Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of It's
Speaker 1: a Hard knock Zete for Us that is courtesy of
Speaker 1: Johnny Davis, followed by a bunch of mumbling Beatty beat
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Speaker 1: Don't uh that's so funny because song cops.
Speaker 2: You're like giving up even on syllables that are made up,
Speaker 2: rather than like being wrong and strong ecstatic beings.
Speaker 1: Never very confident. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I wasn't very confident in the lyrics that I never
Speaker 1: bothered to learn and was completely wrong about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, excuse me while I kissed this guy?
Speaker 1: Yes, did you have that book from?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: The like misheard lyrics and I recover was a cartoon
Speaker 1: drawing of Jimmy Hendrix kissing somebody and it said, excuse
Speaker 1: me while I kissed this guy.
Speaker 2: No, but it's I feel like I remember that book
Speaker 2: coming out, I just didn't have it.
Speaker 1: It was never as good as that cover would lead
Speaker 1: you to believe. That was the best one. The rest
Speaker 1: were pretty sweaty. It was like they had three that
Speaker 1: they had actually misheard, and then the other ones they
Speaker 1: were like under presh her what.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, space oh, ground controlled the major Tom was
Speaker 2: clown control to Mao Zedong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody thought that. Nobody thought that, y'all. Just you
Speaker 1: just like found shit that rhymed with some famous song lyrics.
Speaker 1: But there were like a couple that were actually misheard lyrics.
Speaker 2: Like back Loser. I get how people misheard loser because
Speaker 2: I was in Spanish sore hand in the door, soy
Speaker 2: on my candy corn boys call me Albert Gord. No,
Speaker 2: that's not a stretch, and that's where you made it up.
Speaker 2: That's where you started making it up. You need cool Aid.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm not fooling. Okay, that's a whole lot of love.
Speaker 1: It's about kool aid commercial and it is Anyways, I'm Jack,
Speaker 1: that's Miles And this is a podcast where we just
Speaker 1: like talk about misheard song lyrics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, we actually it's a.
Speaker 1: Meta analysis of other media where they talk about misheard
Speaker 1: song lyrics. You determine whether it's bullshit or not. No,
Speaker 1: this is this is a show where we look at
Speaker 1: the what's trending and what is trending right now is
Speaker 1: Larry Sinclair, who is a convicted con artist who for
Speaker 1: years has claimed that he smoked cocaine and had sex
Speaker 1: with Barack Obama in nineteen ninety nine. Everybody wants to
Speaker 1: say he smoked crack because they're racist.
Speaker 2: He just a record cocaine.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, we were doing it right, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1: But you know this person, he's been around since two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. He came out said, yeah, this guy,
Speaker 1: this like limo driver. I asked a limo driver to
Speaker 1: put me into in touch with someone who partied. Limo
Speaker 1: driver introduced me to Barack Obama, who was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Barack Obama, Illinois State Senator, Illinois Senator Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: Let's buy some cocaine. Here's two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Buy me some cocaine. I'll smoke it with you and
Speaker 1: then we'll make love and it uh so So, Tucker
Speaker 1: Carlson went, this is another another big bomb drop from
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson's interview on the Adam Carolla podcast. This is
Speaker 1: another thing that he said which is obviously true.
Speaker 2: He said, a guy came forward, Larry Sinclair and said,
Speaker 2: I'll sign an affid David, and he did, I'll do
Speaker 2: a lie detector and he did, and that's what led
Speaker 2: him to say obviously true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, except he famously failed the lie detector test.
Speaker 2: Well he took. It's just like your opinion, man, yeah,
Speaker 2: but always I don't know. It's interesting in two thousand
Speaker 2: seems like it's.
Speaker 1: Exclusive only a story because Tucker Carlson has decided to
Speaker 1: talk about it.
Speaker 2: Of course, because they're grasping its shit, while like the
Speaker 2: walls are imploding on Trump and like it sounds like
Speaker 2: more and more people are potentially gonna flip. But like
Speaker 2: this guy, apparently Sinclair, he said in two thousand and
Speaker 2: four he sign an affidavid claiming to be terminally ill,
Speaker 2: as he sought to have a warrant dismissed, although two
Speaker 2: decades later he seems to be alive. So he likes
Speaker 2: to sign little paper lies and do that. But hey, Tucker, a.
Speaker 1: Legit con artist, loves getting photographed with like women in
Speaker 1: maga hats, and you know he's just he's for the party.
Speaker 1: He's still going around asking uh limo drivers to put
Speaker 1: him in touch with people who like to party, and
Speaker 1: the latest is Tucker Carlson. He likes to party. Man,
Speaker 1: He's out here just trying to get things trending on X.
