Speaker 1: Best Bits of the Week with Morgan listener Q and.
Speaker 2: A spoiler alert to start part three. If you came
Speaker 2: from part one, Lunchbox did not leave, we are to three.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, then we say bye on part one. No,
Speaker 1: we gotta do the list. I'm more than here. I
Speaker 1: am what do you know, just a man of the people.
Speaker 1: This is for you guys, and you guys say, ah.
Speaker 2: That's what they say.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've.
Speaker 2: Ever said that. Okay, starting with some shout outs you
Speaker 2: never heard no, what are we in the zombie apocalyps No,
Speaker 2: you don't ever go ah, No, that's you know, the
Speaker 2: only person I hear it from you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like when I started talking about I forget
Speaker 1: what I was in saying, ah, you are you like
Speaker 1: you try to think about it until you get train
Speaker 1: of thought. Like when I'm trying to talk to my kids,
Speaker 1: I'm like, would you.
Speaker 2: Just I think Lunchbox has officially lost it. Okay, shout outs, Yay,
Speaker 2: Lunchbox is my favorite. I get excited when I see
Speaker 2: it's his weekend. That's Jennifer from Florida. We've got Nancy
Speaker 2: and New York who said love on Lunchboxes on He's
Speaker 2: like the annoying big brother.
Speaker 1: Okay, and thank you, Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: Thank you for making us laugh every morning with your
Speaker 2: crazy ideas. Diana from Texas and Natalie said, you two
Speaker 2: are my favorites.
Speaker 1: So where Natalie from? Though she didn't tell me, Oh
Speaker 1: you know where. I bet she's from where Idaho?
Speaker 2: Okay, solid guests, gotcha? Oh my gosh. Anyways, let's get
Speaker 2: into some questions. Katie in South Carolina wants to know
Speaker 2: how do you show romance and do not?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 2: Not say what I think you're gonna say. I want
Speaker 2: you to be serious show romance to your wife.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, please just.
Speaker 2: Please, I listen. We already know the other part. Okay,
Speaker 2: don't include that like I mean, I don't. I mean,
Speaker 2: you don't show it, like you don't buy her flowers.
Speaker 1: I mean, every once in a while, the kids will
Speaker 1: want to buy her flowers.
Speaker 2: Like, oh the kids do though you don't.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I have to pay for the kids
Speaker 1: don't have money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but where are they learning that from?
Speaker 1: Not? Oh, they'll be at the grocery store and we'll
Speaker 1: be getting groceries and we'll go buy the floral session back. Oh, dad,
Speaker 1: let's get mommy some flowers.
Speaker 2: Oh dang, the kids are more romantic, and so.
Speaker 1: Then they get her flowers. Like, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you plan day nights?
Speaker 1: Oh? We went to certain day Sila, and we went
Speaker 1: to dinner the other night.
Speaker 2: I told you, yeah, but you did. You didn't plan that.
Speaker 2: I planned your dinner. You got free tap to get
Speaker 2: from the show.
Speaker 1: I planned it. I planned it.
Speaker 2: You asked for a recommendation. I gave it to you,
Speaker 2: and you have.
Speaker 1: They told her, Hey, we should get a you need
Speaker 1: to get a babysitter. We're going to this, We're going
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: We got the baby.
Speaker 1: And I got the dinner reservations.
Speaker 2: Got it? Okay, Well it's something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're just not I mean, romance is
Speaker 1: not really thing that happens with three.
Speaker 2: Kids, or it's just not your thing.
Speaker 1: This is not my thing. Real, let's be real.
Speaker 2: Romance never your thing. No is romance her thing.
Speaker 1: What do you mean does she ever romance you? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, Like she never does surprises or things for you. No,
Speaker 2: not even a little bit.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I feel like she would disagree with this.
Speaker 1: I No, she wouldn't. Okay, all right, do you want
Speaker 1: me to text her and ask her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, text here and we'll follow up later.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. I'll say, what do you want
Speaker 1: to ask her? Say? Morgan wants to know do you
Speaker 1: ever romance me?
Speaker 2: How? No, say how do you show romance to me?
Speaker 2: Because we're asking Katie's question.
Speaker 1: Wants to know how do you romance me?
Speaker 2: She's gonna laugh, She's like, what is this text? Best
Speaker 2: and worst part of your job? Millie from the Devil
Speaker 2: aka Florida.
Speaker 1: Uh. The best part is the celebrity status, the access
Speaker 1: to everything that we get, Uh, the experiences we get
Speaker 1: to have. The worst part of it is the hours
Speaker 1: dealing with these idiots that don't have an open mind
Speaker 1: and a bunch of cry and the cry babies. It
Speaker 1: so weird?
Speaker 2: Are you afraid to cry babies? Like listeners? Did she
Speaker 2: respond already?
Speaker 1: Yeah? My wife said, oh my lord, ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Say no for real? She wasn't answer.
Speaker 1: That was her answer?
Speaker 2: Is she diving again?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: That was it?
Speaker 1: No more bubble dang, No more bubbles? Okay?
Speaker 2: Are you still riding your bike to work? Matt from
Speaker 2: New Hampon.
Speaker 1: I ride it a couple times a week. I try to.
Speaker 1: It's hot to work, though, are you yes? And here's
Speaker 1: the problem. Uh, there's been a lot of construction, so
Speaker 1: some of the round it's the route I take. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got to go a different way, so it makes
Speaker 1: it a little bit longer, and it's like ooh. And
Speaker 1: the problem is if I don't leave right on time,
Speaker 1: I'm cutting it clothes and getting here on time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: That's that's trouble. But yeah, I still enjoy riding my
Speaker 1: bike to work.
Speaker 2: Okay, what about if you got a new car? Kristin
Speaker 2: wants to know if you finally have a new vehicle.
Speaker 1: I do not have a new vehicle. My wife is
Speaker 1: driving a rental and the Ultima is sitting still in
Speaker 1: front of the house.
Speaker 2: Wait, why is your wife driving a rental? Is she
Speaker 2: getting follow up? You keep looking at your phone like
Speaker 2: she does have follow up?
Speaker 1: But she did follow up.
Speaker 2: I figured she was.
Speaker 1: She just did.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 1: She goes. I guess I don't do a good job
Speaker 1: of it because I can't think of an answer. You
Speaker 1: can't put me on the spot like that. I can't
Speaker 1: think that quickly. That's what she said.
Speaker 2: Oh, you guys are funny. You guys are great. Okay,
Speaker 2: see I told you, well, hey, I just wanted to
Speaker 2: double check, you know, I want to make sure y'all
Speaker 2: are on the same level. That's all doing it for
Speaker 2: the people. Okay, So why does your wife have a
Speaker 2: rental car? Though? Are you texting your back just over
Speaker 2: here buffering? Aren't I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said it was a question from a listener,
Speaker 1: perfect answer. What was I asked?
Speaker 2: Why does she have a rental car?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying how different ones. See if she wants
Speaker 1: a bigger one or a smaller like a and.
Speaker 2: Maybe you take hers?
Speaker 1: Is that kind of right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Got it? What does she drive?
Speaker 1: She drives Toyota Toyota Highlander.
Speaker 2: Cool and you like it?
Speaker 1: Fine? Whatever it's car. You don't care car.
Speaker 2: You're not like one of those guys that's particularly like
Speaker 2: I have to have this kind of car.
Speaker 1: No, I can't. I mean, no, hard for you.
Speaker 2: To get into that after that.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it was a sports car, like it
Speaker 1: was a Lambou or something, yes, cool, But like any
Speaker 1: other car is just a car, like I don't really care,
Speaker 1: like is it does it make a difference if it's
Speaker 1: a Honda Civic or a Toyota Camri or the same thing.
Speaker 2: Aren't they as long as it gets you to and
Speaker 2: be right?
Speaker 1: So yeah, So the Ultimate sitting there has like when
Speaker 1: it rains and you get sticks and stuff behind the
Speaker 1: tires because it's been sitting there so long, it has
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 2: Are you going to get it total away? Take it
Speaker 2: to a junk yard?
Speaker 1: Like what's gonna No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't because that is the next question. What happened
Speaker 2: to the Ultimate after it passed? Which you said, you
Speaker 2: guys still have it, but what is going to What
Speaker 2: are you going to do?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea what I'm going
Speaker 1: to do with it. There's been so many options that
Speaker 1: have run through my head, like just pushing it down
Speaker 1: the street and then someone getting annoyed that's in front
Speaker 1: of their house, they call the city, gets towed, the
Speaker 1: city writes you a note and says you have thirty
Speaker 1: days to get it, or it becomes ours and it
Speaker 1: just becomes there so I don't have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: Or I could donate to the station and we can
Speaker 1: have a big event where people come and smash it
Speaker 1: with a sledgehammer.
Speaker 2: Did you tell like big ninety eight that no.
Speaker 1: I haven't. These are all things in my head.
Speaker 2: Got it. They haven't gone anywhere.
Speaker 1: No one's reached out to me.
Speaker 2: You have to talk about it for some of you.
Speaker 1: I just talked about it.
Speaker 2: That's oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I've got no text back from them.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, those are your car questions for a lunchbox. We're
Speaker 2: going to take a break. We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2: What is the biggest tip you have ever given? Patrick
Speaker 2: from South Dakota. Since you're not a big tipper, this
Speaker 2: is why this is getting brought up. What is the
Speaker 2: biggest tip you've ever given somebody?
Speaker 1: Well, one time Bobby gave us money to go, like
Speaker 1: two hundred bucks to make a difference, and so I
Speaker 1: gave like a hundred dollar tip at waffle house.
Speaker 2: Nice. What happened in the other one hundred?
Speaker 1: I gave a ninety eight dollars tip to the guy
Speaker 1: selling newspapers on the corner. We'll happen with two dollars,
Speaker 1: I bought the newspaper.
Speaker 2: Oh got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I mean that was I'm just making sure
Speaker 1: you didn't keep any of that no, So that's that
Speaker 1: I would say those were my biggest tips ever.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't even your own money though, but it was.
Speaker 2: But what about with your own money?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Maybe five dollars that would be inaccurate.
Speaker 1: I'm asking I'd be inaccurate, inaccurate, ten dollars. It's inaccurate.
Speaker 2: Twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: It's inaccurate because I mean sometimes you go into I know.
Speaker 2: So that's why I'm gonna keep guessing you.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I literally have no idea. Do
Speaker 1: you guys get dried? Do you really think I sit
Speaker 1: there like, oh, let me make sure this tip is
Speaker 1: this much.
Speaker 2: He's saying, because you don't tip big often, that you'd
Speaker 2: probably remember, Like I mean, back.
Speaker 1: At the bar, I get free drinks from you know,
Speaker 1: my people. Yeah, and so maybe I throw them a
Speaker 1: twenty spot.
Speaker 2: Okay for free money on a zero that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see that's pretty dang good.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: What's your biggest tip ever?
Speaker 2: One hundred bucks for what? I tipped a waitress one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars your money?
Speaker 1: Yeah, where we were.
Speaker 2: Out somewhere and she was really great and we just
Speaker 2: also had like a really big group, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I just feel like in the moment, this is a
Speaker 2: great time to make somebody smile.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing, this is what I It was
Speaker 1: a nice restaurant.
Speaker 2: It was like in between. It wasn't like super casual,
Speaker 2: and it wasn't super bougie.
