Speaker 1: Rooking jew Boys. Second dated. A guy named Roger is
Speaker 1: on the phone today to do a second date update.
Speaker 1: And Roger, after reading your email, I've decided that if
Speaker 1: you don't get a date with the girl that you
Speaker 1: want to call today, I will gladly volunteer my services
Speaker 1: and go on a date with you because you sound
Speaker 1: look I'm taking I have a girlfriend, but you sound
Speaker 1: like the kind of guy that I could spend a
Speaker 1: weekend with. Definitely, well, I'll keep that in mind, but
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're my type. You're smart man,
Speaker 1: smart man, I've changed a lot of people's opinions about
Speaker 1: me over my time on this planet. Roger, and maybe
Speaker 1: you and I can, maybe if you could give me
Speaker 1: some concert tickets, I don't know. Let's get into your
Speaker 1: date though. Tell us about the girl that you want
Speaker 1: to call today. Well, her name's Monica. I met her
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. I was out at a
Speaker 1: cocktail bar with one of my friends and we were
Speaker 1: drinking and he had to leave early. But I saw
Speaker 1: that the cocktail racist she was smoking hot, so you know,
Speaker 1: I decided to stay for a little bit, have a
Speaker 1: couple of drapover tip. You know, get our attention. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure she never gets that ever as a
Speaker 1: hot cocktail waitress, you never know. Ye. Well, we started
Speaker 1: having like the best conversation ever. We started talking about
Speaker 1: sitcom that we wish we'll come back on television. That's
Speaker 1: actually that's a good icebreaker. Yeah, that's it was amazing.
Speaker 1: I hope they remake Golden Girls because that was like
Speaker 1: one of my favorite shows. I'd love to see a
Speaker 1: remake of Golden Girls. Yes, Blanche was so high. Do
Speaker 1: we need to do the second day up? Dator? Can
Speaker 1: we just have this conversation now? So though we'll stay focused?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, yeah, you're gonna have a hard
Speaker 1: time doing that, Roger, But wait about boring Roger. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but we have like a great time or with an
Speaker 1: amazing conversation. We actually closed down the place, Like I say,
Speaker 1: what it's a closing Yeah, well, okay, so how long
Speaker 1: did you stay? Because I've been in the situation where
Speaker 1: you haven't drinks with a friend, they leave, and then
Speaker 1: you hang out at the bar for a little while
Speaker 1: and make friends with the staff. But there gets to
Speaker 1: be a point where it's an okay amount of time
Speaker 1: for you to be there by yourself, and then there's
Speaker 1: a point where you've been there way too long and
Speaker 1: now you're the creepy dude. No, it was only like
Speaker 1: two hours. I wasn't there to like to the sun
Speaker 1: rolls or anything like that. It was just two hours.
Speaker 1: And was this your date? Or did you ask her
Speaker 1: out on a real date after this? Well? We just
Speaker 1: met like this was opening gamut, but um, you know
Speaker 1: it was. The conversation was going well, we were joking around,
Speaker 1: So I asked her out on a real date. Okay,
Speaker 1: and what did you guys do for your date? We
Speaker 1: didn't get to clout on the date. She wouldn't go
Speaker 1: on that date with me? Why what did you? Was
Speaker 1: she busy or something? Um, she didn't feel comfortable with
Speaker 1: the date suggestion I came up with. I suggested somewhat
Speaker 1: up an a strappicking date, like what like a helicopter ride? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of drink, so I probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't have asked this, But I asked her to take
Speaker 1: a trip with me to the Mediterranean. Wad did you
Speaker 1: just say Mediterranean for a first date? Yeah? Absolutely, And
Speaker 1: that's why I was saying that if you can't go
Speaker 1: out with her on a second date. I will gladly
Speaker 1: go to the Mediterranean with you. There's no shame in
Speaker 1: my game. There's no shame in mind either. That's why
Speaker 1: I asked you never know? So wait, did you already
Speaker 1: have a trip planned and you were going solo and
Speaker 1: you needed a partner? Or were you just gonna go
Speaker 1: buy tickets on a whim for both of you? Tickets
Speaker 1: on the whim? You know, it's not unlike spontaneity. Who
Speaker 1: did she say no to that? Or did she think
Speaker 1: about it? At first? She thought I was joking, but
Speaker 1: I was serious. So if she would have said yes,
Speaker 1: you would have literally bought tickets to the Mediterranean and
Speaker 1: taken her on vacation with you. Absolutely, we'll be on
Speaker 1: the beach and walza right now. You honestly think it's
Speaker 1: a good idea for a woman who just met a
Speaker 1: stranger at a bar to agree to go halfway across
Speaker 1: the world alone with him. I don't see a problem
Speaker 1: in it. No, how much should I do take on
Speaker 1: the first date and invite her out? Bears every guy
Speaker 1: does that. Yeah, it's definitely a way to set your
Speaker 1: self apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said no, yeah, no, And I haven't heard her
Speaker 1: spoken to her since she hasn't returned my text so
Speaker 1: my voicemails or anything. I would be totally freaked out
Speaker 1: by you. Yeah, but not like ghosts. Yeah, you're moving
Speaker 1: way too fast, way too quick. If we're talking Mediterranean
Speaker 1: the first time we meet, it's going to be marriage
Speaker 1: and babies by the third day. I just believe life
Speaker 1: is to be lived. You know, I have some family
Speaker 1: members that left me pretty well off. Oh, and you
Speaker 1: know I want to enjoy it with someone. I don't
Speaker 1: see the problem. Okay, I've never dated a rich man,
Speaker 1: so I mean that's the problem. I'd never say it rich.
Speaker 1: I'm way past that. Yeah, man, you're just making yourself
Speaker 1: just more appealing to me. You got to stop this, Roger.
Speaker 1: There's rich and then there's wealthy. So have you've tried
Speaker 1: to call her a bunch and she hasn't returned any
Speaker 1: of your phone calls at all? Yeah, an text? Nothing,
Speaker 1: And the only reason you can think of is because
Speaker 1: you probably scared her off by offering her a trip
Speaker 1: to the medic rain in right when you make it
Speaker 1: too much, I think it's too much. Everybody loves the rainbows, right,
Speaker 1: but when they see the pot of gold at the
Speaker 1: end of the rainbow, they get scared. I'm guessing. I'm
Speaker 1: guessing you, being the wealthy man that you are, don't
Speaker 1: get turned down very often. Absolutely not. But this girl
Speaker 1: was different, and I want to spoil you and take
Speaker 1: care of her, and I just need the opportunity. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll give you that opportunity. We'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date update. Okay, if
Speaker 1: we don't go to the chip, I'm buying the radio station. Congratulations.
Speaker 1: I would love to work for you, absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: Hang on the phone, man, Okay, looking jubil in the morning,
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a second date update, And
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in, Roger is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and today he wants to call a girl named Monica.
Speaker 1: He was actually out at a bar having drinks with
Speaker 1: a friend, and his friend left and he hung out
Speaker 1: for a little while, got to know the cocktail waitress
Speaker 1: that's Monica. And he thinks he's not getting a call
Speaker 1: back because at the end of the night before he left,
Speaker 1: he got her phone number and then he offered her
Speaker 1: a trip beautiful Mediterranean where you'll be whisked away from
Speaker 1: your job as a cocktail waitress and get to spend
Speaker 1: a week getting to know Roger. Roger's a mild mannered
Speaker 1: guy who likes old TV sitcoms, loves himself, some golden girls,
Speaker 1: hands my ties in the Mediterranean. All right, Roger, are
Speaker 1: you ready to go with your second date up day? Yes,
Speaker 1: let's get my girl. No, Roger, you say you're really wealthy. Yes,
Speaker 1: actually more than that. But I'm trying to play it
Speaker 1: down for you guys. Do you, I mean, do you
Speaker 1: think that maybe a woman doesn't want to have a
Speaker 1: sugar daddy like, because that's what it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: trying to be to her. To me now, I'm not
Speaker 1: looking up to be a sugar daddy. I just want
Speaker 1: someone that I could spoil and take care of and
Speaker 1: show a good time. That's it. And I feel like
Speaker 1: that was I really really liked her, you know. Funny
Speaker 1: thing aside, I really liked her a lot. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: Well that other phone number right now and see if
Speaker 1: we can get her on the phone and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. Okay, okay, all right, we go by
Speaker 1: the way. Second day update cost one hundred and fifteen thousands. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't have any cash on me. Here Convenient Roger
Speaker 1: Oral Convenient checks. You can wire it. Hello. Hi is Monica.
Speaker 1: There is Monica. Hey Monica, how are you? My name
Speaker 1: is Jebil and I host a radio show called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Uh okay, what can I
Speaker 1: help you with? Well, I wanted to call you today
Speaker 1: because I actually got an email about you from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. You probably have the wrong number. Are
Speaker 1: you cocktail waitress? Yes? Okay. Did you meet a guy
Speaker 1: the other night at the bar who offered you a
Speaker 1: trip to the Mediterranean? Is this a joke? No, it's not.
Speaker 1: That's very specific stuff. And that's the Monica that. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm a little freaked out. So how do you
Speaker 1: know all this? Well? I know all that because we
Speaker 1: actually talked to that dude. Who are you? Yeah, Jebel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: That statement didn't make it more normal. Yeah, okay, And
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people there, so I don't understand
Speaker 1: what's I'm pardon me, I don't know I did this
Speaker 1: seems like this is very strange. We do I'll explain.