Speaker 1: Have you noted like people, I feel like the media
Speaker 1: should just agree that we're not calling it X right,
Speaker 1: jud they're.
Speaker 2: Talking about the labor like you're talking about articles where
Speaker 2: they reference it on Twitter and they're like X formally.
Speaker 1: On Twitter, the website formerly known as Twitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are we doing every time? Just I don't know,
Speaker 2: why are we respecting this man and his dumb ideas?
Speaker 2: Just it's Twitter. I'm not gonna call it anything else
Speaker 2: because it Twitter. It like it encompasses everything that I
Speaker 2: know it to be.
Speaker 1: X is drugs, right exactly? Okay, dark man X dark
Speaker 1: give it all right? Well, speaking of that asshole, Elon
Speaker 1: not DMX. Another asshole that the one we were talking
Speaker 1: about before him, Elon Musk says he wants to sue
Speaker 1: the Anti Defamation League for defamation. He's basically said that
Speaker 1: they are the reason for Twitter's failing advertising revenue, which
Speaker 1: is down sixty percent, which it's, you know, but complete
Speaker 1: bullshit and doesn't seem like a thing that he could prove,
Speaker 1: but you know, he he it makes sense that he
Speaker 1: wants to believe that the Anti Defamation League is responsible
Speaker 1: for his revenue losses. As opposed to him proudly shitting
Speaker 1: his own pants for the world to see on a
Speaker 1: daily basis, which seems to be more the more likely culprit.
Speaker 2: It's just a weird boomerang of like it's also like
Speaker 2: all the giving not sees their accounts and ship back
Speaker 2: and the anti Semitism that proliferates on there, but then saying,
Speaker 2: but then using anti semitism to explain that anti Semitism
Speaker 2: has been fucking up the bottom line as a company.
Speaker 2: It's wild. I'm like, I'm not usually here to defend
Speaker 2: the ad.
Speaker 1: L, but is basically a pro.
Speaker 2: Lobby. Yeah, yeah, I mean, like it's they usually they're
Speaker 2: gonna come out first when someone deigns to say something
Speaker 2: like Israel isn't apartheid state. But in this case, you know,
Speaker 2: yeah it is true. You look at the fucking rampant
Speaker 2: like hate speech that's on Twitter. Yeah, that that that
Speaker 2: may affect things. Although I mean, all all Elon mus
Speaker 2: did was like triple down on like the worst hand,
Speaker 2: so I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just completely he's trippling down on policies that
Speaker 1: make it a worse place to hang out, make it
Speaker 1: a less cool place to be because it's full of
Speaker 1: just like horrifying people who have opinions that are very
Speaker 1: unattractive to the vast majority of human beings on the
Speaker 1: planet Earth. And you are a advertiser driven model. So
Speaker 1: it's not like people look to interest groups to tell
Speaker 1: them what is the place to advertise? Right that they
Speaker 1: look to what the general population thinks about a thing,
Speaker 1: and people think you are bad at this and you
Speaker 1: should stop owning Twitter.
Speaker 2: All my ad revenues gone. What could it have been?
Speaker 2: It was it's this group of people, or maybe it's
Speaker 2: that I fired the people who were finding ads to
Speaker 2: put on the platform because you've completely vaporized whole departments
Speaker 2: over there. There's a lot there's a lot of other
Speaker 2: things at work here. But again I don't suspect or
Speaker 2: I don't expect Elon Musk to actually come out with
Speaker 2: the objective analysis he's going to do the thing that
Speaker 2: you know excuses his shitty behavior.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean anti Semitism shot up by a
Speaker 1: whopping one hundred and five percent after he took over
Speaker 1: the platform, and then now his response to the failure
Speaker 1: caused by that is to be openly anti semitic with
Speaker 1: the ADL thing. So he's basically yeah, and I mean
Speaker 1: it is it is kind of funny because like Henry Ford,
Speaker 1: like that's that's the kind of historical corollary that people
Speaker 1: have typically used for him, that he's like this massive
Speaker 1: industrialist who controls like all these different things and you know,
Speaker 1: has outsized power. And Henry Ford also a famous anti
Speaker 1: semi who blamed Jews for any failures that he had
Speaker 1: in business. So I mean it's kind of this is
Speaker 1: the anti semi playbook, h which just blamed Jews for
Speaker 1: your own failure.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised. But I also so I know somebody who
Speaker 2: just got a tuzla and he said the Protocols of
Speaker 2: the Elders of Zion was pre downloaded onto the entertainment system. Yeah,
Speaker 2: as an audiobook.
Speaker 1: Cool, all right, let's uh, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back, and Bill
Speaker 1: Maher's name is trending and that's never that's never a
Speaker 1: good thing. Yeah. Usually up it's usually has to do
Speaker 1: with when he makes some garbage statement on his show.
Speaker 1: But his HBO series is shut down because of the strike,
Speaker 1: so instead he's doing something called Club Random Sorry Random
Speaker 1: Wow only on Random, which is a YouTube show that
Speaker 1: seemingly is shot at what looks to be a peer
Speaker 1: one going through a midlife crisis.
Speaker 2: It's not great, inexplicable. It looks like shit stolen from
Speaker 2: like the old Pee Wee Herman set and was like
Speaker 2: reupholstered in the worst way. I don't know what the
Speaker 2: fuck this is.
Speaker 1: If Pee Rman was like, you know, early nineties like
Speaker 1: hair metal lead singer, Yeah, it gives some of that
Speaker 1: mixed in with it.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, but yeah, ye had Jim Gaffigan on, Had.
Speaker 1: Jim Gaffigan on Uh, and Uh, he's just like wearing
Speaker 1: black jeans and black T shirt, like yeah, chilling, you know,
Speaker 1: being being a bad boy. And he talked about how
Speaker 1: he loves his writers, which is never good for what's
Speaker 1: going to come next because then he says, but the
Speaker 1: WGA's demands are kookie. Oh, they kind of believe that
Speaker 1: you're owed a living as a writer and you're not.
Speaker 1: Is that so guy who relies on them to say
Speaker 1: the things? Because without your writers, bill, you would just say.
Speaker 2: The most fun islamophobic bull ship.
Speaker 1: And I mean, like the stuff he says is already bad,
Speaker 1: and that's with writers, Like, yeah, he really, uh is
Speaker 1: the most writer constructed comedian that I am aware of,
Speaker 1: because he's yeah, every time he gets gets clear of
Speaker 1: his writers, it's it's a real mess.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Comedian is a technical term, I guess. Yeah, sure, he
Speaker 1: has comedy specials, so we will call him a comedian.
Speaker 1: But I feel like when I picture him, it's him
Speaker 1: saying to the audience, what, oh, come on, what oh? Oh,
Speaker 1: you're too sensitive. I'm sorry, and like that's that's his
Speaker 1: mode of comedy, is saying bad ship that nobody likes
Speaker 1: and isn't funny, and then going, oh, I'm sorry, do
Speaker 1: I offend you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I imply and side against the group
Speaker 2: of people. I'm sorry that upset you. You can go
Speaker 2: back to your frozen dinners now, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but really the worst like just the because he
Speaker 1: gives he like makes good ideas look so bad.
Speaker 2: Oh totally totally.
Speaker 1: But back during the two thousand and seven strike, he
Speaker 1: again there's a pattern here, proclaimed I love my writers
Speaker 1: and then went on a rant about witch hunts and
Speaker 1: threats from the union, and then he likened the strike
Speaker 1: to the invasion of a.
Speaker 2: Rock Oh no, sir, Okay, sure, yeah, good, great take,
Speaker 2: great take.
Speaker 1: So his writers have spoken up and been like, well, actually, like, so,
Speaker 1: first of all, thank you for everything because writing for you,
Speaker 1: like we are paid extremely well because you are notoriously
Speaker 1: the most difficult person to work with. Just a nightmare.
Speaker 1: And there's also a conan writer who talked about how
Speaker 1: Bill Maher was a guest and insisted he'd not be
Speaker 1: spoken to by hair and makeup and also requested that
Speaker 1: there be no skin to skin contact with the people
Speaker 1: doing his hair and makeup.
Speaker 2: Oh good mind, nobody wants to touch your gray turkey
Speaker 2: meat skin. Yeah but okay, Bill, Yeah, cool cool?
Speaker 1: Oh what what did I offend you.
Speaker 2: By your skin? I don't like to be touched on
Speaker 2: the face by people who make less than you know,
Speaker 2: four hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: No eye contact? Is that so hard to understand? New rule?
Speaker 1: You can't make eye contact with me?
Speaker 2: Okay? Such a fucking Weirdoh that's awesome that this this
Speaker 2: talk show set for his YouTube. It's such a such
Speaker 2: an l on its face. Like looking at it, it
Speaker 2: it looks like some guys like weird, like you say,
Speaker 2: midlife crisis shack or like art that isn't hung, it's
Speaker 2: just like sitting on the floor a table that's between
Speaker 2: the two chairs that's entirely too crammed with what looks
Speaker 2: like like a whiskey decanter or something.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's a he's a People also point out, like,
Speaker 2: just look at his Twitter, which I don't know when
Speaker 2: you do. Most of his shit is just like being
Speaker 2: offensive while not being like funny in any way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's that's who he is without writers. Oh Bill, sorry,
Speaker 2: ah Bill, ah Bill?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Uh o.
