Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make Horrible Decisions cohort time. Yes,
Speaker 1: I this is a special episode from me, you guys.
Speaker 1: This is UM an episode with two people that I
Speaker 1: have to talk to every week. Came out fine, So welcome, guys,
Speaker 1: another episode of horrible decisions. That's right. Today is an
Speaker 1: episode with Mandy, who I've worked with for four years,
Speaker 1: known for fifteen and ironically a repeat guest that I
Speaker 1: do for fact sake with who we've already had on
Speaker 1: And when Mandy and I were starting our podcast, we
Speaker 1: talked to Eddie and I'm just really grateful that my
Speaker 1: co host get along. Oh yeah, I mean we follow
Speaker 1: each other and everything. It could no, no, no, why not.
Speaker 1: It's like the X Men. Everyone's got their powers, facts, facts.
Speaker 1: We're all doing our own little challenge. She can make
Speaker 1: it happen. I'm like aunt man, you know, running around
Speaker 1: all right, So I want to direct you guys before
Speaker 1: we always talk about the end of the episode. Mandy
Speaker 1: and I have structured Patreon differently. We have new tiers. UM.
Speaker 1: Of course you know you get bonus episodes. We always
Speaker 1: talk about them, but now we actually offer four monthly.
Speaker 1: We offer video for all of our Patreon episodes at
Speaker 1: a new tier for the town Hall. That's right, except
Speaker 1: for the town Hall. Um. And honestly, we've been super
Speaker 1: excited to offer behind the scenes stuff. Um, we've been
Speaker 1: having our cameraman Wolf follow us in our homes and
Speaker 1: getting things after and before the episodes. If you want
Speaker 1: to see some content like that, run over to Patreon. Now.
Speaker 1: I feel like Eddie's like the least disgusting person. I know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you've never had sex, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: lots of work. I think that that's going to be
Speaker 1: the funniest thing, and I don't think I'm still gonna
Speaker 1: get over it. Like we don't have many white people
Speaker 1: on the I know you're not white, you're actually half,
Speaker 1: but I sound very very very Bobby is so I
Speaker 1: sound like you even just said, yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: get vagina. You know, it's just like that's going to
Speaker 1: be the funniest part about this whole appen Why because
Speaker 1: the way he talks is like not many of the
Speaker 1: guests on this show. I sound like we just left
Speaker 1: at a girl saying weiner. He just said, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I get the vagina. Sound like I'm gonna like I'm
Speaker 1: interviewing people on the street and when they saw a crime?
Speaker 1: What did you see? Sir? You know what? I like? No,
Speaker 1: do you talk sex, Eddie? I have your sex voys.
Speaker 1: I do have a sex voye. You have to give
Speaker 1: us your sex I do she cover her ears? We
Speaker 1: do it all the time, like we moan. We'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: give me that dick. You see how she can't hear me?
Speaker 1: Like I want to hear you. Give me your sex voice, Eddie?
Speaker 1: What is how do you sound in the bend? You
Speaker 1: know what? I've done a lot to do it. No,
Speaker 1: you gotta give me warm dump in here. I can't
Speaker 1: just jump into it. I'm not like you grate a slide.
Speaker 1: I like, I'm I'm a face grabber. I like a
Speaker 1: good face grab, pinched the cheek in kind of like that.
Speaker 1: A little dominance is nice. I'm a big concent guys.
Speaker 1: I was gonna touch. I'm a big concent guy. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like a discussion before and if she's
Speaker 1: like it's all good, it's all good, I'm like you sure?
Speaker 1: And then I like grabbing the face, getting close and
Speaker 1: really like I'm not whispering, but like stern whispering. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like when it's like when your parents reprimends
Speaker 1: you in a store, like get the funk over here,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's your voice. A little bit with that,
Speaker 1: a little bit of your voice. Listen. I'm gonna send
Speaker 1: this to my girlfriend's family. So hey, check out what
Speaker 1: I didn't you hate mom and dad. This is what
Speaker 1: my boyfriend does to me. Character right, Um, we went
Speaker 1: to we had we had food yesterday. That was a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. We had s car go. Oh yes, guy,
Speaker 1: I let akh. I had it for the first time.
Speaker 1: A paired under the apple towel and I was like,
Speaker 1: give me another thing. Well, it's just it's just like
Speaker 1: there's no t m I in this podcast. I don't
Speaker 1: think so okay, So I've never had it before. She
Speaker 1: took me there French restaurant. I'm like, all right, I
Speaker 1: never asked skr go. I had to ask her go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. It was bro I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: It is my second time in New York City. Diarrha
Speaker 1: two days in a row. Because you're eating with she's
Speaker 1: really worked it. It's snails and like both those words
Speaker 1: don't sound good. So I ate it, and then when
Speaker 1: we were walking around, she was like, let's take it
Speaker 1: this venget shop. The whole time there's like there's like
Speaker 1: there's like a little riot in here. And then she
Speaker 1: was just like, let's go in here and can try
Speaker 1: this song. Like get the funk out of the store. Lady,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking destroy you say when you need to
Speaker 1: ship around wheezy, I'm not. I think that's thing. She's like, look, listen,
Speaker 1: if my holes are ruined, your holes ruined. So I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be one of those things. So any
Speaker 1: any hole. So I went to the bathroom. I don't
Speaker 1: ever had one of these when you sit spray pray,
Speaker 1: but I was in a public bathroom. No no, no no,
Speaker 1: my hotel room. The point where you're like should I
Speaker 1: switch rooms? It was bad. So like I just want
Speaker 1: to say thank you. I feel I'm ready to be
Speaker 1: on camera. I feel great, thank you. I'm drained of
Speaker 1: all my fluid. Shout out to Lucien and Zach. There's
Speaker 1: my one of my favorite restaurants. And Eddie literally sits
Speaker 1: down and he goes, oh man, this is New York
Speaker 1: back and he opens the men he goes, whoa twenty
Speaker 1: six dollars for a burger. Listen, I have a weak stomach.
Speaker 1: You live in l A. What does that mean? How
Speaker 1: is that a lot? And then what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no, it doesn't mean it could
Speaker 1: be cheap. I mean l A is expensive. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: So you can't say New York has expense when you
Speaker 1: live in l A. Like I could see if you
Speaker 1: was coming up from Alabama or even Lando's a regular city. Bro,
Speaker 1: you're coming from l A. It's got to be good though,
Speaker 1: So it was. It was good. Yeah. Anyway, the point
Speaker 1: is going to say is I have a weak's stomach,
Speaker 1: but I'll eat pussy, So there you go. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: know your ladies like that sort of tick. But you
Speaker 1: ladies like that, so would you rather? Okay, we have
Speaker 1: to bring it back to the classic. Man, you're not
Speaker 1: even looking at it. What's the classic? Would you rather? Oh?
Speaker 1: Eat ass or suck toes? Oh? My god? Eat ass?
Speaker 1: Same like when eat ass? Like we're talking like clean,
Speaker 1: like a clean app clean no ass always. I'm not
Speaker 1: a big foot guy. You look like you would be.
Speaker 1: Why I just feel like people like shoes. I'm like
Speaker 1: inside the Jordan's you know what people look like? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What did they look like? There's a little something we
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, there was like scheming like just it. I
Speaker 1: disagree because now I'm from the ass to the toes
Speaker 1: actually really a T T or eight to T whatever
Speaker 1: that should it's now at the toes and I am
Speaker 1: going from the asid in my mouth to the motherfucking
Speaker 1: toast bitch, and I fit like two of them in
Speaker 1: my mouth at a time. I got a big old
Speaker 1: mouth and I spread I'll be stucking toes. Now you
Speaker 1: spread it with your like his because he's a size fourteen.
Speaker 1: His big toe is really big, so I can only
Speaker 1: fit the big toe in the pink bro here go
Speaker 1: to look as feet. Yeah I had some woman's feet too,
Speaker 1: But have you seen some of these guys, nigga, I
Speaker 1: used to eat pigs feet like yeah, I wouldn't need
Speaker 1: a knox the tail. But it's not you know but no,
Speaker 1: I mean like a guy like pulls out his shoe
Speaker 1: he's got a big old toe on it, or like
Speaker 1: like a nail where you can like, oh I can
Speaker 1: draw on this man. I gotta man, got a big
Speaker 1: old so you gotta dancing. I don't know. I've seen
Speaker 1: some bad feet on dudes. You don't want any point.
Speaker 1: I mean, so they're not bad, but no, I think
Speaker 1: so you would eat as what's crazy in the beginning. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've got two vaccine shots. Give me some asks. Oh
Speaker 1: my up, what you got? Mandy know you didn't get
Speaker 1: I got blood blood type an I thought you you
Speaker 1: recently like I'm getting vaccine next year. Yeah, I chilled
Speaker 1: on it. I mean, I'm I'll eventually get it. No,
Speaker 1: I know they were doing COVID testing right here. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Um. I think me and my
Speaker 1: boyfriend are the only people that I personally know that
Speaker 1: don't have even one shot. Like my co host on
Speaker 1: my other pods she has both are engineer has. Like
Speaker 1: everyone is getting the shot um for me. I just
Speaker 1: let's not wait. I didn't. I didn't say you were
Speaker 1: I have. I'm not vaccinated yet either. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: I feel like this vaccination conversation about it, everyone gets
Speaker 1: passionate about everything that we talked about here. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I'll get it eventually. I'm not an anti vaccor.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm anti vaccine I actually had COVID something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had COVID. I didn't have any of the symptoms.
Speaker 1: So to be fair as someone who got it, um
Speaker 1: and as someone who wasn't like immediately, I would say,
Speaker 1: you know had or knew someone that that left. I
Speaker 1: don't know. To me, I have a different experience with
Speaker 1: COVID because it didn't put me on my ask Now
Speaker 1: my mom also said I ain't getting it. She caught COVID.
Speaker 1: We thought she was gonna die. She's getting vaccinated. Um,
Speaker 1: she's she's amazing. Yeah. I just feel like everyone has
Speaker 1: had such a different experience with this. I would never
Speaker 1: shame someone for getting a vaccine and for anyone who
Speaker 1: hasn't gotten vaccinated. It's also not my space too, you know,
Speaker 1: just question why and if they are. Like I had
Speaker 1: to talk with Mila, who is an anti vaccer, and
Speaker 1: so I think that there's been a lot of I
Speaker 1: think about her a lot because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: happening on our episode about anti vaccent and what's the
Speaker 1: COVID shot. And I was like, I will say that
Speaker 1: dating you have to be interesting. Now people can put
Speaker 1: that little needle emoji in there, like I mean I
Speaker 1: got the herbs who know for sure. I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be are gonna go through the roof the way
Speaker 1: that they say it's gonna be a big back summer,
Speaker 1: like the women are already like back then I shot
Speaker 1: girl Summer. I think I think it's shot shots. I
Speaker 1: think it's gonna be something that does become because there
Speaker 1: are so many people that could be the first question
Speaker 1: you asked before vaccinate if you're even like on any
Speaker 1: kind of birth control or if you're like an ad
Speaker 1: is gonna vaccine? Cool? Oh? What's that on your lift?
Speaker 1: While and out? Dude, when I tell you I'm so mad,
Speaker 1: I meant to bring her up on our last episode.
Speaker 1: Let me let me read this. Wait, are you doing
Speaker 1: the vaccinated ones or the fucking postpartum tweets? Um, let's
Speaker 1: just start with the one that Nny just said. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm girl friend Venus and Dennis, and he sends this
Speaker 1: ship because he already knows he's gonna rail us up.
Speaker 1: And he says all caps of the healer, I'm alarmed
Speaker 1: by the amount of women in my TM is complaining
Speaker 1: about abnormal bleeding and miscarriages after coming in contact with
Speaker 1: someone who's been vaccinating. Bitches, what you're telling me? I
Speaker 1: walked by a man who's been vaccinated on the street,
Speaker 1: and now it's the reason for I want to say
Speaker 1: too wheezy, and I oftentimes root for everyone at this point,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what industry you're in, especially in the
Speaker 1: creative space, we want all black people to win. Hood Hiller, however,
Speaker 1: is an idiot. Not only she's an idiot, I feel
Speaker 1: like she is a voice for a lot of the
Speaker 1: women in our ulture, and it's sad a lot of
Speaker 1: women follow her. She has the zodiac ship that she does,
Speaker 1: but she speaks down on so many things that I
Speaker 1: feel like, truly marmal illnesses with depression. She's okay, isn't.
Speaker 1: In Detro last week, she was discussing how postpartum is
Speaker 1: an excuse for lazy mothers. Bro when I tell you
Speaker 1: I she said, the postpartum isn't real and it's just
Speaker 1: an excuse that women use when they want to be lazy.
Speaker 1: People don't And I was just like, this is a
Speaker 1: black woman's like like give me a good old like
Speaker 1: I've got crystals, bitch. But she's out of her mind.
Speaker 1: Her tweets are private now they should be because she's
Speaker 1: being dragged right now. Damn bro on Twitter, it's more
Speaker 1: on Instagram, and she has blogs and websites where she
Speaker 1: spews all of this information. I wanted to listen to
Speaker 1: her on Karen s Civil's podcast Gilly Be because I
Speaker 1: have never heard her speak like in like long form
Speaker 1: that wasn't like her Instagram. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: wonder if she would say to other people. But I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not even give this on there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I cannot stand that she's played us out. Like I
Speaker 1: followed her for a long time and she taught me
Speaker 1: so much about like moon cycles and vibrationally pluto. All right,
Speaker 1: my last have you ever would you rather have a
Speaker 1: sex tape of the last time you have sex leak?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have the last time you masturbated leak?
Speaker 1: Oh man, well both are kind of the same for me,
Speaker 1: um define leak. What are we talking about? Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: just say, like I don't have the influence to be
Speaker 1: like do you see Eddie who? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like in the world, it's just out in the world.
Speaker 1: I have to go sex tape. You gotta be sex tape.
Speaker 1: It was better than your last because at least I'm
Speaker 1: getting laid like, oh wow, he's I didn't think he
Speaker 1: was into that. Really got here's jerking. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I imagine if it's I don't wanted this
Speaker 1: out there like I thought the other day, like how
Speaker 1: awful I look while masturbating. So I don't masturbate with
Speaker 1: my computer. And a lot of people do if they
Speaker 1: look at porn. But if I'm going to look at porn,
Speaker 1: I'd use my phone. You really use the phone? I
Speaker 1: love my phone. That's all I use. You know, I
Speaker 1: do laptop? Really, yeah, I do phone. What do you
Speaker 1: guys use? Everybody in the room make hands for laptop imagination.
Speaker 1: That's a special occasion, in my opinion, imagine to say
Speaker 1: you got to be a specially like I do too.
Speaker 1: But when I do use port, it's it's phone. It's
Speaker 1: always phone on my porn. But y'all know I watched
Speaker 1: porn on Twitter, so Dave, you're not anything that's a
Speaker 1: good A great source for porn is Twitter. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that I touched scored, Like, wow, man, these people
Speaker 1: are giving this for free only up to two minutes
Speaker 1: and ten seconds. Some of them just like I'm just
Speaker 1: like they just like put it in, put it out
Speaker 1: like this is why only fans work. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I would rather go. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: you ever get the scam emails and it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I have I have video of you masturbating, give me
Speaker 1: forty bitcoins or else it's gonna leak out to your
Speaker 1: friends and family and your context. I got that email
Speaker 1: recent the camera on the emails, the scam emails, what websites?
Speaker 1: I get the same junk fail. Maybe you don't read
Speaker 1: your junk. I read my junks. You never get those,
Speaker 1: and just some guy in Bangladesh get I get the
Speaker 1: I get the ones that people in Africa that claim
Speaker 1: they need help coming over or like the prince needs
Speaker 1: to need your help right now. They please send some
Speaker 1: Prince of Nigeria or somebody that you ever get those? Know?
Speaker 1: Why are you coming to me? You never know? Bro.
Speaker 1: I've had my mom almost so recently like really yeah.
Speaker 1: She was just basically like I don't know how to
Speaker 1: fill out this form, and I'm like what form. She's like,
Speaker 1: I've got to do this for about this so the
Speaker 1: security or something. She said, No, this is another time, like, no,
Speaker 1: Bullshit's like I have to do security. And so basically
Speaker 1: they sent a whole form about how her payments were
Speaker 1: going to stop, and they required her Social Security number
Speaker 1: and her bank account information. Oh man, they just praying
Speaker 1: older people. I know. I don't even know how I
Speaker 1: got her. Yeah, So what I was gonna say was
Speaker 1: I used my phone and the other day somebody was
Speaker 1: face timing me. And when I saw how I looked,
Speaker 1: because you knew how it pops up, I was like, huh,
Speaker 1: I got a weird face. I'm all about the shower lately.
Speaker 1: I never used to be growing up, but it's like
Speaker 1: a think tank in there. It's just like a little
Speaker 1: steam the water. It could be with whever you want,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You do it in the
Speaker 1: shower all the time. It's a drand it sufficient that's
Speaker 1: what you do when you're a late thirties, like, how
Speaker 1: do I get this out of my body as clean
Speaker 1: as possible? You know what I mean? Less mess? How's
Speaker 1: this going to be? Like sneaky? But also getting that
Speaker 1: every time it just goes down the drain and just
Speaker 1: way about it. Can you tell your girlfriend when you're
Speaker 1: about like, does she know that you're masturbating, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I put like a little put like a thing on
Speaker 1: the bathroom door, like a little red non sign doing
Speaker 1: on enter having fun. Would she be insulted if you
Speaker 1: were home and she was doing it? What? Like I
Speaker 1: caught her having masturbating, I'd be like, good, you know,
Speaker 1: and I closed the door. He really don't get vagina bro.
Speaker 1: All right. This vanilla ship I found um because it
Speaker 1: was like being passed around on Instagram like a meme,
Speaker 1: and it was a guy that was making his own
Speaker 1: sex dolls in prisons. I saw that one one of
Speaker 1: them look really like one of them looks like Mandy.
Speaker 1: Know which one? Let me show you. I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: You don't at this point if it ain't judging, it's
Speaker 1: shading now a little all right, No, I'm not being mean.
Speaker 1: It was like blond. It was thick. Look it was like, no,
Speaker 1: ma'am shady. It's giving, man, it's giving cankles, and bitch,
Speaker 1: I wish you would it's super small. Look at my ankles, bitch,
Speaker 1: that is cankles. It looks like Mandy Bro. The waist
Speaker 1: is super small. The tits are fucking popping and it's
Speaker 1: like blonde. I was like, look, what's the stuff with?
Speaker 1: What did E stuff it with? Fucking Cheetos. Basically, they
Speaker 1: are saying that if if people have more sex dolls
Speaker 1: in prison, that they may not, you know, get so violent.
Speaker 1: So here it is a UK prisoner has called for
Speaker 1: inmates to be given a sex doll molded um of
Speaker 1: their other half or you know, just whoever, in a
Speaker 1: bid to offset the effects of pent up testosterone in
Speaker 1: the penal system. So there's seventeen years and a man
Speaker 1: named Jack Square's seventeen years. He's serving for drug dealing
Speaker 1: and he feels like his long stretch would be easier
Speaker 1: served with a familiar companion. He's laid out his theory
Speaker 1: in prison publication, explaining that he was inspired by a
Speaker 1: documentary about men living with sex dolls. He said, I
Speaker 1: noticed all these men look very happy and stress free.
Speaker 1: And as the UK doesn't allow contragal visits, sex dolls
Speaker 1: could be used instead um these companies who manufacture um
Speaker 1: doll women. If this idea was taken up, everybody could
Speaker 1: purchase one center phone of their loved one and they
Speaker 1: basically pay for it at their on a spense If
Speaker 1: they can afford it. He says. The trouble is our
Speaker 1: young prisons are filled with men um with testosterone outrages,
Speaker 1: who would give their right arm for passion. There's rape
Speaker 1: going on, violence, and he believes it would alleviate that problem.
Speaker 1: I will say this about the sex doll in prison,
Speaker 1: as long as the private sectors involved and the families
Speaker 1: kind of get the money for that. I don't want
Speaker 1: government sex dolls because I don't know they're taking care
Speaker 1: of them properly. I don't want to be like, and
Speaker 1: here's your sex doll, kid, just throw it in there,
Speaker 1: just like like you get what you get, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't want that ship. It's got
Speaker 1: to be like imagine, no, no, no, no no no. I
Speaker 1: wanted an Asian. I can see somebody saying that ship.
Speaker 1: This one's a dude. You get what you get onto
Speaker 1: our Horror Derve, and our Horror Derve is our segment
Speaker 1: where we give a sex tip, and generally we've been
Speaker 1: tossing it to the guests when we have one. But
Speaker 1: I don't know how what do you mean you want
Speaker 1: me to have a sex tip? Yeah, I told you
Speaker 1: I don't have any sex I will for men. I
Speaker 1: will say for men, I think I've been with women ladies,
Speaker 1: I swear um. I guess for guys in general, I
Speaker 1: will say that from the friends I've talked about, I
Speaker 1: think men underestimate how much I, bliably I know about
Speaker 1: these guys here, they're all staring at me, like what
Speaker 1: the hell you're gonna say about? But about how under
Speaker 1: how undergroom men are? I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: men are so undergroomed, and I think women appreciate that
Speaker 1: because think about a men's crotches, Like a hotel room.
Speaker 1: Would you walk into be like someone's sleeping here already?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You wanted to be a
Speaker 1: clean nice I want to have fun in here. You
Speaker 1: don't want to be like, oh funk. This is like
Speaker 1: a work in progress. The longer the longer you spend
Speaker 1: on there, the longer she'll spend down there. What I
Speaker 1: can conc agree, I'm not gonna lie. And one of
Speaker 1: one of the things you can do, uh, y'all know.
Speaker 1: I So I just got a man escaped kit too
Speaker 1: with the fucking light right so, with the fucking light,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, go ahead, please
Speaker 1: send it, send it to me because this is we've
Speaker 1: talked to actually about this on the show. So I
Speaker 1: told my man. I said, oh, now you're in the
Speaker 1: life to get free gifts because I get free gifts
Speaker 1: all the time. So anyways, we got the man Escaped
Speaker 1: kit and I was like, babe, can I use it
Speaker 1: on you? And he was open to it. So we
Speaker 1: got the shaver and we went into the bedroom. I
Speaker 1: laid down a towel. Yeah, listen you and with the light,
Speaker 1: you know, it was like, just take a sack and
Speaker 1: just really get in there. I shaved his ball perfect,
Speaker 1: and it's so weird because it was down there. Of
Speaker 1: course I saw the hair falling and I was like, babe,
Speaker 1: do you feel it. I didn't hurt you, and it
Speaker 1: was just in the waterproof, didn't hurt him at all.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is cool because I've
Speaker 1: done it when I nicked myself and that's like, sorry
Speaker 1: my point because of the period thing. But right now,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's brutal to say, ladies. I I
Speaker 1: thought I was a barber right so after I wouldn't
Speaker 1: got in my hot howel because that's service. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: then he was like, Babe, that I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I guess he would have preferred a cold one. My
Speaker 1: landscape kit had ball toner. Really, I thought was so cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you tone your ball. I'm gonna be forties soon. My
Speaker 1: balls are like sagging like you want to believe, like
Speaker 1: I gotta lower the water my toilet. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, any hole. But I will say this about it.
Speaker 1: I saw the manscape on Shark Tank when they're pitching
Speaker 1: it shut up. Charles Barkley said no, and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I've never I've never shaved down there and I never will.
Speaker 1: Like Charles has gotta what are you doing? You're an athlete, man,
Speaker 1: That's how richie are we be? Like some girls go
Speaker 1: down there like holy fun, this hard. No, I love
Speaker 1: like a jungle down here is like whatever. I love
Speaker 1: him being groomed. So I got that and my girlfriend
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you get yourself a gift. I go,
Speaker 1: I got you a gift. I also use it in
Speaker 1: the crack too. I go right in the middle too.
Speaker 1: I go right in the middle because I've got a
Speaker 1: bad one. It looks like I'm holding a tale, but
Speaker 1: like it's like I just go right in there clean
Speaker 1: and what my poops have never been a great So
Speaker 1: guys get out. Alright, alright, you do that one more
Speaker 1: time and show them out. So you go down, you
Speaker 1: go under. Look around there it is the light. I
Speaker 1: love the lights. Okay, calm down, the lights light is
Speaker 1: It's so today's episode, uh is all about religion, and
Speaker 1: oddly enough, we don't have Brianda here shout out to
Speaker 1: Bible stories with Britanda. But I felt like this would
Speaker 1: be a really fun episode to dig into together because
Speaker 1: none of us are that religious and I don't think
Speaker 1: that I don't think you can when you're talking about stuff.
Speaker 1: But I watched the movie are the series Unorthodox on Netflix?
Speaker 1: Did you watch Mandy? No? But I just watched Exterminate
Speaker 1: the Brutes? Same ship? What's ah? That was that? History?
Speaker 1: Well Unorthodox? They kind of showed a little bit about
Speaker 1: like the sex, the sex. It was disturbing in that. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I've had a lot of questions about Hasidic Jews
Speaker 1: and sex. And I heard a rumor when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, and some of you know, my father's Israeli
Speaker 1: and I grew up Jewish that they have sex through
Speaker 1: a hole the sheet. Yes, and it is actually a
Speaker 1: widespread myth Um, the talmood is like kind of like
Speaker 1: a tour type of thing, but they mandate that sex
Speaker 1: must be done completely naked, So the myth may originate
Speaker 1: from the Taliit Katan. It's a shawl with four knotted
Speaker 1: strings and it hangs from each corner, and ultra Orthodox
Speaker 1: Jews wear it under their shirts for the entire day.
Speaker 1: The strings hang out the side of their pants sometimes
Speaker 1: you guys may and to make the garment simple, they
Speaker 1: cut a hole in the sheet to put their heads
Speaker 1: through it and then they wear it. So when you
Speaker 1: ever see them with like the strings that are coming down,
Speaker 1: they put their head over it. They wear it like that,
Speaker 1: and so um, they do this because cleanliness is a
Speaker 1: big thing in Judaism, so they washed it all the time,
Speaker 1: and they want to make sure they're clearing themselves from
Speaker 1: other clothing touching them and non Jews and the villages
Speaker 1: would see the sheets hanging from the clothes line with
Speaker 1: a hole in the middle, and so they thought people
Speaker 1: were sucking in them. This episode is going to upset
Speaker 1: a lot of landlords. Why golden, Yeah, but let me
Speaker 1: tell you, you can't do act but I can't do
Speaker 1: because honey, they are located in Bay Redge, and you know,
Speaker 1: there was a guy he showed me my house and
Speaker 1: I knew he was Jewish just from the name Elliott
Speaker 1: Shutting Stewing. And I was like, oh, I'm about to
Speaker 1: not be on my black girl ship. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like I am geel lout to day. I
Speaker 1: get there and I'm like, so if an he saw
Speaker 1: the name, it must have lit up. He must be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah he did. He was like, you're Jewish. Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, and my father is from Israel, but
Speaker 1: he's been a town called Betasheva and it sounds really jewey.
Speaker 1: So whenever I say, they're like, oh, like, I confirmed it,
Speaker 1: give you the discount. Oh my god. So when I
Speaker 1: walk in and they tell me, I already knew I
Speaker 1: was going to take it. And it's funny because everybody
Speaker 1: I sent that link to it was like, this looks
Speaker 1: like ship, but I really did it up. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the thing on the door, if you guys ever seen
Speaker 1: it that's slanted, it's called the little thing on the
Speaker 1: door called my old apartment had where it used to be.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what is this? I didn't know
Speaker 1: what to work. You got to leave it on. It's
Speaker 1: like the Jew luck. But anyway, UM, basically when he
Speaker 1: was because I felt like he would go up on
Speaker 1: the price with me because he knew I owned a business.
Speaker 1: So I was like, um, you know, do you have
Speaker 1: someone who can put the mississa on for me? And
Speaker 1: he's like, yes, yes, I get you, my guy. Like
Speaker 1: I wasn't really trying to like connect, but he's like,
Speaker 1: I know you're a nice girl. I'm gonna work out.
Speaker 1: So the sheet is a myth. Um. Now the traditional
Speaker 1: age from like mary um for boys to twenty five
Speaker 1: and girls anywhere from eighteen to twenty um. But basically
Speaker 1: like with them and love, um, you know, they are
Speaker 1: very sacred about sex. They do not um permit losing
Speaker 1: your virginity before marriage. Um. And there are a few
Speaker 1: rules with menstruation that I thought were really interesting. So
Speaker 1: the Taurus says, and now they did show this, I
Speaker 1: feel like in unorthodox and maybe I just google it.
Speaker 1: But the Taurus says to count seven days of your period.
Speaker 1: Rabbis say to count five days followed by seven days
Speaker 1: of no bleeding to make it twelve. An average woman
Speaker 1: ovulates on you guessed it date twelve. So the mikva
Speaker 1: visits on date twelve um to con concede. That says,
Speaker 1: concede with optimal days to get pregnant. They basically have
Speaker 1: a conversation with the woman about it, and most observant
Speaker 1: women refrain from sex until those twelve days. A lot
Speaker 1: of them don't even have physical contact, not even sleeping
Speaker 1: in the same bed, which is what you saw in
Speaker 1: that thing with their husband and all they're ovulating. It
Speaker 1: was like to build a anticipation, like I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get into the bed, and now a mika is
Speaker 1: like a ritual bath, and so basically it's like it's
Speaker 1: like essentially a jacuzzy. But they recite a blessing and
Speaker 1: they're I guess getting their pussy's ready for babies in there. Man, man,
Speaker 1: crazy rabbis gonna have sex though right not in google
Speaker 1: it yet. No priest can't have sex. That one's wild
Speaker 1: to me. Yo, that's kind of wild to me. That's
Speaker 1: why they're out here doing all that crazy ship all right.
Speaker 1: I wonder if confessions are weird for them. It's like,
Speaker 1: what did you do this to tell me your consents?
Speaker 1: Like I had this orgy? He's like what's that? Like? Hell,
Speaker 1: so another religion with weird sex stuff that we kind
Speaker 1: of don't know about what we kind of do because
Speaker 1: a shout out to t l See and all. The
Speaker 1: sister wife ship is Mormonism. Yeah, I learned about that
Speaker 1: from real ass while I was Salt Lake City. What
Speaker 1: are they story talking on in there? Oh? God? Like
Speaker 1: they don't believe in divorce. You're not supposed to drink liquor.
Speaker 1: I mean, clearly, you can't have any outside. Uh. Like
Speaker 1: the women like once you're with that guy, you're with
Speaker 1: that guy. A lot of the women actually based their
Speaker 1: entire value upon getting married and doing the whole purpose
Speaker 1: of life. That's the purpose of life. And so they
Speaker 1: actually get exiled from the church for doing any of
Speaker 1: the things that come on like I'm going to start
Speaker 1: my own business, like you're babies divorcing, get you completely
Speaker 1: exiled out of the church, which was really right? They
Speaker 1: too right, they believe I think they believe that they
Speaker 1: can have multiple wives. Right, it's wild, but it's only
Speaker 1: recognized under the Mormon Church. No is like it used
Speaker 1: to be. We're gonna get into it that like sister
Speaker 1: wives like nine guys, like they're all hanging out, but
Speaker 1: they're only married to the church. They're not recognized in
Speaker 1: like this country because I think it's illegal instate of Utah.
Speaker 1: But they still kind of do it. But they still
Speaker 1: kind of do. They renounced that practice a while ago. Um,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get into more of the sexuality thing
Speaker 1: because it was sucking crazy. So a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: Manny and I did an episode where I brought up
Speaker 1: this term called soaking, where basically it's a rumor and
Speaker 1: apparently it's real. Mormon's will put them like they'll put
Speaker 1: their dick inside of a vagina, let it. So I've
Speaker 1: heard of this before. They just let it. They just
Speaker 1: hang out like I'm not fucking, I'm just hanging out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my man dig that all the time. Just end up.
Speaker 1: But I just I just can you just lay in me? Huh?
Speaker 1: Like I don't think. I don't know if it doesn't
Speaker 1: doesn't do anything, I mean, bless me, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like there's like those two ends in the morning. Can
Speaker 1: you just lay in me? I asked him to lay
Speaker 1: me between sometimes between rounds. But I'll ask if we're
Speaker 1: just he's just laying me like you're just like the
Speaker 1: one person just lay in me. I just want to
Speaker 1: fill your dick, not moving, but just cut it off
Speaker 1: and take it with her to worship. I think I would.
Speaker 1: I would have it in me right now. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like it's like really intimate, Like really it's intimate.
Speaker 1: I sent him lunch money one day, like like I
Speaker 1: don't know who I am. So he's just like laying
Speaker 1: on top you or you're like side by side, you're
Speaker 1: on top and you're just like hanging away. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: want them behind my ass and I'll just be like
Speaker 1: you just checking. Yes, we're checking. Literally, I'm on Twitter
Speaker 1: scrolling and he's just laying at me because I just
Speaker 1: want to cuddle. But the hood Healers said postpartum isn't
Speaker 1: really no, but just lay it just just late like Megatron,
Speaker 1: you like come together. Yes, and we're not called Bumblebee,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna come up with another with another name.
Speaker 1: And he's like, I got to the bathroom, cool, wipe up,
Speaker 1: get back in here. You know you got bumblebeing buttercu
Speaker 1: so mormonism and sexuality, this ship is kind of budding crazy. Damn.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of man. We should do this for fact,
Speaker 1: like right, but it was sexuality. So I really wanted
Speaker 1: to do it on Horrible because I feel like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, we've discussed like different rituals on this show
Speaker 1: on Horrible, decisions about different countries and rituals during sex
Speaker 1: and things like that. For particularly with certain religions, I
Speaker 1: feel like we've all heard rumors and things like that,
Speaker 1: and Mormonism I've seen so much on TV LAS, So
Speaker 1: we had to do it. Now. Here's how they feel
Speaker 1: about masturbation. Yes, church leaders have taught members that they
Speaker 1: should not masturbate as part of obedience to the Law
Speaker 1: of chastity because they teach LDS. Church UM teaches the
Speaker 1: Law of chastity because it's a code of morality and modesty,
Speaker 1: and under that they're supposed to be morally clean in
Speaker 1: their thoughts, words, and actions, no pornography. And violations of
Speaker 1: the code include adultery, being without natural affection, lustfulness and constance, infidelity,
Speaker 1: filthy communications, and purity. Filthy communications. I mean, that's that's
Speaker 1: filthy communications. If we ever start I like that, that's
Speaker 1: that's kind of hot. What are you trying to do tonight? Communications? UM, like,
Speaker 1: they are also including all sexual relations including petting, sex, perversion,
Speaker 1: and pre occupation with sex, and ones that won't you
Speaker 1: have any hint of it. You can't be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know your top looks great, like you know what's
Speaker 1: in the tops? Tits? You want to talk me like?
Speaker 1: I swear. Now, the members are expected to keep this up,
Speaker 1: and so basically with masturbation, they um they have a
Speaker 1: guide proving that you can stop masturbating. In the nineteen
Speaker 1: seventies that came out and they had another youth pamphlet
Speaker 1: where the Lord with states the lords specifically freaking masturbation,
Speaker 1: and then another two editions that has statements forbidding anything
Speaker 1: that arouses sexual feelings of your own body. Was it
Speaker 1: like pictures in this pamp like just some kid jerking
Speaker 1: off and God's like, what are you doing? You know
Speaker 1: exactly what I got him look like. Now, as far
Speaker 1: as kissing, church leaders have stated that outside of marriage,
Speaker 1: passionate kisses um defined as more intense and lasting longer
Speaker 1: than a brief kiss, and prolonged kisses are not allowed either.
Speaker 1: They are off limits now. Their church president and Spencer
Speaker 1: Kimball called the soul kiss an abomination and it leads
Speaker 1: to legitimate baby. So wild all about control. I want
Speaker 1: to control your thoughts, even the dirtiest ones. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's filthy communication. Now, even when you're dating, it says
Speaker 1: a time for a kiss should be clean, decent, sexless
Speaker 1: one like the kiss between a mother and the sun.
Speaker 1: And he sayd that kissing during casual dating is asking
Speaker 1: for trouble, and kisses should be not handed out like pretzels.
Speaker 1: Physical expressions of romantic feelings between unmarried people should be
Speaker 1: kept to those that are comfortable in the presence of
Speaker 1: your parents. What do they feel like when they see
Speaker 1: when they see p d A, they must be like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is going on? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: was just thinking that two couples are young. He's like
Speaker 1: knuckle knuckles deep inside over here. They must be like anysm.
Speaker 1: They might come no, but you know what I was
Speaker 1: thinking about. UM. We had James on one of my
Speaker 1: friends UM some years ago, and James talked about how
Speaker 1: his mom made him cut out like or his mom
Speaker 1: cut out boobs in newspaper, and how he had kissed
Speaker 1: his wife. I think he kissed her before the altar,
Speaker 1: but like they were supposed to kiss on their wedding day.
Speaker 1: There was like an old baseball player that was Mormon,
Speaker 1: and he, uh, he wouldn't keep his shirt on when
Speaker 1: when like uh uh, broadcasters came in, like like a
Speaker 1: female interviewers, She's like, so, how was the game today?
Speaker 1: He would make sure he had his shirt. He would
Speaker 1: not let them seem without a shirt. Yeah, he would
Speaker 1: just be he was that religious. He's like, no, you
Speaker 1: can't have me like seeing my flesh that only men
Speaker 1: can as a wild You're like in a prison in
Speaker 1: your mind because you're punishing yourself for any sexual thought
Speaker 1: and human beings that probably can't control a lot of
Speaker 1: the urges to even just look. We we like what
Speaker 1: we like, like, we can't help our eyes on those things.
Speaker 1: And so for you to look at a woman and
Speaker 1: just automatically feel like you're sinning has to be like
Speaker 1: you you're you literally are in prison. It must be.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the fetishes are big in that community,
Speaker 1: because it's it's like that loophole that look like more
Speaker 1: guys like look at her feet. No, I just think
Speaker 1: they're nice. That's a really really good connection. I didn't
Speaker 1: think that nice knees, you know what I mean? They
Speaker 1: probably really have become around the other parts of the body.
Speaker 1: That's ah, God, it's only her knees. You can't knees now,
Speaker 1: This one is hilarious. In the early nineteen eighties, the
Speaker 1: church explicitly banned oral sex even if you're married, it's
Speaker 1: unnatural impure. No. Just this early nineteen eighties, which recollected
Speaker 1: burbiage for sexual misconduct in the church. Church is general
Speaker 1: handbills and eight two a Latter day Saints Mormon church.
Speaker 1: They just figured it out. They got a follow up
Speaker 1: letter in two that stated that they received complaints of
Speaker 1: church leaders inappropriate delving into sensitive matters with explicit questions,
Speaker 1: but basically they would ask people about their married relations
Speaker 1: in The oral sex band was never removed or modified,
Speaker 1: but basically it hasn't been brought up as much over
Speaker 1: the years. They call it oral love making as a
Speaker 1: degrading perversion. Wow, so they like that they banned blowing in. Wow,
Speaker 1: that must be like they must be like feel like, hey,
Speaker 1: you can go down on me like it's in the
Speaker 1: nineteen rolls around have that law and like funk, it's
Speaker 1: like that took away booze or something asking for oral
Speaker 1: love making. I love that and that is it. We
Speaker 1: are sick that makes love with you orally like like
Speaker 1: oral love make it. It's not way better than him.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't even know where he came from. Oh,
Speaker 1: when you're wait your head, A man definitely came up
Speaker 1: with that, for sure, what give me something? It's it's
Speaker 1: like the most basic things like that about how where
Speaker 1: did it come from? Ludicrous? Uh No, he didn't come
Speaker 1: up with He not come up with. Okay, this one
Speaker 1: I find hilarious. Blown't even talk about that sounds like
Speaker 1: the word sounds awful, sounds don't you blow me? Lady?
Speaker 1: That sounds like terrible. But you're also not doing the
Speaker 1: acts of blowing, so like, yeah, that's right, you're not
Speaker 1: doing that with a day because her mouth looks like
Speaker 1: maybe the guy came up with blowing had the smallest dick.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, it's like you're blowing me like kind
Speaker 1: of now that you think about it, no one blows this.
Speaker 1: They like, oh he was a little Oh the nigga
Speaker 1: was that blow me? He really wanted to come up
Speaker 1: with something else for whistle? Yeah, because while that is
Speaker 1: that what that man give head? Why are you really
Speaker 1: remember that old song in the nineties, the ones don't
Speaker 1: know Small dick Man. Remember that movie Don't Want No
Speaker 1: Small dick Man? Remember that song? Do you remember that song? Don'
Speaker 1: don't know? I do not. Don't you don't know that song?
Speaker 1: Hold on? So I don't want no short shake man,
Speaker 1: That's what it was. Yeah, you should be This sounds
Speaker 1: like music the club mix. Talk over it. This is
Speaker 1: like copy right it. Hey, I don't want no shorty.
Speaker 1: Where's your boys? Yeah? They another track? I don't know, Hey,
Speaker 1: turn it off, turn it off, short man. Sorry? Fine, anyway,
Speaker 1: it was like a club banger back in the day.
Speaker 1: I would love to go outside and saying this on
Speaker 1: all summer, I don't want no short date me and
Speaker 1: all right, sexual orientation now get ready to get your
Speaker 1: minds blown. No fun. The church recognizes and welcomes gays
Speaker 1: and lesbians and members as members. Recently, right, wasn't it
Speaker 1: just recently? They didn't put the date, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so. Under the condition that they attempt to live
Speaker 1: in the church's moral code, they teach that homosexual feelings,
Speaker 1: as distinct from behavior, may sometimes seem to be something
Speaker 1: you're born with, and although they may be unwanted. They
Speaker 1: can and should be controlled. So you can bring your
Speaker 1: gay ass in here, just don't suck a day. I
Speaker 1: think that's all money that the church is not allowing them.
Speaker 1: The churches like we're running low on money letting the gays.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm telling you, it's all all money.
Speaker 1: I think it's donations and families have money, and I'm
Speaker 1: not just like a family rich family has a gay son.
Speaker 1: Was like, I don't want to do this, and then
Speaker 1: like my kids. They don't like my kids. I think
Speaker 1: it's about money. Man. That sounds like they don't believe
Speaker 1: in gay marriage, saying but you can come in without
Speaker 1: ramification that you can put a dick in your mouth,
Speaker 1: but not a ring on that finger, all right, Like
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just don't know Mormonism
Speaker 1: and polygamy, okay, plural marriage. There's so many fucking shows
Speaker 1: out right now. Okay. I was telling Mandy the ship
Speaker 1: earlier Doe, So fire Seeking Sister Wife is my new ship.
Speaker 1: We have to do a cinema on this, Mandy, please,
Speaker 1: what I'm telling you it is probably documentary fiance. It's
Speaker 1: a series. It's a show where basically there's already a
Speaker 1: marriage and someone is looking for a second or a
Speaker 1: third or whatever. One of the recent ones, the reverse Bachelor,
Speaker 1: he's already get all the chicks and what's a new
Speaker 1: one in? Is that what it is? Yeah? Kind of.
Speaker 1: They got two black couples on there, one of them
Speaker 1: richest buck. One is like a security guard. He's a
Speaker 1: hot mess. But anyway, the couple that really is blowing
Speaker 1: my mind is a white couple. They've been together thirteen
Speaker 1: years and they decided that they want to open their
Speaker 1: make their family larger. So he meets his Brazilian girl,
Speaker 1: who's pretty as fat. They go meet second day. He
Speaker 1: proposed it to this tour. Now the wife says, well,
Speaker 1: we said unless there's a commitment made, he can't have sex.
Speaker 1: And so suddenly you just put a ring on that
Speaker 1: motherfucking fatass. I didn't say fatassing have already already just
Speaker 1: want they She lives in Brazil, which means it's very
Speaker 1: hard for her to come over. She can only come
Speaker 1: over if they get married. And in order to marry her,
Speaker 1: he has to divorce his wife of thirteen years and
Speaker 1: tlcs PA make it legal. She can't come here unless
Speaker 1: they're married. K one visa stay legally, so he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta make room, so I gotta divorce my wife.
Speaker 1: Hold up every three months the way the wife is
Speaker 1: like this, um, you know, and we're just let me
Speaker 1: see how they was in because you know how they've
Speaker 1: been trying to do the interviews because look like they're
Speaker 1: in love. And you know, he was intimate with her.
Speaker 1: He was and I felt some feelings jealousy. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: but she's my sister too, and I have to get
Speaker 1: over that because that's what God wanted. Does this lady,
Speaker 1: do you think that, like even the way that's made,
Speaker 1: like if she was like that, do you feel like
Speaker 1: any of them are like the beginning of some sort
Speaker 1: of cults. That's very culty for for it to be
Speaker 1: like that, for her wife to be that brainwashed, it's
Speaker 1: for us, it's for the for her, I agree, I
Speaker 1: feel like it's brainwashing. Now the Black family, Okay, they
Speaker 1: already be on the hose type ship. Low key. She
Speaker 1: they live in Atlanta, lit house. Now they want in
Speaker 1: l a. She wears this like little thing in the middle,
Speaker 1: like the third eye, and she was yeah, but like
Speaker 1: more like the hood healer. So they start up and
Speaker 1: they were like, we are not doing this for religion.
Speaker 1: We are doing this for spirituality. They are plant based,
Speaker 1: alkaline heavy. Okay. They all the kids got dreads and
Speaker 1: so do they and it's like they are are some
Speaker 1: real wolf ship. Dude. It's so funny. Are they good
Speaker 1: looking couples? Yeah? Not all of them, not all of them,
Speaker 1: but I would say yeah, some of them. Um. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the best part about you finding out they need to
Speaker 1: get divorced. They finally do a face time with their
Speaker 1: sister I have, who uh doesn't speak English. So now
Speaker 1: they're holding a phone to talk to their sister wife
Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, I mean you hold their phone,
Speaker 1: say something to her, hold it to the spacetime so
Speaker 1: she can understand what they're saying. Bro, that's how much
Speaker 1: pussy rules this world. He's going to divorce his wife
Speaker 1: of thirteen years FaceTime. He's like, hold on love. She's
Speaker 1: like okay, because he gotta translated on the other end. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she the heart is a brainwash someone who doesn't speak
Speaker 1: your language. That's hard. I was about to say, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm wondering. Why the wife is brainwashed? Maybe maybe
Speaker 1: she needed a house to know, you gotta see the man.
Speaker 1: It's sucking. That's that's Colt, Like, I mean, we would
Speaker 1: you be a sister wife, bitch, I'm asking no, I
Speaker 1: would be in a threatle. What's the difference besides the marriage.
Speaker 1: So polygamy in itself is really when the man has
Speaker 1: the relationship with the women and there's not Their separate
Speaker 1: beds are separate omans. You're you're not really sharing each other.
Speaker 1: To me, um, I could only be attracted in that
Speaker 1: instance is if I had a connection with that woman
Speaker 1: and romantically, then I wouldn't feel everyone's having a good
Speaker 1: time this playing me. One guy leads everything, and then
Speaker 1: when everyone gets a turn with this guy, there's kind
Speaker 1: of play gunny, which we'll get into, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to make mention that if any of you guys
Speaker 1: watched the third season and you can jump into it
Speaker 1: if you want to skip around. But this Nick gets
Speaker 1: on and basically he's like, you know, I am the
Speaker 1: king of the house and I do have my queens,
Speaker 1: but right now Kelly ain't acting like the queen that
Speaker 1: she's supposed to be. She had an attitude and then
Speaker 1: him and his wife point in the closet. They were like,
Speaker 1: why is she acting like that? These guys a feature
Speaker 1: and does coaching and training on the size money. How
Speaker 1: do you even pay for all these women? How do
Speaker 1: you pay for everything? Everyone's hungry. They'll they'll dress the
Speaker 1: same though, don't they They share clothes, they have to
Speaker 1: be the same. And he's kind of look and they
Speaker 1: brought a girl from South Africa. They flew her in
Speaker 1: and they're like, we got a girlfriend. We're dating her now.
Speaker 1: But listen, last season the wife was basically like they
Speaker 1: fell in love with someone. They ended up marrying her.
Speaker 1: And she was like, Okay, now that you guys are
Speaker 1: ready to have sex, you have to go on a
Speaker 1: diet of alkaline for twenty one days so that your
Speaker 1: pH can match my pH and then you can get
Speaker 1: some dick. So she was like, I've never done anything
Speaker 1: like this just to have sex, But here we go.
Speaker 1: I don't think. Maybe you don't have to be rich.
Speaker 1: And here's why, because you already brainwashed them because they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't want to share a dress. You're sharing me. Like,
Speaker 1: I guess you're right, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They're all super brainwashed, so you
Speaker 1: don't need to be rich, you just need to have
Speaker 1: mine control of these women, which is insane. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep you safe. She's going to take
Speaker 1: some of the duties away from you. And part of
Speaker 1: it what it is. It's just I feel sorry with
Speaker 1: the women because they have probably a data one of
Speaker 1: sense of belonging. I'm part of the family. They probably
Speaker 1: lost her wayward. They're just like I'm part of this house.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm part of something, and then this
Speaker 1: guy takes advantage of and like, yeah, you're also part
Speaker 1: of here. I don't know how it religinated. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say much about how it originated because I've
Speaker 1: learned some things from watching his Sister Wives or whatever
Speaker 1: on different shows and ship. But people that do this,
Speaker 1: I believe back in the day, they've talked about instances
Speaker 1: where like, if you were rich enough, you had multiple wives,
Speaker 1: so you could take care of these women, you know,
Speaker 1: have a plural marriage. But as far as it comes
Speaker 1: to the Mormons and the LDS Church, they actually denounced
Speaker 1: it in eighteen ninety UM, but there's various denominations of it,
Speaker 1: where there are certain churches you can go into and practice,
Speaker 1: but not all of them. Right. So like even in
Speaker 1: the documentary I mean docuseries I guess you're watching, Like
Speaker 1: they'll talk about how they can't go to a certain
Speaker 1: church and they have to one couple has to worship
Speaker 1: at home because they can't go in their church, even
Speaker 1: though they're doing it to honor God. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Mormons in Mexico. Here's why because
Speaker 1: a lot of American Mormons like a polygamus story. A
Speaker 1: lot of Polygamus in Mexico because that are American, because
Speaker 1: they all would like it's illegal here. They went to
Speaker 1: Mexico and there's like a border town where there's a
Speaker 1: whole gated community full of Polygamus. And Mitt Romney, who
Speaker 1: ran against Barack Obama in the election. His father, he
Speaker 1: was more his father was born in Mexico in one
Speaker 1: of these communes. Wow. So they're all like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know he's uh, I think he might be Muslim. Bro,
Speaker 1: you got like a Muslim, polygamous fucking grand kid here,
Speaker 1: Like what you're talking about. They were so obset with
Speaker 1: Thebama and Muslims, Like what are you talking about? So
Speaker 1: other weird religious staff things with sex, public masturbation, ceremonies.
Speaker 1: Ceremonies an't. In Egypt, they believe the ebb and flow
Speaker 1: of the Nile was was caused by the god of
Speaker 1: their creation's ejaculation and thus jerks off in the river.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Doesn't stream the opposite way?
Speaker 1: I don't know, bit something. It does something because I
Speaker 1: learned about it when we was doing like what we
Speaker 1: were doing the pyramids and stuff in school. It was
Speaker 1: learning the hieroglyphics. And I don't know why we were
Speaker 1: learning this stuff. We were we learned about mummies. We like,
Speaker 1: there's a part in grade school where you actually learned
Speaker 1: about special and the Nile river. Maybe it's the longest
Speaker 1: in the world the world. It flowed different. The Nile
Speaker 1: is special somehow? What did do? Why is it unique
Speaker 1: longest river in the world? I knew it special? So
Speaker 1: explain the jerking off? So they would ritually masturbate into
Speaker 1: the Nile to ensure the wealth of water for cross
Speaker 1: you jerk off in the water, guys and Egyptian fial
Speaker 1: it's got a light. During the ritual festival of the
Speaker 1: god Men in Egypt, who represented the pharaoh's sexual power
Speaker 1: men would regularly masturbate in public into the river because
Speaker 1: God created it with his ejaculation, they thought, and so
Speaker 1: they wanted to keep So guys are just on the
Speaker 1: edge of the river, just jerking off and if you
Speaker 1: miss your like, give me about half an hour and
Speaker 1: I'll come back. Isn't that nasty? That's weird. Imagine what's
Speaker 1: in our waters? Probably the same thing I finished, but
Speaker 1: I do like I like swallowing jizz. Anyways, now, um,
Speaker 1: this one's pretty weird. Near Ireland and in his bag,
Speaker 1: people make love with their undern wear on basically like
Speaker 1: dry humping. They're so sexually repressed they don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to have sex that even deer sexual And of course
Speaker 1: they want you to just like be like you have
Speaker 1: to pull it to the side, you have to put
Speaker 1: it right back on what in Ireland like back off
Speaker 1: the coast called in his bag. You can tell a
Speaker 1: lot about people's sexual preference by their food. A lot
Speaker 1: of potatoes, no spices. You guys fun bad probably, do
Speaker 1: you think so? Like the UK you got a fund
Speaker 1: to English Jude Mandy No, no, but you talked to
Speaker 1: cribbing a guy though, right, that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of spices they do. What Like
Speaker 1: I sucked the Jamaican guys. I'm training guys like they're fun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but they're bla. That's why I think of English,
Speaker 1: I think of white. The oscars I had not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they shoved it like I've never sucked a guy with
Speaker 1: an English accent even. Yeah, I'm surprised. So you gotta
Speaker 1: get into gett. Yeah, and now they're doing it a
Speaker 1: little smoke music. Yeah, I really haven't. They're popping, bitch.
Speaker 1: I really haven't get you in English because that counts
Speaker 1: in New York. It's hard because if there's so many
Speaker 1: European people floating around French anything. Now, I mean I
Speaker 1: had an African spoke French. Okay, close, we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 1: Technically they were colonized by the French. So yeah, I've
Speaker 1: had any foreign accent, a slide from the Caribbean, um,
Speaker 1: a foreign accent. I mean I had a nigger from
Speaker 1: New Orleans one time. It was crazy, but no foreign.
Speaker 1: I did have a guy. He was German, but German
Speaker 1: and black. I don't know if we'll give it to you.
Speaker 1: He Yeah, he definitely had a German that's hot, like Mandy,
Speaker 1: he would come to bed let me. I don't know, Mandy,
Speaker 1: can I use that scottishirt? That's what I'm doing. No,
Speaker 1: it has like some fucking no, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: happen German that is that's the one that I had like,
Speaker 1: not the one that wasn't me. It didn't sound that.
Speaker 1: It didn't sound like that. Let me tell you about
Speaker 1: Germany after Jerry accent. Okay, And I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do that because we respect. I definitely can't do that, okay. Okay,
Speaker 1: so now we are going to you did nippolie. That's
Speaker 1: really good? Am I rhind you? Thank you? I can
Speaker 1: laugh at it. I can't do it. Okay. That's that's
Speaker 1: maybe accurate. I'm not sure. Okay, that police trying about
Speaker 1: two more Their brothers share one woman. Uh and this
Speaker 1: is in Nepal basically because all of the brothers will
Speaker 1: share with one woman so they don't have too many children.
Speaker 1: Um outside of like their farmland, like they want to
Speaker 1: basically keep it local. Yeah, shop local. Wow. I like
Speaker 1: that to keep it in even in the fams. And
Speaker 1: the last one that I thought was kind of wild.
Speaker 1: It was very sinful to not have sex. In Greek history,
Speaker 1: um and there are accounts of a form of worship
Speaker 1: for the goddess Aphrodite that basically condemned a woman if
Speaker 1: they weren't offering themselves up to people, and the ritual
Speaker 1: would proceed as follows. The woman would arrive at a
Speaker 1: temple wait for the first man to cast a coin
Speaker 1: in her Lapably. We talked about this on Patreon ones
Speaker 1: um the amount was irrelevant, but they'd have to speak
Speaker 1: sacred words when that was done. And whoever the man was,
Speaker 1: whether a king, whether shepherd, old man, they were obligated
Speaker 1: to have sex with them, and refusing was a sin
Speaker 1: because the money given to her was given to the temple.
Speaker 1: So wild, this archaic view of sex, like it's like
Speaker 1: not even like a thing, it's such like no, just something.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, it's wild. I know, maybe
Speaker 1: it is. They separated from their from their soul. It's
Speaker 1: like this is something I just did for money or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then now I'm blush like I'm I'm someone else.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean there's a lot of there's a
Speaker 1: lot of ways that I mean, there's a lot of hypocrisy.
Speaker 1: I think just when it comes to all religions, not
Speaker 1: even more religious specifically, especially like the Catholic priest thing,
Speaker 1: they're just like, you know, we're this, and then they
Speaker 1: do bad stuff like oh you know, well he's he
Speaker 1: were working on it, like they're always there's constant like nothing.
Speaker 1: No system is perfect, regardless of government or religious institution,
Speaker 1: and people a human beings were flawed and we have
Speaker 1: desires to suppress that to me, is I mean, you're
Speaker 1: just you know it'd be gay. Just don't anybody if
Speaker 1: you're in the latter day stage. Yeah, alright, the whole
Speaker 1: mail his cousin is this the subject? His cousin is
Speaker 1: the subject? Male. Hey, ladies, I love your show. I'm
Speaker 1: almost caught up on all the episodes. I love Mondays
Speaker 1: because of you. And here is my question. My best
Speaker 1: friend is a guy, and we've never done anything sexual
Speaker 1: or had feelings for each other. About two years ago,
Speaker 1: I started sucking his cousin on and off for about
Speaker 1: a year, but we don't talk anymore or have sex.
Speaker 1: Her and the cousin, she's saying fast forward. My best
Speaker 1: friends now told me he's always had feelings for me
Speaker 1: and wants to see if it could actually work out,
Speaker 1: and I'm not sure what to do. I don't want
Speaker 1: to come in between family and ruin a friendship. But
Speaker 1: I heard is Dick is good? Would it be wrong
Speaker 1: to start dating and fucking? I need some horrible advice. PS,
Speaker 1: Wheezy is my spirit animal. Well, so what do y'all
Speaker 1: mean when you say that I need you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like the second one I know, like, literally had
Speaker 1: one a few weeks ago. Now, if you fux somebody's
Speaker 1: cousin and you fucked him years ago, would you tell
Speaker 1: that person? I would one's family I lived half bitch,
Speaker 1: Because if you say you just try to be sneaky
Speaker 1: and you now you're best friend, realistically, what if you
Speaker 1: really start growing feelings for him, You're really in love
Speaker 1: with this man, and then you got to go to
Speaker 1: the barbecue and the cousin come bro and he finds
Speaker 1: out that way, you could literally miss out on a
Speaker 1: blessing by not telling him up front, because it could
Speaker 1: be something that he would be fine with. But you
Speaker 1: can't blindside a nigga when you fucked any of his friends,
Speaker 1: like I think anybody, even when it's friends anything. A
Speaker 1: matter of fact, my first real serious boyfriend. I broke
Speaker 1: up with him because he cheated on me with this girl.
Speaker 1: The girl ended up being the sister of the woman
Speaker 1: he's still married to this day. Wow. I'm always amazed
Speaker 1: when people are willing to invest so much time and
Speaker 1: then oh, by the way, this could ruin everything. Here
Speaker 1: you go, it's been a year later, Like, just say
Speaker 1: it up front. You gotta say it up front, you
Speaker 1: say that's all. It's like, I need this person to
Speaker 1: want me like me. I don't wanna. I don't want
Speaker 1: to ruin it. It's like, no, but you're ruining them
Speaker 1: if you don't tell them because I have to make
Speaker 1: a horrible decision. Sorry guys, but you have to make
Speaker 1: a decision where it's like, oh, my cousin, we're a
Speaker 1: year in, I have to dump you. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to know what I'm saying, Like I wouldn't have broken,
Speaker 1: Like I wish you would have gave me this information.
Speaker 1: It really is your best friend. Be a decent person
Speaker 1: and just tell him. I know how you guys feel
Speaker 1: though about good dick, because like I'm saying, I'd sacrifice
Speaker 1: a lot. She only heard it was good. That still
Speaker 1: don't mean it was good because what's good to you
Speaker 1: might not be good to me. So the fact that
Speaker 1: she heard his dick was good. Bro, if you want
Speaker 1: to find out if the dick is good honestly and
Speaker 1: you don't know where it could go, if he wants
Speaker 1: to take a step further from your friendship to something
Speaker 1: more intimate, like this could be something he doesn't care about,
Speaker 1: because if if you like him and now he may
Speaker 1: have those same feelings for you, Like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of things that he would appreciate coming from you as
Speaker 1: a friend. There needs to be like an underground Yelp
Speaker 1: review for penis for women for guys because it don't
Speaker 1: matter because still what's good to her and be good
Speaker 1: to meet ain't will be good to the next. But
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna front. It's still if someone's bad in bed,
Speaker 1: they're generally really bad and bed for everybody though. That's
Speaker 1: true men, yeah, but then you have your back that
Speaker 1: may have bad night. I still want to okay size
Speaker 1: at least, but some women aren't size queens, which would
Speaker 1: help the dick. Facts. You can't fake height, you can't
Speaker 1: fake size, so if he's big, he's big, and then
Speaker 1: tall guys stands up. That's cool. All right, let's tell
Speaker 1: everybody where to find Oh, I guess us, they find
Speaker 1: you check us out on for fact sake, Every Tuesday,
Speaker 1: Eddie and I do deep dives on random mass topics. Um,
Speaker 1: what do we have coming up? And we did an
Speaker 1: episode with Charlotta on parenting or no sorry, New York,
Speaker 1: New York, Cuba Olympics. What else do you do? Everything?
Speaker 1: Random topics of Google effects? You don't have to. We've
Speaker 1: done weed, We've done like the gas stations, We've done
Speaker 1: every weird topic and we get suggested from the audience.
Speaker 1: So give us a suggestion on Apple, Apple, Podcast, slash
Speaker 1: iTunes and we might do your top Somebody was like,
Speaker 1: do black stereotypes. I'm like, you don't really want Well,
Speaker 1: this is going to be a solo episode. Yeah, we didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't laugh. We did Black Inventors. We did the
Speaker 1: Black Inventers was great stuff that we've really invented some
Speaker 1: wild traffic video games? What black man created the first
Speaker 1: video game? Like like, oh yeah, I think that created
Speaker 1: the interface actually or something. And he didn't even get
Speaker 1: paid for it. Yeah, what else was it? That? Traffic
Speaker 1: light was great? Traffic one was my favorite because I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, I mean like like you know, you
Speaker 1: got peanut butter. Peanut butter is a big one. Peanut butter.
Speaker 1: Everybody some peanut butter. There's something with the phone receiver
Speaker 1: that black man electricity to write the electricity the fire
Speaker 1: heater woman black woman? Yeah, okay in New York. She
Speaker 1: did come up with it. Damn. That was a lot
Speaker 1: of the camera system in New York was for like
Speaker 1: your concierge and the I think they came up with
Speaker 1: a woman too. Damn, that's black. We gotta do la
Speaker 1: history for your people, from people. It's only half of
Speaker 1: your people. What would be good it? What would you
Speaker 1: want as your topic that you like? Sports? Really interesting
Speaker 1: like that sports um st in Vinegard Chips. I love chips.
Speaker 1: Chips also, just so many chips. Did black people make
Speaker 1: the potato chip? What was the potato chip thing? Something
Speaker 1: did happen with a potato chip? I think they did?
Speaker 1: Or was it how the potato chip was made? Was
Speaker 1: on accident or something? Oh something like that. I gotta
Speaker 1: look again. It was supposed to be a French fry.
Speaker 1: I think we did an episode of food. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got some of it, like tribes do it, and that's
Speaker 1: why I said, I used a lot of Howard glyphics
Speaker 1: and ship. That's kind of the same thing. People want
Speaker 1: so much Greek mythology. Ship from everybody asked I love
Speaker 1: gods and goddesses that used to be that used the
Speaker 1: first influencer that used to really be my thing about seriously,
Speaker 1: the first employers, like what did he do? You know? Like, wow,
Speaker 1: we just celebrities sex tapes the other day. Bro, there's
Speaker 1: Colin Farrell in his sex tapes a lot. So Colin
Speaker 1: Farrell sucked the Blackground his sex tape, but we had
Speaker 1: watched it and he was like, oh, this is my
Speaker 1: breakfast launch and dan Or right here and talked about
Speaker 1: her pussy. No I know. He had a second bitch,
Speaker 1: Tanya Harding. Do you know who that is? And she
Speaker 1: wasn't getting good good Colin Farrell. He was like bald
Speaker 1: for this role and yeah, it looks like a dick.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, there were some good ones. It's just
Speaker 1: weird because like, I don't know, I love googling and
Speaker 1: talking about dumb ship and sometimes on Patreon, Mandy and
Speaker 1: I get loose and we get to enjoy and ship
Speaker 1: like that. But you know, we really have to honor
Speaker 1: the guests. We have a lot and give them what
Speaker 1: they deserve, which you know, figuring out about their story
Speaker 1: and what kings are into and the second are into.
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, this was great. We google a
Speaker 1: lot of weird wild stuff and come to religion. I
Speaker 1: had to because I didn't want you guys to get offended. No,
Speaker 1: it's great, but um yeah check us out and um yeah,
Speaker 1: Mandy has a show on Tuesdays too. Yep, y'all can
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Speaker 1: guys with a five minute bonus clip every time, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that again today, so stay tuned for that.
Speaker 1: And again, thank you Eddie for joining us, Thank you
Speaker 1: for having me. And this has been he had another
Speaker 1: episode of horrible Decisions. Fine, fine, it's bonus, bitch. God
Speaker 1: damn that ship was sitting there for a minute. Everybody,
Speaker 1: we stopped fighting. We're back, bitches. I do want to
Speaker 1: thank first off, all of the patrons. Uh not only
Speaker 1: for like y'all's continue support. A lot of y'all were like,
Speaker 1: you know what, whatever it needs because we hate it
Speaker 1: when y'all is arguing, because that fucking content be trash.
Speaker 1: So take all the time you need and I just
Speaker 1: appreciate all of you guys for your well whisches, your support,
Speaker 1: UM and rocking with us y'all. Honestly, like, UM, I
Speaker 1: wanted to post it like a week before, and I
Speaker 1: was like, let me give it time. And I also
Speaker 1: didn't want to piss Mandy off if I you know,
Speaker 1: did it without telling her. But it's weird because I mean,
Speaker 1: we could be we could be as open as you want.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you want to tiptoe around this,
Speaker 1: but I'm I think we've and just so y'all know too,
Speaker 1: We've had we've went through therapy. We understand our levels
Speaker 1: of miscommunication, and we know when we really was communicated.
Speaker 1: We did we oh no, we don't have to talk
Speaker 1: about the people, but but just oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we are. For one, I'm really glad that you know,
Speaker 1: we were able to say that. I think it was
Speaker 1: super honest and like not like we'd be trying to
Speaker 1: hide when we be fighting, because we don't hide it.
Speaker 1: But it's more just like it just felt different and
Speaker 1: I felt violated. You felt violated like we and I'm
Speaker 1: just happy we were both wrong. But I think something
Speaker 1: really cool that UM the coach, life coach, not therapist.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. She said, was like, you know,
Speaker 1: you guys both have each other's best interest, Like the
Speaker 1: brand is still the brand, like basically saying, like why
Speaker 1: are we looking at each other like the other one
Speaker 1: is trying to suck the one other one over all
Speaker 1: the time. I think that's a good point, you know,
Speaker 1: like Charlotte Magne said to me months ago, like no
Speaker 1: one's bigger than the brand. Always think about the brand
Speaker 1: and keeping the brands in the forefront of your mind
Speaker 1: when you get angry with each other. And it was
Speaker 1: when we fought last time, when we was on Twitter
Speaker 1: and he was like, y'all keep doing this. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you and Mandy don't and look at this please,
Speaker 1: Like everybody says that to us, but I will say this,
Speaker 1: it's not easy, dog. Like you know yesterday when we
Speaker 1: were doing BTS or whatever, you guys will see it.
Speaker 1: Soon Mandy left the studio and I actually had to
Speaker 1: work in the studio and Alex and I had to
Speaker 1: have a meeting. And one of the things he said
Speaker 1: in the meeting was like I don't even know if
Speaker 1: it was on camera, but he was like Mandy and Wheezy.
Speaker 1: Have you've been around them? They are alpha females. And
Speaker 1: he was like, and they are different without each other
Speaker 1: because they're so alpha when they're together. And I think
Speaker 1: that's true. I think I'm the same. I'm the same
Speaker 1: all the mock time. No, you're not. People even even
Speaker 1: your friends be like, I don't know why I can
Speaker 1: like that with YOUO, but my friends do the same
Speaker 1: to me. They'd be like, Mandy makes you get so tense,
Speaker 1: and y'all get so But I think that there's one
Speaker 1: thing about us that I've learned, especially watching this whole
Speaker 1: ordeal happened, that people want us to talk about. Boy,
Speaker 1: we think about that bag, butch And when I say
Speaker 1: think about the bag, I mean in the future, not
Speaker 1: just saying we're doing this, you know, to push forward
Speaker 1: through the money. But we think about business before it happens.
Speaker 1: And I think we're very fortunate to have both brought
Speaker 1: those minds together in terms of money, I mean, but
Speaker 1: outside of outside of money, what the thing that always
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, of course, but the thing that
Speaker 1: always gets brought up, whether we're talking to legal counsel,
Speaker 1: whether we're talking to therapists or life coaches. Um. The
Speaker 1: one thing that is literally also always iterated in those
Speaker 1: conversations is that this brand now is bigger than the
Speaker 1: both of us. Um. When you guys right in the
Speaker 1: emails and especially when we're on tour and we're able
Speaker 1: to hear how much just these open conversations have changed,
Speaker 1: lives have changed, relationships have changed, um, literally just how
Speaker 1: people view themselves and and their self esteem. I just
Speaker 1: know that we're touching too many people and we're on
Speaker 1: track to literally live in a purpose with this show.
Speaker 1: And so every time and we even get into argument,
Speaker 1: be like, listen, this show bigger than whatever we arguing
Speaker 1: about right now. It's bigger than you, it's bigger than me,
Speaker 1: it's bigger than both of us. To get at this point, um,
Speaker 1: only because of how many people it touches. And I
Speaker 1: guess upset. I already remember, maybe not even recently. I'd
Speaker 1: say maybe like three years when I had a job
Speaker 1: and people would confuse me for you are you Mandy
Speaker 1: or like you know, they just they don't know the face,
Speaker 1: they know the voice whatever, and I remember you UD
Speaker 1: be like, no, not many. I don't understand why people
Speaker 1: can't tell the difference or and it was like you
Speaker 1: know what, like I should be happy for all of
Speaker 1: these things.