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Speaker 1: Well, what would you talk about on your on your

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Speaker 1: podcast Firms Represents show. Wow, I don't think I've been

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Speaker 1: on one of these in quite some time. Welcome back,

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Speaker 1: kind of busy. I'm good, I've been busy. I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: We are fat fox in this room, An I just

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Speaker 1: been eating everything in sight today here in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Am I alone a lot to eat? We've been eating cookies,

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Speaker 1: and we ate some parogy earlier, and we ate some

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Speaker 1: said this room is full of fat fox. And as

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Speaker 1: you said, the word fox, scary, reach for the cookie.

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Speaker 1: He's calling a cookie right now. He is fourth quarters scary?

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Speaker 1: Is that scary? So Scary goes on Dr Fat Loss

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Speaker 1: in January whenever we get back from vacation. Second he

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Speaker 1: that's what's the first quarter scary. It's a detox talk.

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Speaker 1: And then and then he goes into total talks every

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Speaker 1: way and Dr Fatlows has told Scary if he would

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Speaker 1: keep it off. Anyway, So we've been eating like a

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Speaker 1: Scotty walks in and announces to the room, I a

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Speaker 1: girl had to go to the hospital because he yes

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Speaker 1: slammed her questions. Okay, we had to edit it up,

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that anyway. So anyway, so why did you

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Speaker 1: talking about about six Gandhi was talking about sex injuries,

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Speaker 1: and that's the one that came to mind for me.

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Speaker 1: So I think it's the only sex injury I ever had.

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Speaker 1: I injured somebody by signing them injured to the point

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Speaker 1: of going to the hospital. Did. I have so many questions,

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Speaker 1: But that's a great show on t LC. Sex set

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Speaker 1: Me to the e. R. Should see how many people

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Speaker 1: all right. So so far we've talked about feeding our

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Speaker 1: go sexual food injuries. Don't talk to me about sex

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Speaker 1: and food. Sorry, my ears. Why I think we've we've

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Speaker 1: You know, she covered herself. I wanted no part with

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Speaker 1: what the Butterworth strawberry syrup. What happened? She covered herself

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Speaker 1: you well she was she was dancing around and poured

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Speaker 1: And I just said I want no part of this.

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Speaker 1: I took them home. It was at a hotel. It

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Speaker 1: I just it looked like a murder scene. I had

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Speaker 1: the hell are you doing? Goodbye. Forensic Files does re enactments.

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Speaker 1: This is one thing I would like to see re

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Speaker 1: expert coming in, like Dexter and Butterworth's talking the bottle.

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Speaker 1: So many questions I have about the bottle. So you

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Speaker 1: wanna talk about let's do rapid fire? Like everyone should

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Speaker 1: have a question ready to go. It's like our topic train.

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Speaker 1: I had one because Scotty mentioned that he was lived

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Speaker 1: Is that how I sound? Just like everyone? Everyone knows

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Speaker 1: he lived in Iowa. I honestly didn't know you lived

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Speaker 1: I was eighteen. How come I moved out there for radio? No.

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Speaker 1: But what interesting fact about you do we not know about?

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Speaker 1: Should I have something? I would never go ahead give

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Speaker 1: hard for you? Nate has a rant. You don't know?

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Speaker 1: Who's your ring? I don't have it. I was getting

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Speaker 1: It says something, and he won't tell anyone. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: deserve to have secrets. Here's the thing about a secret.

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Speaker 1: It's for you. But when you tell people I have

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Speaker 1: I will not even pretend to be curious. I be like, okay, whatever.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's grumpy. Not grumpy. I'm just I'm just a lot

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Speaker 1: I finally reached that point in my life where I

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Speaker 1: you know what, who's doing this? I don't give a ship.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't care anymore. It's great not to

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Speaker 1: give a ship. No one tells me this, Lisa, I

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Speaker 1: she's fifty years old now. And she said, listen, I've

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Speaker 1: to be sexy too. I guess they do realize we're

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Speaker 1: all going to be there one day. I'm there. I

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Speaker 1: on some weekends I don't. But I mean I don't.

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Speaker 1: Don't your balls feel sticky? But I'm not talking about

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Speaker 1: On the weekends, you sleep late up and get a shower.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me on the weekend. Sometimes I'm busier than I

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Speaker 1: First thing, I'm like, what does it help, Beside Sheldon,

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Speaker 1: if you shower at night, everybody else smelled you all that.

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Speaker 1: go so far up your as scary. Why are you

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Speaker 1: staring at me? You're creeping me out. No, I'm just

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Speaker 1: thinking about your balls looking around even staring at me

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Speaker 1: this conversation. He's full, That's what it is. I'm not

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Speaker 1: one what JFK airport Terminal five. Yes, every time I

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Speaker 1: be higher. Yeah, it's interesting. Can I say, if anyone

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Speaker 1: at I think a convenience tour. Oh no, and you

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Speaker 1: it was free. Every every boy? Yeah, which show you had? Everyone?

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Speaker 1: which because that's that's that's how they live. That was

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Speaker 1: you know, Scotty ate scary like avenue, that was me

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Speaker 1: so when I looked at National Geographic Himsel women whose

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Speaker 1: I'm gay, okay. Well, the guys walking around where their

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Speaker 1: I mean that it was more of a cultural thing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's interesting that they weren't wearing underwear. Let's

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Speaker 1: explain why scari girlfriends carry bowls on their heads. What

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Speaker 1: what I'm looking at pictures of pygmies. They all have

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Speaker 1: I want to hear more about Scotty's childhood because he's

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Speaker 1: about your dad's stealing the electric electricity? No? I sure can't.

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Speaker 1: Does he still does he still steal cable from next door? No? No,

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Speaker 1: subverted the main line so that he wasn't How does

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Speaker 1: it anymore, no, no, it ruined everything everything digital. Do

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Speaker 1: that you were getting it illegal. Now we'll just share passwords.

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing, it really is. We learned a lot.

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