Speaker 1: It's nine OG one OG with Jenny Garth and Tory spelling.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, om geers here we are. We are
Speaker 2: back doing OMG. And we just spent three days in
Speaker 2: Connecticut doing the nineties con.
Speaker 1: I need to hear everything.
Speaker 2: It was so fun.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, this was a really good con.
Speaker 2: It was a really good one. And it was Brian's birthday.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. And all you guys
Speaker 1: were there. So Jason was there, Yes, Yeah, Gabrielle was there. Yes, wow, Brian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bryan was there.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: I was there, Tory was there.
Speaker 2: We were there all week and long. I'm still there.
Speaker 1: What city was it in again? Hard for Hartford, Connecticut. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's sort of cool.
Speaker 2: We have to tell you.
Speaker 3: This, Amy, we were inundated with a particular comment and
Speaker 3: it was sugarman. We love her.
Speaker 1: That's so nice. It also sounds like a lie.
Speaker 2: No I have it on tape. No I videoed someone
Speaker 2: because I said, she's gonna say it's not true. And
Speaker 2: one goes Amy and I love don't ever stop your tangents,
Speaker 2: go off on your tangents, keep doing it for us.
Speaker 1: As many people say that there's an equal amount that say,
Speaker 1: please shut up.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what hot light of nine O two one, OMG,
Speaker 2: your Valerie people love, I have you people.
Speaker 1: I have serious hate thoughts about Valerie today. But we
Speaker 1: will get to that. We will get to that.
Speaker 2: This is a hot one, you guys.
Speaker 3: Yes about it. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: This is a great episode.
Speaker 3: Episodes Episode six, Housewarming aired September twenty fifth, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 2: Synopsis. A Hollywood Hills brush fire causes chaos at a
Speaker 2: Mark Ree's house party. Kelly has fire flashbacks and blames Brandon.
Speaker 2: Claire watches Steve kissing a girl. David is drunk, and
Speaker 2: oh dear Donna risks her life to save bamb Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: Valerie de sides it's time for Plan B after Kenny
Speaker 2: breaks yet another promise. Wait, it's not real, Chip Chalmers.
Speaker 3: Written by Jessica Kleine.
Speaker 2: Wait, so first of all, were you all sort of
Speaker 2: as like, I don't remember?
Speaker 1: It really re trigoes me with the fires?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Too soon, too soon, too soon.
Speaker 2: Right, And we like being on track, like when time
Speaker 2: war works out, we're like, oh, holidays, we're kind of
Speaker 2: right there. But we just had the La fires and
Speaker 2: now it's an Elle fire.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting. How do we watch this episode a
Speaker 1: year ago? It would have hit completely different, Oh yeah
Speaker 1: than watching it now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. It's so weird how the show is doing that.
Speaker 3: Our podcast is so in time with real things that
Speaker 3: are happening.
Speaker 1: I think that just shows that nine O two one
Speaker 1: oher was really on the pulse of life. So yes,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, were there fires back then?
Speaker 2: I can't, but there were.
Speaker 3: I mean I know there are everywhere, but what fire them?
Speaker 1: It was definitely because they got real footage that was
Speaker 1: real fire footage.
Speaker 2: Well, there definitely was no watch duty app then, there
Speaker 2: was no noo.
Speaker 1: It felt. First of all, I had a panic attack.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie when that party started and those
Speaker 1: cars were parked the way they were parked in. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys thought in that driveway just
Speaker 1: all blocking each other any way away up there.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I was very, very concerned for
Speaker 3: our group because why were they being so stupid to stay.
Speaker 1: Donna is in the wilderness in a wildfire.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't remember what was going to happen until
Speaker 2: Claire and Donna drove up and saw Bambi and then
Speaker 2: I went, oh, no, this is the one.
Speaker 1: The thing about nine O two and zero is it
Speaker 1: is occasionally really on the nose, like they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's drive up and stare at these two deer for
Speaker 1: no reason, way longer than you would.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ever, I was like, this is definitely going to come back.
Speaker 3: Something with the deer is going to happen, And then
Speaker 3: it did.
Speaker 1: It's like you almost turned the car off of your
Speaker 1: weird new BMW.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she told to hear like it was
Speaker 3: so silent.
Speaker 2: I don't like my new car.
Speaker 1: I don't like it either. I was never a fan
Speaker 1: of those BMWs. And is Kelly driving a BMW or
Speaker 1: a SOB? It looked like a sob all of it.
Speaker 2: Oh sobs were really in Oh no, no, did she swab?
Speaker 2: Maybe it was different.
Speaker 1: It just looked different.
Speaker 3: I remember, should we start with our yes pop storyline? Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's talk about the party. We're already talking aboutzles, get
Speaker 3: into it. The party is over when a brush fire
Speaker 3: breaks out in the Hollywood Hills, and that is when
Speaker 3: Mark proclaims these hills haven't burned for forty years.
Speaker 1: Sorry, First of all, what did you guys, think of
Speaker 1: the party pre fire. What did you think of the
Speaker 1: party in general?
Speaker 3: It looked fun like cool, like, yeah, me too, would
Speaker 3: look I did.
Speaker 2: I thought it was weird. They were dancing like you
Speaker 2: wouldn't be dancing at like it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Tour in ninety five degree weather. College party read it
Speaker 2: got in the hills. You wouldn't be dancing during the day.
Speaker 2: No one does that or something like that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: Guys. Two important notes. I need you to explain to
Speaker 1: me why we zoomed in on the margarita maker wonder
Speaker 1: not once but twice.
Speaker 2: I did like the margarita gun though.
Speaker 1: It was like a transitional tool, like it was so weird.
Speaker 3: It was and but I think they just wanted us
Speaker 3: to be really clear that Brian, I mean David was
Speaker 3: making margarita's and drinking.
Speaker 1: The other one was there is a couple of background actors,
Speaker 1: as Torri has said, dancing, but obviously there's no music
Speaker 1: because you guys are you guys have to rewatch. It
Speaker 1: was such an awkward background actor like maybe that's more
Speaker 1: what it was like. It was ca can we talk
Speaker 1: about Dick?
Speaker 3: Which who's Dick?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: The kind of the the guy that maybe Claire I've said, like,
Speaker 2: that's a sixteen year old humor, twelve year old humor,
Speaker 2: just watching Donna.
Speaker 1: Say Hi, Dick, Hey Dick.
Speaker 2: I just I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I had to pause. Got that was his name? You
Speaker 1: afterc Why Dick?
Speaker 3: There are men out there listening right now named Dick.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Dick's out there, and I know a lot
Speaker 4: of dicks go by Richard like, I'm sorry, Wait what
Speaker 4: he was in some big eighties.
Speaker 1: Movie teen Witch. Yes, Oh my, he was like the
Speaker 1: it guy. And it looks like he's still sort of
Speaker 1: acting a bit here and there. He was on ncis
Speaker 1: La Criminal Mind. Come up?
Speaker 4: Is he cute?
Speaker 2: He's cute.
Speaker 1: He's so cute.
Speaker 3: My god, guy is like a silver fox. Now he
Speaker 3: was cute.
Speaker 1: Then. I don't want to jump ahead, but we'll get
Speaker 1: to the fireman. But the vomiting and the toilet that
Speaker 1: was gross and yet hilarious, And Tori, you had some
Speaker 1: good like acting there, because it really seemed like you were.
Speaker 3: I believe he was puking, and I believe that she
Speaker 3: was standing there smelling it.
Speaker 2: The shot though, where she's like bending down and the
Speaker 2: toilet and her. I was just like, are you so
Speaker 2: bad that would smell? She looks in the toilet. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean, we want to puke just looking at it.
Speaker 3: Why did we need you to stay with him too?
Speaker 3: Like wouldn't Normally I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, did he mean me? Or I just stayed?
Speaker 1: He asked you not to leave, he didn't want to
Speaker 1: be alone and his.
Speaker 2: It's vomit because he loves when you guys.
Speaker 1: H I know.
Speaker 3: But okay, so he was nice in this episode. He
Speaker 3: was it was nice again, fair a cloud.
Speaker 1: He's back at school.
Speaker 3: Maybe that makes him happy.
Speaker 2: Maybe good for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's the beginning of a downfall for him.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what I can't Are you serious? Really?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: God? Yeah, you don't remember this? No, the trip to
Speaker 1: Vegas on everything? No, what happens to Vegas?
Speaker 3: We don't know because it's seemed I'm.
Speaker 1: Not going to say. People get so mad at my spoilers,
Speaker 1: which is like, so crazy, but also I want to
Speaker 1: respect it.
Speaker 3: Well, blumbs of smoke are definitely bringing back bad memories
Speaker 3: for Kelly.
Speaker 1: Taylor, and rightfully so rightfully so you aggressively took it
Speaker 1: out on Brandon.
Speaker 2: But yet that scene I'm not gonna lie gave me life.
Speaker 2: That was a good scene, yelling scene.
Speaker 3: I loved it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so real and it was
Speaker 2: so vulnerable still and it was everything I actually wanted
Speaker 2: Brandon to step outside of Brandon. We've talked about this
Speaker 2: before that he didn't, but you did. You were vulnerable.
Speaker 2: He was like, I've apologized. It's like, well, it's.
Speaker 3: Weird because we never did we ever see that emotion?
Speaker 3: Are saying to him, where were you?
Speaker 1: And why weren't really there might have been like noe
Speaker 1: light mention of it, but also like, was he did
Speaker 1: he only make out with Emily Valentine? Or are we
Speaker 1: to assume they did sleep together that night?
Speaker 3: But we don't know? And he said, I apologize for
Speaker 3: this already, over and over whatever he said. We didn't
Speaker 3: him apologizing for it right, fans as viewers, and.
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever clearly expressed how sort of
Speaker 1: upset you were by where was he? It's like kind
Speaker 1: of like whoa, whoa, yeah, although we knew, we knew
Speaker 1: it was definitely part of the fire storyline that it
Speaker 1: was so kind of oh, why is he doing this
Speaker 1: with Emily Valentine and Kelly is in the middle of
Speaker 1: a fire.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh oh, and then you guys, Donna wanders
Speaker 3: into the hills to save the baby deer.
Speaker 1: We're done. We're done with Kelly and.
Speaker 2: Brand that's done with it. And wait, I'm not. I
Speaker 2: loved the scene where Tracy runs through, like, okayse anyone
Speaker 2: and get this straight. Don and David dated, but then
Speaker 2: they didn't Clarence see and the only one I haven't
Speaker 2: met is Kelly Taylor.
Speaker 3: And then we never see that introduction.
Speaker 1: No, we do not.
Speaker 2: But I think we're supposed to understand there was music
Speaker 2: in the background. They had to cut that scene.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to really get the vibe of, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: that Kelly and Brandon are not done right, they are
Speaker 1: not done. But and even nat like says to Brandon,
Speaker 1: like again on the nose, don't let her get away.
Speaker 1: And then we see you with Mark and Brandon with Tracy.
Speaker 1: But yet I was left feeling like, oh, come on,
Speaker 1: this is not how it's supposed to go. So I
Speaker 1: think we're really just getting the seeds of the future.
Speaker 3: But then when they were fighting, I was like, they
Speaker 3: have so much. There's so much there that has happened.
Speaker 3: Are they going to be able to come back together?
Speaker 1: That's a good stay tuned. Now were you feeling I
Speaker 1: do want to address this because now it's out in
Speaker 1: the open, the lack of chemistry between you and Mark.
Speaker 3: I think I felt that from the very beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm anxious to see what happens with this coupling because
Speaker 3: it's going to make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: It is a little forced.
Speaker 2: I didn't want them to like anything, like, not even
Speaker 2: have conversation, not even be friends.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm comparing sort of the beginnings of couples, right,
Speaker 1: So I'm looking at Brandon and Tree. See, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at Donna and the fireman. I'm looking at Claire and
Speaker 1: this Dick, Dick and Kelly and Mark. There's not it's
Speaker 1: almost a little bit forced. There's not a huge I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling it. I will admit that I sort of
Speaker 1: am like, yeah, they're trying hard to be cute.
Speaker 3: Well, he comes up to the car and he's like,
Speaker 3: I'll take you home. I'll leave my house that's about
Speaker 3: to burn down and take you home. And then for
Speaker 3: a second I'm like he's into him, Like yeah, for
Speaker 3: a second again, yeah, yeah, because she had just had
Speaker 3: the memory of Brandon not being there. Yeah, so she thinks, now, oh,
Speaker 3: this guy is the guy because he says he would
Speaker 3: be there for me in a fire.
Speaker 1: The many references to a sump pump. That is what
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do is get the water from the pool.
Speaker 1: So they were ahead of their time on yep, but
Speaker 1: that those shingles made me so uncomfortable my house.
Speaker 3: Thought, Oh my god, this house, it's just looked like
Speaker 3: a matchstick waiting to ignite with the shingles.
Speaker 1: Literally, I was like, oh, this house is brutal, brutal
Speaker 1: and way too high up in the hills, way too And.
Speaker 2: They all stay and the firefighter comes and it's like,
Speaker 2: who's your next of kin?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like aggressive, really, and he's like, but
Speaker 1: you can go.
Speaker 2: You guys can stay and we'll give you warning. I'm out,
Speaker 2: don't be heroes.
Speaker 1: It was like, you're all gonna die, but if you
Speaker 1: want to say.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, oh my god, And.
Speaker 1: Did you guys feel like it was a lot of
Speaker 1: interspersed footage of like, obviously they've licensed real fire footage,
Speaker 1: and I felt, well, some of it was actor firemen,
Speaker 1: and I felt like ah, we're showing the Fireman so
Speaker 1: much so that we can have the Greg Vaughan reveal.
Speaker 1: I was at the end.
Speaker 3: Where I was I was like, I think this is
Speaker 3: the episode where she meets the Fireman and then he
Speaker 3: went down there hill with the deer, and I was like,
Speaker 3: where's the Far's it going home?
Speaker 2: My gosh? And when I fell, it was I think
Speaker 2: it was no, no.
Speaker 3: That could it would never happen.
Speaker 2: It wasn't much of it was pretty agro, like did
Speaker 2: you hear my scream? My cat? I don't like a
Speaker 2: good screen. It's like a which is what really happens
Speaker 2: when I go down?
Speaker 3: No, I thought at least it was a great stunt
Speaker 3: double this time.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know, yeah, the one from Pump springs down
Speaker 2: the stairs. She was busy so got another.
Speaker 3: Yeah goodness, but it was sweet and that deer was
Speaker 3: kissing your face like how and I could tell he
Speaker 3: was eating like food out of your hand though.
Speaker 1: So first of all, thank you for bringing it up,
Speaker 1: because I was very like, oh my god, she's just
Speaker 1: fully petting like a.
Speaker 2: Stray I know, and they probably have yeah, has ticks,
Speaker 2: and like yeah, exactly, Hollywood, mangy deer like those deer
Speaker 2: are not the pretty ones you want to hug.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's making me uncomfortable. And then
Speaker 1: obviously yes, it was like a someone's beautiful pet deer.
Speaker 2: It was kind of cool, like at one shot of
Speaker 2: her of Donna, me and the deer, and I, hell.
Speaker 3: I liked it when you put your head down on
Speaker 3: the deer, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenny, she hugged. She sort of hugged
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 3: You got real close, real close.
Speaker 1: There was so much happening, but if it had bit
Speaker 1: my nose within the fire, because can we talk about
Speaker 1: Steve for a second?
Speaker 3: Up with him?
Speaker 2: Wait? Who is that girl that played the neighbor?
Speaker 1: She looked familiar to She looked like the record label
Speaker 1: executive that stolen but it's not her, but she looked
Speaker 1: a bit like her.
Speaker 3: Her name's Kristen Williams, I believe. Yeah, she looked familiar.
Speaker 1: She looked familiar. But also is he kidding me? I
Speaker 1: mean I don't care about the Like, first of all,
Speaker 1: he's obviously flirting with her, which I kind of don't
Speaker 1: care about. I even was cool with the like sun tanloation,
Speaker 1: even though so awkward.
Speaker 3: But like, bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: When she kisses you just say sorry, I have a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: I did not get to put sunblock on someone else, Like,
Speaker 3: that's not okay.
Speaker 1: I could even tolerate that, but it was the kiss.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That was bad judgment. Maybe he had too many
Speaker 3: margaritas too.
Speaker 2: I was too focused on one piece bathing suit sures wearing.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't hate that, did you?
Speaker 2: I didn't like it. You wasn't Baywatch, but not in Red.
Speaker 1: I also felt there was a lot of danger with
Speaker 1: the tossing of people into the pool. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of so I was like, oh, this feels so risky.
Speaker 1: Would you guys remember that pool? Obviously that was a
Speaker 1: pool at a house.
Speaker 3: Have no recollection of this episode at all?
Speaker 1: No, because you obviously all shot at a half clearly
Speaker 1: was a real.
Speaker 3: Pool at a real app Remember you don't remember either.
Speaker 2: I remember like the deer and the fall and like
Speaker 2: the brush all that, but not the house. No.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I feel like this is an important
Speaker 1: lesson for all actors and maybe you guys for the future.
Speaker 3: Get a journal.
Speaker 1: Get a journal, like when you're shoot in a show.
Speaker 1: Just at the end of the day, like write yourself
Speaker 1: some notes. I'm diary.
Speaker 3: I wish i'd known that. Where were you?
Speaker 2: Like a time capsule. By the way, what will it be?
Speaker 2: Who would have done in thirty years? It's gonna be
Speaker 2: this thing called podcasting. We would have been like what huh?
Speaker 1: But even if you wrote a book like it would
Speaker 1: be so helpful if you had a journal to go
Speaker 1: back and go the fire episode.
Speaker 2: Where someone fight for us because our faces were put
Speaker 2: on Oh my god, like you know coming, we do,
Speaker 2: we love, but it's a reminder that, Wow, the merchandise
Speaker 2: was intense. Yeah, and we weren't a part of it.
Speaker 1: You know how you remember the episode you guys were shooting.
Speaker 1: I think it was maybe the Steve Young episode when
Speaker 1: the OJ thing happened. It would be so helpful if
Speaker 1: you had a journal where you could look up things
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: You're so right, you're a genius. You should tell all
Speaker 3: the new young actors.
Speaker 1: I know, seriously, write it down. People write it down,
Speaker 1: you just don't know.
Speaker 3: You can give them an iHeart podcast journal and then
Speaker 3: say call me in thirty years.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what will be like the platform to
Speaker 2: rewatch Handmaid's Tale?
Speaker 1: Maybe would that be I'm trying to think of shows
Speaker 1: now that I heard you, yeah, white Lotus, but I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm cool now they've all got podcasts now.
Speaker 2: Right, been thirty years. It won't be podcasts, it'll be.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine being that invested in the cast of
Speaker 3: there's so many shows now, and there's so.
Speaker 2: Many have euphoria. I'm in you would. I don't worry
Speaker 2: that wigs me out, I know, but like the behind
Speaker 2: the scenes, You're right.
Speaker 1: I think Jenny makes a great point in that back
Speaker 1: then there were only four networks and like HBO was
Speaker 1: just about to come, Like now we have four hundred things.
Speaker 1: Like the reason we all glombed on nine O two
Speaker 1: and oh Melrose Place is it's like there were only
Speaker 1: like a few other things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you had no idea what that lifestyle was
Speaker 3: like because you couldn't see it on the internet. Right,
Speaker 3: you guys want to talk about Valerie now?
Speaker 2: Or wait?
Speaker 3: Should we talk about Claren Steve and then Greg vaughn
Speaker 3: oh and Greg vaughn Oh, Wait is it ironic or not?
Speaker 1: On the nose?
Speaker 3: What you called it? Amy that his she falls down
Speaker 3: a cliff and his name is Cliff.
Speaker 2: Oh, good one, do you think? And then they're like
Speaker 2: spot on, he was.
Speaker 1: Making me looking fireman, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, Yeah, is Cliff the one that
Speaker 3: was actually cowboy in.
Speaker 1: Real life like Greg Bond?
Speaker 3: Or Cliff was Greg Bond who was the horse guy
Speaker 3: horse guy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was like a like a rough and tough like
Speaker 3: Redd in real life. No, Donna dated you. I don't
Speaker 3: think you dated him.
Speaker 1: I dated Greig one you did during this time.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember.
Speaker 3: Did you meet him here?
Speaker 2: No? I met him on I thought it was Malibouors?
Speaker 2: But could that be my dad's other show?
Speaker 1: What was the timing of Malibu Shores versus?
Speaker 2: So he was put on nine on two zero because
Speaker 2: he was already doing other things for my dad.
Speaker 1: When was mal Was Carrie Russell on Malibu Shraps? Oh
Speaker 1: my god?
Speaker 2: What year was Malbou Shores nineteen ninety six? Here we
Speaker 2: go bingo, Yeah, so I met him on that.
Speaker 1: He was hot.
Speaker 2: My brother was on Malbou Shores, so I met him
Speaker 2: through my brother really, and then I guess start on
Speaker 2: that and.
Speaker 1: Tony Luca, who did date Carrie Russell back in the
Speaker 1: so long interesting?
Speaker 2: I want to do this anyway, Greg Vaughan, I was
Speaker 2: he was smoking, he was so hot.
Speaker 3: How long did you eat?
Speaker 2: We went on a couple of days, like he escored
Speaker 2: me to like not the Emmys or something, and then
Speaker 2: I kissed him at that Remember I told you at
Speaker 2: the club the gem on Melrose.
Speaker 1: Can I please read to you, guys the premise of
Speaker 1: Malibu Shores when this is word for word from IMDb.
Speaker 1: When upper crust Malibu students mixed with working class San
Speaker 1: Fernando Valley ones, they discovered that certain issues cut across
Speaker 1: class boundaries.
Speaker 2: Like oh, it's just we like west Side Story, but
Speaker 2: in Malbau.
Speaker 1: My god, it was a good show.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think my dad really wanted to do something
Speaker 2: with Malibu. He had one with Drew Barrymore. Do you
Speaker 2: remember that one? O? Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Barry Watson was also it only went ten episodes. Yeah
Speaker 1: it sure.
Speaker 2: It was the second version of a Malibu show and
Speaker 2: it didn't work.
Speaker 1: No, it did not work.
Speaker 2: Then he went to Sunset Beach was DREWO Barrymore is
Speaker 2: called Malibu Road. Yes, it was wow, it was really good.
Speaker 2: Only one season two correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and quite a cast there too. Jennifer Beals, Lisa Hartman.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's bring it back.
Speaker 3: It was good. What year was it?
Speaker 1: Ninety two? And it was called two thousand Malibu Road.
Speaker 1: Want me to read you the premise? Yeah, a store
Speaker 1: of four women living together at a beach house located
Speaker 1: at two thousand Malibu Road. Jade a former prostitute. Is
Speaker 1: this your dad show? Yes? Jade a former prostitute trying
Speaker 1: to get out of the profession. Perry a young lawyer
Speaker 1: also escaping from her past. Lindsay would be actress trying
Speaker 1: to get the right break. And Joy Lindsay's two faced
Speaker 1: manipulative sister. Oh my god, that sounds pretty good.
Speaker 2: Actually, wait, so Drew Barrymore, he was Jennifer Beals. Who
Speaker 2: were the other two? Jennifer Beals was Perry, Lisa Hartman
Speaker 2: was Jade, okay, and someone named Tuesday Night was Joy
Speaker 2: Tuesday Night and Brian Blooms in it.
Speaker 1: Everybody looks familiar. Michael t Weiss, who I know from
Speaker 1: Days of Our Lives. Anyway, back to the show. Have
Speaker 1: we talked about everything at the house? I wish somebody
Speaker 1: could tell me. Also was the house a house? Because
Speaker 1: it feels like it was like they did they dated
Speaker 1: for two years.
Speaker 2: Leam Niece and Julia Roberts. Anyway, the house is clearly.
Speaker 1: You're shooting in a house, right like you're going in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I feel like that's not any kind of
Speaker 1: a set. You're shooting in this house.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that was a set. We built the set
Speaker 2: of that house.
Speaker 3: Say we built the inside of that house. I corrected
Speaker 3: recollection of that. I remember being a house house. I
Speaker 3: feel like it was a house.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 3: Because how does David stay in that house for a
Speaker 3: long time? Because Mark is not there for very long?
Speaker 2: He does stay because there's some other girl that comes in.
Speaker 2: No what what?
Speaker 1: I can't remember this?
Speaker 3: Hmm, Well, definitely Claire should just dumb Steve at this
Speaker 3: point that yeah.
Speaker 1: And also he should. It's like, I just feel like
Speaker 1: we both needed to end it ended.
Speaker 2: And her reaction, I don't know. I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, I always take Claire's back, But her reaction,
Speaker 2: it was like, okay, you're cool, but like your boyfriend
Speaker 2: is standing there making out.
Speaker 1: She says something, though what does she say? She sort
Speaker 1: of has a quick like you're a pig kind of
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 2: You're disgusting though you're despicable, despicable.
Speaker 1: Something I do anyone really care though, That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting a vibe that she's broken hearted, Like
Speaker 2: she's just like.
Speaker 3: She was just considering going out with Dick.
Speaker 1: So totally agree.
Speaker 2: They they're not into each other, That's okay.
Speaker 1: Helly's way more upset about something that happened two years earlier.
Speaker 3: Well that was a little more traumatic.
Speaker 1: But still like you still hold on to it, and
Speaker 1: you love Brandon way more than these two who were together.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: Just saying, what about when Mark asks Brandon for if
Speaker 3: it's okay if he goes for Kelly, and Brandon's like, yeah, sure, man, whatever.
Speaker 1: He sort of says she can make her own decisions
Speaker 1: while he's at the juke box putting all your favorite songs,
Speaker 1: in which I'd love to know how he knows what
Speaker 1: your favorite songs.
Speaker 3: I can assure you that was not one of her
Speaker 3: favorite songs. Devil with the Blue Dress, that was her
Speaker 3: favorite song. But yeah, so who knows what's gonna happen
Speaker 3: with these kids?
Speaker 2: Well we kind of know.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about that now. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: I know your birth So I did a deep dive
Speaker 1: and if anybody can help me out. I want so
Speaker 1: badly because now we saw one four five seven two wait,
Speaker 1: one four seven two five something like that. We saw
Speaker 1: the address of the condo building. So I searched, where
Speaker 1: was Valerie's Brentwood apartment? Valerie Malone? And what's that guy's name?
Speaker 2: What's that guy's name, Kenny.
Speaker 1: I'm desperate to figure out where was the exterior? So
Speaker 1: if somebody can please tell me, I'd be so happy
Speaker 1: because it's like probably on San Faseni, maybe Montana Ocean.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I need to know. I need
Speaker 1: somebody tell me where it is next. The whole thing
Speaker 1: is so bad.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So they are sleeping like little angels together
Speaker 3: and his wife's wondering where he is.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna tell her it's one forty five am.
Speaker 3: Fell asleep at the office.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to say? There's nothing you
Speaker 2: could say? Right?
Speaker 1: Late night out with the boys.
Speaker 3: I don't know that scene with their argument, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't feel any connection in the characters. No, it's
Speaker 3: just great. I don't know. It just didn't seem natural
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: When they say I love you, do you just go?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me. Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 3: And they said it like three times I think in
Speaker 3: this episode.
Speaker 2: But it bummed me out because remember last week, I
Speaker 2: had just gotten on board with this relationship. I was like,
Speaker 2: I like it, I'm into it. Finally he grossed me
Speaker 2: out before, and now I'm into it. This week I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 1: There's something creepy about him that I also want to
Speaker 1: keep watching. I mean, he's such a pig. But she
Speaker 1: is also about to pull some real crazy shenanigans.
Speaker 3: Real she gets when he keeps not showing. She gets
Speaker 3: a did she buy a pregnancy test because she thought
Speaker 3: she was pregnant? Is she pregnant or did she have
Speaker 3: somebody else p on the pregnancy test? I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to answer all this, okay, because
Speaker 1: it will spoil so much, even though I feel like
Speaker 1: it would be interesting to have the conversation, because how
Speaker 1: does she get the positive pregnancy test? Is my question
Speaker 1: that whether she's in the dark web duh. Like So anyway,
Speaker 1: I mean, boy, and I'm also doing some math on
Speaker 1: something because there's a part of their storyline that involves you, Jenny,
Speaker 1: and I want to just remind me when we when
Speaker 1: it comes.
Speaker 2: Out, what is happening? What what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure involves Kelly. I'm pretty sure Jenny. Kelly
Speaker 1: babysat for them. Yeah, what you babysat for them.
Speaker 3: When she was younger? Oh yeah, we said that in the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the kid is six, right, so the kid
Speaker 1: is sick? Oh?
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 1: So if you all are are you guys juniors in
Speaker 1: college now.
Speaker 2: We're twenty one, right? I mean it's valories.
Speaker 1: I mean basically, if the kid is six, we knew
Speaker 1: you when you babysat for them. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying? The math, The math don't math for me.
Speaker 3: Kid is six, babysitting six years ago.
Speaker 1: I just think we would like we didn't know, we
Speaker 1: never saw you. We knew you six years ago, we
Speaker 1: never saw your babysit.
Speaker 2: So wait, what are you saying that Kelly Taylor wouldn't
Speaker 2: have done babysitting?
Speaker 1: Like what No, but for the storyline, Kelly babysat the
Speaker 1: kid six years ago. I don't recall Kelly babysitting for
Speaker 1: these guys, just saying.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it was on her off time. It was
Speaker 2: off camera time while she was doing a Lifetime movie.
Speaker 2: She was also bleaby sitting, and she.
Speaker 1: Was also high on okay, like what was happening to
Speaker 1: Kelly six years ago? She was dating this, see.
Speaker 2: What you're saying because he's he works with Jim Walsh
Speaker 2: or knows Jim Walsh. So how would that mesh that
Speaker 2: Brandon and Kelly would have known each other? They wouldn't
Speaker 2: have I.
Speaker 1: Can accept it, but also I'm like, h kind of
Speaker 1: a round peg, square hole like that, you're forcing me
Speaker 1: to believe this.
Speaker 3: But Brandon reminds Valerie though, that he will never leave
Speaker 3: his wife for her, which was correct, a little harsh,
Speaker 3: but true.
Speaker 1: First of all, when she comes in looking like looking
Speaker 1: like you guys after nineties con and he's like, basically,
Speaker 1: what did he say? He's like, you look awful?
Speaker 3: What do you want? I was watching it on my phone,
Speaker 3: so I couldn't really see what he was talking about.
Speaker 1: She sort of just looks like she just walk of
Speaker 1: shamed hard right, Like she's wearing sort of her pink
Speaker 1: tank top. She's always with the sunglasses on her head.
Speaker 1: And we're supposed to think that I'm not being mean,
Speaker 1: you guys, Nobody call me out like Tunny's beautiful. Yes, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: she's supposed to look kind of haggard after not getting
Speaker 1: any sleep and waking up at too for him to
Speaker 1: go home. And then she admits to Brandon, who it
Speaker 1: is so crazy.
Speaker 3: I know right, Like I didn't think she was gonna
Speaker 3: tell him, and she just says it.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I know he's never gonna leave.
Speaker 2: As what she's starting to spiral, I hope so I
Speaker 2: understand what. I'm assuming it's a fake pregnancy test, but like,
Speaker 2: is she doing it because she's like really or she's
Speaker 2: just like going in.
Speaker 1: Now, she's just going cuckoo, She's gonna want money and
Speaker 1: the whole thing. She's just doing exactly the same shenanigans
Speaker 1: she did with ginger La Monica. She's always crafting up
Speaker 1: some scheme, some crazy scheme. And my thing is I
Speaker 1: love to watch her, but I do not like her,
Speaker 1: and the fact that so many fans like love her.
Speaker 1: I need to know why. Explain to me why she's
Speaker 1: clearly a villain. We're not meant we're meant to love
Speaker 1: to hate her. I don't think we're meant to love
Speaker 1: to love her.
Speaker 3: No, I feel conflicted myself yeah, me too, like she
Speaker 3: we all everybody knows that Tiffany's very sweet and kind,
Speaker 3: Like I think it's hard to see her as that
Speaker 3: kind of character, especially coming off of being Kelly Kapowski.
Speaker 1: Like, am I supposed to love the girl that's Dayton,
Speaker 1: the married guy and now gonna pull some crazy shenanigans.
Speaker 1: She's always two timing her friends, she her so called friends,
Speaker 1: Like she's aggressively mean to Kelly.
Speaker 3: Aggressively we're aggressively mean to each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yet she's redeemable though, Like people didn't turn
Speaker 2: on her ever, No.
Speaker 1: They love her. The fans love her, which I it's
Speaker 1: nothing to do with Tiffany. I will say a thousand
Speaker 1: times Tiffany is awesome. I watch all her cooking videos,
Speaker 1: but Valerie sucks. I watch all her cooking videos do
Speaker 1: but sucks. Tiffany does like really fun cooking videos and
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like production to them, and they're
Speaker 1: very well done. I will say I don't cook, but
Speaker 1: I watch her cooking video. Yeah, and I have a
Speaker 1: cookbook in the whole thing. So this is not about Tiffany.
Speaker 1: I want people to really really tell me why do
Speaker 1: they love Valerie she's so.
Speaker 2: Dick people. I mean, maybe you make a good point
Speaker 2: that she was Kelly Kopowski. What if it was just
Speaker 2: some random girl then no one knew. Would they still
Speaker 2: like her or would she be just those will like
Speaker 2: rape through it?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I think that based on you know, the audience is
Speaker 3: already having knowledge of her as Kelly Kapowski and now
Speaker 3: seeing her in a different role completely opposite of Kelley Kapowski,
Speaker 3: they're into it more so.
Speaker 2: Jill Novic said she tested for the part of Valerie, right, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm wondering, so are you saying if Jill had gotten
Speaker 2: that role, people would have turned on vow.
Speaker 1: If Elisa would have gotten that role, people would have
Speaker 1: hated her. Oh yeah, because they weren't so invested in
Speaker 1: loving her. Right, she sort of was what they knew
Speaker 1: from her, was sort of the villain and clueless a
Speaker 1: little bit. She sort of has that, then they didn't care.
Speaker 1: I think people love Tiffany so much.
Speaker 2: That they anything goes Yeah, kind of like because this character,
Speaker 2: if you look at all the things she's done, is
Speaker 2: awful awful. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Straight from the first time we see her, she's smoking
Speaker 3: a joint in Brenda's room, like it's not like they
Speaker 3: set her up to be loved.
Speaker 1: He dated calling.
Speaker 3: I just don't know why she's so into Kenny Kenny.
Speaker 3: Is it because she wants to be grown up so badly?
Speaker 3: Or is it because he's got money or money?
Speaker 1: I think her daddy issues money. Look, there is something.
Speaker 1: I get it. She's sort of damaged and so she's like,
Speaker 1: I get why she likes him. You could see that,
Speaker 1: like my if I go back to my like twenty
Speaker 1: something self, you kind of are like, Oh, that guy's
Speaker 1: like a shiny object. He's got all this money, he's
Speaker 1: got me this apartment. Da da da da da hard
Speaker 1: to get and I'm gonna get him. That's why she's
Speaker 1: always doing the like I'm gonna treat you so good,
Speaker 1: like sexually, it's a whole thing she is. It's so
Speaker 1: but it's like, oh.
Speaker 2: What was this honey dust she put on?
Speaker 3: Remember honey dust was like that. It was like sex
Speaker 3: play edible, yes, dust duney, so weird, so weird. Why
Speaker 3: we needed to hear that.
Speaker 1: I don't know honey dust, but I think that their
Speaker 1: apartment that yeah, Kama sutra honey.
Speaker 2: Dust, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Also, immediately I was like don't lick that, like that's
Speaker 1: gonna give you some sort of a dummy ache, Like
Speaker 1: don't put me in my like your issues. I was like,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be looking proble.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. See we were ahead of our time.
Speaker 2: It was like fifty shades of gray a little bit.
Speaker 2: It is a little bit.
Speaker 1: And also, Jenny, I heard you about the apartment. I agree.
Speaker 1: The apartment is decorated like it's it's in Dynasty kind of.
Speaker 3: The eighties, like the Ladies. Yeah, and also Hi, it's
Speaker 3: they have a squeaky bed.
Speaker 1: First of all, like where's this guy getting all this
Speaker 1: dough to just have this apartment? And also what who's
Speaker 1: not check the books? So it's like, how's this guy
Speaker 1: paying for this apartment? And if I was missus Kenny,
Speaker 1: I'd be like.
Speaker 3: She does not see the credit card in voices, she's
Speaker 3: not doing their their.
Speaker 1: Ladies ladies listening. Always have your own bank account and
Speaker 1: always check the books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and always have a bank Oh my gosh, own
Speaker 2: bank account, check the books, and have a journal in
Speaker 2: case you're ever on a popular TV show, and make
Speaker 2: sure if they're going to use your likeness, you get
Speaker 2: a cut of it. Just saying these are important life lessons.
Speaker 1: Get yourself a journal, get yourself your own check and account,
Speaker 1: and check out the bad books. Yeah, because like this
Speaker 1: guy's spending what back then, what would that place be?
Speaker 1: Sixteen hundred a.
Speaker 3: Month more two two month?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess you're a probably two something crazy.
Speaker 2: But at that time, Kathleen actually was renting an apartment
Speaker 2: in Brentwood on Sam SENNI so.
Speaker 1: Was I on Montana and it was about two thousand
Speaker 1: and one hundred maybe at the time.
Speaker 3: Interesting, okay, And that place looks kind of fancy.
Speaker 1: I know it's terribly decorated, but it's fancy, yeah, spacious,
Speaker 1: very big And anyway, I always just and she's always
Speaker 1: making dinner for him and coming with the flowers, and
Speaker 1: then he's always like, oh, he's not gonna show up,
Speaker 1: Like we all know. It's just like a tale as
Speaker 1: old as time Stop Stop with the married guy.
Speaker 3: She goes in the bathroom with her pregnancy test. Did
Speaker 3: she buy that with the groceries? Like how did she
Speaker 3: know to have a stand by pregnancy test or did
Speaker 3: she just keep one in her purse?
Speaker 1: And how does she make it positive? Or is she
Speaker 1: just lying that like pink is positive and blue is negative.
Speaker 1: But she just tells him it's the opposite.
Speaker 2: May she just like drew a line on it. I
Speaker 2: don't know, Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I was very curious about that myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess she could just be saying because
Speaker 1: she goes blue means positive and then we see the
Speaker 1: bright blue, but maybe it's pink as positive and she
Speaker 1: just changed it. I guess it's not that hard to
Speaker 1: fake that because he doesn't have the instruction manual.
Speaker 3: I mean, what's going to happen? So curious gets it.
Speaker 1: Just gets kind of around the river and through the woods.
Speaker 1: For me, this storyline, it's like, oh, make it. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like, oh, make it end?
Speaker 2: Oh no, how much longer?
Speaker 3: Bit does the wife? You get to see the wife,
Speaker 3: though I don't recall, like in the reality of.
Speaker 1: You get involved, Brandon gets involved, Tracy gets involved, everybody's
Speaker 1: in what Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why are people getting involved with her madness?
Speaker 1: You'll find out anyway. Let's talk about nat really quick,
Speaker 1: calling out that Brandon's meant to be with Kelly.
Speaker 2: Respect Matt oh respect respect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're close, Brandon nap and he's right, don't make
Speaker 3: the same mistake. Yeah, But then Brandon goes right back
Speaker 3: to Jill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so cute. Sorry, Tracy, Tracy, they're so cute
Speaker 1: about her. She literally is Susan. She's just a better
Speaker 1: version of Susan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a little spunk in her steps, not
Speaker 3: as serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a sort of Susan.
Speaker 1: Susan was a little wah wah. She always kind of.
Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, yeah, this girl's real, darling positive, what
Speaker 2: are you gonna break this episode?
Speaker 1: Ten? Completely? At ten no doubt.
Speaker 3: I think so too, because of the fire like and and.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna give it attend to wait, can I
Speaker 2: just tell you sorry? One last thing when I was
Speaker 2: watching it, and the part where he rescues me, I
Speaker 2: remember when we were filming that that I was thinking
Speaker 2: about Superman and when Lois Lane is falling, falling and
Speaker 2: he's like I got you and she's like, who's got you?
Speaker 2: That's what was going in my mind. I was replaying
Speaker 2: that as I was doing my best little Donna like
Speaker 2: Dori Bravo. I agree.
Speaker 1: I just watched that scene this weekend. I've got you,
Speaker 1: You've got me? Who's got you? And You're just like
Speaker 1: and that guy that is so yeah, this had a
Speaker 1: lot in it and I and I like it a
Speaker 1: lot in it.
Speaker 2: Like, wow, we's got three tens the first time.
Speaker 1: I wish No, we've had a few other first three tens,
Speaker 1: and I wish I had. If I was a good producer,
Speaker 1: I would have had like some sort of sound effect
Speaker 1: that when we went ten ten ten, that it would
Speaker 1: go like no no no, no no no no, like
Speaker 1: I should have had a sound effect for ten ten tens.
Speaker 2: It's not too late.
Speaker 3: Well, we have next week. We have seven, episode seven Fearless.
Speaker 3: Who's fearless? I don't know.
Speaker 1: The titles don't help me enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, guys, see ya next week.
Speaker 2: Bye.