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Speaker 6: Joy, you turn you love, you.

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Speaker 10: You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,

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Speaker 10: turn the water the monk.

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Speaker 9: Come come on, you'll think that, Uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 9: Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 11: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 11: one and only Steve Harvey ha got a radio show

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Speaker 11: you know today. I was thinking of what I would

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Speaker 11: say today and it just dawned on me this way,

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Speaker 11: and I just want to share this with everybody listening.

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Speaker 11: You've got to get some help to make it through life.

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Speaker 11: I cannot imagine where I would be if it was

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Speaker 11: not for the help of my God, if it wasn't

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Speaker 11: for his grace and mercy, if I did not have

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Speaker 11: the ability to lean on him and all the times

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Speaker 11: I've had to lean on him, which has become a

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Speaker 11: daily basis. I have no idea where I would be,

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Speaker 11: but clearly I know for a matter of fact, I

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Speaker 11: would not be here today. You have got to get

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Speaker 11: some help to get through this thing called life. I

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Speaker 11: am begging you to look into it. Man, you've got

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Speaker 11: to form a relationship with God. Without a real relationship

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Speaker 11: with God, this thing called life is daunting at times.

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Speaker 9: I don't care who you are.

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Speaker 11: I know I'm speaking the truth right now, because listen,

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Speaker 11: no matter who you are, what job title you have,

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Speaker 11: what aspirations you may have, I don't care what your

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Speaker 11: educational background is or is not. It does not matter.

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Speaker 11: If you don't get a real relationship going on with God.

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Speaker 11: I don't see how you can make it. So many

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Speaker 11: people are faking in fronting out here like they got

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Speaker 11: it going on, and you don't know, and you really

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Speaker 11: don't know how many people that you think in your

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Speaker 11: neighborhood had it going on because you saw a car

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Speaker 9: See, you don't know.

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Speaker 11: The mask that people put on to parade around in

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Speaker 11: is for appearance sakes. So a lot of people you

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Speaker 11: looking at that you think got it going on? Who

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Speaker 11: might be the pattern of success that you want to try?

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Speaker 11: You got to be real careful with that because it

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Speaker 11: may not be as it appears to be. But one

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Speaker 11: thing is for sure, no matter what's going on in

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Speaker 11: your life, I know that behind whatever mask I'm wearing,

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Speaker 11: or I realized, no matter what the appearances may be,

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Speaker 11: just fine.

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Speaker 11: You may be outwardly people hating on you, talking about you,

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Speaker 11: have that appearance going on, but behind you, within you,

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Speaker 11: if you have a relationship with God, it don't matter

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Speaker 11: because you can be all right. I've seen it get

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Speaker 11: It gives you the confidence to know that the things

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Speaker 11: that you're going through a temporary that is just the

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Speaker 11: the other day, you got to remember something. The road

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Speaker 11: to success is always under construction. You might as well

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Speaker 11: I just would like to live a longer, more prosperous life,

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Speaker 11: It's me and out there holding signs saying slow down.

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Speaker 11: Sometimes they put the stop sign up. You got to

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Speaker 11: Then before you can take off again. You've all been

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Speaker 11: so frustrating. And the whole time you on that road,

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Speaker 11: I know when I'm on the road we can under construction.

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Speaker 11: I'm always thinking of an alternative path. I ain't ever

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Speaker 11: Not knowing, but just man, could I keep moving if

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Speaker 11: because Oftentimes when we get off the road to success

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Speaker 11: further off course. Because wasn't no detools signed for that,

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Speaker 11: ain't no shortcuts on the road to success. Even the

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Speaker 11: was coming from Las Vegas and that was some type

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Speaker 11: So they detoreed us through the desert and we had

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Speaker 11: And when they entered us back on the freeway where

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Speaker 9: And there the accident was.

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Speaker 11: Now it was an hour and a half hour forty

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Speaker 11: back to almost the same place.

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Speaker 9: But it was the best way to go because see,

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Speaker 9: that was the route to take.

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Speaker 11: And that's what you got to understand about trying to

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Speaker 11: make the right decision to be successful, that the road

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Speaker 11: with I don't want to go around.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna go this way. You go that way if

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Speaker 9: you want to just follow the detour science.

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Speaker 11: See, because somebody that came up this road before, you

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Speaker 11: and you want to make that other decision. But stay

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Speaker 11: on the road to success. It's under construction, man, That's

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Speaker 11: Ain't nobody ever gone way? Hold up, pardon you really

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Speaker 11: think you're gonna do that? Listen, there's oftentimes a lot

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Speaker 11: the road to success is the least travel path. That's

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Speaker 11: what you keep getting mixed up. You keep thinking if

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Speaker 11: to success. That is the least travel path. It's under construction.

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Speaker 11: You can go out there with your machete if you

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Speaker 11: and get that machete out and see how long you

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Speaker 11: be out there trying to cut a path. Sometimes, Man,

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Speaker 11: you just got to stay patient. The road to success

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Speaker 11: has been before by millions of people in front of you,

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Speaker 11: everybody that has some setbacks in life. But don't get

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Speaker 11: just because you see some orange barrels up, just because

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Speaker 11: got to do with you? Everybody, everybody that's trying to.

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Speaker 9: Be successful, is on that road.

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Speaker 11: Your relationship with God helps you guide yourself around the barrels.

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Speaker 11: It helps you have the patience to go around that way.

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Speaker 11: He gonna get you back where you gotta be. But

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Speaker 11: you got to go out there so you can learn

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Speaker 11: some things. See, you need God to make it in

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Speaker 11: life because the road to success is always under construction.

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Speaker 9: He calms you down when the barrels is up. He

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Speaker 9: lets you know it's gonna be all right.

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Speaker 11: He rewards you with the patience to finish because he

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Speaker 11: and you can get on which way you is going.

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Speaker 9: Okay, all right, Joall, we're gonna try that today.

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Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 9: Ladies, gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. Please.

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Speaker 11: It is now time to commence with the baddest radio

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Speaker 11: show on earth in the free world, all communist countries included,

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Speaker 11: and anybody that practices any form of ignorance in that country,

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Speaker 11: including United States. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 11: Shirley straw Bill, Good morning, Calin Parrel, Good morning.

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Speaker 10: There after, Lebrah, what's up, Steve Hobby, watch out there.

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Speaker 9: Now, Nephew, Tommy, Let's get it, baby, let's get it.

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Speaker 9: Get it well.

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Speaker 11: Jay, I understand you have some interesting questions that you'd

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Speaker 11: like to propose early on and maybe throughout the show.

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Speaker 9: If it's good enough.

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Speaker 10: Okay, here we go, real quick, real quick, you're gonna

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Speaker 10: go with One's got to go. One has got to go.

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Speaker 2: Everybody got to go. One has got to go. Name

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Speaker 2: of the bit is one.

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Speaker 10: But Tina, Marie m Whitney Houston, say Anita Baker.

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Speaker 1: One has seen Marie?

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Speaker 2: Whoa whoa.

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Speaker 9: Square is to you?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 9: I love quartet right there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not going anywhere anywhere.

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Speaker 13: Just no, no, no, no, you can't touch me the

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Speaker 13: Baker all right, all right, give you, give you Al Green, God,

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Speaker 13: Donny hath the way, Luther Van drum Hey or no.

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Speaker 9: I'm telling a man what way name them? Get don

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Speaker 9: have the way?

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Speaker 6: Marvin.

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Speaker 9: Yes, now, I love all.

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Speaker 11: Of them for various reasons, but let me explain it

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Speaker 11: from the top down to take Luther off all this.

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Speaker 9: Going anywhere, the greatest male vocalist ever live.

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Speaker 2: So I'm not going anywhere.

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Speaker 11: Luther not going nowhere. So you got Luther al Green,

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Speaker 11: how he's not going and then who else? And Marvin, Yes,

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Speaker 11: definitely not.

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Speaker 9: It's gotta be don It's gotta be done.

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Speaker 2: That's gotta be And no disrespect to Donnie.

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Speaker 1: That's the hardest one yet of one.

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Speaker 2: Rice and Gravy.

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Speaker 9: Stop right there, stop right there, him too, ain't going nowhere.

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Speaker 9: Now go ahead, go.

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Speaker 2: Ahead, an bread of college Greens, which was one got

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Speaker 2: to goli.

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Speaker 3: Ain't no more shopping. The greens could go you took

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Speaker 3: out corn bread. Ain't normal shopping.

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Speaker 9: For your hey man, hey, hey, hey, your ass is

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Speaker 9: out the family, just like those collar greens.

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Speaker 14: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll

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Speaker 8: Right, now we're running it back now, make sure you're ready. Now,

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Speaker 8: this right here is Mona. You need to fix your appears.

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Speaker 8: You need to fix your opinions. I ain't gonna tell

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Speaker 8: I'm only talking to Mona.

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Speaker 9: You guys, Hello, hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mona. Please jesuits her?

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Speaker 7: Hi?

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Speaker 5: How you doing? My name is James over with the corporation.

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Speaker 5: I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with the company

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Speaker 5: for about eight years now, am I correct? Mona, yes, sir? Okay,

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Speaker 5: Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted

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Speaker 7: Now, first of all, what uh my parents have to

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Speaker 5: Well, what's going on? Like I said, you you've been

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Speaker 7: Am I right? Yes, sir?

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Speaker 5: I have okay?

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Speaker 7: And uh you telling me telling me something about my kids?

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Speaker 5: Right? What what I want to talk to you about

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Speaker 5: is that what what what some of the workers in

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Speaker 5: because we want to see about helping you get a

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Speaker 5: breast reduction. Oh what.

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Speaker 7: A breath reduction?

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Speaker 5: Okay? Now you you you you I mean from from

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Speaker 7: Hold up, Hold up, now, who is this first?

