1 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:11,719 Speaker 1: Guess what decision We're about to make Horrible Decisions cohort time. Yes, 2 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: I this is a special episode from me, you guys. 3 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:18,479 Speaker 1: This is UM an episode with two people that I 4 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: have to talk to every week. Came out fine, So welcome, guys, 5 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: another episode of horrible decisions. That's right. Today is an 6 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: episode with Mandy, who I've worked with for four years, 7 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: known for fifteen and ironically a repeat guest that I 8 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:41,279 Speaker 1: do for fact sake with who we've already had on 9 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 1: And when Mandy and I were starting our podcast, we 10 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:48,239 Speaker 1: talked to Eddie and I'm just really grateful that my 11 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,560 Speaker 1: co host get along. Oh yeah, I mean we follow 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: each other and everything. It could no, no, no, why not. 13 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: It's like the X Men. Everyone's got their powers, facts, facts. 14 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: We're all doing our own little challenge. She can make 15 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: it happen. I'm like aunt man, you know, running around 16 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: all right, So I want to direct you guys before 17 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: we always talk about the end of the episode. Mandy 18 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: and I have structured Patreon differently. We have new tiers. UM. 19 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,119 Speaker 1: Of course you know you get bonus episodes. We always 20 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,520 Speaker 1: talk about them, but now we actually offer four monthly. 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: We offer video for all of our Patreon episodes at 22 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: a new tier for the town Hall. That's right, except 23 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,960 Speaker 1: for the town Hall. Um. And honestly, we've been super 24 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 1: excited to offer behind the scenes stuff. Um, we've been 25 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,319 Speaker 1: having our cameraman Wolf follow us in our homes and 26 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,960 Speaker 1: getting things after and before the episodes. If you want 27 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,640 Speaker 1: to see some content like that, run over to Patreon. Now. 28 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 1: I feel like Eddie's like the least disgusting person. I know. 29 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: I don't even know if you've never had sex, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 30 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: lots of work. I think that that's going to be 31 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 1: the funniest thing, and I don't think I'm still gonna 32 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: get over it. Like we don't have many white people 33 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: on the I know you're not white, you're actually half, 34 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: but I sound very very very Bobby is so I 35 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: sound like you even just said, yeah, you know, I 36 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: get vagina. You know, it's just like that's going to 37 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: be the funniest part about this whole appen Why because 38 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 1: the way he talks is like not many of the 39 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: guests on this show. I sound like we just left 40 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,079 Speaker 1: at a girl saying weiner. He just said, oh yeah, 41 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: I get the vagina. Sound like I'm gonna like I'm 42 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: interviewing people on the street and when they saw a crime? 43 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: What did you see? Sir? You know what? I like? No, 44 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,480 Speaker 1: do you talk sex, Eddie? I have your sex voys. 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: I do have a sex voye. You have to give 46 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:46,000 Speaker 1: us your sex I do she cover her ears? We 47 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: do it all the time, like we moan. We'd be like, yeah, 48 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: give me that dick. You see how she can't hear me? 49 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,640 Speaker 1: Like I want to hear you. Give me your sex voice, Eddie? 50 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: What is how do you sound in the bend? You 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: know what? I've done a lot to do it. No, 52 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: you gotta give me warm dump in here. I can't 53 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: just jump into it. I'm not like you grate a slide. 54 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: I like, I'm I'm a face grabber. I like a 55 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: good face grab, pinched the cheek in kind of like that. 56 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: A little dominance is nice. I'm a big concent guys. 57 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: I was gonna touch. I'm a big concent guy. So 58 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, I like a discussion before and if she's 59 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: like it's all good, it's all good, I'm like you sure? 60 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: And then I like grabbing the face, getting close and 61 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: really like I'm not whispering, but like stern whispering. It's 62 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: like it's like when it's like when your parents reprimends 63 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: you in a store, like get the funk over here, 64 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: you know, like that's your voice. A little bit with that, 65 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: a little bit of your voice. Listen. I'm gonna send 66 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: this to my girlfriend's family. So hey, check out what 67 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: I didn't you hate mom and dad. This is what 68 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: my boyfriend does to me. Character right, Um, we went 69 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: to we had we had food yesterday. That was a 70 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 1: lot of fun. We had s car go. Oh yes, guy, 71 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: I let akh. I had it for the first time. 72 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: A paired under the apple towel and I was like, 73 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: give me another thing. Well, it's just it's just like 74 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: there's no t m I in this podcast. I don't 75 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: think so okay, So I've never had it before. She 76 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: took me there French restaurant. I'm like, all right, I 77 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 1: never asked skr go. I had to ask her go 78 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. It was bro I don't know what happened. 79 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: It is my second time in New York City. Diarrha 80 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 1: two days in a row. Because you're eating with she's 81 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: really worked it. It's snails and like both those words 82 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 1: don't sound good. So I ate it, and then when 83 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:39,760 Speaker 1: we were walking around, she was like, let's take it 84 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: this venget shop. The whole time there's like there's like 85 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: there's like a little riot in here. And then she 86 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:48,280 Speaker 1: was just like, let's go in here and can try 87 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 1: this song. Like get the funk out of the store. Lady, 88 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,599 Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking destroy you say when you need to 89 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: ship around wheezy, I'm not. I think that's thing. She's like, look, listen, 90 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: if my holes are ruined, your holes ruined. So I 91 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: think it's gonna be one of those things. So any 92 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: any hole. So I went to the bathroom. I don't 93 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: ever had one of these when you sit spray pray, 94 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 1: but I was in a public bathroom. No no, no no, 95 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: my hotel room. The point where you're like should I 96 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: switch rooms? It was bad. So like I just want 97 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: to say thank you. I feel I'm ready to be 98 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 1: on camera. I feel great, thank you. I'm drained of 99 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: all my fluid. Shout out to Lucien and Zach. There's 100 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,799 Speaker 1: my one of my favorite restaurants. And Eddie literally sits 101 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: down and he goes, oh man, this is New York 102 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,919 Speaker 1: back and he opens the men he goes, whoa twenty 103 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: six dollars for a burger. Listen, I have a weak stomach. 104 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: You live in l A. What does that mean? How 105 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 1: is that a lot? And then what do you mean? 106 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no no, it doesn't mean it could 107 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:58,359 Speaker 1: be cheap. I mean l A is expensive. Yeah, it's true. 108 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 1: So you can't say New York has expense when you 109 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: live in l A. Like I could see if you 110 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 1: was coming up from Alabama or even Lando's a regular city. Bro, 111 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: you're coming from l A. It's got to be good though, 112 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: So it was. It was good. Yeah. Anyway, the point 113 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: is going to say is I have a weak's stomach, 114 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,719 Speaker 1: but I'll eat pussy, So there you go. Anyway, I 115 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: know your ladies like that sort of tick. But you 116 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:27,479 Speaker 1: ladies like that, so would you rather? Okay, we have 117 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 1: to bring it back to the classic. Man, you're not 118 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,799 Speaker 1: even looking at it. What's the classic? Would you rather? Oh? 119 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: Eat ass or suck toes? Oh? My god? Eat ass? 120 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:42,119 Speaker 1: Same like when eat ass? Like we're talking like clean, 121 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: like a clean app clean no ass always. I'm not 122 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: a big foot guy. You look like you would be. 123 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,640 Speaker 1: Why I just feel like people like shoes. I'm like 124 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: inside the Jordan's you know what people look like? Yeah? 125 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,280 Speaker 1: What did they look like? There's a little something we 126 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: don't Yeah, there was like scheming like just it. I 127 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: disagree because now I'm from the ass to the toes 128 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: actually really a T T or eight to T whatever 129 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: that should it's now at the toes and I am 130 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: going from the asid in my mouth to the motherfucking 131 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: toast bitch, and I fit like two of them in 132 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: my mouth at a time. I got a big old 133 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: mouth and I spread I'll be stucking toes. Now you 134 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 1: spread it with your like his because he's a size fourteen. 135 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: His big toe is really big, so I can only 136 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: fit the big toe in the pink bro here go 137 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:39,840 Speaker 1: to look as feet. Yeah I had some woman's feet too, 138 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: But have you seen some of these guys, nigga, I 139 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 1: used to eat pigs feet like yeah, I wouldn't need 140 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: a knox the tail. But it's not you know but no, 141 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:56,160 Speaker 1: I mean like a guy like pulls out his shoe 142 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: he's got a big old toe on it, or like 143 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,520 Speaker 1: like a nail where you can like, oh I can 144 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:08,360 Speaker 1: draw on this man. I gotta man, got a big 145 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 1: old so you gotta dancing. I don't know. I've seen 146 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,640 Speaker 1: some bad feet on dudes. You don't want any point. 147 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: I mean, so they're not bad, but no, I think 148 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: so you would eat as what's crazy in the beginning. Oh, 149 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: I've got two vaccine shots. Give me some asks. Oh 150 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: my up, what you got? Mandy know you didn't get 151 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 1: I got blood blood type an I thought you you 152 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: recently like I'm getting vaccine next year. Yeah, I chilled 153 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:42,679 Speaker 1: on it. I mean, I'm I'll eventually get it. No, 154 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 1: I know they were doing COVID testing right here. I mean, 155 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Um. I think me and my 156 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: boyfriend are the only people that I personally know that 157 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,679 Speaker 1: don't have even one shot. Like my co host on 158 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: my other pods she has both are engineer has. Like 159 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,439 Speaker 1: everyone is getting the shot um for me. I just 160 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:06,360 Speaker 1: let's not wait. I didn't. I didn't say you were 161 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: I have. I'm not vaccinated yet either. I'm just saying, like, 162 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 1: I feel like this vaccination conversation about it, everyone gets 163 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: passionate about everything that we talked about here. Uh, I'm 164 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: just saying I'll get it eventually. I'm not an anti vaccor. 165 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm anti vaccine I actually had COVID something. Yeah, 166 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:29,680 Speaker 1: I had COVID. I didn't have any of the symptoms. 167 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 1: So to be fair as someone who got it, um 168 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:37,600 Speaker 1: and as someone who wasn't like immediately, I would say, 169 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 1: you know had or knew someone that that left. I 170 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,040 Speaker 1: don't know. To me, I have a different experience with 171 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,199 Speaker 1: COVID because it didn't put me on my ask Now 172 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 1: my mom also said I ain't getting it. She caught COVID. 173 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 1: We thought she was gonna die. She's getting vaccinated. Um, 174 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,240 Speaker 1: she's she's amazing. Yeah. I just feel like everyone has 175 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,840 Speaker 1: had such a different experience with this. I would never 176 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 1: shame someone for getting a vaccine and for anyone who 177 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: hasn't gotten vaccinated. It's also not my space too, you know, 178 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,120 Speaker 1: just question why and if they are. Like I had 179 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: to talk with Mila, who is an anti vaccer, and 180 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 1: so I think that there's been a lot of I 181 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,560 Speaker 1: think about her a lot because there's a lot of 182 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 1: happening on our episode about anti vaccent and what's the 183 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 1: COVID shot. And I was like, I will say that 184 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: dating you have to be interesting. Now people can put 185 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,959 Speaker 1: that little needle emoji in there, like I mean I 186 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: got the herbs who know for sure. I think it's 187 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:33,560 Speaker 1: gonna be are gonna go through the roof the way 188 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,840 Speaker 1: that they say it's gonna be a big back summer, 189 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: like the women are already like back then I shot 190 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,200 Speaker 1: girl Summer. I think I think it's shot shots. I 191 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: think it's gonna be something that does become because there 192 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: are so many people that could be the first question 193 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,080 Speaker 1: you asked before vaccinate if you're even like on any 194 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,160 Speaker 1: kind of birth control or if you're like an ad 195 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: is gonna vaccine? Cool? Oh? What's that on your lift? 196 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 1: While and out? Dude, when I tell you I'm so mad, 197 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 1: I meant to bring her up on our last episode. 198 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,440 Speaker 1: Let me let me read this. Wait, are you doing 199 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:11,559 Speaker 1: the vaccinated ones or the fucking postpartum tweets? Um, let's 200 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,240 Speaker 1: just start with the one that Nny just said. I'm 201 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 1: I'm girl friend Venus and Dennis, and he sends this 202 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: ship because he already knows he's gonna rail us up. 203 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: And he says all caps of the healer, I'm alarmed 204 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 1: by the amount of women in my TM is complaining 205 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,719 Speaker 1: about abnormal bleeding and miscarriages after coming in contact with 206 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:35,560 Speaker 1: someone who's been vaccinating. Bitches, what you're telling me? I 207 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,320 Speaker 1: walked by a man who's been vaccinated on the street, 208 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,880 Speaker 1: and now it's the reason for I want to say 209 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: too wheezy, and I oftentimes root for everyone at this point, 210 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what industry you're in, especially in the 211 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,559 Speaker 1: creative space, we want all black people to win. Hood Hiller, however, 212 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 1: is an idiot. Not only she's an idiot, I feel 213 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,240 Speaker 1: like she is a voice for a lot of the 214 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 1: women in our ulture, and it's sad a lot of 215 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,440 Speaker 1: women follow her. She has the zodiac ship that she does, 216 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,080 Speaker 1: but she speaks down on so many things that I 217 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:11,280 Speaker 1: feel like, truly marmal illnesses with depression. She's okay, isn't. 218 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: In Detro last week, she was discussing how postpartum is 219 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:24,439 Speaker 1: an excuse for lazy mothers. Bro when I tell you 220 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,600 Speaker 1: I she said, the postpartum isn't real and it's just 221 00:12:29,679 --> 00:12:31,760 Speaker 1: an excuse that women use when they want to be lazy. 222 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,079 Speaker 1: People don't And I was just like, this is a 223 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,520 Speaker 1: black woman's like like give me a good old like 224 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:40,120 Speaker 1: I've got crystals, bitch. But she's out of her mind. 225 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: Her tweets are private now they should be because she's 226 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: being dragged right now. Damn bro on Twitter, it's more 227 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,400 Speaker 1: on Instagram, and she has blogs and websites where she 228 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:57,560 Speaker 1: spews all of this information. I wanted to listen to 229 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: her on Karen s Civil's podcast Gilly Be because I 230 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 1: have never heard her speak like in like long form 231 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: that wasn't like her Instagram. And I was like, I 232 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,680 Speaker 1: wonder if she would say to other people. But I 233 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,840 Speaker 1: was like, I'm not even give this on there. I mean, 234 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:14,600 Speaker 1: I cannot stand that she's played us out. Like I 235 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,480 Speaker 1: followed her for a long time and she taught me 236 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 1: so much about like moon cycles and vibrationally pluto. All right, 237 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: my last have you ever would you rather have a 238 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 1: sex tape of the last time you have sex leak? 239 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:34,280 Speaker 1: Or would you rather have the last time you masturbated leak? 240 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:38,080 Speaker 1: Oh man, well both are kind of the same for me, 241 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 1: um define leak. What are we talking about? Yeah, let's 242 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: just say, like I don't have the influence to be 243 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,679 Speaker 1: like do you see Eddie who? You know what I mean? 244 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: Like in the world, it's just out in the world. 245 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 1: I have to go sex tape. You gotta be sex tape. 246 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,960 Speaker 1: It was better than your last because at least I'm 247 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 1: getting laid like, oh wow, he's I didn't think he 248 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: was into that. Really got here's jerking. I'm just like, 249 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:06,079 Speaker 1: oh man, I imagine if it's I don't wanted this 250 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:10,319 Speaker 1: out there like I thought the other day, like how 251 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,520 Speaker 1: awful I look while masturbating. So I don't masturbate with 252 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,000 Speaker 1: my computer. And a lot of people do if they 253 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 1: look at porn. But if I'm going to look at porn, 254 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,560 Speaker 1: I'd use my phone. You really use the phone? I 255 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: love my phone. That's all I use. You know, I 256 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: do laptop? Really, yeah, I do phone. What do you 257 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: guys use? Everybody in the room make hands for laptop imagination. 258 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: That's a special occasion, in my opinion, imagine to say 259 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: you got to be a specially like I do too. 260 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 1: But when I do use port, it's it's phone. It's 261 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,120 Speaker 1: always phone on my porn. But y'all know I watched 262 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 1: porn on Twitter, so Dave, you're not anything that's a 263 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,440 Speaker 1: good A great source for porn is Twitter. I didn't 264 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,600 Speaker 1: know that I touched scored, Like, wow, man, these people 265 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: are giving this for free only up to two minutes 266 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: and ten seconds. Some of them just like I'm just 267 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,760 Speaker 1: like they just like put it in, put it out 268 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: like this is why only fans work. So I'm like, 269 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:59,400 Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I would rather go. Yeah. Do 270 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 1: you ever get the scam emails and it's like, hey, 271 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 1: I have I have video of you masturbating, give me 272 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,400 Speaker 1: forty bitcoins or else it's gonna leak out to your 273 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,320 Speaker 1: friends and family and your context. I got that email 274 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:13,560 Speaker 1: recent the camera on the emails, the scam emails, what websites? 275 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: I get the same junk fail. Maybe you don't read 276 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,040 Speaker 1: your junk. I read my junks. You never get those, 277 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: and just some guy in Bangladesh get I get the 278 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,320 Speaker 1: I get the ones that people in Africa that claim 279 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 1: they need help coming over or like the prince needs 280 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: to need your help right now. They please send some 281 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 1: Prince of Nigeria or somebody that you ever get those? Know? 282 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 1: Why are you coming to me? You never know? Bro. 283 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: I've had my mom almost so recently like really yeah. 284 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,120 Speaker 1: She was just basically like I don't know how to 285 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: fill out this form, and I'm like what form. She's like, 286 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 1: I've got to do this for about this so the 287 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,600 Speaker 1: security or something. She said, No, this is another time, like, no, 288 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 1: Bullshit's like I have to do security. And so basically 289 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 1: they sent a whole form about how her payments were 290 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: going to stop, and they required her Social Security number 291 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 1: and her bank account information. Oh man, they just praying 292 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 1: older people. I know. I don't even know how I 293 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,040 Speaker 1: got her. Yeah, So what I was gonna say was 294 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: I used my phone and the other day somebody was 295 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: face timing me. And when I saw how I looked, 296 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,800 Speaker 1: because you knew how it pops up, I was like, huh, 297 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: I got a weird face. I'm all about the shower lately. 298 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: I never used to be growing up, but it's like 299 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: a think tank in there. It's just like a little 300 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 1: steam the water. It could be with whever you want, 301 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,360 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You do it in the 302 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 1: shower all the time. It's a drand it sufficient that's 303 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,120 Speaker 1: what you do when you're a late thirties, like, how 304 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,760 Speaker 1: do I get this out of my body as clean 305 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:34,280 Speaker 1: as possible? You know what I mean? Less mess? How's 306 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,400 Speaker 1: this going to be? Like sneaky? But also getting that 307 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 1: every time it just goes down the drain and just 308 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 1: way about it. Can you tell your girlfriend when you're 309 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: about like, does she know that you're masturbating, Like yeah, yeah, 310 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,480 Speaker 1: I put like a little put like a thing on 311 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: the bathroom door, like a little red non sign doing 312 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: on enter having fun. Would she be insulted if you 313 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 1: were home and she was doing it? What? Like I 314 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:58,280 Speaker 1: caught her having masturbating, I'd be like, good, you know, 315 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:04,159 Speaker 1: and I closed the door. He really don't get vagina bro. 316 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: All right. This vanilla ship I found um because it 317 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 1: was like being passed around on Instagram like a meme, 318 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,120 Speaker 1: and it was a guy that was making his own 319 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: sex dolls in prisons. I saw that one one of 320 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 1: them look really like one of them looks like Mandy. 321 00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: Know which one? Let me show you. I'm not even kidding. 322 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,640 Speaker 1: You don't at this point if it ain't judging, it's 323 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 1: shading now a little all right, No, I'm not being mean. 324 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 1: It was like blond. It was thick. Look it was like, no, 325 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:43,440 Speaker 1: ma'am shady. It's giving, man, it's giving cankles, and bitch, 326 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: I wish you would it's super small. Look at my ankles, bitch, 327 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: that is cankles. It looks like Mandy Bro. The waist 328 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,880 Speaker 1: is super small. The tits are fucking popping and it's 329 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,199 Speaker 1: like blonde. I was like, look, what's the stuff with? 330 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: What did E stuff it with? Fucking Cheetos. Basically, they 331 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:13,560 Speaker 1: are saying that if if people have more sex dolls 332 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 1: in prison, that they may not, you know, get so violent. 