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Speaker 1: the show on Friday. Alex was telling a story and

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Speaker 1: even sitting here, like, can I freaking my soul like

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Speaker 1: were talking about this the other day. Why do people

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Speaker 1: my name is Tompkins Colin from uber eats and I

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Speaker 1: I didn't deliver your food the other night. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: I screwed up. I should Yeah, I didn't deliver your food.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you because it was a fender bender

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Speaker 1: a little weasel. That is just the live way out

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Speaker 1: tell me why you didn't deliver our food. Okay. Truth is,

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Speaker 1: I got hungry and I ate it, ate it seriously. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you literally came up my street to my house,

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Speaker 1: your name's Bradley Coop. Seriously, Okay, that's an actor. I

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Speaker 1: name is Jewel. Freshmen, this is a phone prank. That's

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Speaker 1: the Apsole what this is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife

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Speaker 1: Diana set you up. Oh Diana, she said that you

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Speaker 1: only on The Jewel Show. Lucas is on the phone

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Speaker 1: today for War the Roses to catch a cheater, and

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Speaker 1: he thinks that his wife Amber might be cheating on him.

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Speaker 1: They've been together for two and a half years. I

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Speaker 1: HARDI beat it on that couch? Well it is a

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Speaker 1: making light of your situation, but you know how it

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Speaker 1: you don't hate the player. Hit the game. You know,

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00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,199
Speaker 1: as long as he's eighteen or older, fair game twenty two,

422
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 1: he's got it. Buy four years. You're good? Did you

423
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 1: Are you fulfilling some sort of kink do you think?

424
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: Or maybe like a rebound from the marriage. Um, well,

425
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: my previous partner was closer to my age, and yeah,

426
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,919
Speaker 1: I guess you know, I'm very attracted to younger guys,

427
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: way more attracted two younger guys. And I think I

428
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: am you know, guys my age. So you know, well

429
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 1: that seems to be the norm no matter who you are,

430
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: matter why. I mean, as as long as you're a

431
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: little bit older, that's the norm. So little cash, it's fine.

432
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: So is it? Is it weird though? Dating a twenty

433
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: something year old when you're that old, I mean when

434
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: you're in your fifties, Because I feel like conversation wise

435
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: it'd be tough. I mean, I didn't like dating twenty

436
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: one year old when I was twenty one. We're both stupid.

437
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 1: We should both stop talking. But no, it's actually for real.

438
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: You guys, go out, if you're a restaurant or something,

439
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: look at the young people around you, and just imagine, imagine,

440
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 1: imagine dating a really young person. I'm like, oh, well,

441
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: I mean I do die you a young person, Mike.

442
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 1: My girlfriend is twenty one. She just turned twenty one. Yeah,

443
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: I haven't ever met her in person, so I don't

444
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: know she's actually really annoying or not. So she doesn't

445
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: seem annoying that she doesn't seem annoying, And there are

446
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 1: cool ones. Okay, I'm just saying appared to like when

447
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: you get older, right, it's when you're younger. You don't

448
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,640
Speaker 1: know how annoying you are when you're younger. I was annoying.

449
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: I would think that the conversations would be very weird,

450
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: like it'd be hard to have a conversation like on

451
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 1: the same level as there is it that way. I

452
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 1: can see how you guys would think that. But yeah,

453
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 1: he's very educated. He's a great talker. We do have

454
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: great conversation. It's part of the reason why I think that,

455
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 1: you know, it was like very attracted to him, like

456
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 1: after our first day was you know, he did hold

457
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 1: a conversation really well. So I don't see too many

458
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,919
Speaker 1: of the immaturities I guess that you would expect to

459
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: see with like, you know, a younger person, and he

460
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: plays college baseball, so who cares. Yeah, another shame in

461
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: your game. That's cool. Well, hopefully it all works out

462
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: for you and your kids don't find it too awkward

463
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,119
Speaker 1: when they actually meet him and realized that they actually

464
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: went to school with him. Well hopefully not, but we

465
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: will see. Good luck, Yeah, thank you, Yeah, good luck

466
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: to you both. Yeah. The Jewel Show on demand. It

467
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: is the game show that's sweeping the entire nation and

468
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 1: three countries in Eastern Europe. Stupid Internet questions. Yeah, where

469
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: we ask you the stupid thing that's being discussed on

470
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,919
Speaker 1: the Internet today, and then we debated. I'm your host,

471
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: Don Dunckleman, and this is stupid Internet questions for today's

472
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: Internet question that's being asked on the dot com. It's

473
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 1: pretty simple. This is what people are wanting to know.