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Speaker 5: Who is My name is James? Like I said, I'm

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Speaker 7: Okay, Now, if you ain't kind of hear by something else,

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Speaker 7: certainly what we do here tell you calling me telling

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Speaker 7: to do is try and dig up slow, because what

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Speaker 7: I'm doing over in here, I'm gonna wear them. They

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Speaker 5: Problem, mona. All we want to do is we want

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Speaker 5: you get your get your breast reduced. So you know,

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Speaker 5: you you feel a lot more comfortable and the people

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Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not you ain't gonna do it, man, You

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Speaker 7: y'all gonna do to me? What you talking about? I'm

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Speaker 5: Look, ma'am, my job is to get your breast reduced.

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Speaker 5: I gotta get I gotta bring them down.

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Speaker 7: Big too. Can you reduce that? Excuse me, my big?

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Speaker 7: Can you reduce that?

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Speaker 5: Ma'am? Listen, I gotta get your breast down to it.

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Speaker 5: I gotta get a death.

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Speaker 7: I gotta bring them down an say what you're gonna

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Speaker 7: get downe is that's what you're gonna get done? And listening,

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Speaker 7: let's start worrying about my breath. So you and whoever

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Speaker 7: So what do you do? I'm gonna do me. So

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Speaker 7: I'm a fine whoever doing it? Because they jealous, I'm

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Speaker 5: Mona, Mana, I understand that, But what I'm saying is

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Speaker 7: Fly whoever you are. You might even to come see

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Speaker 5: Mona. I can't. I can't. I don't want to come

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Speaker 5: now to when you wanted a point.

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Speaker 7: I ain't gonna see No, I'm going to a dortyr Mona.

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Speaker 5: You're going to a doctor.

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Speaker 7: You bringing so, I ain't going no doctors. What you

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Speaker 5: Yeh. What I'm gonna do is they said you would

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Speaker 7: I don't give it down what they I've been in

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Speaker 7: Because I'm a big, bad bowl three andy four woman.

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Speaker 7: You better yet?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 7: What is your name? And now? What's your what's your name?

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Speaker 5: Why do you need my name?

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Speaker 7: I need your name because I ain't never had foy

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Speaker 7: to call my damn job to tell me something about

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Speaker 7: go'n geting some loddy in this because I don't play

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Speaker 7: I really do, Because you don't, I'm gonna find.

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Speaker 5: Out who this is? Nothing. You want to know my name?

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Speaker 7: I want to know your damn name. Hell, y'all want

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Speaker 7: to know your name?

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Speaker 5: What is it? Are you listening? What is this a mess? You?

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Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show? You just got

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Speaker 5: pranked by your girlfriend?

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Speaker 7: You what bress bigger than mine?

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Speaker 14: You know?

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Speaker 7: I got a limb me and y'all needed Clinn. What

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Speaker 7: you're gonna make me go?

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Speaker 15: Right?

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Speaker 7: I can't believe it's in her breast bigger than masks.

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Speaker 7: And then she got a limp. I listened to this

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Speaker 7: got said, she did it. She got me.

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Speaker 5: You know she got me.

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Speaker 7: But I'm gonna catch her lips. I'm gonna catch a waking.

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Speaker 7: It's okay, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 5: Give him, all right, baby, I got one more thing

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Speaker 5: for you, baby, what is what is the baddest I'm

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Speaker 5: talking about the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 7: May you already know that one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 7: Morning Show? And Tom and guess what play on this

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Speaker 7: head phone? I just wanna let you know. I'm a

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Speaker 7: side sixteen with a low cut.

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Speaker 1: Come next as the CLO.

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Speaker 14: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show all right time now

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Speaker 14: to ask the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: This one is from orlanda Olanda, Olanda and Queens.

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Speaker 14: Olanda writes, I'm a sixty four year old widow and

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Speaker 14: I've been going to the same church for thirty seven years.

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Speaker 14: My husband died in January and now I'm uncomfortable going

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Speaker 14: to church because the buzzards are circling around me every

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Speaker 14: Sunday asking if I need anything. I told them I'm fine,

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Speaker 14: and my children look after me. I told Pastor what

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Speaker 14: has been going on, and he even said that if.

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Speaker 12: I'm ever lonely, just call on him.

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Speaker 1: He's married. Am I going to have to leave my church?

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Speaker 9: Probably sound like him to me, But I don't know

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Speaker 9: what you expect, oh ma'am.

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Speaker 11: I mean, really, you've always you've probably always always been

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Speaker 11: a stellar member, always kept yourself looking nice and everything,

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Speaker 11: And now I hit them buzzards is and they ain't buzzards.

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Speaker 11: Someone might really won't you for the real reasons, you know,

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Speaker 11: And eventually you gonna want somebody. So I would stay

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Speaker 11: there and let them circle until you get ready, and

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Speaker 11: me and you could pick the one out this Scott

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Speaker 11: that you like circling and tell them to swoop on in.

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Speaker 9: It can't be Pastor.

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Speaker 12: No, he's married.

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Speaker 9: That's the shot out though.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, all right, Moving on, Sky in Nashville says, I'm

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Speaker 14: a twenty eight year old nurse and I just found

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Speaker 14: out that I'm pregnant with my second child. I've been

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Speaker 14: messing with my dad's friend because he pays my bills.

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Speaker 1: And treats me better than men my age.

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Speaker 14: He and my dad fell out years ago, so he's

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Speaker 14: ready to go public with our relationship and get married.

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Speaker 14: He's forty two and this will be his first child.

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Speaker 14: If I tell my parents, I think it will hurt less,

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Speaker 14: hurt them less. If I say we're getting married. I

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Speaker 14: don't love him, but I think it would be a

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Speaker 14: great dad. My dad thinks like you.

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Speaker 1: So what should I expect.

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Speaker 9: If you are not in love, deeply and madly in

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Speaker 11: I don't give a I don't give a damn. How

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Speaker 11: but that don't mean he's gonna be a great husband. Now,

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Speaker 11: then what you're comparing it to see you don't treat you.

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Speaker 11: Don't get a man because he treats you better. Rest

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Speaker 11: You get a man because you because he treats you

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Speaker 11: the way you want to. Don't just cause the best

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Speaker 11: of the worst. That don't make no sense, and you're

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Speaker 11: not in love with him What in the world are

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Speaker 11: your bills paid and that's going well out because eventually

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Speaker 11: you don't want somebody, but it's not him.

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Speaker 9: Don't marry nobody you're not in love with. Marriage is

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Speaker 9: too hard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you.

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Speaker 14: See al Old Logan in San Diego says, I'm a

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Speaker 14: forty four year old married woman and I'm in a

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Speaker 1: It's nothing sexual, at least not yet.

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Speaker 14: We sext each other during the day and he sent

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Speaker 14: me a picture of his gi Joe, and I've sent

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Speaker 14: him pictures of my Jane. He wants a lunchtime rendezvous.

443
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 14: But I would never cheat on my husband, so that's out.

444
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 14: He sent a message that it's time for us to

445
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Speaker 14: be adults and be reminded. And he reminded me that

446
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 14: he has photos of me and his phone. What has

447
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 14: happened here? Do you think he'll actually blackmail me?

448
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 9: Well, that's what it's called. It's called extortion, black Man

449
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 9: Highway Rod send Jane though, Why she sent Jane? If

450
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 9: she did, she sent Joe, Well, that's stupid.

451
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Speaker 3: Is this what larn coming on?

452
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Speaker 9: Well? I mean you know. Here's what you could do

453
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 9: and you know very very easily. Well, no, you can't

454
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 9: do that. I have to take that back.

455
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Speaker 5: You can't.

456
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Speaker 9: But what about Junior's question, what is that.

457
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Speaker 16: George, that ain't my Jane?

458
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Speaker 9: Well, if you married somebody gonna know what your Jane

459
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 9: just doesn't know what to Jane. You know you don't

460
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Speaker 9: know Jane. Look like I'll tell you right now, Dame,

461
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:01,959
Speaker 9: I know here.

462
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 11: Well, I know James. Many times. I've been tars I've

463
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Speaker 11: been everybody in this movie. I've been tars In and

464
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Speaker 11: I don't get here.

465
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Speaker 9: Well, I'm jam.

466
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Speaker 11: You right now, you show me my jam there, I

467
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 11: know my Jam. I've been everybody in the movie. I've

468
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 11: been the man and the monkey. Man, I'm em and

469
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 11: man and monkey.

470
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Speaker 1: So the answer to Junior's question is no, lying will

471
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Speaker 1: not come in.

472
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Speaker 9: No hell no, I'm talking about that. Ain't you got

473
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 9: that moved right there?

474
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Speaker 7: All right?

475
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 9: That ain't gonna do.

476
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're in the oh.

477
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 9: But I'll tell you what you need to stop all this.

478
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Speaker 11: Uh, don't don't fall for the blackmail because the black

479
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 11: male go both ways. Now, because you know if you

480
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 11: try to blackmail you know what I'm saying we're gonna

481
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 11: both lose this job right here, and he's gonna get

482
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 11: his ass. Well, man, yeah, I'm gonna tell. I'm gonna

483
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 11: tell my husband what you did. Now he's gonna have

484
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 11: something for you. You might have something for me too,

485
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 11: but you're gonna get a whole nother song.

486
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 3: Oh man, this is too much.

487
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot right there. That's a lot.

488
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,640
Speaker 3: Seem too much.

489
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Speaker 1: You're doing that for what I'm talking about?

490
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, you saying you can't.

491
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 1: Take it back and it lives forever, all right.

492
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Speaker 14: Downtown Columbia, South Carolina, says I'm a twenty eight year

493
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 14: old single man and I work for my girlfriend's mom.

494
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 14: I met my girlfriend through her mother, so her mother

495
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 14: knows that I've served time and I'm on probation now.