333 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,199 Speaker 1: So here it is a UK prisoner has called for 334 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: inmates to be given a sex doll molded um of 335 00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: their other half or you know, just whoever, in a 336 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 1: bid to offset the effects of pent up testosterone in 337 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,679 Speaker 1: the penal system. So there's seventeen years and a man 338 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,200 Speaker 1: named Jack Square's seventeen years. He's serving for drug dealing 339 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 1: and he feels like his long stretch would be easier 340 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: served with a familiar companion. He's laid out his theory 341 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,240 Speaker 1: in prison publication, explaining that he was inspired by a 342 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: documentary about men living with sex dolls. He said, I 343 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 1: noticed all these men look very happy and stress free. 344 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,480 Speaker 1: And as the UK doesn't allow contragal visits, sex dolls 345 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,240 Speaker 1: could be used instead um these companies who manufacture um 346 00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 1: doll women. If this idea was taken up, everybody could 347 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 Speaker 1: purchase one center phone of their loved one and they 348 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,560 Speaker 1: basically pay for it at their on a spense If 349 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,479 Speaker 1: they can afford it. He says. The trouble is our 350 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,639 Speaker 1: young prisons are filled with men um with testosterone outrages, 351 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,520 Speaker 1: who would give their right arm for passion. There's rape 352 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: going on, violence, and he believes it would alleviate that problem. 353 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,600 Speaker 1: I will say this about the sex doll in prison, 354 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,120 Speaker 1: as long as the private sectors involved and the families 355 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,600 Speaker 1: kind of get the money for that. I don't want 356 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,960 Speaker 1: government sex dolls because I don't know they're taking care 357 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,359 Speaker 1: of them properly. I don't want to be like, and 358 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: here's your sex doll, kid, just throw it in there, 359 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,359 Speaker 1: just like like you get what you get, you know 360 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,080 Speaker 1: what I mean. I don't want that ship. It's got 361 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,919 Speaker 1: to be like imagine, no, no, no, no no no. I 362 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: wanted an Asian. I can see somebody saying that ship. 363 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: This one's a dude. You get what you get onto 364 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 Speaker 1: our Horror Derve, and our Horror Derve is our segment 365 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 1: where we give a sex tip, and generally we've been 366 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: tossing it to the guests when we have one. But 367 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,680 Speaker 1: I don't know how what do you mean you want 368 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 1: me to have a sex tip? Yeah, I told you 369 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:02,359 Speaker 1: I don't have any sex I will for men. I 370 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:07,080 Speaker 1: will say for men, I think I've been with women ladies, 371 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:12,600 Speaker 1: I swear um. I guess for guys in general, I 372 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: will say that from the friends I've talked about, I 373 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,160 Speaker 1: think men underestimate how much I, bliably I know about 374 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,960 Speaker 1: these guys here, they're all staring at me, like what 375 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,440 Speaker 1: the hell you're gonna say about? But about how under 376 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,359 Speaker 1: how undergroom men are? I feel like I feel like 377 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,359 Speaker 1: men are so undergroomed, and I think women appreciate that 378 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 1: because think about a men's crotches, Like a hotel room. 379 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: Would you walk into be like someone's sleeping here already? 380 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You wanted to be a 381 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 1: clean nice I want to have fun in here. You 382 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,399 Speaker 1: don't want to be like, oh funk. This is like 383 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,880 Speaker 1: a work in progress. The longer the longer you spend 384 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,280 Speaker 1: on there, the longer she'll spend down there. What I 385 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:50,040 Speaker 1: can conc agree, I'm not gonna lie. And one of 386 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 1: one of the things you can do, uh, y'all know. 387 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,600 Speaker 1: I So I just got a man escaped kit too 388 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:04,200 Speaker 1: with the fucking light right so, with the fucking light, 389 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,639 Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, go ahead, please 390 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,920 Speaker 1: send it, send it to me because this is we've 391 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: talked to actually about this on the show. So I 392 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:15,879 Speaker 1: told my man. I said, oh, now you're in the 393 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,240 Speaker 1: life to get free gifts because I get free gifts 394 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: all the time. So anyways, we got the man Escaped 395 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,919 Speaker 1: kit and I was like, babe, can I use it 396 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 1: on you? And he was open to it. So we 397 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,119 Speaker 1: got the shaver and we went into the bedroom. I 398 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:35,480 Speaker 1: laid down a towel. Yeah, listen you and with the light, 399 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 1: you know, it was like, just take a sack and 400 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:41,440 Speaker 1: just really get in there. I shaved his ball perfect, 401 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: and it's so weird because it was down there. Of 402 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,720 Speaker 1: course I saw the hair falling and I was like, babe, 403 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,080 Speaker 1: do you feel it. I didn't hurt you, and it 404 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: was just in the waterproof, didn't hurt him at all. 405 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,160 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is cool because I've 406 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,640 Speaker 1: done it when I nicked myself and that's like, sorry 407 00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:02,159 Speaker 1: my point because of the period thing. But right now, 408 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:08,800 Speaker 1: I was like, that's brutal to say, ladies. I I 409 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 1: thought I was a barber right so after I wouldn't 410 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,000 Speaker 1: got in my hot howel because that's service. Yeah. But 411 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: then he was like, Babe, that I don't want that. 412 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 1: I guess he would have preferred a cold one. My 413 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:27,320 Speaker 1: landscape kit had ball toner. Really, I thought was so cool. Yeah, 414 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,439 Speaker 1: you tone your ball. I'm gonna be forties soon. My 415 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,879 Speaker 1: balls are like sagging like you want to believe, like 416 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 1: I gotta lower the water my toilet. You know what 417 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:38,679 Speaker 1: I mean, any hole. But I will say this about it. 418 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,440 Speaker 1: I saw the manscape on Shark Tank when they're pitching 419 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,959 Speaker 1: it shut up. Charles Barkley said no, and he goes, well, 420 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,520 Speaker 1: I've never I've never shaved down there and I never will. 421 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: Like Charles has gotta what are you doing? You're an athlete, man, 422 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 1: That's how richie are we be? Like some girls go 423 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,919 Speaker 1: down there like holy fun, this hard. No, I love 424 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,719 Speaker 1: like a jungle down here is like whatever. I love 425 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,720 Speaker 1: him being groomed. So I got that and my girlfriend 426 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 1: was like, oh, you get yourself a gift. I go, 427 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: I got you a gift. I also use it in 428 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 1: the crack too. I go right in the middle too. 429 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: I go right in the middle because I've got a 430 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,560 Speaker 1: bad one. It looks like I'm holding a tale, but 431 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: like it's like I just go right in there clean 432 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,120 Speaker 1: and what my poops have never been a great So 433 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:27,680 Speaker 1: guys get out. Alright, alright, you do that one more 434 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,040 Speaker 1: time and show them out. So you go down, you 435 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:35,760 Speaker 1: go under. Look around there it is the light. I 436 00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,320 Speaker 1: love the lights. Okay, calm down, the lights light is 437 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:44,280 Speaker 1: It's so today's episode, uh is all about religion, and 438 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,720 Speaker 1: oddly enough, we don't have Brianda here shout out to 439 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 1: Bible stories with Britanda. But I felt like this would 440 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,879 Speaker 1: be a really fun episode to dig into together because 441 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,440 Speaker 1: none of us are that religious and I don't think 442 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: that I don't think you can when you're talking about stuff. 443 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:02,199 Speaker 1: But I watched the movie are the series Unorthodox on Netflix? 444 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,280 Speaker 1: Did you watch Mandy? No? But I just watched Exterminate 445 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: the Brutes? Same ship? What's ah? That was that? History? 446 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 1: Well Unorthodox? They kind of showed a little bit about 447 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,439 Speaker 1: like the sex, the sex. It was disturbing in that. Yes, 448 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:22,200 Speaker 1: And I've had a lot of questions about Hasidic Jews 449 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: and sex. And I heard a rumor when I was 450 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,960 Speaker 1: a kid, and some of you know, my father's Israeli 451 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 1: and I grew up Jewish that they have sex through 452 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,480 Speaker 1: a hole the sheet. Yes, and it is actually a 453 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:38,040 Speaker 1: widespread myth Um, the talmood is like kind of like 454 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,440 Speaker 1: a tour type of thing, but they mandate that sex 455 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,200 Speaker 1: must be done completely naked, So the myth may originate 456 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: from the Taliit Katan. It's a shawl with four knotted 457 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:51,400 Speaker 1: strings and it hangs from each corner, and ultra Orthodox 458 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,320 Speaker 1: Jews wear it under their shirts for the entire day. 459 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,639 Speaker 1: The strings hang out the side of their pants sometimes 460 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: you guys may and to make the garment simple, they 461 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,119 Speaker 1: cut a hole in the sheet to put their heads 462 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 1: through it and then they wear it. So when you 463 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,400 Speaker 1: ever see them with like the strings that are coming down, 464 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,720 Speaker 1: they put their head over it. They wear it like that, 465 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,440 Speaker 1: and so um, they do this because cleanliness is a 466 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,440 Speaker 1: big thing in Judaism, so they washed it all the time, 467 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 1: and they want to make sure they're clearing themselves from 468 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:21,159 Speaker 1: other clothing touching them and non Jews and the villages 469 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 1: would see the sheets hanging from the clothes line with 470 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 1: a hole in the middle, and so they thought people 471 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 1: were sucking in them. This episode is going to upset 472 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:38,080 Speaker 1: a lot of landlords. Why golden, Yeah, but let me 473 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,879 Speaker 1: tell you, you can't do act but I can't do 474 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,760 Speaker 1: because honey, they are located in Bay Redge, and you know, 475 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,400 Speaker 1: there was a guy he showed me my house and 476 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,640 Speaker 1: I knew he was Jewish just from the name Elliott 477 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: Shutting Stewing. And I was like, oh, I'm about to 478 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 1: not be on my black girl ship. You know what 479 00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:02,760 Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like I am geel lout to day. I 480 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,880 Speaker 1: get there and I'm like, so if an he saw 481 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 1: the name, it must have lit up. He must be like, 482 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: oh yeah he did. He was like, you're Jewish. Okay. 483 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 1: I was like, and my father is from Israel, but 484 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,119 Speaker 1: he's been a town called Betasheva and it sounds really jewey. 485 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,000 Speaker 1: So whenever I say, they're like, oh, like, I confirmed it, 486 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: give you the discount. Oh my god. So when I 487 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,480 Speaker 1: walk in and they tell me, I already knew I 488 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 1: was going to take it. And it's funny because everybody 489 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,400 Speaker 1: I sent that link to it was like, this looks 490 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,640 Speaker 1: like ship, but I really did it up. But anyway, 491 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:29,680 Speaker 1: the thing on the door, if you guys ever seen 492 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:31,480 Speaker 1: it that's slanted, it's called the little thing on the 493 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,640 Speaker 1: door called my old apartment had where it used to be. 494 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,000 Speaker 1: And I was like, what is this? I didn't know 495 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,200 Speaker 1: what to work. You got to leave it on. It's 496 00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,320 Speaker 1: like the Jew luck. But anyway, UM, basically when he 497 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:42,919 Speaker 1: was because I felt like he would go up on 498 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,679 Speaker 1: the price with me because he knew I owned a business. 499 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,879 Speaker 1: So I was like, um, you know, do you have 500 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,480 Speaker 1: someone who can put the mississa on for me? And 501 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: he's like, yes, yes, I get you, my guy. Like 502 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,800 Speaker 1: I wasn't really trying to like connect, but he's like, 503 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,119 Speaker 1: I know you're a nice girl. I'm gonna work out. 504 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: So the sheet is a myth. Um. Now the traditional 505 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 1: age from like mary um for boys to twenty five 506 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,200 Speaker 1: and girls anywhere from eighteen to twenty um. But basically 507 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,239 Speaker 1: like with them and love, um, you know, they are 508 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 1: very sacred about sex. They do not um permit losing 509 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: your virginity before marriage. Um. And there are a few 510 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,520 Speaker 1: rules with menstruation that I thought were really interesting. So 511 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,119 Speaker 1: the Taurus says, and now they did show this, I 512 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,159 Speaker 1: feel like in unorthodox and maybe I just google it. 513 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 1: But the Taurus says to count seven days of your period. 514 00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:32,040 Speaker 1: Rabbis say to count five days followed by seven days 515 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,639 Speaker 1: of no bleeding to make it twelve. An average woman 516 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: ovulates on you guessed it date twelve. So the mikva 517 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:44,400 Speaker 1: visits on date twelve um to con concede. That says, 518 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,879 Speaker 1: concede with optimal days to get pregnant. They basically have 519 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 1: a conversation with the woman about it, and most observant 520 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,080 Speaker 1: women refrain from sex until those twelve days. A lot 521 00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,639 Speaker 1: of them don't even have physical contact, not even sleeping 522 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,040 Speaker 1: in the same bed, which is what you saw in 523 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 1: that thing with their husband and all they're ovulating. It 524 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 1: was like to build a anticipation, like I can't wait 525 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 1: to get into the bed, and now a mika is 526 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: like a ritual bath, and so basically it's like it's 527 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,600 Speaker 1: like essentially a jacuzzy. But they recite a blessing and 528 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: they're I guess getting their pussy's ready for babies in there. Man, man, 529 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,680 Speaker 1: crazy rabbis gonna have sex though right not in google 530 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 1: it yet. No priest can't have sex. That one's wild 531 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 1: to me. Yo, that's kind of wild to me. That's 532 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,439 Speaker 1: why they're out here doing all that crazy ship all right. 533 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: I wonder if confessions are weird for them. It's like, 534 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,880 Speaker 1: what did you do this to tell me your consents? 535 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 1: Like I had this orgy? He's like what's that? Like? Hell, 536 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,000 Speaker 1: so another religion with weird sex stuff that we kind 537 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 1: of don't know about what we kind of do because 538 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 1: a shout out to t l See and all. The 539 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,920 Speaker 1: sister wife ship is Mormonism. Yeah, I learned about that 540 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,840 Speaker 1: from real ass while I was Salt Lake City. What 541 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,120 Speaker 1: are they story talking on in there? Oh? God? Like 542 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: they don't believe in divorce. You're not supposed to drink liquor. 543 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 1: I mean, clearly, you can't have any outside. Uh. Like 544 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: the women like once you're with that guy, you're with 545 00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 1: that guy. A lot of the women actually based their 546 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,360 Speaker 1: entire value upon getting married and doing the whole purpose 547 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,160 Speaker 1: of life. That's the purpose of life. And so they 548 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 1: actually get exiled from the church for doing any of 549 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: the things that come on like I'm going to start 550 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: my own business, like you're babies divorcing, get you completely 551 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 1: exiled out of the church, which was really right? They 552 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,160 Speaker 1: too right, they believe I think they believe that they 553 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: can have multiple wives. Right, it's wild, but it's only 554 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 1: recognized under the Mormon Church. No is like it used 555 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,160 Speaker 1: to be. We're gonna get into it that like sister 556 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 1: wives like nine guys, like they're all hanging out, but 557 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 1: they're only married to the church. They're not recognized in 558 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,080 Speaker 1: like this country because I think it's illegal instate of Utah. 559 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,320 Speaker 1: But they still kind of do it. But they still 560 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:54,560 Speaker 1: kind of do. They renounced that practice a while ago. Um, 561 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,360 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get into more of the sexuality thing 562 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,400 Speaker 1: because it was sucking crazy. So a few weeks ago, 563 00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 1: Manny and I did an episode where I brought up 564 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:02,720 Speaker 1: this term called soaking, where basically it's a rumor and 565 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 1: apparently it's real. Mormon's will put them like they'll put 566 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,920 Speaker 1: their dick inside of a vagina, let it. So I've 567 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 1: heard of this before. They just let it. They just 568 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,120 Speaker 1: hang out like I'm not fucking, I'm just hanging out. Yeah, 569 00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,800 Speaker 1: that's my man dig that all the time. Just end up. 570 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 1: But I just I just can you just lay in me? Huh? 571 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 1: Like I don't think. I don't know if it doesn't 572 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:30,760 Speaker 1: doesn't do anything, I mean, bless me, yes, I don't know. 573 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,400 Speaker 1: Like there's like those two ends in the morning. Can 574 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,560 Speaker 1: you just lay in me? I asked him to lay 575 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: me between sometimes between rounds. But I'll ask if we're 576 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 1: just he's just laying me like you're just like the 577 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 1: one person just lay in me. I just want to 578 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,560 Speaker 1: fill your dick, not moving, but just cut it off 579 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,600 Speaker 1: and take it with her to worship. I think I would. 580 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 1: I would have it in me right now. It's kind 581 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: of like it's like really intimate, Like really it's intimate. 582 00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 1: I sent him lunch money one day, like like I 583 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 1: don't know who I am. So he's just like laying 584 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,600 Speaker 1: on top you or you're like side by side, you're 585 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 1: on top and you're just like hanging away. Sometimes I 586 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 1: want them behind my ass and I'll just be like 587 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:16,959 Speaker 1: you just checking. Yes, we're checking. Literally, I'm on Twitter 588 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 1: scrolling and he's just laying at me because I just 589 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 1: want to cuddle. But the hood Healers said postpartum isn't 590 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 1: really no, but just lay it just just late like Megatron, 591 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 1: you like come together. Yes, and we're not called Bumblebee, 592 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna come up with another with another name. 593 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,479 Speaker 1: And he's like, I got to the bathroom, cool, wipe up, 594 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: get back in here. You know you got bumblebeing buttercu 595 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:43,800 Speaker 1: so mormonism and sexuality, this ship is kind of budding crazy. Damn. 596 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm kind of man. We should do this for fact, 597 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 1: like right, but it was sexuality. So I really wanted 598 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 1: to do it on Horrible because I feel like, I 599 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,280 Speaker 1: don't know, we've discussed like different rituals on this show 600 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,200 Speaker 1: on Horrible, decisions about different countries and rituals during sex 601 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,640 Speaker 1: and things like that. For particularly with certain religions, I 602 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,560 Speaker 1: feel like we've all heard rumors and things like that, 603 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,760 Speaker 1: and Mormonism I've seen so much on TV LAS, So 604 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 1: we had to do it. Now. Here's how they feel 605 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: about masturbation. Yes, church leaders have taught members that they 606 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,760 Speaker 1: should not masturbate as part of obedience to the Law 607 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: of chastity because they teach LDS. Church UM teaches the 608 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,080 Speaker 1: Law of chastity because it's a code of morality and modesty, 609 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,240 Speaker 1: and under that they're supposed to be morally clean in 610 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 1: their thoughts, words, and actions, no pornography. And violations of 611 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:36,920 Speaker 1: the code include adultery, being without natural affection, lustfulness and constance, infidelity, 612 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 1: filthy communications, and purity. Filthy communications. I mean, that's that's 613 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 1: filthy communications. If we ever start I like that, that's 614 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,360 Speaker 1: that's kind of hot. What are you trying to do tonight? Communications? UM, like, 615 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 1: they are also including all sexual relations including petting, sex, perversion, 616 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,840 Speaker 1: and pre occupation with sex, and ones that won't you 617 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: have any hint of it. You can't be like, hey, 618 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: you know your top looks great, like you know what's 619 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,400 Speaker 1: in the tops? Tits? You want to talk me like? 620 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: I swear. Now, the members are expected to keep this up, 621 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,840 Speaker 1: and so basically with masturbation, they um they have a 622 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,160 Speaker 1: guide proving that you can stop masturbating. In the nineteen 623 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,719 Speaker 1: seventies that came out and they had another youth pamphlet 624 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,320 Speaker 1: where the Lord with states the lords specifically freaking masturbation, 625 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,400 Speaker 1: and then another two editions that has statements forbidding anything 626 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 1: that arouses sexual feelings of your own body. Was it 627 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,400 Speaker 1: like pictures in this pamp like just some kid jerking 628 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 1: off and God's like, what are you doing? You know 629 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 1: exactly what I got him look like. Now, as far 630 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,400 Speaker 1: as kissing, church leaders have stated that outside of marriage, 631 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:53,320 Speaker 1: passionate kisses um defined as more intense and lasting longer 632 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,840 Speaker 1: than a brief kiss, and prolonged kisses are not allowed either. 633 00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,800 Speaker 1: They are off limits now. Their church president and Spencer 634 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,600 Speaker 1: Kimball called the soul kiss an abomination and it leads 635 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:13,120 Speaker 1: to legitimate baby. So wild all about control. I want 636 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,319 Speaker 1: to control your thoughts, even the dirtiest ones. That's it. 637 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:20,320 Speaker 1: That's filthy communication. Now, even when you're dating, it says 638 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,000 Speaker 1: a time for a kiss should be clean, decent, sexless 639 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,000 Speaker 1: one like the kiss between a mother and the sun. 640 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: And he sayd that kissing during casual dating is asking 641 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,840 Speaker 1: for trouble, and kisses should be not handed out like pretzels. 642 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,080 Speaker 1: Physical expressions of romantic feelings between unmarried people should be 643 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,719 Speaker 1: kept to those that are comfortable in the presence of 644 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,959 Speaker 1: your parents. What do they feel like when they see 645 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,080 Speaker 1: when they see p d A, they must be like, 646 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:44,400 Speaker 1: what the fun is going on? I don't know. I 647 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,239 Speaker 1: was just thinking that two couples are young. He's like 648 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,600 Speaker 1: knuckle knuckles deep inside over here. They must be like anysm. 649 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: They might come no, but you know what I was 650 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 1: thinking about. UM. We had James on one of my 651 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,879 Speaker 1: friends UM some years ago, and James talked about how 652 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,839 Speaker 1: his mom made him cut out like or his mom 653 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,840 Speaker 1: cut out boobs in newspaper, and how he had kissed 654 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: his wife. I think he kissed her before the altar, 655 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,799 Speaker 1: but like they were supposed to kiss on their wedding day. 656 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,959 Speaker 1: There was like an old baseball player that was Mormon, 657 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,279 Speaker 1: and he, uh, he wouldn't keep his shirt on when 658 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 1: when like uh uh, broadcasters came in, like like a 659 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,439 Speaker 1: female interviewers, She's like, so, how was the game today? 660 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,759 Speaker 1: He would make sure he had his shirt. He would 661 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 1: not let them seem without a shirt. Yeah, he would 662 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,200 Speaker 1: just be he was that religious. He's like, no, you 663 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:27,359 Speaker 1: can't have me like seeing my flesh that only men 664 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 1: can as a wild You're like in a prison in 665 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,359 Speaker 1: your mind because you're punishing yourself for any sexual thought 666 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: and human beings that probably can't control a lot of 667 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,239 Speaker 1: the urges to even just look. We we like what 668 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,399 Speaker 1: we like, like, we can't help our eyes on those things. 669 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,359 Speaker 1: And so for you to look at a woman and 670 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,399 Speaker 1: just automatically feel like you're sinning has to be like 671 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: you you're you literally are in prison. It must be. 672 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,360 Speaker 1: I wonder if the fetishes are big in that community, 673 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 1: because it's it's like that loophole that look like more 674 00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,839 Speaker 1: guys like look at her feet. No, I just think 675 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:06,160 Speaker 1: they're nice. That's a really really good connection. I didn't 676 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:11,440 Speaker 1: think that nice knees, you know what I mean? They 677 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: probably really have become around the other parts of the body. 678 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:19,520 Speaker 1: That's ah, God, it's only her knees. You can't knees now, 679 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,560 Speaker 1: This one is hilarious. In the early nineteen eighties, the 680 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:29,960 Speaker 1: church explicitly banned oral sex even if you're married, it's 681 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:35,560 Speaker 1: unnatural impure. No. Just this early nineteen eighties, which recollected 682 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,160 Speaker 1: burbiage for sexual misconduct in the church. Church is general 683 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:44,239 Speaker 1: handbills and eight two a Latter day Saints Mormon church. 684 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 1: They just figured it out. They got a follow up 685 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:52,200 Speaker 1: letter in two that stated that they received complaints of 686 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,719 Speaker 1: church leaders inappropriate delving into sensitive matters with explicit questions, 687 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 1: but basically they would ask people about their married relations 688 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,719 Speaker 1: in The oral sex band was never removed or modified, 689 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 1: but basically it hasn't been brought up as much over 690 00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,600 Speaker 1: the years. They call it oral love making as a 691 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:16,440 Speaker 1: degrading perversion. Wow, so they like that they banned blowing in. Wow, 692 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,359 Speaker 1: that must be like they must be like feel like, hey, 693 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,680 Speaker 1: you can go down on me like it's in the 694 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,200 Speaker 1: nineteen rolls around have that law and like funk, it's 695 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,040 Speaker 1: like that took away booze or something asking for oral 696 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:30,120 Speaker 1: love making. I love that and that is it. We 697 00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,319 Speaker 1: are sick that makes love with you orally like like 698 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:40,759 Speaker 1: oral love make it. It's not way better than him. 699 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,640 Speaker 1: It's like, I don't even know where he came from. Oh, 700 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,799 Speaker 1: when you're wait your head, A man definitely came up 701 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,680 Speaker 1: with that, for sure, what give me something? It's it's 702 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,520 Speaker 1: like the most basic things like that about how where 703 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,319 Speaker 1: did it come from? Ludicrous? Uh No, he didn't come 704 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:05,879 Speaker 1: up with He not come up with. Okay, this one 705 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,480 Speaker 1: I find hilarious. Blown't even talk about that sounds like 706 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:15,000 Speaker 1: the word sounds awful, sounds don't you blow me? Lady? 707 00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: That sounds like terrible. But you're also not doing the 708 00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,879 Speaker 1: acts of blowing, so like, yeah, that's right, you're not 709 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,960 Speaker 1: doing that with a day because her mouth looks like 710 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,839 Speaker 1: maybe the guy came up with blowing had the smallest dick. 711 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,560 Speaker 1: He's like, hey, it's like you're blowing me like kind 712 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:32,000 Speaker 1: of now that you think about it, no one blows this. 713 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,480 Speaker 1: They like, oh he was a little Oh the nigga 714 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,600 Speaker 1: was that blow me? He really wanted to come up 715 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:45,040 Speaker 1: with something else for whistle? Yeah, because while that is 716 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 1: that what that man give head? Why are you really 717 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: remember that old song in the nineties, the ones don't 718 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,480 Speaker 1: know Small dick Man. Remember that movie Don't Want No 719 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,680 Speaker 1: Small dick Man? Remember that song? Do you remember that song? Don' 720 00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:59,440 Speaker 1: don't know? I do not. Don't you don't know that song? 721 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,160 Speaker 1: Hold on? So I don't want no short shake man, 722 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:08,040 Speaker 1: That's what it was. Yeah, you should be This sounds 723 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:16,440 Speaker 1: like music the club mix. Talk over it. This is 724 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: like copy right it. Hey, I don't want no shorty. 725 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:26,479 Speaker 1: Where's your boys? Yeah? They another track? I don't know, Hey, 726 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:33,720 Speaker 1: turn it off, turn it off, short man. Sorry? Fine, anyway, 727 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,560 Speaker 1: it was like a club banger back in the day. 728 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,920 Speaker 1: I would love to go outside and saying this on 729 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 1: all summer, I don't want no short date me and 730 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,920 Speaker 1: all right, sexual orientation now get ready to get your 731 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: minds blown. No fun. The church recognizes and welcomes gays 732 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 1: and lesbians and members as members. Recently, right, wasn't it 733 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,800 Speaker 1: just recently? They didn't put the date, but yeah, I 734 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: think so. Under the condition that they attempt to live 735 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,320 Speaker 1: in the church's moral code, they teach that homosexual feelings, 736 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,960 Speaker 1: as distinct from behavior, may sometimes seem to be something 737 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,640 Speaker 1: you're born with, and although they may be unwanted. They 738 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:14,200 Speaker 1: can and should be controlled. So you can bring your 739 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,080 Speaker 1: gay ass in here, just don't suck a day. I 740 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,200 Speaker 1: think that's all money that the church is not allowing them. 741 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:23,120 Speaker 1: The churches like we're running low on money letting the gays. 742 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,919 Speaker 1: You know what I'm telling you, it's all all money. 743 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,640 Speaker 1: I think it's donations and families have money, and I'm 744 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,719 Speaker 1: not just like a family rich family has a gay son. 745 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,200 Speaker 1: Was like, I don't want to do this, and then 746 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,680 Speaker 1: like my kids. They don't like my kids. I think 747 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,279 Speaker 1: it's about money. Man. That sounds like they don't believe 748 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,359 Speaker 1: in gay marriage, saying but you can come in without 749 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:48,080 Speaker 1: ramification that you can put a dick in your mouth, 750 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,560 Speaker 1: but not a ring on that finger, all right, Like 751 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:55,680 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I just don't know Mormonism 752 00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,960 Speaker 1: and polygamy, okay, plural marriage. There's so many fucking shows 753 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,279 Speaker 1: out right now. Okay. I was telling Mandy the ship 754 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,279 Speaker 1: earlier Doe, So fire Seeking Sister Wife is my new ship. 755 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,800 Speaker 1: We have to do a cinema on this, Mandy, please, 756 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,080 Speaker 1: what I'm telling you it is probably documentary fiance. It's 757 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,279 Speaker 1: a series. It's a show where basically there's already a 758 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: marriage and someone is looking for a second or a 759 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,840 Speaker 1: third or whatever. One of the recent ones, the reverse Bachelor, 760 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,279 Speaker 1: he's already get all the chicks and what's a new 761 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,399 Speaker 1: one in? Is that what it is? Yeah? Kind of. 762 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,359 Speaker 1: They got two black couples on there, one of them 763 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,480 Speaker 1: richest buck. One is like a security guard. He's a 764 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:34,600 Speaker 1: hot mess. But anyway, the couple that really is blowing 765 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,640 Speaker 1: my mind is a white couple. They've been together thirteen 766 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,480 Speaker 1: years and they decided that they want to open their 767 00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,080 Speaker 1: make their family larger. So he meets his Brazilian girl, 768 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,960 Speaker 1: who's pretty as fat. They go meet second day. He 769 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,239 Speaker 1: proposed it to this tour. Now the wife says, well, 770 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,799 Speaker 1: we said unless there's a commitment made, he can't have sex. 771 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,040 Speaker 1: And so suddenly you just put a ring on that 772 00:41:54,120 --> 00:42:00,239 Speaker 1: motherfucking fatass. I didn't say fatassing have already already just 773 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:06,120 Speaker 1: want they She lives in Brazil, which means it's very 774 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,879 Speaker 1: hard for her to come over. She can only come 775 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,680 Speaker 1: over if they get married. And in order to marry her, 776 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,160 Speaker 1: he has to divorce his wife of thirteen years and 777 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:21,200 Speaker 1: tlcs PA make it legal. She can't come here unless 778 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,600 Speaker 1: they're married. K one visa stay legally, so he's like, oh, 779 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,359 Speaker 1: I gotta make room, so I gotta divorce my wife. 780 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,319 Speaker 1: Hold up every three months the way the wife is 781 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,000 Speaker 1: like this, um, you know, and we're just let me 782 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,480 Speaker 1: see how they was in because you know how they've 783 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,080 Speaker 1: been trying to do the interviews because look like they're 784 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,480 Speaker 1: in love. And you know, he was intimate with her. 785 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,440 Speaker 1: He was and I felt some feelings jealousy. Um, you know, 786 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,920 Speaker 1: but she's my sister too, and I have to get 787 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,960 Speaker 1: over that because that's what God wanted. Does this lady, 788 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:56,320 Speaker 1: do you think that, like even the way that's made, 789 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,200 Speaker 1: like if she was like that, do you feel like 790 00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,600 Speaker 1: any of them are like the beginning of some sort 791 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:05,880 Speaker 1: of cults. That's very culty for for it to be 792 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,680 Speaker 1: like that, for her wife to be that brainwashed, it's 793 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,719 Speaker 1: for us, it's for the for her, I agree, I 794 00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,440 Speaker 1: feel like it's brainwashing. Now the Black family, Okay, they 795 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,360 Speaker 1: already be on the hose type ship. Low key. She 796 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,960 Speaker 1: they live in Atlanta, lit house. Now they want in 797 00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,319 Speaker 1: l a. She wears this like little thing in the middle, 798 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:25,000 Speaker 1: like the third eye, and she was yeah, but like 799 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,759 Speaker 1: more like the hood healer. So they start up and 800 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,320 Speaker 1: they were like, we are not doing this for religion. 801 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,720 Speaker 1: We are doing this for spirituality. They are plant based, 802 00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,759 Speaker 1: alkaline heavy. Okay. They all the kids got dreads and 803 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,400 Speaker 1: so do they and it's like they are are some 804 00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,520 Speaker 1: real wolf ship. Dude. It's so funny. Are they good 805 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,879 Speaker 1: looking couples? Yeah? Not all of them, not all of them, 806 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,080 Speaker 1: but I would say yeah, some of them. Um. But anyway, 807 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,120 Speaker 1: the best part about you finding out they need to 808 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,839 Speaker 1: get divorced. They finally do a face time with their 809 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,600 Speaker 1: sister I have, who uh doesn't speak English. So now 810 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,640 Speaker 1: they're holding a phone to talk to their sister wife 811 00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:02,560 Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, I mean you hold their phone, 812 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,960 Speaker 1: say something to her, hold it to the spacetime so 813 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,399 Speaker 1: she can understand what they're saying. Bro, that's how much 814 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,040 Speaker 1: pussy rules this world. He's going to divorce his wife 815 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,160 Speaker 1: of thirteen years FaceTime. He's like, hold on love. She's 816 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:19,080 Speaker 1: like okay, because he gotta translated on the other end. Yeah, 817 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,239 Speaker 1: she the heart is a brainwash someone who doesn't speak 818 00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:28,359 Speaker 1: your language. That's hard. I was about to say, that's 819 00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,240 Speaker 1: what I'm wondering. Why the wife is brainwashed? Maybe maybe 820 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,680 Speaker 1: she needed a house to know, you gotta see the man. 821 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,080 Speaker 1: It's sucking. That's that's Colt, Like, I mean, we would 822 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,920 Speaker 1: you be a sister wife, bitch, I'm asking no, I 823 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,680 Speaker 1: would be in a threatle. What's the difference besides the marriage. 824 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,960 Speaker 1: So polygamy in itself is really when the man has 825 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:59,120 Speaker 1: the relationship with the women and there's not Their separate 826 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,200 Speaker 1: beds are separate omans. You're you're not really sharing each other. 827 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,440 Speaker 1: To me, um, I could only be attracted in that 828 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,959 Speaker 1: instance is if I had a connection with that woman 829 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:11,080 Speaker 1: and romantically, then I wouldn't feel everyone's having a good 830 00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,000 Speaker 1: time this playing me. One guy leads everything, and then 831 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,920 Speaker 1: when everyone gets a turn with this guy, there's kind 832 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,560 Speaker 1: of play gunny, which we'll get into, but I didn't 833 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,319 Speaker 1: want to make mention that if any of you guys 834 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,000 Speaker 1: watched the third season and you can jump into it 835 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,880 Speaker 1: if you want to skip around. But this Nick gets 836 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,560 Speaker 1: on and basically he's like, you know, I am the 837 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,960 Speaker 1: king of the house and I do have my queens, 838 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,480 Speaker 1: but right now Kelly ain't acting like the queen that 839 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,279 Speaker 1: she's supposed to be. She had an attitude and then 840 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,600 Speaker 1: him and his wife point in the closet. They were like, 841 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:44,360 Speaker 1: why is she acting like that? These guys a feature 842 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,560 Speaker 1: and does coaching and training on the size money. How 843 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,880 Speaker 1: do you even pay for all these women? How do 844 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,680 Speaker 1: you pay for everything? Everyone's hungry. They'll they'll dress the 845 00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,520 Speaker 1: same though, don't they They share clothes, they have to 846 00:45:55,520 --> 00:46:00,400 Speaker 1: be the same. And he's kind of look and they 847 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,960 Speaker 1: brought a girl from South Africa. They flew her in 848 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,480 Speaker 1: and they're like, we got a girlfriend. We're dating her now. 849 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,000 Speaker 1: But listen, last season the wife was basically like they 850 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,719 Speaker 1: fell in love with someone. They ended up marrying her. 851 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,400 Speaker 1: And she was like, Okay, now that you guys are 852 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,920 Speaker 1: ready to have sex, you have to go on a 853 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,759 Speaker 1: diet of alkaline for twenty one days so that your 854 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,080 Speaker 1: pH can match my pH and then you can get 855 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,560 Speaker 1: some dick. So she was like, I've never done anything 856 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,239 Speaker 1: like this just to have sex, But here we go. 857 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,560 Speaker 1: I don't think. Maybe you don't have to be rich. 858 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,480 Speaker 1: And here's why, because you already brainwashed them because they're like, hey, 859 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,480 Speaker 1: I don't want to share a dress. You're sharing me. Like, 860 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,000 Speaker 1: I guess you're right, you know what I mean? Like 861 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,440 Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They're all super brainwashed, so you 862 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,719 Speaker 1: don't need to be rich, you just need to have 863 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:36,880 Speaker 1: mine control of these women, which is insane. Yeah, like 864 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,520 Speaker 1: I'm going to keep you safe. She's going to take 865 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 1: some of the duties away from you. And part of 866 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,360 Speaker 1: it what it is. It's just I feel sorry with 867 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,320 Speaker 1: the women because they have probably a data one of 868 00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,520 Speaker 1: sense of belonging. I'm part of the family. They probably 869 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,520 Speaker 1: lost her wayward. They're just like I'm part of this house. 870 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,080 Speaker 1: I feel like I'm part of something, and then this 871 00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,960 Speaker 1: guy takes advantage of and like, yeah, you're also part 872 00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,799 Speaker 1: of here. I don't know how it religinated. I don't 873 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,319 Speaker 1: want to say much about how it originated because I've 874 00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,879 Speaker 1: learned some things from watching his Sister Wives or whatever 875 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,120 Speaker 1: on different shows and ship. But people that do this, 876 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,280 Speaker 1: I believe back in the day, they've talked about instances 877 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,360 Speaker 1: where like, if you were rich enough, you had multiple wives, 878 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,520 Speaker 1: so you could take care of these women, you know, 879 00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,879 Speaker 1: have a plural marriage. But as far as it comes 880 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:17,560 Speaker 1: to the Mormons and the LDS Church, they actually denounced 881 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,319 Speaker 1: it in eighteen ninety UM, but there's various denominations of it, 882 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,120 Speaker 1: where there are certain churches you can go into and practice, 883 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,440 Speaker 1: but not all of them. Right. So like even in 884 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: the documentary I mean docuseries I guess you're watching, Like 885 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,839 Speaker 1: they'll talk about how they can't go to a certain 886 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,920 Speaker 1: church and they have to one couple has to worship 887 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,160 Speaker 1: at home because they can't go in their church, even 888 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,919 Speaker 1: though they're doing it to honor God. It's so fun. 889 00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,560 Speaker 1: There's a lot of Mormons in Mexico. Here's why because 890 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,880 Speaker 1: a lot of American Mormons like a polygamus story. A 891 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,120 Speaker 1: lot of Polygamus in Mexico because that are American, because 892 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,360 Speaker 1: they all would like it's illegal here. They went to 893 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,800 Speaker 1: Mexico and there's like a border town where there's a 894 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,160 Speaker 1: whole gated community full of Polygamus. And Mitt Romney, who 895 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,840 Speaker 1: ran against Barack Obama in the election. His father, he 896 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,680 Speaker 1: was more his father was born in Mexico in one 897 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:05,400 Speaker 1: of these communes. Wow. So they're all like, yeah, you 898 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,759 Speaker 1: know he's uh, I think he might be Muslim. Bro, 899 00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:10,480 Speaker 1: you got like a Muslim, polygamous fucking grand kid here, 900 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,320 Speaker 1: Like what you're talking about. They were so obset with 901 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,279 Speaker 1: Thebama and Muslims, Like what are you talking about? So 902 00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:24,960 Speaker 1: other weird religious staff things with sex, public masturbation, ceremonies. 903 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,319 Speaker 1: Ceremonies an't. In Egypt, they believe the ebb and flow 904 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,480 Speaker 1: of the Nile was was caused by the god of 905 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:36,680 Speaker 1: their creation's ejaculation and thus jerks off in the river. 906 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,919 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Doesn't stream the opposite way? 907 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:46,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, bit something. It does something because I 908 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,200 Speaker 1: learned about it when we was doing like what we 909 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,640 Speaker 1: were doing the pyramids and stuff in school. It was 910 00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:54,640 Speaker 1: learning the hieroglyphics. And I don't know why we were 911 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,480 Speaker 1: learning this stuff. We were we learned about mummies. We like, 912 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,399 Speaker 1: there's a part in grade school where you actually learned 913 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,480 Speaker 1: about special and the Nile river. Maybe it's the longest 914 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:07,520 Speaker 1: in the world the world. It flowed different. The Nile 915 00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:12,240 Speaker 1: is special somehow? What did do? Why is it unique 916 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:17,160 Speaker 1: longest river in the world? I knew it special? So 917 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:21,560 Speaker 1: explain the jerking off? So they would ritually masturbate into 918 00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,400 Speaker 1: the Nile to ensure the wealth of water for cross 919 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:28,560 Speaker 1: you jerk off in the water, guys and Egyptian fial 920 00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:35,640 Speaker 1: it's got a light. During the ritual festival of the 921 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,200 Speaker 1: god Men in Egypt, who represented the pharaoh's sexual power 922 00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,480 Speaker 1: men would regularly masturbate in public into the river because 923 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,440 Speaker 1: God created it with his ejaculation, they thought, and so 924 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,480 Speaker 1: they wanted to keep So guys are just on the 925 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:49,160 Speaker 1: edge of the river, just jerking off and if you 926 00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:50,759 Speaker 1: miss your like, give me about half an hour and 927 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,520 Speaker 1: I'll come back. Isn't that nasty? That's weird. Imagine what's 928 00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:00,640 Speaker 1: in our waters? Probably the same thing I finished, but 929 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:05,319 Speaker 1: I do like I like swallowing jizz. Anyways, now, um, 930 00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,520 Speaker 1: this one's pretty weird. Near Ireland and in his bag, 931 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:13,520 Speaker 1: people make love with their undern wear on basically like 932 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,840 Speaker 1: dry humping. They're so sexually repressed they don't want anyone 933 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,239 Speaker 1: to have sex that even deer sexual And of course 934 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,920 Speaker 1: they want you to just like be like you have 935 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:22,960 Speaker 1: to pull it to the side, you have to put 936 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,560 Speaker 1: it right back on what in Ireland like back off 937 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,800 Speaker 1: the coast called in his bag. You can tell a 938 00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,719 Speaker 1: lot about people's sexual preference by their food. A lot 939 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:33,319 Speaker 1: of potatoes, no spices. You guys fun bad probably, do 940 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,319 Speaker 1: you think so? Like the UK you got a fund 941 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:39,239 Speaker 1: to English Jude Mandy No, no, but you talked to 942 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,120 Speaker 1: cribbing a guy though, right, that's a lot of fun. 943 00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:47,480 Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of spices they do. What Like 944 00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,280 Speaker 1: I sucked the Jamaican guys. I'm training guys like they're fun. 945 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but they're bla. That's why I think of English, 946 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:58,959 Speaker 1: I think of white. The oscars I had not. Yeah, 947 00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:04,400 Speaker 1: they shoved it like I've never sucked a guy with 948 00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,799 Speaker 1: an English accent even. Yeah, I'm surprised. So you gotta 949 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,719 Speaker 1: get into gett. Yeah, and now they're doing it a 950 00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:18,440 Speaker 1: little smoke music. Yeah, I really haven't. They're popping, bitch. 951 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,120 Speaker 1: I really haven't get you in English because that counts 952 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,000 Speaker 1: in New York. It's hard because if there's so many 953 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:28,960 Speaker 1: European people floating around French anything. Now, I mean I 954 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,520 Speaker 1: had an African spoke French. Okay, close, we're getting somewhere. 955 00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:38,919 Speaker 1: Technically they were colonized by the French. So yeah, I've 956 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,400 Speaker 1: had any foreign accent, a slide from the Caribbean, um, 957 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,759 Speaker 1: a foreign accent. I mean I had a nigger from 958 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:50,440 Speaker 1: New Orleans one time. It was crazy, but no foreign. 959 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,640 Speaker 1: I did have a guy. He was German, but German 960 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,920 Speaker 1: and black. I don't know if we'll give it to you. 961 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,160 Speaker 1: He Yeah, he definitely had a German that's hot, like Mandy, 962 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:11,200 Speaker 1: he would come to bed let me. I don't know, Mandy, 963 00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:16,600 Speaker 1: can I use that scottishirt? That's what I'm doing. No, 964 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:22,440 Speaker 1: it has like some fucking no, I don't know what's 965 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,040 Speaker 1: happen German that is that's the one that I had like, 966 00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,320 Speaker 1: not the one that wasn't me. It didn't sound that. 967 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,239 Speaker 1: It didn't sound like that. Let me tell you about 968 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:36,800 Speaker 1: Germany after Jerry accent. Okay, And I'm not going to 969 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:41,200 Speaker 1: do that because we respect. I definitely can't do that, okay. Okay, 970 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,200 Speaker 1: so now we are going to you did nippolie. That's 971 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:50,040 Speaker 1: really good? Am I rhind you? Thank you? I can 972 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:55,160 Speaker 1: laugh at it. I can't do it. Okay. That's that's 973 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,640 Speaker 1: maybe accurate. I'm not sure. Okay, that police trying about 974 00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:02,040 Speaker 1: two more Their brothers share one woman. Uh and this 975 00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:07,200 Speaker 1: is in Nepal basically because all of the brothers will 976 00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,640 Speaker 1: share with one woman so they don't have too many children. 977 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:16,239 Speaker 1: Um outside of like their farmland, like they want to 978 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:22,000 Speaker 1: basically keep it local. Yeah, shop local. Wow. I like 979 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,840 Speaker 1: that to keep it in even in the fams. And 980 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,160 Speaker 1: the last one that I thought was kind of wild. 981 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:33,320 Speaker 1: It was very sinful to not have sex. In Greek history, 982 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,640 Speaker 1: um and there are accounts of a form of worship 983 00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,719 Speaker 1: for the goddess Aphrodite that basically condemned a woman if 984 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,680 Speaker 1: they weren't offering themselves up to people, and the ritual 985 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,080 Speaker 1: would proceed as follows. The woman would arrive at a 986 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,200 Speaker 1: temple wait for the first man to cast a coin 987 00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,080 Speaker 1: in her Lapably. We talked about this on Patreon ones 988 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,960 Speaker 1: um the amount was irrelevant, but they'd have to speak 989 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:54,239 Speaker 1: sacred words when that was done. And whoever the man was, 990 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,680 Speaker 1: whether a king, whether shepherd, old man, they were obligated 991 00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,799 Speaker 1: to have sex with them, and refusing was a sin 992 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,200 Speaker 1: because the money given to her was given to the temple. 993 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:06,360 Speaker 1: So wild, this archaic view of sex, like it's like 994 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,600 Speaker 1: not even like a thing, it's such like no, just something. 995 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,680 Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, it's wild. I know, maybe 996 00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,799 Speaker 1: it is. They separated from their from their soul. It's 997 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,000 Speaker 1: like this is something I just did for money or whatever, 998 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,680 Speaker 1: and then now I'm blush like I'm I'm someone else. 999 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:21,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean there's a lot of there's a 1000 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,120 Speaker 1: lot of ways that I mean, there's a lot of hypocrisy. 1001 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,440 Speaker 1: I think just when it comes to all religions, not 1002 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,399 Speaker 1: even more religious specifically, especially like the Catholic priest thing, 1003 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,680 Speaker 1: they're just like, you know, we're this, and then they 1004 00:54:31,719 --> 00:54:33,759 Speaker 1: do bad stuff like oh you know, well he's he 1005 00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,360 Speaker 1: were working on it, like they're always there's constant like nothing. 1006 00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:40,719 Speaker 1: No system is perfect, regardless of government or religious institution, 1007 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,680 Speaker 1: and people a human beings were flawed and we have 1008 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,759 Speaker 1: desires to suppress that to me, is I mean, you're 1009 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,880 Speaker 1: just you know it'd be gay. Just don't anybody if 1010 00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,520 Speaker 1: you're in the latter day stage. Yeah, alright, the whole 1011 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:58,560 Speaker 1: mail his cousin is this the subject? His cousin is 1012 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,359 Speaker 1: the subject? Male. Hey, ladies, I love your show. I'm 1013 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,440 Speaker 1: almost caught up on all the episodes. I love Mondays 1014 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,000 Speaker 1: because of you. And here is my question. My best 1015 00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,400 Speaker 1: friend is a guy, and we've never done anything sexual 1016 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,640 Speaker 1: or had feelings for each other. About two years ago, 1017 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,439 Speaker 1: I started sucking his cousin on and off for about 1018 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,760 Speaker 1: a year, but we don't talk anymore or have sex. 1019 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,120 Speaker 1: Her and the cousin, she's saying fast forward. My best 1020 00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,160 Speaker 1: friends now told me he's always had feelings for me 1021 00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:22,719 Speaker 1: and wants to see if it could actually work out, 1022 00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:24,600 Speaker 1: and I'm not sure what to do. I don't want 1023 00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,560 Speaker 1: to come in between family and ruin a friendship. But 1024 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:28,759 Speaker 1: I heard is Dick is good? Would it be wrong 1025 00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,640 Speaker 1: to start dating and fucking? I need some horrible advice. PS, 1026 00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,480 Speaker 1: Wheezy is my spirit animal. Well, so what do y'all 1027 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,080 Speaker 1: mean when you say that I need you know? Yeah, 1028 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,960 Speaker 1: that's like the second one I know, like, literally had 1029 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,240 Speaker 1: one a few weeks ago. Now, if you fux somebody's 1030 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:48,279 Speaker 1: cousin and you fucked him years ago, would you tell 1031 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:54,439 Speaker 1: that person? I would one's family I lived half bitch, 1032 00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,600 Speaker 1: Because if you say you just try to be sneaky 1033 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:02,840 Speaker 1: and you now you're best friend, realistically, what if you 1034 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:07,359 Speaker 1: really start growing feelings for him, You're really in love 1035 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,600 Speaker 1: with this man, and then you got to go to 1036 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,800 Speaker 1: the barbecue and the cousin come bro and he finds 1037 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,600 Speaker 1: out that way, you could literally miss out on a 1038 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,279 Speaker 1: blessing by not telling him up front, because it could 1039 00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,120 Speaker 1: be something that he would be fine with. But you 1040 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,040 Speaker 1: can't blindside a nigga when you fucked any of his friends, 1041 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,960 Speaker 1: like I think anybody, even when it's friends anything. A 1042 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,200 Speaker 1: matter of fact, my first real serious boyfriend. I broke 1043 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,080 Speaker 1: up with him because he cheated on me with this girl. 1044 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,960 Speaker 1: The girl ended up being the sister of the woman 1045 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,160 Speaker 1: he's still married to this day. Wow. I'm always amazed 1046 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,880 Speaker 1: when people are willing to invest so much time and 1047 00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:44,640 Speaker 1: then oh, by the way, this could ruin everything. Here 1048 00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,560 Speaker 1: you go, it's been a year later, Like, just say 1049 00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:48,360 Speaker 1: it up front. You gotta say it up front, you 1050 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,600 Speaker 1: say that's all. It's like, I need this person to 1051 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,560 Speaker 1: want me like me. I don't wanna. I don't want 1052 00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,680 Speaker 1: to ruin it. It's like, no, but you're ruining them 1053 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,560 Speaker 1: if you don't tell them because I have to make 1054 00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:01,600 Speaker 1: a horrible decision. Sorry guys, but you have to make 1055 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,560 Speaker 1: a decision where it's like, oh, my cousin, we're a 1056 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,839 Speaker 1: year in, I have to dump you. But I don't 1057 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,920 Speaker 1: want to know what I'm saying, Like I wouldn't have broken, 1058 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:13,359 Speaker 1: Like I wish you would have gave me this information. 1059 00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,160 Speaker 1: It really is your best friend. Be a decent person 1060 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,919 Speaker 1: and just tell him. I know how you guys feel 1061 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,240 Speaker 1: though about good dick, because like I'm saying, I'd sacrifice 1062 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:24,800 Speaker 1: a lot. She only heard it was good. That still 1063 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,680 Speaker 1: don't mean it was good because what's good to you 1064 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,040 Speaker 1: might not be good to me. So the fact that 1065 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,040 Speaker 1: she heard his dick was good. Bro, if you want 1066 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,000 Speaker 1: to find out if the dick is good honestly and 1067 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,200 Speaker 1: you don't know where it could go, if he wants 1068 00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,160 Speaker 1: to take a step further from your friendship to something 1069 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,400 Speaker 1: more intimate, like this could be something he doesn't care about, 1070 00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:47,040 Speaker 1: because if if you like him and now he may 1071 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,720 Speaker 1: have those same feelings for you, Like there's a lot 1072 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,120 Speaker 1: of things that he would appreciate coming from you as 1073 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,680 Speaker 1: a friend. There needs to be like an underground Yelp 1074 00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,640 Speaker 1: review for penis for women for guys because it don't 1075 00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,360 Speaker 1: matter because still what's good to her and be good 1076 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,040 Speaker 1: to meet ain't will be good to the next. But 1077 00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna front. It's still if someone's bad in bed, 1078 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,600 Speaker 1: they're generally really bad and bed for everybody though. That's 1079 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,480 Speaker 1: true men, yeah, but then you have your back that 1080 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:13,680 Speaker 1: may have bad night. I still want to okay size 1081 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,240 Speaker 1: at least, but some women aren't size queens, which would 1082 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,680 Speaker 1: help the dick. Facts. You can't fake height, you can't 1083 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:22,120 Speaker 1: fake size, so if he's big, he's big, and then 1084 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:27,280 Speaker 1: tall guys stands up. That's cool. All right, let's tell 1085 00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:32,000 Speaker 1: everybody where to find Oh, I guess us, they find 1086 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,040 Speaker 1: you check us out on for fact sake, Every Tuesday, 1087 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,560 Speaker 1: Eddie and I do deep dives on random mass topics. Um, 1088 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,840 Speaker 1: what do we have coming up? And we did an 1089 00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,800 Speaker 1: episode with Charlotta on parenting or no sorry, New York, 1090 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:48,240 Speaker 1: New York, Cuba Olympics. What else do you do? Everything? 1091 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,200 Speaker 1: Random topics of Google effects? You don't have to. We've 1092 00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,040 Speaker 1: done weed, We've done like the gas stations, We've done 1093 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,560 Speaker 1: every weird topic and we get suggested from the audience. 1094 00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,640 Speaker 1: So give us a suggestion on Apple, Apple, Podcast, slash 1095 00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,600 Speaker 1: iTunes and we might do your top Somebody was like, 1096 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,040 Speaker 1: do black stereotypes. I'm like, you don't really want Well, 1097 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:09,240 Speaker 1: this is going to be a solo episode. Yeah, we didn't. 1098 00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:12,360 Speaker 1: We didn't laugh. We did Black Inventors. We did the 1099 00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,040 Speaker 1: Black Inventers was great stuff that we've really invented some 1100 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:22,520 Speaker 1: wild traffic video games? What black man created the first 1101 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,360 Speaker 1: video game? Like like, oh yeah, I think that created 1102 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,720 Speaker 1: the interface actually or something. And he didn't even get 1103 00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,960 Speaker 1: paid for it. Yeah, what else was it? That? Traffic 1104 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,800 Speaker 1: light was great? Traffic one was my favorite because I 1105 00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,000 Speaker 1: was like, damn, I mean like like you know, you 1106 00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,720 Speaker 1: got peanut butter. Peanut butter is a big one. Peanut butter. 1107 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,720 Speaker 1: Everybody some peanut butter. There's something with the phone receiver 1108 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:47,160 Speaker 1: that black man electricity to write the electricity the fire 1109 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,480 Speaker 1: heater woman black woman? Yeah, okay in New York. She 1110 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,360 Speaker 1: did come up with it. Damn. That was a lot 1111 00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,600 Speaker 1: of the camera system in New York was for like 1112 00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,680 Speaker 1: your concierge and the I think they came up with 1113 00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,240 Speaker 1: a woman too. Damn, that's black. We gotta do la 1114 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:04,840 Speaker 1: history for your people, from people. It's only half of 1115 01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,720 Speaker 1: your people. What would be good it? What would you 1116 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:11,520 Speaker 1: want as your topic that you like? Sports? Really interesting 1117 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:20,320 Speaker 1: like that sports um st in Vinegard Chips. I love chips. 