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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after It's my strawberry letter forward today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is I need more than hugging and hunching. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's right right now, not back. No worse than hunch.

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Speaker 1: Hunch is like blinding, alright, alright, but right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew in the building, Frank phone calling us. What you

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Speaker 1: got for is today? Now? My aint is bike. Let's

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Speaker 1: let's get a cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: a bond. And then this this this K dub Man. Listen, dud,

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Speaker 1: do you know somebody to live on? Yeah? My mama,

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Speaker 1: My mama stayed on. Who was this? Hey? This this

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Speaker 1: K dub Man. My auntie missed Tensley, she live now,

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Speaker 1: my auntie say you came over here and stole a

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Speaker 1: bicycle and some other stuff out of hook rod. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hold up, first of all, who is you? Man? I

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Speaker 1: stole a bike at somebody garage? Who is this? Who

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Speaker 1: is Kay? I don't know know? Does this is? This

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Speaker 1: is Kay? Double man? My auntie Ms Tinsley little down

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Speaker 1: the street from your mama and my at just telling

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Speaker 1: me you're the one came and when I took a

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Speaker 1: bike at a tool box of somebody that garage. Man,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I don't even know no damn miss Tinsley.

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Speaker 1: In second round, I don't steal your your aunt Miss Tinsley,

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Speaker 1: say I stold somebody put a point on the phone. Man,

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Speaker 1: put your amy on the phone. I ain't stole nothing

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Speaker 1: from nowhere. I ain't got she can't talk any can't

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Speaker 1: talk to you. Why she ain't? She said, I sold

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Speaker 1: so no, my ain't my auntie deaf? She signed language

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Speaker 1: me and told me that you don't want to stole

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Speaker 1: stole the bike, your aunt death. And she told you

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Speaker 1: she signing with you and said I stole the bike.

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Speaker 1: Why do you get my umble hold on? Okay? She said,

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Speaker 1: quit all that damn lying. You know damn well you're

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Speaker 1: the one that stole holding so your auntie. It's cussing me.

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Speaker 1: I do you inn sign language? You're telling me that

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Speaker 1: I just stole the damn bike. Say, man, first of all,

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Speaker 1: I help you even get my number? Man, I got

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Speaker 1: the street, asked him from miss. Ain't your mama? Mr? Yeah? Mr?

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Speaker 1: My mama? Okay, okay, well look man, the people down

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Speaker 1: the street up and then they new your number. I

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Speaker 1: told them, I needed to talk to you. To him,

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Speaker 1: I ain't he told me that that you was the

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Speaker 1: one that showed the bike out to grow. Now, look,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to like, can you can't kick that?

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Speaker 1: Can you? Silate was back to your ain't it? Ye?

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Speaker 1: Was back to her tell her that I said, I

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Speaker 1: ain't stole no right how about that? Tell you I

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Speaker 1: ain't stole no damn right now, man, grown man, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to tell her right now, Wait a minute, okay,

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Speaker 1: hold on, she's saying something. She said, you're black lying

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Speaker 1: and you know that well you got that man. Look him, man,

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Speaker 1: you ain'ty street with nobody on that street. It's felt

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Speaker 1: for my vamba. I'm gonna grown man, So I gotta

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Speaker 1: still a bike. Fu so deafely she must be dumb too.

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Speaker 1: She's deaf fan dog. She's like, I sold so y'all.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know y'all. Ain't deaf and

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Speaker 1: dumb dude? Okay, my ain't you don't never lie? And

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Speaker 1: if Mrs Tinsley saying that that that somebody took some

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Speaker 1: that dog, she's telling the truth. My ain't it gonna

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't know what's going on,

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Speaker 1: but I ain't got no reason to steal no bike. Now,

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Speaker 1: I gotta cart that ain't paid for us I got.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna grown, man, I'm trying to get cuts that

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Speaker 1: in my fun. So I'm gonna coming to somebody, garad

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Speaker 1: and still a mike? Did you praying? You crazy? This?

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Speaker 1: He is? Mane out of my life with that. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what she's saying. She said that

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Speaker 1: black No damn well he took that bike and he

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Speaker 1: better bring that damn back. Looking man, I want you

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Speaker 1: stood on my line. Man, I ain't took no bike.

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Speaker 1: Ain't he his lyne? Do easy? Even dona tell you something?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna respect my aming? Hey, man, you canna respect me?

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Speaker 1: You called my phone with them? I mean you're trying

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Speaker 1: to get my together. You calling some who aren't you?