496
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Speaker 14: She doesn't want her daughter to see me, and I

497
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 14: understand that. I also understand that her daughter is twenty

498
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 14: nine and can decide who she wants to date. I

499
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 14: want to shot at real love with my girlfriend, but

500
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 14: her mom's blocking it. Is there any way to get

501
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 14: my boss to trust me?

502
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,400
Speaker 9: Well, you can get the girl. You just ain't gonna

503
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 9: hand no job. You can get the girl. You just

504
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 9: ain't gonna hand no job, and it's hard to get

505
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 9: a job once you're a convicted felon. So this job

506
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 9: is important to you.

507
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 11: Yeah, but I think you all are going to have

508
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 11: to find a way to talk to the lady and

509
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 11: get her to understand. But like you say, you understand.

510
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 11: But bro, you know you can straighten yourself up. You're

511
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 11: in good shape. You're doing the right thing. Y'all're trying

512
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 11: to put yourself together. Man, Eventually she may have to

513
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 11: understand if her daughter go to her, you know, and

514
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 11: y'all go to him the right way and sit down.

515
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 9: All you can sit down and just you know, find

516
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 9: out you ain't working no.

517
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: All right, Celo, thank you, great advice.

518
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 14: As usual, you're listening hardy Morning Show. This segment is

519
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 14: called none of your darn business?

520
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 10: Kay, please explain. Okay, it's very easy. You need to

521
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 10: stay out of other people's business. You see something going

522
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 10: on that don't bother you, that don't concern you. Basically,

523
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 10: can you down name none of them A Dawn minis.

524
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 10: For instance, you see somebody steal somebody's order at Starbucks,

525
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 10: d just take it right on the end, you know what,

526
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 10: and they take.

527
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 2: It that is your damn business.

528
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: But they put your name till anyway, they put your

529
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 1: name on away.

530
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't know what that person going to let

531
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 9: them have that call. They got some mold back there.

532
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 2: It's fourteen dollars a cup. Anyway, letting have a.

533
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 8: Name.

534
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: Your name is on the car.

535
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 11: It don't change inside the cup, right, they don't, And

536
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 11: it ain't but an eight cent loss to Starbucks.

537
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 3: Write it off, really write it off.

538
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 9: But you don't want to tell you what.

539
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 5: You know?

540
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 16: If it's the fifteenth, uh huh, and you go to

541
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 16: your mailbox and you see somebody else opening somebody else's chicks,

542
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 16: that ain't none of your damn business.

543
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 3: You know the fifteen, You know the check coming to

544
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 3: take the money.

545
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 9: Yeah, you at the you at the mall.

546
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 8: Uh, you see your best friend's wife, uh huh switch cars.

547
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 9: He get out of her car and get in another

548
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 9: car and they drive. That ain't none of my dad

549
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 9: ain't gonna do to me. She might be test driving.

550
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: Driving your best friend. Though you're not gonna find.

551
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 9: We're still best friends. That's how we're gonna stay.

552
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: We're still at your business.

553
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, this happened to me before.

554
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 11: If I'm standing in line at the bank, and I

555
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 11: go up there and I and I give her a

556
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 11: withdrawal slip and she give me too much money?

557
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 9: Right, that is nothing, my dad, count your blessings and

558
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 9: go home.

559
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 3: Excuse me.

560
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're gonna get into a whole lot now you

561
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 9: that extra time walk away? And that ain't your bee.

562
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 9: I hate to say it.

563
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 6: That's stealing.

564
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 9: Okay, No, that's not stealing. Gave it Tim.

565
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: The money was given to him, but it's not your money.

566
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 5: It is.

567
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 9: I didn't slide her a note. I slid her withdraw

568
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 9: all that legal. Now, how much you put in there,

569
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 9: that's none of my bis. If it's not enough, it's

570
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 9: too much, I just I will spend it before you find.

571
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 10: Right here, you at work, and you know one of

572
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 10: your coworker's arms is honeing, I mean chicking smoking your business.

573
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 6: Just don't sit next them, Get away from.

574
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 9: Point your fan towards.

575
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: That your business.

576
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 10: Why they they're going through something like that office dealer

577
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 10: through You wouldn't over.

578
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 9: That, smelling like hot garbage. They got nothing do with you.

579
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 14: You wouldn't come to them over there, You wouldn't.

580
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 9: You wouldn't say anything. One don't know.

581
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 16: When you in the parking lot and you see somebody

582
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 16: back into another and I'm talking.

583
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: About heating good, but then they look up and see

584
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: you them.

585
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,239
Speaker 3: Drive right down there.

586
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: You wouldn't like that, No, that you forgot the mean information,

587
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't get that lice placement.

588
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 9: Your ass gonna be in the witness protection program.

589
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 2: Call the police about you.

590
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 1: Get what you came from?

591
00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 2: What you got.

592
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 8: I'm at I'm at a dinner table, but the dinner

593
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 8: table next to me got about eight people at it

594
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 8: having dinner. They didn't order to whine and everything. I

595
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 8: know the waiter from the wreck of a big till

596
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 8: they leave two hundred dollars on the table for the waiter.

597
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 8: The bus boy come by and slide to two hundred

598
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 8: in his pocket. Well look at me, and I just

599
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 8: threw both my hands up. That ain't none of my

600
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 8: damn that ain't none of my damn business his money.

601
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 8: But you know he didne got tired. Yeah, he ain't

602
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 8: moved up to wait to wait again.

603
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 6: He tired.

604
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 10: He's been busting them tables, man, seeing all that money

605
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 10: on that table, Yeah, he's tired of it.

606
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 11: You're at a football game, you're in the middle of

607
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 11: the road. Yeah, hot dogs, hell, hot dogs.

608
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 15: Hell.

609
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 11: A man six people down ordered a hot dog. The

610
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 11: hot dog get passed before he get to the man.

611
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 11: Somebody else eating.

612
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 9: People into it.

613
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 6: You know it's going down there on another way, he'd

614
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 6: already been into it.

615
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 9: How dog man gotta make him.

616
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: None of your He's wrong for that.

617
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 5: All.

618
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 2: I got one more? You got seven eleven?

619
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Speaker 5: Right?

620
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 2: You in the back when you have the drinks?

621
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, sodas right, you see somebody get a drink, drink it,

622
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 10: get a drink, drink it, get another drink and drink

623
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 10: and they go up.

624
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: To the counter with a full cup. Say I had

625
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: one soda. How does that concern you?

626
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 6: Down?

627
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 10: Three in the back, all three of them. That ain't

628
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 10: nothing to do with you on your own damn bends.

629
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell the guy the cash. You're not

630
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: gonna say.

631
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Speaker 3: Then he got a new.

632
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 6: Guys day out one moment for you.

633
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: Ja, you got one?

634
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 8: You number three in line at the ATM machine, one

635
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 8: guy lead, a second guy step up. Okay, it says

636
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 8: on the screen, would you like another transaction? Which means

637
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 8: the last guy did not clear out? You know what

638
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 8: I'm saying. He didn't finish his transaction. So this man

639
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 8: go back in this man bank account and get to

640
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 8: three hundred dollars and I'm watching him.

641
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 9: But that ain't none of my damn bit.

642
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 2: Involved with that.

643
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 9: Seen that happen?

644
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: Really?

645
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 9: Yeah?

646
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 17: Stuff that really you kind of lift your bank account open, really,

647
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 17: you know, you get yourself involved, you get hurt. Have

648
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 17: stuff that ain't your business will get you hurt.

649
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: You're listening.

650
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 12: Morning show.

651
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: It is time now for a round.

652
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 14: And would you rather would you rather propose in front

653
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 14: of a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?

654
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 3: Junior said, be privately?

655
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll go with D two. She say no in

656
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 9: front of the people of the kind of fight. Everybody

657
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 9: just raining back in my pocket and all this. I

658
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 9: gotta get up.

659
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 11: I got to get up off my knee, turned around,

660
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 11: figure out which whereas to hold in the crowd, I.

661
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 9: Can, you know, I gotta get to the bathroom and

662
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,760
Speaker 9: wash my face.

663
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 18: You know, all this ship man and then the crowd

664
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 18: it is like collectively, oh man, somebody in the crowd.

665
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 9: Damn yeah, somebody hit me on the back like they

666
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 9: did Rudy. I probably.

667
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Speaker 14: Hanging that doctor, all right, Would you rather use a

668
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 14: dating app or would you rather go old school and

669
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 14: go on a blind date? B?

670
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, because people down in profile pictures you ain't

671
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:01,919
Speaker 8: who you really.

672
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 19: I'd rather just go see it for myself.

673
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: Didn't and have someone do an emergency call. If you

674
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: don't like the way they look, I can walk out

675
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: the blind date.

676
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 11: I've actually been on the blind date so bad that

677
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,760
Speaker 11: I acted as if I was blind?

678
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 6: How did you do that you could see and then

679
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 6: you wasn't.

680
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 11: And then as soon as she walked up to the table,

681
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 11: I got him, snapped the chair leg off.

682
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 9: And you guys, tapping my way right out.

683
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 6: That day and walking out.

684
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 9: That didn't happen, I'm sure thinking.

685
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 3: As soon as you saw up she snapped.

686
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 9: Damn.

687
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 11: As soon as she sat down, I stood, snapped the

688
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 11: leg off. I start tapping my ass right out that restaurant.

689
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 9: Table. Leg wasn't long enough. I had to beard over.

690
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 9: So tell, look, crazy, what are you doing?

691
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 6: Are on the way?

692
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 3: You didn't touch nothing on the way because you could

693
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 3: see what you was doing.

694
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 9: This'spike. I kept looking for my dog, well, sing, I

695
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 9: don't crazy, all right?

696
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 14: What you.

697
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 7: Don't?

698
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 14: Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics, or would

699
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 14: you rather compete in a winter Olympic sport?

700
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 9: What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?

701
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 7: Ice skating?

702
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 14: King like? Oh man, so I guess that's summer for

703
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,760
Speaker 14: the both of you. All right, thank you, you're listening

704
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 14: hardy morning show. All right, this time for comedy roulette, guys,

705
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 14: and uh yeah, you want to explain it quickly, Jay,

706
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 14: all right, here we go.

707
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 10: Comedy roulette, very simple. Day after day, our comedy gets

708
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 10: tested on this damn show. He ain't that funny, He

709
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 10: ain't that brillant. Well, we're gonna show you how brilliant

710
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 10: we are. We're gonna take five subjects, put them on

711
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 10: the wheel, spin the wheel, wedge stop.

712
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 2: We're gonna riff on it one at a time, because

713
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: we that damn funny.

714
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 3: That's what we is.

715
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 9: Ja, that damn fun I'll be ahead of time.

716
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 5: Here we go.

717
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll see how funny you guys are.

718
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: Here go the topics. Number one girls with big heads.

719
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 10: Ahead.

720
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: Number two bossy women colin.

721
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 9: Whatever.

722
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: Number three high but men, Tom.

723
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 9: We're not doing that. You're not doing that.

724
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 14: Number four men with ugly wives. Number five old guys

725
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 14: who live alone.

726
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 5: I like that.

727
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 14: And then number six people who clown at funerals. Let's

728
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 14: go casmin the wheel. Please, Okay, it's not done. Number

729
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 14: four men with ugly wives.

730
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,360
Speaker 3: Let's see what's easy easy.

731
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 10: First of all, how do you tell a man that

732
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 10: his wife is more man lived in him? How do

733
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 10: you say that, Tom? How do you bring it up

734
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 10: that Joe White's hands look like gloves?

735
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 9: How do you say that.

736
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 10: I don't mean no harm, but Joe waitsman look like

737
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 10: baseball mits.

738
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: I don't mean, I don't mean to be disrespectful.

739
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 9: How do you bring that up?

740
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 5: You know?

741
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 8: Sometimes you just got to tell a man, Hey, man,

742
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 8: I don't mean no harm, but I'm almost certain when

743
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 8: your when your wife was born, the doctor slept everybody.

744
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 9: You know what I'm saying, the doctor, everybody in the road.

745
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 3: Feel me. Tell you, don't I feel you? You know

746
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 3: what I say?

747
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 16: Well, like this, this is how you know your wife.

748
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 16: When they started complimenting the other body part, they just

749
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,399
Speaker 16: bring up, hey, I really like them knees. Your wife

750
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 16: got some ready?

751
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 3: They ain't regular knees.

752
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 6: She be left to doctor?

753
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 3: What kind of work she do when she got some healthy?

754
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 2: Ask me when they say that resting voice in your wife?

755
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,320
Speaker 2: Does she smoking? She always had that?

756
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

757
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 9: Man, guys, I don't know that I should do this route.

758
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 11: Come on, but I'm gonna just give you some facts

759
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 11: about men who have ugly wie.

760
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 9: Fact number one. Yeah, divorce rate is higher. It's just

761
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 9: how you got to get out. You know, as soon

762
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 9: as they present you with papers, she's gonna sign. Another thing.

763
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 11: I found out a man with ugly wies got real

764
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 11: fine wine, just sharp in the gym.

765
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 9: That U let overweight people men who have ugly wies.

766
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 11: Here's the biggest fact I think about men with ugly wies.

767
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 9: Men hate the night. Here and get in this baby.

768
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: Let's just sit up here.

769
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Speaker 9: The only thing they hate more than the night. In

770
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 9: the morning.

771
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 6: They wake up and she still and get mad and

772
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 6: get mad men and get mad.

773
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 9: This is helpful.

774
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 10: Still she would run away by now. Yeah, don't you

775
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 10: go to the mall with her? You don't give a

776
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 10: damn wish yet, ain't nobody legend.

777
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 9: I have all the damn doz on it.

778
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 10: She still she's supposed to be online shopping once again,

779
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 10: you guys know it once again?

780
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: All right, that's it for comedy.

781
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 14: Relette we'll be back with nephew Tommy spring phone call

782
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 14: right after this.

783
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Speaker 1: You're listening.

784
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Speaker 14: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,

785
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 14: right about four minutes after. It's today's strawberry letter that's subject,

786
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 14: get the funk out my face? Heard this somewhere's get out?

787
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 14: What's different though? Right now though the nephew is here

788
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 14: with today's prank phone call?

789
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: What you got now?

790
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 9: I don't know how clearly I can say it, but

791
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 9: let me try it like that, I want to date

792
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 9: your mama?

793
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: What dog?

794
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,320
Speaker 9: Wait? What you didn't hear it?

795
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 8: Okay, I mean, let me say it again, because you

796
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 8: didn't hear I want to date your mama.

797
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: No, so you somebody's son.

798
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: Are you telling them that that.

799
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 9: I want to date your mama? Okay? And you're telling

800
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 9: them like that, Hey, I wanna date your mom? All right?

801
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 8: All right, mama's need love too. It's a lot of

802
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 8: mama's out here in the sixties need some love.

803
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 9: Okay, Hey man, my mom in the sixty though. You

804
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 9: can't say that. You want me to say it again.

805
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 9: You want me to say it again?

806
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 8: No, close your eye with your mom in your mind,

807
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 8: close out your mamma and your man, close, close.

808
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 9: Eyes, and I'm gonna say it while you got to ask.

809
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 9: I want to date your mama.

810
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 2: That is crazy, and you know it's great.

811
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 9: Mama's need love. How you think y'all got here? Hello?

812
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: But you being our daddy? Here, my daddy.

813
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 9: I ain't trying to be your dad. I'm trying to

814
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 9: date your mama. Okay.

815
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 8: Now we're gonna have to learn how to coexist in

816
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 8: this house together, me and you because I want to

817
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 8: date your mama. All right, let's go listen to it.

818
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 8: Everybody listened to it with an open mind. Okay, all right,

819
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 8: listen to it. Everybody need love and Mama's doe too

820
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 8: close your eyes, junr.

821
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 19: I'm not doing that.

822
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 9: I want to date your mama. Let's go catch dog.

823
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 7: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach

824
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 7: Miss Burns. This is Jesus her Son. How you doing man?

825
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 7: My name is Gordon Gordon. I just recently joined the

826
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Speaker 7: church man within the last month, and I was trying

827
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Speaker 7: to get in touch with Mss Burns. One of the

828
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 7: members gave me a number, but I guess they must

829
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 7: have gave me the wrong number. I guess it's this

830
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 7: a home number or what is this whole up? Who

831
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 7: is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm a

832
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 7: new member at the church. Is this your number? Yeah? Man,

833
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,879
Speaker 7: this is my phone number. I'm James. I'm a son.

834
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 7: Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?

835
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 5: All right?

836
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,399
Speaker 7: Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying to get

837
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 7: in touch with Mss Barnes. Now, is do you ever

838
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 7: a cell or a home number? Somethinghe I can get

839
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 7: in touch with Miss Barnes. Wait till I tell me

840
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 7: to tell you your name? Is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon

841
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 7: not just join the church, man, so I might not

842
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 7: have met you yet. James, Okay, well, God bless you man.

843
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 5: Thank you man. I appreciate it.

844
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 7: Is it anyway I could get your mom's home number

845
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 7: from you? I mean you're just joined the church. I

846
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 7: mean I don't say why you wouldn't be able to

847
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 7: talk to her. I mean, is there anything? Is there

848
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 7: a message I could pass on to of them?

849
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 5: Well?

850
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I'm trying to see if it's all

851
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 7: right for U for me to take her out. I've

852
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 7: been seeing her for the last Hold up up, hold up,

853
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 7: hold up, hold up, holdo hold tell about that you.

854
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 7: You were just sending you a new member to the church,

855
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 7: and somebody gave you or they were attempting to give

856
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 7: you my mother's number, and you're asking me if you

857
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 7: could take an hout.

858
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 9: Man.

859
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 7: Well, I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her

860
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 7: phone number. Guess they give me your number by mistake.

861
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 7: You know that's my reason for Carl. I thought I

862
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 7: was gonna get her. I want to take her out,

863
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 7: you know, maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be

864
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 7: quite honest, men, I just came back home from overseas

865
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 7: from fighting and everything. Man. And uh, I mean you know,

866
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 7: my pops just passed away not too long ago.

867
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 5: And I ain't you know, I.

868
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 7: Ain't too keen on my mama going out with somebody.

869
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 7: And besides, you don't even sound like you. Hey, she

870
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 7: in the sixties?

871
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 5: Man? Old are you? Man?

872
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 7: I'm thirty six? The hell out of here? You how old? Man?

873
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 7: I'm thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing?

874
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 7: You do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? But

875
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 7: you know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,

876
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 7: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't number,

877
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 7: but the number man, this wasn't in your heart, man,

878
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 7: and how you carry yourself?

879
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 5: You know? Yeah?

880
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 7: But hey, hey, but my mama ain't no cougar like that.

881
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 7: And I know she ain't coming after you right now.

882
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 7: I remember telling me that she tried some new things

883
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 7: at this church, but going out with some thirty thirty

884
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 7: How are you you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty.

885
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 7: I'm thirty six. Dude, Man, you like my brother or something. Man,

886
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 7: ain't nowhere in the world my mama gonna be dating today. Okay, okay, dame,

887
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:29,839
Speaker 7: let me tell this man. First of I ain't even

888
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 7: know if calling you. Second of all, I'm calling to

889
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,760
Speaker 7: speak with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission

890
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 7: from you.

891
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 5: Ms.