Speaker 1: A n has settled lawsuit with a Dominion employee. They're
Speaker 1: they're not off the hook with Dominion just yet, but
Speaker 1: it's just fun to see, like, just see this company
Speaker 1: face con sequences repeatedly. So they settled a defamation lawsuit
Speaker 1: brought by a Domingion employee, Eric Komer, for an undisclosed amount,
Speaker 1: and Newsmax previously settled with Coomer back in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: They've done this what you said said, they've already done
Speaker 2: this with him that it's like another one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that this time News last time.
Speaker 2: Oh oh sorry, Newsmax.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, they are separate, they are different, yes, but
Speaker 1: it began with allegations made on a podcast where a
Speaker 1: right wing activist told the host that Komber was part
Speaker 1: of an anti foot conference call in which he told
Speaker 1: them he would rig the election. I love the idea
Speaker 1: of an anti fuck conference call.
Speaker 2: That's a sick name for a podcast, the Antifa conference
Speaker 2: conference call.
Speaker 1: That's a great people.
Speaker 2: I love that. And he said, you just rigged the election.
Speaker 2: That's what he said. That's what he said. It was
Speaker 2: on an Antifa conference call. What do you want me
Speaker 2: to do? Hey? This is Eric?
Speaker 1: Is is this Antifa?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, I just wanted to check in. Would it be
Speaker 1: helpful if I rigged the election? Are you guys?
Speaker 2: Go on? I love that. The quote was quote, don't
Speaker 2: worry about the election. Trump is not going to win.
Speaker 2: I made fucking sure of that.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Antifa? Okay, did you guys like that? Antifa? Okay, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1: Hey Antifa? Yeah, Antifa here, yeah, hey, it's coomer uh ah,
Speaker 1: Trump's not gonna win. Don't worry about it. Me a
Speaker 1: voting machine employee made sure that it's he's not gonna win. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're they're just bad writers. Like it's bad fiction.
Speaker 2: Writing is you know is And I don't know if
Speaker 2: this goes in the podcast, but is there a show
Speaker 2: where you you published, like you take out ads and
Speaker 2: papers and say that this is the number for Antifa
Speaker 2: to get people to call who are like these like
Speaker 2: right wing losers, and you huck up and you're like, yeah, Antifa,
Speaker 2: uh you got, well, what's going on? Whatever you want?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do? Man? You want to
Speaker 2: rig an election? We got all, we're doing it all.
Speaker 2: What do you need? You want to get somebody fired for?
Speaker 2: Because they're not being woken up. That's what we do here.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're anti fascists, so we yeah, that's what we do.
Speaker 1: We re elections. You want us to beat some people up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we're here for. Just random people, just.
Speaker 2: Randoms, catching strays.
Speaker 1: All right, should we go out on a little little
Speaker 1: victory for labor? Yeah. In New York, the state has
Speaker 1: banned the union busting tool of captive audience meeting.
Speaker 2: Yay, that's the thing where employers get the workers together
Speaker 2: and force them to sit through a show and tell
Speaker 2: of union busting bullshit, where basically these like union busting hitmen,
Speaker 2: or if they call them consultant labor consultants or whatever
Speaker 2: the euphemistic term is, and just try and scare the
Speaker 2: fuck out of them. And that's why you don't want
Speaker 2: to unionize. Okay, Jeff Begos loves you, so thank you.
Speaker 2: Any other questions, good, goodly.
Speaker 1: There's videos where people like lose an arm and then
Speaker 1: turn to the camera and and that's why you don't
Speaker 1: want to union sack.
Speaker 2: If only somebody had told me. But yeah, good to see. Uh,
Speaker 2: these are the kinds of things that that are the
Speaker 2: tools that have been used time since time immemorial by capitalists.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess that's one less tactic they can
Speaker 2: use to basically just again try to scare the fuck
Speaker 2: out of workers who are just trying to advocate for
Speaker 2: their own rights.
Speaker 1: So yeah, good, good, good, All right, Well, those are
Speaker 1: some of the things that are trending on this Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, we will get to the guy who shiit
Speaker 1: an airplane on tomorrow's full episode. We felt like we
Speaker 1: needed a full episode to deal with the trust me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well we'll get to it.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, folks, I know you're all clambering, but uh,
Speaker 2: it's coming. Don't yeah, get out your clam boat and
Speaker 2: don't be clambering, clambering.
Speaker 1: We we are back tomorrow with a whole last episode
Speaker 1: of the show. Until then, be kind to each other,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,