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Speaker 1: What are you? I don't know this is I don't

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Speaker 1: know who man. I'm k dub everybody, No ka dub.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of no k dub on in

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Speaker 1: my life. My mama had been staying on for fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: I never heard no okay dub, I heard miss tensely.

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Speaker 1: I heard by no deaf ladies. I ain't seen no bike.

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Speaker 1: Get off my line. Man, See, you're gonna make me

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Speaker 1: go down and steal something out of miss house. If

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Speaker 1: you don't bring that, then I'm bike back. You got

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Speaker 1: me Bring somebody to my my mos if you want

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Speaker 1: to tell about my way over there like somebody, come

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Speaker 1: for you. That just ain't you guys wholl down that

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Speaker 1: gave you my number. Everybody you got me, we'll go

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Speaker 1: this up. That's true. Dump you come by my mama house.

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Speaker 1: You're back now stepping my mama. Where you come by

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Speaker 1: my mama? Play you work? You got me up? You're

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Speaker 1: gonna tell me to the thought side. Come on my

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Speaker 1: way right now. I don't know. We get on the

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Speaker 1: phone on the Wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. What you're saying, I ain't Say't nobody scared

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Speaker 1: of your o crazy? Say tell yo deaf, I ain't

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Speaker 1: need to bring up outside and I'll bet you she

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Speaker 1: hear them licks. I'm gonna be putting on your You

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Speaker 1: know I'll be so she's gonna be undeaf today. I

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Speaker 1: bet she get cured when she seen me whipping your man. Literally,

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Speaker 1: I ain't coming by myself on the commic. Gonna be

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Speaker 1: there with me, Tommy, gonna help me. Whoop your way

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Speaker 1: who it's time to tell me Tommy Man a few

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Speaker 1: times from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your mama MS bureau. Uh right there, man, Uh, mama,

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Speaker 1: my mama. No, I don't like nobody with a man guy.

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Speaker 1: Your mama, your mama. My son loved me to dell.

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Speaker 1: He don't let you take care of me. He don't

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Speaker 1: let nothing go wrong with me. I don't let nobody

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Speaker 1: that like you're gonna do something to his mama. Man, Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't see anything. I don't see him because like many,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the mirror sleep. I'm man for read y'all

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Speaker 1: did this? Man? I just want to go. I want

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Speaker 1: myself oh till my mama she wrong for that too. Dude,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Whatever you do, you have to change your boy.

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Speaker 1: You have to change you, just like me before you

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Speaker 1: love your mama, ain't. Man. Hey, I gotta ask you,

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Speaker 1: man one more thing. What is the baddest and I

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Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the lands man without

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Speaker 1: a doubt, Man, Steve Love the Morning show Man, A

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Speaker 1: few timing man without doubt A man tell us, I said, hey,

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Speaker 1: all right, I go. I was gonna drop off the

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Speaker 1: little out the dollars she wanted. She wanted to play games. Thought,

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Speaker 1: did I give it to you? Yeah? You want to

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Speaker 1: know me, I tried to get I tried to get

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Speaker 1: given tickets, it's gonna be given to you. Chicago, Illinois,

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Speaker 1: on the second. It's the New Year's Comedy Live Fest.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at all ticket Master outlets. Here is the

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Speaker 1: line up. Earthquake in the Building, Edy Griffin in the Building,

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Speaker 1: Centric the Entertainer D. L. Hughley, hosted by Yours Truly nephew,

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Speaker 1: Timmy once again shot town. It is December the thirty

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Speaker 1: gonna be a hell of a show. Because I don't

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Speaker 1: say it right. No, Yeah, I hope you come hang

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Speaker 1: hope you back home by then January second. Slide Man

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Speaker 1: got a couple of things and jail showed jumping off

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Speaker 1: that Tuesday. So I gotta figure out, well, I gotta

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Speaker 1: be I gotta promote the show, come to jail what.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going I don't know what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: I just want to go home right now, man, So

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Speaker 1: I could all right, I gotta go to the grandson

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Speaker 1: b J play basketball. He playing basketball now, Tommy, I

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Speaker 1: told you earlier. I went to the movies yesterday. So

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Speaker 1: I was getting some butter from my popcorn and I

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Speaker 1: was standing next to this very tall lady. She was

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Speaker 1: in the catering business. So she was like, are you

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Speaker 1: surely strawberry like that? And I said yeah. She was

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Speaker 1: like what we do is sit around when we're on

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Speaker 1: our break and talk about when somebody is gonna whoop

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. But over those franks, she said, she said,

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Speaker 1: just like you all say somebody's gonna get him one day,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna it's in the streets for real. Coming up

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, the subject today, I need more than

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Speaker 1: hugging and hunting will get into it. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.