WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Lemme Buy You A Car

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jew Boys. Second dated. A guy named Roger is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone today to do a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>And Roger, after reading your email, I've decided that if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get a date with the girl that you

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<v Speaker 1>want to call today, I will gladly volunteer my services

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<v Speaker 1>and go on a date with you because you sound

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<v Speaker 1>look I'm taking I have a girlfriend, but you sound

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<v Speaker 1>like the kind of guy that I could spend a

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<v Speaker 1>weekend with. Definitely, well, I'll keep that in mind, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're my type. You're smart man,

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<v Speaker 1>smart man, I've changed a lot of people's opinions about

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<v Speaker 1>me over my time on this planet. Roger, and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you and I can, maybe if you could give me

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<v Speaker 1>some concert tickets, I don't know. Let's get into your

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<v Speaker 1>date though. Tell us about the girl that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call today. Well, her name's Monica. I met her

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks ago. I was out at a

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<v Speaker 1>cocktail bar with one of my friends and we were

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<v Speaker 1>drinking and he had to leave early. But I saw

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<v Speaker 1>that the cocktail racist she was smoking hot, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I decided to stay for a little bit, have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of drapover tip. You know, get our attention. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm sure she never gets that ever as a

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<v Speaker 1>hot cocktail waitress, you never know. Ye. Well, we started

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<v Speaker 1>having like the best conversation ever. We started talking about

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<v Speaker 1>sitcom that we wish we'll come back on television. That's

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<v Speaker 1>actually that's a good icebreaker. Yeah, that's it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they remake Golden Girls because that was like

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<v Speaker 1>one of my favorite shows. I'd love to see a

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<v Speaker 1>remake of Golden Girls. Yes, Blanche was so high. Do

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<v Speaker 1>we need to do the second day up? Dator? Can

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<v Speaker 1>we just have this conversation now? So though we'll stay focused?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? All right, yeah, you're gonna have a hard

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<v Speaker 1>time doing that, Roger, But wait about boring Roger. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have like a great time or with an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing conversation. We actually closed down the place, Like I say,

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<v Speaker 1>what it's a closing Yeah, well, okay, so how long

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<v Speaker 1>did you stay? Because I've been in the situation where

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't drinks with a friend, they leave, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you hang out at the bar for a little while

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<v Speaker 1>and make friends with the staff. But there gets to

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<v Speaker 1>be a point where it's an okay amount of time

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<v Speaker 1>for you to be there by yourself, and then there's

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<v Speaker 1>a point where you've been there way too long and

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<v Speaker 1>now you're the creepy dude. No, it was only like

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<v Speaker 1>two hours. I wasn't there to like to the sun

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<v Speaker 1>rolls or anything like that. It was just two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>And was this your date? Or did you ask her

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<v Speaker 1>out on a real date after this? Well? We just

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<v Speaker 1>met like this was opening gamut, but um, you know

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<v Speaker 1>it was. The conversation was going well, we were joking around,

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked her out on a real date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and what did you guys do for your date? We

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get to clout on the date. She wouldn't go

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<v Speaker 1>on that date with me? Why what did you? Was

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<v Speaker 1>she busy or something? Um, she didn't feel comfortable with

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<v Speaker 1>the date suggestion I came up with. I suggested somewhat

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<v Speaker 1>up an a strappicking date, like what like a helicopter ride? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a little bit of drink, so I probably

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have asked this, But I asked her to take

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<v Speaker 1>a trip with me to the Mediterranean. Wad did you

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<v Speaker 1>just say Mediterranean for a first date? Yeah? Absolutely, And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I was saying that if you can't go

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<v Speaker 1>out with her on a second date. I will gladly

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Mediterranean with you. There's no shame in

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<v Speaker 1>my game. There's no shame in mind either. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I asked you never know? So wait, did you already

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<v Speaker 1>have a trip planned and you were going solo and

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<v Speaker 1>you needed a partner? Or were you just gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>buy tickets on a whim for both of you? Tickets

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<v Speaker 1>on the whim? You know, it's not unlike spontaneity. Who

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<v Speaker 1>did she say no to that? Or did she think

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<v Speaker 1>about it? At first? She thought I was joking, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was serious. So if she would have said yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you would have literally bought tickets to the Mediterranean and

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<v Speaker 1>taken her on vacation with you. Absolutely, we'll be on

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<v Speaker 1>the beach and walza right now. You honestly think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea for a woman who just met a

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<v Speaker 1>stranger at a bar to agree to go halfway across

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<v Speaker 1>the world alone with him. I don't see a problem