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the second
Speaker 1: Date Update. Okay, it's where if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody and then don't call them after,
Speaker 1: they email us to see if we can get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. Oh, it's fabulous. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: you didn't technically go out on a date with this guy.
Speaker 1: His name's Roger. Did you know that? Yes, I know
Speaker 1: who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go on
Speaker 1: a date with him, but he told us about how
Speaker 1: he met you that evening when you were working, and
Speaker 1: he really liked you, and he thinks he kind of
Speaker 1: screwed it up at the end because he offered to
Speaker 1: take you to the Mediterranean right after you, guys, met
Speaker 1: That is true, So he called you, guys. Yes, he
Speaker 1: emailed us actually to see if that's the reason you
Speaker 1: didn't like him. And you don't think that's weird. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I told him. I told him that it
Speaker 1: was totally crazy and that I would never recommend any
Speaker 1: single woman going overseas with the man that they don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also it's crazy to call a radio station to
Speaker 1: call me or email a radio station to call me. Well,
Speaker 1: we've been doing this segment for a while now. I
Speaker 1: know it's kind of weird to get a call out
Speaker 1: of the blue from a radio station. But he really
Speaker 1: liked you, though. Did you actually like him when you
Speaker 1: were talking to him before the whole Mediterranean thing? I mean,
Speaker 1: without a long grade, he was very handsome and you know,
Speaker 1: very nice. But I mean it's a bar I'm working
Speaker 1: and you meet a lot of nice people that say
Speaker 1: outlandish things. When he said Mediterranean, I thought, you know, falafels,
Speaker 1: but he actually met the Mediterranean. What did you think
Speaker 1: when he brought that up after he met you? Did
Speaker 1: you think that he was joking? Of course, I think
Speaker 1: he probably asked everybody to go to Mediterranean and it
Speaker 1: just seems weird. According to him, he doesn't ask everybody
Speaker 1: to go to the Mediterranean. It was just you he
Speaker 1: wanted to take there. Yeah, you guys believe him too.
Speaker 1: Of course he would say that to you. I don't
Speaker 1: know more than you do, but he sounded sincere to me.
Speaker 1: He cannot be serious. I mean, he just met me.
Speaker 1: It's a very expensive trip. Well, Monica, I know how
Speaker 1: to tell if he is serious, because he's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to Oh
Speaker 1: my god, hey Roger. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah my god,
Speaker 1: I'm Monica. How are you shock? I'm sorry for the shock.
Speaker 1: I know it might be a bit much for you,
Speaker 1: and I do apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have said the Mediterranean.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have said Miami or a Caribbean or
Speaker 1: some place like that. Place closer. I don't think that
Speaker 1: was the problem. No, that was weird to even invite
Speaker 1: me on a trip at all. You have said just
Speaker 1: like dinner. Yeah, okay, we could do dinner. We could
Speaker 1: just go to the Mediterranean at dinner to come back,
Speaker 1: all right. I apologize. Am I coming on too strong again? So?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, that just seems so crazy to me.
Speaker 1: It just seem like, I don't know, dangerous, dangerous, way
Speaker 1: go with somebody I just met, to the Mediterranean. I
Speaker 1: mean about that. That doesn't seem odd to you. Listen,
Speaker 1: I apologize. I know you don't know me that well,
Speaker 1: but I'm a man of means and that's just something
Speaker 1: that's normal for me to do. Take a trip, go here,
Speaker 1: go there, no big thing. But I think you're a
Speaker 1: very special girl, and I want to show you that. Wow.
Speaker 1: Um well, um, I appreciate that, and I mean that's
Speaker 1: I I'm not in any position to just take off,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm happy for you that you can
Speaker 1: do that. It just seems Listen, if there's a problem
Speaker 1: about taking off from work, I could buy the restaurant
Speaker 1: to give you all the days. Oh my gosh. That
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, crazy, yes, but part like, there's part of
Speaker 1: me that wants to tell you, like go, And there's
Speaker 1: another part of me that wants to say, Roger, you
Speaker 1: can't just buy women. That's not how it works. I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to buy love. I'm trying to buy a
Speaker 1: restaurant too. Totally different, Monica. You gotta give it to Rodger.
Speaker 1: He's at least funny. Yeah, he's very funny. That's why
Speaker 1: we talked so long that night. All Right, Well, I
Speaker 1: propose a compromise. Let's go out on the date. I would,
Speaker 1: but I mean, it seems you seem very um extreme
Speaker 1: and hold hold on, hold on. You haven't heard my
Speaker 1: whole entire offer. We won't fly or go anywhere one
Speaker 1: and two if you like the date or not, or
Speaker 1: we'll see each other again afterwards. Apt I'll give you
Speaker 1: a car, any car you want. Oh my god, no way,
Speaker 1: what you think as a joke. I'll put the car
Speaker 1: in your name. Oh my god, you can't take that.
