we need. We're gonna need those 72 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: three items. Well, I ain't got no what moved boat. 73 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: I just told you I was working on so well 74 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,160 Speaker 1: for storage. Do you know how my stores called? Now 75 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,680 Speaker 1: the boat? Now the care, I'll get that take care. 76 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 1: But the boat. The boat, the boat my daddy gave me, 77 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 1: and my daddy gave me that. That's that's the only 78 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,560 Speaker 1: thing my daddy gave me before he died. Now now 79 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: I'm not moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't just fun. 80 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: If I take you down that to the water, it works, sir, 81 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: and I I understand it. Wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically 82 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,080 Speaker 1: I'm just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to 83 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,720 Speaker 1: get the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm 84 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: gonna have to get that out within a two weeks notice, 85 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,040 Speaker 1: as well as the camper and definitely the boat. Now, 86 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: I gotta get that out. It's gotta be gone. I'll 87 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,239 Speaker 1: tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that 88 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: what you're gonna do, sir, You gotta either move the boat. 89 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have somebody come over and haul all of 90 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: these things away. Well, i'll tell you what. I got 91 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: thirteen reasons why you won't go over and touch that boat, 92 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: and I got to two. I got thirteen, and then 93 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,039 Speaker 1: I got another six added on to that why you 94 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: won't bring now want me to touch my daddy boat 95 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,119 Speaker 1: because my daddy gave me that bowl. I'll be damn 96 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: any of you. You know, I'm tired of you with 97 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,400 Speaker 1: me that cross, So I'm not at liberty to give 98 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:57,280 Speaker 1: you the who's report give me something because I know 99 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: you cook it ain't Nobody said, ain't. Why the hell 100 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: y'all me about how to vote in the backyard of 101 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: my daddy gave me, sir. The language is not necessary. 102 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: The bottom line is I want to camper out. I 103 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 1: want to vote out, and I want the car that's 104 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,159 Speaker 1: not functioning move for them two weeks or I'm towing 105 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 1: it out. I'll tell you what. I give you a 106 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: personal invitation to come over here and put the vote, 107 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: the campell and the car, and I will beat you 108 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 1: like that's what beat you, sir. H Wow, I'm gonna 109 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: allow one car to stay. I just want to make 110 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: sure that you know that I've given you the statement 111 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: over the phone, letting you know that what what has 112 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 1: taken place here will take it. But I ain't move 113 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,839 Speaker 1: my daddy vote. You're gonna move your dad's thinking vote 114 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 1: if let don't bring the loan, but you bring somebody, sir, 115 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,400 Speaker 1: trust me, trust me. If we come there, we're definitely 116 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: gonna be bringing authorities with us. My money will go 117 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: to you because I love my daddy. Ain't now I 118 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 1: want you. I'm gonna touch my daddy boat that's left me. 119 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: I got one one thing I need to say to you, 120 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 1: sir about this in a situation. Excuse me. All I 121 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: have to say is this, This is nephew Timmy from 122 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by 123 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: your brother. I got up all right, man, it's your 124 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: brother told me. He said, Man, he'd be going eddie 125 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: with the homeowner socier. He said, Man, just call him 126 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: and tell him he got to move all this thing, 127 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,239 Speaker 1: he said, but most of all, tell him y'all gonna 128 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 1: haul off that boat. He said, he'd killed you behind 129 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,680 Speaker 1: that dog on boat. But I love that they know. 130 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: I got one more question for you, No, baby, tell 131 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 1: me this. What is the baddest radio show in the land, 132 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,239 Speaker 1: Steve On. Let me tell you something. When you're stupid 133 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: with a purpose, when you're stupid with a purpose, you're 134 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: just when you're stupid with a purpose. And let me 135 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 1: preach on this thing. Purpose. It's to be it's to 136 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: be stupid. It's the purpose. I mean. Let me tell 137 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 1: you something. I love my own. He's gonna tell you 138 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: which way to go in life. And you know where 139 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna motivate you how to reach your goal, and 140 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: don't do this in ninety days and don't then this 141 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 1: is how you get to hear how he slept in 142 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: the car. I ain't slepping, no damn car, I ain't 143 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: done it, I have not. I ain't slepping, nor I 144 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: slept in my bed with my mom, next door to 145 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,040 Speaker 1: my mama. Then being being room. I ain't slepping. No, 146 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: I'm not sleeping in a damn. I slept in my 147 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 1: own room. I have my own own Struggle makes you stronger, Yes, 148 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: this has made me very strong to grow up in 149 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,120 Speaker 1: a my in a middle class all right, we got 150 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: to coming up next. Strawberry letter, the subject she doesn't 151 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: know he's my husband. We'll get into that right after this. 152 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.