474
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: I'm Don Duckleman. This is stupid internet questions. And today's

475
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: stupid internet question that we'll discuss is would you rather

476
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: have gas on a first date with your future wife

477
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: or on your wedding night? Let's discuss Alex Frank, Let's

478
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: discuss would you rather have gas? Let's discuss farts on

479
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 1: a first date or on your wedding night? When would

480
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 1: you rather have bad gas on my wedding night? Wedding night? Yeah?

481
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: I would go with wedding night as well. Why I

482
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: take some beto on my first date to my future husband?

483
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 1: If I had bad gas, then that would be embarrassing.

484
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 1: And then what if we didn't ever see each other

485
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 1: again because I thought I was like not atention. It

486
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 1: could ruin your whole future. Honestly, that is the best

487
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: part about a first date, in my opinion, when you're

488
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: a dude, is because as a guy, you might not

489
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: have had to fart in months, right, but all of

490
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: a sudden, when you have a first date, for whatever reason,

491
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,120
Speaker 1: your body's cruel and it's like, hey, I have all

492
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: I want to do today is fart and you're like, well,

493
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm going out with I can't, I can't do I've

494
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: been drinking water all day in preparation, and then you're

495
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: out and you're eating all kinds of rich food and

496
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: she's talking about whatever because you're not even listening because

497
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: you're just trying to hold in a fart, so you

498
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: don't discuss your future wife maybe. And that's what happens.

499
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,679
Speaker 1: Right every single time I've had a first date, it

500
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: seems like I have really bad gas. That's why the

501
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: best part of a first date when you're a guy

502
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: is when it's over and you drop her off at

503
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 1: her house and she closes the door to your car

504
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: because it's the most amazing fart you've ever had. She

505
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: closes the door and she's like, yeah, if you're a lady,

506
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: And you think that I'm lying about that. The next

507
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: time you get dropped off after a first date, act

508
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: like you forgot something and go back in open that

509
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: door like I forgot my person to be like, oh

510
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: my god, trying to pass out. Yeah, you're a monster,

511
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: Producer Bennett jumping in. I mean, farts are an indicator

512
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: on the first date for me, indicator of indicator of

513
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: if I can fart in front of you, because and

514
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: I got to the town first dates going to hold

515
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: my fart for anyone. It's not healthy. Don't hold your farts.

516
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: So if I'm on the first date, I'm gonna be like, yo,

517
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 1: I have to fart and say that it's first What

518
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: the actual f are you talking. I'm going to announce

519
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 1: it and let a release and if you rock with it,

520
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: then yeah, they announce it. How many people have rocked

521
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: without in the past, Well, my last husband. Okay, you

522
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: also don't need to announce it. But I like the

523
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: swag though, so I think that you should announce it.

524
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: But you should announce it like a king entering the

525
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: room in the eighteen hundreds, like trumpets playing playing, just

526
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: like hey, heah, I have fought. Now are you rocking

527
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: with it or not? I think you should do that.

528
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: I want gas on the first date because at my

529
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: wedding night, I want to be hot. I don't want

530
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: to be bloated. I want to be looking good. And yeah,

531
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: it's a first date. I have plenty of other opportunities

532
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: to make you feel better about me. Yeah, if I

533
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: get your wedding night, you already locked in, baby, exactly.

534
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: I guess I can see that side a little bit, right,

535
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: because also, if they want to go out with you,

536
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: again after you farted a bunch in front of the

537
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: minutes a first date, they must really like you. Yeah, See,

538
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: as I think Bennett's just proved that that's the only

539
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,239
Speaker 1: way to know if people really should be in your

540
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: life or not. Exactly right, If you can't have my farts,

541
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: you can't handle the rest of me. And it's part

542
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: except way worse if you can't hand on my farts,

543
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: and you don't deserve me at my not farts. But

544
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 1: we want to plan once and this person kept on farting.

545
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: Oh that was And I don't know who it was,

546
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: obviously it was pissing me off though, because it smelled

547
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: freaking holes higher time, so fed up, I was like,

548
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: who farting? And you can hear everybody around just sighing relief, like,

549
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: thank you man for saying that. I think it was

550
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: the person right behind us. I think it was. I'm

551
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: not sure, but he looked very awkward. Right now, It's like,

552
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: who the only one who looked awkward? Yeah, it was

553
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: beautiful to see because he got called out, and because

554
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: he's probably done that a lot on planes, because on

555
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: planes people do that. He's sitting there and he's like

556
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: sneaking him out. Also, you don't have to sneak him

557
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: because he can't hear it over the engine. So this

558
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: guy is constantly going on planes and finally his spot

559
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: gets blown off by someone goes who's farting, and he like,

560
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: looks this. He was staring at the back of that

561
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: seat for the entire flight. He from that seat. Hello,

562
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: you can smell it, just like everybody else can. Just

563
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: because he's good to you does not mean this everybody

564
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: you didn't say that. It was so funny because he

565
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: would not move his head and he was just like,

566
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: oh boy, I don't know why I have this vision

567
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 1: of her like hijacking the flight nd it before you did.