892
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 7: Burns is a grown woman. This woman desired whoa, whoa

893
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 7: whoa talking about that? I don't think you were of it, man,

894
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 7: I just came back from fighting over see. My pops

895
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 7: passed away not too long ago. I am the man

896
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 7: at the house. Let's get that straight right now. All right,

897
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 7: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.

898
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 7: I'm the man of this house, all right. You calling

899
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 7: to ask my mama on a date? Yeah, you might

900
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 7: as well just stick to church though, because you know,

901
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 7: as I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be

902
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 7: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that

903
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,879
Speaker 7: right now. Okay, I'm not looking for a blessing from

904
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 7: you at all.

905
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 5: Bro.

906
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 7: You might now blessed, but I respect the fact that

907
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 7: you've been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,

908
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 7: But if I decide I want to speak to miss

909
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 7: Birds about going out, I say Miss Burns has every

910
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 7: right to decide if she would like to go out

911
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 7: with Gordon or not, and Gordon wants to take her out,

912
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 7: I took her up. Hold up, look, brother, I don't

913
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,399
Speaker 7: care how old you say you are. All right, Number one,

914
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 7: you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right, this

915
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 7: ain't going down with.

916
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 5: You and my mom.

917
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:41,400
Speaker 7: I'm straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide. No, no, no,

918
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 7: you bring up my mama. You letting the word your

919
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 7: mama come out your mouth again, that's gonna get you up.

920
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 5: All right.

921
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 7: I don't know where you're from. I don't give how

922
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 7: old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know what church

923
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 7: my mama go to, and and it ain't gonna be

924
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 7: her and you you ain't gonna be asking her out,

925
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 7: all right. I don't give what it I would show

926
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 7: up on Sunday, catch up in the pul pit or

927
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,959
Speaker 7: wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back in the choir.

928
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 7: It don't matter. Something is going down. You wire not

929
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 7: gonna get with my mama like that.

930
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:12,040
Speaker 5: You got that.

931
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 7: That's up for your mama to decide if your mama

932
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 7: want to go out with me to have dinner. I

933
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 7: ain't nothing wrong with this, man, I'm deciding it right now.

934
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 7: It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed

935
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 7: or get your wook. You got two choices, all right.

936
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 7: I didn't fight. Let's see this three years to come

937
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 7: back and also deal with my daddy died and then

938
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 7: come back. Man, I'm suffering from PSD. Dog. I don't

939
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 7: know what I'm gonna do unless you want to get

940
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 7: it like that something from what a PSD post traumatic

941
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,400
Speaker 7: stress syndrome, and I will release all that on you

942
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 7: got that. I don't play hey, man, listen, I don't

943
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 7: want no trouble. It don't matter to me. You can

944
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 7: qult you, okay, Look man, listen, I ain't trying to

945
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 7: have no trouble out you. Man, all I'm finna say,

946
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 7: is this right here? I'ma I'll talk to you mama

947
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 7: on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna talk them? Are you

948
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 7: not hear me?

949
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 10: Man?

950
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?

951
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 7: Can I say one more thing to you?

952
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 5: Man? Oh?

953
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 7: You explode? You ain't got nothing else to say. I

954
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 7: got one more thing before you explode?

955
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 5: Man?

956
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 7: Is you listening?

957
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

958
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 7: Man, James? What hey?

959
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 5: Man?

960
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 7: I want to tell you this.

961
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 10: Man.

962
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 7: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

963
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 7: Your mama, I got me the brank phone call. You

964
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 7: ghet them out of here. This is who Hey man,

965
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 7: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

966
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 5: Man.

967
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 7: Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,

968
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 7: he's been fighting. I'm glad to have him home.

969
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 5: She said.

970
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 7: We got to get that back in the spirit of laughing. Man,

971
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 7: my mama, are you are you kidding me?

972
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 5: Man?

973
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,399
Speaker 7: We got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

974
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 7: First of all, I got to say thank you for

975
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 7: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one

976
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 7: more thing what is the baddest and I mean the

977
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 7: baddest radio show in the lane? Man, nothing but to

978
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 7: Steve Harvey more than show Get It overseason in the States.

979
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 7: Thanks man?

980
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 9: Did I put that stupid up in there this morning?

981
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 9: Did I put that stupid in there? His mom? All right?

982
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 8: All right to all you mama's out there to send

983
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 8: their sixties and seventies.

984
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 9: That's looking for a man and want to date a

985
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 9: little something something. I understand, Timmy. Know you need love?

986
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 9: Yes you do, Yes you do.

987
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 8: Of course I'm getting ready to go shoot, ready to

988
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 8: love in Philadelphia. And while I am there, I will

989
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 8: be at the Helium Comedy Club July twenty six, twenty

990
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 8: seven to twenty eight.

991
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 9: Tickets on sale right now.

992
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 8: The nephew, I ain't gonna say comedy town, nephew, gonna

993
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:38,919
Speaker 8: be in town.

994
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 9: I will be in Philly.

995
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 8: So we're gonna show a little brotherly love, and y'all

996
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 8: come on out and see you boy.

997
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 9: We're gonna have a good time, all right.

998
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 8: That's Nephew, Tommy and friends at the Helium Comedy Club

999
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 8: July twenty six through the twenty eight. And I got

1000
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 8: a bunch more land in the cut y'all want to

1001
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 8: see what's going on with me, go to Thomasmiles dot com.

1002
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 8: Thomasmiles dot com.

1003
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 14: All right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it is my

1004
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 14: Strawberry letter for today. This subject get the Funk out

1005
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 14: my Face. We'll get into that right after this. You're

1006
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 14: listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, it is time now

1007
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 14: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships,

1008
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 14: on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your

1009
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 14: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry

1010
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 14: a letter. We could be reading your letter live on

1011
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 14: the air, just like we're going to read this one

1012
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:29,359
Speaker 14: right now.

1013
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 9: Well, buckle up and hold on tight. We got it

1014
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 9: for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter, all.

1015
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 14: Right, subject get the Funk out my Face. Dear Stephen Shirley,

1016
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 14: I've been dating a guy for close to three years

1017
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 14: and I need some advice on a major issue I'm

1018
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:49,880
Speaker 14: having with him. I love this man and he is

1019
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 14: a great guy. He loves me too, and we have

1020
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 14: been talking about marriage. But here's my issue. I cannot

1021
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 14: stand going to his house because it is always a

1022
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 14: mess when we spend quality time together. We're always at

1023
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 14: my house and I have to encourage him to pick

1024
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 14: up after himself and not eat all over my house.

1025
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 14: He and his teenage son live like slobs, and I

1026
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 14: have told him that I don't feel comfortable at his house.

1027
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,279
Speaker 1: There are clothes and shoes all over the place.

1028
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 14: Old food containers in the kitchen and living room, empty

1029
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 14: bottles and mail throwne everywhere, and I won't even mention

1030
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 14: the bathroom. It's okay, as you can imagine. There is

1031
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 14: also a very bad, stuffy odor in the house too.

1032
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 14: When we first met, I asked him if he needed

1033
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 14: me to help him hire a cleaning service to come

1034
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 14: in and help out. He said he was ashamed and

1035
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 14: he would do it himself. But over time nothing's changed

1036
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 14: and it's gotten worse, not better. Now the worst part

1037
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:57,439
Speaker 14: is that he's starting to smell like his house. Don't

1038
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 14: get me wrong, He's never had an issue with high,

1039
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 14: but his clothes have started looking dirty and smelling funky,

1040
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 14: just like his house. I've been making up excuses to

1041
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 14: avoid intimacy with him because I'm totally turned off by

1042
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,360
Speaker 14: the smell. Intimacy is a big part of any great relationship,

1043
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 14: So how can I get how can I get this

1044
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 14: man to see that his filth and funk are pushing

1045
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 14: me away? Please help? This is a bad situation. This

1046
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 14: is a funky, nasty situation to be and yeah, low

1047
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 14: down deal right, higiene. I mean this is a big

1048
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 14: deal breaker and any relationship this is a big deal

1049
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 14: breaker getting past this. I mean going to someone's house

1050
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 14: that's messy. Maybe have you know, a few clothes thrown

1051
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 14: around or something like that. Messy and nasty or two

1052
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 14: different things. Okay, you can pick up some clothes and

1053
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 14: hang those up, and you know your house is still

1054
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 14: clean and everything, but being nasty with food containers in

1055
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 14: the bathrooms being a mess and it having an odor,

1056
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 14: and then you having an odor because you live there.

1057
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: That is a mess.

1058
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 14: And you make him sound like he's just a couple

1059
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,959
Speaker 14: of you know, a couple of boxes or something away

1060
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 14: from being a hoarder. That's kind of what you make

1061
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 14: it sound like. And if you watch that show Hoarders,

1062
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 14: they say that hoarding is mental. It's a mental condition.

1063
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 14: I say, you on your own, do what you suggested

1064
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 14: to him, get him some help to clean up his house.

1065
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 14: That's one thing. I mean, this is a mess, and

1066
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 14: you don't want to be a part of it. And

1067
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 14: I understand that you guys are talking marriage. If he's

1068
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 14: like this, now, you guys aren't married, you go to

1069
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 14: his house. Can you only imagine if you marry this

1070
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 14: guy and he starts doing this in your house, you

1071
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 14: guys will be divorced very quickly.

1072
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure. So he needs help. His son is needs

1073
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: some help because he's a slob. Like you say.

1074
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 14: He needs someone to come in on a consistent basis

1075
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 14: and keep this house clean, and he needs to You

1076
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 14: need to make sure that he's doing the same with

1077
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 14: himself with his personal hygiene. All right, If that doesn't

1078
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 14: help the situation, you're gonna have to say thing and

1079
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 14: say something, and you're probably gonna have to leave because

1080
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 14: this is this.

