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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Can I take your order? Am I get a.

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Speaker 3: Tall child, a large black coffee, large black cop Do

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Speaker 3: you mean a venty No, I mean a war he

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Speaker 3: means Aventi. Yeah, the biggest fun you that Venti is large?

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Speaker 3: No vent is twenty Danny, Yeah, large is large. In fact,

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Speaker 3: tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti's

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Speaker 3: the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the

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Speaker 3: only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid in three languages.

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Speaker 2: It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.

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Speaker 2: Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game

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Speaker 2: of trivia for Lil Wayne tickets today, and let's meet

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Speaker 2: today's contestant for you verus Victoria.

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Speaker 3: Rachel. What's up, Rachel? How are you? Hello?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Rachel? Are you ready to take on Victoria? I

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Speaker 3: think so ooh? You think it? Usually?

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Speaker 2: Usually you do pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Did you do good yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Because I did terrible? I did. That was a rough day.

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Speaker 3: All right, that's fine for today. But that means that

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Speaker 3: I'm starting low.

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Speaker 2: So there's only one way to go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you set the bar low enough, there's nowhere

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Speaker 3: to go but up. Exactly right, that's like, yeah, octations

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Speaker 3: are for fools.

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Speaker 2: Exactly are we gonna send Victoria out in the studio?

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Speaker 3: What's that? Rachel? I just said that.

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Speaker 1: That's for me as well.

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Speaker 3: I've never played before.

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Speaker 1: So oh there you go from here.

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Speaker 2: All right, so half of a right answer is all

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Speaker 2: you need today to feel good? All right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Victoria's leaving the studio, and here's how the game is played.

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Speaker 2: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria

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Speaker 2: has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: here we go, Rachel, your time starts now.

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Speaker 1: What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda

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Speaker 1: game series? What is the national sport of Canada?

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Speaker 3: Fucky?

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Speaker 1: What does the H and H two O stand for?

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Speaker 1: You did in which US state? Would you find?

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Speaker 3: The Grand Canyon Arizona?

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Speaker 1: Who was the first person to set foot on the moon?

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Speaker 1: Neil Armstrong? What famous building did King Kong climb in

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Speaker 1: the original nineteen thirty three film?

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Speaker 3: And got that?

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Speaker 2: And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio and Rachel,

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Speaker 2: while she's getting ready and putting your headphones on and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Here's a question for you.

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Speaker 2: If you woke up one morning with gills, would you

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Speaker 2: tell anybody about it or keep it a secret? What?

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Speaker 3: I would totally tell everyone about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, jump in the water, text me and study me.

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Speaker 3: Say that again. Sounds like she's underwater. Yeah, sounds like

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Speaker 3: she's got gilts it happened. What did you say? No

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Speaker 3: one could kiss me? Oh yeah, because you jump into

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Speaker 3: the water. That's right. Yeah, you would have to pay

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Speaker 3: bills again.

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Speaker 2: I would tell very few people that I had gills. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: when they want everybody knowing, well.

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Speaker 1: You'd be like a mermaid then a murmurman, yeah, murman.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all sorts of things going through my head right now, Okay,

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Speaker 2: probably just move along, ye all right, here we go. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: thirty seconds. Victoria to answer as many questions as possible.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know one, just say pass and you

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Speaker 2: have to beat Rachel outright to win? Okay, yep, and

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Speaker 2: Rachel you can tell Victoria win.

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Speaker 3: To go.

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Speaker 2: Ready.

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Speaker 1: What's the main character's name in the Legend of Zelda

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Speaker 1: game series Zelda? What is the national sport of Canada?

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Speaker 3: It's oger?

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Speaker 1: What does the age y I met Mayne hockey. What

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Speaker 1: does the H and H two O stand for hydrogen?

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Speaker 1: In which US state would you find the Grand Canyon?

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Speaker 3: Ry Kenyon, Think, think, think, thank, thank, thank, thank no matter.

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Speaker 1: Who was the first person to set foot on the moon? Ah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's Biking Armstrong.

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Speaker 3: Wait that is Dij's up next?

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Speaker 1: What famous building did King Kong climb in the original

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Speaker 1: nineteen thirty three film. Oh crap, I'm Bartay building.

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Speaker 3: Did I get that right?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, don't know, but let's find out. Send

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Speaker 2: it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys

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Speaker 2: did with our scoreboard. Producer Brad, I did give you

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Speaker 2: Victoria one that I don't I don't actually know what

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Speaker 2: your answer was because it was nine half words.

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Speaker 3: I did give it to you, though. You got three? Correct? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Rachel got four? Serious, Rachel, you did it beat Victoria. Congratulations?

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Speaker 2: Why you got Little Wayne tickets?

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Speaker 3: Too? Little Wayne? Thank you? You're welcome. All right, let's

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Speaker 3: get the answers now.

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Speaker 1: In Nina, the main character's name in the Legend of

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Speaker 1: Zelda game series is Link WHOA that's messed up. The

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Speaker 1: national sport of Canada is lacrosse. Oh dang it, H

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Speaker 1: and hto stands for hydrogen. The US state where you'll

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Speaker 1: find the Grand Canyon is Arizona. Oh Neil Armstrong was

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Speaker 1: the first person to step foot on the moon. The

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Speaker 1: Empire State Building was the famous building King Kong climbed

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Speaker 1: in the original nineteen thirty three films.

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Speaker 3: Thanks you got all those ride then, pretty much?

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Speaker 2: Congratulations Rachel, Thank you, Rachel, you believe that moon landing stuff.

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Speaker 3: Here we go. Rachel's literally calling from.

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Speaker 2: Them, completely made up, completely made up. All right, Rachel,

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Speaker 2: thank you for playing. We play you verse Victoria the

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