568
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: That's it. Hey, guys, just you know all right, I

569
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: got that gas right now. No, the Jebil show on demand.

570
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi is Sandra available?

571
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: Oh this is Sandra. Hey Sandra, this is Alexis with

572
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: Wedding design an Event Planning. How are you? Oh? Hi,

573
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 1: hell are you? I haven't heard your name before? Oh yeah,

574
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: I'm good, Thank you, right, I know, yeah, I know

575
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: you've been working with Caitlin in the past. Um. Caitlin

576
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: actually had to take personal leave. I'm not really sure

577
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: what's going on, but I know she's going to be

578
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: out for an extended period of time, so wanted to

579
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: just call you and let you know that we're gonna

580
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: put somebody else in charge of your wedding now. But

581
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: he's amazing, Like I know that might sound really crazy,

582
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: but he is like sought after from Europe and he

583
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: is probably the best wedding an event planner that I've

584
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: ever met. His name's Alaudio. I'm going to transfer him.

585
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: This is a lot for me to take in. My

586
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: wedding is in three weeks and I have planned everything

587
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: from out of state, and this is making me super nervous.

588
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: I totally understand, but you're in really good hands. His

589
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: name's A. Laudio. Going to transfer him on right now, Okay,

590
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 1: just give me one moment. Sundra Salario, Hello, Sundra Selario,

591
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: how are you? It's pleasure to make you acquaintance, Sundra

592
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: the bride. It's Alariolario is excite to create love, dance,

593
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: wedding fiesta. Papa are you yes? Um hi? How are you? I? Yes,

594
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: everything is already done, I already have the flowers. Is

595
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 1: Elario Ilario Ilario, Ilario, take look at the plans you

596
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: hand before with the Catlin's Elario. Take look, Ilario, Ilario.

597
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: Ilario disappoint also very upset, so angry when I see

598
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: what Caitlin do to you. Oh, no, angry when I

599
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: see Caitlin disrespect the big day of love for you,

600
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: Illario already for you. You're welcome. Cancel, Ilario, cancel the

601
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: plants Caitlin have in Ilario. Take the plans of Caitlin

602
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: and flush them down the toilet after Papu because Ilario

603
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: disapprove and Lario want to make special wedding Papa for you. No,

604
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: that is nice. That has nothing to do with the

605
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: colors you chose, Ilario. Think. See the colors you chose

606
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: for your wedding. Rose called yea rose called Lario, Ilario.

607
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: See the ross called Ilario almost pure cross gold color.

608
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 1: That is why Ilario, change your color, Ilaria creates new

609
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: palette for you. No, Ilario, change your wedding color to

610
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: gray and black. Absolutely, yes, absolutely gray and black. In

611
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: the guest book. You're going to be so excited when

612
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: I tell you the guest book tombstone gray black. Tombstone

613
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: is a wedding got the funeral yet? Who are you, Lario? Elario?

614
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: May cake? Red velvet you cut into it looked like blood. Yes,

615
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: oh my goodness. Is it wedding or di murder? The cake?

616
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: Is it? Talk to the other person? White now Life,

617
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: New Life, New Death? Who knew? Who knew? Ilario don't know?

618
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: Hello you, I said, a transfer me White Now, Elario?

619
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: Tell you frank phone call? Then you should do to

620
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: that one, Elario. Yeah, it's a prank phone call. Sorry

621
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: about that. Who is this? What are you talking about?

622
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

623
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: phone prank on you. Oh you're maid of honors. Set

624
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: you up? She said. They've been planning a wedding out

625
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: of state and I've been super stressed out, so I thought, way,

626
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: Oh no, I really do think you should think about

627
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 1: the whole funeral wedding thing. I like the theme. Oh enough,

628
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: now the Jewil Show on demand First day up. I

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Speaker 1: am really excited about today's first day follow up. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: On the phone right now is Bianca. Bianca, how are you?

631
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you guys? Doing? Not too bad?

632
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: Thank you? Like I said, I'm excited to her, I'm glad.