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<v Speaker 1>in it. No, how much should I do take on

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<v Speaker 1>the first date and invite her out? Bears every guy

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<v Speaker 1>does that. Yeah, it's definitely a way to set your

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<v Speaker 1>self apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she said no, yeah, no, And I haven't heard her

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<v Speaker 1>spoken to her since she hasn't returned my text so

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<v Speaker 1>my voicemails or anything. I would be totally freaked out

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<v Speaker 1>by you. Yeah, but not like ghosts. Yeah, you're moving

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<v Speaker 1>way too fast, way too quick. If we're talking Mediterranean

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<v Speaker 1>the first time we meet, it's going to be marriage

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<v Speaker 1>and babies by the third day. I just believe life

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<v Speaker 1>is to be lived. You know, I have some family

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<v Speaker 1>members that left me pretty well off. Oh, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know I want to enjoy it with someone. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>see the problem. Okay, I've never dated a rich man,

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<v Speaker 1>so I mean that's the problem. I'd never say it rich.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm way past that. Yeah, man, you're just making yourself

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<v Speaker 1>just more appealing to me. You got to stop this, Roger.

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<v Speaker 1>There's rich and then there's wealthy. So have you've tried

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<v Speaker 1>to call her a bunch and she hasn't returned any

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<v Speaker 1>of your phone calls at all? Yeah, an text? Nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>And the only reason you can think of is because

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<v Speaker 1>you probably scared her off by offering her a trip

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<v Speaker 1>to the medic rain in right when you make it

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<v Speaker 1>too much, I think it's too much. Everybody loves the rainbows, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but when they see the pot of gold at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the rainbow, they get scared. I'm guessing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>guessing you, being the wealthy man that you are, don't

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<v Speaker 1>get turned down very often. Absolutely not. But this girl

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<v Speaker 1>was different, and I want to spoil you and take

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<v Speaker 1>care of her, and I just need the opportunity. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give you that opportunity. We'll play a song, come back,

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second date update. Okay, if

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<v Speaker 1>we don't go to the chip, I'm buying the radio station. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to work for you, absolutely all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on the phone, man, Okay, looking jubil in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of a second date update, And

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just tuning in, Roger is on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and today he wants to call a girl named Monica.

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<v Speaker 1>He was actually out at a bar having drinks with

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<v Speaker 1>a friend, and his friend left and he hung out

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<v Speaker 1>for a little while, got to know the cocktail waitress

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<v Speaker 1>that's Monica. And he thinks he's not getting a call

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<v Speaker 1>back because at the end of the night before he left,

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<v Speaker 1>he got her phone number and then he offered her

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<v Speaker 1>a trip beautiful Mediterranean where you'll be whisked away from

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<v Speaker 1>your job as a cocktail waitress and get to spend

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<v Speaker 1>a week getting to know Roger. Roger's a mild mannered

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<v Speaker 1>guy who likes old TV sitcoms, loves himself, some golden girls,

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<v Speaker 1>hands my ties in the Mediterranean. All right, Roger, are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready to go with your second date up day? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get my girl. No, Roger, you say you're really wealthy. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>actually more than that. But I'm trying to play it

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<v Speaker 1>down for you guys. Do you, I mean, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think that maybe a woman doesn't want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>sugar daddy like, because that's what it sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be to her. To me now, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>looking up to be a sugar daddy. I just want

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<v Speaker 1>someone that I could spoil and take care of and

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<v Speaker 1>show a good time. That's it. And I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>that was I really really liked her, you know. Funny

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<v Speaker 1>thing aside, I really liked her a lot. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that other phone number right now and see if

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<v Speaker 1>we can get her on the phone and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second day update. Okay, okay, all right, we go by

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Second day update cost one hundred and fifteen thousands. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any cash on me. Here Convenient Roger

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<v Speaker 1>Oral Convenient checks. You can wire it. Hello. Hi is Monica.

