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Speaker 1: Two hopeless daters one dating app, then dares you swipe right.

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Speaker 1: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 2: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game

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Speaker 2: show that learned how to French kiss by watching his

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Speaker 2: grandparents on bridge night. Yes, Battle of the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 2: We have two of our listeners square off to find

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Speaker 2: out whose love life is the most tragic. We'll explain

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Speaker 2: the rules in justice second, but first let's meet today's contestants.

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Speaker 2: In this corner, her favorite game to play on a

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Speaker 2: first date is called don't spill the Margarita in the

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Speaker 2: back of the uber. That's why they call her Roady Jody.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you could be part of my friends group, Jody.

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Speaker 2: And in the other corner, she prefers to take things

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Speaker 2: slow and lets guys know she won't kiss until the

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Speaker 2: third year of marriage. Meet Glacial Rachel.

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Speaker 4: Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant we'll start by

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Speaker 2: telling one of their worst date stories. Then the other

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Speaker 2: one try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.

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Speaker 2: We're going back and forth for three rounds until we

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Speaker 2: declare a winner. Kicking it off with Roady Jody.

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Speaker 1: Let's go all right, so I was laying on the

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Speaker 1: couch with a guy and we were talking, you know,

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Speaker 1: kind of like a Netflix and Hill type of thing,

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Speaker 1: and he said that he didn't have social media.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's pretty nice. I love when guys have.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that was nice, Jody?

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Speaker 1: I thought it was nice. Yeah, you don't get easily distracted.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, well he's not going

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Speaker 1: to be looking at other girl's kind of cool, right,

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Speaker 1: So he was. He was asking me, He's like, well,

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Speaker 1: let me see yours. I want to see you know,

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Speaker 1: like what you do, where you go, blah blah blah whatever.

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Speaker 1: I was like, all right, fine, I pulled it up.

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Speaker 1: He takes out my phone, but he immediately starts searching

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Speaker 1: this girl's name.

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Speaker 3: Wait, what girl? A different girl?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a different girl, That's what I said. And he

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Speaker 1: had my phone for like, I don't know, probably twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I guess it was his act. And he

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Speaker 1: was literally deep stalking her profile.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to show you how much prettier you are.

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Speaker 4: I wished.

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Speaker 1: It was so strange, and I sat there and I

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Speaker 1: was so baffled that I just like let it go

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Speaker 1: on because I was such in a state of shock.

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Speaker 1: So it was unreal and he just completely like ignored

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Speaker 1: me and then like he ended up making his own account.

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Speaker 1: It was it was he said, actually, I.

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Speaker 3: Do need to follow this. I didn't realize she had

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Speaker 3: been up to all of this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, glacial Rachel, we're over.

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Speaker 4: To you, all right. So a guy in Biden, youver

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Speaker 4: for a movie and said he'd cook which cute, right, Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 4: wow he is insisting. We watched Drassic Park and I'm like, okay, fine, whatever,

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Speaker 4: great movie. The dinner was dino nugget that yeah, some

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Speaker 4: points for like a theme night. But then he helped

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Speaker 4: them up and made dino noises with them like the

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Speaker 4: entire movie. Isn't that how you play with your foodles No,

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Speaker 4: not necessarily where the sounds not accurate to the dinosaurs

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Speaker 4: that he was making. Ye, who knows. But I left

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Speaker 4: after he was making me watch his Dina nuggets like

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Speaker 4: fight each other. Oh well they.

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Speaker 3: Think that they only have the t rex, they're only

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Speaker 3: there's no other carnivores in the dino nugget. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you let him go, Rachel. You Jody

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Speaker 2: tossing it back your way?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So this guy told me he just got a

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Speaker 1: new car and he wanted to pick me up in it,

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Speaker 1: and you know, like show it's fun. You know, I

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Speaker 1: was thinking like a Ferrari.

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Speaker 4: Or a Lambau or something like.

