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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone Pray Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is her are calling from pet World. Am I

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Speaker 1: speaking with Fabian? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yes, hi Fabian. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling in regards to the overdue hamster. I'm just wondering

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Speaker 1: if you're planning on keeping it longer or if you're

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Speaker 1: going to be bringing it in soon, because every day

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Speaker 1: we're charging more and more and we need payment or um,

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Speaker 1: you can just you know, bring them back and you

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Speaker 1: can settle up to I'm sorry, I don't understand you.

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Speaker 1: You're you're in possession of a hamster, correct, Yes, I

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Speaker 1: got a hamster from my son from y'all right, and

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Speaker 1: we were expecting the return of that hamster a week later.

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Speaker 1: And it's been now about four weeks. So every single

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Speaker 1: week your bills going up and we either need payment

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Speaker 1: or you can bring it back in. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't think I understand what's going on here. You're telling

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Speaker 1: me that the hamster was on loan. It's part of

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Speaker 1: our rent a pet program. Yes, we rent pets here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well I didn't do that. I purchased the hamster. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and say no, you didn't because we

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Speaker 1: don't sell any pets here. We are a pet rental shop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought you could called yourself a pet store. Well,

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Speaker 1: we do sell other things, food and leashes, and all

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Speaker 1: of our pets, all of our live animals, are rentals.

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Speaker 1: And I thought you were under the understanding it's twenty

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Speaker 1: dollars a week, and now you've amassed some late fees.

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Speaker 1: Boggles my mind that you would charge twenty dollars a

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Speaker 1: week for a hamster one and two. I heard nothing

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Speaker 1: of this at the time. Nobody made this, made it

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Speaker 1: clear that this is a rental. I do I do agree.

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Speaker 1: I do agree. Twenty dollars a week is a pretty

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Speaker 1: screaming deal for a hamster. Other places are charging like

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Speaker 1: forty and fifty a week, so you got a really

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Speaker 1: good deal coming through us. But I've got an eight

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Speaker 1: year old who came in last week and already put

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Speaker 1: a deposit down on renting that hamster for next month.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to need it in here pretty quick,

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Speaker 1: unless you want to break an eight year old's heart

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Speaker 1: who's waiting for us to deliver a hamster for a

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Speaker 1: few days. I don't know what to tell you, man.

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Speaker 1: If you want this hamster, You're gonna have to come

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Speaker 1: and take it for okay. Oh goody. I was hoping

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Speaker 1: you would say that, because I love nothing more than

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Speaker 1: coming and collecting animals from deadbeats like you who won't

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Speaker 1: return them when they rent them. What is raw? That's right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be at your doorstep with Cuckoo and you

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Speaker 1: don't want to with Cuckoo. Oh what kind of twisted

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Speaker 1: joy you're getting out of this? But maybe think about that, okay,

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Speaker 1: Maybe think about the fact that you're deriving joy from

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Speaker 1: other people to Okay, you asked for it. I will

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Speaker 1: be on your doorstep with Cuckoo in a half an hour.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. You weird. Polly

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Speaker 1: want an eyeball? What I said, Polly want an eyeball?

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Speaker 1: Or two? What are you talking about? I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: the fact that I'm gonna show up with Cuckoo, my

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Speaker 1: attack parent, and he's gonna peck your eyes out. Polly

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Speaker 1: want a cracker? No, Polly want an eyeball? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you are such a thick. I can't believe you run

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Speaker 1: a pet shot. You know how many people have rented

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Speaker 1: pets for me and not return them, and now they

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Speaker 1: have to wear an eye patch a lot ten at least. Okay, sure,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to hang up the phone because I am

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Speaker 1: done with this. Man. I'm gonna be calling the Better

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Speaker 1: Business Bureau because this is a ridiculous scam. You shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be renting pet to people. Okay, finely, I'll just let

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Speaker 1: you know it's a prank phone call. What yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show and your wife,

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Speaker 1: Carmel set you up. What yeah. She said that you

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Speaker 1: recently got your son a hamster, and so she wanted

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Speaker 1: to prank you about it, and I figured, why not

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Speaker 1: just make it a rental hamster. That was ridiculous. It's

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Speaker 1: ridiculous is that you have that hamster and it's overdue.

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Speaker 1: I need it back. You're never getting this hamster back.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we'd say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,