633
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: That we can help you out. Yea, all right, So

634
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 1: who do you want us to call today? What's her name?

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00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: Her name is Susannah. And um, I met her while

636
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 1: I was on a run. I'm a runner and I

637
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: really m kind of been my therapeutic moments these days,

638
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: and so, um, I went on my daily run and

639
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: and um, I saw this woman who is stretching, and

640
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, those legs. Yeah, almost break your

641
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: neck running by almost trip over your own feet. It

642
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: takes a lot for me to actually, you know, kind

643
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: of like move away from when I'm doing and stopped.

644
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: I actually stopped running. I walked over there, and I'm

645
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: telling you, I was like so nervous, and I just

646
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: started talking to her with the intent like I didn't

647
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 1: know if she was for my team the other team.

648
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: I didn't care. I just wanted to talk to women.

649
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: Don't care they just hit on women. Just help. Yeah, well,

650
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: you guys are a little more confident than you really are.

651
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: Typically I'm like, may the best woman win. But somehow

652
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: that day I saw this beautiful woman and I had

653
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: to go over and step to her and start talking

654
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: to her. So question for you, how does that work?

655
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: Because I know as a dude approaching a woman, especially

656
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: if you see him at the gym or they're stretching

657
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 1: or something like that, Like I'd feel super creepy walking

658
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 1: or be like, hey, yeah you are bindy? What did

659
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: you say? I mean, it's just like what a guy

660
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: would do, you know. I had a conversation with her

661
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: about you know, I hadn't seen her before, so that

662
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: was my first thing, like do you run the lake much?

663
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: And obviously there was an interest on my end. And

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Speaker 1: when I stepped to her and asked that question, she

665
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: immediately responded with I'm not a straight girl, and I

666
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: think you're que too well. And then did you guys

667
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: end up going on a date or did you guys

668
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,839
Speaker 1: go out right then and there? How did it work?

669
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god? So I asked her for her number

670
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: and we immediately started taxing, and we actually wanted to

671
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: just meet up and do there's a spot near my

672
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: house where you can do you know, a two persons

673
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: sit down and have drinks, and so we decided that

674
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: we were going to go and like how drinks and

675
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: we met up. We just have a lot in common

676
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: and aside from running, she's just a really beautiful woman.

677
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: And she's smart. Um, she comes from the same town

678
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: that I come from. She has the same passion. She's

679
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 1: super sexy. Okay, did you guys how the date end?

680
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: We made out and it was clear that the energy

681
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: was there and it was real nice. It was really nice. Well,

682
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: so there is a reason that she's not calling you back.

683
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: I think that there might be another woman involved. There

684
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: must be another woman involved. Why why do you say

685
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: must be? Is that because she's like super good looking

686
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: or just because she's not calling you back? Yeah? Yeah,

687
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean I think that's what a lot of people

688
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: would like to think when they're ghosted, Like they can't

689
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: be me. It's got to be like, all right, well

690
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then call her

691
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: and get your first date follow up after the side. Okay,

692
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: thanks guys, yep, in the middle of your first date

693
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 1: follow up. And it's nice to know that women can

694
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: be just as cocky as dudes when it comes to

695
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: relationships and getting blown off. We've got Bianca on the

696
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: phone right now. And Bianca met a girl named Susanna

697
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: while she was out on a run. They just kind

698
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 1: of struck it up, started talking. She asked her out.

699
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: They agreed to go out. They went out to dinner,

700
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: had a great time. But now she's not getting a

701
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 1: call back. And the only reason that Bianca can think

702
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 1: of that she's not getting callback is Susannah clearly has

703
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 1: to have a girlfriend, clearly because no other reason at all.

704
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: There's no other reason not to call Bianca back, right, No,

705
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: no reason at all. All Right, here we go. I'm

706
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: gonna dollar phone. Hum right now? Do you have anything

707
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 1: else you want to say before I do that? No,

708
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Okay, hopefully we can get you another date.

709
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, him, I speak to Susannah please, Yeah,

710
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: this is her. Hey, Susannah, how are you? This is

711
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: jew Bil from the Jewil Show. I'm sorry? Who is this?

712
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the jew Bil Show. It's a

713
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: radio program, a radio show on the radio waves. Okay, um,

714
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: all right, what is this about? I'm calling you today

715
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: because you want a million dollars? What are you getting away?