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<v Speaker 1>There is Monica. Hey Monica, how are you? My name

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<v Speaker 1>is Jebil and I host a radio show called Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. Uh okay, what can I

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<v Speaker 1>help you with? Well, I wanted to call you today

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<v Speaker 1>because I actually got an email about you from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners. You probably have the wrong number. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you cocktail waitress? Yes? Okay. Did you meet a guy

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<v Speaker 1>the other night at the bar who offered you a

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<v Speaker 1>trip to the Mediterranean? Is this a joke? No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very specific stuff. And that's the Monica that. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm a little freaked out. So how do you

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<v Speaker 1>know all this? Well? I know all that because we

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<v Speaker 1>actually talked to that dude. Who are you? Yeah, Jebel

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<v Speaker 1>from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>That statement didn't make it more normal. Yeah, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of people there, so I don't understand

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<v Speaker 1>what's I'm pardon me, I don't know I did this

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<v Speaker 1>seems like this is very strange. We do I'll explain.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a segment on our show called the second

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<v Speaker 1>Date Update. Okay, it's where if you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with somebody and then don't call them after,

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<v Speaker 1>they email us to see if we can get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out what happened. Oh, it's fabulous. Okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't technically go out on a date with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Roger. Did you know that? Yes, I know

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<v Speaker 1>who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with him, but he told us about how

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<v Speaker 1>he met you that evening when you were working, and

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<v Speaker 1>he really liked you, and he thinks he kind of

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<v Speaker 1>screwed it up at the end because he offered to

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<v Speaker 1>take you to the Mediterranean right after you, guys, met

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<v Speaker 1>That is true, So he called you, guys. Yes, he

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us actually to see if that's the reason you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like him. And you don't think that's weird. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I told him. I told him that it

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<v Speaker 1>was totally crazy and that I would never recommend any

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<v Speaker 1>single woman going overseas with the man that they don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and also it's crazy to call a radio station to

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<v Speaker 1>call me or email a radio station to call me. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we've been doing this segment for a while now. I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's kind of weird to get a call out

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<v Speaker 1>of the blue from a radio station. But he really

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<v Speaker 1>liked you, though. Did you actually like him when you

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<v Speaker 1>were talking to him before the whole Mediterranean thing? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>without a long grade, he was very handsome and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>very nice. But I mean it's a bar I'm working

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<v Speaker 1>and you meet a lot of nice people that say

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<v Speaker 1>outlandish things. When he said Mediterranean, I thought, you know, falafels,

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<v Speaker 1>but he actually met the Mediterranean. What did you think

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<v Speaker 1>when he brought that up after he met you? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you think that he was joking? Of course, I think

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<v Speaker 1>he probably asked everybody to go to Mediterranean and it

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<v Speaker 1>just seems weird. According to him, he doesn't ask everybody

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the Mediterranean. It was just you he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to take there. Yeah, you guys believe him too.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course he would say that to you. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know more than you do, but he sounded sincere to me.

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<v Speaker 1>He cannot be serious. I mean, he just met me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very expensive trip. Well, Monica, I know how

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<v Speaker 1>to tell if he is serious, because he's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and wants to talk to Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, hey Roger. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Monica. How are you shock? I'm sorry for the shock.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it might be a bit much for you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I do apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have said the Mediterranean.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I should have said Miami or a Caribbean or

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<v Speaker 1>some place like that. Place closer. I don't think that

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<v Speaker 1>was the problem. No, that was weird to even invite

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<v Speaker 1>me on a trip at all. You have said just

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<v Speaker 1>like dinner. Yeah, okay, we could do dinner. We could

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<v Speaker 1>just go to the Mediterranean at dinner to come back,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I apologize. Am I coming on too strong again? So?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, that just seems so crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It just seem like, I don't know, dangerous, dangerous, way

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<v Speaker 1>go with somebody I just met, to the Mediterranean. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean about that. That doesn't seem odd to you. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize. I know you don't know me that well,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm a man of means and that's just something

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<v Speaker 1>that's normal for me to do. Take a trip, go here,

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<v Speaker 1>go there, no big thing. But I think you're a

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<v Speaker 1>very special girl, and I want to show you that. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Um well, um, I appreciate that, and I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm not in any position to just take off,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I'm happy for you that you can

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<v Speaker 1>do that. It just seems Listen, if there's a problem

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<v Speaker 1>about taking off from work, I could buy the restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>to give you all the days. Oh my gosh. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds crazy, crazy, yes, but part like, there's part of

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<v Speaker 1>me that wants to tell you, like go, And there's

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<v Speaker 1>another part of me that wants to say, Roger, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't just buy women. That's not how it works. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to buy love. I'm trying to buy a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant too. Totally different, Monica. You gotta give it to Rodger.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at least funny. Yeah, he's very funny. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>we talked so long that night. All Right, Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>propose a compromise. Let's go out on the date. I would,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean, it seems you seem very um extreme

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<v Speaker 1>and hold hold on, hold on. You haven't heard my

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<v Speaker 1>whole entire offer. We won't fly or go anywhere one

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<v Speaker 1>and two if you like the date or not, or

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see each other again afterwards. Apt I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>a car, any car you want. Oh my god, no way,

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<v Speaker 1>what you think as a joke. I'll put the car

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<v Speaker 1>in your name. Oh my god, you can't take that.