Speaker 1: She'd feel forever indebted to you. That's not a way
Speaker 1: to start a healthy relationship. Well what's a good way
Speaker 1: to start a healthy relationship? Get drunk and hook up
Speaker 1: in the back of a car. Listen, I'll show up
Speaker 1: to the date in your new car with ribbon and
Speaker 1: bowl around it. And if you don't like me, I'll
Speaker 1: have my chauffeur pick me up and take me home.
Speaker 1: O god, that is quite the offer. There is no
Speaker 1: way you're serious right now, I'm totally serious. I'll send
Speaker 1: the d to the radio station. They could see that
Speaker 1: it's in your name, and I'll send the title off
Speaker 1: me to the radio station. They could verify it. And
Speaker 1: if you like or don't like me, the car's yours
Speaker 1: no matter what. So you're offering her a car for
Speaker 1: a date, not just I'll car any carci want. Oh man, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I don't even know what to say. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I should say yes, that's what I think. But Monica,
Speaker 1: would you go on a second date with Roger. We'll
Speaker 1: pay for dinner. It sounds so lame now, But Roger's
Speaker 1: offering you a car if you'll go out with him.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is the craziest thing that's ever
Speaker 1: happened to me, exactly, So you might as well jump
Speaker 1: on this front train it gets bad or better start? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't what are you gonna buyer next? A private jet? Like? Listen,
Speaker 1: make your next movie your best move? What do you think, Monica?
Speaker 1: He is offering me a car, any car that I want,
Speaker 1: just to go on one date with him. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what it is, Okay, Monica. It's one date, one
Speaker 1: date and a new car. And not only a new car.
Speaker 1: I'll fill up the gas Paine, and that's really expensive.
Speaker 1: I just I think you're going down a slippery slope
Speaker 1: if you do it, If you say yes, it sounds
Speaker 1: so good. But I just I don't think so slippery
Speaker 1: slope made the money. Baby, Stop stop trying to throw
Speaker 1: a monkey rich in everything. Oh my gosh, what do
Speaker 1: I do? I don't know. You have to decide for yourself.
Speaker 1: I think curiosity has gotten the best of me. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say yes. Yeah, successful second date. Congratulations Roger, thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Yeah, and Monica even more, congratulations to you.
Speaker 1: We don't get a lot of people saying yes to
Speaker 1: the second dates because they're usually weird. I guess what
Speaker 1: it takes is somebody getting a car in order to
Speaker 1: make it happen. Offer they don't refuse. Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: freaking out right now, this is actually happening. Well, will
Speaker 1: you guys keep us updated on what happens please? Okay,
Speaker 1: will you send us pictures of her new car? All right? Well,
Speaker 1: hey Roger, before we go, I do have a question
Speaker 1: for you. Yes, do you need any friends? You guys
Speaker 1: are my friends? Now? Okay in the morning. See I
Speaker 1: told you. Everybody texting in at seven, eight, five, nine
Speaker 1: two right now wants a date with Roger. Yeah. Old,
Speaker 1: married people, young single people, everybody. Everybody, straight, dudes willing
Speaker 1: to go gay for Roger. Yeah, every woman wanted to
Speaker 1: go out with Roger. If you don't know who Roger is,
Speaker 1: he's from today's second date update. He wanted to call
Speaker 1: a girl named Monica his first date. He offered her
Speaker 1: a trip to the Mediterranean. She said no, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's weird. We talked to Roger. I guess
Speaker 1: he's very very wealthy. Yeah he lets you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no shame in telling you how much money he has.
Speaker 1: And he got a second date, which doesn't happen a
Speaker 1: lot in the second date updates. But he got the
Speaker 1: second date by saying, here, if you go out with
Speaker 1: me again, I will show up to the date in
Speaker 1: a brand new car. You can have the car even
Speaker 1: if we don't go out again. The car is yours.
Speaker 1: So we bought her a new car to go out
Speaker 1: on a second date, and she said yes, which I
Speaker 1: think is good. Shows up in like an old beater.
Speaker 1: He just buys her a nasty old truck. He does
Speaker 1: like some zero you know interest or zero down, and
Speaker 1: then she has to take over all the pay for
Speaker 1: the next forty five years she's paying on a car.
Speaker 1: I got you a new car. I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: pay for it anyway. Try to keep you updated on
Speaker 1: this date, said Elation, because it's very very interesting. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want a second date update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back. We don't promise
Speaker 1: a free car though, with me. Okay, Moving ninety two
Speaker 1: point five