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Speaker 1: so now we've corrected that. Let's go to the phone lines.

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Speaker 1: I have asked her to come on the show, so

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Speaker 1: it Richard or Richard?

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Speaker 2: Richard Zar it's Richard.

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Speaker 1: Would you mind if I call you Richard?

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Speaker 2: All right, zar Zar, We're taking the Teach Me the

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Speaker 2: Bible podcast and Bible conference on the road with David

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Speaker 2: Klingler October tenth and eleventh. We're going from beautiful Serene

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Speaker 2: and not as pagan Brandham, Texas and bringing it to

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Speaker 2: a church. We're having it at a church in Spring

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Speaker 2: the cost will be very minimal, as you know, and

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Speaker 1: think Pat and Corey playing my birthday party. It's fifty five.

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Speaker 5: you make that speech once a day for eight months.

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Speaker 1: I don't memorize it.

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Speaker 5: I'm a better speech maker than you are, and I

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Speaker 5: make the cotton picking speech better than you can. Just

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Speaker 5: that simple, he said, I'm fixing to go to a

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Speaker 5: major university. And they ain't never seen me. They don't

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Speaker 5: need to know what I look like. You pull over

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Speaker 5: to the roadside park up here. We are about the

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Speaker 5: same size, and we'll trade clothes and I'll break you

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Speaker 5: from sucking eggs.

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Speaker 1: We'll put you up there.

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Speaker 5: On the stage and let you make the speech, and

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Speaker 5: I'll be the chauffeur and set out in the congregation

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Speaker 5: and I'll watch.

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Speaker 1: You make a food out of yourself.

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Speaker 5: That suits being fine.

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Speaker 1: Let's changed clothes. Now, y'all get this picture.

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Speaker 5: They drive up to the big major university, the real

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Speaker 5: professor with the blue serge suit on driving the big car,

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Speaker 5: the schauffeur sitting on the back seat with a little

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Speaker 5: briefcase in his lap. Twenty two thousand people in the

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Speaker 5: field house, standing room only. The great PhD what graduated

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Speaker 5: from the Great School of Minds, was coming to speak,

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Speaker 5: and they introduced him. And just as he got up

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Speaker 5: to speak, there was the real Professor sitting on the

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Speaker 5: back road with a hard bell, chauffeur's cap in his lap,

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Speaker 5: peeping at him. Now y'all talking about making a speech?

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Speaker 5: Who he forevermore shelled down the corner.

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Speaker 1: He shucked it right.

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Speaker 5: On down to the cop They throld the books in

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Speaker 5: the iron, wallered on the floor, hollered give him a standing, ovation, screamed,

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Speaker 5: and they finally got order restored. And the president of

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Speaker 5: the school got up and said, well, we have about

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Speaker 5: ten minutes before the bell raidings. I wonder if y'all

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Speaker 5: would like to ask this gentleman any questions. Yes, would

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Speaker 5: you like to ask him any questions? Well, y'all have

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Speaker 5: seen the type.

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Speaker 1: A fella got up in about.

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Speaker 5: Halfway back, with big horn, rim glasses on a real

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Speaker 5: leg head, had books under each arm.

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Speaker 1: He said, Professor, if one.

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Speaker 5: Of those dinosaurs died, what roamed the earth.

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Speaker 1: Two billion years ago? And his caucus rotted and.

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Speaker 5: The Earth's atmosphere built up, layer after layer after layer.

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Speaker 1: To five thousand, nine.

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Speaker 5: And eighty six feet and two billion liars later, a

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Speaker 5: drill bit drilling a well on a wild.

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Speaker 1: Chat venture.

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Speaker 5: Bores through this decayed caucus. What will the pH of

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Speaker 5: the saw be that's contained in the core of the

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Speaker 5: drill bit, and what will be the name of the stratosphere?

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Speaker 1: And this fellow just dare looked at him.

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Speaker 5: You could have heard a pin drop. And this fellow said,

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Speaker 5: mister student, as long as I've been in this business,

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Speaker 5: that's about the most simplest question I ever been asked

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Speaker 5: since I've been speaking. I'm surprised dead little man that

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Speaker 5: don't know no more than you know get in this university.

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Speaker 5: And just to show you how simple the question is,

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Speaker 5: my chauffeur's in the back of the room.

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Speaker 1: I asked him to stand

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Speaker 6: Up there say