Speaker 1: It's just do you think it would be better? Just
Speaker 1: hear me out. It's maybe a dumb philosophy. Okay, would
Speaker 1: it be better to give that one hundred dollars tip
Speaker 1: at a waffle house or a.
Speaker 2: Bougie Well, I think servers, no matter what, are grinded
Speaker 2: regardless of where they're at, depending on how new they
Speaker 2: are too to a boogie spot. I mean, if they've
Speaker 2: been at a boogie spot for ten plus years.
Speaker 1: Not even even six weeks at a boogie spot, it's.
Speaker 2: Hard to say. You have think of it this way.
Speaker 2: You have wealthy people that are still penny pictures.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying like, in general, tipping doesn't necessarily matter
Speaker 2: regardless of the place.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean. You're probably right, but
Speaker 1: tippings is out of control, like you would Okay, I
Speaker 1: get Chicago with the like at the hotel. They have
Speaker 1: those guys with like hats and things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do.
Speaker 1: You tip them every time you go in and out?
Speaker 2: No? I don't ever. Well, are you talking about the
Speaker 2: people that help your luggage? Are you just talking to
Speaker 2: be able to open the doors?
Speaker 1: Open the doors?
Speaker 2: No? I don't tip them. Okay, No, if somebody helps
Speaker 2: me my luggage, I'd probably give him like five bucks.
Speaker 2: But I don't ever have help with my luggage. I
Speaker 2: just do it myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like when you go to Vegas and the
Speaker 1: guy sits there and I how many for the cab?
Speaker 1: Three and he whistles, pulls the cab up and he
Speaker 1: opens the door for you, and people tip him. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: I don't need you to tweet a freaking cab. I
Speaker 1: can do it myself. I can put my hand up
Speaker 1: and the cab will drive up.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, even that sinary I'm getting an uber. I'm
Speaker 2: probably not even getting in a cab.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but see the uber. Here's the problem with
Speaker 1: ubers in Vegas. You have to walk halfway across the hotel,
Speaker 1: down a different ramp, out a different doors. Weird, Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's so much more inconvenient than it is convenient. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I just wonder because I'm like, he tweets the
Speaker 1: person and I'm like, I don't need to beep. I
Speaker 1: know that's what you guys do, and it makes it like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the stupidest thing.
Speaker 2: Give me more. I still have other questions.
Speaker 1: For the restaurant. And you recommended on the last segment. Okay,
Speaker 1: some segment one that terrible. They did the dumb No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about it. They did the dumbest I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I'm gonna I'm not gonna talk about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: just like panic, go what's the next question?
Speaker 2: What just happened? Just like shut off like a robot? Okay,
Speaker 2: what is your mount rushmore of your own best skills?
Speaker 2: So for your top best skills?
Speaker 1: Love making, no boy, humor. Uh, Sleeping yeah you can.
Speaker 2: You can't fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Anywhere, fall asleep on the command like literally, it's not
Speaker 1: like I mean I fall asleep like that.
Speaker 2: And being uncomfortable, there's like a there's a version there.
Speaker 2: I just don't know what the word is.
Speaker 1: Being chill like nothing bothers not caring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is, Okay, there you go good job.
Speaker 1: If you want what number one be love making?
Speaker 2: Okay, for sure, I was trying to move past that.
Speaker 1: That would be the number one like the other ones
Speaker 1: are like barely made mount rushmore. Love making like takes
Speaker 1: up most of it.
Speaker 2: Can you ask your wife that? Which also because I
Speaker 2: don't know that? No? Agree? Okay? If you won the lottery,
Speaker 2: would you stop playing? Julian North Carolina?
Speaker 1: How much do I win? Say? You win?
Speaker 2: Insane? Like what you have always wanted to do?
Speaker 1: One hundred million dollars? I've quit playing.
Speaker 2: You quit playing?
Speaker 1: Well, well, not going to use more money. That's why
Speaker 1: you know what Now I say it, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: was so stupid. No, you'd want another hundred million.