1081
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:14,800
Speaker 1: Is a deal breaker.

1082
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 14: Hygiene, nastiness, This is a deal breaker as far as

1083
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 14: I'm concerned, Steve.

1084
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 9: This letter is real simple as cut and drive. Not

1085
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 9: probably not gonna have to take two breaks to do this. Okay, Okay,

1086
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 9: keep it funk. Now here's a deal.

1087
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 11: Shirley mentioned hoarding and how it's mental. This is not

1088
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 11: a mental problem. This is a physical problem. Stink is

1089
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 11: not mental. Stink is physical strength produces physical reactions. WHOA, Lord,

1090
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 11: that ain't mental, that's physical. You got to row whoa

1091
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:05,719
Speaker 11: you got to do it?

1092
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 12: WHOA lord?

1093
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 14: Man?

1094
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 11: Hell, what's happening in him? That's not mental? This is

1095
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 11: a physical problem you have it. Smell is physical. You

1096
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 11: had to inhale, your nostrils, got to start burning. That's physical.

1097
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 11: I watering. It's physical things that happen when you run

1098
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 11: into a smell, sharpness of breath, that's physical. So we're

1099
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 11: not gonna sit up and act like him and his

1100
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 11: nasty ass son has gotten mental problems. It's physical. Now

1101
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 11: he's starting to smell like his house. I had a

1102
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 11: part and the smell just like his house. You know

1103
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 11: what his house smell like?

1104
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,479
Speaker 1: Oh can we say it on the radio?

1105
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, because it didn't stink. It

1106
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:13,520
Speaker 11: was just strange. His house smelled like and he smelled

1107
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 11: like hot dog water. You know, hot dog water don't stink,

1108
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 11: but it's just strange.

1109
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a distinct odor.

1110
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's how he smelled like hot dog water. I

1111
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 9: want to bring and.

1112
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 11: Then you know his house smell like when we went

1113
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 11: over that, we was always saying, man, is y'all born

1114
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 11: and hot dog that.

1115
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 6: There never was.

1116
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 11: And then wasn't walk sad time we walk in man,

1117
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,320
Speaker 11: man man as we finished hot dog.

1118
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 9: Well, no, we have no hot dog matter. What was

1119
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 9: that I smell? We ain't cook it? Well, somebody has

1120
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 9: some hot dogs in here. Just be in his house, Argus.

1121
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 14: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming

1122
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,760
Speaker 14: up at twenty three after the hours.

1123
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 1: Just get the funk out my face right after this.

1124
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: You're listening.

1125
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 12: Morning show.

1126
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

1127
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 9: This is real simple, ain't no recap. Your house stink?

1128
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:17,439
Speaker 11: She with a man who house stink her teenage son,

1129
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 11: he stink. They starting to smell like the house. Now

1130
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 11: I want the fellas to join.

1131
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 9: In here and right down.

1132
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 11: Your house smell like filling the blank. Now I kicked

1133
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 11: it off with hot dog water. What other smells does

1134
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 11: a house smell?

1135
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 2: Your house smell like gorilla.

1136
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 1: Butto Julius, how do you follow that? Your house smell

1137
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: like under all?

1138
00:59:53,120 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 8: Oh that's your house smell like two skunks in the summer.

1139
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 9: That's hot. See that's hot funk right there. Your house

1140
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 9: smell like hot garbage garbage when it's hot.

1141
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 2: God, your house smell like wet feet that's been hiking.

1142
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,919
Speaker 9: Wait a minute, feet that's been.

1143
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 19: I don't want to say this, but your house smelled

1144
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 19: like it's some four milk somewhere.

1145
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1146
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, your house smell like y'all didn't put the garbage

1147
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 8: out three weeks straight.

1148
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 9: That's what it smelled.

1149
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 11: We already forgot to do that before three weeks, not three.

1150
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 11: Your house smelled like a bag of warm dog food.

1151
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 11: It's not how just won't you know when you open

1152
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,919
Speaker 11: up that bag of dog food and it don't really

1153
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,200
Speaker 11: smell good to you, put your dog over there, be

1154
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 11: going crazy.

1155
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, I got one and we've all experienced it.

1156
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 10: You go lay down on the couch and your grandmama

1157
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 10: been sitting there for a long time, and you have

1158
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 10: to jump up because it's long.

1159
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:30,640
Speaker 19: Yeah, your house smelled like three weeks spoiled.

1160
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 3: Call it green.

1161
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 9: That's thanky right there, heckey, I got the worst. How

1162
01:01:38,560 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 9: about this here?

1163
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 8: Your house smelled like y'all just took some hockey and

1164
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 8: put it in the Microway, put.

1165
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 9: That on thirdy, that's you know, oh you know what

1166
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 9: hockey and turn it on, turn it on thirty seconds

1167
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 9: oh god, I got it hot. Oh I'm like bar

1168
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 9: what come on?

1169
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:01,479
Speaker 1: See?

1170
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, your house smelled like an empty chitling bucket.

1171
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 10: That I have a week jumping is because I'm the

1172
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,320
Speaker 10: only one that knows what to smell like, because I

1173
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 10: have to shave is mama's back hair, that's what it smell.

1174
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: Well, George Waller's gonna jump on you one day when

1175
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: you least expected.

1176
01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 16: Oh come on, No, house smell like a huge baby

1177
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 16: diaper left in a hot car.

1178
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 3: But you open that door.

1179
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 9: A man. When the twins was little, I did that

1180
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 9: one time.

1181
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:52,960
Speaker 20: God, god, man, you left the diaper in the car. Steve,

1182
01:02:54,000 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 20: I thought I thought my little girls was mean? Have

1183
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 20: you main twin girls back there? It is grown ass

1184
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 20: from me with a little bonnet. So no, it just

1185
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 20: to see I didn't have daughters. I have two men

1186
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 20: in the back.

1187
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 3: That's wrong.

1188
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wrong.

1189
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 3: It is hot too.

1190
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 8: This house smell like gorilla toe jam. Yeah that right there,

1191
01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 8: smell it. Call us smell it.

1192
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 3: No, Shirley and I our face has just been frown Yeah.

1193
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 11: Your mama, No, I have a week store your mama house.

1194
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 11: Your mama house smelled like they carr the fish grease

1195
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 11: on the stone.

1196
01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 19: The whole house.

1197
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 6: How did his mama get at it?

1198
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 9: I don't know. You mentioned, George Wallace? What I just said?

1199
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 9: Your mama house? You say you know I didn't do that.

1200
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,480
Speaker 2: Your house? I mean your house smell like.

1201
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 10: Empty sardine can that you forgot and it's back behind

1202
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 10: the trash can.

1203
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: That is substinct.

1204
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 2: You can't and you can't find it.

1205
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 3: You can't.

1206
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 2: Where is that coming from?

1207
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:19,479
Speaker 3: Coming from?

1208
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:19,880
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1209
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: I fucked to the house before.

1210
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 19: What time did I walked in? I said, hey man,

1211
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 19: this house smelled like hot sex.

1212
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 2: I'm not like.

1213
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 6: Somebody.

1214
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 3: Where are they doing it at?

1215
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 6: Where that fun?

1216
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 3: That little twins?

1217
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 9: This house smelled like goat cheese and monkey ass?

1218
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 7: What is that?

1219
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 6: Hey man?

1220
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 9: House?

1221
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nasty.

1222
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 6: That isn't making me sick.

1223
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:52,360
Speaker 3: Time yet?

1224
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 9: No, we got more.

1225
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got about a minute. Come on, let's go.

1226
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 11: Y'all's house. Y'all's house smith just like y'all's breath. Damn,

1227
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 11: that's that's why I don't nobody y'all when they talking.

1228
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:17,160
Speaker 19: To I came in, This house smell likes a small pudding, staring.

1229
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:18,880
Speaker 6: Proud of you.

1230
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 1: I went over, I came back all right.

1231
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,120
Speaker 14: You can email us or instagram us your thoughts on

1232
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 14: Today's Strawberry Letter, guys and Steve Harvey f M.

1233
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1234
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 9: So I know y'all. Don't thank y'all off to ladies.

1235
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,080
Speaker 9: What the question? Quickly?

1236
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 5: Uh?

1237
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 9: One got to Go's what we've been doing all day.

1238
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:45,080
Speaker 9: One got to go, ladies.

1239
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 11: Denzel Washington, Idris Elbow, no, Will Smith, the Rock, ladies.

1240
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 9: One got to go.

1241
01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:01,800
Speaker 1: God damn, you know what. I'm gonna go with the rock.

1242
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go with the rock.

1243
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going with the rock.

1244
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:09,439
Speaker 9: Will will Is just and we've been through enough.

1245
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 3: Well you ain't gonna like my ass.

1246
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 7: You ain't gonna like my.

1247
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 3: Ass, so we don't got to go.

1248
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 1: You know, not to do this understanding, though exactly.

1249
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 9: Understand. You ought to do one.

1250
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:31,600
Speaker 11: You ought to do one for women too. The ladies

1251
01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 11: put together listen, asked a fell Okay, all.

1252
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 14: Right, all right, halle Berry, that's over so here, uh

1253
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 14: Meg the Stallion right now, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.

1254
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 8: Bye Stallion, Bye, Bye Stallion, Sorry about your foot bye.

1255
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with the Stallions, simply

1256
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 9: because I don't really know her. Yeah, but Halle j

1257
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 9: loo J, Kim.

1258
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: Kardashian and Kim Kardashian.

1259
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:14,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I love the Stallion, but she got the right.

1260
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 8: Of let's pull the Stallion out and put Beyonce, Halle, Beyonce.

1261
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:21,320
Speaker 9: Who.

1262
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,200
Speaker 14: Kim Kardashian, that's who. That was my list, and you

1263
01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 14: substituted the Stallions.