716
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: You did not. We're gonna get a lawsuit now, yeah, no,

717
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: you did not win a million dollars. But somebody did

718
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: email us about you, and that's why we're calling. Okay,

719
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: you got my attention. Well, who emailed you about me. Well,

720
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 1: we do a segment on the show called the First

721
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: Date follow Up. It's where if you go out with

722
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 1: somebody and then end up ghosting them after, they can

723
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: email us to get you on the phone and figure

724
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: out what happened. And you went out on a date

725
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: recently with a woman named Bianca. Okay, Yeah, I totally

726
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: remember Bianca. Okay, I mean it was fun. I had

727
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 1: a good time with Bianca. Okay. Yeah, she said everything

728
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: was great. She said she had a really good time

729
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: and she's honestly surprised that you just kind of dropped

730
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: off the face of the earth. I don't know if yeah,

731
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: I would say dropped off the base of the earth.

732
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: But stop texting her though, right, I mean, yeah I

733
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: did stop texting her. Okay, Yeah, she wants to know why. Well,

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00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: first off, we met at a park, okay, and it's

735
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: kind of like it's a place where people go to

736
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: like work out, go for a run, like casual. That's

737
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 1: what she said. She said she noticed you stretching and

738
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 1: just had to say something that you had a great leg.

739
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: I was wearing my best flangings that day. Um well no,

740
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: and I was really interested in her when she came up.

741
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: You know, she had this confidence about her. It's just

742
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it definitely was attractive, and you know, she

743
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: shot her shot went out. The thing is, during our date,

744
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: she just kept like, I don't know if she was

745
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: sizing me up or well, I'm sure we talked to her.

746
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: We talked to her, and I know she was sizing what. Yeah,

747
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: I just feel like the whole time she was like

748
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,319
Speaker 1: judging my fitness level. She was like making me do

749
00:40:56,760 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 1: jumping jacks and like lunges. Okay, and it wasn't like

750
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: a date where you guys are working out. She stopped

751
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 1: you somewhere and how did you do this? Yeah? So,

752
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: like in the parking lot on the way to dinner,

753
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: she had me doing lunges. Yeah, I had like jean

754
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: shorts and sandals on. I was not prepared to be

755
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: working out during our dates. Yeah, that's so. Was she

756
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: lunging with you? Oh? Yeah, she was lunging with me.

757
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: But I feel like she kept correcting my form. I

758
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: wasn't doing it right. Those are the worst. That's weird,

759
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: Like why did she make you do all these lunges

760
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: and exercises? No, I feel like she was sizing me

761
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: up for real, and then to top it off, when

762
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: we got inside to order, she like ordered a side

763
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: of veggies for me. I wasn't allowed. Oh wow, So

764
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: she's making you work out and then making sure you

765
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 1: eat a certain way. Yeah, how good your cardio vasculars Yeah,

766
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: a little controlling. It just sounds a little bit controlling

767
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: to me. Just a tad bit to top it off.

768
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 1: That wasn't even the worst part. When we left dinner,

769
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,479
Speaker 1: she asked me if I wanted to run sprints around

770
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:06,920
Speaker 1: the parking. You go on a date with a high

771
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: school pe coach, I figure with a whistle around her

772
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: neck and a stop watch, and there's like weird shorts

773
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: that don't have a belt on them, you know that

774
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 1: they always wear. Will say, running on a full stomach,

775
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: she must be a crossfitter. Yeah, that's what it is.

776
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: She's a vegan. She's a vegan crossfitter. Opening. I'm so sorry.

777
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: I'm surprised her name is not Karen. Oh my god.

778
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: I mean, she isn't across and she definitely didn't order

779
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: a stake. No, you've confirmed. That explains it. It is

780
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: kind of weird to make you do that. She was hot,

781
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: but I don't. I mean that's not what I want

782
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: to do on my date. Thank you. No, And that's

783
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: what happens when you go on a date with a

784
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 1: vegan cross fitty. I say that from Monday's, Wednesday's Friday.

785
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for being honest with us and telling us

786
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: what happened on your day. Why you're not calling Bianca back?

787
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 1: Oh of course, thank you guys for reaching out. No problem.

788
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: Now I have to be honest with you and let

789
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: you know that Bianca is actually on the other line listening.

790
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: I wants to talk to you. Oh no, kid, yeah, yes, No,

791
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing either, Susanna. I thought we were playfully

792
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: doing that. I thought it was like something kind of

793
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: you know, it was hot. It was like I was

794
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: turning you on it. We're sure, But no, I'm not laughing. Guys, Okay,

795
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: I know, I know, so you're Actually it sounds to

796
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: me though, first of all, you guys say hi to

797
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: each other, didn't really say hi. Hi. I'm still not laughing, okay,

798
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: I mean this is I really like you, and you

799
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,760
Speaker 1: just made fun of me in front of all these people,

800
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: when you know there's chemistry. I thought it was flirtatious

801
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: and Susanna you absolutely were into it. Yeah, she probably

802
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: kept going because she was scared because you were controlling her. Yeah,

803
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: like in Macara would hold your hand and we were

804
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 1: joking and it was playful. But when you actually made

805
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: me do lunges up to the door, yeah, and some

806
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 1: to sprint around the parking lot, it's a little too much.

807
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: That is a little weird, Bianca to be doing. To

808
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: be working out like like that, like in the parking

809
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 1: lot and then asking your day to run sprints and

810
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: then you ordered a salad for her, that does seem

811
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: sort of what the hell? Like you made out with me,

812
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 1: you were all up in me, and you know what

813
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You do all those things with me, Susanna,

814
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: and then only not to between my calls my Texas.

815
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: That is true, Susannah, that is true. She said that

816
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 1: you guys made out a bunch at the end of

817
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: the day. Why would you make out with her if

818
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: you were having such a I mean, guys, she was

819
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: super hot. I was into her and we were already there,

820
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: so you know, why not? Why not? Yeah, I guess

821
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: you're right. I've done that before too. You hadn't got

822
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: an action in a while. I was hoping it would

823
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: lead somewhere, but I just didn't expect for it to

824
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: be so I didn't expect it to lead here. Yeah,

825
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: I did not expect it to lead there. I didn't

826
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: expect a random workout sesh to break out in the

827
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: middle of your date. No, I'm I'm not laughing again,

828
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 1: and I'm really just disappointed. I mean, Susanna, I really

829
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 1: liked you, and it's not my fault that your cardio

830
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: isn't at the level of mine. And I'm really what

831
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 1: an insult? Yeah, maybe she doesn't want to date like

832
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: a personal trainer or nutritionist or life coach or vegan

833
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: or crossfitter, and then you just hang out instead of

834
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: working out sometimes. Yeah, she can be what she wants

835
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: to be. I mean, you can date whoever you want.

836
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you just don't want to go out

837
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: with me. Well let's make sure. Hey, Susannah, would you

838
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: like to go out with Bianca again on another date?

839
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,800
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. I will pay for it, but

840
00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: I will not do a monthly gym membership. Don't have

841
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: that kind of money. I don't think it's a good idea. Okay, fine,

842
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: that's that. If that's your your decision. That's fine. I

843
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: was hoping you guys would go out on another date.

844
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: I'm disappointed. I am too, you know, I'm sorry we

845
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: didn't mesh. But you are super hot. Well there you go.

846
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: You got that. At least you're super hot. You're killing it. Yeah,

847
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: you're killing there. I definitely know we can't actually date,

848
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: but it would be great to just, you know, we

849
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: could hook up every once in a while. I mean,

850
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: I don't see any problem with that. Okay, all right,

851
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: you got a problem with that, Susannah. You know I

852
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: have a couch in Netflix. We can definitely do this.

853
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: Well that's a successful first. They followed it, in my opinion,

854
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:24,479
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jubils dirty Little Secret. Hello there,

855
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: hello there, how you doing. I'm good? How are you

856
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: not too bad? Thanks for asking? Do you have a

857
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah? It's a dirty big secret. But yeah,

858
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: yeah right, all right, let me hear it. So, um,

859
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: my little sister just had a baby with one of

860
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: my friends. Okay, and when she first bashes pregnant, I

861
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: actually thoughts with him, who yeah what girlfriend? So now

862
00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm the godmother? Oh um, so did your your sister

863
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: obviously doesn't know because it's a dirty, big secret. No, No,

864
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: how did it happen? Um? Well him and I have

865
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: been friends since we were like fifteen, and at the

866
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: time they had just started like hanging out, and um,

867
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: tequila might have been involved. Oh um, so he Are

868
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: you worried that he's ever gonna say anything to her?

869
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: I a little bit. But I also think he has

870
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: a bigger sense of self preservation than that. Yeah, what

871
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: would your sister do she found out? I don't know,

872
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: I might not exist anymore for you? For you? Is

873
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: he like the one that got away? Do you like

874
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: him like that? No, we're just friends. That's the thing too.

875
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: Was it worth it? No? Okay? I was like, she's

876
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 1: about to be like, yeah, it was absolutely not. And

877
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: and I can't tell my wife either. So there's that. Oh, oh,

878
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: do you have a reality show yet? Because you should? No,

879
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: I don't like an onion lots of laces. Is there?

880
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: What else is going on with you? H? There's that.