Speaker 2: But there's no way you win a hundred million twice.
Speaker 1: Why, There's just no way.
Speaker 2: The odds are not in your favor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but people win ten million twice, but that big
Speaker 1: I understand, But you can't.
Speaker 2: That's also asking for like some bad harm if you're
Speaker 2: the one who wins that twice.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a big slap in the face of
Speaker 1: other people. Take a hundred millionaire a hundred millionaire bad.
Speaker 1: I don't play because you can always use more money.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like these athletes, I mean athletes, they
Speaker 1: signed for two hundred and fifty million dollars, their contract
Speaker 1: runs up, and guess what they signed for another two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million dollars Because why would you take
Speaker 1: less when you I mean, but I would take more money.
Speaker 1: But I think those athletes they could take less to
Speaker 1: make their teams better. But talk that you don't need
Speaker 1: to hear.
Speaker 2: But whatever, Yeah, you lost me when you started talking
Speaker 2: about athlete. How long this is your last question? How
Speaker 2: long do you see yourself doing the sore Losers Stacy
Speaker 2: from Richmond, Ah, as long.
Speaker 1: As the people were, you know, as long as the
Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty five people a day that download
Speaker 1: it enjoy it, we'll do it. I mean, I'd like
Speaker 1: to get that up to four hundred people, four hundred
Speaker 1: downloads per episode. But uh, yeah, as long as people
Speaker 1: enjoy it, Ray and I enjoyed doing it. It's fun
Speaker 1: and it's a chance for me and ready to be
Speaker 1: idiots just on our own.
Speaker 2: I like that description. Is this losers? Good job?
Speaker 1: Yeah, great job.
Speaker 2: Okay, the very last one, Ashley from Arizona.
Speaker 1: You just said that was the last one.
Speaker 2: It's for me. That's why I said that was you
Speaker 2: our last one?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she wanted Absolete from Arizona wants to know that
Speaker 2: details about my podcast, and I'm finally excited to share
Speaker 2: that it will be coming out at the end of July.
Speaker 2: First episode is dropping into July.
Speaker 1: What's it called.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you that yet. When I posted, that'll
Speaker 2: be the thing, but I can.
Speaker 1: Say if you can't say the name of your part, yeah.
Speaker 2: I want it went on the posts. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: when I post it, you'll see the name.
Speaker 1: Okay, can't wait, you can wait. Yeah, exactly, I'll never
Speaker 1: see the name because I'm not going to see the post.
Speaker 2: It'll be talked about. But yeah, end of July, finally
Speaker 2: come in. The first episode is going to drop, and
Speaker 2: I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you what's been dropping Sore Losers podcast.
Speaker 1: The ratings have been going way down, so tuned in.
Speaker 2: What did you do? I don't know, made some people mad.
Speaker 1: Let's just say there was tears shed, tears shed, and
Speaker 1: let's just say, hey, Wednesday's episode this past Wednesdays, Ray
Speaker 1: may have he survived a flood over the break and
Speaker 1: he got am by homeless man.
Speaker 2: Okay, good stuff over there on the sore losers go
Speaker 2: check them out. Nice nice little idiots as on talks.
Speaker 1: Nice little idiots. Okay, all right, guys, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: jump in the heater because it's freaking so freaking coldness
Speaker 1: day here.
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming on. I do appreciate you. You can
Speaker 2: wait on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? My kids, right, Dada dada,
Speaker 1: This is what they said. They said, dada, dada, can
Speaker 1: we go outside? And plays like yeah, they go. You
Speaker 1: comings like I gotta go to work, and they said
Speaker 1: again on a Saturday. Oh like, hey, guys, gotta do
Speaker 1: it for the people.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Well, I was trying to be nice
Speaker 2: and say thank you for coming. I appreciate you being here.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: All right, bye, everybody.
Speaker 1: Having bye for the second time. That's the best Bits
Speaker 1: of the week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure
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