1264
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:30,480
Speaker 2: They got to go. You got to go.

1265
01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 5: Are you.

1266
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 14: To go?

1267
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 2: JJ gonna show up?

1268
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 11: I know that, I know.

1269
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,640
Speaker 12: And you don't want any entanglements.

1270
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,720
Speaker 9: You're just trying to stay with the least amount of problem.

1271
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1272
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 9: If you try to stay out of a situation, you

1273
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 9: leave the situation. Yeah.

1274
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 7: Yes.

1275
01:07:54,640 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 9: Oh man, Okay, well I ain't how much Cally ain't

1276
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 9: leaving at all? Well, because I know Halle, I have

1277
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 9: Halle had to go. Yeah, I know her.

1278
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: Oh so you okay, Well, I know one thing. Jim

1279
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:16,160
Speaker 1: Zell and Induris aren't going anywhere.

1280
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:20,160
Speaker 3: Ever in d when they die and come back.

1281
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're still in the list. There's still no I'm

1282
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 11: not I'm not. I didn't pick them cause of flyness.

1283
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

1284
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:31,240
Speaker 9: I just because I know Hallie and for anybody thinking

1285
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:35,439
Speaker 9: and I don't know. I like that, but I just

1286
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,599
Speaker 9: know her. Okay, you know I don't know at all.

1287
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,440
Speaker 1: All right, you're listening.

1288
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 12: Morning show.

1289
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:47,080
Speaker 14: All right, we have a little time to kill here, Steve.

1290
01:08:47,280 --> 01:08:49,400
Speaker 14: This game is so hot today that we've been playing

1291
01:08:49,479 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 14: one guy to go.

1292
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: Jay came up with this.

1293
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 8: I got one, I got let me try, let me try.

1294
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:02,960
Speaker 8: Here we go, Tupac, Sloop ice Cube, jay Z?

1295
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:10,799
Speaker 9: You Tupac?

1296
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 3: Who who?

1297
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 9: Snoop Dogg ice ice Cube?

1298
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 2: Snoop Dogg is not going? No damn we know that.

1299
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:21,280
Speaker 6: Your me too.

1300
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 14: I love He's not leaving and Monica will kill us

1301
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 14: all if we take out Cube.

1302
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:32,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so who in that time at renom again?

1303
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 9: Sloop Dog ice cue Z.

1304
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 10: Here's how I picked one, because who could have normally

1305
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 10: most hang out with. There's no way I'm gonna hang

1306
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:48,160
Speaker 10: out with jay Z. It's no way, Snoop Possibly it's

1307
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 10: a good cue.

1308
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 3: You see who you got?

1309
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:51,680
Speaker 2: Who you go?

1310
01:09:52,080 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 1: That's too hard? That one's too hard.

1311
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 9: That's all.

1312
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 3: That's is the only one.

1313
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 9: I really didn't know. I know these are is was

1314
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 9: a movement?

1315
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 6: So he has JA.

1316
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, I want you on that one. All right.

1317
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,280
Speaker 14: We can't decide on that one, Tommy that was too good?

1318
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 5: All right?

1319
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:23,640
Speaker 14: More than Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up and some

1320
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:26,799
Speaker 14: trending news at thirty three minutes after the hour right after.

1321
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 1: This, you're listening.

1322
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:29,880
Speaker 12: Morning show?

1323
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,240
Speaker 1: All right, you guys, pay attention to this because this

1324
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 1: story is crazy.

1325
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 14: Uh. It can be painful to find out your son

1326
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 14: isn't your son, all right? That can be painful because

1327
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 14: your partner was unfaithful. However, a man posted on TikTok

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01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:52,560
Speaker 14: to explain what happened to him. The post is a

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01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,600
Speaker 14: video of him distraught and crying in it, and he

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01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:01,599
Speaker 14: reveals that he found out that his son is actually

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01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:02,599
Speaker 14: his uncle.

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01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:07,320
Speaker 1: Did you get that his son is actually his uncle?

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01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:08,000
Speaker 21: So?

1334
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,400
Speaker 1: How did this happen? How did this happen? What happened?

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01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: What happened?

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01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 14: Well, the man's grandfather invited him and his girlfriend to

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01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:20,280
Speaker 14: stay with him, and during that time, the man's girlfriend

1338
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:24,520
Speaker 14: wound up having an affair with his grandfather.

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01:11:25,560 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 9: You get it?

1340
01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:26,400
Speaker 5: So far?

1341
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 19: Yeah?

1342
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: Crazy right?

1343
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:29,680
Speaker 3: All right?

1344
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:32,719
Speaker 14: That led to the baby boy, which the man thought

1345
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 14: was his, And it turns out his grandfather has done

1346
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 14: stuff like this before. Because the man captioned his TikTok post,

1347
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 14: can't believe I expected more from a man that had

1348
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 14: a whole other family around the corner from my granny's house.

1349
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:53,800
Speaker 1: So this grandfather is just that. Oh yeah, he thought

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01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:56,679
Speaker 1: it was his son. But this is really your uncle?

1351
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 19: What because you're hey, hey, who you talking to?

1352
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 1: Shut up shooting you?

1353
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,719
Speaker 2: I'm your I'm your.

1354
01:12:09,320 --> 01:12:11,280
Speaker 1: Your grandma with your girl?

1355
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 3: All right?

1356
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,759
Speaker 9: So how old is the baby?

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01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: Let's read on Tommy.

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01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 14: The man says he still wants to be part of

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01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 14: his son slash uncle's life, but also questions why his

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01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,439
Speaker 14: grandfather would hurt him this way. In a different video,

1361
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:30,719
Speaker 14: he describes how he found out, saying his girlfriend's phone

1362
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,320
Speaker 14: kept ringing, just ping, ping, pinging, so he checked to

1363
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 14: see what was going on and saw the text were

1364
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:41,200
Speaker 14: from his grandfather. Then he found year's worth year's worth

1365
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 14: of messages from his granddad, including pictures and explicit stuff.

1366
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, I'm not raising my uncle all I'm sounds crazy right.

1367
01:12:57,439 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 9: My own dad. But I don't know who this dude is.

1368
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 9: I still want to be in my son's life.

1369
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:03,840
Speaker 11: I don't.

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01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 9: I don't understand. Man, does it ever say how all

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01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:07,600
Speaker 9: the child is?

1372
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,120
Speaker 1: It never said the child was.

1373
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,440
Speaker 21: It's not like it's an official story. It's on TikTok.

1374
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:17,600
Speaker 21: So he hosted himself crying and you know all the

1375
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,799
Speaker 21: details you know, were revealed.

1376
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:23,680
Speaker 8: If he said years and years and messages, then it's

1377
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:24,760
Speaker 8: some time it went back.

1378
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,720
Speaker 11: You know, then he could have gotten attached to the

1379
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:30,920
Speaker 11: little boy. Yeah you don't love him and all like this,

1380
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,040
Speaker 11: regardless as to.

1381
01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:32,560
Speaker 14: Who he is.

1382
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:32,960
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:33,720
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

1384
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 9: I wonder how he found out it was the granddaddy's day.

1385
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: Well he checked, you know, yeah, well I guess, but

1386
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 1: it didn't say that.

1387
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,560
Speaker 14: But when he saw those texts, he knew something was

1388
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 14: up from the grandfather year's worth of messages.

1389
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 1: Picture.

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01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:54,679
Speaker 9: Have you told your daddy because that's your daddy, daddy?

1391
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:57,519
Speaker 15: Huh right, right right, you don't know that could be

1392
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:04,759
Speaker 15: your mom's dad, dad anyway, open my granddad anyway, whoever

1393
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:05,799
Speaker 15: it is, whoop of my granddad?

1394
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1395
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:14,639
Speaker 1: The girlfriend, Yeah she slept with his grand father.

1396
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:15,599
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1397
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,439
Speaker 3: But still, I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know.

1398
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:20,760
Speaker 1: It was convenience.

1399
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 9: What he says, good, you own so many whel well

1400
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 9: you get so many wheel.

1401
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 21: Now that's heartbreaking, is and some of the comments people

1402
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,120
Speaker 21: were saying that, you know, to the young man, you

1403
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 21: didn't deserve that, you know, you know, if you still

1404
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,679
Speaker 21: want to be in a little boy's life being mentor

1405
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 21: to him, you know, you know that was that's hard.

1406
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,080
Speaker 14: That's who suffers the little boy because the man he

1407
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:58,639
Speaker 14: thought was his father all this time is his uncle.

1408
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: Is his nephew, right, yes, it's his nephew. You just

1409
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:08,680
Speaker 1: shake your head when you hear it's crazy. Yeah, all right,

1410
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:11,160
Speaker 1: all right. We'll have more of the Steve.

1411
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 14: Harvey Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour.

1412
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 14: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1413
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:19,960
Speaker 1: It's time now for a round.

1414
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 14: And would you rather would you rather propose in front

1415
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:29,320
Speaker 14: of a crowd or would you rather proposed privately?

1416
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:31,720
Speaker 3: Junior said be privately?

1417
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll go with Bee too. Yeah, she say no people,

1418
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 9: I don't yeh, gotta fight everybody.

1419
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:39,679
Speaker 6: Oh that's.

1420
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,560
Speaker 9: O rain back in my pocket and all this.

1421
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,040
Speaker 11: You know, I got to get up off my knee

1422
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,519
Speaker 11: and turned around, figure out which where's the hold in

1423
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 11: the crowd? I can.

1424
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:57,240
Speaker 9: I gotta take a room and wash my face.

1425
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 18: All this man and then the crowd it's like collectively,

1426
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 18: oh man, somebody here the crowd.

1427
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 9: Yeah, somebody hit me on the back, like they did Rudy,

1428
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:14,040
Speaker 9: I probably hang dog.