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Speaker 2: A new civic.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's where my head was, Jack.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure it's got four wheels.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So he pulls up to my house. But it's a

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Speaker 1: party box. It's not even a car.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: Wait is that his business or did he buy it

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Speaker 3: for himself personally?

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Speaker 4: No? I guess he is the driver.

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Speaker 1: And it turns out that he thought it would be

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Speaker 1: a great idea for like our date night, to drive

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Speaker 1: high schoolers back and forth to their school dances.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did you actually do it?

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Speaker 4: She didn't go.

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Speaker 1: I went in the bus because at the beginning I

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Speaker 1: didn't know we were going to be picking.

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Speaker 2: Up Oh no, and he's like, let's go slow dance.

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Speaker 1: But they wouldn't want to say it was awful.

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Speaker 3: That has to be the most embarrassing moment of your life.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Rachel, that's going to be tough to top.

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Speaker 4: All right. So this guy invited me to a showy

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Speaker 4: It was a surprise, and so I go to the address.

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Speaker 4: It's a house, okay, and there are signs pointing around

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Speaker 4: the backyard to like go there, and so I go

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Speaker 4: there and it's him plus nine of his friends, all shirtless,

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Speaker 4: wrestling each other.

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Speaker 2: Some oil too, and then.

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Speaker 4: Each of his friends had also brought a tender girl,

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Speaker 4: so they had themselves an audio girls.

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Speaker 3: Their parents finally decided they didn't want to go and watch.

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Speaker 2: Any Why are we liking all of Rachel's ex guys

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Speaker 2: so far? Rachel A lot of fun and final round,

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Speaker 2: we need your best stories here, lady, So roady Jody

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Speaker 2: hit us with it.

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Speaker 1: I went into this amusement park for a date and

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Speaker 1: it was super busy. It was like the highest summer.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was on vacation and it was like crazy, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So we were waiting in line, and obviously all the

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Speaker 1: lines are like an hour, hour and a half long,

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Speaker 1: super long, And we waited and right as we got

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Speaker 1: into the front of the line, he stepped out of

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Speaker 1: the line and he's like, wasn't that fun? I hate

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Speaker 1: roller coasters, but I love waiting in lines, And I'm like, psychopath?

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Speaker 2: Did he have his hands up? Going the whole walk through? That?

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Speaker 3: Fun? We just stood here for at the end of

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Speaker 3: every line.

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Speaker 2: Wow, glacial Rachel last chance, all right?

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Speaker 4: So I went to a nice steakhouse with the sky

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Speaker 4: is great until he ordered a meal to go, which like,

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Speaker 4: maybe he wants some lunch moro, I don't know sure?

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Speaker 4: So I asked him what it was four and he

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Speaker 4: was like, no, it's actually the deal I have with

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Speaker 4: my wife. But what he can go on a date

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Speaker 4: as long as he brings her back a steak dinner.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, that's not gonna be a deal

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Speaker 3: in my marriage.

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Speaker 2: So do you have a husband? We heard the final

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Speaker 2: belt that means matches over judges. Let's score this, alexis

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Speaker 2: who you voted for? Roady Jody for slow dancing on

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Speaker 2: a party busy But god, that wife of the leftovers

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Speaker 2: got me though, I'm gonna call glacial Rachel. All this

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Speaker 2: has been a no doubt or it's all roads. Roady Jody,

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Speaker 2: you are are guaranteed left swipe of the week has

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Speaker 2: a p this Brook will now recommend one of her

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Speaker 2: homeless ex boyfriends for you to date.

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Speaker 4: Who is it? Brook?

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Speaker 3: Brian was always a cutie.

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Speaker 4: Oh he still has most of his teeth.

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Speaker 3: Good luck with that, JODYM.

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Speaker 2: Text in seven eighty five nine two. If you want

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Speaker 2: to up here on the next edition of Battle of

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Speaker 2: the Tender dates. We got your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 2: right

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Speaker 3: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning