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Speaker 1: I'm Josh Clark. With me is always Charles W. Chuck Bryant.

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Speaker 1: You sound like you're smiling big as you are. This

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Speaker 1: is stuff you should know. Of course I'm smiling. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: why not. We're in the We're happy chairs, Chuck. Is

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Speaker 1: it like August mid late August? August right mid August.

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Speaker 1: So you know what that means, don't you. It means

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Speaker 1: as hot as hades, and it is. It's gross, man.

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Speaker 1: It keeps, it keeps raining just long enough to soak

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Speaker 1: it's muggy. Yeah, awful. Yeah, it's I actually spoken to

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Speaker 1: I believe it, Thank you, Al Gore. Stupid global warming,

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Speaker 1: but that's not what you were going to talk about anyway.

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Speaker 1: I just totally sidetracked. You didn't, I yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: August mean? August means that we are to know one

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Speaker 1: month and change away from the ignoble Awards. Right, not

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Speaker 1: to be confused with the Darwin Awards. No, which, Chuck.

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Speaker 1: How many people sent us when we did that spontaneous

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Speaker 1: it was very distressing, it is. And only about half

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Speaker 1: The others were like, check this out, Kentucky Fried dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: normally like I don't like watching people die, but that one,

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Speaker 1: The Darwin Awards are a different deal. Those those people

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Speaker 1: So the Ignoble Awards are coming up. As I said

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