WEBVTT - You Hit My Car

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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<v Speaker 1>subject she said, I'm obsessed with sex and money. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that in a little while. Not like this guy, though, Junior.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now the nephew is here. He's here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's pring phone call. What you got for his nep

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do you on this one. You hit my car,

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<v Speaker 1>You hit my car, my car, dog. I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to take tell you, I'm gonna do you on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you hit my car, let's go cat though, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you waste a lot of play. I'm trying to speak

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<v Speaker 1>to a d Do you live an apartment on seven eighth? Ask?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Herman Wales. I live in building three,

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<v Speaker 1>apartment one on five. Do you live an apartment number

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<v Speaker 1>seventy eight? What do you want with where I live? Look? Bam,

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<v Speaker 1>do you drive a camera toyo? The camera light? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, your next doe. Neighbor then told me that

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<v Speaker 1>you ran into my car. I gotta bends a black

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<v Speaker 1>one of two thousand and five C two for the now.

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<v Speaker 1>I got light blue scratches on my My neighbor told

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<v Speaker 1>you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name is

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Kendall, A little across the hall. What the cross?

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<v Speaker 1>That little across the hall told you what? Man? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>all I know is he said he lived in apartment eighty.

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<v Speaker 1>He lived next door to you. You live in a

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<v Speaker 1>supposedly apartment seven ages right here in Cambridge Court apartments. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm saying is he told me your car is,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the light blue car hit my back into

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<v Speaker 1>my car? And I ain't trying to create no problem,

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<v Speaker 1>but somebody got to fix my car and I got

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<v Speaker 1>light blue scratches on my bends. Uh checked my light

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<v Speaker 1>blue claming wasn't only light blue camera they made? Ma'am,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the only light. You're the only light you call

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot. Are the only light blue car

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot? Right now, I ain't gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>I've been the only light blue car in the damn

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<v Speaker 1>parking lot. Man, I'm not look and I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle watching. What can I do for you? What do

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? What can you do for me? You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hit my car, don't touch your damn car. If you

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<v Speaker 1>got some cameras out in this park lot, that saw

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<v Speaker 1>me hit your car. No, I don't have no cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I believe this conversation is over, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't give a damn what's across That man across the

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<v Speaker 1>hall told you, look, let me tell you something. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't hit my car. Now, you gonna hold on? Hold on? Player?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh is you yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you,

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<v Speaker 1>but you don't at my car. You only touch the

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<v Speaker 1>only light blue car in the parking line, the only

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<v Speaker 1>light blue car in the parking lot. Now and as

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of correct, my client, even in the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>My apposed to bar my car go to the shop. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>is it possible that your sister is the one that

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<v Speaker 1>hit my car? Now? Na? What okay? Is your sister

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<v Speaker 1>when is she coming back? Maybe she hit my car?

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<v Speaker 1>And then tell you she hit my car. She ain't

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<v Speaker 1>hit your car. She ain't hit your car, cause she

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<v Speaker 1>would have told me she hit your damn call. Look, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, ain't nobody to hit your damn car. My

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<v Speaker 1>car ain't got no damn scratches on it. You won't

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<v Speaker 1>give what kind of scratches you got on your car?

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<v Speaker 1>But I can't do a damn thing about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>even if you're dead, let me just be clear. I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got no insurance, no way, so I can't do

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<v Speaker 1>nothing for you. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something you ain't gotta tell me. You

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got to telling me. Fine, and as far as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm concerned, this conversation is over. Wait minute, let me

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<v Speaker 1>go as you call it back, Milt. You act like

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't got you about. You had them scratches on

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<v Speaker 1>your car all ready, and you ain't gonna use has

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<v Speaker 1>no more excuse to get you no new paints. I

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<v Speaker 1>had no scratches already on my car. Yeah you had him,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah you had no I'm an insurance and just

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<v Speaker 1>if he come over here, no, because you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>using your insurance. I now re told you ain't got

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<v Speaker 1>don't make me come over to your partment No. Seven

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<v Speaker 1>in the dough. I'm on my way to the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm standing in the door. Come out, come out. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I got thirty five hundred dollars worth for scratches on

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<v Speaker 1>my car that you need to pay for. You the

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<v Speaker 1>only you're the only worth thirty five hundred dollars. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're already doing better than me? What? What? What? What? Look?

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<v Speaker 1>I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to

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<v Speaker 1>me about I need to talk to you about this

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<v Speaker 1>card and cut your call. My car ain't bumped up

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<v Speaker 1>against your call. I ain't even talk next to no

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<v Speaker 1>BM late. It's a ben it's a ben C two

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<v Speaker 1>for the black. Give a damn if it's a being

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<v Speaker 1>seven seven and seven. I can't help you. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I say something to you? No, you can't say you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you can say to me? You can say.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say one more thing to you,

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<v Speaker 1>one more thing. I'm gonna give you one moment and

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<v Speaker 1>go ahead on all. I want to say this, nephew

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<v Speaker 1>timing from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Your sister robbing

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<v Speaker 1>out of d C. Put me off, make me you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I don't even have y'all show. I listened

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<v Speaker 1>to the show on the internet and this, oh you

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<v Speaker 1>wait to I talked to her. I hate Mr Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen before you go? Can you tell me what is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harvard

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. I'll right Thatphew, you knew you didn't run

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<v Speaker 1>into nobody. Damn well, lying here back because I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>trying to pull myself out there, won't about hit me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know all right, Crosside Cross I'm standing the down down.

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<v Speaker 1>My car ain't even worth thirty five hundred dollars. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't help you. You're already do it better than me.

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<v Speaker 1>The door I watching TV. I ain't got time to

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<v Speaker 1>put that Romans get the Romans left floor. Hello. I

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<v Speaker 1>love a smart mouthed woman. I love her. I love

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<v Speaker 1>but this is my favorite part. When you was breathing

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy and she breathed yeah, and then she said what

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<v Speaker 1>what what? What? Hey? Man? She had she was? She was,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only like blue she just credit already. Yeah. The

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<v Speaker 1>cross Bross said what I tell you that the cross Blake,

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<v Speaker 1>the bla Across told you what because you do know

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<v Speaker 1>he cross out ain't I'm telling what? Yeah? Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>stupid is coming your way to wait Coach Texas. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Friday today you after Thanksgiving Black Friday, you

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<v Speaker 1>can catch the nephew at the hip of droone two shows, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>That is for COVID nineteen safety, get your tickets, nephew,

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<v Speaker 1>time and friends coming your way. It's gonna be real

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<v Speaker 1>to but just like this brain car gonna be really stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>So get you think it's get seated, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>work that turkey, that dressing, that mac and kees them greens.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we're gonna work it off right there with laughter.

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<v Speaker 1>And right now the world is in need of some laughter,

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<v Speaker 1>So come get it from I got it for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you, your mask, You wash your hands? Wow? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you feel getting back there on stage like that?

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<v Speaker 1>You it's been a minute. I felt good six shows though.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't ready for that, man, I was not ready

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<v Speaker 1>for them six bore. I ain't been doing it in Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta stretch them out. If you're gonna do it,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to stretch it out. You gotta commit

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<v Speaker 1>to it. You might be you might be doing eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Trust me, you may do eight to ten shows over

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<v Speaker 1>weekend if you want to. If you're gonna go into

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<v Speaker 1>the club and do it. Yeah, what's what's wrong? I

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<v Speaker 1>really read it done. He didn't done twelve in a week.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I'm just be I'd just be wanting this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, six got you great. Great, it's incredible to

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<v Speaker 1>sell out six shows, make no mistake about it. But

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<v Speaker 1>when you got to do twelve in the weekend, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you started talking. Stovery let her up. Next. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessed with sex and money. We'll get into it

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<v Speaker 1>right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.