881
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I haven't made motel anybody. And

882
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm glad you told I'm glad you told us.

883
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: Now you got it off your chest, you can relieve

884
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: that stress a little bit. And also, I'm sure you're

885
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 1: stress going like I don't think he would. I guarantee

886
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: you that dude is probably never telling your sister. I

887
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 1: really hope not, because that's the baby said this weekend.

888
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 1: So and if he ever buys you a bottle of

889
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: tequila for Christmas, give it back to him. The time

890
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: that I had tequila, I slammed a nine year old's

891
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: head in the wall because he wanted to rustle me

892
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to lose. Oh my god, tequila

893
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: makes people do crazy things, right, I didn't mean to

894
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: slam his head in the wall. You know, tequila kind

895
00:48:55,840 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: of you know, perception of time. The way he learned

896
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: his lesson, don't mess with Alex when she's at tequila.

897
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,240
Speaker 1: Thanks for your dirty little secret. I was drunk off tequila,

898
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: but I still remember feeling like an idiot, and then

899
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: I one passed out at nine. Everybody has that one

900
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: liquor that they can't drink too much of or gets

901
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: out of control. The last time I really got drunk

902
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: off whiskey, I don't drunk right there when I said

903
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: whiskey off a whiskey. I don't remember too much the evening,

904
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: but I do remember being on the street corner, no

905
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: shoes on handcuff, talking to the cops, and all I

906
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: remember is thinking, where are my shoes? You find him? No,

907
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't drink like that anymore. But there's been so

908
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: many times in my life where I'm just woking up

909
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: in a random bush, wondering how I got there, or

910
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: on somebody's porch. We're trying to open the door to

911
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: go to work, and they're like, you can't sleep here,

912
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: Like whatever, can't open the door here, I'm trying to sleep.

913
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: I thought it was bad that I don't necessarily remember

914
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,640
Speaker 1: all of the uber ride home somebody else's house porch.

915
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 1: I woke up in a bush in Vegas once. A

916
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: big bush lord with a security are pulling me out

917
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: and being like, hey man, you can't sleep here. I

918
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: was at a diner in l A and I left

919
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: the table. I went to the little lobby of the diner.

920
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: I actually took off my shirt, folded it, sat it

921
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: next to me, sat my shoes next to it, and

922
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: was sleeping in the lobby area. That azing, you know

923
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: those ye think about the folding of the shirt. He

924
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: woke me up and he's like, dude, you can't sleep

925
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: in the lobby, and I was like, I folded my shirt.

926
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't have to fold my shirt when I'm sober. Basically,

927
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: if I get too drunk, it's just that's what happens.

928
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, man, can't sleep here. I just sleep places.

929
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: I feel like whenever you write a book, some day

930
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: your memoir will be titled you can't sleep here. Then

931
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand This week we celebrate Pride. If

932
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: you missed it, our executive producer Brad came out this

933
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: week on the show as bisexual. Yeah I was. I'm

934
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: actually really proud of you, Brad, because watching you just

935
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: tell your story and you're like a rough and tough dude, right,

936
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,439
Speaker 1: and not a lot affects you and you just brush

937
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: things off. So like watching you tell your story and

938
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: like seeing the emotion, it's like wow, thinking about everybody

939
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: in the past who's had to do it and like

940
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: go through that, who's had similar emotions like that, it's

941
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: just like damn, Like because you are a little bit

942
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: older than yeah, you know, and coming out is by

943
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: and like it would just be a very hard thing.

944
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: So it just like kind of hit me actually watching

945
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: you express that it was actually one hundred times more

946
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: difficult than I thought it was. And it makes me

947
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 1: feel for everybody before and everybody after, and this whole

948
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: month is just that much more important all of a sudden,

949
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: It's just a calendar month, right, It's like, who cares?

950
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: But I think a lot of people are gaining the

951
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: courage to do this stuff this month, and I'm really

952
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: excited about that for them. But it isn't easy, even

953
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: when you think you're rock solid. Yes, I was, I'm sorry,

954
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: it's not the time. I'm trying to hide him on

955
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: the microphone. I literally tried to hide my mouth on

956
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,719
Speaker 1: the microphone. You said, I'm just like, there's not a time.

957
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I find everything funny. It's inappropriate, not bad,

958
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: no disrespect though. One of the more weird things that

959
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: I've discovered now, I went to like this store and

960
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: there was a guy cashier, and I was like, he

961
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 1: doesn't think I want to like hang out with him,

962
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 1: doesn't like Now that it's out there, I was like,

963
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: do I have to worry about people thinking that I

964
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 1: now I'm getting everybody? Yeah, that would be an interesting

965
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: situation because you know, I've never been by so I

966
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 1: don't know how it feels obviously, but that would be

967
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: weird though, because yeah, you would think about especially after

968
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: you first come out and people know this about you.

