WEBVTT - Ep 223: For F**KS Sake! Feat Eddie Della Siepe (Ft. Eddie Della Siepe) 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:11.719 Guess what decision We're about to make Horrible Decisions cohort time. Yes, 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.360 I this is a special episode from me, you guys. 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.479 This is UM an episode with two people that I 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:26.079 have to talk to every week. Came out fine, So welcome, guys, 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:30.800 another episode of horrible decisions. That's right. Today is an 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:35.280 episode with Mandy, who I've worked with for four years, 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:39.000 known for fifteen and ironically a repeat guest that I 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:41.279 do for fact sake with who we've already had on 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.159 And when Mandy and I were starting our podcast, we 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:48.239 talked to Eddie and I'm just really grateful that my 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.560 co host get along. Oh yeah, I mean we follow 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:56.680 each other and everything. It could no, no, no, why not. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:01.280 It's like the X Men. Everyone's got their powers, facts, facts. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:04.880 We're all doing our own little challenge. She can make 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:07.759 it happen. I'm like aunt man, you know, running around 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:13.280 all right, So I want to direct you guys before 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:14.920 we always talk about the end of the episode. Mandy 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:18.280 and I have structured Patreon differently. We have new tiers. UM. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:21.119 Of course you know you get bonus episodes. We always 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.520 talk about them, but now we actually offer four monthly. 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:26.480 We offer video for all of our Patreon episodes at 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:29.039 a new tier for the town Hall. That's right, except 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:32.960 for the town Hall. Um. And honestly, we've been super 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:36.040 excited to offer behind the scenes stuff. Um, we've been 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.319 having our cameraman Wolf follow us in our homes and 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:41.960 getting things after and before the episodes. If you want 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.640 to see some content like that, run over to Patreon. Now. 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.000 I feel like Eddie's like the least disgusting person. I know. 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:51.040 I don't even know if you've never had sex, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:55.400 lots of work. I think that that's going to be 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.440 the funniest thing, and I don't think I'm still gonna 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.800 get over it. Like we don't have many white people 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:02.840 on the I know you're not white, you're actually half, 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:07.560 but I sound very very very Bobby is so I 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:10.800 sound like you even just said, yeah, you know, I 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.480 get vagina. You know, it's just like that's going to 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.800 be the funniest part about this whole appen Why because 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.720 the way he talks is like not many of the 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.160 guests on this show. I sound like we just left 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.079 at a girl saying weiner. He just said, oh yeah, 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:27.320 I get the vagina. Sound like I'm gonna like I'm 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.079 interviewing people on the street and when they saw a crime? 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:33.160 What did you see? Sir? You know what? I like? No, 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:39.480 do you talk sex, Eddie? I have your sex voys. 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:41.400 I do have a sex voye. You have to give 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:46.000 us your sex I do she cover her ears? We 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.600 do it all the time, like we moan. We'd be like, yeah, 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:53.040 give me that dick. You see how she can't hear me? 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.640 Like I want to hear you. Give me your sex voice, Eddie? 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.800 What is how do you sound in the bend? You 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.560 know what? I've done a lot to do it. No, 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.280 you gotta give me warm dump in here. I can't 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:07.880 just jump into it. I'm not like you grate a slide. 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.480 I like, I'm I'm a face grabber. I like a 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:16.160 good face grab, pinched the cheek in kind of like that. 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:19.880 A little dominance is nice. I'm a big concent guys. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:24.160 I was gonna touch. I'm a big concent guy. So 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.240 I'm like, I like a discussion before and if she's 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:27.880 like it's all good, it's all good, I'm like you sure? 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:31.800 And then I like grabbing the face, getting close and 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:36.840 really like I'm not whispering, but like stern whispering. It's 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:38.920 like it's like when it's like when your parents reprimends 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:41.120 you in a store, like get the funk over here, 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:44.200 you know, like that's your voice. A little bit with that, 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.400 a little bit of your voice. Listen. I'm gonna send 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:49.960 this to my girlfriend's family. So hey, check out what 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:51.600 I didn't you hate mom and dad. This is what 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.600 my boyfriend does to me. Character right, Um, we went 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.040 to we had we had food yesterday. That was a 0:03:57.080 --> 0:04:00.320 lot of fun. We had s car go. Oh yes, guy, 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:01.920 I let akh. I had it for the first time. 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.160 A paired under the apple towel and I was like, 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.000 give me another thing. Well, it's just it's just like 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.400 there's no t m I in this podcast. I don't 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:12.280 think so okay, So I've never had it before. She 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:16.080 took me there French restaurant. I'm like, all right, I 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.360 never asked skr go. I had to ask her go 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:22.920 to the bathroom. It was bro I don't know what happened. 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:26.320 It is my second time in New York City. Diarrha 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:30.320 two days in a row. Because you're eating with she's 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:34.080 really worked it. It's snails and like both those words 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:37.839 don't sound good. So I ate it, and then when 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:39.760 we were walking around, she was like, let's take it 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:44.440 this venget shop. The whole time there's like there's like 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:46.800 there's like a little riot in here. And then she 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.280 was just like, let's go in here and can try 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:51.280 this song. Like get the funk out of the store. Lady, 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:55.599 I'm gonna fucking destroy you say when you need to 0:04:55.600 --> 0:05:02.400 ship around wheezy, I'm not. I think that's thing. She's like, look, listen, 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.240 if my holes are ruined, your holes ruined. So I 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:07.680 think it's gonna be one of those things. So any 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:10.240 any hole. So I went to the bathroom. I don't 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.640 ever had one of these when you sit spray pray, 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:17.040 but I was in a public bathroom. No no, no no, 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.680 my hotel room. The point where you're like should I 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.960 switch rooms? It was bad. So like I just want 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:27.680 to say thank you. I feel I'm ready to be 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.240 on camera. I feel great, thank you. I'm drained of 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:35.400 all my fluid. Shout out to Lucien and Zach. There's 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.799 my one of my favorite restaurants. And Eddie literally sits 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.880 down and he goes, oh man, this is New York 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:43.919 back and he opens the men he goes, whoa twenty 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.040 six dollars for a burger. Listen, I have a weak stomach. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.839 You live in l A. What does that mean? How 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:51.800 is that a lot? And then what do you mean? 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.320 Oh no, no, no, no no, it doesn't mean it could 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:58.359 be cheap. I mean l A is expensive. Yeah, it's true. 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:00.279 So you can't say New York has expense when you 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.520 live in l A. Like I could see if you 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:06.240 was coming up from Alabama or even Lando's a regular city. Bro, 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.120 you're coming from l A. It's got to be good though, 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:12.000 So it was. It was good. Yeah. Anyway, the point 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.400 is going to say is I have a weak's stomach, 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.719 but I'll eat pussy, So there you go. Anyway, I 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.520 know your ladies like that sort of tick. But you 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:27.479 ladies like that, so would you rather? Okay, we have 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:29.720 to bring it back to the classic. Man, you're not 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:32.799 even looking at it. What's the classic? Would you rather? Oh? 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:36.080 Eat ass or suck toes? Oh? My god? Eat ass? 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:42.119 Same like when eat ass? Like we're talking like clean, 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:45.920 like a clean app clean no ass always. I'm not 0:06:45.960 --> 0:06:48.640 a big foot guy. You look like you would be. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.640 Why I just feel like people like shoes. I'm like 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:56.400 inside the Jordan's you know what people look like? Yeah? 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.280 What did they look like? There's a little something we 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.240 don't Yeah, there was like scheming like just it. I 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:05.000 disagree because now I'm from the ass to the toes 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:08.800 actually really a T T or eight to T whatever 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:12.240 that should it's now at the toes and I am 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:15.720 going from the asid in my mouth to the motherfucking 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.040 toast bitch, and I fit like two of them in 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.560 my mouth at a time. I got a big old 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.080 mouth and I spread I'll be stucking toes. Now you 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:27.000 spread it with your like his because he's a size fourteen. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:28.880 His big toe is really big, so I can only 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:35.080 fit the big toe in the pink bro here go 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:39.840 to look as feet. Yeah I had some woman's feet too, 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.400 But have you seen some of these guys, nigga, I 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:49.440 used to eat pigs feet like yeah, I wouldn't need 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.040 a knox the tail. But it's not you know but no, 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:56.160 I mean like a guy like pulls out his shoe 0:07:56.360 --> 0:08:01.120 he's got a big old toe on it, or like 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:02.520 like a nail where you can like, oh I can 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:08.360 draw on this man. I gotta man, got a big 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:10.760 old so you gotta dancing. I don't know. I've seen 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:12.640 some bad feet on dudes. You don't want any point. 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:15.000 I mean, so they're not bad, but no, I think 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.960 so you would eat as what's crazy in the beginning. Oh, 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.080 I've got two vaccine shots. Give me some asks. Oh 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:27.520 my up, what you got? Mandy know you didn't get 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:33.960 I got blood blood type an I thought you you 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.520 recently like I'm getting vaccine next year. Yeah, I chilled 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:42.679 on it. I mean, I'm I'll eventually get it. No, 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.800 I know they were doing COVID testing right here. I mean, 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:49.080 I'm not gonna lie. Um. I think me and my 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.400 boyfriend are the only people that I personally know that 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.679 don't have even one shot. Like my co host on 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:57.360 my other pods she has both are engineer has. Like 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.439 everyone is getting the shot um for me. I just 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:06.360 let's not wait. I didn't. I didn't say you were 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.480 I have. I'm not vaccinated yet either. I'm just saying, like, 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:13.559 I feel like this vaccination conversation about it, everyone gets 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:16.400 passionate about everything that we talked about here. Uh, I'm 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.480 just saying I'll get it eventually. I'm not an anti vaccor. 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:25.400 I'm not saying I'm anti vaccine I actually had COVID something. Yeah, 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:29.680 I had COVID. I didn't have any of the symptoms. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.480 So to be fair as someone who got it, um 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:37.600 and as someone who wasn't like immediately, I would say, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.160 you know had or knew someone that that left. I 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.040 don't know. To me, I have a different experience with 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.199 COVID because it didn't put me on my ask Now 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:46.800 my mom also said I ain't getting it. She caught COVID. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:50.800 We thought she was gonna die. She's getting vaccinated. Um, 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:55.240 she's she's amazing. Yeah. I just feel like everyone has 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.840 had such a different experience with this. I would never 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.800 shame someone for getting a vaccine and for anyone who 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:05.400 hasn't gotten vaccinated. It's also not my space too, you know, 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.120 just question why and if they are. Like I had 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.320 to talk with Mila, who is an anti vaccer, and 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.360 so I think that there's been a lot of I 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.560 think about her a lot because there's a lot of 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.400 happening on our episode about anti vaccent and what's the 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.800 COVID shot. And I was like, I will say that 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:22.600 dating you have to be interesting. Now people can put 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.959 that little needle emoji in there, like I mean I 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.360 got the herbs who know for sure. I think it's 0:10:28.360 --> 0:10:33.560 gonna be are gonna go through the roof the way 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:35.840 that they say it's gonna be a big back summer, 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:41.040 like the women are already like back then I shot 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:45.200 girl Summer. I think I think it's shot shots. I 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.160 think it's gonna be something that does become because there 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:50.160 are so many people that could be the first question 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:53.080 you asked before vaccinate if you're even like on any 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.160 kind of birth control or if you're like an ad 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.800 is gonna vaccine? Cool? Oh? What's that on your lift? 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:02.880 While and out? Dude, when I tell you I'm so mad, 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.160 I meant to bring her up on our last episode. 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:07.440 Let me let me read this. Wait, are you doing 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:11.559 the vaccinated ones or the fucking postpartum tweets? Um, let's 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.240 just start with the one that Nny just said. I'm 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:19.080 I'm girl friend Venus and Dennis, and he sends this 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.120 ship because he already knows he's gonna rail us up. 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:24.760 And he says all caps of the healer, I'm alarmed 0:11:24.800 --> 0:11:26.600 by the amount of women in my TM is complaining 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.719 about abnormal bleeding and miscarriages after coming in contact with 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:35.560 someone who's been vaccinating. Bitches, what you're telling me? I 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:37.320 walked by a man who's been vaccinated on the street, 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.880 and now it's the reason for I want to say 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:46.480 too wheezy, and I oftentimes root for everyone at this point, 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.800 it doesn't matter what industry you're in, especially in the 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.559 creative space, we want all black people to win. Hood Hiller, however, 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:56.160 is an idiot. Not only she's an idiot, I feel 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:59.240 like she is a voice for a lot of the 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:01.640 women in our ulture, and it's sad a lot of 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.440 women follow her. She has the zodiac ship that she does, 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.080 but she speaks down on so many things that I 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:11.280 feel like, truly marmal illnesses with depression. She's okay, isn't. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:17.760 In Detro last week, she was discussing how postpartum is 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:24.439 an excuse for lazy mothers. Bro when I tell you 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:29.600 I she said, the postpartum isn't real and it's just 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.760 an excuse that women use when they want to be lazy. 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.079 People don't And I was just like, this is a 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.520 black woman's like like give me a good old like 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.120 I've got crystals, bitch. But she's out of her mind. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.000 Her tweets are private now they should be because she's 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:50.000 being dragged right now. Damn bro on Twitter, it's more 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:53.400 on Instagram, and she has blogs and websites where she 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:57.560 spews all of this information. I wanted to listen to 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:01.640 her on Karen s Civil's podcast Gilly Be because I 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.360 have never heard her speak like in like long form 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.120 that wasn't like her Instagram. And I was like, I 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.680 wonder if she would say to other people. But I 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.840 was like, I'm not even give this on there. I mean, 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:14.600 I cannot stand that she's played us out. Like I 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.480 followed her for a long time and she taught me 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:22.720 so much about like moon cycles and vibrationally pluto. All right, 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:27.240 my last have you ever would you rather have a 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.160 sex tape of the last time you have sex leak? 0:13:30.880 --> 0:13:34.280 Or would you rather have the last time you masturbated leak? 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:38.080 Oh man, well both are kind of the same for me, 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:43.840 um define leak. What are we talking about? Yeah, let's 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.520 just say, like I don't have the influence to be 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.679 like do you see Eddie who? You know what I mean? 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.760 Like in the world, it's just out in the world. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:53.160 I have to go sex tape. You gotta be sex tape. 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:54.960 It was better than your last because at least I'm 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:59.040 getting laid like, oh wow, he's I didn't think he 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:03.480 was into that. Really got here's jerking. I'm just like, 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:06.079 oh man, I imagine if it's I don't wanted this 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:10.319 out there like I thought the other day, like how 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.520 awful I look while masturbating. So I don't masturbate with 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.000 my computer. And a lot of people do if they 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:15.560 look at porn. But if I'm going to look at porn, 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.560 I'd use my phone. You really use the phone? I 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.840 love my phone. That's all I use. You know, I 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:23.560 do laptop? Really, yeah, I do phone. What do you 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:28.000 guys use? Everybody in the room make hands for laptop imagination. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.800 That's a special occasion, in my opinion, imagine to say 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.160 you got to be a specially like I do too. 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.320 But when I do use port, it's it's phone. It's 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:38.120 always phone on my porn. But y'all know I watched 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.520 porn on Twitter, so Dave, you're not anything that's a 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.440 good A great source for porn is Twitter. I didn't 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.600 know that I touched scored, Like, wow, man, these people 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:49.720 are giving this for free only up to two minutes 0:14:49.760 --> 0:14:51.440 and ten seconds. Some of them just like I'm just 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:52.760 like they just like put it in, put it out 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:55.480 like this is why only fans work. So I'm like, 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.400 oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I would rather go. Yeah. Do 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:02.040 you ever get the scam emails and it's like, hey, 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.360 I have I have video of you masturbating, give me 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:06.400 forty bitcoins or else it's gonna leak out to your 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.320 friends and family and your context. I got that email 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:13.560 recent the camera on the emails, the scam emails, what websites? 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.320 I get the same junk fail. Maybe you don't read 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.040 your junk. I read my junks. You never get those, 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.360 and just some guy in Bangladesh get I get the 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.320 I get the ones that people in Africa that claim 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:28.040 they need help coming over or like the prince needs 0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:30.640 to need your help right now. They please send some 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.680 Prince of Nigeria or somebody that you ever get those? Know? 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.400 Why are you coming to me? You never know? Bro. 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:41.240 I've had my mom almost so recently like really yeah. 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:43.120 She was just basically like I don't know how to 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:45.080 fill out this form, and I'm like what form. She's like, 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.160 I've got to do this for about this so the 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.600 security or something. She said, No, this is another time, like, no, 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:55.440 Bullshit's like I have to do security. And so basically 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.480 they sent a whole form about how her payments were 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.000 going to stop, and they required her Social Security number 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.240 and her bank account information. Oh man, they just praying 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.120 older people. I know. I don't even know how I 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:09.040 got her. Yeah, So what I was gonna say was 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:10.800 I used my phone and the other day somebody was 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:12.440 face timing me. And when I saw how I looked, 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.800 because you knew how it pops up, I was like, huh, 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:16.960 I got a weird face. I'm all about the shower lately. 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.280 I never used to be growing up, but it's like 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:19.880 a think tank in there. It's just like a little 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.400 steam the water. It could be with whever you want, 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.360 you know what I mean. You do it in the 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.680 shower all the time. It's a drand it sufficient that's 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.120 what you do when you're a late thirties, like, how 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:29.760 do I get this out of my body as clean 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:34.280 as possible? You know what I mean? Less mess? How's 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.400 this going to be? Like sneaky? But also getting that 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:39.560 every time it just goes down the drain and just 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:41.440 way about it. Can you tell your girlfriend when you're 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:43.840 about like, does she know that you're masturbating, Like yeah, yeah, 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:45.480 I put like a little put like a thing on 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:50.280 the bathroom door, like a little red non sign doing 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.400 on enter having fun. Would she be insulted if you 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.560 were home and she was doing it? What? Like I 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:58.280 caught her having masturbating, I'd be like, good, you know, 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:04.159 and I closed the door. He really don't get vagina bro. 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:11.720 All right. This vanilla ship I found um because it 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:13.760 was like being passed around on Instagram like a meme, 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:16.120 and it was a guy that was making his own 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.760 sex dolls in prisons. I saw that one one of 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:20.800 them look really like one of them looks like Mandy. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:24.320 Know which one? Let me show you. I'm not even kidding. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.640 You don't at this point if it ain't judging, it's 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:32.200 shading now a little all right, No, I'm not being mean. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:37.840 It was like blond. It was thick. Look it was like, no, 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:43.440 ma'am shady. It's giving, man, it's giving cankles, and bitch, 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:48.760 I wish you would it's super small. Look at my ankles, bitch, 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:52.000 that is cankles. It looks like Mandy Bro. The waist 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:54.880 is super small. The tits are fucking popping and it's 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.199 like blonde. I was like, look, what's the stuff with? 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:09.680 What did E stuff it with? Fucking Cheetos. Basically, they 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:13.560 are saying that if if people have more sex dolls 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:17.119 in prison, that they may not, you know, get so violent. 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.199 So here it is a UK prisoner has called for 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.320 inmates to be given a sex doll molded um of 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:25.040 their other half or you know, just whoever, in a 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.840 bid to offset the effects of pent up testosterone in 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.679 the penal system. So there's seventeen years and a man 0:18:30.760 --> 0:18:33.200 named Jack Square's seventeen years. He's serving for drug dealing 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:35.560 and he feels like his long stretch would be easier 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:38.520 served with a familiar companion. He's laid out his theory 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.240 in prison publication, explaining that he was inspired by a 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:44.560 documentary about men living with sex dolls. He said, I 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.879 noticed all these men look very happy and stress free. 0:18:47.240 --> 0:18:50.480 And as the UK doesn't allow contragal visits, sex dolls 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:54.240 could be used instead um these companies who manufacture um 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:57.000 doll women. If this idea was taken up, everybody could 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.000 purchase one center phone of their loved one and they 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:00.560 basically pay for it at their on a spense If 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.479 they can afford it. He says. The trouble is our 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.639 young prisons are filled with men um with testosterone outrages, 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.520 who would give their right arm for passion. There's rape 0:19:09.560 --> 0:19:13.560 going on, violence, and he believes it would alleviate that problem. 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.600 I will say this about the sex doll in prison, 0:19:15.720 --> 0:19:18.120 as long as the private sectors involved and the families 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:19.600 kind of get the money for that. I don't want 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.960 government sex dolls because I don't know they're taking care 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:24.359 of them properly. I don't want to be like, and 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.600 here's your sex doll, kid, just throw it in there, 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:29.359 just like like you get what you get, you know 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:31.080 what I mean. I don't want that ship. It's got 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:33.919 to be like imagine, no, no, no, no no no. I 0:19:34.000 --> 0:19:37.160 wanted an Asian. I can see somebody saying that ship. 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:46.000 This one's a dude. You get what you get onto 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.000 our Horror Derve, and our Horror Derve is our segment 0:19:48.000 --> 0:19:49.840 where we give a sex tip, and generally we've been 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.240 tossing it to the guests when we have one. But 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:55.680 I don't know how what do you mean you want 0:19:55.680 --> 0:19:57.280 me to have a sex tip? Yeah, I told you 0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:02.359 I don't have any sex I will for men. I 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:07.080 will say for men, I think I've been with women ladies, 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:12.600 I swear um. I guess for guys in general, I 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:15.240 will say that from the friends I've talked about, I 0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:18.160 think men underestimate how much I, bliably I know about 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:19.960 these guys here, they're all staring at me, like what 0:20:19.960 --> 0:20:22.440 the hell you're gonna say about? But about how under 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:26.359 how undergroom men are? I feel like I feel like 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:29.359 men are so undergroomed, and I think women appreciate that 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:31.840 because think about a men's crotches, Like a hotel room. 0:20:31.840 --> 0:20:34.280 Would you walk into be like someone's sleeping here already? 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:35.280 You know what I mean. You wanted to be a 0:20:35.359 --> 0:20:37.720 clean nice I want to have fun in here. You 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:39.399 don't want to be like, oh funk. This is like 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.880 a work in progress. The longer the longer you spend 0:20:41.920 --> 0:20:44.280 on there, the longer she'll spend down there. What I 0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:50.040 can conc agree, I'm not gonna lie. And one of 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:53.480 one of the things you can do, uh, y'all know. 0:20:53.840 --> 0:20:56.600 I So I just got a man escaped kit too 0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:04.200 with the fucking light right so, with the fucking light, 0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:08.639 and I was like, I was like, go ahead, please 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:11.920 send it, send it to me because this is we've 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:14.080 talked to actually about this on the show. So I 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:15.879 told my man. I said, oh, now you're in the 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:18.240 life to get free gifts because I get free gifts 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:21.520 all the time. So anyways, we got the man Escaped 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:24.919 kit and I was like, babe, can I use it 0:21:25.000 --> 0:21:27.560 on you? And he was open to it. So we 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:30.119 got the shaver and we went into the bedroom. I 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:35.480 laid down a towel. Yeah, listen you and with the light, 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:37.240 you know, it was like, just take a sack and 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:41.440 just really get in there. I shaved his ball perfect, 0:21:41.840 --> 0:21:44.359