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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he wants me to share him with

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Speaker 1: women at church.

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Speaker 2: Got it.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that. Find up with that about let

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Speaker 1: the church say a man? All right, we'll get into

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Speaker 1: it in a few but right now, my nephew is here.

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Speaker 3: You hear you, hear the stupidity.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna dedicate this one right here to the birthday. Boy,

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Speaker 2: that's the birthday. You know this this for him?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: You know how old are with Jaell? Are we allowed

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Speaker 2: to say that? Forty six? How you feel man?

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Speaker 4: I feel forty six?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What does that feel like? We feel like you

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Speaker 3: feel like you're forty five? The same as yesterday?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so different numbers.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a great anything special today when we

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Speaker 3: get our work. Oh yeah, man, I got to night. Man.

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Speaker 4: Uh, you know some friends and family. I don't know

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Speaker 4: where we're going. They didn't tell me where they're taking me.

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Speaker 4: They just told me just be ready and sit there

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Speaker 4: like I'm a child. But I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be You gotta dress up or you're gonna

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Speaker 1: lay his clothes out his clothes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna wear a hat.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, birthday boy.

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Speaker 1: Here's another question, Jr. Who's haying for the dinner? I

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Speaker 1: know it's your birthday, but who's paying?

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Speaker 3: Probably me? I think I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna let it be up to nothing.

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna assume I'm paying for my own birthday.

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Speaker 4: Then I don't even want I don't want to ask.

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Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Junior.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday again. Man, This right here is for you JR.

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Speaker 2: The title is he left his draws. He left his

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Speaker 2: draw for the birthday boy, on your birthday sometime today, Junior,

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Speaker 2: leave draw all right somewhere raw. He left his drawl

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Speaker 2: cat dog if you would.

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Speaker 6: Hello, uh yess yes, Hey, this is the door man

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Speaker 6: mark your building. Okay, I have a mistress here who

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Speaker 6: is trying to get buzzed up to your unit? Are

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Speaker 6: you Are you at home right now?

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Speaker 7: Sir?

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Speaker 6: No? No, no, sir, I'm not a who a mister? What? Sorry?

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Speaker 6: What you say?

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Speaker 2: Mister?

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Speaker 6: And he wants he buzzed up. Supposedly he left some

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Speaker 6: articles in the room or in your unit a couple of.

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Speaker 7: Days ago and I was out of count a couple

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Speaker 7: of days ago. What day are we talking about?

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Speaker 6: Uh so, what you actually he spared Wednesday, Thursday and Friday?

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Speaker 6: He was there all three days.

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Speaker 7: You guys let him into my apartment for three days.

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Speaker 7: He was in my place.

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Speaker 6: Mister. We don't let anybody in and let someone in

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Speaker 6: the unit allow them to be buzzed up. That's the

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Speaker 6: rules there of the building. So we definitely didn't do

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Speaker 6: anything out of her.

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Speaker 5: Who let him in?

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Speaker 6: Who buzzed the mending Sir? I hate to say it,

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Speaker 6: but I'm assuming your wife must to buzz him up.

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Speaker 6: You mean my wife was not there three days ago.

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Speaker 7: She was on a business trip. She was not at

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Speaker 7: the partment three days ago.

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Speaker 6: No, sir, your wife was here. I've actually seen your

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Speaker 6: wife come in and out.

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Speaker 7: Okay, the dude is there right now.

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Speaker 6: He's downstairs. He's here right now with me. Sir. What

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Speaker 6: did he leave him late? Okay, one second, missus, hang on,

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Speaker 6: you actually leave this part fair paint? I know? And

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Speaker 6: what else? He says? He left a pair of pants

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Speaker 6: and underwear in the tooth brush shirt. Sir, till hill till.

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Speaker 7: He's there right now. Let me talk to him.

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Speaker 6: Put him on the phone. Let me talk to God.

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Speaker 6: You know what, missus? Right now we're listening to you,

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Speaker 6: and I rape the way you say. I don't want

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Speaker 6: to put this guy on the phone.

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Speaker 7: Mark, if you want to keep your job at the building,

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Speaker 7: you go put him on the phone.

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Speaker 6: Now, this is sir, Sorry, missus, he's actually leaving out

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Speaker 6: of the building now, he's need he's wal. I don't

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Speaker 6: know she putting him on the phone.

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Speaker 7: What is your problem? You got videos to vailis right?

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Speaker 7: You got video footage of everybody that comes in and

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Speaker 7: out of the building, right.

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Speaker 6: Yes, sir, but you know, if nothing occurs, we I

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Speaker 6: think we should have footage that goes back at least

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Speaker 6: two weeks, so we should be able to pull some

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Speaker 6: things up for you. Sir. Yeah, I'm gonna need you

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Speaker 6: to get that. And I need to hit over to

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Speaker 6: me right now.

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Speaker 7: I'm at my work email.

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Speaker 6: I need it today because this is some y'all let

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Speaker 6: some my apartment.

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Speaker 7: And it's like, what kind of the income, fool prety,

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Speaker 7: what kind of in before?

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Speaker 6: Sir? Missus? Missus on a second, all right, let please

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Speaker 6: hear me out, sir, hear me out. I we haven't

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Speaker 6: just let someone in someone in your unit buzz someone up.

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Speaker 6: We didn't just let anyone up. Now. I know you

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Speaker 6: don't want to hear it, but I'm assuming you're a

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Speaker 6: w buzz This guy just turned up. We didn't do that.

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Speaker 6: You shut up and.

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Speaker 7: Get me what I asked for and then we're done.

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Speaker 6: Okay. Well, well, you know you're saying I have a problem.

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Speaker 6: Maybe you have a problem pleasing your wife and that's

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Speaker 6: why she's buzzing other people.

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Speaker 7: You talking to me like that, you pump.

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Speaker 6: You're being respectful to me as well, sir.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, the disrespectful is you coming and

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Speaker 7: then people come up to my building that you know

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Speaker 7: is now.

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Speaker 6: I haven't let anybody up here. I can't stop your

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Speaker 6: wife from doing what she's doing.

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Speaker 7: Do you forget him?

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Speaker 6: What you're taking and taking out on me? What you

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Speaker 6: should be saying to your wife. Somebody has got to

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Speaker 6: dress up all the time and always buzzing somebody up

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Speaker 6: to the room when you're gone. That's what st me

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Speaker 6: to the door. Man. You you you you know what.

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Speaker 7: I'm the only around here busting my take care. Damn man,

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Speaker 7: I'm over. You're working right now to take.

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Speaker 6: For that job. Well you might be handling man what

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Speaker 6: up the dinner. You're not you're not handling your business

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Speaker 6: at home. That's why she keep buzzing people off. Sir.

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Speaker 6: You know what.

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Speaker 7: What the business I'm a handle when I get home today.

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Speaker 3: Is show my.

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Speaker 6: Man, your your wife has been Sir. You're gonna quit

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Speaker 6: calling me the door man. Okay, don what's your position?

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Speaker 6: What do you do for a living? I'm a doorman

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Speaker 6: door and thank you, miss door man.

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Speaker 7: Matter of fact, I'm gonna stop calling you miss the

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Speaker 7: door man, because that's giving you too much respect.

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Speaker 6: Okay, if you know, if you if you stop timming

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Speaker 6: me from going up to your room, you'll be fine.

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Speaker 6: Food up, Tommy nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: Your wife got me the prank phone, called you y'all.

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Speaker 7: Crazy, Yes, about to get.

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Speaker 6: Job cussing. Man, It is not cool. Man. You don't

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Speaker 6: know that was going through my head.

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Speaker 7: She was about to get it. You always everybody was

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Speaker 7: about to it.

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Speaker 6: Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man, what is the

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Speaker 6: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 7: Man, gotta be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: What you think, j Yeah, you'll leave your draw sometime tonight.

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Speaker 2: It's your birthday. To leave your draws somewhere. Come home

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Speaker 2: with no draw after dinner, come home with no draws.

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Speaker 2: Do just something different.

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Speaker 3: Left at the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Philadelphia. Get ready, The Nephew is coming Philadelphia. Philadelphia, sound

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Speaker 2: like Philip to me. July twenty six through twenty eighth,

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Speaker 2: The Nephew will be in town at the Helium Helium

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Speaker 2: Comedy Club. Tickets are on sale right now. They are

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Speaker 2: going fast as all get out, laying in the cut.

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Speaker 2: Oh it is Buffalo, knew your It's been a long time,

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Speaker 2: I mean a real long time. That's August thirty first,

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Speaker 2: that's Labor Day weekend. I will be at the Shade

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Speaker 2: Performing Art Center. That is Nephew Thomma's house party, comedy jam.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to miss it. Tickets are own sale

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Speaker 2: right now, and we're gonna have a blast Labor Day weekend.

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Speaker 2: My wife don't mom and let me get out of

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Speaker 2: that house for the holiday. But she said I could

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Speaker 2: run up there to Buffalo and come right on back

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Speaker 2: to the house. So run up there and come right

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Speaker 2: on back. I'll be back by Sunday morning. What that's

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Speaker 2: the Labor Day weekend.

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Speaker 5: Buffalo that's almost Canada.

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Speaker 2: Run run up there, yeah yeah, I run up there

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Speaker 2: right quick and come right on back.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna leave on a Friday.

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Speaker 2: Long as I'm back Sunday morning with that grill going,

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Speaker 2: she gonna be alright, and then Lord for be it,

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Speaker 2: that power will go out. I'm gonna be in trouble

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Speaker 2: because that generator ain't came in yet. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to talk about the generator. If you live in the

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Speaker 2: state of Texas, you need a generator.

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Speaker 3: I'm just tadling. You need a general rate a period.

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Speaker 3: But you know what the trick is two time. Well

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Speaker 3: we have about generate a talk. Go ahead, all right,

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Speaker 3: thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry letter subject he wants me to

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Speaker 1: share him with women at the church. What we'll get

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Speaker 1: into that right after this.

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Speaker 3: I don't see the problem.

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Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning show