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Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, give me just a second.

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Speaker 3: I got a spy.

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Speaker 1: You got a spy?

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Speaker 2: My wife again, suspecies.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like for good reason though.

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Speaker 2: I know, right, I haven't even told her. But it

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Speaker 2: was crazy. Okay, it's nothing. It's nothing, no infidotic even,

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Speaker 2: nothing like that.

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Speaker 3: It was it was like, uh, this one night, right,

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Speaker 3: it was our I believe it was our honeymoon. Okay.

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Speaker 3: You know, me and my wife, we were drinking all

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Speaker 3: the other day because we're in Las Vegas. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: we're enjoying our time. You know. We get to this

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Speaker 3: I see this place. It's like it's like this little

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Speaker 3: bar thing. It says dollar mimosis of you know, like, yes,

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Speaker 3: I'm in there, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like, and so I get.

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Speaker 3: To these dollars and I'm trying to buff up my

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Speaker 3: chest in front of my wife and tell her. Now,

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Speaker 3: you know, I am going to drink all these mimosas

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Speaker 3: you know, I get sick. Okay, I am pretty messed

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Speaker 3: up at this point. We go back to the place, right,

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Speaker 3: and I go to sleep. You know, she's sleeping with me,

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Speaker 3: and you know, I decided I had to pass some

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Speaker 3: gas and the Yeah.

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Speaker 2: A little bit of something happened. It got on the sheet,

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Speaker 2: and I was like so.

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Speaker 3: Embarrassed, you know what I mean, like, oh my gosh,

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Speaker 3: what kind of.

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Speaker 2: Excuse the am I going to have these damn sheets

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Speaker 2: about it?

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Speaker 1: Here them right?

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Speaker 2: Well, she's like on the side of me.

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Speaker 3: I was turned the other way, and then yeah, she's

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Speaker 3: sleeping on them. And then I don't know what I

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Speaker 3: did or what I said.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, shoot for the corols.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he was on the floor. We're gonna have to

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Speaker 3: get them washed. And that was that.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't know. She looked at it. She was like, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on over here.

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Speaker 3: It was the most embarrassing thing I think I've ever

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Speaker 3: had to do.

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Speaker 1: So she thought that what you did was already on

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Speaker 1: the sheet, or she just never saw it and you

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Speaker 1: just pretended they were dirty.

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Speaker 2: I think she heard she ever seen it. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what excuse I came up with. I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: And I remember it was so smooth and I believed it, like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was pretty bad. That was That was. She was

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Speaker 2: pretty knocked out too, So I had a chance to

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Speaker 2: hop in the shower and then like going back.

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Speaker 1: To bed, and she doesn't She still doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: No, she doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't know she married.

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Speaker 3: Voice, and which is fine. I don't really care. But

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Speaker 3: you know, she doesn't know about the story. I'm sharing

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Speaker 3: this with somebody because I know it's pretty funny.

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Speaker 1: It's impressive that you were able to play that off

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Speaker 1: without her knowing. I was gonna say, if you don't

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Speaker 1: know how it happened, if my husband won't give the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night, said sheets her dirty sweetheart, we

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Speaker 1: need to get a wash, I'd been like, would do

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Speaker 1: it in the morning. I went back to bed.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it worked. I can't remember.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dear little secret. Yea,

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Speaker 1: I have a going what's your.

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Speaker 3: Dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Textubil to four one oh sixty one