1429
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:17,360
Speaker 7: All right?

1430
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:23,720
Speaker 14: Would you rather use a dating app or would you

1431
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,680
Speaker 14: rather go old school and go on a blind date? B?

1432
01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, because people down on their profile pictures? Do

1433
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:31,120
Speaker 9: you who you? Really?

1434
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 19: I'd rather just go see it for myself than.

1435
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 1: To and have someone do an emergency call if you

1436
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 1: don't like the way they look.

1437
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,000
Speaker 9: I can walk out the blind dates.

1438
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,960
Speaker 11: I've actually been on a blind date so bad that

1439
01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 11: I acted as if.

1440
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 9: I was blind.

1441
01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 6: Did you do that you could see? And then you wouldn't?

1442
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,639
Speaker 11: And then as soon as she walked up to the table,

1443
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 11: I got him and snap her chill leg off, you gud.

1444
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 9: Tapped my way right out that day. Wud nothdn't happen,

1445
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,040
Speaker 9: I did think.

1446
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 1: As soon as you saw up, he snapping sid down.

1447
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,280
Speaker 9: As soon as she sat down, I stood snapped the

1448
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 9: leg off. I started tapping my ass right off that

1449
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:27,599
Speaker 9: restaurant table. Egg wasn't long enough. I had to bear

1450
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:32,439
Speaker 9: it over right, kind of little phrase, what are you doing?

1451
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 10: Huh?

1452
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:33,600
Speaker 7: Who are you?

1453
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 9: On the way?

1454
01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,400
Speaker 3: You didn't touch nothing on the way because you can

1455
01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:43,400
Speaker 3: see what you was doing, didn't.

1456
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 9: I kept saying this bike, I kept looking for my dog.

1457
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 6: Well thing, I don't.

1458
01:17:57,479 --> 01:17:59,880
Speaker 3: Crazy, all right, what you put.

1459
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:02,040
Speaker 8: These?

1460
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:04,080
Speaker 11: Don't?

1461
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,599
Speaker 14: Would you rather compete in the summer Olympics or would

1462
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,320
Speaker 14: you rather compete in a Winter Olympics sports?

1463
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:14,439
Speaker 9: What the hell I'm gonna do in the winter sports?

1464
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:28,840
Speaker 1: Ice gaming? Like CLU, So, I guess that's summer for

1465
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: the both of you.

1466
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 7: All right, thank you.

1467
01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:33,040
Speaker 14: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll

1468
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,400
Speaker 14: have our last break of the day and Steve Harvey

1469
01:18:35,479 --> 01:18:37,120
Speaker 14: are fearless leader, the one and only.

1470
01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:38,960
Speaker 1: We'll close out the show right after this.

1471
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:42,400
Speaker 12: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1472
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:46,000
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, take us home with some closing please.

1473
01:18:46,439 --> 01:18:46,639
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1474
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 9: You know, I wanted to.

1475
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:57,120
Speaker 11: Address men oh today and just pay a compliment to men.

1476
01:18:58,200 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 11: I'm talking to men who take the time out to

1477
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:08,880
Speaker 11: be dads. If you're a father, that's one thing. If

1478
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:12,200
Speaker 11: you're dad, that's a whole another thing. You know, anybody

1479
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 11: can father a child. You can commit an act of love,

1480
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:23,560
Speaker 11: of act of lust and become a father, But it

1481
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 11: takes another dude to become a dad. And I just

1482
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 11: wanted to take some time out to recognize the dads

1483
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:35,920
Speaker 11: out there. You know, moms get a lot of the

1484
01:19:36,040 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 11: credit and as they should. I mean, being a mother

1485
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:42,560
Speaker 11: is something special. I think we all would agree to

1486
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 11: the fact that a woman can have a child and

1487
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,759
Speaker 11: give birth to a human being. I mean that puts

1488
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:52,160
Speaker 11: them in a class of their own. We can't even

1489
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,720
Speaker 11: begin to compete or compare who we are and what

1490
01:19:55,880 --> 01:20:00,600
Speaker 11: we do, but we are valuable all the same. And

1491
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,520
Speaker 11: there are men out there who have taken the responsibility

1492
01:20:04,439 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 11: after they become fathers, to become dads. And this tribute

1493
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:13,479
Speaker 11: is just to you, just to say thank you for

1494
01:20:13,640 --> 01:20:17,600
Speaker 11: being dads, for taking the time to honor your commitment.

1495
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 11: Understand that it don't always work out with the mother.

1496
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,519
Speaker 11: I do understand that, but it has got to work

1497
01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:31,040
Speaker 11: out for the children. I'm so happy for the men

1498
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:36,479
Speaker 11: who fight through the problems of the relationship to still

1499
01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:42,440
Speaker 11: maintain a relationship with the child. That's so critically important,

1500
01:20:43,160 --> 01:20:48,240
Speaker 11: it really really is. I thank God for men who

1501
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:56,160
Speaker 11: take the responsibility of other fathers' children who have not, cannot,

1502
01:20:56,439 --> 01:21:00,160
Speaker 11: or wont, for whatever the reason is, take up the

1503
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:03,800
Speaker 11: banner of being a dad. Now, a lot of men

1504
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:07,719
Speaker 11: who have stepped in and become dads and father figures

1505
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:12,839
Speaker 11: for children all around, and because simply because their actual

1506
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:16,719
Speaker 11: biological father just ain't up to the task for whatever

1507
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:20,439
Speaker 11: the reason is. But this ain't slamming nobody. I'm just

1508
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:24,560
Speaker 11: saying thank you for the dads who are dads. It

1509
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,559
Speaker 11: has been an honor to be a father and a dad.

1510
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:32,360
Speaker 11: And I want every man out there that's being a dad,

1511
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:36,840
Speaker 11: that's seeing about their kids in school, that's sending them

1512
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:40,559
Speaker 11: text that's checking on them, that's taking them to the park,

1513
01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,000
Speaker 11: that's walking with them, that's holding their little girl's hand,

1514
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,000
Speaker 11: that's putting their arm around their son and offering them

1515
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,400
Speaker 11: leadership and guidance.

1516
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:53,560
Speaker 9: That's going through all the things to help provide.

1517
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 11: The necessary tools for this young person to grow up

1518
01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:59,800
Speaker 11: and feel the security of a man.

1519
01:22:01,560 --> 01:22:04,320
Speaker 9: It has been an honor for me to be a father.

1520
01:22:06,560 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 11: Yesterday, my daughters were born, Brandy and Carley, and they

1521
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 11: grew me up quite a bit. They were twenty I

1522
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:17,320
Speaker 11: was twenty five years old when they were born. I

1523
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:21,479
Speaker 11: wasn't really equipped for the job fully, but they grew

1524
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:26,240
Speaker 11: me up, and ever since then I have tried to

1525
01:22:26,479 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 11: uphold my end of the bargain. I fall in short

1526
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,840
Speaker 11: sometimes I guess along the way, but at the end

1527
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:36,439
Speaker 11: of it, I always tried to make good on my

1528
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 11: promise to them. I always tried to be the best

1529
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:43,759
Speaker 11: I could for them. And you know, everybody makes mistakes

1530
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:47,280
Speaker 11: in life. And once again, this ain't a slam on nobody.

1531
01:22:47,720 --> 01:22:49,560
Speaker 11: I'm just taking out the time to say to the

1532
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:53,360
Speaker 11: dads out there, thank y'all for being dads, for putting

1533
01:22:53,400 --> 01:22:56,240
Speaker 11: it down. It is an honor to be a father.

1534
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,439
Speaker 11: It's a beautiful thing to see a man with his

1535
01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:04,240
Speaker 11: child playing with the baby walking, They little girl holding

1536
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,320
Speaker 11: her walking, these boys teaching them, throwing the ball with them.

1537
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,880
Speaker 11: You ain't got to have money to be a great dad.

1538
01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:13,840
Speaker 11: Matter of fact, you don't have to have money at all.

1539
01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:17,160
Speaker 11: You got to have love, You got to have some time,

1540
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 11: and you got to have heart for it. And it's

1541
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:21,920
Speaker 11: a lot of men out there that's got the heart

1542
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:25,960
Speaker 11: for it. And I'm appreciative of that because oftentimes men

1543
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,680
Speaker 11: get a bad rap. But it's a lot of good

1544
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 11: men out there. It's a lot of good men that

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Speaker 11: found a way to take care of their children. It's

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Speaker 11: a lot of good men out there that have found

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Speaker 11: a way to take care of other men's children that

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Speaker 11: ain't stepped up to the plate.

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Speaker 9: Like I said, for whatever the reason. But this ain't

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Speaker 9: really about them.

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Speaker 11: This is about the men who have given themselves unselfishly

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Speaker 11: to children so that they can say, that's my daddy,

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Speaker 11: that's my dad. I mean, that's got to be a

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Speaker 11: reassuring feeling for a child to say, I'm going to

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Speaker 11: tell my daddy. Not that it's gonna get you in trouble,

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Speaker 11: it's just I got somebody that I think is big

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Speaker 11: and strong. And there's a lot of men out there

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Speaker 11: that's being their kids hero that maybe your kid think

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Speaker 11: you better than Superman or Batman. And that's what it's

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Speaker 11: all about.

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Speaker 9: Man. You just want somebody to feel that way about you.

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Speaker 9: So hats off to all.

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Speaker 11: The men out there that's been being dad's that's been

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Speaker 11: giving it up, that's taking care of your families, that's

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Speaker 11: putting it in, that's providing a place to stay, cars, protection, security, love, guidance, discipline.

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Speaker 11: That's what fatherhood is about. That's what being the dadd

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Speaker 11: is about. My hats off to all of y'all those

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Speaker 11: red y'all have a great day today. Hey listen, talk

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