1118 01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:26,080 Speaker 1: Chips also, just so many chips. Did black people make 1119 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:29,360 Speaker 1: the potato chip? What was the potato chip thing? Something 1120 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,640 Speaker 1: did happen with a potato chip? I think they did? 1121 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,080 Speaker 1: Or was it how the potato chip was made? Was 1122 01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,760 Speaker 1: on accident or something? Oh something like that. I gotta 1123 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:39,200 Speaker 1: look again. It was supposed to be a French fry. 1124 01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:44,040 Speaker 1: I think we did an episode of food. Yeah, you 1125 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:48,560 Speaker 1: got some of it, like tribes do it, and that's 1126 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,080 Speaker 1: why I said, I used a lot of Howard glyphics 1127 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,120 Speaker 1: and ship. That's kind of the same thing. People want 1128 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,920 Speaker 1: so much Greek mythology. Ship from everybody asked I love 1129 01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:58,720 Speaker 1: gods and goddesses that used to be that used the 1130 01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,600 Speaker 1: first influencer that used to really be my thing about seriously, 1131 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:04,160 Speaker 1: the first employers, like what did he do? You know? Like, wow, 1132 01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,640 Speaker 1: we just celebrities sex tapes the other day. Bro, there's 1133 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:13,480 Speaker 1: Colin Farrell in his sex tapes a lot. So Colin 1134 01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,520 Speaker 1: Farrell sucked the Blackground his sex tape, but we had 1135 01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,640 Speaker 1: watched it and he was like, oh, this is my 1136 01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:19,640 Speaker 1: breakfast launch and dan Or right here and talked about 1137 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:24,000 Speaker 1: her pussy. No I know. He had a second bitch, 1138 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,360 Speaker 1: Tanya Harding. Do you know who that is? And she 1139 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,480 Speaker 1: wasn't getting good good Colin Farrell. He was like bald 1140 01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:30,680 Speaker 1: for this role and yeah, it looks like a dick. 1141 01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,320 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, there were some good ones. It's just 1142 01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,720 Speaker 1: weird because like, I don't know, I love googling and 1143 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,240 Speaker 1: talking about dumb ship and sometimes on Patreon, Mandy and 1144 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,520 Speaker 1: I get loose and we get to enjoy and ship 1145 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,080 Speaker 1: like that. But you know, we really have to honor 1146 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,720 Speaker 1: the guests. We have a lot and give them what 1147 01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,840 Speaker 1: they deserve, which you know, figuring out about their story 1148 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:50,560 Speaker 1: and what kings are into and the second are into. 1149 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,840 Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, this was great. We google a 1150 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:55,280 Speaker 1: lot of weird wild stuff and come to religion. I 1151 01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:58,080 Speaker 1: had to because I didn't want you guys to get offended. No, 1152 01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,800 Speaker 1: it's great, but um yeah check us out and um yeah, 1153 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,120 Speaker 1: Mandy has a show on Tuesdays too. Yep, y'all can 1154 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,000 Speaker 1: check me out on Tuesday's as well, next to my 1155 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:10,280 Speaker 1: girl Bridget Kelly. Um. And then we have some friends 1156 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:13,920 Speaker 1: with benefits join us on the couch um, so you 1157 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:17,560 Speaker 1: guys can check me out there every Tuesday, also on Monday's. 1158 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:19,400 Speaker 1: So say you're done with this episode, say you're done 1159 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:23,040 Speaker 1: with our Patreon. I also have periods this um, and 1160 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,680 Speaker 1: you guys can go on over to my website, Official 1161 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,640 Speaker 1: box Owner and get you some bork as a SUPPOSITI 1162 01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:32,200 Speaker 1: SoRs for Yo Couci and then some Apple Cider vinegar gummies. 1163 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,960 Speaker 1: They are my own brand. It is official box owner 1164 01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,560 Speaker 1: uh dot com. And if you go to my Instagram page, 1165 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,000 Speaker 1: I should have a promo code for you to use um. 1166 01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:43,920 Speaker 1: But yeah, a lot going on. And then of course 1167 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:49,040 Speaker 1: we're doing four bonus episodes a month, add free episodes, 1168 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:54,400 Speaker 1: additional behind the scenes content, and for our top tier 1169 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,960 Speaker 1: hose that is the fifteen and twenty dollar tier, you 1170 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,040 Speaker 1: get free Patreon only merch. Uh. Even this is something 1171 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,400 Speaker 1: we've been sending out you can head is seeing your 1172 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:08,680 Speaker 1: motherfucker have UM And then yeah, so that's on Patreon. 1173 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:13,600 Speaker 1: That's Patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions. We leave you 1174 01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,560 Speaker 1: guys with a five minute bonus clip every time, and 1175 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:19,280 Speaker 1: we're gonna do that again today, so stay tuned for that. 1176 01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,880 Speaker 1: And again, thank you Eddie for joining us, Thank you 1177 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:23,800 Speaker 1: for having me. And this has been he had another 1178 01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:30,720 Speaker 1: episode of horrible Decisions. Fine, fine, it's bonus, bitch. God 1179 01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,760 Speaker 1: damn that ship was sitting there for a minute. Everybody, 1180 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:39,480 Speaker 1: we stopped fighting. We're back, bitches. I do want to 1181 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:43,280 Speaker 1: thank first off, all of the patrons. Uh not only 1182 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,840 Speaker 1: for like y'all's continue support. A lot of y'all were like, 1183 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,880 Speaker 1: you know what, whatever it needs because we hate it 1184 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,120 Speaker 1: when y'all is arguing, because that fucking content be trash. 1185 01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,440 Speaker 1: So take all the time you need and I just 1186 01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:59,920 Speaker 1: appreciate all of you guys for your well whisches, your support, 1187 01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:04,800 Speaker 1: UM and rocking with us y'all. Honestly, like, UM, I 1188 01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,960 Speaker 1: wanted to post it like a week before, and I 1189 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,600 Speaker 1: was like, let me give it time. And I also 1190 01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,640 Speaker 1: didn't want to piss Mandy off if I you know, 1191 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:17,400 Speaker 1: did it without telling her. But it's weird because I mean, 1192 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,520 Speaker 1: we could be we could be as open as you want. 1193 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,400 Speaker 1: I don't know how you want to tiptoe around this, 1194 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,520 Speaker 1: but I'm I think we've and just so y'all know too, 1195 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:28,520 Speaker 1: We've had we've went through therapy. We understand our levels 1196 01:04:28,520 --> 01:04:33,040 Speaker 1: of miscommunication, and we know when we really was communicated. 1197 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:35,480 Speaker 1: We did we oh no, we don't have to talk 1198 01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:39,760 Speaker 1: about the people, but but just oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, 1199 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,920 Speaker 1: we are. For one, I'm really glad that you know, 1200 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,920 Speaker 1: we were able to say that. I think it was 1201 01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:48,080 Speaker 1: super honest and like not like we'd be trying to 1202 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,200 Speaker 1: hide when we be fighting, because we don't hide it. 1203 01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,640 Speaker 1: But it's more just like it just felt different and 1204 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:58,840 Speaker 1: I felt violated. You felt violated like we and I'm 1205 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,200 Speaker 1: just happy we were both wrong. But I think something 1206 01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:04,600 Speaker 1: really cool that UM the coach, life coach, not therapist. 1207 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:08,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember. She said, was like, you know, 1208 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,680 Speaker 1: you guys both have each other's best interest, Like the 1209 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:13,320 Speaker 1: brand is still the brand, like basically saying, like why 1210 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,280 Speaker 1: are we looking at each other like the other one 1211 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:17,240 Speaker 1: is trying to suck the one other one over all 1212 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:20,000 Speaker 1: the time. I think that's a good point, you know, 1213 01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:26,080 Speaker 1: like Charlotte Magne said to me months ago, like no 1214 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,520 Speaker 1: one's bigger than the brand. Always think about the brand 1215 01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,440 Speaker 1: and keeping the brands in the forefront of your mind 1216 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:34,560 Speaker 1: when you get angry with each other. And it was 1217 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:36,560 Speaker 1: when we fought last time, when we was on Twitter 1218 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,160 Speaker 1: and he was like, y'all keep doing this. I don't 1219 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:47,240 Speaker 1: know why you and Mandy don't and look at this please, 1220 01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,040 Speaker 1: Like everybody says that to us, but I will say this, 1221 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:55,720 Speaker 1: it's not easy, dog. Like you know yesterday when we 1222 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,680 Speaker 1: were doing BTS or whatever, you guys will see it. 1223 01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,680 Speaker 1: Soon Mandy left the studio and I actually had to 1224 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,040 Speaker 1: work in the studio and Alex and I had to 1225 01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:02,360 Speaker 1: have a meeting. And one of the things he said 1226 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,320 Speaker 1: in the meeting was like I don't even know if 1227 01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:07,080 Speaker 1: it was on camera, but he was like Mandy and Wheezy. 1228 01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:10,080 Speaker 1: Have you've been around them? They are alpha females. And 1229 01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,880 Speaker 1: he was like, and they are different without each other 1230 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,760 Speaker 1: because they're so alpha when they're together. And I think 1231 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,320 Speaker 1: that's true. I think I'm the same. I'm the same 1232 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:23,400 Speaker 1: all the mock time. No, you're not. People even even 1233 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,280 Speaker 1: your friends be like, I don't know why I can 1234 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,240 Speaker 1: like that with YOUO, but my friends do the same 1235 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:30,760 Speaker 1: to me. They'd be like, Mandy makes you get so tense, 1236 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,680 Speaker 1: and y'all get so But I think that there's one 1237 01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:38,880 Speaker 1: thing about us that I've learned, especially watching this whole 1238 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:42,240 Speaker 1: ordeal happened, that people want us to talk about. Boy, 1239 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,320 Speaker 1: we think about that bag, butch And when I say 1240 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,200 Speaker 1: think about the bag, I mean in the future, not 1241 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,520 Speaker 1: just saying we're doing this, you know, to push forward 1242 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:54,200 Speaker 1: through the money. But we think about business before it happens. 1243 01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:57,640 Speaker 1: And I think we're very fortunate to have both brought 1244 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,320 Speaker 1: those minds together in terms of money, I mean, but 1245 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:06,400 Speaker 1: outside of outside of money, what the thing that always 1246 01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:08,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, of course, but the thing that 1247 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:12,040 Speaker 1: always gets brought up, whether we're talking to legal counsel, 1248 01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:16,920 Speaker 1: whether we're talking to therapists or life coaches. Um. The 1249 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,760 Speaker 1: one thing that is literally also always iterated in those 1250 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:24,560 Speaker 1: conversations is that this brand now is bigger than the 1251 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,440 Speaker 1: both of us. Um. When you guys right in the 1252 01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:31,400 Speaker 1: emails and especially when we're on tour and we're able 1253 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:35,160 Speaker 1: to hear how much just these open conversations have changed, 1254 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:40,479 Speaker 1: lives have changed, relationships have changed, um, literally just how 1255 01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:44,600 Speaker 1: people view themselves and and their self esteem. I just 1256 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,160 Speaker 1: know that we're touching too many people and we're on 1257 01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,600 Speaker 1: track to literally live in a purpose with this show. 1258 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,360 Speaker 1: And so every time and we even get into argument, 1259 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,480 Speaker 1: be like, listen, this show bigger than whatever we arguing 1260 01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:58,920 Speaker 1: about right now. It's bigger than you, it's bigger than me, 1261 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,480 Speaker 1: it's bigger than both of us. To get at this point, um, 1262 01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:05,040 Speaker 1: only because of how many people it touches. And I 1263 01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:09,840 Speaker 1: guess upset. I already remember, maybe not even recently. I'd 1264 01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:11,880 Speaker 1: say maybe like three years when I had a job 1265 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,480 Speaker 1: and people would confuse me for you are you Mandy 1266 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:17,320 Speaker 1: or like you know, they just they don't know the face, 1267 01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,639 Speaker 1: they know the voice whatever, and I remember you UD 1268 01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,960 Speaker 1: be like, no, not many. I don't understand why people 1269 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:24,120 Speaker 1: can't tell the difference or and it was like you 1270 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,920 Speaker 1: know what, like I should be happy for all of 1271 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:27,439 Speaker 1: these things.