969
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: Now you're going to be self conscious about it, right

970
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 1: because you know it's a thing. Now You're like, everybody

971
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: that you talked to is like, now they know that

972
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm by? Does everybody I talk to you now? I

973
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: think I'm hitting on them because I don't want all

974
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 1: of them any advice from Christian and Bennett on anything

975
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: as far as coming up, because both of you guys

976
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: and Christian are not by. They're definitely not by. I'm

977
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: as gay as a two dollar bill. And if you

978
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: know anything about two dollar bills, Wow, you're looking like,

979
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,279
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't either.

980
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: I don't get it two dollar bills again because it's

981
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 1: rare or it's like I just remember hearing it when

982
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and I was like, maybe God,

983
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,800
Speaker 1: he's gay as a two dollar bill. And I was

984
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: like me, I know, You're like I would say, I

985
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,520
Speaker 1: think this is like a very exciting point for anybody

986
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 1: who's coming out, whether it's your sexuality or anything about

987
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,760
Speaker 1: yourself come into terms with who you are. It's exciting,

988
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: it's difficult, it's exciting because now you have the freedom

989
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: to be exactly who you want to be, and you

990
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: have like the freedom to explore that. And you know,

991
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: anybody in this moment in time that has anything to

992
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: say to you, bread or anyone else that's coming out,

993
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: it should even matter, because it's about you being proud

994
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,319
Speaker 1: of who you are and who you're going to be.

995
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: I think that's a really great don't be happy about yourself,

996
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: be mindful about not taking on the negative energy from

997
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: other people, right and being happy in your own skin

998
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: and being comfortable with who you are, no matter what

999
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: you are and your preferences on anything, who you like,

1000
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: who you don't like, whatever. Being comfortable in your own

1001
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: skin is really really freeing. If you actually are just

1002
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: the way you want to be all the time and

1003
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: you're proud of who you are, it is an amazing feeling.

1004
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: Nobody should ever shame anybody for being just themselves and

1005
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: who you love, whatever how you are. If you are

1006
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: proud of yourself for being who you are, just be

1007
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 1: proud of yourself, no matter who you love. And congratulations

1008
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 1: to our producer. Can I give a bit of advice

1009
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: really quick to the memories that you have from that

1010
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: coming out day are never going to go away. And

1011
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: that's what sucks, because I got pulled out of the

1012
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: closet and it was a horrible, horrible thing. I am

1013
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: excited and happy for you that you got to kind

1014
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: of do it on your own terms, but it does

1015
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: break my heart that you didn't receive necessarily the response

1016
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: you want, which is ridiculous. However, it doesn't last forever.

1017
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: The memories will be there, but you get stronger and

1018
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: that and that sad memory can become actually a happy

1019
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,640
Speaker 1: memory for you personally. To be like, that didn't break

1020
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: me the night I came out, really really rough, horrible

1021
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 1: conversations with my parents, who have never been anything but

1022
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 1: loving and supporting, and they just wanted to find out

1023
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: how they could do that in that moment. That was

1024
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: years ago. I'm to this day I've done nothing but

1025
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: get closer with my parents. So just you can be

1026
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: optimistic that you know, those who maybe weren't showing you

1027
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 1: the love that you needed it when you needed it,

1028
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 1: they'll come around. Christian's dad actually like calls them every

1029
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 1: night to say good night. I'm literally thirty years old

1030
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: and my dad calls and text me sweet dreams everything.

1031
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: I do want to give a quick shout out to

1032
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: my mom and my brother who found out the same

1033
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: way everybody else found out by the Internet, and they

1034
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 1: call me. He's like, hey, man, congratulations. I was like thanks,

1035
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 1: and then she's like, hey, when are we gonna like

1036
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: just move on? That's how it should That's how it

1037
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:29,440
Speaker 1: should be. Like absolutely, thanks, Yes, I love that so much. Definitely,

1038
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: Like I was saying, I don't think anybody should be

1039
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: embarrassed for who they are. I do think Christian, your

1040
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: dad's still calling to tuck you in at night when

1041
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:44,800
Speaker 1: you're thirty embarrassing Dad. I love you all right, remember

1042
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: you follows y'all on social media. At the Jewel Show,

1043
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: she goes to sleep real early, falls asleep before my

1044
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,640
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