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<v Speaker 1>She'd feel forever indebted to you. That's not a way

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<v Speaker 1>to start a healthy relationship. Well what's a good way

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<v Speaker 1>to start a healthy relationship? Get drunk and hook up

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of a car. Listen, I'll show up

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<v Speaker 1>to the date in your new car with ribbon and

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<v Speaker 1>bowl around it. And if you don't like me, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have my chauffeur pick me up and take me home.

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<v Speaker 1>O god, that is quite the offer. There is no

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<v Speaker 1>way you're serious right now, I'm totally serious. I'll send

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<v Speaker 1>the d to the radio station. They could see that

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<v Speaker 1>it's in your name, and I'll send the title off

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<v Speaker 1>me to the radio station. They could verify it. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you like or don't like me, the car's yours

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<v Speaker 1>no matter what. So you're offering her a car for

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<v Speaker 1>a date, not just I'll car any carci want. Oh man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited. I don't even know what to say. I mean, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I should say yes, that's what I think. But Monica,

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<v Speaker 1>would you go on a second date with Roger. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>pay for dinner. It sounds so lame now, But Roger's

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<v Speaker 1>offering you a car if you'll go out with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. This is the craziest thing that's ever

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me, exactly, So you might as well jump

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<v Speaker 1>on this front train it gets bad or better start? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't what are you gonna buyer next? A private jet? Like? Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>make your next movie your best move? What do you think, Monica?

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<v Speaker 1>He is offering me a car, any car that I want,

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<v Speaker 1>just to go on one date with him. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what it is, Okay, Monica. It's one date, one

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<v Speaker 1>date and a new car. And not only a new car.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll fill up the gas Paine, and that's really expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I think you're going down a slippery slope

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<v Speaker 1>if you do it, If you say yes, it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>so good. But I just I don't think so slippery

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<v Speaker 1>slope made the money. Baby, Stop stop trying to throw

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<v Speaker 1>a monkey rich in everything. Oh my gosh, what do

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<v Speaker 1>I do? I don't know. You have to decide for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I think curiosity has gotten the best of me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say yes. Yeah, successful second date. Congratulations Roger, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much. Yeah, and Monica even more, congratulations to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't get a lot of people saying yes to

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<v Speaker 1>the second dates because they're usually weird. I guess what

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<v Speaker 1>it takes is somebody getting a car in order to

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<v Speaker 1>make it happen. Offer they don't refuse. Yeah, I am

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<v Speaker 1>freaking out right now, this is actually happening. Well, will

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<v Speaker 1>you guys keep us updated on what happens please? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>will you send us pictures of her new car? All right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hey Roger, before we go, I do have a question

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Yes, do you need any friends? You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are my friends? Now? Okay in the morning. See I

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<v Speaker 1>told you. Everybody texting in at seven, eight, five, nine

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<v Speaker 1>two right now wants a date with Roger. Yeah. Old,

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<v Speaker 1>married people, young single people, everybody. Everybody, straight, dudes willing

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<v Speaker 1>to go gay for Roger. Yeah, every woman wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with Roger. If you don't know who Roger is,

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<v Speaker 1>he's from today's second date update. He wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>a girl named Monica his first date. He offered her

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<v Speaker 1>a trip to the Mediterranean. She said no, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, that's weird. We talked to Roger. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>he's very very wealthy. Yeah he lets you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>no shame in telling you how much money he has.

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<v Speaker 1>And he got a second date, which doesn't happen a

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<v Speaker 1>lot in the second date updates. But he got the

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<v Speaker 1>second date by saying, here, if you go out with

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<v Speaker 1>me again, I will show up to the date in

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new car. You can have the car even

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<v Speaker 1>if we don't go out again. The car is yours.

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<v Speaker 1>So we bought her a new car to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a second date, and she said yes, which I

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<v Speaker 1>think is good. Shows up in like an old beater.

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<v Speaker 1>He just buys her a nasty old truck. He does

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<v Speaker 1>like some zero you know interest or zero down, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she has to take over all the pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the next forty five years she's paying on a car.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you a new car. I mean I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>pay for it anyway. Try to keep you updated on

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<v Speaker 1>this date, said Elation, because it's very very interesting. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want a second date update, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back. We don't promise

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<v Speaker 1>a free car though, with me. Okay, Moving ninety two

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<v Speaker 1>point five